BRYAN CALLEN IS DEPRESSED HE WAS NOT INVITED TO THE NETFLIX ROAST OF TOM BRADY
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- Опубликовано: 1 июн 2024
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Imagine having a newborn and being this depressed at 60 because your not with the "cool"boys anymore.
EXACTLY!
It's truly pathetic. He's such a sad little man.
Precisely this. Proper loser energy
Also... he grapes. So yeah theyre not gonna invite him
And it's because you've been caught raping multiple women but you pretend you're a victim and didn't do it to yourself
Cut ties with Branden. It worked great for Theo, Deric, and Shapell…and Cat
this is actually excellent advice
Shit even shrimp did more after leaving bapa
Theo was big before and without Brendan
Shapell is doing 30 seat comedy shows and it's basically a 100% unknown in the comedy circuit
Cat
Who the fuck cares about some random podcast producer
Lmfao and Derick is and was an irrelevant turd
Dude made a couple videos talking shit and then was instantly forgot about
Even I had to just Google "Brendan schaub Deric" do you even remember who the fuck this guy was
Comparing your life to the life of others is such a waste of energy. We all have our own unique paths. Gratitude is the only way to real fulfillment.
exactly! also, bryan had a good run, he made tons of cash in the process, some people never get a run, and he got at least 10 years of being associated with rogan during the best era of the comedy store, he starred in movies and tv shows, and he still gets to do podcasting and standup even after getting accused of grape, what more does he want ?!?!
@@TAZS For real. His perspective is trash. He's the reason he's miserable. I'm enjoying it though 😂
Outside of Hollywood I don't think he has an identity. Rather than a man that acts, he is an actor, as an example
@@TAZS When I read text from you, The word exactly for example I hear you saying it in my mind haha
Jessika! Where is Sean News?
Callen thinks he's owed fame and success😂😂😂😂😂 Hes not even talented or likable.
Nah callen’s funny
@@booprice5473 To each their own. The world needs laughter.
Bapa feels the exact same way about his comedy career, except he’s to thin skinned to talk about it
Sorry bro I saw him live at skankfest last summer and he was humble as fuck about his comedy career
Dude stood there and took everything
And accepted it
Bryan needs to leave Schaub.
For someone who is hyper focused on being manly, he sure is girly.
brendan does the same thing, in their brains, acting gay/zesty = funny, im not sure if that’s says more about how they see black people or if its more to do with their juvenile sense of humour, either way it’s incredibly unfunny
Just like other Nepo Children, he lived in the moment and didn't really care where things were going until everything around him started to collapse and now he's buried and depressed.
Already had to skip past the Bert and Tom cringe, Callen would just shorten the show.
So surprising they didn't call an unfunny washed-up bum to the Brady roast.
Bapa is a photocopy of a photocopy
What 60 year old male sits “criss cross applesauce” in a chair with flip flops on? One dude…
Gay Owl.
Callen was on a Direct TV series called “Kingdom”. It was a series based on MMA. Frank Grillo was the lead actor. It was a good series. Callen played an Armanian fight promoter. He was a good character. It’s a shame what it has all come down to.
I feel old, but Bryan was on Mad TV which was huge back when. I remember him from that
I’d argue that when Callen, Sasso and D’elia did 10 minute podcast they were peak funny. Whens he hooked up with The Fighter HE kinda started going down in my opinion. At least quality wise. He was one of the funniest people ever on MAD TV too. Many of those people springboarded into stardom.
Bobby Lee, Artie Lange, Key and Peele and lots more.
yeah, tbh callen, fumbled, he should have probably stuck with doing TMP on the side but i don’t think that would have happened because back then D’Elia and Sasso were both pursuing their acting careers, they never had the time to commit to it, so it was never going to work out
Someone should tell these guys this is what happens when you trash Bobby Lee.
