I Survived 2b2t. This Is How.

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @FitMC
    @FitMC 4 года назад +47050

    Poor Tommy is going to be corrupted. F in the chat boys.

    • @4osz
      @4osz 4 года назад +1007

      Mhhhmmmm Yes

    • @QuackVX
      @QuackVX 4 года назад +512

      F

    • @V01DIORE
      @V01DIORE 4 года назад +396

      F

    • @TomatoTeaB
      @TomatoTeaB 4 года назад +946

      Heleaked the cords.
      Why does this have 95 likes?

    • @jeckatk
      @jeckatk 4 года назад +259

      F also hi fit

  • @justin7142
    @justin7142 4 года назад +5562

    "Since you have more than three subscribers, they'll be hunting you down."
    My guy speaks words of wisdom

  • @tsurra
    @tsurra 4 года назад +5215

    "Oh you're in lava, you're fine"
    ....Never a phrase I expected to hear in minecraft

    • @gusp7293
      @gusp7293 4 года назад +55

      Unless u got fire resistance...

    • @chantylcotejo2496
      @chantylcotejo2496 4 года назад +40

      SAME weather I have fire resistance or not I'm already panicking. Plus there's a wither down there

    • @PsychonautTV
      @PsychonautTV 4 года назад +6

      it's called god apples, lol

    • @-._._._._._.-
      @-._._._._._.- 4 года назад +1

      Psychonaut its the same lol

    • @Nixx1.0
      @Nixx1.0 4 года назад +4

      @@PsychonautTV its the same. also, it's ever called the "god" apple in the game. it's just a term many people use.

  • @anjalighurye
    @anjalighurye 3 года назад +789

    i love how they're so casual about being stuck in lava while 10 withers are shooting at them

    • @nakyum69
      @nakyum69 3 года назад +6

      If it were me, id be panicking 100000%

    • @schlattity
      @schlattity 3 года назад +17

      they've seen some stuff

    • @vqqiu2179
      @vqqiu2179 3 года назад +9

      tbf the lava was not damaging them because of the fire res from enchanted gapples, as long as they ate those consistently the withers won't be able to kill them in time (god apples are just that busted lmao)

    • @Eric12886
      @Eric12886 2 года назад +5

      you get used to it everyone has gapples and unlimited supply of kits

  • @shubby8687
    @shubby8687 4 года назад +5439

    “You have more than 3 subs so they have to hunt you down”
    Seems about right

  • @minhteaa
    @minhteaa 4 года назад +3828

    “Aight, Goujon get on your chestplate.”

    • @aryyyyuh
      @aryyyyuh 4 года назад +9

      soba Ik

    • @newadventures9353
      @newadventures9353 4 года назад +3

      @@aryyyyuh noon

    • @zyansheep
      @zyansheep 4 года назад +32

      *Its Time To Die*

    • @ej3682
      @ej3682 4 года назад +7

      Aight Goujon set your spawn

    • @bold-comedy9232
      @bold-comedy9232 4 года назад +2

      “Aight, Goujon get on your chest plate.”
      -soba

  • @marfromthestars
    @marfromthestars 4 года назад +2395

    "The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"
    FitMC: I raised that boy

  • @slyworlds
    @slyworlds 3 года назад +408

    Tommy innit: I survived 2b2t
    Also Tommy innit: Has two bodyguards, and still dies in normal combat

    • @ceae69
      @ceae69 3 года назад

      wdym normal?

    • @lekevire
      @lekevire 2 года назад +8

      @@ceae69 you dont know 2b2ts combat meta?
      2b2t has a completely diff combat meta. they use end crystals, totems, 32k weapons (formerly), and other random items as advanced pvp.

    • @Wimsksks
      @Wimsksks 2 года назад +1

      Haha

  • @kalajel
    @kalajel 4 года назад +3296

    "Do you see this user?"
    "Yes Tommy."
    "His continued existence offends me."
    "Understood Tommy."

    • @Archxr
      @Archxr 4 года назад +8

      @Yung Fiji Huzzah, A man of quality who owns up to the mistake
      You deserve a like and a view

    • @5spec
      @5spec 4 года назад +1

      @Yung Fiji....

    • @christmasgrinch4017
      @christmasgrinch4017 4 года назад +1

      @Yung Fiji ....

    • @nlolnlol7388
      @nlolnlol7388 4 года назад +1

      @Yung Fiji ....

  • @thepetarv8924
    @thepetarv8924 4 года назад +2378

    *"The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"*
    *FitMC would be proud...*

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 4 года назад +32

      he’d be wiping double the tears

    • @HelloWorldMyNameIsLyra
      @HelloWorldMyNameIsLyra 4 года назад +5

      I was just about to comment that >:(

    • @dtoskar
      @dtoskar 4 года назад +8

      Dylan :l too bad?

    • @Kraumyke
      @Kraumyke 4 года назад +3

      I knew this comment would be here XD

    • @SanelaMehinovic
      @SanelaMehinovic 4 года назад +4

      Handsome squidward?

  • @lumiella
    @lumiella 4 года назад +3069

    "it's cute how you're so excited"

    • @beensoja
      @beensoja 4 года назад +30

      Oh nooooo....

