If you fight Hans, it's very important to defeat the soldiers he summons during phase 3 first because for each summoned soldier his stats increase by 15%.
Man Hans is such a cool boss. He's by far the most evil character and if you read item descriptions you find out he was actually responsible for corrupting Kevin from well intentioned extremist into paranoid psychotic monster. If you're on the dark route than he actually is terrified of you shortly before you kill him, but on the good route he refuses to accept your mercy and takes his own life. He's such a bastard and really underrated character imo.
For those who may be confused: Vlad the Teacher was actually the 8th boss from the previous title. He reformed when you beat him, and is the only returning boss (aside from Mr. Penguino). It's cool to see him helping the next generation!
I like to think that Vlad the teacher is the kind of tutorial boss that kicks your butt until you learn, but heals you back to full health and offers encouragement to keep going every time you die to him.
"YUO WILL BE OF NEVER ADVENTURER IF YOU THROW WEAK PUNCHES LIKE THAT, GET STRONG, HIT HARDER YUO CAN DO IT!" *Vlad gives you an encouraging flex and pose, your wounds magically heal from the strange magical asmathic muscleman's display*
GET BACK ON YOUR FEET! I SAY WHEN WERE DONE NEO! IF YOU WANT TO AVENGE YOUR BROTHER YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT ME FIRST. *Turns out the final boss is your brother*
Fun fact: you can avoid boss fight by talking to the quiet nerf sniper in several places, before the boss fight: Vlad's training camp, Kembell's kitchen and agent cleaner's car wash. In dialogue menu, you'll need to cheer him up every time he gets fired at his new job, so when he'll become assassin, and get a contract on your head from cardboard mafia, he will fail it, and kill the mafia boss instead. Not only you won't have to fight him, he will become your companion, and a very good one I must say. Although he has a very low hp and very bad in close range, in long range his rifle can stun big enemies and kill light enemies in just 1 shot, so as long as you keep him away from danger, he's one of the best damaging companions in game
If you get his secret weapon unlock durning his side quest, but before you fight Sigma, he will insta kill Sigma The Nuclear Crusader right at the begining of the fight. It does however result in an explosion that destroys both the church and school.
Also, if you play through the dark path, he will actually try to talk you out of your actions through the latter parts of the main story. If you decide to listen to him, you will be brought back to the court of the judges, where you can actually choose a different path option. This is a key component in unlocking the secret boss fight.
@@andregon4366 He seems like the kind of boss that’s extremely fast with seemingly weird patterns but once you figure his attacks out he becomes an absolute blast to fight and refight again and again.
@@bahmot9501 I think he is a boss where you have to dodge a lot. He has the ability to summon weapons. They orbit around him. A halo of staffgrenades crowns him as you look for cover. Like the cylinder of a revolver it rotates as he sends them flying your way one by one.
@@christopherstein2024 Sounds about right. Maybe he can use the orbiting projectiles both offensively and defensively. And defying expectations of the summoner stereotype by being very mobile and fast.
Interesting fact: Patrick The Musician is one of the few meta-bossess in the game, because you can decrease his damage by turning off volume in audio settings. This game have so many secrets inside it!
He was originally meant to be a secret easter egg boss, referencing to the Tuba Kingdom series, but was so loved during the beta-test, that they've decided to write him in the local lore
@@Sodaki-p7f Patrick w/ his secret ability:hack No matter what you wore to protect your ears,Patrick Will hacking to find the weakpoints and after finding and attack the weakpoints: Damage taken increased by 20% Can't hear anything for 3 and a ½ minute
The best thing would be it shifting between all kinds of different genres it could use, too. Fighting game for Vlad, maybe classic rpg or souls-like for Cardboard Major, top-down bullethell for Tryker, etc.. It'd be nuts!
Fun fact: The difficulty of the battle against the Judgment Four is influenced by the player's actions and choices during story mode, the difficulty of the battle will increase with each bad action the player commits (and that's why the battle against them is second hardest on the dark path, only losing to the battle of the final boss of that path, Fred)
In return, Hans is a much easier boss in the dark route as he's terrified of you and gets a 25% debuff in speed and accuracy, making his gun attacks super easy to dodge and you can even get an attack in on him.
@@seroma3516he didn't do anything bad, the reason Fred faces the player at the end of the dark path is because of the terrible things the player did, Fred's battle is about him trying to put an end to the player's atrocities
@@ManUtdBoy13sike,you thought. Hans instead will spawn more soldier than usual (usually 10 but picking dark path will make hans spawn more soldier 15 more than usual)
Strategies for Vlad: He’s very oriented around close-quarters combat, so picking the Lance, Mage or Gunman class as a starter class is the best for his fight. Not many new players can beat Vlad, but the rewards you get are his Gas Mask (+15 stamina, poison resistance and defense) and Steroids (+20 attack and speed but -25 defense and blocking stamina) Strategies for Kembell: Kembell is a very simple boss on paper, but his attacks are very quick and his defense is far greater than most starter bosses. First, break his shield. Most classes can do this with ease excluding support classes. His reflect and blocking abilities make him too strong to face, so the shield being gone is essentially your win condition. His slice attacks, while being one of the fastest for early bosses, can be dodged or blocked easily if you predict the AI. He will drop the shield (Reflect Skill, +15 defense) and a random piece of armor (all +5 defense). Note: Shield is only dropped if it’s at half durability or more when Kembell is killed. Strategies for Tryker: His defense and damage outputs are impressive, but going for his legs with low attacks or Reflecting the missiles back at him will damage him more than just standard attacks. By this point, you’ve obtained some starter magic, but the best for this fight is Smokescreen. While basically useless outside of stealth missions, Tryker is unable to lock on to you with missiles if you use Smokescreen. Your best bet is to cast the spell, crouch, and slowly bash his kneecaps in. Your rewards will be Cardium Alloy Scraps (Materials for Cardium Mail armor, each piece giving a +10 defense with a set bonus of Cardium Wall skill, nullifying at least 3 hits before breaking.) and Tank Barrel (First boss drop that can be used as a weapon. Casts low-level explosion magic, most are useless except for Sky Brigade and Exterminate) Strategies for Agent Cleaner: If you beat Vlad, you NEED this helmet to survive. The most useful spell at this level would be Cure, which can be found in the room right before this fight, hidden behind a fake wall. His spray attacks and potions have a lot of range, so stay behind or to the side of him at all times. His grab is pretty fast, so watch out for that by turning up your volume due to his muffled voice. He makes a fairly subtle quip (Doctor’s orders! or Hold still!) His second phase makes him rip off his mask in rage and spreads poison all over the arena. At that point, it’s a matter of how fast you can kill him before the poison gets you. He drops his Spray Gun (Happy Gas skill, procs poison on normal attacks) and his HAZMAT Suit (50% chance to nullify poison damage when taken, +17 defense overall) Strategies for Nerf Sniper: This boss fight is unique, as you’re chasing him the whole fight, and instead of an arena, you’re following his tracks through a forest. Oh, and he’s trying to kill you via headshot from a tree. His shots pack a MASSIVE punch. Being a firearm, his railgun can pierce half of your armor defense bonus, so listen for a soft whirring sound followed by a red line pointing at your head. A good strategy is to use the 3 AoE skills you can find at this point. Crystallize, Concentrated Stormfall, and Wild Spin are best for hitting the Nerf Sniper out of his tree. When he falls, he’ll be stunned. Proceed to damage him like this in a cycle until he fires an unavoidable blast from the air. This is the start of his second phase, when he starts using multiple weapons (knives, bear traps, trip wires, etc.) to damage or stun you. When you finally kill him, you get his Customized Railgun (one of the first firearms you can obtain that’s actually useful, drawback of slow reload) and Survival Kit (Skill, heals for 500 HP, passive stamina regen, and buffs speed. Buffs last for 30s each.) Note: Smokescreen is currently bugged in this fight. Using it won’t prevent the Nerf Sniper from locking on to you until this issue is fixed. EXTRA NOTE: Skipped Daniel because somebody else in the comments did him for me while I was procrastinating this. Thanks! EXTRA EXTRA NOTE: Most of the other guides will be posted as responses in the comment section. If you ask for a guide to a boss, I will gladly answer. Just go in the comments and ask
Strategy for daniel: Daniel's first phase is simple, but nothing to scoff at, because at this point in the game, you haven't gathered much equipment that protects against firearms. So even if his projectiles are easy enough to dodge, they pack a punch when they land. Beyond that it's either a simple gunfight if you're a ranged class, or a fun bullet hell as you try to close the gap and hit him if you're a melee class. The second phase, however, flips the whole fight on its head. He gets suped up on his own supply, and takes the offensive, chasing you around the arena and firing wildly. Again, if you're playing a ranged class, this phase is trivial. Just back step and fire at him. But if you're playing a melee class, a shield is almost required. If you van survive his onslaught, he takes a breather before continuing. This is your moment to strike. Repeat until dead. When you defeat him, you get his twin hand cannons, your first firearm type weapon, and the frenzy tonic, a performance enhancing drug that increases attack and speed, at the cost of health and stamina.
0:00 tutorial 0:28 land of trash 1:02 world of Anime and American 2:06 WW4 3:36 The Judgement Four As your adventure you defeat The Judgment Four Choose your path Neutral path. Dark path. Hero path 4:004:554:29 5:23 the lord of the cones 4:55 Side quest boss 6:47 Cheat code boss 7:16 the 3 Guardians of the law
@@ramamaulana8922you can only kill him you're fast enough to lower his health to 0 before he can eat the schokolade but its not too hard because he stops attacking while eating schokolade, you can repeatedly attack in this short period
Fun fact here: After completing the Hell’s Kitchen side quest, you can go back and sneak into Gordon’s room during service hours at the restaurant. In his room is a diary. It’s within this diary it’s revealed that Kembell the cardboard major was actually trained by Gordon in both swordsmanship and culinary skills. From there you gotta go back to Kembell and ask him to cook for you. He’ll oblige and from there you will unlock the best healing item in the game; Perfect risotto. It heals all your HP and Mana as well as increase all your stats due to how good the food is.
