Hisoka:"Have you been running track? Good.... I wonder how much muscle you got." Me being a lazy person not leaving my bed, eating snacks and haven't seen the sun in 3 days (because my Windows are covered):" I never ran track though"
I think someone was watching this in the bathroom, and left their phone on accident.... and HANAKO was being nosey!! so tell me you perverted toilet ghost- how did you get here?? @-@
hisoka "tell me what you want" me: idk candy? hisoka: "as long as you beg" me: ......CANDYYYYYy Now NOw giVE mE canDYYyyyYYYYYYyyyyY hisokAaaaAAAAAaaAaAa
Hisoka: A different way to look at me. Me: Oh okay, one sec (getting into a handstand position (almost typed submission instead of position)) Me: ah yes, this view is way different
"I see you've grown in certain places" *Period pain intensifies* "... Where's the X button when I need it" "I wonder how much muscles you've build" "Ooooooh... well yes that too... push ups and..." *dirty mind intensifies* "nope just push ups and sit ups"
As he called me kitten i was legit like : " OhhHHHHh HIsOoooooKaaaaa~" LMAO 👌😂😂 i even did the pose with one hand over my eyes-👀👄👀😂😂💓❤ edit: _my comment is so cringe lmfao-_
No body
Not even Illumi
not even Gon
Not even Silva's wig
Hisoka: oH gOoOoOoOOoon
Im calling lcps (Leorios Child protection services)
oh gonnnnnnn~
illumi is my husband😼✨
@Lil Pasta Salad LAJUSJSJSHS
@@hisokamorow3569 🙂🕶🤏
"It looks like you've grown in other places-"
Me: *I-*
*Sir, that's illegal-*
Exactly
who cares~
Hisoka Morrow I have 911 on speed dial
@@LeviAckerman-hk8im I-
*I care about my well being sir-*
TuT
Dude that’s what I thought-
“It looks like you’ve grown in other places”
Me: **hides my whole body**
*no sir this is illegal I’m the same age as Gon*
Well you still doomed because he does like kids after all👍
I DID THE SAME EXACT THINGGGG
👀 same
T r u e
you shouldn't say that to him.
he will like you even more-
Hisoka: “Are you still running track?”
Me: SOOOO YOUUU THINKKK IM SKINNYYYYYYYYYYYY🤣🤣
Skinny legend BAKGO
yes you aRe, katsuki
nO bby katsuki is ✨T H I C C✨
Braelyn Crumb, DoNt WoRrY aBoUt iT
スベタbakuhoe, 🤭🤭😏~~ thank you~
IS THAT ACTUALLY HIM LIKE IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE HIM-
No, someone is voicing him instead of the actual voice actor
no
It dose doesn’t it
its close but
not perfect
Yes but 40 years older💀
Hisoka talking
Me: *dancing to his theme in the background* 💃💃💃
🙈 Me too.⛹️♂️🤸♂️🤼♂️🧘♂️🕺🕺🕺👯♂️
Same
Insert bakugous Michael Jackson slide
Bro same
@@Instinxx I- WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
“Looks like you’ve grown in certain places”
*slaps stomach* hell yeah
👺PLSSSS
PLEASEEE DHHDJ
POV: Hisoka is actually talking to his Gon body pillow
XD wait you from hiyaku??? Or did i spelled that right???
@@presentmic4950 yeah I'm in haikyuu my name is sugawara
@@gigglygigglygoo69 Damn I did spell that wrong T.T my names hizashi yamada. A teacher from ua high!!!
@@presentmic4950 nice! I'm in the volleyball club I'm the vice captain in krasuno high
@@gigglygigglygoo69 good to hear! You can also call me present mic if you would like! Sorry forgot to add it to other text TwT
**The music starts**
***Fight or Flight kicks in...***
At least I'm not the only one...
It actually is this way
@@romanjustroman92 Loving the username lmfao
@@romanjustroman92 The username lmfaoooo
@@romanjustroman92
Omg the username and I just wheeze
hisoka: "tell me what you want."
me: "i want kfc!"
yagami: **posts hawks vid**
me: **suprised pikachu meme**
woah
Hisoka: "Tell me what you want."
Me: PUSSEH 😏💀
@@checkonthekidstheyreburning hello. My name is Hana
I like your username
Hisoka:Tell me what you want
Me:for u to leave me alone sir-
Hisoka:"Have you been running track? Good.... I wonder how much muscle you got."
Me being a lazy person not leaving my bed, eating snacks and haven't seen the sun in 3 days (because my Windows are covered):" I never ran track though"
fuckin mood LMFAO
WHY RENGOKU IS HERE-💀💀💀
Same
“I’ll do anything for u..”
