The Roast of John Crist | Net Positive with John Crist

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @Raz75reb
    @Raz75reb 6 месяцев назад +52

    All of the star Nashville comedians... except for Dusty Slay 😬😅

    • @KLMJRM2009
      @KLMJRM2009 6 месяцев назад +11

      Lol! I’ve heard all about it on Nateland. 😂

    • @BoughtWithAPrice13
      @BoughtWithAPrice13 6 месяцев назад +3

      Can’t believe they did my boy like that

    • @teributler3062
      @teributler3062 6 месяцев назад +2

      He wasn’t invited! So he said….

  • @Jordan-116
    @Jordan-116 6 месяцев назад +27

    Nooooo! Not Andrew!!!! He’s such an iconic part of the show. We will miss him so much! Def have him video in from time to time to check in!

    • @momofthree9100
      @momofthree9100 6 месяцев назад +1

      Is he leaving?! I’ve missed having him on the last few weeks…I’ve really enjoyed him on here!

  • @regrubatahw
    @regrubatahw 6 месяцев назад +10

    Andrew wil be missed! You guys should have him as a guest when he comes back to visit so we can get to know him more. He seemed like a really cool guy

  • @janae09
    @janae09 6 месяцев назад +41

    I need a bootleg copy of the whole roast lol

    • @mlo321-3
      @mlo321-3 6 месяцев назад

      I’m here for this

    • @ninandrews
      @ninandrews 6 месяцев назад

      So where is it actually??

    • @alisonpopolo5110
      @alisonpopolo5110 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same!

    • @Rosie_C
      @Rosie_C 6 месяцев назад +1

      Commenting so I get a notification if anyone responds with info of how to access that.

    • @NathanielBosworth-k2c
      @NathanielBosworth-k2c 6 месяцев назад

      same

  • @TracyMalinoski
    @TracyMalinoski 6 месяцев назад +20

    The most important donut conversation of our time.

  • @AbbyChristensen5867
    @AbbyChristensen5867 6 месяцев назад +5

    SO much good content in this episode! The recap of the roast was incredible, and I think Lydia nailed the setup for it 😂 CONGRATS to Alex and Meggie - so excited about this new chapter for y'all! Good luck to Andrew in Mich - the chemistry between the three of you on the pod will be missed!

  • @Chills40
    @Chills40 6 месяцев назад +19

    Do you know how hard it is to sit here and watch this episode and y’all keep baiting us with the GOOD jokes from your Roast that we don’t get to hear? Lol Ruthless! FYI Get Tim Hawkins as a guest, PLEASE!

  • @momoffive2009
    @momoffive2009 6 месяцев назад +1

    Saw your show in Lexington KY, bought your book (already half way done), and now going to catch up on your podcast. You're awesome! Thanks for all you do--most especially for providing comedy when the world needs laughter!

  • @sdwashee
    @sdwashee 6 месяцев назад +8

    We served Dunkin’ Donuts munchkins on kabobs at our Easter services. It ended up being an opportunity for kids to run around with little spears after their snack. Not our best idea 😅

  • @andrewcrowe7742
    @andrewcrowe7742 6 месяцев назад +9

    Nice you gave Andrew swag, but the real question is did you give him his unused PTO?!😂 Sad to see him go. Wish him the best!

  • @TaliaStandley
    @TaliaStandley 6 месяцев назад +12

    I love this episode, but heartbroken about Andrew not on the pod

  • @ToddHandell
    @ToddHandell 6 месяцев назад +2

    This is how I know I’ve made it to full John Crist fandom. I had seen all of these videos before the podcast. Our for you pages are now synced to perfection. Great episode

  • @darlenewells4198
    @darlenewells4198 6 месяцев назад +8

    So sad Andrew left! He always made me laugh

  • @atrujillo9311
    @atrujillo9311 6 месяцев назад +5

    YO - we need the whole roast.

