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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- So kesian lah this team. Rasa macam semua nak jadi Manager jer. Very sad indeed. So to cheer you up, I'm doing a Standup Comedy show in Crockfords Genting on 2nd March 2024. Come and watch lah. Ticket link in the comments.
Thanks for watching and supporting the channel. To get tickets to my show at Crockfords Genting on March 2nd, please click here www.cloudjoi.com/shows/douglas-lim-one-night-at-crockfords-genting-highlands
Sir M - TDM
Mgr Din - Muhyiddin
Mgr Baru - IS
Acct Chinese - LGE
New Mgr for next season - DSAI
Asst Mgr baru - Zahid
Jiban - Najib
Mgr Peri - PN Hadi
Mgr Peri Hadi? description tu still DSAI
You Either Die a Hero Player or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Next Manager
PERI = PERI-KATAN
Thanks DL, u spoke Rakyat truth feeling about our Club country !
Hands down.... Saya Rasa dia ni the best comedian d Malaysia....joke yg bijak Dan tajam
Not sure if best but definitely the MOST MALAYSIAN Malaysian comedian
bukan sekadar tajam, tapi bisa lagi doh
Tak berat sebelah mcm DD Chronicle
This is the most accurate representation
Manager skrg mmg berkebolehan, skjp jadi magician, sekajap jadi pakar bahasa, tapi benda yg so-call paling terer : ekonomi, semua ke laut…
🤣🌊
Dh la ke laut laut mati plk tu xda ikan.. 🤦
The way he intertwined the political landscape and jiban's semi pardon into a football club scenario is on point and cleverly done.
It's funny but sad at the same time as this really reflects what's going on
Spot on DL, spot on!
😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏
You hit it right in the bulls eye.... Tq Douglas...For making our days a bit brighter
Mr Douglas… u are definitely My Prime Minister.
Hope we can safe Malaysia 🙏🏻
Thank you bro DL.. thats how i felt on our country.. we are heading to be like our neighbour country, "club" yg sedang cari manager baru tu.... please la future manager n their club, u eork for rakyat. Your salary is rakyat money. Even our new manager said he didnt take any salary, but....iykyk la..
Thank you bro, you always have a very creative idea 😆
halus sangat ni Douglas. manager2 kelab ni mana faham (kalau faham pun mereka buat tak faham juga). maklumlah mata dah kelabu dari dulu sampai sekarang asik masuk pintu belakang - banyak habuk.
I really hope the manager watches this.. 🤭 because he aint the manager come next season.. 😅
Haha, telling truth on behalf of rakyat malaysia 👍👍👍
You Nailed it, DL!!!👍👍👍😂😜😂💪
DL has a very unique way to disseminate a very sensitive political issue into one which is simply light hearted & hilarious. Awesome bro ... u r special & best of the best 😂😂😂
You are on another level
Lim
Kreativiti: 9/10
Lawak: 7/10
Sinis: 9/10
Happi: 8/10
Tq Lim
kita kene protect DL dr fahmi/SKMM..
ni baru betul suara hati rakyat !
bukan fahmi.. for me, salah faham tu... tapi mana ada duit talak gay?
DL PArody yang tidak menghasut.. ada kelainan kat situ..
I love Douglas Lim sebab di aboleh berbahasa Melayu dengan sangat baik.
Kalau siapa ikut douglas dari awal... Tahu la dia mcm mana...bahasa Malaysia dia lagi baik dari kawan2 kelantan saya...betul😂 saya kalau kawan2 kelantan cakap saya tanya cakap bahasa Malaysia la...loghat dia pekat sangat... Filem Douglas yg best hati malaya terbaik bro douglas...
sounds like skill issue
Orang kelate, dia exklusif sikit.