“SHIIII rlly? Aha..”
“As long as u beg~..”
“Nvm then bruh”
*MOOD*
Yessir 😎
@@xian_lol3834 Deku what in all for one are you doing here!? I'm telling your mom!!
@@muzansfedora Baby im not even here~
@@xian_lol3834 You sure boo! I see you! You aren't hagakure darling!!! I'll get Bakugo!!
hisoka: close your eyes and tell me what you want
me: I WANT TO GO HOME *crying*
its okay alluka , killua is on the way:)
Oh poor baby Alluka ill save you , let me take ur place ;)
@@nneptune2Raww *breathes heavily* o-ok *tears with a smile*
How did you get here-
@@iveszn gon.......
Nobody:
*Hisoka's theme starts playing*
Me: - P A N I C S C R E A M-
I- you're Hisoka doe
I think someone was watching this in the bathroom, and left their phone on accident.... and HANAKO was being nosey!! so tell me you perverted toilet ghost- how did you get here?? @-@
@@Instinxx hanako?n
YOUR PFP
YOUR PROFILE PLEASEEEEEEEEE
Hisoka: tell me what you want
Me: my dad to love me
Hisoka: beg for it
Your username scares me a lot..
💀💀
Hisoka: ”0h! I like it!”
Me: ”You like what”
Hisoka: close your eyes for me
Me: ok but don't try anything funny cause I got the power of god and anime on my side
Yo chill
*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH* 💀
PFFT
You mean GON right?
me: I have the power of God and anime on my side
--pops up AK47 outta no where--
*AAAAHHHHHHHH-*
hisoka "tell me what you want"
me: idk candy?
hisoka: "as long as you beg"
me: ......CANDYYYYYy Now NOw giVE mE canDYYyyyYYYYYYyyyyY hisokAaaaAAAAAaaAaAa
BAGHHHahahahhahahhahOWHEJEHHDF
Any Hisoka ASMR
Me: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we created in the studio today.
😂😂😂😗💅🏻
Me: mom pick me up am scared
Me: in the words of Tamaki Amajki "I wanna go home"
@@user-du2gh1rk3j hahahaha-
😌✌️ same bro
First words : "GoOOOoOONn is mine... do not forget that"
“It looks like you’ve grown in other places”
Sir I literally look like a ball🧍🏽♀️✨
A BALL?!🤣😭
I look like an ant
"Or will you just go on your knee's like the good pet you are~"
Me: *Ahem* UM YES PLEASE
Girl I say the same thing owo
M E
HWKDHJAHAHAHAHAHKEJAHWJKQHJAHAHSHAHHAHAHA THATS ME
Not me and I am not going to beg ether ÙnÚ
**falls to knees cutely** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5:36 BRUH WHY THE HELL WAS HE SNIFFIN MEEEEEE- HE CHECKIN ME OUT FR- LIKE LITERALLY BAHAHAGAGAGAGGHAHAH- 😭💀
gurl- 🌝
LMAO 😭
He is mike from attack on titan 😭😂
he’s the new Biden 😜☝🏼
@@hisokasbitchlol2579 NOOOOO 💀
“Are you still running track?”
Sis I have never once and never will do track because I have ✨asthma✨
Same
SAAAAAME
𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄ಠ_ಠ
Grull yes
the ✨ a s t h m a ✨ hurts ☕️
YES YES YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU DID IT YOU ANSWERED MY LIVE QUESTION AAAHHH YES YES *BUNGEE GUM BUNGEE GUM*
Hisoka you what your own videos??
XxHARLEY QUINNxX I like my voice ;)
@@bokutozz-5317 fair, can't relate, but fair
Jessie King where’s gOnnnnnn??????
XxHARLEY QUINNxX ⭐️👁👅👁💧
EYE- UHM... GO OFF HISOKA I GUESS??
Nejire?! Why are you here? Shouldn’t you be out patrolling or something? owo
JUST WHEN I HEARD THE MUSIC IM LIKE : OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH GOooOooOoOn
People will rember hisoka for oOoOH gon his grave will say oooooh gon
I got here with a QUICKNESSS
Lmoa as soon as this thing popped up I had to WATCH IT!!!!
My brain: Did this person just said "Quickiness"?
Well....
"Especially for a kitten like you.."
There you have it, Hisoka is a confirmed Discord morderator.
I'm scared of him, I trust Dio Brando more than I trust him
You're his W I F E lmao
@@ninaaaaishere Not his only one, unfortunately
That- that is something else..
@@IDK-JBC MSJSJSJJSJS BYE💀
@@abbykadabby6872 it's true, Hisoka really creeps me out
every listener: listens to what hisoka is saying
me: *dancing intensifies to the back round music*
Levi halp :(
@@lightyagami490 what's wrong Armin?
