Yo, there’s a joke on another YT short I saw that’s like “look at how far we’ve come as a society” and that had me weak, I didn’t think he’d go for that side but I’d be lying to say I didn’t of him making a black joke. Call me a terrible person or whatever, that wouldn’t exactly be funny but either way he’d find a way to make it entertaining as hell. He also reminded me of that and this one small little thread I’m a part of that’s in on the society joke.
@@FredoOnTV your a lucky man to know time is priceless at a young age. I ruined my time in my young years, only realised how priceless time is in my 50's...to late.
I'm 50, retired fireman of 21 years, have run everyday except Sundays since 8th grade. 7 miles most day, 9 others. And you're right the 400 is almost impossible to continuously run full out. But that was my favorite , the last leg of 400, make or break
Really? This might be because I’m far more used to full on miles and I run them more so you don’t gotta focus so much on pure sprinting but I don’t see the 400 meter as that bad, but I mean if you’ve been running several miles and been running since 8th grade then I’ll take your word since I’m still only a Sophmore and I don’t even run every single day. Still, when I do run I personally don’t see the first 400 meters as that bad…
Sir, I might need advices from you. I'm 36.. from 19 to 25 years old, I used to amateur box.. so great cardio, and top shape.. Since then, work schedule and all ( I know, excuses !!), I put on about 25 kilos (from 89 kilos to 115), and now I can't run for more than 5 minutes.. How do you get the motivation ??
@@menaceclan As someone with experience of putting things off and struggling to find motivation I personally just put off work/schedule for a moment and say “Hey, I have about an hour or two, let’s try and run and keep up a steady pace I know I can tolerate that’s also not incredibly slow or too easy.” I just tell myself that, thought my normal pace is about 5-6 miles per hour for a straight mile with slight changes around the end with it raised up to 7-8 for a good 30-45 seconds then raised back down and possibly a bit lower for a little ease on my body, but overall I’d say just use whatever time you got to either go outside or go to the gym and try to keep up a nice, steady pace. Again, I don’t have anything too difficult or anything incredibly hands-on to focus on but I speak from experience of procrastinating.
@@menaceclan No problem friend! I was just doing homework when I noticed this and figured I’d cash in my two cents, not sure how helpful it’d be for you but hopefully everything works out well enough for you, take care dude and have fun.
Bro!!!!! When she asked what you could eat every single day I smiled and you nodded at the exact same time I did…. Hands down that was my favorite moment for today!
@@axehead45 + You'll never get me to believe that. I'm not saying you're wrong. But even if it was true - I can't accept it. Never gonna believe it. And just the concept....🤢🤮
when I tell you I thought this man was saying tortellini or something, cuz never in my wildest dreams did I think he was disrespecting my ancestors and trying to pronounce tortilla 🤦🏻♀️
@@thatguy6227 he says something after the torta part. It sounds like he is saying "torta-llas". Is he saying torta loaves? Like if he actually is saying torta, what is going on after that?
You are the funniest person on RUclips I swear!!!!! Got stuck last night scrolling your shorts for like 2 hrs -- eyes watering from laughing. Way too funny!!!!!
You seriously need your own show I’ve been a comedy fan for life and you next level!!!! Someone expose this man to the world 🌍 oh wait a minute you already are well carry on sir! And 😅thank you!
I nearly died. I was thinking the 400 relay was the worst race myself 🤣... several people trying to cooperate at ANYTHING is difficult, and the accel-decel game just makes it hell🤣.
The "what's something you can eat every single day" one got me weak because he said nothing and everything at the same time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That and the "women are dying for you to come up to them" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sheeeeee Man you're the best cure for a hella bad morning! Nobody can be depressed or be in a bad mood after watching even 5 minutes of one of your videos. Thank you! ❤ May you be truly Blessed 🙏🏻
Bruh. Some real NPC behavior in this video. Eating fresh fish eggs spawn kill style, touching the wires of a light pole, like damn. Shout out to bro bro tho. Superman bike flip, with a front flip dismount. Like holy shit
You are "Seriously Funny". Both serious and funny with just the right balance. A rare skill yet so naturally displayed. I wish you the best of success 👍
Ngl i didn't even bother with the challenge because I've been cracking up at your shirts for a while now and knew it was a lost cause. But damn, you really turned into a poet. Lyrical genius! Cheers!