@@kakiayam60hahahahahahahahahaha. Matahari Hari ini cerah betul
Jangan terasa ni reality, sebenarnya Malaysia ni terpecah dah Dari dulu... Bahasa Tu tujuan komunikasi sesame Kita. Tapi Ada Yang jadikan senjata..MCM Aku personally belajar mandarin,tamil Dan Bahasa isyarst sikit2 ..kelate pon kecek boleh pahey sikit2 hahahaha 😂 Aku dah biasa dgn loghat Malaysia...unik DOH Kita semua👋🥰
@@alongkawasakizxr9140 hebat ko. Hebat dalam pemikiran. Aku cinapek. Sedih bila orang guna bahasa sebagai senjata. Orang melayu suka perli cina x paham bahasa. Tapi sampai bila baru kita blh buat sesuatu untuk menukar naratif sedemikian? Blh ke kita buat sesuatu supaya generasi seterusnya dapat berkomunikasi dgn lebih baik? Malangnya, yg perli selalunya henti kat tahap perli je.
😂 spot on douglas. keep it up.
Thank you for saying the truth....
Salute!!!!x faham lg x tauler.....manager baru tending ja....
Saddest comedy 😢
Tq bro you hit the paku on the head. I'm also confused about the brighten's future. The name of the game is just put on the game face and say everything using bombastic words. Plp will buy it.
tatakelola, madani, kebobrokan, kecurangan, are you impressed?
Same feeling here… buat penat je naik bus kilang
Air dapur pun warna chocolat.
Dear Douglas,your brighton jersey might infringe copyrights issue..Although you mentioned brighten fc but the club crest said otherwise.As a concern individual,pls be aware..tq..
Bro, kadang-kadang Pengerusi kelab keliru, “confuse”, kacau daun tak boleh buat keputusan yang bijak dan terbaik untuk kelab.
Wah Bro! Siol! Ini politik Malaysia betul-betul bikin lu punya bisnes banyak ONG!
Hi DL, your joke is hilarious 😂...mantap and benar....
Sedih sangat sampai tergelak pula😂
Terbaik! #tanahkita. #tanggungjawabkita.
I wet my eyes looking at this, it’s hilarious but at the same time he is telling the truth
😂😂😂you nailed it DL!
Absolutely brilliant!
chainis la sokong sgt manager baru tu, sbb impress sgt, kadang2 boleh nari, kadang boleh ceramah agama tp yg pasti xpndi manage 😂😂😂
No laughs here too real . In fact i got teary.
Sungguh mendalammmmmm
Nape brighton? Hmmm.. but very well done! 😂😂😂
Others are flying while we just happily cycling backwards..
The brainiest stand up comedian
Deep tp aku faham sgt2
Apa yg ko paham tu????.....(dgn suara kipitriel)...lol
The ending is divine
😂😂😂 terbaik! I teared with him at the end
Hehe. Love this
I laughed so hard especially the Michael Owen 😂😂😂
Merdeka Centre, pls feedback this latest popularity rating to yang berkenaan. Going down the drain 😢
Tu la... bila i express kecewa dgan BMX ni, x tunai janji, duduk juga pangkat accountant. ramai tembak sya. Nah... skrg dah tau....
First quarter 🤔 2nd quarter 😅😅understand 3rd quarter 😂🤣🤣 Final, don't understand 🫣...Anyway, its very funny.😅😅
Kakakakakakak jiban 😂😂😂😂😂 misi bukan messi hahahhahahaha
Good bro...
manager yang masukkan player2 bermasalah sebab kontrak kerja ada syarat tak boleh buang player2 ni.
it plays a great meaning 😂
That's Anwar for you lot 😂😂. No Action Talk Only manager 😂😂
tq balun semua itu manager..semua raja retorik.. Brighten cari new YOUNG manager..
Accountant Cainis promise the terowong... Haha. I got that. It's that relative of the late Prime Minister of our neighbouring country, rite?
Terowong dasar laut la.. aiyoh
Lge la bro, you sudah sesat sampai sinkie buat apa.
Makan dalam.... 😂😂😂😂Jiban rileks je... Peri dah cukup jumloh, melebihi dari cukup😂😂😂
tukar nama kelab Frightened lah...
