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So this guy tweeted me asking how to Titan. This is for you, bud.
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2017
- Titan Master Race
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Ive been a titan from the beginning and this guy just explained my daily routine exept my neighbor is a titan so he throws one right back
You just exchange daily hellos in titanese. I'm so proud of you. Now once you upgrade to throwing hammers at each other you'll truly be fluent.
Make that part of your exercise routine.
hunters r the other half of my soul
Brock Siler ME
Then we go full masterwork titan, and drive our cars through the neighbors front door.
"Them bitchs run off of soy" got me dead
Kenan Black and whatever other vegan bullshits out there
"Titans got the short end of the stick"
*Slow turn to camera*
"For now"
By short end thats code for my shoulder charge doesn't one shot kill anymore and as per usual titans get their way.
I mean nah it's not like your supers literally make you invincible or anything
@@MoonGodRher my supers?
they mightve gotten the short stick in pve but they sure didnt for pvp
@@MrKamex lmao even thats a stretch. The only way to do last weeks heroic managire was to have 2 banner shield titans. So titans can chill. Bottom tree striker is great ad clear. Hammers still useful bubble titan still great for beating boss shins. I honestly don't know why they always crying. They are well rounded.
This piece of absolute masterpiece just got recommended to me 3 years later... bless 🙏
i think it's 5 years....
Me too lol
Ahhh Titans, remember in D1 when you popped your hammer and you saw the enemies scatter, ahhh good times
They may not scatter from hammers, but they scatter from these hands
as a warlock in d1 i never ran from a good melee fight. sniper melee master race, lol.
NeoSlyfer I’ve killed titans with my sidearm while they were chucking hammers
When taken king just came out hammer was the best the radius of the blast and the hammers tracked them so good I miss the good old days. :’(
Fuck I still run when I hear hammers
This came up in my recommendeds and holy crap I was not expecting low energy Aztecross. It's the strangest thing.
Same, this was like Gangstacross or something.
Taken Az
Money does a lot to a persons energy :)
The Ron Swanson part gets me everytime 😂😭😂
@@p30jeff57 ... or he just got more experienced as a content creator
I wrap my children in bacon before chucking them at my neighbor , the perk I like about it is they run back for the next round.
Funniest shit EVER!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Mida wielding hunters" remember when mida was still meta?
PTSD INTENSIFIES
I remember when it was meta on D1 ...
still is to me damn it...
@@samsmith7120 oh its still useful, but time to kill is slow compared to some people i run into with a gnawing hunger that melts me in less than half a second.
@@keithrockel410 I know I just got addicted to the map but don't want to run ace lol
My titan guide: is it a thing?
Of course it's a thing idiot!
Fist it vigorously!
Is it still alive?
The Fistening 2: Electric Boogaloo.
pull a valentine and and get your clones to gang up on them
@@Retarded_Ape or just go full star platinum and ora everything to smithereens.
Sir, your video spoke to me on both an emotional and physical level. I'd like to take you out to dinner to red lobster, then take you home and wrap you in bacon and do squats with you.
sorakume21 a little too gay bro... tone it down 😂🤣😂
kIDNEYKid 1999 I'VE HEARD a Titan is never truly a Titan unless some questionable brotherhood bonding happen.
KenB0T just so happens I've heard the same thing my dude
sorakume21 A Titan without giving fucks without giving fucks during squats
Well let’s see... bacon check, tooth brush check, bar of soap check, Amanda Holiday check, ok I’m a true Titan.
i didn’t realize how much aztecross has changed until i started going back and watching his old videos. he was funny at this point too but damn has he grown as a youtuber!
I have a Ron Swanson video in my recommendations, and it’s 20 minuet long.
TITAN INTENSITIES
So basicly,
Me smash head into everything. Me eat lot of meat. Me drink whatever I find.
This pretty much sums up the life of a college student as well.
But since no fucks are given there is no me. Just smash head into everything. Drink anything around. EAT MEAT!!!!!!!!
And fuck carbs. #meatonly1v1
Charles Rayburne a punch literally everything
Learn some proper english grammar and use your FIST to PUNCH everything... Not your head dum dum!
Actually if you've been using your head it might explain the bad grammar xD
I'm a warlock main, but bro this cracked me up you have mad story telling skills.
Better make the switch man, titan master race!!!!!
Caleb E Currently on break from my Hunter Hoodie to play as Titan for a bit. It's true on how it feels they got shafted.
Robert Walters As a warlock who dates a titan, this is 100% accurate. Except he would never throw beverages at an elderly person.
As a titian main, I say u don't use meta, meta use u
I’m a Hunter Main but in D1 I was a Titan main oh the days...
