The Acolyte Episode 7 THE WORST DISNEY STAR WARS YET
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- Опубликовано: 9 июл 2024
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I like how Trinity killed all the witches simultaneously by unplugging them from the Matrix. Very inspiring.
I just peed my pants laughing.
The power of many sucks
Not like this!
I swear I spit my water out I’m crying😂😂😂
This show is even better now that I know it is a cross-over. 😂 When is Neo showing up? Maybe Neo is the Sith Master.
*turns into a smoke demon*
“Why did you stab me?”
Sol: smoking is bad
Seriously, was exactly was her intent during that moment?! The writing for this show is completely nonsensical.
@@Right_Said_Brettit’s trying to push the whole agenda of what’s good is bad and what’s bad is good crap.
She was about to, out of thin air, produce a cornucopia of Skittles, and Sol ruined it.
What a racist.
Never mind why… HOW did he stab SMOKE???
I allways thought “how deep your pocket book is” was a reference to how much money or connections you have. I didn’t know it was a sexual innuendo
I’m not sure it is
If anything, SWT meant that the PAUSE at "how big your... pocket book is", could lead you to think the next word might be a different one.
It isn't innuendo, he's wrong. I don't know how he could read anything into that .. Dex was being coy without outright saying in public that Kaminoans were corrupt.
@@whzpoor yea he’s probably wrong about that part being the closest to innuendo. But definitely not wrong about the sexual seduction in acolyte. Leslie just thinks of everything sexually. When obi said anakin was seduced by the darkside he did not mean sexually seduced. He was just led astray and corrupted by it.
@@cebo918 yeah it just comes across as such an odd take given his logic on everything else makes sense XD
Failure of ONE
Failure of TWO
Failure of MANNNNNYYYYYYYYY
I wish someone would notice that this is how Trolls count in Discworld.
I read somewhere that Acolyte (Disney SW) is like a creepy stranger wearing your dead friend's clothes (original SW) and pretending to be them.
Very accurate
I feel like spelling it out was unnecessary. Did you work on the Acolyte?😅
It’s like that one scene where Lando is wearing Hans clothes for some reason
Wasn't it MauLer or someone on his channel? I definitely heard that somewhere.
@@thetommyshades5347 You're probably thinking of Skinwalker Luke
How we got from Mando Season 1 to this in 2024 is an astronomical case that needs to be studied
I saw the signs when Mando came out. It was a nice piece of ass in the midst of a huge pile of shit and all we ever heard was, “Baby yoda. Baby Yoda. This is the way.” Hell, they even destroyed Boba Fett by allowing the Mandolorian to steal that shows best episode.
It’s like how Disney went from Rise Of Skywalker to Mando season 1. There’s literally zero consistency here
Season 3 of Mando showed that this was our future.
It was always the same bile, you just let the key jangling occupy your mind before
Grogu is the key to all of this.
Revenge of the Sith : $114 million
The Acolyte : $180 million
Hmmm?? difference : $66 million
Coincidence?? or is it a clue to laundering order 66?? dollars!!
Keep in mind, that's $114M in year 2000 dollars. It would be the equivalent of $171M in 2024. So, still more expensive than RotS, but with zero plot and shitty writing.
But also 90min vs 8 episodes
@@tyresebukenyaRotS had over 4 hours before scenes were cut
This just shows you don’t understand how numbers work.
@@viviorko this just shows you don't understand what a joke is!!! smh
"We need to find a way to give some depth to Torbin."
"Ok, maybe he's fed up of his assignment and wants to go home?"
"Oh, you mean like a kid who's homesick at summer camp?"
"Exactly!"
*HIVE FIVES ACROSS THE ROOM*
Torbin:"let's abduct these kids so I can finally go home!"
Indara:"no the jedi council already told us to return home..."
Torbin:"it Torbin time!"
*chaos and death*
*Party returns to coruscant*
Torbin:" ah home sweet home. Well, I'm off to some random planet to meditate for the rest of my life. Cya!"
"a kid who's homesick at summer camp" you mean, LIKE ANAKIN?
Then stop watching it
@@lastshadow8680 Already the case. I haven't watched any Star Wars since Mando Season 2. These reviews are entertaining enough.
@@luukthijssen4917 Toooorbin Jenkins!
This story is the nightmare Anakin was having that woke him up in Revenge of the Sith. 100%
Best comment
If that was actually true, it might actually totally change opinions on the show and make it an enjoyable watch! Maybe they can retcon it before the final episode. Lol!
Anakin: "They were my sisters...."
Comment of the year.😂
“The most sexual thing in Star Wars was Dexter” *my sexual awakening at slave leia exits chat*
THANKYOU! XD most sexual thing in star wars my ass, Liea is the prime example, Theory is being over dramatic, look at the episode again from the 20:55 to the 21:00 mark and this video theory made becomes a pointless waste of time and rage bait. He was complaining before and during the video, claims he does those for us his audience, yet uploads shit videos like this. I prefer Alan but that's just me.
Good point 😂
Bro padme during episode 2
Still, there wasn't any sexual comments about her outfit. They played it like it wasn't a big deal.
@@DruHarden smdh
The worst part was when anesaya tells sol "the jedi are going to destroy itself" before turning into a smoke demon, gets stabbed, then says "also I was going to let my daughter join thay group of people that are going to destroy itself"
bruh that hurts
@@reggaesurvivor251 It's such a blatant contradiction, it's ridiculous!
@@sjdrifter72 how is it really a contradiction, we know from episode 3 she doesnt like the jedi. The whole point is she changes her mind because she believes Osha's wishes are more important than anything. I feel like a lot of you aren't getting quite basic plot points. Like how Theory is saying it was stupid that Torbin wanted to steal the twins to go home when the jedi were already telling them to come. The difference is that if they followed the jedi's wishes they would have been going back to Coruscant to get debriefed and then go back to the same planet, but if they brought the twins back their mission wouldve been completed. Again a BASIC PLOT POINT
@@HappyBob701Another “BASIC PLOT POINT”, His name is *Torbin
Quit making up silly nonsensical statements about the show's plot!
[CHECKS NOTES]
Oh . . . uh . . . nevermind . . . carry on
One thing to note about all the unnecessary sexual implications in this show. Leslie Headland was the former personal assistant of Harvey Weinstein. I say no more
Leslie headland pulled the "you think episode 3 was bad?" move
“Here’s the same thing episode with a pop song at the end 😝”
@@Ryanziresthe timing with also the Gladiator 2 trailer coming this week with rap music to a historical film lol just what is up with these out of place music being used.