  • @glamgal28
    @glamgal28 6 месяцев назад +1

    John you need to go on a podcast tour, I would buy tickets immediately for it 🤩

  • @rosssmith8521
    @rosssmith8521 2 месяца назад

    Sad I missed you in Durham, wasn't paying any attention. Keep up the fun work dude

  • @amandac298
    @amandac298 6 месяцев назад +2

    I'm so stoked for this one!! This is gonna be hilarious 😂😂

  • @realDWayneJr
    @realDWayneJr 6 месяцев назад +7

    RIP Andrew. 🫡 Best ever moment:
    John and Alex: "Hey Liz?"
    Andrew: *been silent the entire time* "SHUT UP LIZ." 😂

    • @mlo321-3
      @mlo321-3 6 месяцев назад

      Yessss

    • @LifeasCandaceFaith
      @LifeasCandaceFaith 6 месяцев назад

      What episode was that? Or in what context?

    • @mlo321-3
      @mlo321-3 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@LifeasCandaceFaithI think they actually named the episode “shut up Liz” because of this

    • @realDWayneJr
      @realDWayneJr 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@LifeasCandaceFaith I believe the episode was entitled 'Shut Up, Liz.' The guys were talking about a tweet from a business owner who was ranting about people not tipping enough.

  • @spottybeard
    @spottybeard 6 месяцев назад +2

    This is actually my first episode I’m listening to got lucky with him explaining the pod in the beginning.

  • @BIGGER_RED
    @BIGGER_RED 6 месяцев назад +8

    Andrew needs to come back as a guest soon

  • @danafuerst4553
    @danafuerst4553 6 месяцев назад

    I understand Andrew! Family in Michigan is what brought me back from the south over 30 years ago... met then married my high school sweetheart and never left... can't imagine living anywhere else now. Will miss you on the pod though...
    There's no place like home!

  • @Amy_Mi6
    @Amy_Mi6 6 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that he didn't even realize how much he says "baby" makes me feel better about it. Cause it has always bothered me, but I didn't want to be *that person*. Glad someone else was, tho 😅

  • @LulaMo38
    @LulaMo38 6 месяцев назад +9

    Bummed about Andrew! ☹️😭

  • @billy_humphrey
    @billy_humphrey 6 месяцев назад +5

    Did Andrew get all of his PTO after he quit? 😊

  • @terrikruse
    @terrikruse 6 месяцев назад +2

    Look, ex-Buc-ee's man, think of it this way - YOU just promoted yourself to customer!

  • @BoughtWithAPrice13
    @BoughtWithAPrice13 6 месяцев назад +5

    Love Andrew, hate to see him go, wish him all the best. Hopefully he drops back in sometime

  • @thiamc4382
    @thiamc4382 6 месяцев назад +9

    😲😭Andreeeewww

  • @kenzieclarke3926
    @kenzieclarke3926 6 месяцев назад +7

    R.I.P Andrew!! Mic took away forever! 🙏♥️

  • @Isthisreal32
    @Isthisreal32 6 месяцев назад +4

    I watched Tim's podcast last week, and he told the Trey Kennedy joke. It was hilarious!! Celebrity roasts are classic, and it's funnier when they can take the jokes...wonder if there'll be a Diddy roast?

  • @Christopher_Lind
    @Christopher_Lind 6 месяцев назад +2

    On the topic of pizza, once we were ordering pizza for our family and asked the contractors working on our house if they wanted anything. One said they wanted ham, mushrooms, and olives. 🤢 We were completely taken back but at that point we were in too deep. Needless to say, he took home the leftovers. We’ve since stopped taking requests when we order.

  • @jessicabotello1321
    @jessicabotello1321 6 месяцев назад +2

    Noooooo not Andrew 😭
    His one liners are iconic !

  • @charlottetacy6729
    @charlottetacy6729 6 месяцев назад +4

    Old fashioned is the BEST donut. 😂

  • @AndreaRosenbohm
    @AndreaRosenbohm 6 месяцев назад +5

    Noooo! So sad Andrew is gone 😢

  • @tennessee5405
    @tennessee5405 6 месяцев назад +1

    When John was in Tim's podcast, tim roasted him for his lack of chin, saying "how do you fold towels"? Tim is the GOAT!

    • @mlo321-3
      @mlo321-3 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂 that’s hilarious

  • @meganhubbell2215
    @meganhubbell2215 6 месяцев назад

    Happy birthday John! 🎉 I also just turned 40. I saw you in Jacksonville last year, and I hope to see your show again in the future!