    • @dioenkai
      @dioenkai 4 года назад +132

      He was gay I guess and he had a girl skin, I have my suspicions

    • @LinuxxLin44
      @LinuxxLin44 4 года назад +193

      @@dioenkai I'd still respect him if he was

    • @melo7572
      @melo7572 4 года назад +28

      crunchy chipbag why are you quoting the vid, we watched it too idlot

    • @dioenkai
      @dioenkai 4 года назад +12

      @@melo7572 lmaooo

  • @jackcooper4185
    @jackcooper4185 3 года назад +147

    youtuber: logs in to 2b2t
    everyone: i sense a disturbance in the force

  • @Thatnormalted
    @Thatnormalted 4 года назад +1435

    Unfidelity: My little brother recognises you :D"
    Tommy: *Execute him*
    Bois: *Yes master*
    Unfidelity died

  • @goujon47speedruns
    @goujon47speedruns 4 года назад +15857

    Nobody:
    Me: Just killed TommyInnit, feelin' good

  • @brin6494
    @brin6494 3 года назад +1899

    Tommy: "Yesss. Thank you RUclips, you have just saved my life!"
    Literally a few seconds later: "You have more than 3 subs, so therefore they had to hunt you down."

    • @Theking0fgg
      @Theking0fgg 3 года назад +3

      937 likes, first reply. Nice

    • @brin6494
      @brin6494 3 года назад +3

      tf how did this comment get 941 likes?!??! I was away and I come back and i... i see this...

    • @brin6494
      @brin6494 3 года назад +1

      thanks boys(and girls of course it`s just a phrase ok cool)

    • @sparergamer7079
      @sparergamer7079 3 года назад +1

      @@brin6494 1.1k nice

    • @brin6494
      @brin6494 3 года назад +1

      @@sparergamer7079 wow!

  • @GoldenTV3
    @GoldenTV3 3 года назад +45

    Those kids are like battered war veterans introducing a new recruit to the war.

  • @devynity4507
    @devynity4507 4 года назад +2330

    Guy: do you want me to EXECUTE him?
    Tommy:Yes
    Guy: okay GOUJON put on you chestplate
    This part mwde ma laugh so hard HAHAHA

    • @taammu8208
      @taammu8208 4 года назад +82

      16.45 "Alright lets get him bois" Spoken like a true hitman

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 года назад +11

      @@taammu8208 16:45

    • @PropaneOnTop
      @PropaneOnTop 4 года назад +2

      Im a bit worried though, what if it starts another incursion?

    • @PropaneOnTop
      @PropaneOnTop 4 года назад

      K

    • @deadlyypeanutzz
      @deadlyypeanutzz 4 года назад +5

      For those looking for the timestamp: 8:50

  • @auritro3903
    @auritro3903 4 года назад +2897

    "There's no rules, *no staff* , NOTHING!"
    Housemaster: Are you *SURE* about that?

    • @meskonyolsen6657
      @meskonyolsen6657 4 года назад +138

      The housemaster only appears when you notice lags and install plugins

    • @auritro3903
      @auritro3903 3 года назад +34

      @@meskonyolsen6657 ik, he is still staff, right?

    • @meskonyolsen6657
      @meskonyolsen6657 3 года назад +53

      @@auritro3903 the only

    • @auritro3903
      @auritro3903 3 года назад +11

      @@meskonyolsen6657 yes

    • @ji_imbo
      @ji_imbo 3 года назад +33

      *hausemaster

  • @greelyxpeck
    @greelyxpeck 3 года назад +4367

    those 2 kids were so cool holy shit

    • @superyion
      @superyion 3 года назад +44

      they not they ruined history on the server

    • @minecraftsteve6997
      @minecraftsteve6997 3 года назад +119

      @@superyion how

    • @sussyonii-chan2737
      @sussyonii-chan2737 3 года назад +17

      @@superyion yeah wait how?

    • @superyion
      @superyion 3 года назад +60

      @@sussyonii-chan2737 goujon griefed popbobs 2 illegal end portals

    • @sussyonii-chan2737
      @sussyonii-chan2737 3 года назад +30

      @@superyion oh okay, I don't really know anything about the server

  • @vexl6510
    @vexl6510 3 года назад +328

    I accidentally read "I survived 2021. This is how"
    *and i wonder why*

    • @definitelysafe576
      @definitelysafe576 3 года назад +2

      Uhh YOUR PFP

    • @Your_Local_Raccoon
      @Your_Local_Raccoon 3 года назад +4

      FAM UR PFP-

    • @kmoisgodly7720
      @kmoisgodly7720 3 года назад +1

      @@definitelysafe576 what’s wrong wit it?

    • @parodinzess2781
      @parodinzess2781 3 года назад +2

      hey, ummh, how can i access on the 2b2t server? cause i'm really interested about it. plz answer me.

