Malaysian politics are endless sources of comedic material, despite the tragic consequences for our country. This is such a delicious satire, I like both pandan and bijan. Well done 😂👍
Douglas Lim is doing his job as a comedian. We as the rakyat should play our role. We were cheated and conned. We voted to oust the corrupted politicians, but they can still get away. Our democracy is nothing more than a lump of sh1+
@@charsiew88 Even better. No need to be so scared people don't know you are a doctor. Specialise lah. When a comedian, be a comedian. When a doctor, practise medicine.
Stepping on the line, dangerous, but bravo for the skit. Hermes atau Coach pun kita semua tak mahu tapi kuasa dekat Panda Board, apa kita boleh buat.....
bangun2 pagi terpikir nak pandankan bijan, terus sign surat pandan.. semua org dah terkena game...hahaha. syok betul jadi manusia bayangan ni, rs nak pandan..dia pandan jaaa..
Pandans board ada kuasa melebihi Federal Court, Court of Appeal & High Court! Well done, pandans board members ialah loyar buruk tertinggi di Malaysia Ka?
fourking absolutely genius! best betul,, but there are few people not understand the joke, terkena gak on mentor = coach, tgk second time then i realised
Ini formula dari pandan...kira gong yg kuat bunyi tu tk kuat mana pun...bila bunyi org dah tk dengo baru kepanasan...mcm2 bunyi gong keluar hingga org muak....😂
🙃😂🤣😅🙃 actually this press release and u-turn thingy have been going on for a while and therefore this latest press release regarding bossku case truly isn't a shocker. Pretty much expected.
😂😂😂well done Love thewit.. not dimwitted humour . but pandans board seems not to have researched well enough. Most wellknown now globally for most unscientific attempts to gel bijian and Pandan together. Better at 100 percent tulen. Now malaysia is laughing stock. Madani brand pulak tak laku lagi. 😢😢😢😢 Like Evita we sing i cry for you malaysia. Sudah jadi meesua.
Bijan = the BAG that PM6 's Co PM also known as FLOM ( sounds like Virus ya!!) had made for her. So lucky that Bijan( Bag) in reverse is Flom's Husband+😂😂😂😂😂
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I lost it at bijan😂
Mr.Douglas you are a national treasure
Took me a second, lol
najib
You are so smart Douglas. How on earth you can think of this. You really nailed it.
😂😂😂
Malaysian politics are endless sources of comedic material, despite the tragic consequences for our country. This is such a delicious satire, I like both pandan and bijan. Well done 😂👍
Ahahaha. I agree
Seriously I don't even know how you can think of such twist. This blows my mind.
Ya man....mamat ni bladi kleve raik...but still bukan ramai boleh terima dis kind of jokes....
Not really. Ini kokak punya joke. A waste of time
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* Berapa biji telur ayam
* Berapa ekor ayam/lembu/kambing
* Berapa kotak susu...
* Berapa pasang kasut/seluar dalam, dll..
1. Curi 300 telur ayam, pengangur dipenjara 6 bulan
(18/10/23, BH online.)
2. Curi 5 ekor ayam kampung, bapa kepada 2 anak didenda RM2500 atau 5 bulan penjara.
(10/2/2017, Harian Metro)
3. Curi lembu, lelaki didenda RM3000 dan dipenjara 7 hari
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(23/5/23, Harian Metro)
5. Pindah 62 kambing tanpa permit, pemandu didenda RM10,000.
(2/4/23, Kosmo Digital)
6....banyak lagi, dll....
Kalau curi lebih 1 juta, boleh pilih DNAA atau P. Board atau kedua2 sekali......
Terbaik PMX and Plantanon GOV. BOLEH LAND
😅
Douglas Lim is doing his job as a comedian. We as the rakyat should play our role. We were cheated and conned. We voted to oust the corrupted politicians, but they can still get away. Our democracy is nothing more than a lump of sh1+
And that's the real Anwar for you lot 😂
Love the part "kena game by Udu-san".....genius
Brilliantly done! Metaphorically ke motherforically ke, well done. Otak special! ❤
Pray that the new Agung will cancel the pardon of Najib so that the thief won't get away Scott free without serving his full sentence. 😢😢😢
Even his full sentence is not fully satisfactory to the public, u wan give discount it's crazy Malaysia..
welcome to madani...😏
Pandans board.. 😂😂😂
Udu san.. 😂😂😂
So creative la.
BIjan is the best!!
Douglas Lim deserves a standup comedy special on Netflix as he is very much better than that doctor.
Agree. That doctor not really so funny…..
Agree. Doug more humble also
Actually, Douglas is a doctor
@@charsiew88 is that so? Didn’t know.
@@charsiew88 Even better. No need to be so scared people don't know you are a doctor. Specialise lah. When a comedian, be a comedian. When a doctor, practise medicine.
"Udu-san"!!!! 😂❤ "Your level of Bahasa is high right?" 'Hai!' "Oh High!!" 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽
Comical genius of Malaysia.. Kudos to you sir..
What a wonderful research..looking forward for bijan with a pandan flavour.
Kudos, you are simply brilliant and a genius.
Rindu Kipitreal...😂
I always love these creative videos from Lim. Links everything without linking.
Stepping on the line, dangerous, but bravo for the skit. Hermes atau Coach pun kita semua tak mahu tapi kuasa dekat Panda Board, apa kita boleh buat.....
Pandan = Pardon board
Udusan = Utusan
Pandan Madani
My hat off to you Douglas 😂😂
"Basically u just shorten the sentence!" Genius. Btw, the 2.6b is ANOTHER impending case. Lebih terkejut. 😮
bangun2 pagi terpikir nak pandankan bijan, terus sign surat pandan.. semua org dah terkena game...hahaha. syok betul jadi manusia bayangan ni, rs nak pandan..dia pandan jaaa..