Bonus fact: In an NG+ play through, if you eat the perfect risotto, Kembell will comment on it, decreasing his attack power. It's not much to negate his insane damage, and it's a waste of a healing item, but it's pretty cool that they have details like this.
I heard if you can no hit his guardians and Gordon himself you get the lamb sauce talisman which increases stars by 10% and increases healing item effectiveness, never seen anyone do it due to the insane attack Gordon dishes out
@@Old-Sport-1987 Well there is ANOTHER way but it’s just as impossible to do. You must complete 12 dinner services in a row in Hell’s Kitchen without making a mistake. Reloading after a mistake won’t save you either since after the service, Gordon will call you dishonest and tell you to start the challenge from the beginning.
They are final bosses for different playtroughs i think, for different endings like a good, neutral, and evil ending, also whatever else qualifies for a different ending
@@PersonontheInternet963yeah, sparing them lets you get the secret ending where they team up with you to beat skelestage (secret final boss) I don’t know why that wasn’t covered in this video though?
Reminds me of Majima's summon animation in Yakuza: Like a Dragon. Except its a German soldier naruto running down the wall of the Reichstag building throwing dizens of stick grenades like throwing knives, causing a huge explosion when his superhero landing connects.
:0 He's returned! Hans, buddy, how's it been?? I was busy drinking petrol and diesel all this time, so I had forgotten to help you out with that fun thing of yours in 1939, but don't worry, ima help out the next time you start another cool experiment!
The tactical wizard is one of the most well rounded bosses. His combination of magic, technology and weaponry requires a well rounded playstyle to defeat
It's the easiest boss I've ever fight, tips for you: *"Don't let him prepare his attack, as soon as timer icon appear on top of his hat, spam your best combos immediately, don't ever give him chance, ever"*
Yo what’s the drop chance on his helmet and staff? I’ve heard the helmet highlights weaknesses on all enemies and apparently that specific aspect can be applied as a mod once the helmet is destroyed?
Yeah it’s hard to truly beat him. You can’t exploit him using counter spells due to his technology and you can’t cheese his technology and weaponry with disable attacks due to the magic. You can’t just cheese the fight.
Dialogue for all characters 0:01 so you want to embark on this journey well I beleive your to weak so I want to see your fighting skill 0:16 You,ve taken down vlad and have proven yourself worthy but just to make sure... 0:29 SYSTEMS ONLINE [RECALIBRATING CANNON] REBOOT ANYLISIS COMPLETE, ENEMY RECOGNIZED, COMBAT SYSTEMS... INITIATED 0:50 target acquired preparing to strike, deodorant armed, mission control im coming in 1:02 I AM GODLIKE YOU CANT POSSIBLY DEFEAT ME I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Let me back you up 1:22 "You won't see me, you won't hear me, it's Nerf, or nothing misses!" 1:37 "I studied your tactics, I have the knowledge to defeat you, you chance of victory is unlikely." 2:05 "YOU WILL NOT SURPASS MY NOTES, ALLOW ME TO PLAY YOU A SONG TO YOUR DEMISE!" 2:30 "I have trained for this. You will not succeed against my tactics." 2:45 "By the Will of the gods I SHALL CLEANSE THIS HERESY IN HOLY ATOMIC FIRE!" 3:08 "You will not defeat mein war machine, a thousand disciplined bullets shall eradicate you."
Fred had such a very sad backstory. From how he was treated abusely by his parents when he's still a child, how he was treated like a curse by the society when he was growing up, to how he was forcefully ordered to do labor restelssly in the heat of the noon and many more. But after all those hardships and treatment, he remained composed and kind and prove those people who belittle him that he will be the person they will look up to one day.
Also you need to first take out the eyes he spawns as it gives the a de buff called disappointment it makes your character unconscious for a few seconds allowing Fred to use tears of the holy god which is almost a instant kill without the tryant armor and blade set from the Hell’s Kitchen boss fights and Mr penguino to get the death’s bladed knight combo.
@dejhonnitired6093 you need to get out of his range of attack, that's why in second phase, they punish you for being aggressive by adding in a unblockable attack
Honestly Fred was one of the most heartbreaking characters in the game. In the hero path he's honestly on par with the main character in terms of strength and arguably may be even stronger at times. He's also such a great moral compass, just wanting the best for everyone around him and doing this quest because he believes it is the right thing to do. To disappoint him so harshly in the dark path and confront him at the end to knock him down is so hard even if you haven't played the Hero path yet because his way of life makes him so compelling and he's such a pure guy that you're just crying the entire fight and you want to lose on purpose. 10/10, best RPG character ever made.
I’m telling you, I was not expecting the paranoid doctor to do me dirty and stab Kevin in the neck like that. Killing him in the hero path boss fight was pure dopamine.
It's reflected in the game play as well, with him being able to use your own strengths against you as well as knowing your weaknesses, all built up in the story as you trained together. The ai adaptation is honestly so good it feels like fighting a real friend, selling the games themes even more
I was fuvkin balling my eyes out when I fought him, even before that I had sad premonition's that we were goin to fight em'. I knew this cuz of just how kind and powerful Fred is, he was just a kind & pure guy that you can't get angry at for long and he was just so absolutely powerful (Ex. Him beatin the shit out of 3 gangs at the same time when we first meet him) and honestly for the longest time when I was playin I thought the game was gon' pull a trick and make HIM the savior of The Land of Forgotten Nightmares in the Neutral Chosen and Hero Savior route if we managed to save it. And to see him so harshly disapointed by our dark decisions due to us playing the Dark Villain path is just.... I'm goin to go cry into a corner again if you don't mind md
Fred was a great boss. but if i'm being honest, he can be kind of a pain in the ass to fight. all his attacks do a ton of damage, which shouldn't come as a surprise considering he was introduced by killing Tryker in a single hit, but still! it also doesn't help that there are only two party members for this fight: you and the ultimate gamer. even though the ultimate gamer is incredibly powerful, only having two people in your party means you don't have a lot of room for error.
Gaming resembling archetypes (it gets worse the later you go) Vlad : Zangief Tryker : MG Ray Agent Cleaner : Mr Freeze Drug dealer : Breaker Majima Chris : Jetstream Sam Nerf Sniper : The END Sigma : Paladin Danze Hanz : The Fear judgement 4 : amon borthers Neutral Final boss : MasterCheif + Sephiroth Dark Final Boss : Artorias + Lucifer Hero final boss : Senator Armstrong + handler Walter True Final Boss : Kiryu + Doomslayer + Hisoka + Vergil Gordon : Doomslayer Mr Penguin : anakin + the boss + makoto yuki Law guardians : Garp + aokiji + kizaru
@@fresherewe8064make it literal IRL Protag is a soldier Graduation boss is Vlad On his first mission, shit goes badly south, in the end encounter trykey.. Blow his ass up, protag CO blames you for his fuckup, you get demoted to cleanup. Do some cleanups, somebody else screws you over and agent Cleaner is here to teach you a lesson Bleach his ass and now you are pissed off Need weapons, you randomly stumble into cartel territory.. fight your way out.. find drug addict gunman... He nice at first... You say the wrongest possible thing to the man.. Boss fight time... You OD the drugger on his own shit.. he has the high of a lifetime and jizzes himself dead.. Now you are messed up, on the run a rouge Time skip and random encounters in industrial area, you are sniped from afar Nerf sniper boss... You take cover and hide to ambush him, slowly make your way to him, but the only way to him is mined to fuck and exposed as fuck. Take a few hours.. reach the sniper (and jab him at close range) Dude turns out to be one of your (not so friendly, bully's groupie type) You run, cops reach a few hours later. Mercenaries now after you On a trip through a desert, you reach a Oasis.. find nice guy who is there to help you You two wade the desert and are almost at the town.. the nice guy reveals himself a merc but appeals to your honor "A duel to the death" Chris is in front of you.. you cringe him with American gun jutsu. He dies raging like a soy wojack
Most people don’t have enough ammo for it but sigmas weapon does a lot of attak damage so if you have around 6 rounds saved Hans boss fight can be cheesed pretty easily hopefully they don’t nerf
Hans even able to make you (player) scared because of his insane agility giving you -40% morale, making you attack slower or even tried to automatically suicide. Not to mention the fact he is a WW2 veteran Will give you a debuff such as: -well....might give up then (surrender to Hans when you reach 5% health will have a 20% chance to surrender automatically) -oh God......... I'm scared (There's a small chance that your character Will try to stay away and you can't attack making it harder) -goodbye world....... (Your character Will automatically suicide when you have 10% morale left or if Hans spawn a panzer division) -run away (Your character Will run away from Hans resulting immediate mission failed if you didn't came prepared) (5% chance)
His ultimate attack lies in the circle he's making. He could summon from normal artillery, napalm bombardment, missile attacks, tank meteor, or event a whole aircraft carrier crashing down at you! Tank meteor got 50% chance of happening and will automatically kill if you're in the blast range.
There is a secret item called the "shield of david" which can give you 80% resistance from his attacks. It is sold by the jewish merchant. Who only appears near the ruins of auschwitz
Mr Penguino is a true neutral and the most powerful force in existence seeking freedom from his boredom. He tests the players power and if he is beaten a substantial reward
Honestly speaking, Patrick the Musician has some of the best tactical chords I've ever had the honor of dodging. His boom bass sequence was absolutely sick. And his solo during his death sequence brings tears to my eyes every time i finish. 😢 RIP Pat the Musician. Your final somber sung soliloquy will always be remembered. 😊
Same man. Though, i found out you can simply skip the fight. By abusing the speedy boots, grenade launcher, and aiming correctly, you can launch past his boss room. I do suggest you don't try this with a save file with a lot of progress as you can softlock yourself. Also, use juggernaut instead of scout. While yes, scout gives a 50% speed boost, the extra health from juggernaut can help when using rhe grenade launcher, since splash damage. Not sure if they've patchrd the glitch yet.