    • @suager4502
      @suager4502 3 года назад +2

      @@parodinzess2781 the ip is 2b2t.org I think but you need to pay for it

  • @vaza8864
    @vaza8864 4 года назад +3667

    This feels like the dark web of minecraft

    • @r.henryjr.1533
      @r.henryjr.1533 4 года назад +12

      Lol no

    • @ninjacat230
      @ninjacat230 4 года назад +72

      It's more like the 4chan I think

    • @r.henryjr.1533
      @r.henryjr.1533 4 года назад +29

      @@ninjacat230 Well yeah, the reason it got popular in the first place was because of 4chan (Facepunch doesn't count), and it's been heavily influenced by it.

    • @bowvfx7402
      @bowvfx7402 4 года назад +3

      100th like

    • @tchaosinsurgencyvulcan6834
      @tchaosinsurgencyvulcan6834 4 года назад +7

      The Darkside
      Anarchy
      Tommy Assuming Gender

  • @Benji10109
    @Benji10109 3 года назад +1819

    Tommy joining 2b2t is like a 4 year old joining a biker gang

    • @dulcegonzalez8307
      @dulcegonzalez8307 3 года назад +15

      So many likes but not a single comment until now and really true

    • @Ethan-lx1vv
      @Ethan-lx1vv 3 года назад +4

      @@dulcegonzalez8307 So many likes but only two comments until now and really true

    • @PoogleFuzz
      @PoogleFuzz 3 года назад +1

      poggers

    • @mckalahowry956
      @mckalahowry956 3 года назад +1

      true, but Bo2 was wonderful

    • @festry_
      @festry_ 2 года назад +5

      2b2t players are edgy 11 year olds

  • @pandaisaqt_4577
    @pandaisaqt_4577 4 года назад +3442

    Kid: “people are hunting you down”
    Tommy: “ WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE ARE HUNTING ME DOWN”
    Kid: “ you have more than 3 subs”
    LMAOOO

    • @skeppyfan1415
      @skeppyfan1415 4 года назад +50

      Gettin you the 3 with alts.
      Edit: did it :)

    • @GoatKrak
      @GoatKrak 4 года назад +2

      I have 200 oh no

    • @bujitself
      @bujitself 4 года назад

      i have a bit more and everyone dk about me so its not accurate

    • @Rikuu0
      @Rikuu0 4 года назад +1

      Oh no i have 6 sub
      Edit: it's 8 now

    • @skoggington5621
      @skoggington5621 4 года назад

      BABHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @danielpark8988
    @danielpark8988 3 года назад +47

    lmao it's so funny how they execute. "Aight, can you guys execute?" "yeah sure" *casually blows up player*

  • @andrewgaming10
    @andrewgaming10 3 года назад +690

    Tommy: I think we should go to the nether
    Everyone: *Why are you suicidal*

  • @zephramgilson3982
    @zephramgilson3982 4 года назад +593

    "Don't fall off the highway next time"
    "No matter how much you want the content"

  • @Phoebe457
    @Phoebe457 4 года назад +4026

    “It’s so cute how you’re so excited” tommy was complimented by a woman. Achievement got

  • @lukee4432
    @lukee4432 3 года назад +155

    Those kids are gonna be surprised how popular tommy got after the past months

    • @high_ps
      @high_ps 3 года назад +10

      I kinda wonder how are they, and if they are tommyinnit enjoyers

  • @kaskodus8891
    @kaskodus8891 3 года назад +889

    "Do you want us to exeute him?"
    "Aight, get your chestplate on"
    Tommy: Yes my minions, kill, kill!

  • @Lenn_.j1
    @Lenn_.j1 3 года назад +2319

    Hasn't anyone noticed how child friendly Tommy was before meeting Wilbur Soot and QuackityHQ?

    • @marafortune3713
      @marafortune3713 3 года назад +190

      Sure... if you disregard the statues he is placing everywhere...

    • @oldwatermelon
      @oldwatermelon 3 года назад +25

      Kinda

    • @Lenn_.j1
      @Lenn_.j1 3 года назад +21

      Ya'll know what I mean't. 😂

    • @ayanramesh1474
      @ayanramesh1474 3 года назад +18

      What statues? I don’t get it, yeah my sister says he curses a lot so I shouldn’t watch him that much.

    • @Lenn_.j1
      @Lenn_.j1 3 года назад +7

      @@ayanramesh1474 Probs statues of 3?... I donno.

  • @thanoids9270
    @thanoids9270 4 года назад +594

    I feel like sanju and boujon are survivors of an apocalypse, which, they kind of are

  • @trenchkidd1487
    @trenchkidd1487 3 года назад +43

    the tables have turned. tommy is now the oldest and he’s playing with a bunch of hacking 12 yr olds

  • @cheerio1700
    @cheerio1700 3 года назад +2697

    “It’s so cute how you’re so excited 🙂”
    THE MONOTONE VOICE MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

    • @pip3879
      @pip3879 3 года назад +48

      13:38

    • @rin_there
      @rin_there 3 года назад +24

      Anime villains be like:

    • @believer1056
      @believer1056 3 года назад +30

      Why does he sound like drista

    • @redfox1833
      @redfox1833 3 года назад +4

      @@believer1056 oh Hes a boy. Lmao i thought a girl

    • @cloudyskies3676
      @cloudyskies3676 3 года назад +1

      he’s kinda cute :)

  • @voidnerdvs7660
    @voidnerdvs7660 4 года назад +3147

    I feel like you *need* to say “the oldest anarchy server on Minecraft” after saying 2b2t or else you are disrespecting it.