That 400m race one is straight facts I'm slow AF, fastest 400 time at 56 seconds or something, but I had to run it because no one else felt like dying at the end of the meet and I had very little value at any other event It was terrible
I knew I would fail but I made it all the way to " a strategic deceleration " fell out at that part folks 💯
bro caught me lackin with the race one i legit thought he was gone say white 😭
😂😂😂
Yo, there’s a joke on another YT short I saw that’s like “look at how far we’ve come as a society” and that had me weak, I didn’t think he’d go for that side but I’d be lying to say I didn’t of him making a black joke. Call me a terrible person or whatever, that wouldn’t exactly be funny but either way he’d find a way to make it entertaining as hell. He also reminded me of that and this one small little thread I’m a part of that’s in on the society joke.
Shit I thought he was gonna throw shade at Italians for some reason 🤣
@@-user_redacted- Mamma Mia! How could you assume sucha thing…
What's understood aint gotta be explained 😭😭🤣
“You could pay me in time, and that shit is priceless.” Imma have to sit with that one for a min…..
😂😂😂
@@FredoOnTV your a lucky man to know time is priceless at a young age. I ruined my time in my young years, only realised how priceless time is in my 50's...to late.
@@palerider2020 He is just straight UP brilliant. His IQ is well into the triple digits. 💯%
Make it a quick minute
I'm 50, retired fireman of 21 years, have run everyday except Sundays since 8th grade. 7 miles most day, 9 others. And you're right the 400 is almost impossible to continuously run full out. But that was my favorite , the last leg of 400, make or break
Really? This might be because I’m far more used to full on miles and I run them more so you don’t gotta focus so much on pure sprinting but I don’t see the 400 meter as that bad, but I mean if you’ve been running several miles and been running since 8th grade then I’ll take your word since I’m still only a Sophmore and I don’t even run every single day. Still, when I do run I personally don’t see the first 400 meters as that bad…
Sir, I might need advices from you.
I'm 36.. from 19 to 25 years old, I used to amateur box.. so great cardio, and top shape..
Since then, work schedule and all ( I know, excuses !!), I put on about 25 kilos (from 89 kilos to 115), and now I can't run for more than 5 minutes..
How do you get the motivation ??
@@menaceclan As someone with experience of putting things off and struggling to find motivation I personally just put off work/schedule for a moment and say “Hey, I have about an hour or two, let’s try and run and keep up a steady pace I know I can tolerate that’s also not incredibly slow or too easy.” I just tell myself that, thought my normal pace is about 5-6 miles per hour for a straight mile with slight changes around the end with it raised up to 7-8 for a good 30-45 seconds then raised back down and possibly a bit lower for a little ease on my body, but overall I’d say just use whatever time you got to either go outside or go to the gym and try to keep up a nice, steady pace. Again, I don’t have anything too difficult or anything incredibly hands-on to focus on but I speak from experience of procrastinating.
@@Omegod1455 I appreciate the time taken to answer, brother !!
@@menaceclan No problem friend! I was just doing homework when I noticed this and figured I’d cash in my two cents, not sure how helpful it’d be for you but hopefully everything works out well enough for you, take care dude and have fun.
Bro!!!!! When she asked what you could eat every single day I smiled and you nodded at the exact same time I did…. Hands down that was my favorite moment for today!
😂💪🏾
What’s understood does not have to be explained
Yes!!! Right before he looked at the camera I yelled “pussy!” 😂 then he looked at the camera and I started laughing. Best part of the video
That was the moment I lost the game lol.
I did the same thang
I did my best but that toilet seat in the dishwasher had me weak af 😂
I swear that shit killed me😂
If it makes you feel better it would clean it and get hotter than Hell so you'd be fine
I was doing so well til then!🤣🤣🤣I rewound it 3x!
Me too and It was smooth too
@@axehead45 + You'll never get me to believe that. I'm not saying you're wrong. But even if it was true - I can't accept it. Never gonna believe it. And just the concept....🤢🤮
This is the kind of commentary society needs.
Thank you thank you 💯
💯
No lie frfr he good at what he does:
Barely starting watching the tortilla one got me...sounding like a damn pokemon💀💀
😂😂😂
when I tell you I thought this man was saying tortellini or something, cuz never in my wildest dreams did I think he was disrespecting my ancestors and trying to pronounce tortilla 🤦🏻♀️
A torta is a Mexican sandwich. It’s a thing and he pronounced it correctly I
@@thatguy6227 he says something after the torta part. It sounds like he is saying "torta-llas". Is he saying torta loaves? Like if he actually is saying torta, what is going on after that?