1:27 Did You Know? If you set your console/PCs internal clock forward a week, you’ll actually trigger a unique cutscene where you can find that QNS has died from exposure. This will then be followed up by a game over screen with Vlad saying “You’ve created a time paradox!”
Lord of the Cones is such an underrated boss, its final boss second phase being called Lord of the Conesmos is such an understatement of how powerful and difficult he is.
But did you know that he can damage himself with his own cones? Not if he just walks into them, only the player gets damaged by that. But when the cones are coming up from the ground, if you can kite him into the indicators fast enough, he'll damage himself when they come out. The timing is incredibly tight, but the damage is big.
ahahahahahahaha... you're a smart guy, you've clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but... made one crucial mistake. you forgot about the essence of the game. *it's about the cones.*
Honestly that fight with Fred broke me. Going down the dark path, causing so much pain to the point that your ally and friend you've had since the prolouge steps up to stop you, becoming the True Hero you couldn't be only for him to fail to stop you. Truly gut wrenching stuff.
Well I did the dark path just to get an achievement cause I like my achievement grind and an interesting thing about Fred is that any piece of equipment you’ve given him he will use,like if you give him like 16 health pots he will use them when necessary,even using revives you’ve given him to stay in the fight,even the armour you give him will also be used if you equip it on him,and he even has some interesting dialogue if you complete his parent’s quest to find his grandfather’s past possessions he will sometimes say “YOU HELPED MY FAMILY,AND FOR WHAT!?” Honestly that dialogue just made me burst in tears
0:01 Vlad the teacher: learn the controls and buttons 0:16 Kembell the cardboard major: learn the combos and rolls 0:29 Kryker the leggy tanker: use parrys to return the shots 0:46 Agent cleaner: Know When and Where to attack 1:03 Daniel the akimbo Drvg dealer: dont forget to use the Block button and attack when recharging 1:22 The quiet Nerf sniper: A side scroller while trying to evade the Shots 1:39 Chris the educated otaku: destroy the anime cardboard waifus to enrage him and counterattack (A summary of the previous boss fights) 2:06 Patrick the Musician: Pay attention to the rhythm to counterattack (Be aware of the mayonnaise) 2:33 Rocky the Tactical wizard: Rush him to interrupt his spells to attack and take cover when he uses guns 2:47 Sigma the Nuclear Crusader: you have to defeat him before the Time runs out (Gain additional time by winning the QTE) 3:10 Hans the ancient german: be aware of the Boss stage for Hidden bombs 3:38 The Judgement Four: A Four staged bossfight with all the Previous Bosses mechanics randomized between the four (Now its time to use all the consumables) 4:04 The Ultimate Gamer: Test Your might (You Shouldn't have used ALL the consumables) 4:32 Fred The True Hero: Your Reward for doing the Dark path 4:58 Kevin the Paranoid doctor: She didn't Di3d on the surgery... It WAS YOU!!! 5:24 The Lord of the cones: Its Only Him and You. Prove him That you ARE THE HERO! 5:52 The Hell's kitchen squad: This is either the easiest or the hardest bossfight ( it depens if you have beaten the Judgement four) 6:24 Gordon the Kitchen demon: Use the parry or you are COOKED 6:48 Mr penguino: A lot of stuff its happening in the Screen and OOPSS you're d3ad now 7:17 The 3 guardians of the Law: You wanted a challenge? HERE'S YOUR CHALLENGE (one hit and youre dead + no consumables or summons)
The Three Guardians of the Law are such an underrated boss fight. They teach you not to attack recklessly and ground you in reality if you think yourself too powerful. They teach you that you still need to learn their patterns and weave through their attacks lest you face their grievous judgement, which is driven home by how they complement each others' attacks and cover for each other.Truly a masterpiece boss fight.
Bro I think I bought the wrong game then The Three Guardians of the Law attack patterns were determined by AI in my save file Or does it vary from save to save cause I started my game on save slot 3?
For the gordon bossfight it is best to enchant your weapon with "secret lambsauce" which can be found a few rooms after the hells kitchen squad bossfight
A time stamp for the songs with their bosses... Vlad The Teacher 0:01 Interstellar retribution Kambell The Cardboard Major 0:15 American swing Tryker The Leggy Tank 0:28 Song that might play when you fight sans (from Undertale, duh) [I am personally going to beat this guy ass for putting that] Agent Cleaner 0:46 Shuffle and spawn Daniel The Akimbo Drug Dealer 1:01 One eyed dancer The Quiet Nerf Sniper 1:22 Megalo strikes back (from earthbound 2012) Chris The Educated Otaku 1:38 Collective consciousness (from metal gear rising) Patrick The Musician 2:05 Bass renaissance (from Saints row 4) [If he doesn't know then neither do I] Rocky The Tactical Wizard 2:30 Devil trigger (from Devil may cry 5) Sigma The Nuclear Crusader 2:45 or 2:46 Megalith agnus dei (from ace combat 4) [Trying to get it on a good transition for ya'll] Hans the Ancient German 3:07 or 3:08 Heart of the Reich soundtrack (from COD World at War) [Painful memories I had to play the whole game in Spanish] The Judgment Four 3:35 Fiercest warrior ver.0 (from yakuza 0) [Ver.0??? I never there were versions but ok.] The Ultimate Gamer 3:39 or 3:40 Reign game version (from yakuza 0) [Ight I'm a bit confused Reign game version???] Fred The True Hero 4:28 Pledge of demon (from yakuza 0) Kevin The Paranoid Doctor 4:55 It has to be this way (from metal gear rising) The Lord Of the Cones 5:22 or 5:23 Two dragons (from yakuza 0) The Hell's Kitchen Squad 5:50 Receive and bite you (from yakuza 4) Gordan The Kitchen Demon 6:20 or 6:21 Bury the light (from Devil may cry 5) [I heard this song so much that I feel tired from hearing it] Mr. Penguino 6:46 Mass destruction (from persona 3) The Three Guardians Of The LAW 7:16 Redemption soundtrack (from COD Black Ops 1) This will be probably my first and last time making a time stamp. I hope this helps you guys and if you want me to adjust it with info let me know.
Game name: The Ultimate game 0:00 The Russian metal - An avarage russian guy - First boss (When defeated,You obtain 130 EXP,1 money) 0:15 The Boxing Warrior - Has an obsetion for cardboard - Second boss (When defeated,You obtain box armour,150 EXP,1 money) 0:28 Teg - The tallest tank ever - Third boss (When defeated,You obtain a new weapon, *The slinkey sword* |special abilities:Can expand up to one meter|) 0:46 Cleaner Dave - Protects the palace cause he just cleaned the floor - fourth boss (When defeated,You obtain 450 EXP,5 money) 1:01 Aimbot Adam - He is a proffensional assasin,You feel danger - Fifth boss (When defeated you obtain 570 EXP,8 money.And a new ability | **Dash**) 1:22 The American Stranger - He chalanges you to a clash - Sixth boss (When defeated,You obtain 650 EXP,10 money) 1:37 The Reverse Sushi - Now *Hes* the one turning you into sushi - Seventh boss (When defeated, You obtain Sushi's armour) 2:05 The upstairs neighbor Gustavo - You told him to be quiet,now face his wrath - Sixth boss (When defeated, You obtain 950 EXP,15 money) 2:30 Bob The War wizard - You can sense danger even by looking at him, Your determined - Seventh boss (When defeated,You obtain 1234 EXP,100 money) 2:46 The Nuclear Sigma - You get to a fight between what is better,women or men - Eighth boss (When defeated you get new armour, *The sigma helmet* | Defence: 50) 3:07 Hadolf Atler - You joke about hitlers death, Now his son will get his revenge - Ninth boss (When defeated you get 2500 EXP,800 money) 3:35 Helletubies - You feel a tingle in your stomach, Something about them seems...*Familiar* - Tenth/Penultimante boss *When defeated you get 5000 EXP, 800 money) 4:00 The Godly Gamer - You beat him in a ranked match 5 times, *Hes pissed* - Final boss neutral path (When defeated drops 10,000 EXP, 1500 money and 1/3 endings unlnocked) 4:28 Dark david the angry lepricaun - He woke up and chose violence - Final boss dark path (When defeated drops 20,000 EXP, 5500 money and 2/3 endings unlocked) 4:55 Max The mask man - He heard you cough, *Your gonna have a bad time...* - Final boss hero path (When defeated drops 150,000 EXP, 100,000 money) 5:23 Master Cone - *Prepare for the end*, - TRUE FINAL BOSS (When defeated drops 1,000,000,000 EXP 1,00,000,000 money and a note "I will rise again. - Master Cone"* 5:51 The Kitchen Killers - You ditrispedcted their cooking, They are pissed of now - Side quest boss (When defeated the final boss will appear) 6:20 Gordon the Kitchen killer - You killed his best chefs,Hes pissed ang gets his ultimate weapon - Side quest final boss (When defeated the NPC will give a reward) 6:46 Noot Noot The lightaber penguin - ??? - Secret boss (When defeated nothing will happen) 7:16 The 3 S.W.A.T.U.T.I.M.A.T.E Members - ??? - 100% Unlockable boss (When defeated nothing will happen)
I must say, hell kitchen sidequest is truly hellish. The fight with HK fight was hard enough but the boss fight, he able to summon random chef was too much especially when he could give huge buff to them by giving insult or black apron. Here's the tip, his "salmon cut" has the highest accuracy so try to confuse him before he could use that attack by boiling the coldwater.