  • @kvisa82
    @kvisa82 6 месяцев назад +6

    31:05 all your friends...minus Dusty

  • @momofthree9100
    @momofthree9100 6 месяцев назад +2

    Seriously, this pod won’t be the same without Andrew. Some of my favorite moments are from him 💔

  • @alisonpopolo5110
    @alisonpopolo5110 6 месяцев назад

    Thank God someone addressed Johns overuse of "baby" sooooo annoying! Still love the pod though! I'm so sad to hear Andrew left, we will miss him! Best of luck on his new adventures! Also please release the roast I've been dying to watch it since I heard!

  • @odessagirl4life
    @odessagirl4life 6 месяцев назад +3

    I got paid for my PTO when I left my job. It was an extra 1300 So yeah I can see being upset losing that.

    • @TxJanna
      @TxJanna 4 месяца назад

      I got mine from 2 jobs so I'd be upset too

  • @marcytillman25
    @marcytillman25 6 месяцев назад +2

    John. Blueberry cake donuts are THE. BOMB.

  • @kerimcclain5148
    @kerimcclain5148 6 месяцев назад

    this intro was actually super helpful as this is my first episode

  • @nicolemangum5023
    @nicolemangum5023 6 месяцев назад

    These roasts were so good 😂😂

  • @alliecastro05
    @alliecastro05 6 месяцев назад +8

    Andrew?! No 😢 we’ll miss him!

  • @heatherhiggins6905
    @heatherhiggins6905 6 месяцев назад +2

    I agree with John on the donuts 🍩

  • @MariaC.VIIIXIII
    @MariaC.VIIIXIII 6 месяцев назад +1

    This podcast had me dying laughing all the way through. Lots of luck, Alex and wifey (especially her!) on your daughter's birth❤Sad to hear that Andrew left, but best wishes in whatever he's doing now. Welcome to Andrew's replacement (sorry, I missed your name). Great show today, guys.

  • @willMAXwin
    @willMAXwin 6 месяцев назад +1

    Me and my wife had this conversation last weekend about my son's birthday party. Cheese pizza only! Too many options confuses people.

  • @mandyjamcknight
    @mandyjamcknight 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dusty Slay should've been at this roast.

  • @NeilOlson100
    @NeilOlson100 6 месяцев назад +6

    Did Andrew get all his PTO after he left?!

  • @austink5172
    @austink5172 6 месяцев назад +1

    “On camera, not on mic” is just todays “seen not heard.” All I gotta say🤷‍♂️

  • @tylerjones9309
    @tylerjones9309 6 месяцев назад

    My current employer will pay your unused PTO if you quit with a 2 week notice.

  • @dggirl6190
    @dggirl6190 6 месяцев назад +3

    My church had Krispy Kreme glazed

    • @SS-ms2hg
      @SS-ms2hg 6 месяцев назад +3

      Krispy Kreme > Dunkin'

    • @BIGGER_RED
      @BIGGER_RED 6 месяцев назад

      Way to rub it in 😆

  • @daniellea2
    @daniellea2 6 месяцев назад +7

    The issue isn't the flavors of doughnuts. It's the fact that they come from Dunkin Donuts. Chocolate or cherry glazed from a real doughnut place? Perfection.

    • @janae09
      @janae09 6 месяцев назад +1

      True true

  • @_sowhat_
    @_sowhat_ 6 месяцев назад +2

    Don't forget that when you think Waffle House employees should get $25/hr, college-educated medical assistants who make $20-25/hr should be bumped up significantly too. America is already in >trillions in debt and printing dollars out of thin air, so..... economics are tricky

  • @deyannaf4380
    @deyannaf4380 6 месяцев назад

    The sky diving Easter Bunny not being able to jump so sad. 😂😂😂

  • @momofthree9100
    @momofthree9100 6 месяцев назад +1

    I can’t believe we are losing Andrew 😭 the dude on here this week is never laughing when Alex is and he’s shown 😕

  • @kevindunn1658
    @kevindunn1658 6 месяцев назад +2

    The ONLY way to do the POD is on RUclips bro hahaha

  • @MelanyLizakowski
    @MelanyLizakowski 6 месяцев назад +1

    i don't like sprinkles. Do you care? you better not! lol cuz I like glazed. You see...choices is where it's at.

  • @angie7164
    @angie7164 6 месяцев назад

    I feel body language is a huge part of a comics voice. John's movements are the same as Katt, Nate standing still with his hands behind his back or Mark Normand taking the same three steps and not making eye contact.