SWT: If you like the Acolyte, great. If you don't like the Acolyte great. Just be respectful.
Activists: There he is, inciting hate and violence again!!!
@@alexalachan6952 What, should they have called Marcus Furius Bibaculus? No Church in the Wild fits better than anything else. Kanye is a lyrical genius and those meaningful lyrics fit.
It's an old move but it checks out
I never thought I'd see the day where Theory ranks something lower than the sequel trilogy. I underestimated Disney's incompetence.
You underestimate the power of the Disney side of the force.
Really, how much good product does disney make anymore?
I’d honestly take the Sequel trilogy over Kenobi and the Acolyte EASY
@@ElPresidenteMargz Bro no joke I would too 😭
@@ElPresidenteMargz Kenobi and Episode 7 weren't too bad at all bruh
Can we start a petition to get this show deemed as non-canon??
They really milked the idea of the 4 Jedi doing terrible things for 6 episodes for it to be this lukewarm misunderstanding and not something that really needed a cover-up or hiding from Osha.
Right? I hung in there for so many episodes expecting some big reveal that explained all this guilt they were supposed to feel and then this episode drops only to reveal that Mae actually did start the fire and the Witches basically killed themselves. The motivations of the Jedi weren't even coherent enough for them to feel culpable in what happened
SW fans since 2012:
This deal keeps getting worse all the time
Heck, even Vader had to take a seat after this one. He was screwed too.😅
@@MrTobi013 the perks of having mechanical legs: no arthritis
Leslie: Perhaps you think you are being treated unfairly? There's more to come...
@@franks.6134 that’s quite more fitting for Bob Iger, aka the true villain.
I’m altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further
Feeling sad for actor who portraits Sol. The guy is a huge SW fan, even studied english to be part of his favorite franchise and they gave him a role (and he makes a pretty good job) in such poor series.
On the bright side, everyone is praising his performance (even people like me, whom despise the series). I think that he'll have several doors of acting opportunity opened to him after the series ends.
@Right_Said_Brett really wish him luck on his way of actor. He deserves better than that.
He said “if it wasn’t Star Wars, I would had declined”
I agree. I liked Master Sol at the beginning, and could tell the actor was channeling Qui Gon, like he said. But then he was turned into a winey, impulsive, emotional man-child in flash backs. And I knew from the beginning he would have to undergo a character assassination since this is Disney SW. I expect he will be further demonized in the eighth episode but perhaps he will be saved by the uninteresting protagonist(s) that we’re supposed to care about because they’re “special” and they’re victims of the patriarchy or whatever.
i truly hope it opens the doors for him in this era at least, give him some actually well written scenes and he would immediately be the focal point of them all, rather than his character jus kinda being there to be there cuz hes there
OSHA and Meh screaming each others names on a collapsing bridge and holding out their hands to each other instead of taking giant steps backwards will always make me wonder how these people are paid in millions 😭😭
"WhAt hAvE yOu dOnE" "nO, WhAt haVe yOu dOne" X3
I'll be sitting there screaming "PLEASE JUST FALL"
Lol they are gonna get acting awards for that scene! 😂
What I like to think of is "none of this is Canon" simple as that, don't care if official's say it is, it's not
Then just write your own fab fiction? It’ll probably be better.
Seems weird to waste your time on a sub-standard product.
I've been doing that since I first saw The Phantom Menace. Granted, what Disney has done to the franchise is so much worse, but for us real old fans this is still a familiar feeling.
Denis Villeneuve took $165million & created Dune Part 1, 2hrs 35mins of a masterpiece in cinematic history.
Disney has taken $180million and so far produced over 3hrs of utter nonsense. Half the Acolyte scenes are shot on sound stages (very obviously), with some out on location scenes but nothing as impressive as Andor.
After 7 episodes I can honestly say, it hasn’t been worth the money invested.
The story is just boring.
There has been no character development, so you don’t care about the twins, or their coven who all died in the stupidest way imaginable, looked like they were unplugged whilst still in the Matrix.
Everyone called the ‘Sith’ reveal about 3/4 episodes before it happened.
Episodes 6 & 7 haven’t progressed the story in any way.
Episodes 3 & 7 are the same episode, Disney could have saved time, cut the repeated parts and just merge into one long episode.
But worst of all is the show runners obvious complete and utter ignorance of the lore surrounding the universe.
Why did she have to devalue the prophesy of the Chosen One, by making out that a coven of all female witches did it first less than 100 years previously, what was the point? Other than pushing her own agenda.
Shattering canon by having the one character from the Phantom Menace who disavowed the existence of the Sith, saying they’d been extinct for a millennia; being part of the Jedi group talking about someone trained in the Jedi arts killing Jedi.
Making Jedi overly emotional.
Despite what Disney & its shills try to push as to the reasons The Acolyte has bombed.
It comes down to a complete ignorance of the lore, breaking established canon, poor scripts and otherwise talented actors wasted in roles that I am sure they did the best they could, with the twaddle they were given.
You must just be a toxic male apparently
It's really mind-boggling.
Andor wasn't impressive.
I couldn’t have said it better myself
Exactly this!
I’m proud of Sol, he killed that Dark Souls boss Aniseya when she was about to enter her phase 2. He also took down that awful parent Koril who encourages her daughter’s murderous anger, Sol’s the real hero!
When he stabbed her I literally laughed gleefully and started giving my TV the L with my hand. 😂
I wouldn't be surprised if radahn ended up being the sith lord
the Jedi were justified
He is more looks like idiot but no jedi master
@@gamerhead473my mans suffered enough
The Acolyte is just so unenjoyable I tried watching this episode over and over so that i could watch this video afterwards and i finally just caved and watched this video anyway. Episode 7 was so bad i literally couldn’t finish it.
How did this broken cheapie Torbin get the title of Jedi master?!?
16 years ago he was just a Padawan, 6 years later he somehow became a Master, and then for 10 fuuuung years he, the Master of Jedi order, immersed himself in a meditation of guilt... How is this possible
I hated this episode to a high degree but what KILLED me was the "Star Wars End Credit "Song". MY GOD WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!!
Tbf it wasn't a terrible beat at all, it's just the fact that it seems like a "human" song and not a "Star Wars" alien song.