Also you forgot "Roasting" attack . It is pretty dangerous because it deals giant EMOTIONAL DAMAGE (which is unblockable) if you fail dexterity saving throw ( to make perfect beef ) To prevent that EMOTIONAL DAMAGE you need to pull uno reverse card and he cooks a meal for you . You can roast him for meal , dealing EMOTIONAL DAMAGE , but meal won't heal you . If you decide just to eat this delicious meal , you get full hp heal .
@@wiktoriaskoczylas5164 I passed final boss on "Asian" difficulty just because of this recipe . I filled up half of my inventory with it , and quarter of inventory with boots (to avoid walking damage) and another quarter filled up with shields ( to avoid physical damage ) . Every attack of the final boss (good ending route ) was just breaking my shields ! So my tactic : eat lamb ( and have damage +hp+stamina recobery boosts),take 2 shields , say "I'mfucking invincible!" And kill boss with shield bashes .
Alternate names: 0:01 Comrade Vladimir 0:16 The DIY Knight 0:28 Tryker the Tank Centaur 0:46 The Eternal Cleaner 1:02 Local Crackhead 1:22 Timothy the Foam Assassin 1:38 Dr. Weeb 2:05 Godfrey Brassvoice 2:31 Rex the Explosive Mage 2:46 Crusader of the Holy Nuke 3:08 Hans the Undefeated 3:35 The Four Colors of Death 4:00 Gary the Collector 4:29 Upstanding Citizen 4:55 Adam the Sickless 5:23 The Coned One 5:51 The 4 Kitchen Demons 6:21 The Abyssal Chef 6:46 Primordial Monstrosity 7:16 Keepers of Justice
Fortunately it's an optional boss fight and will only appear if you take the dark route, in the light route he is still your ally, but it is still necessary to complete his quest so that he doesn't die later in the story.
@@loppicatDid you even play the game? I'm not going into too much detail on the Path of Darkness end here because you REALLY should play through it here but it's pretty clearly the better ending for the world overall. Path of Light ends well for your character, but that reveal at the end kinda screws over everyone else, don't it?
@@suitguy969 You missed the point of the light path entirely if that's what you think. Yes, if you take the dark path and seize the cone lord's power then you prevent him from returning, whereas in the light path it's implied he'll be back. However, the entire point of the light path is that your character realizes that they don't have to be alone. Because of the friends and allies you make, and all the people you help, the world is full of people who can help fight him when he returns. Meanwhile if you take the dark path, sure, you bring about 'world peace', in order to achieve that you've become a paranoid dictator, hated and feared by everyone, and you've killed everyone besides yourself who could ever help the world. And remember, even after absorbing the cone lord's power, your character IS still mortal. You're still going to die one day, and when that happens, the world will just fall into chaos again. To take the light path your character has to accept that they won't control the situation, but in the long run it's 100% for the best.
Vlad the teacher's ability: None, cuz he's the tutorial boss. Kembell's ability: Cardboard shield (Ignores all damage for the next hit) Tryker's ability: Cannon Pew (First ranged enemy, deals 6% damage, also he is really fast lol) Agent cleaner ability: Spray (blinds you and causes 5% damage) Daniel's ability: Trigger finger (Shoots many bullets at once, but low damage. You better crouch! 40% if you get caught in all of them) Nerf Sniper's ability: Bullseye (Weapon glows and shoots a giant bullet that deals 35% damage, 70% if you get headshot) Chris's ability: Sword stack (Dashes foward and impales you if hit, and throws you to the ground. Total 30% damage) Patrick's ability: Sound wave (Deals 60% damage to a side of the arena, but slow attack setup, get behind him!) Rocky's ability: Spell (Either restores 25% health, gives him 30%+ critical hit chance or gives him invincibility for 4 seconds) Sigma's ability: Switch (Switches to sword, shield or nuclear launcher) Hans's ability: Panzer tank (Gets an assist tank that has 400% HP total, and grants invulnerability to Hans until you destroy it.) Judgement four's ability: Reinforcements (4 people at once?!) Ultimate Gamer's ability: All abilities at once, just slightly weaker. Fred's ability: Fracture (Slows you by 1% each successful hit, can stack and is permanent) Kevin's ability: Vaccinate? (Gives you poison every successful hit, deals 1% damage every 0.5 seconds up to 8 seconds, can stack) Lord of the cones ability: Cone Clone (4 cones and only 1 is really him) Hell's kitchen squad ability: Burn (takes 2% health every second up to 6 seconds, cannot stack) Gordon's ability: Minions (The hell's kitchen squad is back!) Mr Penguino's ability: Dematerialize (Instant kills you if you don't kill him in 2 minutes) Guardian's ability: Arrest, Tackle and Taser Arrest: Unable to use any attacks for 6 seconds Tackle: Tackles you to the ground, dealing 5%-10% damage Taser: Unable to move for 4 seconds
Gordon also has a lot of high damage attacks and insta-kills (don’t worry, they have the same symbols as FX the other instakills do) plus a lot of combos, he’s actually harder than the final bosses
If you help some soviets soldiers to finish their task (atleast 3 or more) you get a buff. It's called "The sacred war." The sacred war is a buff that allows you to call reinforcement consisted of 15 conscript,4 T-34 76 and 3 random artillery. Bosses that facing a player with this buff Will get -15% moral and +20% aiming time. Also, enemies that are spawned by bosses Will have a 17.5% chance of either scared or surrendered if their equipment is weaker than Players equipment.
Tried playing through this on extreme difficulty. It was easy at first since, however Sigma gave me some trouble. I kept on forgetting about his Sigma Shield, so that made things difficult. I kept on going until The Judgment Four. These guys usually aren't that tough, but in extreme difficulty they get a new attack that totally destroyed me. I'm still stuck here, and I've basically given up.
Advice for his battle, if you use the Gas Mask obtained from Vlad, you can dodge the Judgement Four's fast-speed attacks and getting hits in with the color-specific orbs that spawn in. After that, it's just learning the patterns and you may chisel them down and beat them. I haven't mastered the next boss on extreme difficulty however, so you might need to look for other advice.
my strat is spamming a poison spell with the mag attack buff from the eldritch cat companion and archmage set and dodge until it dies, fred helps with dps if you have him levelled to around 20ish for the second passive
Using Chris's graduate hat you can raise your dodge percentage for the rapid speed blitz attack and then use Chris's unlockable (obtained by killing him with atleast 70% health remaining) to counter attack based on the number of dodges executed during the fight.
Ik i'm late but whatever. To beat the judgement four, you need the mutant custard, which summons a slendertub to fight alongside you against the four. The slendertub is insanely strong so it will make the battle easier, but prioritize keeping it alive. If it dies, game over.
His fight is very well designed in the way that it makes you feel like a monster. You've slaughtered everyone in the cruelest ways possible, and this man is trying to fight to avenge them all.
@@arstotzka6520 I didn't think much of it going through the route, but I got my first taste of feels when I fought Chris the Educated Otaku. He was annoying on the first blind playthrough, but going through the Dark route, he really changes his whole demeanour; sacrificing himself to alert Fred the True Hero was all part of his keikaku (Japanese for plan). And his friendship attack! Don't get me started on that. I really felt bad when he reached out for his childhood friend just before dying. :(
The Lord of the cones is one of my favorite final bossfights ever! The buildup was amazing. The Reveal what your brother greg was the evil prince seeking after the cone crown was amazing. Instead of living on taking the crown we realized the one we had was a fake all along. I Still remember walking into that dark field and hearing the words "My brother, you should not have come here". It was amazing! The fight was a challenge and the story was amazing. Such a great way to cap off my favorite game
Weirdly speed runners actually always go to the Hell's Kitchen sidequest early, actually clipping past the barrier into the area before you can get the quest. This is because due to level layout geometry it's possible to do a wrong warp from there to Hans arena, skipping bosses 3-8 and saving a huge chunk of time. It does however lock you into the neutral ending so speed runs for specific other endings or thebtrue ending cannot use it. But for any % it saves on average two and a half hours.
Sigma is such an unfortunate boss honestly. The lore and quests you do for him, along with the cinematic scenes and move make for a great end for such a love ale character. And the way he comes back to help you in the final boss hero path is great, and when he finally sacrifices himself and rights his wrongs, it’s a really amazing way to see such a good character go. He wasn’t ever evil in my opinion, just broken.
@@Mr._Galaxywideoh yea right but the grenade is only useful if you craft it into the gas variant which can has priority damage to Hans you only need ammonia and bleach
Ikr. All those times he destroyed cities he was just following the orders of a higher power. He saw his wrongdoings and in the main story he seeks to atone for his actions. Such a great character ark
@@Mr._Galaxywideof course, but the kitchen demons deal is much better on the dark path because the hellfork is the only thing that does good damage against Fred and other true hero characters
The Lord Of The Cones is one of my favourite video game bosses ever. The build up to it is great, slowly finding out the lore about every final boss in the game, then finding the secret final area and fighting this boss is amazing. I also love the constant fourth wall breaks, which make this boss even more menacing.
Patrick the musician has to be my favorite boss, the gameplay is fun and creative, and I like the rhythm based mechanics. (Or just the music theme in general.) He has a nice character too, the burning passion he has for music, which is a reason he challenges you. I love how he became an ally later in the hero route.
