Douglas Lim is doing his job as a comedian. We as the rakyat should play our role. We were cheated and conned. We voted to oust the corrupted politicians, but they can still get away. Our democracy is nothing more than a lump of sh1+
Malaysian politics are endless sources of comedic material, despite the tragic consequences for our country. This is such a delicious satire, I like both pandan and bijan. Well done 😂👍
@@charsiew88 Even better. No need to be so scared people don't know you are a doctor. Specialise lah. When a comedian, be a comedian. When a doctor, practise medicine.
bangun2 pagi terpikir nak pandankan bijan, terus sign surat pandan.. semua org dah terkena game...hahaha. syok betul jadi manusia bayangan ni, rs nak pandan..dia pandan jaaa..
Stepping on the line, dangerous, but bravo for the skit. Hermes atau Coach pun kita semua tak mahu tapi kuasa dekat Panda Board, apa kita boleh buat.....
Pandans board ada kuasa melebihi Federal Court, Court of Appeal & High Court! Well done, pandans board members ialah loyar buruk tertinggi di Malaysia Ka?
🙃😂🤣😅🙃 actually this press release and u-turn thingy have been going on for a while and therefore this latest press release regarding bossku case truly isn't a shocker. Pretty much expected.
fourking absolutely genius! best betul,, but there are few people not understand the joke, terkena gak on mentor = coach, tgk second time then i realised
Ini formula dari pandan...kira gong yg kuat bunyi tu tk kuat mana pun...bila bunyi org dah tk dengo baru kepanasan...mcm2 bunyi gong keluar hingga org muak....😂
😂😂😂well done Love thewit.. not dimwitted humour . but pandans board seems not to have researched well enough. Most wellknown now globally for most unscientific attempts to gel bijian and Pandan together. Better at 100 percent tulen. Now malaysia is laughing stock. Madani brand pulak tak laku lagi. 😢😢😢😢 Like Evita we sing i cry for you malaysia. Sudah jadi meesua.
Douglas Lim is doing his job as a comedian. We as the rakyat should play our role. We were cheated and conned. We voted to oust the corrupted politicians, but they can still get away. Our democracy is nothing more than a lump of sh1+
And that's the real Anwar for you lot 😂
Malaysian politics are endless sources of comedic material, despite the tragic consequences for our country. This is such a delicious satire, I like both pandan and bijan. Well done 😂👍
Ahahaha. I agree
I lost it at bijan😂
Mr.Douglas you are a national treasure
Took me a second, lol
najib
Pray that the new Agung will cancel the pardon of Najib so that the thief won't get away Scott free without serving his full sentence. 😢😢😢
Even his full sentence is not fully satisfactory to the public, u wan give discount it's crazy Malaysia..
welcome to madani...😏
RM 1 Juta (= RM 1000 Ribu = RM 1,000,000) boleh tukar...
* Berapa biji telur ayam
* Berapa ekor ayam/lembu/kambing
* Berapa kotak susu...
* Berapa pasang kasut/seluar dalam, dll..
1. Curi 300 telur ayam, pengangur dipenjara 6 bulan
(18/10/23, BH online.)
2. Curi 5 ekor ayam kampung, bapa kepada 2 anak didenda RM2500 atau 5 bulan penjara.
(10/2/2017, Harian Metro)
3. Curi lembu, lelaki didenda RM3000 dan dipenjara 7 hari
(11/6/2019, BH online)
4. Curi 20 kotak susu, suami isteri dipenjara 12 bulan atau 1 tahun.
(23/5/23, Harian Metro)
5. Pindah 62 kambing tanpa permit, pemandu didenda RM10,000.
(2/4/23, Kosmo Digital)
6....banyak lagi, dll....
Kalau curi lebih 1 juta, boleh pilih DNAA atau P. Board atau kedua2 sekali......
Terbaik PMX and Plantanon GOV. BOLEH LAND
😅
Seriously I don't even know how you can think of such twist. This blows my mind.
Ya man....mamat ni bladi kleve raik...but still bukan ramai boleh terima dis kind of jokes....
Not really. Ini kokak punya joke. A waste of time
You are so smart Douglas. How on earth you can think of this. You really nailed it.
😂😂😂
Douglas Lim deserves a standup comedy special on Netflix as he is very much better than that doctor.
Agree. That doctor not really so funny…..
Agree. Doug more humble also
Actually, Douglas is a doctor
@@charsiew88 is that so? Didn’t know.
@@charsiew88 Even better. No need to be so scared people don't know you are a doctor. Specialise lah. When a comedian, be a comedian. When a doctor, practise medicine.
Rindu Kipitreal...😂
Brilliantly done! Metaphorically ke motherforically ke, well done. Otak special! ❤
Comical genius of Malaysia.. Kudos to you sir..
Love the part "kena game by Udu-san".....genius
Pandans board.. 😂😂😂
Udu san.. 😂😂😂
So creative la.
BIjan is the best!!
"Udu-san"!!!! 😂❤ "Your level of Bahasa is high right?" 'Hai!' "Oh High!!" 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽
bangun2 pagi terpikir nak pandankan bijan, terus sign surat pandan.. semua org dah terkena game...hahaha. syok betul jadi manusia bayangan ni, rs nak pandan..dia pandan jaaa..
I always love these creative videos from Lim. Links everything without linking.
Stepping on the line, dangerous, but bravo for the skit. Hermes atau Coach pun kita semua tak mahu tapi kuasa dekat Panda Board, apa kita boleh buat.....
Kudos, you are simply brilliant and a genius.