@DesignedAssassin the beat was good ill give it that. But it sounded like a modern song that doesn't fit or belong in star wars
It wasn't a bad song, but it was a terrible choice for SW
Horrible song with horrible lyrics
Yeah that was actually unacceptable
Mae: *starts fire*
Mae a few seconds later: *OMG A FIRE!*
worst character ever, worse than rey
At least she doesn't really have to worry, since the entire place is made of sto... oh...
You obviously haven't ever played with fire as a kid. It always has the ability to get out of control super quick. Even if you're just lighting a piece of paper on fire. It's to show just how young and naive the girls are and how adults can manipulate how kids behave.
She is a kid Anakin kills the whole tuskins and the regrets it so it’s possible
It’s okay, the whole fortress is made out of stone, so everything will be fine…wtf?! 😂
I miss the old Star Wars where every scene in the movies/tv show actually had meaning and a reason for being shown to the audience.
"THE POWER OF MMMMAAAAANNNN........." *Everyone dies*
So dumb.
I feel bad saying it, but even the actor for Sol (who I highly respect) clearly can not even act properly with this terrible writing.
Agreed. In my opinion, Qimir's actor has been doing a far better job and even he struggled to deliver his lines in episode 6. How do these writers have a job, let alone this high profile of a job?
He’s actually great but doing the best he can with this absolutely catastrophic show.
That’s racist bro
Why?? Because he is chinese?? Theory said he is the only one who is a good actor so which is it??
That and this is his first English project, usually when people move to Hollywood like Arnold swarzenggar or Donnie Yuen they star of with smaller action focus roles with less dialouge and I feel like this role is the opposite of that .
Sol: “I want the girls” (in a mildly creepy obsessive way).
Witch: *says nothing and immediately bursts into a smoke demon*
Sol: *without saying a word, stabs smoke, kills witch*
Horned witch: (even though it’s a slowmo scene) *is randomly frozen in place with a stick and let’s other witch die*
Witch:*surprised Pikachu face* “why have you killed me?… it was blatantly obvious I was letting her go… but maybe I should have just talked it out and give a heads up of what I was doing… my bad”
Sol: *oops* “welp, Where my girls” 🎉
Horned witch: *turns into smoke demon*
Sol: *just watches*
DEAR LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH! I can’t take this anymore… there is no way this can be wrapped up in one episode.
failure to communicate. oopsy!
genius . . . sheer genius
How do you kill something made of smoke?
The Acolyte:
Then stop watching it
@@lastshadow8680You first, Star Wars shill.
Remember when they first announced the series, and we thought it would be a series about a younger Sheev Palpatine, and his Master Plagueis?
God, how great would that have been? Instead we’re stuck with a coven of angry “peaceful” witches who call the force “the thread”, and are powerful enough to make Anakin the third (technically second) “copycat” force child in the Galaxy. The Jedi are now murderous oppressors, who obsess over force sensitive children. Established Star Wars hall of famer: Ki-Adi-Mundi is now a liar and a hell of a lot older. There are brand new force powers that I guess were forgotten to time by the events of the prequels…? Sigh… I’m just over it.
Star Wars is officially an unfortunate meat suit for the culture war, being paraded around for the few other like minded people to enjoy as the rest of the world watches in horror…
I know we always joked about Disney killing Star Wars… but this is legit assassination of our once beloved brand.
This episode also delegitimized Torbin killing himself.
He did nothing to be guilty of. Sure, he ran off without backup to the coven. But Sol caught up to him. And once they climbed the mountain he only activated his lightsaber after the one coven mama raised her weapon.
And then he just deflected some arrows and got beat by the Wookie.
There's no reason for him to have drank that poison.
Yea there is: he’s a white male
The rich white boy just felt entitled to go home.
@@turinreza tf are you on about?
I thought it was moreso that his mind was permanently corrupted unless he always meditated, but we will never know because they don't care to explain it
He had to off himself. He's a white male.
Revenge of the sith budget - $114m
Acolyte - $180m
Differences - $66m
They executed order 66 on star wars with this show
Is it 180 mil per episode?
@@LlamaM2288 No , 180 million in total. In The Acolyte's defence, 180 million today is not the same as 180 million in 2005. But in any case, noone can argue that the Acolyte was money well spent.
@georgem589 that's what I'm thinking too. I'd get calling it an absurd waste if it was 180 per episode but 180 for the whole show? I feel like it's a bit unreasonable to compare the two then because acolyte has 7+ episodes to spread that budget out on. Seems a lot harder than a 2 hour movie. Regardless I hate the show either way lol
@@LlamaM2288 Kenobi only got 90 million, and it had way more potential than this. The acolyte got 15 times the budget of Godzilla Minus one, which was a big success, each episode of the acolyte has almost double the budget of the entire movie.
adjusting to inflation RotS is about 9 million greater, no Idea where the crap all the acolyte funding has been
Now I know they're trying to make Sol into a Qui-Gon replacement. It's so blatantly obvious at this point that I don't think anyone can disagree.
3:28 I thought Obi wan & Dex scene was about the secret power of having a lot of money or having "deep pockets" or a "deep pocketbook/wallet"
Lol yep me too!
I like how we all went "The jedi must have done something to explode the base right?" cause it was too silly to think a human being could write that a tiny lamp fire burned a stone structure and destroyed the facility. But then they actually did have that be what actually happened. By god....
It's flammable stone.
Exactly! lol ...big reveal is the witches died of embarrassment?? I thought this episode was supposed to have some huge reveal..so stupid ..lmfao
@@Father_Daniel your expectations have been subverted.
@@msmaria5039 good one
The literal scene Star Wars Theory uses to critize that scene has a wooden door frame and a wooden decorative strip on the middle of the wall possibly covering wires. We are also shown the lamp fluid being on fire and spreading. This ain't that hard to put together
I am 55 years old, I saw Star Wars in 1977 when it came out and fell in love, I have seen it over 200 times and love episodes 1-6 and the spin-offs with the exception of the Sequel Trilogy which I cannot imagine ever watching again. I love Rebels, Bad Batch, Rogue One, Andor, the Mando and related stuff, and Clone Wars. I thought Kenobi was disappointing but ok, I loved seeing Anakin and Obi Wan, etc. This, the Acolyte, I cannot even, I don't even know what to say actually. It is painful and embarrassing to watch, it is ridiculous, each episode gets worse and I don't even know what the point is, what in the world is happening here? It is horrible, not just horrible Star Wars, but just bad overall for anything, and I am so into Sci-Fi. I don't know if I can bear watching one more episode. I just want it to be over and go away. Can we please go back in time and make it not happen?