Better steps to become a titan
Step 1:punch
Step 2:continue punching
Step 3: Only stop punching to headbutt
Step 4: ????
Step 5: Your punches transcends space and time and punches everyone past present and future
@@RhapsodicXStyle07 You think you're making a joke, but dunemarchers literally fucking do EXACTLY that -_- I've seen dunemarchers track and chain lightning like 30m away, and also chain through the map/walls.
2017: Titans got short end of the stick
2019: Titans are Now the most OP in PvP
2020: Titans are actually really balanced except for the stupidity that is Antaeus wards
@@ericwingate124 antaeus has been nerfed, congrats
Krome I play titan so I wasn’t complaining in a toxic way it’s just as a titan player I outlast everybody else because I pressed the slide button and it was pretty stupid
2021:Stasis titans are terrifying the crucible.
Whatever year beyond Light is in I have no sense of time: titans are somehow even more OP in PvP than before
I've been a titan main since D1 and GOD DAMN this is ACCURATE
Ive been a titan since D1 and i can attest that this video is 110% factual. Especially the bacon. I found in game bacon is hard to find, but if you equip the voidwall grenade and throw it at a pig...i mean.. warlock.. you get the same result
enishi4ty5 so true, so very true
enishi4ty5 Nah man fuck that grenade. That's a hunter grenade. Suppressor is where it's at.
enishi4ty5 You are my Titan grenade hating buddy now
enishi4ty5 wait, are you saying that you didn't have a warlock or hunter as well during any of D1?
fuvet I had em both but I never used em. (I know that wasn't directed at me but I answered anyway.)
Remember kids: Anybody who calls a Titan a "crayon eater" is definitely a scared crayon eater themselves and are dissatisfied with life with their existence.
#TitansforLife #PUNCHEVERYTHINGINTHEFACE #NoFear
#pancakes
TRU
spoken like a true crayon eater
I keep coming back to this video and it gets better everytime😂
Yea revisited today
i come back to it every time I think about being a titan main lol
why? BECAUSE I’M RON F***ING SWANSON.
man i love parks and rec
Hahaha it's awesome. Gotta love Andy also.
Did you forget to only play on Titan? Them other planets can't possibly compare to the almighty Titan.
I spend my time in Nessus, Titan, and the EDZ. How much time I spend in each grows from left-to-right order. (Those motherfuckin' worms creep the ever living daylights outta me.)
RoboThePanda Fun fact: Titan was actually named after the master race
Ragnar Lothbrok _ I don’t see no orb planet #orbmasterrace and don’t you forget it
Who else still comes back to watching this in Season of the Splicer?
So, basically, Titans are Marines, Hunters are Army, and Warlocks are... Coast Guard, or Air Force or some shit.
Got it.
Air Force cuz they fly planes
titans are pencil pushing pussies!!
Mantitude hunters are navy seals
Wrong...how can we push pencils when they all say we eat crayons. Maybe we push crayons. Push them right down people's throats.
Hunters are 6 years old on a trampoline and titans are crayon eaters... THAT’S WHY WE DON’T NEED A WEAPON, WE SPIT CRAYONS OUT OF OUR MOUTH!
"Titan is a lifestyle, not a game, not a character"
My boi
My lady of the night is bacon
TheGamingGeek gotta wrap bacon around her
Who is still watching this in 2020🔥🔥🔥🔥
I love this guy, he’s hilarious 🤣🤣😩😩
@@aka_says2384 me too
Me
Get this video to 1 million
I miss the old non-family-friendly Cross so much.. but yeah, he has to pay the bills and youtube is a capitalist bitch so i guess his newer no-swear vids are ok
"Titans are alcoholics" Approved.
Who saved the Last City? Zavala. What is Zavala? A Titan.
Matthew K cayde is better. MUCH BETTER
Tbnr Blizzard no. Cayde is sarcastic. The guy you wanna take to a party. Zavala is a titan. The guy you wanna take to WAR. When the Tower decides to throw an Easter egg hunt, I'll look for Cayde to organize it, okay?
Zavala would decline your invitation to war to sit up in his cozy tower, cayde on the others hand (there is proof in destiny 1) is eager to get it of the tower and fight.
Also sarcasm is a personality trate and titan is a class, they aren't comparable
No matter what this guy says titan isn't a mindset, it's just a class.