What a wonderful research..looking forward for bijan with a pandan flavour.
Ni tahap tinggi lawak troll..😁👍
"Art Of War"
Bijan tu bag tangan Rosmah
Tepat betul
Bag trainer, mentor, coach 😂😂😂
Pandan = Pardon board
Udusan = Utusan
Pandan Madani
Genius. Simply genius. Especially Udu San & bijan.
Respect and love the thoughts and ideas behind this clip. 😂😂😂
Douglas Lim is always hilarious! 👍😂🤣🤣
My hat off to you Douglas 😂😂
👍👍👍…satire at one of the Best moments of political irony ~ Well Done, DL ~ yet again!😂
Ha..ha...I salute you Douglas...you are genius.
i remember how US SEC tweet btc etf and then retract kata kena hack and esoknya etf approved. LOL sejibik
Pandan the Bijan? Lol.. i cant stop laughing 😀😀😀
Betul.... Dua- dua pun saya xsetuju k....
Very ingenious satire DL. 👏👍
Pandan Board in sangatlah mengelirukan 😄
Love your smart humor 👏🏼
And let’s not forget, who’s the PM now
"Basically u just shorten the sentence!" Genius. Btw, the 2.6b is ANOTHER impending case. Lebih terkejut. 😮
You should be wakil rakyat in the Parlimen. Cerdik dan pandai pidato in humour 😂 or be the speaker
Your creativity is amazing
The last sentence was a gem...
Lepas ni Mee Wantan rasa pandan 😭. Minyak bijan one of the ingredients
Pandans board ada kuasa melebihi Federal Court, Court of Appeal & High Court! Well done, pandans board members ialah loyar buruk tertinggi di Malaysia Ka?
😂😂😂
Bijan = Najib Terbalik
Brilliant😂😂😂
Punya lah fikir, nape bijan2??
Baru ari ni tau bijan = najib!! 😆
Tq fyi
Dush..mindblown
Udu san apa lak ye
Utusan
Udu-san from Japan 😂 Fcking briliant
I is fengsan....But this is excellente!!!
🙃😂🤣😅🙃 actually this press release and u-turn thingy have been going on for a while and therefore this latest press release regarding bossku case truly isn't a shocker. Pretty much expected.
Bijak2..terhibur i..haha
Mestilah Douglas akan react isu pengampunan Najib😂
I love this video!
Good job Douglas!
We all kena game la!!!😅
big SHOUTOUT to Udu-san😅
Hai-t 😅
Bijan is the best part! 😂
fourking absolutely genius! best betul,, but there are few people not understand the joke, terkena gak on mentor = coach, tgk second time then i realised
mentor = coach tu tak faham
@fashpg Coach is a famous handbag brand. Not as expensive as Hermes but still considered a luxury brand.
Not a joke at all
keluarkan 12 sentence, tarik balik 6 sentence... pandai~~
Ni d namakan lawak bijak
Farking Legend 👍
You’re back… Douglas, thank you!
Bagus betul kamu ni 😂😂❤
Ini formula dari pandan...kira gong yg kuat bunyi tu tk kuat mana pun...bila bunyi org dah tk dengo baru kepanasan...mcm2 bunyi gong keluar hingga org muak....😂
Excellent Douglas, how on earth do you get all these ideas ! ❤
Genius way to xpress frustration
@ucer-y2k_KO. He must be a frustrated guy
bijaN 😂 Open sesame ...Good one mate. Social commentary at its most succinct.
terbaik 👍👍👍
untung sgt politikus mcm² faedah diberi kerajaan
Genius aaa 😂
(Tapi still sakit hati!)
Brilliant!
Bijak dia ni senarnya
Bijan 🤣🤣😂😂🥳🤩.
Another roast to the Malay and they loving it. Great art Douglas.
Dunia dunia...wayang wayang
😂😂😂😂 udu-san
mantap dan padu
😂😂😂 Memang statement tu unacceptable.
Hahaha adoii
Yo bijan bila terbalikkan wow😅
😂
Quick glance at the video title i thought i saw "the pondans board" 😂
me too..😂😂😂
Trainer = Mentor = Coach
😂 Good one
Malaysia boleh...jerrr😂
Good one, you forgot to add, that after Udu San sent the news out nobody can question the Pandan Board decisions.
Best Setayar (satire) in a very long while.
Welcome to Malaysia 😂
I like to eat at Bijan
Pandan, Pondan, Humtan and whatever, citizens can understand as they are learned Orangs too.
Genius
I understood it well...hahahahaha
Brilliant
You so clever.
Udu Pudu
Pang Ampang 😂
Pong Kepong 😂
I like Pandan cake. I like same Trainer and Mentor bag also
Tiba-tiba salah orang jepun...
Udu-san haprak~!
'Tapi dah kena game apa nak buat' non's pardon has opened the pandora box in malaysia.
Utusan Malaysia keluarkan tajuk kencing lepastu 30 minit utusan tukar balik..
Haha..Uda san
Very well presented.
😂😂😂well done
Love thewit.. not dimwitted humour . but pandans board seems not to have researched well enough. Most wellknown now globally for most unscientific attempts to gel bijian and Pandan together. Better at 100 percent tulen. Now malaysia is laughing stock. Madani brand pulak tak laku lagi. 😢😢😢😢 Like Evita we sing i cry for you malaysia. Sudah jadi meesua.
Hahaha utusan
More like Goondu-san.
Sinis - Xda sapa nak bijan tu perisa pandan.. bijan shud stay original..
Hahaha. Great puns.
Lol UDU-san
Udu San banzai