Disappointed by clone wars??????? WHAT?
@@nathanielpicard5305he said Kenobi
@@nathanielpicard5305 TCW is Mando season 2-3 tier of bad.
@@alicea3421 nice try troll 🤣
@@kravernar I'm serious. It's absolute slop. Filoni is about as valuable as Favreau and Headland. Even the prequels are considerably better than TCW.
3:42. Qui-Gon was denied. If you think he was going to take no for an answer, you don’t know the character. Additionally, Obi-Wan was also going to train Anakin “without the permission of the council, if I must”. Funny how Theory leaves this out. Their obsession was no different than Sol’s who was passionate and determined, to a fault.
Yes, holding the bridges up instead of the girls made no sense, but lets be brutally honest here. NONE of the usage of the force by Jedi or Sith have been consistent or make sense the vast majority of the time throughout all the SW universe. We see force users continually force push and force stop weapons (including light sabers), bowling over myriads of bad guys or moving structures that weight a ton, but not once do they use it in light saber battle to get the upper hand, even though they have used it on a limited, non-lethal basis during duels. Many a duel could have been ended quickly by a little force push over a cliff or something. It has never been consistent or logically used in any of the media. The only explanation is that there is a code of ethics amongst duelers that victory or defeat is based on your light saber abilities and not using the force lethally. Why a Sith who are out to destroy the Jedi would be cool with following rules makes any sense makes no sense to me, bu I don't know...
Wait, the pocket book quote is a sexual joke? I thought he was talking about how big Obi-Wan's wallet is (or rather how much money he had), as a wallet opens up like a book and you keep it in your pocket.
Same here lol I never saw anything sexual about that... But the kitty Kat removing the nodriff part of Padme tho, that I didn't miss 😅
It is. It’s not sexual at all.
He crazy for this one, it’s definitely about money
Not a sexual reference at all, from any rational perspective. But Theory is entitled to believe it if he chooses. But us, as his audience, should correct the false logic used to make his arguments about the show. Believing a concept as a personal choice is one thing. But making judgements based on false logic AND expecting people to accept him as an authority based on false logic, is entirely different. Just like his canon-breaking arguments are not actually based on official canon.
The pocketbook scene is talking about money 100%, also not the most sexual thing in Star Wars, not even close, padmaes dress in Naboo while sitting by the fire, leia’s bikini, the twilleks, kissing scenes, and I haven’t even watched this show but this point is so so wrong
Yes, it worse than The Last Jedi. Rian Johnson can now rest knowing someone else damaged Star Wars more than he did.
Ehhh... I disagree. The Last Jedi was a canonical entry within the main saga and utterly disrespected Luke Skywalker. At least with garbage such as The Acolyte, it's easier to just write it off because none of the characters are beloved main protagonists.
Rise Of Skywalker was so much worse than The Last Jedi and if not that then definitely The Book Of Boba Fett
You think this unrelated show does worse for the lore than completely assassinating Luke's character?
The Acolyte sucks for sure, but you're crazy if you think it's worse than Rise of Skywalker or did more damage than The Last Jedi
I think it’s worse than TLJ, but didn’t do as much damage. TLJ killed the franchise and Acolyte is just pissing on the corpse
We don't see the Zabrak with the rest of the witches. I have a feeling she is still alive.
This just shows how sensitive and ignorant our society has become. Disney has now made the word “Sith” become a derogatory term. This is why I hate Disney and refuse to watch anything Star Wars related made by them!
The show's moral: there are no good guys and bad guys. If you think someone has hurt you, then you are an -ist (racist, sexist, etc.) So don't complain that housing is unaffordable or food prices have skyrocketed. If you are bothered by it, then you are a hater.
tbf we don't know if that's really what they're going with.
it might be. but I'm hoping they're gonna go with the insanity thing. using the sith as an alagory for race or sexuality or gender, is so fucking stupid.
@@blue-vr8ddThe writers ARE so fucking stupid.
Everything is a metaphor for some form of oppression.
They told you at the beginning, the show is “about power and who is allowed to wield it” as in anyone who is not a straight white man has been historically denied power, and therefore the Jedi are evil.
It makes perfect sense if you get a lobotomy first…
This show is literally from "The Producers":
Pick a really, really, bad script that you know will bomb. Hire bad actors/directors/tech people. Do everything you can to make sure your production will fail.
Fundraise a lot more money than you need to make the show. Let's say you need 500,000 to make the show, raise 1,000,000 instead.
Embezzle the extra. Be creative about it, but take the bulk of the money for yourself.
Show bombs, you tell the backers, "sorry, we lost all the money, we'll do better next time."
Enjoy your embezzled money knowing that the IRS won't bother looking at your books since the show didn't make any money.
The accountant made a quip about being able to clear more money this way than doing an actually successful show.
The new space balls should be based on this kind of idea 😂
😂😂😂
There is no way Disney hasn't been following this script since after TLJ shattered the fandom. There is no actual way all these D+ shows that cost well over 100m each (same with the MCU post phase 3), have actually needed those budgets. But who's going to look when on another earnings call that's recorded for them to listen, Bob Iger gets on there and laments once again that 'we aren't seeing the numbers we hoped for'? The IRS and whoever else, have bigger things to worry about, like people who made 12k dollars in a year and didn't pay their taxes.
@@thehoerscorral8565 I am not a huge fan of conspiracy theories, but this is one of the ones where I truly do believe a huge chunk of that $180M went into some higher up employees within Disney.
Thing is, they're rewarded for making this crap too. They're literally not in it for the money, it's about sending a message for them. They reward the propagandists whether the show is critically well reviewed or not.
This show went from an over budget disaster in ep1-2, to lore breaker in ep3, to throwing all logic out the window in ep4-5, to now just the worst piece of entertainment media ever created. This is truly an accomplishment Kathleen Kennedy and Leslie Headland should be proud of.
It’s funny because everything you described in the episode has been the reality of the past 20 years in society 😭😭
Felt like a middle-school-play version of Star Wars.
Looks like a screwed up adolescent wrote it.
Isn't it funny how they think we're threatened by diverse cast or female leads, when Rogue One, Andor, House Of The Dragon and Shogun had really high scores by the audience?
