Now that I'm feeling cold and alone It dawned on me I never wrote you a poem After 2 and a half years there's so much to say So much to cry for, to beg for, and pray When we started out I wasn't quite sure if you were the one to make me feel more I knew you were innocent, I knew you were young I knew you were beautiful, I knew you were fun You knew I had problems, you knew I was fat But you took a chance and I thank you for that As time went on we grew together I really thought it would last forever But growing together doesn't make it easy It only makes it hard to please you and please me We got to comfortable and maybe I'm boring I'm sorry I'm not perfect I can't help my snoring I can buy you earplugs and a bag of doritos We can talk about the week we spent in Puerto Rico We can talk about that trip we took with Jean to the airport The yelling and fight was all worth it for sport It just suck we no longer together No more picnics, no more holidays, no more laughter, never I guess this doesn't matter anymore My tears are welling up and they're about to pour I miss you so much and its only been a few hours I don't know what to do I have no money for flowers I don't want you to ever feel this hurt Even when im angry, confused, and feeling like dirt I want the best for you because you were my lady You were my life, you were my baby I have to go now I'll leave you alone I just figured I'd finally write you that poem - Luis J Gomez
@@hurrifanc.3434 I think he is one of the funniest people out there for sure, but I'm not sure if I can call it a podcast really. Most of the time it's just him ranting to himself in a hilarious way, which although amusing is very different from an actual podcast where 2 or more people are talking or even one person is explaining certain things. I think that's why he calls it the Tim Dillon show rather than the Tim Dillon podcast, since he does more than just podcast.
Gomez isn't his real surname. His name is Luis J Kemia after Leukemia , the blood disease. He changed it because he didn't think he could be as funny but I think he's much funnier tbh.
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Did your channel piss off the RUclips algorithm? I never see these anymore and the views are way down.
Lol
If you put one more skank on I'll subscribe.
Jason Ellis is going to thrash Luis
@@princevegeta-son do you know why Ellis got fired from Sirius yet?
Now that I'm feeling cold and alone
It dawned on me I never wrote you a poem
After 2 and a half years there's so much to say
So much to cry for, to beg for, and pray
When we started out I wasn't quite sure
if you were the one to make me feel more
I knew you were innocent, I knew you were young
I knew you were beautiful, I knew you were fun
You knew I had problems, you knew I was fat
But you took a chance and I thank you for that
As time went on we grew together
I really thought it would last forever
But growing together doesn't make it easy
It only makes it hard to please you and please me
We got to comfortable and maybe I'm boring
I'm sorry I'm not perfect I can't help my snoring
I can buy you earplugs and a bag of doritos
We can talk about the week we spent in Puerto Rico
We can talk about that trip we took with Jean to the airport
The yelling and fight was all worth it for sport
It just suck we no longer together
No more picnics, no more holidays, no more laughter, never
I guess this doesn't matter anymore
My tears are welling up and they're about to pour
I miss you so much and its only been a few hours
I don't know what to do I have no money for flowers
I don't want you to ever feel this hurt
Even when im angry, confused, and feeling like dirt
I want the best for you because you were my lady
You were my life, you were my baby
I have to go now I'll leave you alone
I just figured I'd finally write you that poem
- Luis J Gomez
“For sport”
Lmfao
Who's Jean?
I dont knooowww.
I read the first line and cracked up laughing, such a funny moment on LoS
God dammit
This guy grows on you like mold. Best podcaster in the game.
After 270 episodes I agree
You must not know who Tim Dillon is...
@@hurrifanc.3434 yeah I know who he is and he rides the fence on podcasts.
@@hurrifanc.3434 I think he is one of the funniest people out there for sure, but I'm not sure if I can call it a podcast really. Most of the time it's just him ranting to himself in a hilarious way, which although amusing is very different from an actual podcast where 2 or more people are talking or even one person is explaining certain things. I think that's why he calls it the Tim Dillon show rather than the Tim Dillon podcast, since he does more than just podcast.
hes got the best mma/comedy podcast in the game so im inclined to agree, believe you me all day baby bois
Makes me so happy seeing The Rattlesnake in more things. Get our doggie out there!!
Puerto Rican Stanley
@JJ Buddhabrot It’s Stan Lee. But Stanley is funnier
@JJ Buddhabrot It was one of the recent ones. Maybe 489? I think it was the one with Cumia and Aaron Berg. I could be wrong...but I'm pretty sure.
@JJ Buddhabrot watch the table read. It’s on aris channel. Skeptic tank
Why did this get top comment?
Coke magic luis
Lmao “Puerto Ricans no doubt” in seconds after getting that Q
The J. stands for Jenius
Jetarded
Thank you for allowing Luis to do his thing. Its very easy to censor him, but the funniest part of Luis is him being him.
I just picture a random white girl clicking on this and 30 seconds in her head EXPLODES
Holy shit it’s the Joan Jett of comedy himself.