  • @Joshvarghese12
    @Joshvarghese12 6 месяцев назад +1

    Most companies do pay out unused, but earned and accrued, PTO as an earned benefit. You earn a percentage of your annual PTO each biweekly pay period. That's the only point I support him on. It's becoming a pretty standard benefit these days.

    • @janae09
      @janae09 6 месяцев назад +1

      Right, but usually you have to work more than 3 months to keep it. In my experience, anyway. Most employers have a probationary period.

  • @NYSignfield
    @NYSignfield 6 месяцев назад

    I used to think I listened to the pinnacle of podcasts about nothing and then I found this podcast.

  • @colinbeckstrand2612
    @colinbeckstrand2612 6 месяцев назад

    With the PTO thing, some states consider PTO to be earned pay and is required to be paid after quitting. Here in North Dakota I believe it's if you have worked somewhere for at least a year you're PTO must be paid out after you leave on your last check.

  • @marchydecreative
    @marchydecreative 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hot take: just get glazed and chocolate munchkins and everyone is happy, especially the parents who can tell their kid "just take 1" and not be the bad guy for ripping donuts in half.

  • @adamwarren5654
    @adamwarren5654 6 месяцев назад +1

    Lydia is perfect for John! We need her back on the pod!

  • @jenniferreed9992
    @jenniferreed9992 6 месяцев назад +1

    To make it perfectly clear, not Orwell's 1984 " 101"

  • @brother-In-Christ404
    @brother-In-Christ404 6 месяцев назад +2

    So cool to see youve learned a bunch from Tim Hawkins. He was the OG Christian comedian my family and i grew up on.

    • @amyb.5831
      @amyb.5831 6 месяцев назад

      Mine were Chonda pierce and mark Lowry. Then Tim Hawkins when we were older.

  • @Lisa-t9l9w
    @Lisa-t9l9w 6 месяцев назад +1

    Krispy Kreme over Dunkin.
    A lot of companies will pay you any PTO that you earned while you worked for them, that’s very common. While I think that guy is not the smartest, he was right about that. The only time you might not get the PTO is when you get fired.

  • @_sowhat_
    @_sowhat_ 6 месяцев назад +4

    Why wasn't Dusty invited?!?!

  • @AbbieBatson
    @AbbieBatson 6 месяцев назад +1

    Fellow SouthBrook employee here! 😂🐰

  • @carolinerobinette
    @carolinerobinette 6 месяцев назад +3

    RIP Andrew🩷

  • @iankristofer1
    @iankristofer1 6 месяцев назад

    oh my goodness 1:05 I couldn't stop crying I was laughing so much!!!!! no comment! lol!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @RedemptiondesignsNJ
    @RedemptiondesignsNJ 6 месяцев назад

    Canyon metaphor for comedy is great.

  • @danielowens1876
    @danielowens1876 6 месяцев назад

    Tim’s Trey Kennedy joke was epic!

  • @alicenglish3979
    @alicenglish3979 6 месяцев назад

    John, the chocolate cake, clear glaze donuts are the absolute best they make not fried!

  • @megancellucci3869
    @megancellucci3869 6 месяцев назад

    Truths about Buckees... Truths about working anywhere. One minute late - lol!

  • @KwincyS
    @KwincyS 6 месяцев назад

    My pastor says it’s the Super Bowl but he was a player for the Chargers

  • @iankristofer1
    @iankristofer1 6 месяцев назад

    His ankle is showing because he is actually the sky diving Easter Bunny and no one knows! Jump out of the plane two years in a row...No!

  • @mandyboorum3341
    @mandyboorum3341 6 месяцев назад +1

    Cake donuts... are donuts

  • @Char76-b8c
    @Char76-b8c 2 месяца назад

    $25 an hour at Waffle House? Seems a bit high to me. Maybe in Atlanta I guess.

  • @meganjohnson5376
    @meganjohnson5376 6 месяцев назад

    101 means the basics

  • @Street.Dreams304
    @Street.Dreams304 6 месяцев назад

    Lets Gooooooo John Crist!

  • @vanessajanik4623
    @vanessajanik4623 6 месяцев назад

    It’s gets real awkward at 1:04 🤦🏼‍♀️ Unintentional polygamy? Dude found the loophole. Goodbye 😂

  • @carolinerobinette
    @carolinerobinette 6 месяцев назад

    The jokes about John’s past are very disarming. It’s a reminder that when we hear that someone is in the midst of a rough time, it can feel like a really big deal but it isn’t our journey, so it’s best not to add to the hysteria. They may get through that hard time and be better for it later.

