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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2024
  • No hidden meaning. Just lawak bodoh. Takde kena-mengena dengan anything yang sudah, sedang atau akan berlaku. Hahaha. Kena game lagi lah Aduhhh...
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Комментарии • 297

  • @rahmancareercoach2437
    @rahmancareercoach2437 5 месяцев назад +44

    Douglas Lim is doing his job as a comedian. We as the rakyat should play our role. We were cheated and conned. We voted to oust the corrupted politicians, but they can still get away. Our democracy is nothing more than a lump of sh1+

    • @Ayah_Mia
      @Ayah_Mia 28 дней назад +1

      And that's the real Anwar for you lot 😂

  • @arcturus4067
    @arcturus4067 5 месяцев назад +69

    Malaysian politics are endless sources of comedic material, despite the tragic consequences for our country. This is such a delicious satire, I like both pandan and bijan. Well done 😂👍

  • @sanjayguna5982
    @sanjayguna5982 5 месяцев назад +152

    I lost it at bijan😂
    Mr.Douglas you are a national treasure

    • @muzzdang
      @muzzdang 5 месяцев назад +3

      Took me a second, lol

    • @charsiew88
      @charsiew88 5 месяцев назад +1

      najib

  • @JT-de9wx
    @JT-de9wx 5 месяцев назад +31

    Pray that the new Agung will cancel the pardon of Najib so that the thief won't get away Scott free without serving his full sentence. 😢😢😢

    • @foreignmweezzpuscle8651
      @foreignmweezzpuscle8651 5 месяцев назад +3

      Even his full sentence is not fully satisfactory to the public, u wan give discount it's crazy Malaysia..

    • @sedeplacer
      @sedeplacer 5 месяцев назад

      welcome to madani...😏

  • @alexnharry
    @alexnharry 5 месяцев назад +91

    RM 1 Juta (= RM 1000 Ribu = RM 1,000,000) boleh tukar...
    * Berapa biji telur ayam
    * Berapa ekor ayam/lembu/kambing
    * Berapa kotak susu...
    * Berapa pasang kasut/seluar dalam, dll..
    1. Curi 300 telur ayam, pengangur dipenjara 6 bulan
    (18/10/23, BH online.)
    2. Curi 5 ekor ayam kampung, bapa kepada 2 anak didenda RM2500 atau 5 bulan penjara.
    (10/2/2017, Harian Metro)
    3. Curi lembu, lelaki didenda RM3000 dan dipenjara 7 hari
    (11/6/2019, BH online)
    4. Curi 20 kotak susu, suami isteri dipenjara 12 bulan atau 1 tahun.
    (23/5/23, Harian Metro)
    5. Pindah 62 kambing tanpa permit, pemandu didenda RM10,000.
    (2/4/23, Kosmo Digital)
    6....banyak lagi, dll....
    Kalau curi lebih 1 juta, boleh pilih DNAA atau P. Board atau kedua2 sekali......

  • @jackofa11traits29
    @jackofa11traits29 5 месяцев назад +89

    Seriously I don't even know how you can think of such twist. This blows my mind.

    • @mirajannah2348
      @mirajannah2348 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ya man....mamat ni bladi kleve raik...but still bukan ramai boleh terima dis kind of jokes....

    • @Pakwan53
      @Pakwan53 5 месяцев назад +1

      Not really. Ini kokak punya joke. A waste of time

  • @ongwh
    @ongwh 5 месяцев назад +59

    You are so smart Douglas. How on earth you can think of this. You really nailed it.

    • @8888cA
      @8888cA 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @cac1504
    @cac1504 5 месяцев назад +50

    Douglas Lim deserves a standup comedy special on Netflix as he is very much better than that doctor.

    • @thiamoo
      @thiamoo 5 месяцев назад +1

      Agree. That doctor not really so funny…..

    • @evieCheers21
      @evieCheers21 5 месяцев назад +2

      Agree. Doug more humble also

    • @charsiew88
      @charsiew88 5 месяцев назад

      Actually, Douglas is a doctor

    • @thiamoo
      @thiamoo 5 месяцев назад

      @@charsiew88 is that so? Didn’t know.

    • @evieCheers21
      @evieCheers21 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@charsiew88 Even better. No need to be so scared people don't know you are a doctor. Specialise lah. When a comedian, be a comedian. When a doctor, practise medicine.

  • @serirayna2789
    @serirayna2789 5 месяцев назад +52

    Rindu Kipitreal...😂

  • @nagahakim
    @nagahakim 5 месяцев назад +52

    Brilliantly done! Metaphorically ke motherforically ke, well done. Otak special! ❤

  • @zainulazim7132
    @zainulazim7132 5 месяцев назад +14

    Comical genius of Malaysia.. Kudos to you sir..