@@Sal-ym7pm he- he- he kissed me :(
@@lightyagami490 wHO?
@@Sal-ym7pm hisoka....
The fact that you can hear his theme song in the background is just amazing
*sipping some tea while scrolling through Instagram*
*sees notifications*
Me: *SPITS TEA OUT*
Hisoka: I need you to submit to me
*chuckles in switch* *"I'm in danger"*
"I've seen you grown in places..."
Me: w h a t-
MY SAME REACTION LMFAO
When I say a screamed-
Sounds just like him tho
Hisoka :ooh you kissed me on the neck instead of my cheeks! ~
Me: I can't reach you I'm short!!! 💢
I'm sorry is this Shoyo Hinata?
@@Canonicallywearsheels >:(!!!!! I'm dating your Satori
@@ssujica no you're not he said "yes" when I asked him "will you marry me" :^
@@Canonicallywearsheels..... Lucky
My 5,6 ass😖😖😢
Hisoka: ~kitten~
Me: sir that it's illegal what you're doing to me
Aizawa would like to know your location
Hisoka is not allowed to call me that only Sebastian can call me that U-U
@@yolandathomas1347 shinso would like to know your location
Sir that✨ illegal ✨ send him to the ranch
JSJS THAT
AHHHH OMG HISOKAAAA NEVER CLICKED THAT FAST LOL😍😂
I love Hisoka, maybe do some.....spicy Hisoka x listener😌😌😏😏
I mean-😉😌💅
i can just go to your house~
@@LeviAckerman-hk8im ✨waT Da FAqK✨
Hisoka Morrow
🤡why🤡did🤡i🤡click🤡this-🤡
No pls don't do that
Ahh nothing like a kiss to myself~
Bungee gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum!
Hi Hisoka! :)
Hi hisoka 😊
HEY HISOKA :D
When he said to kiss him on the cheek I said “I am literally 5’2, I can’t reach. How do you expect me to do that? I feel so short.”
me being 5'1 ;-;
saaaaaaame
Hello fellow short man
Haha- QwQ I'm 5'4
But I, am 4'5 ...
1:46
No, Hisoka, I want YOU to destroy ME--
Right like 😫✋🏻
I can do just that my tasty fruit~
Ok but like.... same...
I love stalking hiso-I mean clowns 😅
@@hisoka1566 my king O-O
@@shadowgalgarian3783 hello there cutie~
Nobody:
Hisokas theme music: 💃🕺come💃and🕺shake🕺your💃body🕺💃baby💃do🕺💃the🕺conga💃🕺💃
*ME SEES NOTIFICATION*
*SEES HISOKA AND SCREAMS CLICKING IT*
*ME SHOOK CUS IT LIGIT SOUNDS LIKE HISOKA*
*FANGIRLS AND SCREECHES*
Wow you're excited
YOUVE BEEN SPOILING USSSS😭
me: *hears him talk for 1 second*
also me: *falls of the chair, dying*
The fact im a kid and im listening to this-
Why did he sound so 🇮🇹 𝕀 𝕋 𝔸 𝕃 𝕀 𝔸 ℕ 🇮🇹
👁👄👁
That's what I'm saying
Hes been watching jojo
Bish i am Italian🇮🇹
I just looked up “is his hisoka Italian” and it said he’s French. 😐
Hisoka: close your eyes and tell me what you want~
Me: I want your other husband please.......
**Hisoka's theme starts to play**
Me : *dancing and listening to Hisoka at the same time*
“specially for a kitten like u. ”
me: nooo. IM 12 OH GOD
Pfft!! I'm 9!! Beat thAt u.u
@@presentmic4950 W O T
Me: being 13 in a month in a half
I'm 11 XD XD XD XD
Hisoka: goon is mine do not forget that.
Hisoka still: you've grown in many places.
Me:bis you looking at my...
And didn't you say that dhdhch
Hisoka: I wonder how much muscle you built
•Looks down at belly
Fat•
Finally someone thinks I’m skinny
NOOOO 😂😂😂
Omg bakugou your skinny!!! 🥺👏🏻
@mina ashido @Katsuki Bakugou why are you guys here?
@@bryparrack5122 umm... Baby l not here 🕴💃
Hello Katsuki !
Me: *watching Netflix and gets RUclips notification*
Also me: *gets excited* hell yeah!! (〃ω〃)
hisoka: how can I get you to submit to me
me: it's actually not that hard 👀👀
I interrupted my online class to listen to this
Plus PLEASE CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE ONE FOR CHROLLO LUCIFER PLEAAASSSWE
YESSS
Yas
"Chin up, Eyes on the prize" but i have to look down to see the prize....
