TIER LIST: Wrestling's MEAT PLANETS
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- From 'Big' Bronson Reed and Otis to Umaga and Andre The Giant, Ross Tweddell and Tom Campbell rank the planets of meat in wrestling. This is the Tier List of Wrestling's Meat Planets.
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Yes, we know a galaxy is bigger than a solar system…but just go with it! Thank you from the bottom of our meaty, galaxy-sized hearts for watching!
Why didn't you just say meat universe ? Galaxy is much bigger than solar system
If done my sums right thats 18,183lbs , 12,995 stone or 8.2 tonne of meat...seeing as Adam was asking
Translation: "We only noticed our grave mistake after we uploaded the video..."
It’s cool. Thank you for doing this!
Awesome Tier List.
6’7” 250 pound Wade Barrett: “Us little guys”
He’s definitely more than 250. I’m 6”7 and I was 250 with nowhere near the muscle he had
Same energy as an anime protagonist saying: _“I’m just your average high schooler.”_
Falla Bahh- "Us little guys?"
I certainly didn't expect to see *that* cameo. No better man than him for the job! Up the meaty planets 🥩
Barrett and Simon Miller are officially classified as Meat Moons. Still massive, and sometimes bigger than the planets they orbit.😂
The fact that Big Daddy V is top tier automatically makes this tier list amazing. My favorite random, not talked about big guy wrestler
What was list ranking was based on lol Ranking according to their weight or height or how big star they were
MY FAVORITE WRESTLER!
Lol he was so bad, hurt countless guys.
I like how 6'5" probably anywhere from 225-245 lb (16-18 st.) Stu Bennett says he's a little guy.
It's all scale. Stone Cold is 6'2" 250 no small fella and he looks tiny in the ring next to Kane, Taker, Big Show etc. Even guys like The Rock and Lesnar make him look small.
Big E as an honorary entrant should have been the first Meateorite.
Big E has dancing titties, that alone is peak masculinity
"No bread.
No water.
JUST MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!!!!!!!"
~ Booker T
Sounds gay bruh!
One of the best Booker T-isms on NXT
This Channel has offcially peaked
You mean gay.
Otis is just a buff hamster.
Per Adam Pacciti’s request, the TOTAL amount of weight gathered from each meaty individual comes to a whopping
20,612 lbs, or 9.3494459304 tons!!
M E A T 🍖 🥩🍗
Having Mark Henry outside of A Very Meaty Galaxy or Solar System is a take I was not expecting. Random good guy turns hurt his meatiness(looking at the swoggle years) but bro pulled a semi truck on a random episode of Smackdown. That’s too meaty for a half the galaxy.
Mark Henry has 1000% been robbed of his meaty recognition. He's one of the few men to break the ring, THAT is a meaty galaxy achievement!
@@Raccido okay what was the ranking was based on i seriously don't understand because there were different weight guys, height guys and top star to jobber in every tier
He was also the height of manliness, he was called Sexual Chocolate, got laid and fathered a hand.
Mark Henry and Kane should both be in higher tiers
This is probably my favorite Cultaholic video ever
Am I the only one that finds the way Wade Barrett says “girth” extremely satisfying?
Now THIS is the content we never knew we needed. Absolutely lovely stuff.
The Body Positivity List!!! I feel so much better sitting on my couch watching this.
Having mark henry in the middle is criminal. What's more masculine then being the worlds strongest man?
A man that says “I’m sorry”
Let us not forget as well that he impregnated an 86 year old Mae Young! Can one be more manly than that?
Cheex? Cheex? My God! In my ~30 years of pro wrestling fan-hood, I've not once heard of this dude. He'll eventually go down as a lesser-known Giant Haystacks, that guy that you've probably never heard of (Haystacks being from the UK, Cheex being literal ass), and have to find some obscure video online only to absolutely gawk at the friggin' planetary-sized girth. I mean, that man is probably not 6'0, and he's got more ass back there than Andre the Giant. Holy moly! I'm near speechless. Wowsers.
Cultaholic needs an astronomy lesson.