And Fallout
It was just funny hearing how ridiculous these plots were
They know that race isnt the problem, it’s just a shield to deflect actual criticism, the show isn’t badly written or paced you’re just racist/sexist/homophobic etc they know what they’ve got on their hands is bad so they go in the attack and defence all at once.
Even Ahsoka, which is pretty much entirely led by female characters, was tremendously better than this shit show! Honestly, if you have an issue with gay people or people of color in Star Wars, I think you are a fucking moron inherently. Those aspects are not why this show is so bad, it's the writing and carelessness that really annoy the hell out of me.
and Fallout, and the Boys, and next week Cobra Kai...
Just a reminder that the Dune sequel's production budget is just north of $190 million dollars.
Disney is just a money laundering operation at this point, just like games journalism.
Oh my 😂
Well, in the acolytes defense, the 190 mil for dune was used for 3 hours of movie while this budget is spread over 4-5 hours of tv
@@tjpeterson5381the problem wasn’t the cgi or graphics ya know that right ? That’s acc the least of their problems lmao
@@tjpeterson5381 id take out 30 mins for credits spread over all the episodes ,still 180 million for this trash like yikes, i think 140 million went into there sjw woke yass queen think tank called the writers room ,no one involved in this show should ever be near another IP like this again cause its clear they just wanna destroy it and not add to it .
The scene where Sol struggles to hold up the bridge symbolizes Lee Jung-jae straining to carry this bad series with his acting chops alone.
There was one where the dialogue is:
SOL: OSHA!!
OSHA: Maeeeeee!!!
MAE: Oshaaaaa!!
Cuts to SOL:
SOL: OSHAAAAA!!
The Acolyte Name actually refers to the fact how this show is the evil amongst all of the Star Wars shows
I thought it was what they say when they "greenlit" this
"ahhh cull it"
The dark in the light
or a PA to Harvey ...
Leslye Headlands witches- The Galaxy does not like us
Also these witches- Use dark magic to possess Jedi and cause infighting.
And Leslye Headland has the nerve to scratch her head and wonder why people hate her vision of Star Wars
I mean yeah, after they break into their home and use their power to try to take their children.
@@captainfach Their power? They were outnumbered by the witches and literally said they would only take the children with them if they allowed it.
To what the witches responded by do allowing them to take them and then use dark-side magic on them anyway.
@@captainfachDon't defend this show.
@jlev1028 don't think just because a show is bad that every aspect is trash and dumb
The vergence thing wasn't about the witches creating the twins but about life manifesting itself on the planet that was supposed to be barren by the Hyperspace Disaster/Calamity.
You gotta realize that we’re dealing with 2 different universes now. George’s Star Wars and Disney’s Star Wars. George’s ended the day he sold it.
I'm not surprised that Disney paints a horrible portrayal of the jedi. They are the siths
I think they did a fairly good job portraying the Jedi as noble but flawed.
the jedi were never meant to be the most noble. they all corrupt on their own
reading the two comments above realy hurts and i feel that its not worth stepping in
@@reggaesurvivor251
Yoda : Aid in the creation of the Clone Army, Dooku did.
Windu : If word got out, public confidence in the Jedi and the war effort would vanish.
Yoda : Conceal this we must, even from the Chancellor.
-From TCW Season 6
Worse than Sol trying to lift the bridge and failing is the fact that the girls could’ve just turned around and walked backward and been totally fine 😂😂
I almost paused the show I was laughing too hard, but I wouldn’t miss anything anyways
Omg I know! Since episode 2 I’ve just been watching it for the fact that I can say I’ve seen the series and the entertainment factor of how bad it is 😂
Watching it, gives them money and reason for more such trash. Just saying...
@@nicob.g8136
not pirating
@@nicob.g8136 Not if you don't watch it through Disney+.... 😈
@@nicob.g8136Have you never sailed the high seas?
You can watch the show without paying Disney a penny.
🏴☠️
So why didn't he just lift the kids with the force instead of the bridge? He's a metal bender. Why did she start a fire and spread it all over stone, she's a firebender. Trinity over there being a mind bender and the witch air bender turning to smoke.
Can somebody explain to me why their lightsabers hilt look like literal torches, it’s seems so big and large in their hands. It used to look thinner and more elegant in design, being generally just the right fit on the users hand to close around it.
The worst thing was Torbin. He didn't do anything, but now he spends 16 years in seclusion and offs himself? Over what? Saying he wanted to go home? Uhh... he said that at the campfire too. There is quite literally no reason for him to do any of that.
The dude clearly needed some kind of therapy and had some trauma. Instead, in SW, the Jedi's answer is "just forget about it bro, let's not talk about it..meditate and bottle your feelings"...heck, that's some people's answer to things in real life.
Who knows, if he had therapy, things could've turned out differently. If Anakin had proper therapy, maybe he wouldn't have done some extreme cleaning of the temple.
I would love to know how they justify Torbin initiating the chain of incompetent events was allowed to graduate, and become a Jedi Master.
He shouldn't have ever been a jedi😂😂😂 hes a cry baby .. I want to go home 🍼😂
Torbin perfectly mirrors how men are treated in modern society. He was violated, basically mind ra---d by space witches and his problem was ignored, so he deleted himself. That's my headcanon, considering that the series gives me nothing else to work with.
@@stephanieamare Where in Star Wars is it prescribed to bottle up your feelings?
I think the only thing that would save it, is if it ends with obi-one waking from a bad dream, hot and sweaty.
Then says, I knew those death sticks where a mistake, I need to go home and rethink my life.
lmao a young Junkie obi wan close to washing out of his padawan training would actually be a fun premise
This is how they actually should mitigate this utter disaster, they would gain back the support of the fans
Like he was in transpooting 😂
Sol mistakes Mae for Osha, Aneseya tries to get Mae to safety as her partner prepares to apparently fight Torbin, Sol sees 'Osha' (Mae) begin to vaporize before his eyes apparently caused by Anaseya and tries to put a stop to it for what he perceives as 'protecting Osha', Sol has seen on multiple occasions the Witches using what they know in an offensive way (Anaseya knocking the twins to the ground, Anaseya mindraping Torbin), Sol kills Anaseya.
...about the only real crime here is that Sol can't seem to tell the difference between Osha and Mae. :/
I knew it wasn’t gonna be good but damn I didn’t expect a repeat of episode 3. I was still lost at how all of the witches died so thanks for explaining that they died because of bad writing, I mean the severed connection to the Wookie.