@@SarahDenna idk I was high when I commented, it’s sound like he’s saying torta-lla
You've got hella impressive wordplay. I'm mad I am nowhere NEAR this funny 🤣🤣
Thank you 😂💯
Strategic deceleration... You my brother win the internet for that one.
The hat rolling on the arm onto the head to express the cap had me laughing out loud lmao 😂
Omg, I just now got that! Lol
I’m dumb, what does that mean
@@twilightparanormalresearch186"cap" means "you're lying"
I came just to check if this comment was here
@@michaeledmunds7056 aaaah I see thabks
The look on the "what can you eat everyday and not get tired of" lmfao. Yes sir.
And of course the "Let her go" in the background to let you know you should've done better with your life and relationship.
Boy was I rolling 😂😂
@@ZeroFudgeGivenEyy, thank you!! I knew I knew the tune, but I couldn't place it.
That "Cap" killed me lol
I lost already at like 40 seconds talkin bout some tortillas 🤣
"...you see To beat the MAN you have to master the mans tactics... right on my brother✊🏾"
You are the funniest person on RUclips I swear!!!!! Got stuck last night scrolling your shorts for like 2 hrs -- eyes watering from laughing. Way too funny!!!!!
I appreciate you 🙌🏽
I've done that
You seriously need your own show I’ve been a comedy fan for life and you next level!!!! Someone expose this man to the world 🌍 oh wait a minute you already are well carry on sir! And 😅thank you!
And the most real.
I nearly died. I was thinking the 400 relay was the worst race myself 🤣... several people trying to cooperate at ANYTHING is difficult, and the accel-decel game just makes it hell🤣.
The "what's something you can eat every single day" one got me weak because he said nothing and everything at the same time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That and the "women are dying for you to come up to them" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I died on the 400 meter dash joke
7:56 Fredo started spittin 🔥🔥🤣
I broke when he said "you can't be doing nothing but talking 💩 with that mic 🎤" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Blast off little jimmy" 🤣
“400 meter deceleration” got me choking
dammit I lost all "gloomy Kitty cat" 😂😂😂
He killed me with “400 meter race”. Well played my man. That was gold. Forget color. Races be hard bro.
Once again you made my day. Keep it up love your content
I’m honored 🙌🏽
You actually said tortilla better than some Mexican Americans i know 😂😂😂
"why you spawn killing the lil guppies like that." Lost my shit when he said this
I was barely surviving, then 2:16 took me out 😂💀
Let’s gooooo 😂
Like Joe Biden, straight out too dinner 😂
"He said Darwinism, go ahead!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣 Yes Tina...go ahead and touch those wires... 🤦🤦🤦
I passed, the truck door almost got me.
Dangit, I meant to rewatch that one!
I lost it at "yo rap name skittle."
I died on toilet seat deal then was straight up REVIVED by them barz!
Hands down the most consistently funny reactions. I could watch this for an hour.
Him channeling Denzel W. is the most hilarious shit-💀
Bro "spawn killing" got me dead 😂
Just doing my duty to boost the engagement
More people need to see this
I appreciate you 💯🙌🏽
I failed right when this guy is talking about burrito chick.
“Oh my gosh! GASP! You’re SUCH a daredevil.”
🤣😂🤣
When you called ol boy Skittle, then said he surpassed mumble rap, that was straight jibber jabber that came out his mouth🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sheeeeee Man you're the best cure for a hella bad morning! Nobody can be depressed or be in a bad mood after watching even 5 minutes of one of your videos. Thank you! ❤ May you be truly Blessed 🙏🏻
That "CAP" one did it for me 🤣🤣
Dude got some Hella crazy comebacks.
Bruh. Some real NPC behavior in this video. Eating fresh fish eggs spawn kill style, touching the wires of a light pole, like damn. Shout out to bro bro tho. Superman bike flip, with a front flip dismount. Like holy shit
Fredo killed me with that 400m tho.
Straight FACTS
Boomhauer the rapper 😂
“What’s something you could eat everyday and not get tired of”
Brody we smiled and nodded at the same time..
Iykyk
Nah, cuz I really laughed within the first minute, imma be honest, you have no rights to be this funny dawg🤟🏼💀. Keep up the grind 🤟🏼🤟🏼🤟🏼💯
Thanks fam 💯🤙🏾
Ahhh Fredo, you say the darndest things...& I love them!!! Love Fredo!!!