Yeah Vader... He almost deserves his own tier. He is The Most Electrifying Meat in Sports Entertainment, The World's Most Dangerous Meat, The Next Big Meat, The King of Meat Style, Big Poppa Meat, The Alimony Pony, Limousine Ridin', Jet Flyin', Kiss Stealin', Wheelin' Dealin', Son of Meat.... VAAAAADDDDEEERRRRRR!!!!!
I literally was just thinking it’d be nice to see another tier list soon!!!
Did NOT expect to walk away from a Meat Planet Tier List video with a sincere motivational life lesson. 😇
...And then the lads follow it up with Bastion's bat cave. 🤣
just started. This is absurd. According to cultaholic a freaking GALAXY is smaller than a solar system.
Someone needs to contact science and let them know of the update.
Absolutely 💯 agreed
Awesome!
My two absolute favorite presenters in a video about one of my newer favorite topics.
This is going to be a great hour.
😄👍
Bam bam should be whole effing solar system
Lmao @ "Somebody gonna get their wig split" Thank you for that Tom 🤣
2001 Kane is ABSOLUTELY S+ Tier
Big E's voice saying "Big meaty me slappin meat!" will live forever in my brain.
For his early 90s run in WCW, Vader has always been my GOAT. Great to see him getting some serious acknowledgement here.
The description of Giant Gonzalez's groinal area had me weeping with laughter.
My day is made, this is the kind of content you can't find anywhere else on RUclips. Up the Garys!
Matt Morgan
Gorilla Monsoon
Dusty Rhodes
Kona Crush
Just to name a few?
Honoring Big E Langston was a great shot.
If you're including wrestlers outside of WWE then I wish you had included Beer City Bruiser (6'2", 323 lbs) & Brian Milonis (6'4, 340 lbs) collectively known as The Bouncers.
Abdullah: "You should see the other guy!"
The other guy: Is Mick Foley
Y’all forgot the ECW lads! Blue Meanie, Big Dick Dudley, and Big Sal E. deserve their due!
soo cool they got Wade Barrett to do a skit for this channel
It seems being a stud really helps the rating system. Surely Otis should be top tier for pulling Mandy?
I hate to do it but... a galaxy is meatier than a solar system.
They're a little confused, but they've got the spirit!
@@Tobuko When looking for truths in this meativerse, may we all look into the meat of each other’s hearts.
@@Tobuko what's basis the ranking was even based on i don't even got it if it was pure weight basis. Big show, Mark Henry, omos and lot would be in top tier. If it was how big a superstar was many of them shouldn't be at top
💯 percent agreed
Vince McMahon’s favorite tier list……
2001 Kane is peak MEAT
Now THIS is a wrestling tier list
John Tenta would deserve a spot right after Vader. My personal opinion.
These 2 have always had the best chemistry. I miss when they’d do reactions and punishments together
Only half of the Viking Raiders ? Why
Nah Mark Henry deserves Very Meaty Galaxy.
The guy is a legend for big strong wrestlers
The concept of a meat plant is ridiculous and I'm here for it
Cultaholic when you’re on the mark you’re ON THE MARK 😂
Love all the out of the box ideas you do. I hope we can get a Meat Planet Graps one day where Tom sits down with everyone on this tier list do debate who’s the most meaty LMAO
One of the craziest things about this list was learning who ISN'T a meat planet. Like if you'd have asked me to guess off the top of my head, I'd have told you Lance Archer was about 7'2", 400lbs.
This is what the Internet was invented for
9:43 missed opportunity to say "Stupid Sexy Strowman"🤣🤣
Whoever named these tiers is a genius. Meateorite lmao
Great list, I know during most of his prime he was 290, but Batista is the biggest omission. Easily a top 3 meat planet
Best Cultaholic video to date. Well, other than the AI generated Smackdown/Raw episodes
Yayyy tier lists are backkkk
Shoutout to The Big Boss Man for surviving a murder-by-hanging attempt by the Undertaker.
Love how Wade Referred to himself as a little guy. He's 6'7 😂
I'm so glad you mentioned Odyssey Jones. Ever since he got called up in the draft last year I immediately assumed he'd be put in a big meaty man feud with Bronson Reed but it just hasn't happened. In fact nothing has happened because they've just done nothing with him. Like, that'd be a perfect spectacle match for Wrestlemania. Hopefully if they do that Big E MEATY Invitational that everyone's been asking for on social media he can be in it.