    • @bimaa.s9165
      @bimaa.s9165 3 года назад +11

      He said it tho in the intro

    • @voidnerdvs7660
      @voidnerdvs7660 3 года назад +21

      @@bimaa.s9165 I know I’m mentioning it

    • @bimaa.s9165
      @bimaa.s9165 3 года назад +7

      Ah i get it now, my bad

    • @kyniro.
      @kyniro. 3 года назад +1

      I am the 666th like

    • @itsnotpeter4342
      @itsnotpeter4342 3 года назад +1

      I am the 999th like

  • @yellowguy3390
    @yellowguy3390 4 года назад +13043

    This is what Dream SMP would look like in Technoblade's dreams

    • @onyx7332
      @onyx7332 3 года назад +115

      WAAAAAIT

    • @ancis1327
      @ancis1327 3 года назад +501

      this is what Technoblade SMP would look like

    • @Lorraine.20
      @Lorraine.20 3 года назад +251

      No it would have puppies and cows and villagers being held slavery and potato farms would be everywhere and there would be Technoblade fanarts poster everywhere and-

    • @joelanndevera4186
      @joelanndevera4186 3 года назад +193

      2B2T = B T = T B = TechnoBlade

    • @auntweasel
      @auntweasel 3 года назад +26

      Haha ahahah so true

  • @usa5893
    @usa5893 3 года назад +34

    “ I killed techno” just going to ignore that techno killed him about 4 times in smp earth an countless other times

  • @SableOrpheus
    @SableOrpheus 4 года назад +330

    The joy in Tommy's voice when he said"I FOUND A WOMAN" was insane

    • @suze2093
      @suze2093 3 года назад +28

      and the pure disappointment when the "woman" joined a call

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld 4 года назад +609

    Lets all come together and give the respect to those soldiers that stood by Tommyinnit by assisting him through the badlands of the 2b2t server.

    • @ynntari2775
      @ynntari2775 4 года назад +20

      now they're probably hunted forever by every player after this video

    • @januspedersen1272
      @januspedersen1272 4 года назад +8

      i know the SankuGG dude. i've gone to he is my friend since kindergarden (-: he is a very nice person

  • @Niko-ci8sw
    @Niko-ci8sw 4 года назад +2552

    14:02 "TommyInnit is cute owo"
    This is also the guy who said
    "It's cute when you're so excited"
    S i m p

    • @cyanthewater8991
      @cyanthewater8991 4 года назад +38

      but he isnt a women...? :thinking:
      time to get whoosed

    • @ricescake
      @ricescake 4 года назад +23

      @@cyanthewater8991 he is a multiple of females

    • @cyanthewater8991
      @cyanthewater8991 4 года назад +2

      @@ricescake ahh i see

    • @zombeetaz
      @zombeetaz 4 года назад +79

      @@cyanthewater8991 you're telling me it's not normal to simp for the homies?

    • @ep1k_4
      @ep1k_4 4 года назад +4

      r *I gh* _T_

  • @pixltry1291
    @pixltry1291 3 года назад +18

    Tommy: I’m going to hold a respawn totem
    Also Tommy: takes off totem and puts on shield

  • @carjis
    @carjis 4 года назад +616

    Tommy: “The oldest Anarchy server.”
    FitMC: *heavy breathing*

    • @jaboi9937
      @jaboi9937 4 года назад +7

      I felt like he was Parading fit mc

    • @sluv1988
      @sluv1988 4 года назад +5

      ja boi one comment 301 likes WHTA TYPE OF FRICKING RATIO IS THIS

    • @kaischrank
      @kaischrank 4 года назад +1

      *IN MINECRAFT!!!*

  • @blankedout1862
    @blankedout1862 4 года назад +853

    Tommy: “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”
    Me: HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!

    • @infant_annihiIator
      @infant_annihiIator 4 года назад +10

      LET'S GO BOYS HE DID IT HE SAID IT

    • @sweatbuh
      @sweatbuh 4 года назад

      ya boi stfu

    • @MysticMoon_
      @MysticMoon_ 4 года назад

      WHEN??!!!

    • @bananapants3726
      @bananapants3726 4 года назад +1

      Me after watching fit it’s technically not an anarchy server

    • @limhx-6734
      @limhx-6734 4 года назад

      dayum bro u beat me to it, lmao i was thinking of exactly what u commented

  • @cee_ves
    @cee_ves 3 года назад +3656

    Tommy I’m so proud of you, you’re playing with other kids your age

  • @randomdsmpfan
    @randomdsmpfan 3 года назад +115

    FitMC: Tommy’s gonna get corrupted f in chat boys.
    Tommy: No one can corrupt tommyinnit do not worry fitmc
    Also Tommy: *uses hacks*

  • @derf9003
    @derf9003 4 года назад +1194

    TommyInnit: *Sees a woman*
    Woman: “Get in hole!”
    TommyInnit: *Gets in the hole and dies*

    • @royaltek
      @royaltek 4 года назад +23

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @enesar6797
      @enesar6797 4 года назад +56

      killed by a woman, feeling good

    • @michaelallen1803
      @michaelallen1803 4 года назад +18

      He wasn’t in the hole though! He would’ve easily survived if he was in the hole!