THE HISOKA THEME- I-
FINALLY A HISOKA ASMR SJSKDNXNFKSKEKNXND
The voice acting. . . The voice acting!!! THE VOICE ACTING IS ON POINTTTT!!
“I’ve seen you’ve grown in certain places”
Me: HHHHHHHHHHHHHH SIR I HAVE THE FBI ON MY CONTACTS.
Im back at it again not even hisoka can stop me 🙈💅
ILLUMI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??!
blank blank me? Im just enjoying myself
Did hisoka run off to Y/N again?😑
hmm~
Hisoka Morrow ....why are you here
“Are you still running track”
me: HOW AND TF DO YOU KNOW
Hisoka getting a spanish accent while being french is such a accurate thing.
He isn't french. Just a HC
I love how he started off the video with hisoka's theme and "gon is mine" 🤣
Yall....
I'm late IM LATE FOR HISOKAAA 😭😭😭
Hisoka: *talking*
Me: *just vibing to the background music*
HOW DO YOU SOUND JUST LIKE HISOKA OMFG IM IN LOVE!!!!
Hisoka:what do you want
Me:To fucking die
Hisoka: A different way to look at me.
Me: Oh okay, one sec
(getting into a handstand position (almost typed submission instead of position))
Me: ah yes, this view is way different
"Keep your eyes on the prize..."
No offense, but if he was the prize at the end of a race, I would run backwards.
BWAHAHAHAHBRJRJ HELP
hisoka: especially for a kitten like you
me:sir I'm a minor but... idk do whatever you want you just like fighting
He probably wants something else ._.
@@alastorscrustycumsock274 ik lmao
illumi's youtube history:
i'm a hisoka simp but i laughed so hard for this video😂😂😂
LITERALLY AFTER THE FIRST 5 SECONDS I STARTED SCREAMING-
I RUINED THE 69 LIKES AHHHH IM SORRYYY
How could you ITS HISOKA YOU CANT RUIN THE GREAT 69 !!!!!
@@Kyndall_Marie25 I KNOW IM SORRY THE VIDEO WAS TOO GOOD NOT TO LIKE
kizzy cardona now your comment has 69 likes 😂
@@thisaccisnotactive brooooo
HOW COULD YOU 😦😦😦😦
Hisoka: looks like you have grown in certain places~
Me: sir..
I’m flat
I need more of these Hisoka ASMRs. I'm melting 😍😍😍😍
"It looks like you've grown in some places"
Me: yea my ti-
He does Hisoka so well I wish there was more!!
as soon as he said still running track then i realized i run track i started screaming
No hisoka you can't have gon!
also can someone save me im in hisoka's basement again.
Stop screaming and I might let you out🙄
Hisoka: you kissed my neck
Me: yeah because your fucking tall
Hisoka: “Are you still running track?”
Me: *Looks frantically around my room*
*How did he know?*
Why can't do I always laugh when hisoka starts talking. ;-;
"It looks like you've grown in some places"
Me: AYO ILLUMI COME GET YO MAN'S
illumi: Omg babs STAP simping on miners 😺💢
I can confirm that this is how the average date night with Illumi goes
“Grown in certain places”
“Sir what- I mean-“
“Are you still running track”
“Since when- my asthma could NEVER-“
“Come out-“
“I’m bi, get over it-“
"I see you've grown in certain places"
*Period pain intensifies*
"... Where's the X button when I need it"
"I wonder how much muscles you've build"
"Ooooooh... well yes that too... push ups and..." *dirty mind intensifies* "nope just push ups and sit ups"
Hisoka: *talking*
Me: 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
(Brother is not going to be happy)
Me trying to say some think too hisoka through the screen :I like u bu-
Hisoka:I love you sooooooo much
As soon as he said track I was like umm are you actually talking to me the winner of 6, 5ks
Hisoka: gon is mine and don't forget that
gon: KILL HIM PLEASE *runs to a corner*
me: ok
Hisoka: what...0-0
Hisoka: **breathes**
Me: Law & Order Special Victims Unit
I've been saying BRRRUUUUUHHHHHH the entire time 😆
Hisoka: are you still running track
Me: *actually still running track and still has since high school* *S A L K E R*
As he called me kitten i was legit like : " OhhHHHHh HIsOoooooKaaaaa~" LMAO 👌😂😂 i even did the pose with one hand over my eyes-👀👄👀😂😂💓❤
edit: _my comment is so cringe lmfao-_
I thought he said kid
Hisoka:you look like you want to kill me
Me: scared AF
It looks like you’ve grown in other places-
Me: 👁⭐️👄💧👁 what-
"Sir this is a Wendy's drive thru..."