I hated this episode but I also came out of it thinking the Jedi where more a victim then a villain. The scene where the zabrac told mai to get angry has to be the single worst thing I’ve ever seen on screen
The year is 1999
Leslye Headland has just been stood up by her crush as a young college freshman and drowns her sorrows in a tub of butter-slathered popcorn while she sits through The Phantom Menace in the theater..... alone.
As she watches a young Anakin win the Boonta Eve Classic while Obi-Wan and Qui Gon Jin dodge sea creatures and work together to eliminate the insidious Darth Maul the grief-stricken hopeless romantic thinks to herself....
"Screw you Anakin... you think you're so great with that oversized helmet. And as for you Obi-Wanna be cool and Qui going going Gon... I dont need you man-splaining things to me while doing awesome sh1t and taking out a Sith Lord.
Maybe if you weren't such a lame movie my crush would have shown up... we were meant to be together dammit!
Its all your fault Star Wars.... mark my words... one day I'll have my revenge.
I'll show you..... I'll show you all"
nice origin story later she she got two Sith Lords to mentor her HW and KK.
Your story has better writing than this dumpster fire
@@jmrggrmj9330
The year is 1980
A spry 27 year old Kathleen Kennedy can't get enough of Harrison Ford's freewheeling portrayal of the intergalactic bad@ss known as Han Solo.
Sure she's too old to have posters of the only man to complete the Kessel run in just over 12 parsecs lining her bedroom walls but who cares... this girl is smitten and she doesn't give a crap who knows it.
In her zealous quest to make the man who steals the screen in every scene hers and hers alone, she attends every event the devilishly handsome Harrison is scheduled to attend.
With a longing desperation in her voice, she cries out "Harrison!! Harrison!! HAN!!" as he walks by, unaware of the cries that ring out from his long lost love.
She always tells herself it'll happen eventually... soon enough he will heed the call and once they lock eyes he won't have any other choice but to fall in love on the spot and wisk her off her feet.
And sure it enough that moment came at the next event... as she cried out with the passion and fury that only true love could muster, he stopped his gait to find the source of that longing siren.
His eyes connected with hers.. and in that moment Kathleen said the only words that came to mind...
"Han!! I love you"!
Mr Ford looked a bit flattered but mostly confused, and could only reply with a simple...
"I DONT know"
And in that moment her world came crashing down... as she watched the love she yearned for walk away into the distance.. she told herself one thing.
"Screw you Han Solo... you'll regret the moment you passed on this opportunity. I'll see to it you get yours.. you can bet your last Galactic Credit on that"
@@marden3761 you'll love the KK backstory 😎😉
Stealing this
So why did Torben kill himself with the poisn? I don't understand. Was he still feeling home sick after all those years? The show isn't giving us a reasonable explanation for why he accepted death. And is the big whole good for? Is that where all the money went missing?
You guys wanna laugh? This show has the same budget as house of the dragon...
Someone at Disney is clearly stealing some money
I keep saying, from the get go, that this show was only produced to launder money. That's why it's so bad.
It cost more than HotD
The sad thing is it's actually higher
Intimacy and gender consultants seem to be very expensive nowadays
don't forget, the girls spent a good 30 seconds just shouting their names at each other wen they are only a number of feet from each other, fantastic dialogue
Yep lol and they have force power too and didn't use any of it. They just froze there waiting for the platforms to collapse.
She set the book on fire and dropped it. How could she know the stones were coated with gasoline?
I want to point out 2 things you got wrong. There's 3, but I can't recall the third one. I don't feel like watching the whole video again to find it.
1. The council did not say leave the kids alone and come back. They said leave the kids alone and keep doing you job. you can't come back yet. Not sure how you got that mixed up.
2. Mother Koril is an Iridonian Zabrak, not a Dathomirian Zabrak. Dathomir Doesn't have female Zabraks. The Dathomir witches, at least historically, are a cross breed between (Male) Zabraks and human witches. The witches took Zabraks from Iridonia (Iridonians), took them to their home on Dathomir, and made babies. The females became night sisters, and the males became Dathomir Zabraks. Dathomir doesn't nor has it ever had Female Zabraks.
I said historically because the Ahsoka show told us the witches came from another galaxy and simply set up on Dathomir, retconning that whole bit of Lore. To be fair it was legends anyway. So now it's just Dathomir Witches mating with male Zabraks and somehow not making cross breeds. IDK. I don't think they thought it out when they wrote that show. It's not like Human witches came from that galaxy, they were already "Dathomir Witches" in terms of the species. They could have simply Made them Human witches like Elsbeth, but they didn't think about it. Wasn't much reason to change that lore. Kinda messes up the Rakatan Lore. The genetically engineered different species to create Zabraks and tweileks from humans. It's the reason why they can all mate. Now there's no Lore reason why The witches can mate with Zabraks. I guess just because. That change only made more issues that it solved. Still enjoyed the show though.
As for this show, I genuinely had the exact same thought as you. I just watched episode 7 before watching this video. I was thinking I'd much rather watch the sequels, last Jedi specifically, than this show. I'd openly accept the sequels and Rey as is if this show was tossed in the garbage. The sequels didn't obliterate existing canon. Not to this extent anyway.
Dex saying, "...how big your pocketbook is, ha ha ha..." I took as reference to how deep your pocket is, i.e., MONEY.
That was the way it was meant to come off. Theory being so sexually repressed mistook it to mean Dooku and Sifo-Dyas paid for the clones with something other than money.
Theory is just a sweet summer child 😇
He didnt mean the actual phrase he meant the WAY Dex said it, cuz that was super sensual lmao
He said the "closest", not that it was an actual sexual reference. The delivery could sound like innuendo if you stretched it.
Funny enough, "wallet" in norwegian is "lommebok" which directky translates as "pocketbook" (lomme = pocket and bok = book)
Sol somehow stabbing Aniseya when shes in a gas like state is still confusing me.
Also I like how this episode confirmed that it was all the Witches and Mae's fault when the episode was suppose to show the sins of the Jedi. Koril started to attack which caused Torbin to ignite his lightsaber. Its all their fault and all because Aniseya wanted to insult the Jedi.
Also remember TORBIN took his own life because of what happened in this episode yet here he couldn't care less about the witches, he was eager to have them gone.
I refuse to believe Master Indara somehow killed all the witches at once, it makes no sense. I want to believe that she just knocked them out which would mean that Mae really did kill all the witches when she caused that fire because this episode has done nothing to answer the questions they were building up. So many people were saying that the Jedi did something so heinous and that Mae wasn't Mae but it really was all Mae.