"Being fooled by you and your heartless deeds that you deemed 'necessary' and 'righteous'... I must stop you here." sorry i couldnt help but recite the dialog that fight is one of my favourites
One of the coldest moments in all of gaming gotta be when you defeat the Hell‘s kitchen squad and then Gordon comes in and just chops their heads off in one clean slash and then is just like „you forgot the lamb sauce you donkeys“ before turning his head to you and just calmly saying „looks like we got another donut to poke holes into“ also the fact that you don’t even get any healing AND they had the audacity to have us fight the entire Squad again ANNNNND do that annoying ass run back through Hell’s Kitchen is crazy. Still one of the best side quests ever made and when you finally get Gordon’s cursed kitchen Nightmare slicer it’s all worth it anyways
I agree yakuza 0 has some solid bangers. Actually scratch that. When you have a song called "one eyed dancer" and its an absolude blast youve done something right. The entire OST is amazing
A lot of people forget why Hans’ boss fight is so freaking good. Sure his fight is challenging without being BS, and his attacks are interesting, and there’s a ton of tricks you can pull off to beat him. But it also makes such an excellent story beat. He’s never really an ally, but he’s not an enemy either. Throughout the game you sort of learn about his past, and his motivations. You learn to love him, and sympathize with him. And then you get to this part of the game, where it turns out he was manipulated by Kevin the Paranoid Doctor, and now you have to fight him. This is seriously such a crushing moment. You barely even talk to him, but somehow you know you don’t want to fight him because you know he’s just a good man looking for peace. And yet, there is no choice… you have to kill him.
@@radioactivesterling6139 Working on it with RPG Maker, might replace a few of the bosses with different r/bossfight images. Don't expect like top-tier graphics, I'm using a default RPG Maker tileset and redrawing the enemies myself. (Working on Trynker right now, idk if he'd be fought with enemies or not)
Sigma the Nuclear Crusader is a fun one to try and fight. While he can easily be a run-ender to most casual players, the upside is that you can get a lot of attempts in, since each battle usually lasts around 5-10 seconds.
I think I found the best last words for "the Lord of the Cones won" ending "You can't say that you didn't see my attack. You saw them, but you was unable to dodge them. Skill issue."
Make note that, if you choose to fight The Ultimate Gamer, that you can't mess around. If the fight progresses for too long, he'll assemble Exodia, and then a cutscene plays of Exodia obliterating you.
Boss fighter 1 🗡️🗿 0:01 teacher boss [easy] 0:15 box boss LVL 5 [easy] 0:25 supreme box boss LVL 10 [easy] 0:46 protector of the water boss LVL 15 [easy] 1:02 Crazy man boss LVL 20 [bit easy] 1:22 traitor boss LVL 30 [bit easy] 1:38 supreme Otaku boss LVL 45 [bit easy] 2:05 supreme music boss LVL 75 [bit easy] 2:30 supreme military boss LVL 100 [medium] 2:46 The Scary boss LVL 110 [medium] 3:08 Ninja The supreme LVL 130 [medium] 3:35 The 4 brothers LVL 150 [bit medium] 4:00 Ultimate gamer [supreme boss] LVL 200 [hard] World 2 in search of the dark gems 4:29 Pants Boss LVL 245 [hard] 4:56 Good doctor boss LVL 300 [hard] 5:23 Supreme lord of the cones boss LVL 450 [hardcore] 5:51 The 4 boss of the kitchen LVL 500 [hardcore] 6:46 idk boss LVL -15 find in the world 2 in search of the darks gems [super easy] 7:17 True supreme guardians of the darks gems LVL 750 [extreme]
The 3 guardians of the law are an insanely tough fight for even the most experienced players, but here a few tips for those struggling. Their ranged and magic defenses are the highest in the game BY FAR with mediocre melee defenses, on top of there being multiple of them AT ONCE, so I suggest not picking any magic or ranged orientated classes unless you want to grind for the Upside-Down Mirror which turns all of your ranged attacks into melee and magic into physical (1% chance drop from the Shattered Souls in the Rift Between Times, right before the boss fight) and the Bomb On a Stick that you can buy from the Crazed Man by river (which gives all ranged attacks a small AOE effect) this will allow most magic and ranged focused builds to work around this bosses insane defenses. If you do pick a melee orientated class this fight will still be very hard as this boss has incredible melee (being one of the highest in game) and all of them are quite fast, on top of that all of their combos increase in damage the less of them their are, meaning this fight gets harder and harder as it goes on, I suggest an AOE-assassin hybrid class like the construction worker or trash fiend, note that the trash fiend only gets good AOE very late in its progression so be careful to not go in to early to do the most damage possible, mother wise it’s whatever build you think is best for your class. The only item that you 100% NEED with all classes in this fight is the Crystal of Rage, obtained from calcite crustaceans in the crumbling caves (gives a massive stat boost to ALL stats when you go bellow half, allowing for much more survivability) now this will take up one of your item slots, so for ranged builds that can’t get the “Gifted” perk (which gives an extra item slot), I’d suggest choosing between that and Bomb On a Stick because of how important the Upside-Down Mirror is to this fight. Other than that it’s just learning patterns, so good luck!
Thanks bro, I’ve had trouble due to the plant sage class being kinda slow. It’s hard to avoid most of his attacks, especially the one he spins around while shooting. And that attack it come from 3 different people. On the top three toughest for sure. Maybe number one. I might have to train in another class be be fast and deal physical damage. And some ranged magic upside down mirror. Thanks for the tips!
Neutral Ending: You did it! You became the most powerful human with all the fame and glory that comes with it. Though you never discovered what caused you to gain powers in the first place, it doesn't really matter. Now it is time to relax and enjoy those sponsorships. Dark Ending: With the doctor under your thumb, the world was soon to follow. With the new formula in your possession, you were able to create an army of loyal supersoldiers, each power only a fraction of your own godlike abilities. You sit upon a throne and smile knowing a new age of darkness is coming. And you will be its king. Hero Ending: You stopped the doctor before he could unleash his plans onto the world. Though it was a victory, there is still the issue that his original formula is in circulation. It'll be awhile before you are able to take out those who abuse their powers. It will be a long fight. But the world needs a hero. And there is no one better suited than you. True Ending: With the strange figure dead, you felt your body suddenly weaken. Just as the doctor said, killing the cone would destroy the source of superpowers across the globe. Though it is painful, it doesn't last long. When it is over, you feel normal. In the coming days, you learn that all the magical powers in the world have vanished, disappearing as quickly as they had appeared. But for now, you just want to go home and order a pizza. It has been a long month.
I still remember the endings practically verbatim. The Neutral Ending boss was incredibly difficult, but it was still fun, even my friend who was just watching me play it could feel how fun it was. And the implication that this is a former beta tester trapped in the game, is absolutely terrifying, and even though I was satisfied to win, I still couldn’t help but feel remorse for what I’d done. The Dark Path was absolutely horrifying, killing all the shopkeepers and even some party members that would go with you on other paths. And then Fred, your mentor, your friend, ashamed in you, walks up to you and says “You we’re my friend! How could you do this to us?! I don’t understand…you’re not looking for… *The OrderOf The Cone* are you…? I suppose it doesn’t matter now. Let’s get to the point.” And the last words he says before the fight “I’m sorry…friend.” I cried when the whole thing was over, and he said a last, tearful goodbye to his friend, the player. The Paranoid Doctor was equally sad. The Hero Path was an amazing journey all the way through, making so many friends, making bonds similar to that of a family. But then we had the doctor betray us. Now, I didn’t really trust him, with all his talk of parallel universes and timelines and all that. But then I realized something: He was talking about the games different routes and endings! Then he started taking about the *Order Of The Cone* and how he was going to break the cycle. I cried for the whole fight because even though he’s the final boss of the “Hero Path” you certainly don’t feel like a hero once your beat him. And the lyrics to the song in the background say it all. But then I went on the secret path… I finally got to The Tomb Of The Cones area, it’s the greatest challenge this game has to offer! Like seriously, I was stuck in it for weeks. But then I finally got to The Lord Of The Cones. It was him, it was him who put this world on an infinite loop, putting everyone through this pain, and he was foreshadowed so much through the game, I don’t know how I didn’t notice it. But when we finally beat him, we freed that man from the control of the cones, and destroyed the cones and their temple forever. We were able to save Fred, we were able to save the ultimate gamer, we were even able to save the scientist. We got to go home to our families, the ultimate gamer got to get a home in the game, Fred got a nice long retirement, the doctor is no longer paranoid, all the shopkeepers get successful businesses, Jolene Jonathan (My favorite character) finally confessed to the love of her life, and finally has a girlfriend. And the former lord of the cones dies due to his injuries, but he was surrounded by his long lost family. And yes, I teared up again as that last “Thank you for playing!” message came up on the screen. I love everything about this game, I wonder how they could possibly top it in the sequel…
There's already a sequel released, i don't know if it will overcome the first game But i expect it will be as amazing, it even have some character callbacks ruclips.net/video/wl87dgYtLTc/видео.html
There was actually a secret passage in the middle of the game that opens when you beat the game when I entered it I learned the Cone lord was a necessary evil as he and his people kept the cube in place preventing it's escape
4:29 Fred was the best friend in our journey, He trusted in the player after saving him, Fred was trying to save his country of the misery, but the player was too powerfull, and the greed make him in a bad person, Fred tried to stop us, but he failed. He survived, but he was not the same person, He made his own way, and finally get strong enough to defeat the player.
@@Uncle228 But it’s unecessary, Kembells cardboard shell only gives him 15% poison resistance and 15 armor. The tutorial water spells suck and your better off taking the buff spells and saving up skill points for vomit which is an acid and water spell that basically one shots half the early boss.