  • @phuisanliau1449
    @phuisanliau1449 5 месяцев назад +68

    Love the part "kena game by Udu-san".....genius

  • @mcmltr
    @mcmltr 5 месяцев назад +57

    Pandans board.. 😂😂😂
    Udu san.. 😂😂😂
    So creative la.

  • @jpLITE04
    @jpLITE04 5 месяцев назад +6

    "Udu-san"!!!! 😂❤ "Your level of Bahasa is high right?" 'Hai!' "Oh High!!" 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽

  • @ezan_FindtheTruth
    @ezan_FindtheTruth 5 месяцев назад +9

    bangun2 pagi terpikir nak pandankan bijan, terus sign surat pandan.. semua org dah terkena game...hahaha. syok betul jadi manusia bayangan ni, rs nak pandan..dia pandan jaaa..

  • @user-sv8mj4ht6c
    @user-sv8mj4ht6c 5 месяцев назад +7

    I always love these creative videos from Lim. Links everything without linking.

  • @teddykong4676
    @teddykong4676 5 месяцев назад +7

    Stepping on the line, dangerous, but bravo for the skit. Hermes atau Coach pun kita semua tak mahu tapi kuasa dekat Panda Board, apa kita boleh buat.....

  • @kimyanlee2247
    @kimyanlee2247 5 месяцев назад +7

    Kudos, you are simply brilliant and a genius.

  • @khairul3142
    @khairul3142 5 месяцев назад +26

    What a wonderful research..looking forward for bijan with a pandan flavour.

  • @nastrognola7613
    @nastrognola7613 5 месяцев назад +20

    Ni tahap tinggi lawak troll..😁👍
    "Art Of War"

  • @kamarulzainizainal1980
    @kamarulzainizainal1980 5 месяцев назад +10

    Bijan tu bag tangan Rosmah

    • @8888cA
      @8888cA 5 месяцев назад

      Tepat betul

  • @kiriyoplay
    @kiriyoplay 5 месяцев назад +5

    Bag trainer, mentor, coach 😂😂😂

  • @dotMY12
    @dotMY12 5 месяцев назад +6

    Pandan = Pardon board
    Udusan = Utusan
    Pandan Madani

  • @aaronthiagarajan
    @aaronthiagarajan 5 месяцев назад +3

    Genius. Simply genius. Especially Udu San & bijan.

  • @azlyanwar
    @azlyanwar 5 месяцев назад +5

    Respect and love the thoughts and ideas behind this clip. 😂😂😂

  • @noorfaridaariffin9082
    @noorfaridaariffin9082 5 месяцев назад +3

    Douglas Lim is always hilarious! 👍😂🤣🤣

  • @vsleong2677
    @vsleong2677 5 месяцев назад +3

    My hat off to you Douglas 😂😂

  • @TheGracehew
    @TheGracehew 5 месяцев назад +17

    👍👍👍…satire at one of the Best moments of political irony ~ Well Done, DL ~ yet again!😂

  • @YuThin9
    @YuThin9 5 месяцев назад +5

    Ha..ha...I salute you Douglas...you are genius.

  • @latipbogiBa
    @latipbogiBa 5 месяцев назад +11

    i remember how US SEC tweet btc etf and then retract kata kena hack and esoknya etf approved. LOL sejibik

  • @EvelynnMei
    @EvelynnMei 5 месяцев назад +16

    Pandan the Bijan? Lol.. i cant stop laughing 😀😀😀

  • @noraadan7177
    @noraadan7177 5 месяцев назад +5

    Betul.... Dua- dua pun saya xsetuju k....

  • @Norsah12
    @Norsah12 5 месяцев назад +7

    Very ingenious satire DL. 👏👍

  • @roznanabdulrashid3605
    @roznanabdulrashid3605 5 месяцев назад +16

    Pandan Board in sangatlah mengelirukan 😄

  • @shahrul110
    @shahrul110 5 месяцев назад +4

    Love your smart humor 👏🏼
    And let’s not forget, who’s the PM now

  • @jfj7452
    @jfj7452 5 месяцев назад +24

    "Basically u just shorten the sentence!" Genius. Btw, the 2.6b is ANOTHER impending case. Lebih terkejut. 😮

  • @rachaeleng2235
    @rachaeleng2235 5 месяцев назад +2

    You should be wakil rakyat in the Parlimen. Cerdik dan pandai pidato in humour 😂 or be the speaker

  • @joanhoi6225
    @joanhoi6225 5 месяцев назад +4

    Your creativity is amazing

  • @Hari-vg3gy
    @Hari-vg3gy 5 месяцев назад +5

    The last sentence was a gem...