I will say tho in the episode the council actually didnt tell them to come home. Torbin asked if they'll let them go home and Indara responded with no.
Anyways all the signs point to Darth Tenebrous making an appearance. If he does show up then that just might be the only real cool thing the show has ever done.
Thank Yaddle someone else pointed this out, Please read my other comments if you have time to find em. I think they shouldn't have been there, that was the point. If Torbbin hadnt ran off perhapse the Wookiee Jedi wouldnt be potentially partially possessed, because i agree those witches died suddenly, maybe they are still lingering. Torbbin realized, it seems, that if he hadnt went with his rash desire to go home, to defy the orders of the council, try to defy the will of the force.....Wh do Jedi allow slavery in some instances and attempt to defy it in others? I dont know but i feel this show has potentiall opened more avenues than its closed, not to say its great but yea, Very rationale comment, help Theory he needs help.
One correction at 5:50. The council denied their request to train Osha, but did not allow them to come home 20:55. Which makes even less sense. They said they’ve interfered too much already, but want them to continue their search for a Vergence that can create life where none should exist. Like in a group of 50 women having 2children, but no males.
I started dying laughing when I saw the female Zabrak with features of a male Zabrak. It’s like they literally did no research on what a female Zabrak looks like. 😂
what features?
@@ChewliusCheeser horns, female zabraks look completely different and nothing like that of Darth Maul.
@@ojsimpson4864 uhm, maybe you should do some research?
@@szempet14 you ever seen a nightsister? The society is split between the males who are much more muscular, with face tattoos and horns, and the females are pale, dark eyed witches. They literally look nothing alike.
The Farce Is Strong In This One.
In a galaxy far far away, a bold story is told, and The Acolytes absurdity unfolds,
Flashbacks flicker through a hyperspace's glare, a WTF tale beyond compare.
A wookie with metal detector? Thats shit, Scanning lifeless planets for treasures that fit, Yet life blooms there, against all known odds, Gardeners tend flora as if they were gods.
Lesbian witches whispering secrets untold, Colleagues turned foes, their stories unfold, An emotional master, his heart in a storm, A homesick padawan, dreams of being home nice and warm,
Mass psychic murders, a tragic ballet, In a diverse cosmos where the Force is gay, Like a cheap lightsabers' diminishing glow, This saga spews out, in a vomitous flow.
So let's raise our glasses to this trainwreck in space, Where lgbtqia+ and broken lore find a place, To The Acolyte’s absurd design, Where the Force weaves tales, far from sublime.
Masterpiece! Bravo sir
I’m sick of seeing that main actress showing up on shows saying everyone is racist and don’t like the show because of diverse casting… not the fact the show insults everything George’s Star Wars..
You guys literally went up in arms and started crying "woke" as soon as the TRAILER dropped. Stop gaslighting and admit it's the casting diversity
Despite sending the worst Jedi who ever Jedied (lying in general/being deceitful, being emotional and/or emotionally driven, harboring attachments, and being covetous), they still manage to save a young girl's life from a formerly abandoned mining facility on fire (that the Jedi didn't even start) while dispatching a formerly hunted and exiled Dark Force coven of space witches despite the High Council's unwillingness to act. So, the moral of the story is that you can have complete faith in the Jedi since even the worst they have to offer will still end up doing the right thing!
Guess the good guys are...still the good guys - who knew? RIP - Jedi Master Torbin.
"I just wanted to go home. I thought I was doing the right thing." *downs poison and dies from stupidity*
That pop song at the end had me laughing so bad I fell of my bed💀💀💀
Ong I was like what tf is this shiiiiiiit
It’s even more funny the week this ep came out the gladiator 2 trailer came out with rap song like huh to a historical film
I cannot believe they did that like how do they not understand how important music/ composition is to the Star Wars universe
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That block from Torbin of Kalnacca was one of the worst things I’ve ever seen in all of media, not just Disney Star Wars. It makes literally no sense. You can’t possibly hold a blade steady like that from even a mild force pushing against it, let alone a massive wookie bringing an insanely hard strike down on you. Torbin would have to have the strength of Superman in order to maintain that block. This series is just straight up unwatchable
I can think of a reason why that block might be possible, but it's still just as bad. It's a lightsaber, and the blade is entirely made of light, isn't it? Like plasma or something? So it should be very low weight, the density of highly condensed light, and thus carry very low kinetic force. But then, why would the Wookie make such a move that is only meant to maximize kinetic force?
@@Vunderbread the blade is lightweight, but the hilt is heavy and also the transfer of energy from a blow especially from a Wookie would be very high. If you were holding a twig and the mountain from GoT swing full force another twig at you it wouldn’t matter the weight, you wouldn’t be able to block his blow perfectly like that. Using the force is really the only possible explanation because true lightsaber duels as explained in cannon are so rapid and fast paced, as well as powerful, that you are essentially allowing the force to guide the combat. So maybe because the wookie is “possessed” Torbin can use the force to a more powerful extent but it’s a very weak explanation that’s very esoteric in the lore that you wouldn’t just casually throw in a scene like that. Especially these writers.
@@Vunderbread Luke beat down Vader before cutting off his hand, so there is some precedence for the blades having quite a bit of inferred mass
As far as I can tell that whole sequence beforehand was demonstrating the mismatch in strength between the wookiee and the two humans, absolutely bizarre they would decide to then do that.
You do realize that you are debating the logic of things that can be done with lightsabers and the force...both things that have no basis in physics and could be whatever the write wants.
It’s so sad. Lucasfilm blames the fans for a terrible show. I don’t know how many saw the recent Screen Rant article saying SW fans used bots to lower the shows fan rating. With writing this bad who needs bots.
So, is the Jedi code still canon?
"There is no emotion; there is peace. There is no ignorance; there is knowledge. There is no passion; there is serenity. There is no chaos; there is harmony. There is no death; there is the Force".
Could anyone correct me if I’m wrong but it appears as though every tenant was broken throughout this series by these Jedi.
i think the worst part of the episode was, that we stil dont know how Mae survived, witch means it is likely, that we will have another flashback to that episode...
After episode 7, Acolyte is single handedly the worst piece of written media I have ever seen.
I still don't understand how can Disney make peak star wars like Andor and Rogue One and then The Acolyte...