Callen had one of the most legendary "back acting" performances of all time in the Joker. -Bobby Lee
This is the same as being bummed you didn’t get invited to your old job’s Christmas party
Shouldn't have bullied Bobby Lee
Brian is strapped to Brendan’s jock strap and it’s sitting at the bottom of the Pacific 😂 they are both checked out.
Has anyone in human history enjoyed bryan callen's so called stand up comedy? Hes lucky madtv and being the cabana boy made him a d list celebutante.
Hahaha no one took their place, they just fell off. There are about 300 comedians who surpassed them since Covid!
Name 10
@@booprice5473 Hinchcliffe, Nikki Glaser, Kreisher, Gillis, Shultz, Bobby Lee, Chris Distefano, Stavvy Baby, Sarah Squirm, Theo Von, Santino, Normand, Taylor Tomlinson, Hannah Berner, Ms. Pat, Tim Dillon, Christina P, Matt Rife, Nate Bargatze, Sam Morrill, Michael Che, Jimmy O Yang, Ronnie Cheng, Luis J Gomez, Ilana Glazer, Michell Bureau, Rosebud Baker, Sam Jay, Annie Lederman etc etc etc. They fell off
Im a plumber and these guys make me sick the way they moan about their life 😂😂😂😂😂😂
yeah, its honestly rage-inducing, they really dont know how good they have it
Jealous old man talking about how good the old days were.
I figured Bryan's career was over years ago when he was on that World's Funniest TV show...🤷♂️
Reaching on this one, big boy. Two men honestly discussing coming to grips with perceived failure. This is the kinda conversation that happens behind closed doors but they did it for hundreds of thousands. Commendable of Bryan. Call out the absurd. Don’t need to be a bully.
"honestly discussing" is a reach. AZ is just pointing out the lack of self awareness they have.
Bryan plays well as the emotional punching bag for the comedy elite that Brendan believes himself to be.
I honestly love your commitment to this terrible pod - you make them funnier by breaking it down, but damn… they suck
Who are all these friends of his that did the Roast? He’s deluded.
you know how it is, in LA anyone who does the same job as you is youre "friend" 😂
@@TAZS Right? Bapa with all his “boys” 😆👋
@TAZS bobby lee is one of my closest friends. We talk every day 😆
Callen wasted his life on stand up when he could have focused on acting. Even though he did a lot of cheesy dramas he actually stands out in memorable performances.
Everyone has a liquor brand, before McGregor. HE copied Ryan Reynolds, Drake, JayZ, George Clooney, et al.
Conor copied THEM. Then Bapa copied HIM! Hahahaha
They would’ve made the whole thing cringier being there. Bapa munching on his fist the whole time.
He’s goto ditch Schwab imo , he was in movies enough to be invited, it’s schlobby that has made him a pariah imo, he gets parts still but his company he keeps does a lot to himself
Brendan has literally plagiarized every idea he’s ever had. Then his “gringo papi” name was stolen from drake, who goes by the “champagne papi”
If they had any sort of talent, there could be a path to redemption. But since they have no talent whatsoever, nobody wants them at their clubs, roasts, podcasts, restaurants, Ubers, various schools, etc.
He was in Joker?? Wow
Barely. He’s friends with the director. He was in all the Hangover movies
yeah, theres a scene where joker is in the changing room (the same scene where he gets fired) and you can see reflection of Callen in the mirror, adjusting his bowtie 😂 if you blink you'll miss it, he's literally in it for less than 5 seconds
He plays Robert Deniro’s character…
He was also in “Warrior” where he played a fight commentator for some reason.
And he was on an episode of Fraiser where he played a Comedy Radio host..where he was kindof funny but only because someone else was writing.
@@KillVill75 Wow, Warrior?
Cryan Ballen
I know you(guys)hate Tony Hinchcliff but he crushed it,. He really did and he delivered without even having hick-up. Here fucking in the US they are all giving Tony the props and I think its right! The news hier are giving him the biggest credits for it. I think he will be on a different level from now on. Enen thogh he has a big name in comedie already. The golden pony!!! hahahaha what a nerd but he is perfect for his own roll..