I made it without bursting out laughing definitely an accomplishment cause you too funny bro
My dawg 💪🏾
HOW?!
He went OFF about that 400 meter dash🤣🤣🤣🤣 “poo poo puffs”🤣🤣
Found your channel less than 24 hours ago and I’m hooked. Instantly subscribed. You are hilarious. Thanks for brightening my day
"What's something you could eat every single day and not get tired of?"
That look, man! 🤣🤣🤣
Me too, me too 😹
You are "Seriously Funny". Both serious and funny with just the right balance. A rare skill yet so naturally displayed. I wish you the best of success 👍
"In front of the chidrin?!" 😂 😂 💀
I actually passed this 🙈 the amount of deep breathing I had to do! Damn I know I'm not gonna pass the next one
Imma take it up a notch 😂
@@FredoOnTV oh hell I'm done for🤣🤣🤣🤣
The 800 meter relay was the bane of my existence. I should know I was the anchor
Bro came at use with the 400 meter dash my god 😂
Damn u jus straight up roasting everyone
The first one made me laugh until my stomach hurt. 🤣
I'm dying😂
"I guarantee it, I stand by it."
The $3 on 4 too real. I remember being a young dude living destination to destination on $5 on 2 just trying to keep that gas light off.
" you'll leave way less lively "got me rolling 😂😂
"You are colder than a penguin's belly button on an ice slide"
I didn't laugh... but it was dangerously close
God blessed you with talent bro you are beyond funny
Thinking quietly of what he likes to eat everyday...
7:59 fredo got some heavy bars. Every line was a pumch
I've seen all of these and I still lost multiple times
"If I come to your house and I unwillingly drink a glass of booty" lololol
When that music dropped though......the world smiled!! ✊🏿 Respect !!!!
“You could pay me in time, and that shit is priceless!” 😂 😂
Dawg I feel that 400 meter. Coach said sprint the whole way 💀💀💀
Boom Howard tryin' to sound like Busta Rhymes. Lol
Yeah
I didn't make it,
The dairy part had me weak,
Breaking into my house,flatline,
The whip, got me,
And catapult ride or whatever that was 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Boxing bit got me. "All points in Defense" "Cactus in a condom"
The toilet n the dishwasher hell naw
Ngl i didn't even bother with the challenge because I've been cracking up at your shirts for a while now and knew it was a lost cause. But damn, you really turned into a poet. Lyrical genius! Cheers!
Alright I made it but almost woke my wife up laughing so hard. Great job man original and hilarious
I started laughing at the one about eating. He didn't need to say anything; the music and the expressions said it all.
I failed at 2:25 🤣 *insert middle finger emoji I don’t wanna be flagged*
I failed at 2:25 🤣🖕
😂😂MEEEE TOOOOOO!!!!! I DEFINITELY SAID IT OUT LOUD!! 😂😂
" You ain't have to tell me about ya gloomy kitty cat baby" 🤣
I lost it at tortilla. Good job man.
Thanks fam 💯
2:15 …….✊🏾 Nuff said my brother….nuff said.😂😂
Nah fam, that woman talking about being approached needs another 8 caps as reaction.
"gloomy kitty cat" I hollered. 😊❤
Man, I lost not even 2 minutes in. You got me lol
That dude: "what's your least favourite race?"
Fredo: I'm gonna do what's called a pro track move
3 dollars will get you from pump 4 to pump 3 😁
His response to the girl who could smell her snatch did me in
That 400m race one is straight facts
I'm slow AF, fastest 400 time at 56 seconds or something, but I had to run it because no one else felt like dying at the end of the meet and I had very little value at any other event
It was terrible
The lady looks so happy and proud at doing her ex’s mom. 😅 Never tell them you’re next move. 🤣
I fr be watching this in school lol
That’s support 👏🏽
Bruh that hood poem choked me 😂😂😂😂😂
Sir. The race. You're excellent
When that quick talker came on all I thought was "did he just say THAT?" Thank you for addressing it.
I failed and you weren't even saying anything
Damn man
Riiiight! Them facial expressions.
400m was hell 😂😂
1:08 …. I beg ya pardon?? *Say it again* …. _slower_ …
Yea even i heard it
I lost at 2:12 🤣🤣💯
Fredo For Pres! Keep em comin. For real, your content is 🔥.
Hahahaha! The 400 meter sprint took me!😂