  • @KLMJRM2009
    @KLMJRM2009 6 месяцев назад

    FYI: I’ve had to re-Subscribe to this channel 3 times, including today. What the heck…..

  • @MelanyLizakowski
    @MelanyLizakowski 6 месяцев назад

    Cake donuts. it's a muffin shaped like a donut.

  • @taeros00
    @taeros00 6 месяцев назад +2

    Andrew. :(

  • @brianbrady3086
    @brianbrady3086 6 месяцев назад

    The guy about buckees... Yes it is 3 strikes, but if he is saying literally 1 minute that is a bit excessive. It isn't lenient. He said (1 MINUTE !), There is a difference between 20 minutes and ONE !

  • @gumbie7
    @gumbie7 6 месяцев назад

    Bro, chocolate on chocolate is the absolute best.

    • @JovaniaGeorge
      @JovaniaGeorge 6 месяцев назад +1

      Done right. Usually done mediocre or wrong

  • @future.mortician
    @future.mortician 6 месяцев назад

    NOOOOOOOOO I’m gonna miss Andrew 😭😭😭😭 I love him

  • @vamskillybilly
    @vamskillybilly 6 месяцев назад

    I mean...I would have been more impressed with a jumping Jesus out of the airplane than a bunny. Just saying. It was Easter.

  • @rmwilson719
    @rmwilson719 6 месяцев назад

    Where was Dusty Slay?!?’

  • @andrealmoseley6575
    @andrealmoseley6575 5 месяцев назад

    My friend was a Kindergarten teacher and was pregnant then breast feeding. Not sure how it came up 🤔 but the city kids were asking her which one, pointing to her breasts, was chocolate and whoch one was white milk.❤😂😮

  • @R.Grycik
    @R.Grycik 6 месяцев назад +3

    Where is Andrew? Why you dont address it? Or you did and i miss it? 😮

    • @KucheraAnglinify
      @KucheraAnglinify 6 месяцев назад +1

      They addressed it at the end of the video. He moved to be close to his family.

    • @R.Grycik
      @R.Grycik 6 месяцев назад

      I see i should have wait. Oh well, good luck Andrew, you definitely have to show up as a host sometimes 😊

    • @R.Grycik
      @R.Grycik 6 месяцев назад +1

      Although, i still have questions. He also wasnt last time on the pod. And guys, you probably knew he will be moving out. So i feel like this info should have more space than just one sentence at the end of the video…it almost feels like they didnt separate in a good way…or am i wrong? Please John and Alex, disclaim it. Thanks, big fan.❤

  • @BarrySanchez
    @BarrySanchez 6 месяцев назад

    Enjoy you’re work John, Alex, Andrew & others, I look forward to the podcast each week, 1st saw you with the Duck Dynasty Guy’s & haven’t missed you since, GOD BLESS You, you’re krewe, friends & family.

  • @emilyprichard8938
    @emilyprichard8938 6 месяцев назад

    I worked at Waffle House, they don’t deserve that much, and you have tips on top of that, also Waffle House automatically deducts money for every shift you work, it doesn’t matter if you eat or not.

  • @mlo321-3
    @mlo321-3 6 месяцев назад

    Did they explain what happened to Andrew? I must’ve missed something

  • @iankristofer1
    @iankristofer1 6 месяцев назад +1

    What happened to Andrew?

  • @slmadison1213
    @slmadison1213 6 месяцев назад

    Can't wait to hear your take on the Morgan Wallen shenanigans....that COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE. Who throws a chair off a 6-story building onto a crowded street? I'm so glad that chair landed by the police officers. I have a feeling you will defend him but you shouldn't. I know you idolize him but he's not someone to look up to. He's a small man. He's proven it. He needs to be voted off the island.

  • @merichase9627
    @merichase9627 6 месяцев назад

    I had a great time at your Redding CA show.
    I don't go to Bethel. Just saying 😊

  • @carrieknowlton868
    @carrieknowlton868 6 месяцев назад +1

    Cake donuts are yummy :(

  • @jadewill4
    @jadewill4 5 месяцев назад

    Listen the French crueller is elite