I wanna see the outtakes where its just him answering the n word to everything
Who's more justified
@@newsrapper hes afro latino we good
Dammit Louis just keeps getting funnier.
Real ass dude
This right here is why luis J and the rest of the GaS digital crew are so underrated. Some of the best comedy out there!
I heard he's a real ass dude
He's got a bad attitude
I heard he’s a skank
“The J stands for Genius.” - Kurt Metzger
The joan jett of comedy
I liked Luis the first time I heard him.
The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, The Joan Jett of comedy, The Ellismania champion, The Ultimate Minority, Puerto Rican Stanley: Luis J Gomez!
Luis J Gomez wrote the greatest poem of all time.
Dude I love LJG. I used to hate him. Now easily top 3 favorite podcaster
Everyone starts off hating LJG. I used to not be his biggest fan and now Im a huge fan of him, Big Jay and the other guy also
"Yeah, for sure a deff person"🤣🤣🤣
Just give the guy outside the camera a microphone if his gonna talk the whole video
Thank you for listening barstool 🙏
first lewis fan
Luis
You can’t even spell his name right haha
@@JSalonsky luis j gomez come correct or not at all doggy
That title belongs to k.Vozzy. the real fans know who this is
I never knew how much I needed this
How did I not see this ?! The Puerto Rican rattlesnake is the best !!!!
2:22 I love Luis 😂
These people didnt know who Luis j Gomez was when they signed him on for this ahahahah
The question they forgot to ask: "WHO TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY BURGER?!?!?"
Yeah baby boi
Should we be concerned about hate speech the bears safety?
Yes. Very much so!
How do you think hate speech the bear became so hateful?
@@PainCrashDaGPuff3000 lol it all makes sense now
Shit. gotta hit up the yung bull to see if he can pull his presidential powers
Hilarious just wish I could hear the audio better
This Louiz Gomes guy is funny he should start a podcast and do stand-up
Too bad Puerto Ricans are too lazy to write jokes
Just for the record, I'm a nurse and most of the time paralyzed people aren't usually able to control erection.
Blop Blop
Gas Digital
The ultimate minority
Those were some Real Ass answers🐍
Now that's a real ass dude
these guys make Luis J Gomez look smart.
don't forget the J.
The shiniest rattlesnake ever seen
Welcome to the gunshowwwwwwww
We need bisping next
Should have Big Jay over to answer these lmao
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First joke killed it 😂
"I gotta be honest with you."
This is one of the better instalments
Real ass dude!
Real ass episode
Ahhhhh he told the teddy bear story 😂😂😂
Pls bring more adult stars, male stars also
Finally! Someone fucking real 🤘🏽
Took less than 20 seconds to mention how his parents are dead. That might be a new record.
“I don’t watch sports” he’s got a fucking MMA podcast with micheal bisping
Lmao fucking love Luis
Luis in HD
I honestly feel bad saying this, but I drew a blank on the Puerto Rican accomplishments. Baseball is the best I can think of.
Baby boy
The realest of all dudes
Best Puerto Rican invention?
Luis J. Gomez
Anybody else expect KFC to go run and grab Zah when he said he’s pay $500?
Get Joey Diaz on the show please 🤣
Real Ass Podcast Experience
Let's go doggie
Luis J Gomez is awesome! He isn't as hate filled and Racist as I had hoped for, but this will do... Nice work Luis
is that a HORI hoodie?
Love you Luis
Luis is fucking hilarious
The Real "Jeff Besos"
“Who tha fook is that guy?”
Lockdown has been rough
gomite for life!!
Whats up baby boooois!
Lol Puerto Ricans invented condensed milk.
The Puerto Rican rattlesnake bites back
John Leguizamo, one of the best actors alive, is half PR.
J dog really out here man
Luis JJJ gomez brought me here
Got to get big jay and the powerful Dave smith
Gotta have Zah walk in at some point come on Barstool
Let's go baby bois
That was funny baby BOI
The Puerto Rican Stanley
THANK YOU RATTLESNAKE
Big Pun Inspired generations of Hip Hop, c'mon son...
Pretty real ass; he's on-brand for sure doggies
Luis J “Luis J Gómez” Gómez
The Puerto Rican earth worm
Gomez isn't his real surname. His name is Luis J Kemia after Leukemia , the blood disease. He changed it because he didn't think he could be as funny but I think he's much funnier tbh.
evidence.
get Big Jay back on this 🔥
Marc anthony luis. Marc Anthony man
Hell yeah
The East Coast Joe Rogan
Best guest yet. Give big Jay a second chance since y'all were disrespectful as fuck last time.
Only Puerto Rican person. Lin Manuel Miranda
Disagree.
Baby boi
Blop blop doggies! Check out Legion of Shanks and Real Ass Podcast for more of the Real Ass Dude 💪💪
Mr Solo Pizza
Spoiler alert: he’s gonna be honest with ya