    • @geckoszn
      @geckoszn 4 года назад +23

      Woman: “Get in the hole!”
      Tommy, [unzipping pants]: well if you say so

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 года назад +12

      This is why you don't have unprotected sex smh

  • @tublvers
    @tublvers 3 года назад +1726

    he really just said "its so cute how you get so excited" and tommy just responded "okay, thanks" lmaoo pls-

    • @Nuggie..
      @Nuggie.. 3 года назад +8

      Yeah so?

    • @mjwlol
      @mjwlol 3 года назад +8

      Yeah so?

    • @x251
      @x251 3 года назад +8

      Yeah so?

    • @conormccann64
      @conormccann64 3 года назад +24

      Yeah so? And stop putting a dash after every sentence it’s not funny at all

    • @tublvers
      @tublvers 3 года назад +51

      @@conormccann64 I mean that's your opinion. I know people who find it funny but we all find different things funny :)

  • @Andrew-ir7yf
    @Andrew-ir7yf 4 года назад +614

    "Its been around for like 7 years"
    Wow its older than tommy

    • @psun256
      @psun256 4 года назад +9

      It was released in december 2010.

    • @jeff09_
      @jeff09_ 4 года назад +43

      @@psun256 still older than tommy

    • @vinnieboy3963
      @vinnieboy3963 4 года назад +14

      Just played on an anarchy server older than me, feeling me good.

    • @saltyapplepie1979
      @saltyapplepie1979 4 года назад +12

      @@ki-js8xk it was a joke lol

    • @marmooz
      @marmooz 4 года назад +7

      @デッド how stupid do you have to be to not realise it was a joke

  • @brosky7254
    @brosky7254 2 года назад +11

    Tommy: "I survived 2b2t."
    Also Tommy: *proceeds to die 2 times in the first minutes*

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +452

    Tommy: (Does a 2b2t video)
    FitMC: *It's free real estate*

  • @topmalk
    @topmalk 4 года назад +629

    “Its so cute how you’re so excited”
    “...thanks”

  • @subenrim4639
    @subenrim4639 4 года назад +900

    I love how they literally act like they've been here for literal years, they know every place, and Tommy looks like he's just an average traveller- LOL

    • @theolodger
      @theolodger 4 года назад +23

      its technically true tho...

    • @effyg6991
      @effyg6991 4 года назад

      literally

    • @TheBurningWarrior
      @TheBurningWarrior 4 года назад +2

      But they sound like they haven't been old enough to ride a bike for literal years.

    • @EKIsNotGay
      @EKIsNotGay 4 года назад

      I just ruined the 777.....

    • @theolodger
      @theolodger 4 года назад

      @@EKIsNotGay eh? oh right the likes... okay

  • @mafiu2585
    @mafiu2585 3 года назад +14

    “No, he’s no with us”
    “Do you want us to execute him?”
    “Yes, please”

  • @lin_atlas6046
    @lin_atlas6046 3 года назад +424

    “it’s so cute how you’re so excited”
    HAHAHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA
    it’s like they’re war veterans

  • @lakyn_k
    @lakyn_k 4 года назад +1041

    I haven’t watched yet but I know he won’t survive the whole time

  • @Honaroth
    @Honaroth 4 года назад +653

    I like how the kid was hitting on Tommy for most of the time

    • @lizzie5734
      @lizzie5734 4 года назад +132

      "it's so cute how you're so exicited"
      "Tommy is cute uwu" 💀

    • @axo2574
      @axo2574 4 года назад +38

      Lizzie I mean who wouldn’t

    • @Nakai865
      @Nakai865 4 года назад +10

      @@lizzie5734 i mean....it's true

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 года назад +12

      simping for tommy

    • @Jimgjajg
      @Jimgjajg 4 года назад +1

      Aye bro please tell me ya ain’t dudes saying this😐

  • @aucaau
    @aucaau 3 года назад +16

    * tommyinnit joins 2b2t *
    2b2t players: *flashbacks to the camping rusher*

    • @silver6410
      @silver6410 3 года назад

      BETTER THAN WHEN MR BEAST JOINED THOUGH, EH GUYS?

  • @JimFourOneTwoThree
    @JimFourOneTwoThree 4 года назад +700

    Tommy be like:
    "I survived 2b2t, this is how: *takes op stuff some guy gave him a year ago*

    • @Simon-ch9jf
      @Simon-ch9jf 4 года назад +1

      lool

    • @yoursenseishouyou2267
      @yoursenseishouyou2267 4 года назад

      And still manage not to survive

    • @deaaronfox5
      @deaaronfox5 4 года назад +7

      "op stuff"
      *gold chestplate*

    • @adapach2724
      @adapach2724 4 года назад

      @@deaaronfox5 there is a really good chance the sword used to be a 32k sword before they got rolled back

    • @pyrrhusk
      @pyrrhusk 4 года назад +1

      In 2B2T that stuff is nowhere near op, but I agree with what you meant.