I main Titan and not one fucking fact in this video is wrong thumbs up bro👍
Cyrax Replayz The Last ten times I played Destiny alcohol was involved
Cyrax Replayz Titans the bitches who build walls for the sake of it and you know how mant fucks are given? None because we're fucking titans
Cyrax Replayz especially giving absolutely no fucks you are a tank
Yes it is play titan and I'm vegan cuz to get rabbit hair careful this is graphic the shove metal rods up there butts and charge it with electricity to make it the longest
I still come back to this from time to time whenever I need a good laugh. This guide is still relevant to this day.
Most recent comment on here. Bless.
I’m watching this in 2019, and titans are sooooop good in pvp now
Ikr. Its bout time we got some decent shit in d2. It's nice that I can be even more nonchalant in my slaughters.
1 year later
always have been :/
@@Dmacthegoat ? And? Nothings changed dude.
@@p30jeff57 why u pressed over my comment💀 I’m agreeing wit the statement saying it the same a year later
I'm a warlock and I still found this fucking hilarious 😂
indigo_ dodo same but hunter main
Ukiyo Bird same AND main warlock cause i can't stop to love a fucking battlefield sorcerer who Can become palpatine for 15 seconds
I'm a warlock and I found this offensive
Leave you wimpy space magician
indigo_ dodo same
We need another video like this from you
Agreed!
I have excellent news
"Titan's got the short end of the stick"
𝙇𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚-𝙀𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙠
"Somthings off i can feel it"
So recently some said titans are useless. And I just kept remembering: step one *ZERO FUCKS*
Tried giving zero fucks. Was promptly team shot. Conclusion destiny 2 is hard to play aggressive in solo queue
Lmao this comment got me in tears bro
you need more bacon.
SKYWAY 5 when you give zero fucks you have to literally give zero fucks about giving zero fucks it does not just work just thinking about giving zero fucks.. That's the way of the titan.
Yes
Heard the great name of Ron Swanson... immediately smashed that like button.
Ron Heckin Swanson but...then he said Rob white. Unsub
Ron Swanson is one of my lord and saviors along with Lord Chanka
Yes Chanka is a deity
This goes so hard watching it in 2023
REMAKE. VERSION 2.0 WHEN?
We had a speaker for the traveler and i think we found our speaker for the titans😂 every word in this vid is real af, preach it my boi titans for life💯💯💯
the sad thing about this is i dont know if its ironic or not
"Titans are alcoholics", that... that's true.
Shit we need a speaker for the orbs and fast they carry everything without recognition
Also, you did Step 4 twice good shit bud
This is why you warlock bud
4+4 is 8 which is 1 away from 9 there are 3 sides in a triangle so we are left with 3 triangles with 9 sides we now obviously have to consider if this is illuminati which it definitely is don't worry I googled it so now back to the triangles there are 3 which 3 triangles have 9 sides 9 minus 9 is how many fucks I give you bitch ass warlock
Aztecross Gaming get fucking roasted by a war- wait Gamerguy is a warlock? Unsub
iThegamerguy salt ass fuk stfu... Its a comedic video dumb fuk.
+Velups
Yes fellow brother! Follow the codex of badassness.
Step 1:
*ZERO* fucks are to be given. At any moment. In your life.
I know a guy who's as big as Dwayne Johnson and he had the Titan Symbol Tattooed on his chest. 🔥🔥
Remember when we had a race war/massacre and everyone except titans gave up
Whats this a reference to? 🤔
@@Guile_The_Exile Not a reference, guardian games 2020 was a one sided competition with all the classes getting for bragging rights for the year. Bungee handicap the hunters because it was twice as many of them and they won the 1st day but then titans showed up and showed out for the rest of the event. It was glorious
#TitanMasterRace This is the Titan Codex you must adopt.
Ray S. No warlocks are master race #year3maddadorstormcaller
Warlocks are dress wearing pussies. XD #TitanMasterRace
Im a hunter main and i support this video
How to become a hunter:
1. Throw knife
2. If you miss, you're fucked
3. Shoot wildly
4. Profit
Good. *Now become one with us.*
@@zthefirst5660 can confirm, the knife is basically how you can tell noob from pro
@@zthefirst5660 1. Throw knive
2. No matter if you hit or miss you loose because its weak compared to the melees of the others
hunters have the ultimate ability of being dicks in mayhem by just shadowshotting the shit out of everything so nobody can use supers...
im so glad im a hunter main
Getting this recommended to me 5 years later when I'm thinking of making some wacky Titan builds is all the motivation I need
Wow. Yo Aztecross got gangster in this one. Straight up in the beginning. Ctfu🤣 loved it! Titan life here!
I love how every time I watch this video there's a Ron Swanson compilation next.
The thing I find amazing with this video is that there's a video of Ron Swanson moments only second in my recommendeds right now.