Just wait, episode 8 will be worse. 😂😂😂
Eh
Then stop watching it
@@lastshadow8680exactly what I keep telling these people 😭
The story they go with is Mae started the fire and the witches died. Episode 1 "there was no sister in her file" HUH?? So the jedi lied with their story to the high council who then also did cover ups on Oshas file. Like wtf are the writers doing.
Actually the council was NOT gonna let them come home. They had to stay there to keep looking for the "vergence". Once King Tommen realized the girls were the "vergence".....
"Will they let us come home at least" - "no". I don't think the Jedi said come home unless I'm missing something. I can't find it, but basically everything else sucks yes.. well, except for Torbin's saber skills - that was awesome.
well if they were told not to interfere with the only reason they were on the planet to begin with, why would they be forced to stay?
Thank you, you are 100% correct. I don’t like this show, but theory got this wrong in the video. Jedi council told them even though not to interfere with witches they needed to stay and keep scouting the planet.
I was thinking the same thing! They said they CANT take the twins and CANT come home…that’s why Torbin kidnapped them
Idc what anyone says. Having Star Wars anything end in modern pop music is just…no. So disgusting.
I doubt anyone will be disagreeing with you 😭
I haven't watched this episode so I didn't know that until I read these comments, can't believe they actually did a Netflix in a *STAR WARS* series 🤣💥...
I thought it was great. It's time to let go of how it's always been done and try something new.
Embrace the new era
Enjoy the pile of 💩 you're eating from Disney Star Wars.
I'm reasonably sure that Leslie Headbutt is trying to have the Jedi represent patriarchy, and then paint them in the most pathetic, untrustworthy and unflattering way. Her subtle message smacks on the nose like swung two-by-four. KK & LH should be run out of Disney by an angry mob holding pitchforks and torches.
I’m wondering if Sol will fall to the dark side. His want for a disciple echoes Maul’s want for Ezra to be his disciple. In other episodes, Sol gets dangerously close to falling into his darker emotions.
One mistake in this video:
The jedi order does not tell them to come home. They tell them to not interfere with the witches, but to stay posted on the planet.
I said the same thing I was pretty sure they didn’t get told to come home.
Came here to say this.
They did get told to come home by the council
@KIDSTATIIC no, in the scene at night, just before torbin drives off to kidnap the kids, indara tells them that they won't allow them to take the kids to coruscant and that they're meddling too much with the witches already. Torbin asks, will they at least allow us to come home? And indara says "no."
Time stamp in the episode is about 20:45
@@KIDSTATIIC No, they did not.
The exact exchange is:
Indara: "They say that we have interfered too much already."
Torbin: "Will they let us come home, at least?"
Indara: "No."
.....
the subject then shifts into Sol and Indara arguing about Osha, followed by the discussion of the Midichlorian count and introduction of "symbionts".
A story based around the jedi fucking up could have been interesting, but not this…
Im not opposed to a story about a certain group of Jedi fucking up a mission, having to report that fuck up to the council and then having to deal with the repercussions down the line. But what the hell even is this show? What importance do these girls even have? One is constantly flip flopping and has no real motivation and the other is just a cry baby who failed being a jedi and all of it is culminating into what exactly? We were better off getting a revenge plot by Qmir and who created a dark offshoot of sith like the Brotherhood of Darkness of some shit. That would be way more dope than this travesty
Hell, the entire Prequel series was about the Jedi fucking up and having to pay the ultimate price with the destruction of the order. So the flawed Jedi thing has already been done. The Acolyte is just Headlund's fanfic / self therapy for whatever has made her such a damaged person. It bears no resemblance to the real Star Wars universe.
Sure you could have the odd Jedi who makes impulsive decisions, ignores orders, and gets things so wrong that they cause a major fuckup. But those Jedi don't become Masters. If they did, the Jedi Order would've ceased to exist thousands of years before this crap is supposed to be taking place. What's most galling to me is that we're told these are the Jedi at the height of their power, yet all we've seen is weakness and stupidity from them.
I feel sorry for the good actors who got waylaid into this mess. They deserve better.
Sometimes when something is so bad it becomes funny, not this. This is bad and depressing.
You gotta admit it's a little bit funny 😆
I can't help feeling that comment that their good intentions will destroy every Jedi in the galaxy is referring to Qui-Gon insisting on training Anakin, a "vergence", that ended up in him killing most of the Jedi, so basically blaming Qui-Gon and his "good intentions". That goes against the original idea of George Lucas that it was the "duel of the fates" fight that decided what happened, meaning if Qui-Gon hadn't have been killed Anakins future may have been very different. I hope thats not what they are trying to imply with that statement, but it also wouldn't surprise me
I've said it before and I'll say it again, score plays such a large role in the telling of Star Wars. Leitmotifs, battle scores, and yes, even silence, play an integral role in my memories of the OT and Prequels. Disney seems to have never understood this, and that joke of a end credit "song" is proof
Not star wars but I love when a show is bold enough to end an episode in total silence. It's not a card it can play often and often only once, but it can hit like a hammer. The absence of sound can be unsettling when you know there should be something, anything.
@@Markyparky56 Modern Disney would never do this anymore. Everything HAS to be some kind of like modern zoomer-proof constant flashing, constant sound crap. "Hey what will get the people to talk about this episode as it ends and even watch the credits? How about rap music? That's never been tried in star wars" - the person at Lucasfilm who probably also thought up the neon space mopeds in Boba Fett
The script of this episode feels like it was written by a group of students who needed to work on the project together, but nobody did the work of blending it together and fixing incoherence
that’s what the writing is like the show
Or maybe an old prototype version of ChatGPT.
"The M-count is incredibly large, 21 inches!" - "Why inches??" - "Don't know, but its longer!!!"
Here’s a question. I want to know:
Supposedly Brendock was a barren planet just 100 years ago. However, a virgence in the force could cause all that teaming life to spontaneously erupt on the planet.
As the audience, we know that the virgence in the force are the two twin girls. So life overtook that planet in eight short years.
Here’s the question, why is tattooing still a barren planet nearly 80 years after Anakin is born?
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in cringe and were suddenly silenced, i think something terrible has happened
Mother Aniseya: *turns into a literal smoke demon*
Sol: *stabs her*
Mother Aniseya: *suprised Pikachu face*
Yeah she was suprised the thing everyone in their coven knows is not known by the jedi. She was also in a hurry, considering the jedi and her partner (?) was about to fight all the while Osha was in danger. Understandable why she hurried. And understandable why Sol killed her