  • @alysonzhang6760
    @alysonzhang6760 4 года назад +236

    Dang I never expected to see the old netherrack block ever again

    • @tangent.arc38618
      @tangent.arc38618 4 года назад +4

      Yeah the new one looks like a preshcool toy imo

  • @TheAstronik
    @TheAstronik 3 года назад +396

    “Goujon, get on your chestplate.” 🤣

  • @christianjordan3046
    @christianjordan3046 3 года назад +5

    I used to think Tommy was so annoying but after watching sky wars and his fude with technoblade, and now the dream smp serve series. Can't get enough now, you got a new subscriber

    • @liligirl9012
      @liligirl9012 2 года назад

      "Most people find me annoying at first-"

  • @spicy._.noodles3330
    @spicy._.noodles3330 4 года назад +326

    this reminds me of those apocalypse movies where the gang shows around the new kid

  • @letwen
    @letwen 4 года назад +449

    Tommy: Couldn't kill the woman.
    Everyone: Something is wrong i can feel it.
    Woman: Turns out to be a guy.

    • @r4y09
      @r4y09 4 года назад

      Sanku Is an boy?

  • @homeslice3366
    @homeslice3366 4 года назад +456

    How to know when someone doesn’t see girls that much: “ITS A WOMEN!”

    • @leniee2125
      @leniee2125 4 года назад +4

      Yeah i remember when i was playing bedwars my teammates where like "you're a girl? you're a girl right?" Something like that 😆

    • @homeslice3366
      @homeslice3366 4 года назад +4

      L Lenn shoulda kept them guessing like “what if I am? I could be a boi” then switch to a boi skin

    • @leniee2125
      @leniee2125 4 года назад +1

      @@homeslice3366 i should have tried that i guess next time.it was funny cause they keep giving me all the iron and gold lmao but the end we did win so It was ok.....

    • @gen_genji3051
      @gen_genji3051 4 года назад +1

      @@leniee2125 YOU'RE A WOMEN!?!? :O

  • @RaccWurst
    @RaccWurst 3 года назад +13

    the moment when tommy dies and he has diamond armor and golden chestplate and other op stuff..

  • @GabiP
    @GabiP 4 года назад +376

    my brain literally cannot process that goujon is my classmate

    • @msmendenilla
      @msmendenilla 4 года назад +34

      what? please make sure to talk to them

    • @GabiP
      @GabiP 4 года назад +36

      @@msmendenilla I am planning to when hes not with his group of friends lol

    • @kaiaros
      @kaiaros 4 года назад +18

      @@GabiP did you talk to him?

    • @Toby-vm5gq
      @Toby-vm5gq 4 года назад +9

      broo did you talk to him?

    • @GabiP
      @GabiP 4 года назад +29

      no i didnt talk to him i was too scared to lmao

  • @LYN_KOUSHI
    @LYN_KOUSHI 3 года назад +516

    Okay but the people who helped tommy are pog-

    • @regenpalkar4385
      @regenpalkar4385 3 года назад +6

      Indeed

    • @apexgoblin
      @apexgoblin 3 года назад

      No they suck

    • @LYN_KOUSHI
      @LYN_KOUSHI 3 года назад +2

      @@apexgoblin okay- :>

    • @sludgecased
      @sludgecased 3 года назад +1

      The reason they said they suck is because goujon destroyed 2b2t history, he griefed an illegal end portal.

    • @apexgoblin
      @apexgoblin 3 года назад +9

      @@sludgecased that is what you do on 2b2t. Players who do not have anarchy experience would obviously hate them because of griefing. I hate them because they were helping tommy, which is not good for an experienced anarchy player.

  • @oldchannel6577
    @oldchannel6577 4 года назад +936

    i love how he immediately trusts anyone who he thinks is a woman jfjdhebd

    • @cloudiluvs
      @cloudiluvs 4 года назад +12

      I love your pfp flag :D

    • @Diskillfr
      @Diskillfr 4 года назад +16

      @@cloudiluvs German flag?

    • @cloudiluvs
      @cloudiluvs 4 года назад +4

      @@Diskillfr its not the german flag but okay.

    • @BadUsernameKing
      @BadUsernameKing 4 года назад

      SIMP lol

    • @Diskillfr
      @Diskillfr 4 года назад +1

      @KadLad ! nazi bi? a even worse threat

  • @josephjamesbantola4508
    @josephjamesbantola4508 3 года назад +4

    tommy if you were to go back on 2b2t once more please don't demolish the road stops, maintaining the highway is difficult

  • @kimlynne4869
    @kimlynne4869 4 года назад +158

    “The oldest Anarchy Server on Minecraft” isn’t even a description for 2b2t anymore. It’s literally a part of its name.

  • @starrybook
    @starrybook 4 года назад +230

    "You have more than 3 subs so therefore you must be hunted."
    Dang wish that worked for musicians

    • @kobedd.d
      @kobedd.d 3 года назад

      well it does!