@@Gotofy105also since water can help get rid of radiation it has some sort of defense against sigma Only when adding water to your shield tho I heard that when you splash water on his gun it can temporarily disable it
@@a_random_xenomorph without context a Cardboard knight existing in the same world where the Teletubbies are demons out of hell just makes the game better imo
Fun Fact: Even though Sickle and Hammer are counted as the weakest weapons in entire game, they deal 10x the damage to Hans, which makes them sharing the 2nd place among the best weapons to fight him with Even more, if you play on Co-op and you with your friend have a combination of Sickle and Hammer while fighting him, there's a 1/50 per minute chance that they'll start glowing, which signalizes the most powerful combo move ever. If you manage to use it, Sickle and Hammer will infuse, which makes huge AOE that covers entire arena and deals 1945 DPS+HitStun(it lasts as long as Hans is still alive). The only downside to this is that Sickle and Hammer will be deleted from your inventory and your characters will be exhausted at 1 HP, so you better stock up on potions before doing that
@@ЛарисаКис-и8ю There's a catch: Since this mechanic was only intended as an Easter Egg, it won't work on any other boss other than Hans, but the ability still remains, however it just destroys projectiles in a certain radius and applies short stun to boss and his minions
when it comes to sheer intensity and difficulty I'd say Hans the ancient German wins, just because of how much damage output he can do and the fact that his main attack turns the whole room into a bullet hell. Whereas the boss with the most difficult attack patterns to master is the judgment four, just due to the amount of rng associated with their attacks
If you're struggling with Hans, remember that he's weak to shotguns, he's coded in such a way that a meatshot, after blasting him away, will stun him momentarily as he yells about using a hunting weapon to fight
If you fight rocky the tactical wizard, make sure you use the grenades made out of multiple beads, because you can use it along with eatger your brown, black, or white leather pants (if you wear them) to use the grenade leather Magic spell.
Heart of the Reich is so fitting for Hans the Ancient German. The WaW soundtrack is one of the best, most criminally underrated soundtracks in gaming, and I’m so happy to see it included.
Hans the ancient German: Base HP: 800. Base Armour: 200. Base Atk Dmg. : 10. Base stamina: 1000. Base mana: 500. Attacks: Spin bomb(uses 15 stamina): throws 15 gas Bombs out around himself which each do base damage ÷ 2. Flying muskets(Costs 5 stamina, and 20 mana): 4 rifles are conjured that fly around shooting like airplanes dealing Base damage÷2. Ghost handed(costs 5 stamina and 17 mana): 4 rifles are conjured that hover around the German and shoot dealing Base damage. Hands(costs 3 stamina): simple punches dealing Base damage ÷ 3. Sweeper(costs 4 stamina): Kick sweep sends player onto the ground and does Base damage ÷ 2.5. Item drops: The Endless Backpack(no max amount of items storable): Scroll of how to conjure floating rifle x1. Scroll of how to conjure flying rifles x1. Gas Bomb x50. Small Mana Potion x15(restores 30 mana). Nazi Rifle x1.
0:00 Vlad the teacher (Tutorial boss) 0:15 Kembell the CardBoard major (Advanced Tutorial boss) 0:28 Tryker the leggy tanker (frist boss) 0:46 Agent cleaner (Second boss) 1:02 Daniel the akimbo drug dealer (Third boss) 1:22 The quiet nerf sniper (Fourth boss) 1:39 Chris the educated otaku (Fifth boss) 2:05 Patrick the Musician (Sixth boss) 2:31 Rocky the tactical wizard (Seventh boss) 2:46 Sigma the nuclear crusander (Eighth boss) 3:08 Hans the ancient german (Ninth boss) 3:35 The judgement four (Tenth/penultimate boss) 4:00 The Ultimate gamer (Final boss natural path) 4:28 Fred the true hero (Final boss dark path) 4:55 Kevin the paranoid doctor (Final boss hero path) 5:24 The lord of the cones (True final boss) 5:51 The Hell's kitchen squad (Side quest boss) 6:21 Gordon the kitchen demon (Side quest final boss) 6:46 Mr penguino (Secret boss) 7:17 The 3 guardians of the law (100% Unlockable boss) Most of them might be wrong by 1 second but i tried my best
I sat here sweating out all of my sweat imagining incredibly epic gameplay of fighting these bosses for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. _And I don't regret it._
*Vlad the Teacher* -Stats- {Attack: 25} {Defence: 200} {HP: 1400} {Speed: 10} Description: Vlad the Teacher has no origin, he is the first teacher of all who enter this realm. Attack 1 - Ground Slam Vlad would charge at you, raise his divinely powered fists into the air, and attempt to slam you into the ground with his fists (5 times), this is his slowest move, it is also his weakest, dealing 40 damage with each slam that directly hits you, this move cannot be blocked, but can be dodged if timed right. Attack 2 - Flex Vlad would flex at you... It is an instant kill- ok, I'm joking, it doesn't do anything, unless hit, where he will squish you with a flex... Somehow, dealing 45 damage. Attack 3 - Punch Barrage When Vlad is in range, he will begin unleashing a flurry of 100 punches towards you, each punch dealing 25 damage to you unless blocking... The only way to escape is by either somehow parrying a punch, or by running away as he begins punching. If you get hit by all 100 punches, you will be presumably killed, as this attack deals roughly 2500 damage if you are hit by the entire attack (deals 355 damage when being blocked, which should leave you at around 1000 HP if you received 0 damage throughout the entire fight) (During the boss fight, Vlad would slowly become weaker from severe tiredness and strain, survive for long enough, and you can win with relative ease) ----------------------------------------------------- *Kembell the Cardboard Major* Description: The Major of the Cardboard Legion, he was raised in the art of Cardboard Weaponry -Stats- {Attack: 200} {Defence: 60} {HP: 912} {Speed: 25} Attack 1 - Holy Cardboard Slice Kembell would rush at you, striking you at your weak-points with the might of cardboard, the only way to avoid the attack is by dodging, or counter-attacking his strike with one of your own, if hit the attack deals around 250 damage. Attack 2: Consecutive Cardboard Slice Kembell would use a flurry of sword slices and stabs, 5 rapid stabs dealing 200 damage each, and 7 Holy Cardboard Slices in rapid succession, when about to be hit, time seems to slow down, giving extra dodge time (Used by dodging and pressing X) Attack 3: Shield Charge Kembell would rush at you and force you to the ground using his shield, dealing 210 damage! (This move cannot be blocked, and cannot be parried, the only option is to dodge the attack.) *{Note: Pressing and Holding Y while dodging slows down time in order for you to dodge better, and release a counter attack}* Attack 4: Cardboard Spin Kembell would begin spinning in your direction, sword in one hand, shield in the other, if it hits, it will deal 200 damage if you are hit by the sword, and would deal 199 damage if hit by the shield, although this move can hit more than once, as it is able to bounce off walls as well as you! This attack generally lasts for about 1 minute. (This attack is a somewhat vulnerable state for him, and you can duck to avoid getting hit, or parry and counter the attack, this would daze Kembell, giving you extra attacking time) --------------------------------------------------------- *Tryker the Leggy Tanker* Description: This is your first Challenge, Tryker the Leggy Tanker. He was once a normal human like you and I, but after having a near fatal accident, that left most of his body destroyed, Tryker's brain and legs were saved, and put into a cardboard coloured metallic tank... But that is only what he wants you to believe, because his body was never destroyed! He has high mobility, and high attack, but his legs are also his weakness. -Stats- {Attack: 150} {Defence: 150} {HP: 1000} {Speed: 90} Attack 1: Twirl Volley Tryker would begin spinning and... Dancing... All the while, shooting multiple shots through the air, If a shot lands, it will deal 150 damage (Blocking Damage: 125), this attack is extra fatal at close range, but, if you manage to off-balance him, you will be able to attack constantly until he gets back up. Attack 2: Run n Gun Tryker would use his incredible agility to run around you at high speeds, and shoot you with a constant rain of Bullet Shots, each dealing 10 damage (The Bullets themselves are incredibly fast, and lose most of their mass from the friction between the air, but they are still deadly) *Phase 1.5 (50%): Stamina Burst* Tryker would gain a major boost in speed, at the cost of defence (because the son of a gun wasn't already fast enough apparently) Attack 3: Twirl Volley X Stamina Burst With an extra Speed boost, comes higher damage, the Twirl Volley bullets are twice as fast, and each deal 250 damage each! (Blocking Damage: 150) Attack 4: Run n Gun X Stamina Burst Tryker would use his absurd speed to surround you in a slight storm of wind, as well as unleashing an even faster (but far less powerful) barrage of Bullet Shots, dealing a mere 1 damage per hit. --------------------------------------------------------- *Agent Cleaner* -Stats- {Attack: 85} {Defence: ????} {Speed: 05} Description: Your second real challenge, he was once a normal man, but after a chemical experiment went wrong, and caused him to fuse with his suit, causing him to fall into the cleaning supplies of the chemical lab. Once he woke up, he became dangerous, and has been hired to exterminate you! Attack 1: *-Mopping-* Gun Time Agent Cleaner would summon the power of his mighty Mop- wait- no- his mighty _gun_- (uh oh), and would shoot it 6 times (*Homing Bullets*), each shot dealing 100 damage each, which would deal 600 damage total if hit by all 6. Attack 2: Nozzle Beam Agent Cleaner would raise his hand, causing a stream of (poisonous) soapy water to come gushing out of the nozzle on top of his head, dealing 85 damage every 2 seconds of being hit [This attack will push you while you are being hit by it] (attack lasts for 30 seconds, letting the attack hit you for the 30 seconds will do 1275 non-blockable damage) Attack 3: Sponge Throw Agent Cleaner would _YEET_ 4 sponges at you like throwing stars, with each sponge being 1 of 8 types Type 1: Explosive This sponge type will explode upon impact with any surface (The resulting explosion is not able to be parried, but can be dodged, and getting hit will deal 400 damage) Type 2: "The Brick" This sponge has the density and impact as a brick, with the weight of a house sponge, getting hit by this will deal 300+ damage depending upon distance. Type 3: FREEZE! This type freezes your controls for 2 seconds, but is able to be deflected with a parry
These bosses were dope, had so much fun fighting them, especially the Hell's Kitchen Squad when they did that co-ordinated attack, it was like a dance of death. Can't wait to see what the DLC has to offer.