It was sixth for me XD
Talks about how titans are the best
*one hit shoulder charge flashbacks intensify*
Man, I thought that I’ve seen every one of your videos till this popped up. I’m dying lol. Keep up the great work!
Been a titan since year one of destiny 1 and titan too in destiny 2 and I can confirm all of these including these fucking hunters that bounce around everywhere like a fucking kangaroo on steroids.
sam davani that’s why I was a hunter
sam davani and we get them kills to
A hunter who isn't jumping like a kangaroo is a dead hunter. Were too squishy to stay on the ground. You must acquire Lightweight on all weapons and max mobility. Don't forget your anime sword that turns you into sanic.
Dom c You are a true titan for commenting that fam.
Step 1: grow facial hair
Step 2: embrace the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
Step 3: make Scumlocks and bunny hunters ashamed of their life choices
Rubben Delgado fuck this i’m a female warlock😈
*Angry nova warp noises*
From now on everyone must call me the "bunny hunter" it strikes fear in even the strongest of man
Yes you make us pay with your easy mode class 🤣🤣🤣 typical titan mains, thinking skill comes from a class made for the normie cas who is bad at the game, so they pick titan because of ease of use. No skill all cheese hunter, warlocks my skilled brothers! I see you all!
*Angry blink shots intensifies*
You just explained how I joined the army.
Long story short, you run at people and press the melee button and when your super is ready, you activate it, run at people and press the melee button
Mained Titan for 5 years now. I Can fully confirm that this is true, except the neighbour part ofcourse😂
Devesh so u wrap ur lady in bacon? 🤔 lol 😂 (I’m a titan main to so it’s cool lol)
Oh the neighbor part is true. Me and a neighbor main titan and we throw pepsi at each other when someone isn't awake. Not the cans, box of cans, with the cans in it.
@@osamatayeb4027 man what a chad
Don't forget how easy titans are to use! Nothing like bein a filthy fukin casual and think you're good at rhe game same time.
Devesh guess you give fucks then
Ive been a titan ever since year one destiny....... I couldnt agree more
Alex Ursu same mah boi
Yeah me too!!
That applies to me as well. Titans are truly the best.
BETA TITIAN D1 !!!!!
You guys all have mental disorders
First watched this when it came out. and as a hunter main at the time, I must say, I was worried. My test levels were low. I was in a bacon shortage. I had no ammo for my cannons. My own wife knew that I was not fulfilling my potential as a man. I have now come back, 2 years later. As a Titan. And all I can say is, thank you!
Ps. I feel an update for this video is needed. To remind everyone that Titan is the master race.
I swear I come back to this every year for a good laugh
This is singularly the best Titan, HELL No, it is the greatest Destiny Video ever.
Greatest thing ever is when RUclips recommends you watch a best of Ron Swanson video after this one
This is one of your best videos. I’ve watched it so many time and makes me laugh every time.
Yo @Aztecross. I watch this almost everyday since last year. This video has me in tears everytime🤣. Can you do an updated version on how to become a titan? Really would love that man! Thnx.
I watched this in 144p, made it even better.
Aiden Jenkins legend.
144p? i didn’t know they made monitors with that little amount of pixels.... hmmm...... i feel sorry for you that all you can watch is minecraft
David Robertson bad joke
I think you're confusing titans with Slavs.
Are all these rules why my titan friends constantly make me last guardian standing? Please titans, give at least a little fuck.
NO!!!!!!!!
NO! No fuck's are to be given! Now rez me you pansy ass Warlock, so I can go do a real man's work!
SageThePlant they obviously aren't Titaning right
SageThePlant I'm with you there lol
2 years later and this is still fucking funny 🤣🤣🤣 Pls Aztecross make an Updated version!
This has got to be one of your most funniest videos I’ve ever seen. Great video!
94k and going strong my dude! ✊🏽
never heard of you before. this was in recommended. earned my subscription. 10/10
Narcissus Fullofhimselfsius Same exact boat
Narcissus Fullofhimselfsius same here
This video right here earned you a subscription a long time ago. I still watch it because it sums up the life of Team Titan.
Honestly the best Destiny 2 Titan description of all time.... I loooooove it! Titan main since D1.
RON SWANSON:
wanna hear a joke?
PEOPLE:
sure
RON SWANSON:
the government of this towns collects and uses our tax dollars effectively.
PEOPLE:
that’s not funny
RON SWANSON:
really? Because I found it hilarious.
BTW I LOVE PARKS AND RECREATION BEST NETFLIX SHOW EVER
VJMPX agreed
Titans are just master chief with a new coat of paint
So? We're just as good as our old man.