  • @dcchaos6409
    @dcchaos6409 4 года назад +340

    8:08
    ‘Name a woman you can’t trust’
    *cough* *cough* *katerino*

    • @4kduck947
      @4kduck947 4 года назад +12

      *cough cough* alinity

    • @SamRouns
      @SamRouns 4 года назад

      *cough cough* chara

    • @pugprime3724
      @pugprime3724 4 года назад +2

      cough cough sakura

  • @williammillena3397
    @williammillena3397 3 года назад +3

    Tommy: TF IM BEING HUNTED DOWN
    2b2t Regulars: Eh, Just another Tuesday.

  • @billnye5507
    @billnye5507 4 года назад +90

    "aight Goujon get on your chestplate" freaking hit man

  • @BowieProYT
    @BowieProYT 4 года назад +187

    It’s been around for longer than 7 years: 10 years actually

    • @imBaeron
      @imBaeron 4 года назад +3

      he's still technically right though

    • @luccck
      @luccck 4 года назад +1

      Baron Francis r/technicallythetruth

    • @dereky_y
      @dereky_y 4 года назад

      @@graffice1512 mhm

    • @theredpanda9498
      @theredpanda9498 4 года назад

      @@graffice1512 ,,There's been around for like 7 years" 2:57

    • @pyrrhusk
      @pyrrhusk 4 года назад

      10.5 now

  • @evwadiva2146
    @evwadiva2146 3 года назад +5

    2b2t is honestly like a goddamn myth or legend, like the story of Herobrine or something else lmao

  • @waxmuffin
    @waxmuffin 4 года назад +351

    Damn, tommy is like a mafia boss in this video just ordering these people to execute players.

    • @36Covicts
      @36Covicts 4 года назад +1

      Your channel is dead and so is fpf

    • @finnelli
      @finnelli 4 года назад

      hi slayer guy

    • @WaffleLover-my1hi
      @WaffleLover-my1hi 4 года назад

      hi wax muffin

    • @Rxtrn
      @Rxtrn 4 года назад +11

      @@36Covicts your channel is dead and so is joe mama meme

    • @polarfox_23
      @polarfox_23 4 года назад +1

      Joe Mama is yes that’s mean

  • @royzhao6537
    @royzhao6537 4 года назад +96

    sanku just casually placing down DRAGON EGGS while Tommy and goujon fight

  • @Fandilin
    @Fandilin 3 года назад +342

    Bruh Tommy got carried the whole game
    NewChunks and SankuGG need a back masage after that video

    • @jamhopsey
      @jamhopsey 3 года назад +9

      They were so good

    • @harparos8310
      @harparos8310 3 года назад +2

      Goujon is in the comments

    • @oliviaaclayy
      @oliviaaclayy 3 года назад +1

      @@harparos8310 where?

    • @hadron4834
      @hadron4834 3 года назад +2

      @@oliviaaclayy “Just killed TommyInnit, Feeling good”
      - Goujon

  • @ishallprotectjustiny4813
    @ishallprotectjustiny4813 3 года назад +6

    Nobody: Tommy at 3:30 “ITs A woMeN!!?!????”

  • @sadisyourlife
    @sadisyourlife 4 года назад +87

    i love how he has downloaded like a billion hacked clients and didnt use a single one of them

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 4 года назад +317

    Aight, I'll be waiting for the L'manburg base in 2b2t

    • @marcovalencia146
      @marcovalencia146 4 года назад +5

      It can’t happen the people there are too toxic it would be gone after an hour

    • @confxsedpeach
      @confxsedpeach 4 года назад

      @@marcovalencia146 Not if you build it a couple million blocks from spawn. Thats what I did. (Oh, you want the coords. Sorry cant lmao)

    • @marcovalencia146
      @marcovalencia146 4 года назад

      @@confxsedpeach That's why they wouldn't be able to do it, all it would take is a single shot of the cords and all the griefers will be on their way to destroy it

    • @confxsedpeach
      @confxsedpeach 4 года назад

      @@marcovalencia146 Isn't that... pretty much how THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT works?

  • @berthathebeluga3517
    @berthathebeluga3517 4 года назад +440

    Fun new game to play during quarantine: Take a shot every time tommy says “survive” in this video

    • @banter2143
      @banter2143 4 года назад +20

      You won't survive

    • @tsuwaque
      @tsuwaque 4 года назад +3

      Take a shot every time Tommy dies on 2b2t

    • @felixwarp
      @felixwarp 4 года назад +2

      Does the text count?

    • @Vaguette.
      @Vaguette. 4 года назад +4

      I don't think it's legal for most of his viewers to do that lol

    • @overlordemu7765
      @overlordemu7765 4 года назад +2

      I'm like 14 man

  • @vcrxyz_8317
    @vcrxyz_8317 3 года назад +11

    i love how he leaked his cords and no one trapped it lmao

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 4 года назад +523

    This is like a time traveller ending up in a dystopian future where everybody but him has super evolved to get superpowers and are constantly at war with each other.
    Now Tommy the Lost Time Traveller and his two friends, Woman and The-Guy-Who-Kills-Tommyinit-Later-On, have to take on this world of superpowered humans.
    Kinda epic tbh

  • @theguywhodoes6790
    @theguywhodoes6790 4 года назад +249

    Poor Tommy, he listed his coordinates at the end, he's going to get bullied

  • @flynn5561
    @flynn5561 4 года назад +493

    “The youngest child on an anarchy server in Minecraft”

    • @yeboxxx_channel_2505
      @yeboxxx_channel_2505 4 года назад +1

      Really? *Remember a lot about toxic 7-13 year old hackers and kids

    • @progect3548
      @progect3548 4 года назад +4

      @@yeboxxx_channel_2505 Rusher Fanbase*

    • @yeboxxx_channel_2505
      @yeboxxx_channel_2505 4 года назад

      @@progect3548 I didn't rush it. I know it Becouse I watch FEW videos. When I say FEW, I mean really few videos..