  • @salmanaman4194
    @salmanaman4194 5 месяцев назад +4

    Lepas ni Mee Wantan rasa pandan 😭. Minyak bijan one of the ingredients

  • @terryleong3496
    @terryleong3496 5 месяцев назад +20

    Pandans board ada kuasa melebihi Federal Court, Court of Appeal & High Court! Well done, pandans board members ialah loyar buruk tertinggi di Malaysia Ka?

    • @8888cA
      @8888cA 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @AB-vw8wz
    @AB-vw8wz 5 месяцев назад +138

    Bijan = Najib Terbalik

    • @krisztinafoo27
      @krisztinafoo27 5 месяцев назад +7

      Brilliant😂😂😂

    • @ybram1171
      @ybram1171 5 месяцев назад +10

      Punya lah fikir, nape bijan2??
      Baru ari ni tau bijan = najib!! 😆
      Tq fyi

    • @fujieiji1992
      @fujieiji1992 5 месяцев назад +4

      Dush..mindblown

    • @namzaf3329
      @namzaf3329 5 месяцев назад +2

      Udu san apa lak ye

    • @squasherpunk
      @squasherpunk 5 месяцев назад +15

      Utusan

  • @JinIHwa
    @JinIHwa 5 месяцев назад +6

    Udu-san from Japan 😂 Fcking briliant

  • @HarshalGibbs-eq4sx
    @HarshalGibbs-eq4sx 5 месяцев назад +3

    I is fengsan....But this is excellente!!!

  • @michaelloh5011
    @michaelloh5011 5 месяцев назад +2

    🙃😂🤣😅🙃 actually this press release and u-turn thingy have been going on for a while and therefore this latest press release regarding bossku case truly isn't a shocker. Pretty much expected.

  • @harunsahibolbahar193
    @harunsahibolbahar193 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bijak2..terhibur i..haha

  • @princesskatara6513
    @princesskatara6513 5 месяцев назад +2

    Mestilah Douglas akan react isu pengampunan Najib😂

  • @anyhowsay8659
    @anyhowsay8659 5 месяцев назад +5

    I love this video!

  • @milakakijalan
    @milakakijalan 5 месяцев назад +1

    Good job Douglas!

  • @papo222
    @papo222 5 месяцев назад +4

    We all kena game la!!!😅

  • @ericlai3221
    @ericlai3221 5 месяцев назад +18

    big SHOUTOUT to Udu-san😅

  • @SameemAbdulKareem86
    @SameemAbdulKareem86 5 месяцев назад +4

    Bijan is the best part! 😂

  • @masitahassan5541
    @masitahassan5541 5 месяцев назад +5

    fourking absolutely genius! best betul,, but there are few people not understand the joke, terkena gak on mentor = coach, tgk second time then i realised

    • @fashpg
      @fashpg 5 месяцев назад

      mentor = coach tu tak faham

    • @valerietan2850
      @valerietan2850 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@fashpg Coach is a famous handbag brand. Not as expensive as Hermes but still considered a luxury brand.

    • @Pakwan53
      @Pakwan53 5 месяцев назад

      Not a joke at all

  • @doodoo3732
    @doodoo3732 5 месяцев назад +10

    keluarkan 12 sentence, tarik balik 6 sentence... pandai~~

  • @unknowpeople1614
    @unknowpeople1614 5 месяцев назад +3

    Ni d namakan lawak bijak

  • @cstan1517
    @cstan1517 5 месяцев назад +9

    Farking Legend 👍

  • @bulldazoo
    @bulldazoo 5 месяцев назад +2

    You’re back… Douglas, thank you!

  • @SuperDaisy2007
    @SuperDaisy2007 5 месяцев назад

    Bagus betul kamu ni 😂😂❤

  • @rushdanmdsharif5060
    @rushdanmdsharif5060 5 месяцев назад

    Ini formula dari pandan...kira gong yg kuat bunyi tu tk kuat mana pun...bila bunyi org dah tk dengo baru kepanasan...mcm2 bunyi gong keluar hingga org muak....😂

  • @harmanmann4938
    @harmanmann4938 5 месяцев назад +21

    Excellent Douglas, how on earth do you get all these ideas ! ❤

    • @ucer-y2k_KO
      @ucer-y2k_KO 5 месяцев назад +2

      Genius way to xpress frustration

    • @Pakwan53
      @Pakwan53 5 месяцев назад

      ​@ucer-y2k_KO. He must be a frustrated guy

  • @ssuresh8290
    @ssuresh8290 5 месяцев назад +5

    bijaN 😂 Open sesame ...Good one mate. Social commentary at its most succinct.

  • @alibaba-mm6db
    @alibaba-mm6db 5 месяцев назад

    terbaik 👍👍👍
    untung sgt politikus mcm² faedah diberi kerajaan

  • @missdhee
    @missdhee 5 месяцев назад

    Genius aaa 😂
    (Tapi still sakit hati!)