Fact
Wrong. Master Chief relies on a powered suit. Titans simply move their muscles. And their armour is heavy enough to shatter concrete with every step.
Truth, exo male titan is basically him, voice and power
Master Chief looks like a titan but is truly a hunter because he relies on weapons and not stupid 1 shot abilities
Step 1 insert crayon in nose. Congratulation you are now a titan, go forth my young titan and smash.
Here when this reached a million. It has been a pleasure watching your content over the years, Aztecross!
How are girl titans like me supposed to get testosterone... I don't wanna be a hairy titan...
MrsRazor66 you'll survive
MrsRazor66 just leave your helmet on
Ever see Brienne of Tarth from GoT? That's how I picture a female Titan.
From the blood of your enemies chaser for your scotch... you don't need a chaser since you are a titan... but you want that blood..
Get your period?
Last step: pick Rhino prime, cast Iron skin, go ham...Oh wait? This is not warframe?
whats the diffrence?
VatDa warframe is free for over 5 years of dlc while destiny 2 is $180
VatDa warframe also has something called REPLAY VALUE
mr. marshmallow $180 my ass
Loki well considering the next dlc is 40-60 plus add the 20+ for the annual pass they are bringing out and yea you're looking at 180 bucks
Why did this video just come up in my feed 😆 your videos have come a long way!
I just rewatched this after five years and it's still solid gold. I don't give a F%#& about the meta... We rock Titan until the end, and we still wrap everything in bacon 🤙
Welcome to the Titanhood brothers and sisters.
Last time I checked, regardless if you're exo, human or awoken. If you play a titan, You're a titan. It should be welcome to the titanhood titans.
titans unite ✊🏽
Ben Drowned wait this is telling us something basic maths the orbs of light United to form the traveler now it’s the titans to form titan which can only mean one thing next DLC there adding *drumrole* Gary the huge space turtle.
This is one of the funniest destiny video i have ever seen. Kinda similar to mtashed, but i love that. Keep up these awesome videos
Guts, glory and the ability to watch your fellow guardians back, that’s how you titan.
Holy shit this is the most I've ever heard him cuss😂😂
TITAN MASTER RACE
Did you listen to the vid? Hunters are beta. Far from ever even being close to manly.
Field Agent Quinn sike hunters are better
bro i main one of those "hopin around mofos" but seriously after this vid i have found myself wanting to "give zero f!*ks".. This is by far my favourite vid of yours keep it up breh
CROSS! You should definitely make an updated version of these for each class! This is awesome. 🤣
Recommended to me 5 years later. Remember when Cross was a Titan main?
Atzecross is the goat #whoatitan
LatinoOnFire 77 can anyone help me with the striker super I usually only get one kill right before dying, any tips to close the distance between me and my
opponent
too funny bro died laughing.
Rip Tide shoulder charge to gain more distance towards them
Yeah bro. You gotta remember the pelvic whoo and to bring it around town until there's nothing left but vaporized blood mist 😂😂😂 but seriously dude, just shoulder charge mid air and then immediately hit the smash button. Covers a lot of distance quick and will most likely get you the kill
Rip Tide ☝
I love this video I explains me perfectly Iv been a Titan from day one of year one cuz TITAN MASTER RACE
>Get Actium War Rig
>Get Sweet Business
>Hold down trigger until sun explodes
Titan smashing its way back to my recommended after all these years
This video made me subscribe... I️ just had too😂
I watch this every time its recommended on my channel lol. Never gets old :)
This video is 2 years old and it still makes me laugh
Insturctions unclear: my dad came back with bacon flavored milk
I'm a Hunter main but I still come back to this video and recommend it to friends who show the slightest interest in Destiny.. The community needs more shit like this!!!!!!! !!
At close quarters a fist is better than any gun.
You'd think the problem with showing up empty-handed to a gunfight would be the bullets. And yes, turning a gunfight into a fistfight is an awful lot of work, tactically speaking, but really I just don't have the patience for all the hiding, and all the fumbling for batteries or flechettes or whatever when it's time to reload, which seems to happen the moment I start to enjoy myself.
Hiding and reloading. Hiding and reloading. Sounds amazing; you all have fun. My fists don't need reloading.
Back to the problem. The problem with fists is hygiene. Paint your armor fist to shoulder in alien ichor, toxic robotic lubricant, and ashes. Now take a good look at yourself. That's the only reason I envy the hiders and the reloaders. They get to stay clean.
Busting out the lore I see.
If you don’t eventually have one of these videos for all classes/subclasses I’m giving up on life
I... Did not expected this to be honest