Tony Hinchcliffe sucks.
@@RedbarParadise-ni4cq Hahahaha! Of course, you rebel you! I would say the same if I'm a failed- jealous -comedian -wannabe! lol
They blew up during the pandemic but he got #MeTooed during the same time. That has more to do with it.
i don’t think they “blew up” though, they just enjoyed the podcast boom, and when that boom finished they finished
@@TAZS I stand corrected. I never listened to or watched pods till Covid so I had no idea who most of these guys were. So to see what’s passing as a successful comic is still shocking to me. 👋
You’re right about how he got on the GBs. He was acting but no one knew who he was. I’ve never seen his standup. I just know him from the Hangover movies.
i understand why Callen is annoyed, he did work hard for a long time without any meaningful reward, and then the moment he starts to get a bit of momentum and books a role on a tv show a lot of people, his work comes crash down with the allegations. but if you zoom out, he was never that successful in acting, the signs were already there that it wasnt going to work out. and that show he sold to netflix sounded horrible. so theres no guarantee he would be better off now if the grape allegations never happened. he needs to be thankful he can still make money doing podcasting. it pays well and its not that hard. life isnt that bad for him. he needs to get real.
These guys have delusions of grandeur. They think they're more talented and deserving than they really are.
Honestly, before i hated Callen this was funny to me. Maybe times have changed but i used to think he was hilarious.
Callen is standing like he has invisible lats, because he wishes
I like Callen. It’s unfortunate that his only means of income is in connection with this Redact. Although you don’t hear Bapa saying any of this stuff. He’s busy making another early 2000 style reality trugg show nobody will watch. #biggulp
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Brendan would have move to Austin if it wasnt of his wife, he has a texas tattoo on his arm 😆
I agree - no torch for them! Lmao
Listen everybody knows that there is large possibility that Wrinks could trip up and break his Hip during the roast, this is a serious concern because someone has to be liable..
Could be some good gigs at the Las Vegas old folks home for ya Wrinks!
Build it back at 60??? good luck he should jus be the trust fund baby he is and ride off into the sunset
No torch . It was Brenda thumb on fire . Me not dum me slhmart
Aight bro you gotta do better.. annoying you don’t know wtf you’re talking about lmao.
The main character syndrome of this o bese yootubrr, put the glasses of, no one is gonna stalk you, ur a 2
thats mean 😢
AZ is not my proudest fap
I hate Bryan Callen more than anything in the world.
😂😂😂
brian callen isnt funny hes just a friend of rogans lol
Callen thinks he’s special - he is most actors: extra in a bunch of things, 1 or 2 lines here and there, got on a tv show for a couple years & then that’s it.
Saddest bit is both Callen & Schaub had babies recently & neither could give a flying fuck.
The only way Callen could possibly turn it around it’s ditch Schaub like everyone else & go back to sketch comedy. OR the adult decision is to just retire & live off daddy’s trust fund raising your kids.
You’re not gonna be a star bro you’re almost 60. Had a brief moment in the sun which is more than most get. Take the L
it’s like a footballer who won champions league in 2009 still playing at FC Calcutta in the Indian 5th league Talking bout “I can’t believe AC Milan didn’t resign me”
You struggle to crack 1k views yet you have the nerve to laugh at 500k views??
i know, thanks for giving me at least 1 view, maybe in the future i can break 2k
Has anyone watch his new show on the Stephen whatever guys channel?
I used to hate callen but to be honest hes the only funny person joe rogan claims as a friend he got his own style of self depricating shit talking himself honestly made me laugh i thought anybody that rogan is truly a friend of so minus shane etc. thats ever made me laugh including and especially rogan was an impossibility
other than eric griffin no one else wanna be associated with known diddlers