  • @Organizm1
    @Organizm1 5 месяцев назад +4

    Brilliant!

  • @vikingnusantara
    @vikingnusantara 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bijak dia ni senarnya

  • @ranjit_kaur
    @ranjit_kaur 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bijan 🤣🤣😂😂🥳🤩.

  • @wsk1124
    @wsk1124 5 месяцев назад +4

    Another roast to the Malay and they loving it. Great art Douglas.

  • @catever68
    @catever68 5 месяцев назад

    Dunia dunia...wayang wayang

  • @Ravenz9911
    @Ravenz9911 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 udu-san

  • @kitomeenterprise
    @kitomeenterprise 5 месяцев назад +1

    mantap dan padu

  • @urusanbt977
    @urusanbt977 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂 Memang statement tu unacceptable.

  • @juelainee
    @juelainee 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hahaha adoii

  • @ameer3831
    @ameer3831 5 месяцев назад +8

    Yo bijan bila terbalikkan wow😅

  • @handerwesten
    @handerwesten 5 месяцев назад +1

    Quick glance at the video title i thought i saw "the pondans board" 😂

    • @8888cA
      @8888cA 5 месяцев назад

      me too..😂😂😂

  • @BobMarley-uw3wk
    @BobMarley-uw3wk 5 месяцев назад +1

    Trainer = Mentor = Coach

  • @michelleling6318
    @michelleling6318 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂 Good one

  • @azharaziz9351
    @azharaziz9351 5 месяцев назад +3

    Malaysia boleh...jerrr😂

  • @wicomms
    @wicomms 5 месяцев назад

    Good one, you forgot to add, that after Udu San sent the news out nobody can question the Pandan Board decisions.

  • @MintCurry90
    @MintCurry90 5 месяцев назад

    Best Setayar (satire) in a very long while.

  • @pstamaria
    @pstamaria 5 месяцев назад +1

    Welcome to Malaysia 😂

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 5 месяцев назад +4

    I like to eat at Bijan

  • @ninakhan3803
    @ninakhan3803 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pandan, Pondan, Humtan and whatever, citizens can understand as they are learned Orangs too.

  • @cripperz3693
    @cripperz3693 5 месяцев назад +2

    Genius

  • @sarwakigunet2807
    @sarwakigunet2807 5 месяцев назад +1

    I understood it well...hahahahaha

  • @MiseryBearAndFriends
    @MiseryBearAndFriends 5 месяцев назад +2

    Brilliant

  • @premamenon6163
    @premamenon6163 5 месяцев назад +1

    You so clever.

  • @muhammadsafarin
    @muhammadsafarin 5 месяцев назад +4

    Udu Pudu
    Pang Ampang 😂
    Pong Kepong 😂

  • @lansinic2154
    @lansinic2154 5 месяцев назад +1

    I like Pandan cake. I like same Trainer and Mentor bag also

  • @fashpg
    @fashpg 5 месяцев назад

    Tiba-tiba salah orang jepun...
    Udu-san haprak~!

  • @sedeplacer
    @sedeplacer 5 месяцев назад

    'Tapi dah kena game apa nak buat' non's pardon has opened the pandora box in malaysia.

  • @black-zz4er
    @black-zz4er 5 месяцев назад +1

    Utusan Malaysia keluarkan tajuk kencing lepastu 30 minit utusan tukar balik..

  • @minkuanlau1
    @minkuanlau1 5 месяцев назад +1

    Haha..Uda san

  • @rosekhoo63
    @rosekhoo63 5 месяцев назад +5

    Very well presented.

  • @linggazzard6248
    @linggazzard6248 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂well done
    Love thewit.. not dimwitted humour . but pandans board seems not to have researched well enough. Most wellknown now globally for most unscientific attempts to gel bijian and Pandan together. Better at 100 percent tulen. Now malaysia is laughing stock. Madani brand pulak tak laku lagi. 😢😢😢😢 Like Evita we sing i cry for you malaysia. Sudah jadi meesua.

  • @Shafiqabdlatif
    @Shafiqabdlatif 5 месяцев назад +6

    Hahaha utusan

  • @hungchoonghow5857
    @hungchoonghow5857 5 месяцев назад +1

    More like Goondu-san.

  • @foreignmweezzpuscle8651
    @foreignmweezzpuscle8651 5 месяцев назад

    Sinis - Xda sapa nak bijan tu perisa pandan.. bijan shud stay original..

  • @auntyp
    @auntyp 5 месяцев назад

    Hahaha. Great puns.

  • @choonkeatteoh3214
    @choonkeatteoh3214 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lol UDU-san

  • @Azlan-zy8le
    @Azlan-zy8le 5 месяцев назад +4

    Udu San banzai