Best boss in the entire game for me... The whole quest leading up to that final confront is too good... When u first fight one by one of the squad u really have to pay attention of what each of them can do.... That when u fight them all at the last phase... U really have to pay attention to their attack pattern... Sure it was ridiculous trying to dodge all that crap... Trying to find an opening to strike is not an easy task.... I died multiple times because of the absurdity of their moves.... Cuz things can go well and just in a second ur screen were filled by projectiles and aoe attack if u made a mistake.... But when it clicks... U just some how goes ultra instinct which is why this boss is a fun one.... Not to mention the relic u get for defeating the boss is such a good endgame item too.... At first dodging looks like a viable option to tackle this boss... But then I switch to parry build and the fight seems much more clearer... U could use the when executing the parry to slow down the fight tempo and see whats going on... But yeah favourite boss fight for me
@@apixza129I think the quite nerf sniper is the most underrated. The way he shoots you from the back when you first encounter him is really unexpected and the way you have to find him when he's using the camouflage ability is really hard too. He deals great damage if you don't have any armour and I really enjoyed the uniqueness of how sneaky and quiet he is, unlike the other bosses. I also liked the emotion you get when you beat the lord of the cones at the end, the whole story and plot twist really hits in the feels . How he reveals his face at the end and says that he watched and waited for us the whole time. I picked the "kill" option because of what he had done to other characters but I hope we get a dlc with his backstory and how he became the lord of the cones
Hans returns as the true villain. He seeks not to conquer the world for the German people, but to cleanse it in atomic fire, leaving his nation the only remaining humans alive.
Fighting Hans was very hard and sad. His attacks are precise and fast, the Grenade Barrage is difficult to dodge and the Warfare Rage is simply devastating. (Also I was crying a lot and couldn't see very well with made the fight way more difficult) I didn't want to kill him. He was like a brother to me, but I didn't have a choose. I had to finish what I've done. When he gave me his best weapon (Mauser Snipers) before his last breath, I promised to myself that not only I'll defeat The Lord Of Cones, but also avenge my best friend.
On the dark path, he attempts to take you out with him by pulling the pin from all of his grenades. Which starts a QuickTime event that leads to Fred, The True Hero. That fight is truly devastating.
Honestly, Rocky The Tactical Wizard’s Drone Strike ability is pretty hard, it’s a nice touch that after you defeat him he teaches you some spells out of respect, underrated boss
The 3 Guardians of the Law: Each has 100,000 HP 100 base Dmg. Infinite mana Infinite stamina Attacks/Abilities: Base Sword Attack: Slash their Sword which does 100 damage but the leader has a justice charged Sword that does 200 damage. Sword Rain: 1000 degree swords rain from the sky that do base damage but can melt through anything except the ground. Super Kick: OH so you think you can barricade yourself away, This ability can knock down any wall or door. Gun of justice: They pull out an M16 out of their endless pocket and fire it rapidly until they run out of ammo. Item drops: Sword of justice: does 120 Dmg. Ability: Uses 300 Mana to send down swords in a small radius around the user for 1 second. Upon death sharp metal shards scatter every where
@@fallenking_animations the 100 000 was a glitch, turns out each one has 750 000 000 hp, each one individually has by far the most hp in the game, and you have to fight all 3 at once.
For those with difficulties while fighting Chris, his katana is made from plastic. It does not slash damage, so you should focus on defense against strike damage.
If you fight Hans, it's very important to defeat the soldiers he summons during phase 3 first because for each summoned soldier his stats increase by 15%.
Also, instant K.O. attacks restore 25% of his maximum health.
Another tip is to knock him out of circle, you can then use a reaction to deal major damage to him
Im agree with ya
Man Hans is such a cool boss. He's by far the most evil character and if you read item descriptions you find out he was actually responsible for corrupting Kevin from well intentioned extremist into paranoid psychotic monster.
If you're on the dark route than he actually is terrified of you shortly before you kill him, but on the good route he refuses to accept your mercy and takes his own life. He's such a bastard and really underrated character imo.
I literally just ended my pkémon nuzlocke and now i see this, lol
For those who may be confused: Vlad the Teacher was actually the 8th boss from the previous title. He reformed when you beat him, and is the only returning boss (aside from Mr. Penguino). It's cool to see him helping the next generation!
That's epic
That explaihs why he looks able to kill you just by flexing
Yeah thx I was confused as to how someone as strong as that dude could be a tutorial boss
He's the only returning boss aside from Mr. Penguino
@@erasedoggO316😮 he took the oath of the nuclear paladin
I like to think that Vlad the teacher is the kind of tutorial boss that kicks your butt until you learn, but heals you back to full health and offers encouragement to keep going every time you die to him.
"YUO WILL BE OF NEVER ADVENTURER IF YOU THROW WEAK PUNCHES LIKE THAT, GET STRONG, HIT HARDER YUO CAN DO IT!"
*Vlad gives you an encouraging flex and pose, your wounds magically heal from the strange magical asmathic muscleman's display*
typos are included*
Vlad is a most powerful boss of this game but die for saving your life from a battle of nuclear crusader just for reason you can last hit him
GET BACK ON YOUR FEET! I SAY WHEN WERE DONE NEO! IF YOU WANT TO AVENGE YOUR BROTHER YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT ME FIRST. *Turns out the final boss is your brother*
@@AposingHeavyDANTE!!!
Fun fact: you can avoid boss fight by talking to the quiet nerf sniper in several places, before the boss fight: Vlad's training camp, Kembell's kitchen and agent cleaner's car wash. In dialogue menu, you'll need to cheer him up every time he gets fired at his new job, so when he'll become assassin, and get a contract on your head from cardboard mafia, he will fail it, and kill the mafia boss instead. Not only you won't have to fight him, he will become your companion, and a very good one I must say. Although he has a very low hp and very bad in close range, in long range his rifle can stun big enemies and kill light enemies in just 1 shot, so as long as you keep him away from danger, he's one of the best damaging companions in game
If you get his secret weapon unlock durning his side quest, but before you fight Sigma, he will insta kill Sigma The Nuclear Crusader right at the begining of the fight.
It does however result in an explosion that destroys both the church and school.
Also, if you play through the dark path, he will actually try to talk you out of your actions through the latter parts of the main story. If you decide to listen to him, you will be brought back to the court of the judges, where you can actually choose a different path option. This is a key component in unlocking the secret boss fight.
As a German I must commend Hans‘ ability to rise so far up the boss list. He really made us all proud.
It gives the feeling he's the most fun boss in the entire game.
@@andregon4366 He seems like the kind of boss that’s extremely fast with seemingly weird patterns but once you figure his attacks out he becomes an absolute blast to fight and refight again and again.
@@bahmot9501 I think he is a boss where you have to dodge a lot. He has the ability to summon weapons. They orbit around him. A halo of staffgrenades crowns him as you look for cover. Like the cylinder of a revolver it rotates as he sends them flying your way one by one.
@@christopherstein2024it's stielhandgranate (German "stick-hand-grenade")
@@christopherstein2024 Sounds about right. Maybe he can use the orbiting projectiles both offensively and defensively. And defying expectations of the summoner stereotype by being very mobile and fast.
Interesting fact: Patrick The Musician is one of the few meta-bossess in the game, because you can decrease his damage by turning off volume in audio settings. This game have so many secrets inside it!
He was originally meant to be a secret easter egg boss, referencing to the Tuba Kingdom series, but was so loved during the beta-test, that they've decided to write him in the local lore
New update 0.11:not anymore
(No longer be able to reduce damage by turning off volume)
This was patched in version 1.5, as you Patrick The Musician now stops you from getting to audio settings by hitting you with sound waves.
Headphones equipment are important against patrick bc his sound attacks hit like a truck at that current lvl
@@Sodaki-p7f Patrick w/ his secret ability:hack
No matter what you wore to protect your ears,Patrick Will hacking to find the weakpoints and after finding and attack the weakpoints:
Damage taken increased by 20%
Can't hear anything for 3 and a ½ minute
Why does this game actually seem like it would be the most fun shit ever. I'd love to play this.
I know, it looks like one of the best games to ever be made
I can’t wait for it to come out
@Tblazer I get it…
The ridiculousness of this game would give wh40k a run for its money
The best thing would be it shifting between all kinds of different genres it could use, too. Fighting game for Vlad, maybe classic rpg or souls-like for Cardboard Major, top-down bullethell for Tryker, etc.. It'd be nuts!
2:46 The fact that this dude put Megalith Agnus Dei with the knight is perhaps the greatest thing I’ve ever heard and seen. Absolutely beautiful
The expansive world, the deep lore, and the interesting characters! This game is a must-have for die-hard gamers that love open world adventure. 10/10
We need Dark Souls youtuber to make lore videos avout these bosses now
@@alainpasqualini1869 fr
Agreed
Closed world but open minded adventure
probably one of the best games ever made
Fun fact: The difficulty of the battle against the Judgment Four is influenced by the player's actions and choices during story mode, the difficulty of the battle will increase with each bad action the player commits (and that's why the battle against them is second hardest on the dark path, only losing to the battle of the final boss of that path, Fred)
But Fred seems so nice. He could never do any bad
In return, Hans is a much easier boss in the dark route as he's terrified of you and gets a 25% debuff in speed and accuracy, making his gun attacks super easy to dodge and you can even get an attack in on him.
@@seroma3516he didn't do anything bad, the reason Fred faces the player at the end of the dark path is because of the terrible things the player did, Fred's battle is about him trying to put an end to the player's atrocities
@@ManUtdBoy13sike,you thought.