Douglas Lim is always hilarious! 👍😂🤣🤣
👍👍👍…satire at one of the Best moments of political irony ~ Well Done, DL ~ yet again!😂
Ni tahap tinggi lawak troll..😁👍
"Art Of War"
Genius. Simply genius. Especially Udu San & bijan.
Pandan the Bijan? Lol.. i cant stop laughing 😀😀😀
Respect and love the thoughts and ideas behind this clip. 😂😂😂
Bag trainer, mentor, coach 😂😂😂
Love your smart humor 👏🏼
And let’s not forget, who’s the PM now
Excellent Douglas, how on earth do you get all these ideas ! ❤
Genius way to xpress frustration
@ucer-y2k_KO. He must be a frustrated guy
Your creativity is amazing
Pandan Board in sangatlah mengelirukan 😄
Ha..ha...I salute you Douglas...you are genius.
Bijan tu bag tangan Rosmah
Tepat betul
@@8888cABijan adalah jenama baju dan bag
You should be wakil rakyat in the Parlimen. Cerdik dan pandai pidato in humour 😂 or be the speaker
I like to eat at Bijan
Very ingenious satire DL. 👏👍
Betul.... Dua- dua pun saya xsetuju k....
Pandans board ada kuasa melebihi Federal Court, Court of Appeal & High Court! Well done, pandans board members ialah loyar buruk tertinggi di Malaysia Ka?
😂😂😂
Bijak2..terhibur i..haha
You’re back… Douglas, thank you!
Good job Douglas!
I is fengsan....But this is excellente!!!
I love this video!
The last sentence was a gem...
fourking absolutely genius! best betul,, but there are few people not understand the joke, terkena gak on mentor = coach, tgk second time then i realised
mentor = coach tu tak faham
@fashpg Coach is a famous handbag brand. Not as expensive as Hermes but still considered a luxury brand.
Not a joke at all
😂😂😂😂 udu-san
Bagus betul kamu ni 😂😂❤
i remember how US SEC tweet btc etf and then retract kata kena hack and esoknya etf approved. LOL sejibik
bijaN 😂 Open sesame ...Good one mate. Social commentary at its most succinct.
Farking Legend 👍
Best Setayar (satire) in a very long while.
mantap dan padu
Bijan is the best part! 😂
Lepas ni Mee Wantan rasa pandan 😭. Minyak bijan one of the ingredients
terbaik 👍👍👍
untung sgt politikus mcm² faedah diberi kerajaan
Quick glance at the video title i thought i saw "the pondans board" 😂
me too..😂😂😂
Bijan = Najib Terbalik
Brilliant😂😂😂
Punya lah fikir, nape bijan2??
Baru ari ni tau bijan = najib!! 😆
Tq fyi
Dush..mindblown
Udu san apa lak ye
Utusan
Basically you just shorten the sentence. Brilliant.
Yo bijan bila terbalikkan wow😅
😂
Ini formula dari pandan...kira gong yg kuat bunyi tu tk kuat mana pun...bila bunyi org dah tk dengo baru kepanasan...mcm2 bunyi gong keluar hingga org muak....😂
Ni d namakan lawak bijak
Not Her Merz lah. Air Miss 😅.
But I don't unserstand who is Udu san
Genius aaa 😂
(Tapi still sakit hati!)
Udu Pudu
Pang Ampang 😂
Pong Kepong 😂
Brilliant!
🙃😂🤣😅🙃 actually this press release and u-turn thingy have been going on for a while and therefore this latest press release regarding bossku case truly isn't a shocker. Pretty much expected.
❤❤❤❤❤❤yesssss sabar dan tabah tuan DSN😎😎😎😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍memdung akan berakhir😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
We all kena game la!!!😅
Mestilah Douglas akan react isu pengampunan Najib😂
Udu-san from Japan 😂 Fcking briliant
Bijan 🤣🤣😂😂🥳🤩.
Welcome to Malaysia 😂
Bijak dia ni senarnya
Pardon? Pandan or can be Pondan Board
😂😂😂 Memang statement tu unacceptable.
Good one, you forgot to add, that after Udu San sent the news out nobody can question the Pandan Board decisions.
Brilliant
Trainer = Mentor = Coach
You so clever.
keluarkan 12 sentence, tarik balik 6 sentence... pandai~~
Very well presented.
😂 Good one
big SHOUTOUT to Udu-san😅
Hai-t 😅
Hahaha adoii
Lol...Brooo!!?🤭👍👍👍👌
Dead pan face 😂😂😂
Sinis - Xda sapa nak bijan tu perisa pandan.. bijan shud stay original..
I understood it well...hahahahaha
I like Pandan cake. I like same Trainer and Mentor bag also
Genius
😂😂😂well done
Love thewit.. not dimwitted humour . but pandans board seems not to have researched well enough. Most wellknown now globally for most unscientific attempts to gel bijian and Pandan together. Better at 100 percent tulen. Now malaysia is laughing stock. Madani brand pulak tak laku lagi. 😢😢😢😢 Like Evita we sing i cry for you malaysia. Sudah jadi meesua.
'Tapi dah kena game apa nak buat' non's pardon has opened the pandora box in malaysia.
Malaysia boleh...jerrr😂
Bijan = the BAG that PM6 's Co PM also known as FLOM ( sounds like Virus ya!!) had made for her. So lucky that Bijan( Bag) in reverse is Flom's Husband+😂😂😂😂😂
Another roast to the Malay and they loving it. Great art Douglas.
I beg your pardon
I never promised you a rose garden
Along with the sunshine
There's gotta be a little rain some time ...
I want to pandan the bijan got me rolling 🤣
Dunia dunia...wayang wayang