😂
Shafee has explained. Douglas Lim.. please..tarik balik...hehe
😂😂😂 best semua sekali kena bahan tak kira siapa huhu
Best for football fans and Malaysians la this episode hahahaha
I feel you, Brighten 🤑🤑🤑
😂😂😂 nice bro
Lol.....deep ..deep for 'Jiban'😂😂😂
Nicely done Bud!
Same2 lah
😂😂😂 Siapa makeh cili rasohlah........
Douglas: Services? Kita ada yang kecik, ada yang besar, ada yang gemuk, ada yang kurus, kita ada yang rambut panjang, rambut pendek, ada kaki panjang, kaki pendek, ada yang kuning, merah putih, hitam?
Ilya: Ooooh tahu tahu tahu. Mesti dia jual apa, water colour.
(Allahyarham) Hamdan: Water colour apa, kaki panjang?
-Aku Kaya 😂
The blackout is the ultimate
Manager Din sampai terus Cherry Berry 😂
Hahahaha btul sngt ni.
Is funny but sad at the same time
Had a good laugh!
sumer baru rasa basah kena kenchhh yekkk....🤣🤣
Saya ketawa ketawa tapi last last saya nangis...
Don't insult Ismail Sabri. He was better than Moodin or Mahai. Read more.
Tell me how? He is just an accidental idiot.
Pergi Liverpool la next season bro
Great satire, but found it hard to laugh looking at the tragic situation of our country.
Cherry-Berry…😂😂😂
Ini kali lah😂
cilaka...... LOL 😂
true...2024 not looking too bright
I think you missed one..politik balas dendam😢
Manager yang tengah in charge ni setakat musim ni jer.... kena pecat soon new season comes!
Kelakar...ada mesej👍
Last2 blackout terus ADUUUHHH
Berita terbaru ~ Shafee cakap
Agong fikir full pardon untuk najib tapi lembaga pengampunan yang tolak. Agong ambil alternatif lain iaitu beri diskaun dan ringankan hukuman najib razak.
Selama berminggu ini PMX dicaci bertubi tubi sedangkan lembaga pengarah yg vote supaya Hukuman najib diteruskan tidak perlu diampunkan.
Kenapa lembaga pengarah tak dedahkan sendiri?
Lembaga pengarah mana boleh didedahkan apa perbincangan yg berlaku, xnak ada conflict of interest, dan menghormati keputusan yg dibuat bersama agong.
Sebelum najib dah banyak pemohonan banduan yg melalui Pardon Board, pernahkah didedahkan?
Agong buat keputusan mutlak jadi yg fitnah PMX macam² tu simpan laa dosa tu bawa di akhirat ye.
Great info
Apa2 tahi pun ada orang jilat , board bolah itu 5-6 orang ? 2 orang mmg dilandik oleh "New Mgr for next season " , salah satu drpd 2 ini kata dia tindakan/keputusan dia tak perlu jelas apa2 kpd pada peminat, padahal dia lupa siapa dia service to, club ke manager. 3 org lagi itu anonymous "dicadangkan" juga oleh manager. PLS la , Owner of the club mmg itu ikut saja apa dicadang. tolong la mendidik anda diri dgn perlembagaan club brightness.
Semua dia sapu lah 😂😂
Tprnjat ak, igt RDZ pn announce nak resign td 😂😂😂
Why does it sound like its endgame for the club already
Pakai jersey warne biru & putih club brighton & hove albion fc.
Saying without saying….. smart. Not like TP.
❤.
Nice joke I love it... Jiban 🤣
kasihan saya tgk Malaysia, selama lamanya dibelakang Singapore 😭😭
Jiban ko panggil dia DL? Melampau betui la hang ni hahaha...lps ni kita semua panggil dia Jiban la
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No worries MACC has been asked to take over KDA FC as per MB Sempoi statement today. 🙃😂🤣😅🙃