    • @Locked609
      @Locked609 3 года назад

      The youngest child on the oldest anarchy server in mindcraft

  • @jomomma8901
    @jomomma8901 3 года назад +9

    Lol,
    I can’t believe Tommy’s overtaken techno and soon vikk

  • @Ohios_Last_Hope
    @Ohios_Last_Hope 4 года назад +183

    Tommy: Just exposed my cords feeling uneasy

    • @zavox3729
      @zavox3729 4 года назад

      Lmao and the Bedrock I will come very soon :0
      0

    • @lexergaming
      @lexergaming 4 года назад

      oof

    • @sfdgcvysetdrfyhg9283
      @sfdgcvysetdrfyhg9283 4 года назад +1

      Fit would probably protect the place just like etika

  • @kasrru6362
    @kasrru6362 4 года назад +487

    Bruh that kid-
    I've heard his voice before.
    I swear to god

    • @ashington.
      @ashington. 3 года назад +110

      Yes his name is TommyInnit

    • @nikhilhadbe271
      @nikhilhadbe271 3 года назад +10

      @@ashington. haha

    • @beehouse637
      @beehouse637 3 года назад +68

      dude, sonds like Drista or im goin' crazy

    • @JakeOrgen
      @JakeOrgen 3 года назад +2

      Newchunks is pretty dogwater he gets munkeyed all the time on endcrystal

    • @rade_
      @rade_ 3 года назад +3

      Typical white kid accent

  • @pyronapp
    @pyronapp 4 года назад +117

    14:03 "You got it from an e-girl don't worry about it bruh-"

  • @eli5528
    @eli5528 3 года назад +3

    You know it makes a special sort of sense that Tommy used to play on the anarchy server

  • @lin_atlas6046
    @lin_atlas6046 3 года назад +91

    “they were calling me a squeaker, which is fair”

  • @krananas
    @krananas 4 года назад +196

    HE SAID THE LINE!! HE SAID THE LINE!!! "THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER ON EARTH" HE DID IT!!

  • @haikalmi2994
    @haikalmi2994 3 года назад +107

    Now i know why Tommy is so addicted of eating g apple in techno's base

  • @cczo6
    @cczo6 2 года назад +1

    How to survive 2B2T:
    1. Pay for priority
    2. Obtain the gear you already have in your ender chest

  • @rfmspawnkiller603
    @rfmspawnkiller603 4 года назад +123

    "I survived 2b2t"
    Proceeds to die 5 seconds after he logs in
    1:20 to 1:25 :D

  • @milomoffitt
    @milomoffitt 3 года назад +114

    "And he's a really nice guy!"
    tommy what's the name of that sword
    tommy what's it called

    • @georgiaaustin1608
      @georgiaaustin1608 3 года назад +3

      Wait what is it lmao

    • @milomoffitt
      @milomoffitt 3 года назад +7

      @georgia austin i think it’s the n-word or something like that?

  • @idontknow1762
    @idontknow1762 4 года назад +101

    I love how everyone has names for everyone they like know what they’re doing lmao

  • @popsthetinywitch
    @popsthetinywitch 3 года назад +2

    I can't imagine how happy those kids are. They have a book thats signed by someone with over 10mil subs on youtube.

  • @idontcareyo4850
    @idontcareyo4850 4 года назад +85

    tip: you aren't "far out" if you still see highway greif to the neather bottom.
    Edit: Also the chest plate is gold because that was the first "unbreakable armor" but later there was unbreakable diamond but that's all patched now.
    Edit: like 90% of players are guys with girl skins.
    Edit: main reason we hunt big youtubers is they bring new players and then the subreddit is people complaining about the queue but they also made the queue longer
    Edit: always sleep in the bed its funny

    • @shenronteskilisk5691
      @shenronteskilisk5691 4 года назад +2

      wait when you said on edit 3 "we" you hunt also then ?

    • @idontcareyo4850
      @idontcareyo4850 4 года назад +2

      @@shenronteskilisk5691 I didn't hunt tommy I wasn't on, but I have participated in hunts I think they are fun.

    • @CatHelicopter
      @CatHelicopter 4 года назад

      @@idontcareyo4850 Thats so cool

    • @pineowl7558
      @pineowl7558 4 года назад

      Sometimes they cause incursions. We don't want more ever since antvenom

    • @vietphamhung3290
      @vietphamhung3290 4 года назад

      Its fun to kill ytber