Bam Bam Bigelow was indeed an ECW World Heavyweight Champion. He won the title from Shane Douglas, and lost it to ... also Shane Douglas. After 45 days.
So maybe a bit forgettable reign, but still the biggest title that this severely under-rewarded legend ever held.
I wonder what could have been done better with BigJohn Stud in the Golden Era. I know Andre hated him so maybe his goose was cooked.
I was shocked at the disrespect shown to Big John Stud. That dude was MASSIVE! Should have been top tier!
Ross caught me having this in the background while I roster shifts :(
Wade is my favourite commentator on the business at the moment
I'm really glad you didn't post this on a Friday because I'M TRYNA HANDLE ALL THIS MEAT
Was hoping for Big Sal but great job loved all the MEAT
I don’t know why Ross’ Hat comment had me dying
🎵 Vince McMahon likes big sweaty men 🎵
Vince McMahon likes big sweaty men 🎵
Vince McMahon likes big sweaty men 🎵
I'm only 5 minutes in and this video is absolutely fuxking hilarious 😂😂😂😂Great job gents!
Tom: "Like Hogan, I'm hiding from the drug police."
There's a joke in there somewhere. Hmm.
Haa!
How did Ross know? I literally put this on and folded laundry while looking in at the different pics that were used.
😄👍
YOU WANT YOUR FIVE STAR MATCHES!
This is top tier content here, fellas. Well done.
I'm surprised Hogan didn't use his creative control here and put himself at the top of the whole effing solar system.
Early 2000s Kane was an absolute unit.
From one 👑to another, Cultaholic bringing all the goods!
i had no idea vinnie jones sings! wonderful :D
you guys forgot the Squad guys(they were generic face painted guys that were in the Royal Rumbles in the 90's)
It's like a Sunday bbq with the boys, thanks for bringing the meat gentlemen.
There really isn’t anything like seeing two massive oiled up meats go at it
since frasier started the nerdy um actually-ing: dwarf planet is the next step down size wise. a moon is defined not by size but by the fact that it orbits a planet. a moon can be bigger than a planet for example ganymede and titan are bigger than mercury.
Barrett is a blessing. I'm afraid he brought us only good news.
Easily one of the best videos ever!
I think they should replace the battle royal at mania and replace it with the meat planet Gauntlet.
10 300lbs beasts. 2 start, fight to a pin or submission, next guy comes out, winner is that years Mr.Meat and he gets to come out at 10 next year
No bread, no water, just MEAT!
I don't know if anyone's posted this but for the bastion booger entry in the US at least if you see a booger in someone's nose you would tell them they have a bat in the cave
To play Devil's Advocate - if you include Goldberg than you can include Obe.
Albert is a Meat Moon but Giant Bernard is a Meat Galaxy
I envy these kind of men. They go through life undisturbed, left alone to their own devices as no sane person will want to mess with them in any shape or form.
6ft6, 247lbs Wade Barrett referring to himself as a 'little guy', ridiculous 😂
Tom and Ross having two different meanings to gravitational pull this whole video
Femi is over 300lbs as far as I remember :D He should be there, and he should be considered a galaxy, at the very least.
A big meaty veiny girthy tier list!
Pacitti is working on his meat planet status.
Someone needs to do what adam asked and calculate all the weight of everyone combined
Thanks Gary MeatPlanet for this video
Tenta was an actual sumo wrestler, so he needs to be above big show.
I would've used the pic of Big Show with abs in solar system. 👍
Okay so if they don't use that opening for the meat mania match at Wrestlemania, I will be sorely disappointed
I wanna see Big E vs Johnny Hungie for the butterfly belt.
I just want to point out that in that photo of earthquake he's like 27
I'm sorry but Kane is NOT a meat planet.
Kane is a big beefy boy, a big big beefy beefy boy. On a tier list of big beefy boys Kane is S, tier but here Kane is definitely a meteorite.
Someone please let Pacitti know that the total combined weight of everyone on the list is 20,605lbs. Which is about the weight of a standard RV. Or Batista’s d……….