Hans instead will spawn more soldier than usual (usually 10 but picking dark path will make hans spawn more soldier 15 more than usual)
Yeah, but Fred is kinda cheep too because the major difficulty comes from the nearly undodgable punch that hits like a truck
Strategies for Vlad: He’s very oriented around close-quarters combat, so picking the Lance, Mage or Gunman class as a starter class is the best for his fight. Not many new players can beat Vlad, but the rewards you get are his Gas Mask (+15 stamina, poison resistance and defense) and Steroids (+20 attack and speed but -25 defense and blocking stamina)
Strategies for Kembell: Kembell is a very simple boss on paper, but his attacks are very quick and his defense is far greater than most starter bosses. First, break his shield. Most classes can do this with ease excluding support classes. His reflect and blocking abilities make him too strong to face, so the shield being gone is essentially your win condition. His slice attacks, while being one of the fastest for early bosses, can be dodged or blocked easily if you predict the AI. He will drop the shield (Reflect Skill, +15 defense) and a random piece of armor (all +5 defense). Note: Shield is only dropped if it’s at half durability or more when Kembell is killed.
Strategies for Tryker: His defense and damage outputs are impressive, but going for his legs with low attacks or Reflecting the missiles back at him will damage him more than just standard attacks. By this point, you’ve obtained some starter magic, but the best for this fight is Smokescreen. While basically useless outside of stealth missions, Tryker is unable to lock on to you with missiles if you use Smokescreen. Your best bet is to cast the spell, crouch, and slowly bash his kneecaps in. Your rewards will be Cardium Alloy Scraps (Materials for Cardium Mail armor, each piece giving a +10 defense with a set bonus of Cardium Wall skill, nullifying at least 3 hits before breaking.) and Tank Barrel (First boss drop that can be used as a weapon. Casts low-level explosion magic, most are useless except for Sky Brigade and Exterminate)
Strategies for Agent Cleaner: If you beat Vlad, you NEED this helmet to survive. The most useful spell at this level would be Cure, which can be found in the room right before this fight, hidden behind a fake wall. His spray attacks and potions have a lot of range, so stay behind or to the side of him at all times. His grab is pretty fast, so watch out for that by turning up your volume due to his muffled voice. He makes a fairly subtle quip (Doctor’s orders! or Hold still!) His second phase makes him rip off his mask in rage and spreads poison all over the arena. At that point, it’s a matter of how fast you can kill him before the poison gets you. He drops his Spray Gun (Happy Gas skill, procs poison on normal attacks) and his HAZMAT Suit (50% chance to nullify poison damage when taken, +17 defense overall)
Strategies for Nerf Sniper: This boss fight is unique, as you’re chasing him the whole fight, and instead of an arena, you’re following his tracks through a forest. Oh, and he’s trying to kill you via headshot from a tree. His shots pack a MASSIVE punch. Being a firearm, his railgun can pierce half of your armor defense bonus, so listen for a soft whirring sound followed by a red line pointing at your head. A good strategy is to use the 3 AoE skills you can find at this point. Crystallize, Concentrated Stormfall, and Wild Spin are best for hitting the Nerf Sniper out of his tree. When he falls, he’ll be stunned. Proceed to damage him like this in a cycle until he fires an unavoidable blast from the air. This is the start of his second phase, when he starts using multiple weapons (knives, bear traps, trip wires, etc.) to damage or stun you. When you finally kill him, you get his Customized Railgun (one of the first firearms you can obtain that’s actually useful, drawback of slow reload) and Survival Kit (Skill, heals for 500 HP, passive stamina regen, and buffs speed. Buffs last for 30s each.) Note: Smokescreen is currently bugged in this fight. Using it won’t prevent the Nerf Sniper from locking on to you until this issue is fixed.
EXTRA NOTE: Skipped Daniel because somebody else in the comments did him for me while I was procrastinating this. Thanks!
EXTRA EXTRA NOTE: Most of the other guides will be posted as responses in the comment section. If you ask for a guide to a boss, I will gladly answer. Just go in the comments and ask
Thanks !
never have i seen a youtube comment with a scroll button
Keep it up!
This strategies are fantastic!
Strategy for daniel: Daniel's first phase is simple, but nothing to scoff at, because at this point in the game, you haven't gathered much equipment that protects against firearms. So even if his projectiles are easy enough to dodge, they pack a punch when they land. Beyond that it's either a simple gunfight if you're a ranged class, or a fun bullet hell as you try to close the gap and hit him if you're a melee class. The second phase, however, flips the whole fight on its head. He gets suped up on his own supply, and takes the offensive, chasing you around the arena and firing wildly. Again, if you're playing a ranged class, this phase is trivial. Just back step and fire at him. But if you're playing a melee class, a shield is almost required. If you van survive his onslaught, he takes a breather before continuing. This is your moment to strike. Repeat until dead. When you defeat him, you get his twin hand cannons, your first firearm type weapon, and the frenzy tonic, a performance enhancing drug that increases attack and speed, at the cost of health and stamina.
I understand it may take a while but can you do most or the rest of them I like your stats they make sense
2:05 OMG a Crossover Boss with The Videogame Tuba Kingdom! This Game is a PEAK
Omg love Tuba Kingdom bro
0:00 tutorial
0:28 land of trash
1:02 world of Anime and American
2:06 WW4
3:36 The Judgement Four
As your adventure you defeat
The Judgment Four
Choose your path
Neutral path. Dark path.
Hero path
4:00 4:55 4:29
5:23 the lord of the cones
4:55 Side quest boss
6:47 Cheat code boss
7:16 the 3 Guardians of the law
Your comment is absolutely cool thanks man
>dark path
Fuckin LMAOed at this
Ok, hora de abrir o asepritre e o game maker
Side Quest boss is 5:55
And 6:25 is the final SQ Boss
The LOREEEE
When Hans is at 10 % HP, he has a flashback of his collegue demanding him to get the Flammenwerfer. That's where the real fun begins.
When hans is at 5% HP, he summons a tiger 1 heavy tank to support him.
When Hans at 1% health, he Will use schokolade (german chocolate) regenerate health up to 55%
Also, Hans summon 2 FLAK 88 and 4 panzer 4 F2
@@ramamaulana8922 I dont wanna be that guy but *Schokolade
@@ramamaulana8922you can only kill him you're fast enough to lower his health to 0 before he can eat the schokolade
but its not too hard because he stops attacking while eating schokolade, you can repeatedly attack in this short period
@@CharaDreemurr_Undertale but he summon 3 random regiment of volksgrenadier and two sd.kfz.scout car 234
Fun fact here: After completing the Hell’s Kitchen side quest, you can go back and sneak into Gordon’s room during service hours at the restaurant. In his room is a diary. It’s within this diary it’s revealed that Kembell the cardboard major was actually trained by Gordon in both swordsmanship and culinary skills. From there you gotta go back to Kembell and ask him to cook for you. He’ll oblige and from there you will unlock the best healing item in the game; Perfect risotto. It heals all your HP and Mana as well as increase all your stats due to how good the food is.
Bonus fact: In an NG+ play through, if you eat the perfect risotto, Kembell will comment on it, decreasing his attack power.
It's not much to negate his insane damage, and it's a waste of a healing item, but it's pretty cool that they have details like this.
I thought Kembell trained Gordon in sword.
I heard if you can no hit his guardians and Gordon himself you get the lamb sauce talisman which increases stars by 10% and increases healing item effectiveness, never seen anyone do it due to the insane attack Gordon dishes out
@@Old-Sport-1987 Well there is ANOTHER way but it’s just as impossible to do. You must complete 12 dinner services in a row in Hell’s Kitchen without making a mistake. Reloading after a mistake won’t save you either since after the service, Gordon will call you dishonest and tell you to start the challenge from the beginning.
What is the name of the song when Kembell appears?
,,How many final bosses do you want to have?"
This guy: ,, *yes* "
They are final bosses for different playtroughs i think, for different endings like a good, neutral, and evil ending, also whatever else qualifies for a different ending
@@phobia_master-lord_of_early at the end of many fights tou have a choice to spare the boss, sinilar to undertale
@@PersonontheInternet963 if you kill some and spare others do you get a neutral ending? Or a variation of an evil ending?
@@PersonontheInternet963yeah, sparing them lets you get the secret ending where they team up with you to beat skelestage (secret final boss) I don’t know why that wasn’t covered in this video though?
@@phobia_master-lord_of_earlyneutral is killing the morally corrupt and sparing the innocent
Imagine waking up one morning to find out that you were given a dedicated boss song. And a pretty awesome one at that.
Yes also don't forget the stream of heroes that are trying to kill you everywhere you go
@@siyavuyafamatye380"oh! Hey jak-"
*Gets shot.*
Sounds like you're that one lucky guy
@siyavuyafamatye380 but you respawn in a groundhog day style nightmare, only to be slain again by the next worthy hero
And imagine also you woke up with guns strapped to your hands legendary
As a German, I can say that Hans is an ancient god of ours who was sealed away because he became too powerfull
I have returned
@@HanzTheHellDiversave Germany Hanz! You're their only hope of salvation!
@@travzac619 It shall be done
Reminds me of Majima's summon animation in Yakuza: Like a Dragon. Except its a German soldier naruto running down the wall of the Reichstag building throwing dizens of stick grenades like throwing knives, causing a huge explosion when his superhero landing connects.
:0
He's returned!
Hans, buddy, how's it been??
I was busy drinking petrol and diesel all this time, so I had forgotten to help you out with that fun thing of yours in 1939, but don't worry, ima help out the next time you start another cool experiment!
The tactical wizard is one of the most well rounded bosses. His combination of magic, technology and weaponry requires a well rounded playstyle to defeat
It's the easiest boss I've ever fight, tips for you:
*"Don't let him prepare his attack, as soon as timer icon appear on top of his hat, spam your best combos immediately, don't ever give him chance, ever"*
I managed to kill him but the napalm attack was the most annoying
Man, his Panzerfaust Blitzkrieg was the most annoying for me
Yo what’s the drop chance on his helmet and staff? I’ve heard the helmet highlights weaknesses on all enemies and apparently that specific aspect can be applied as a mod once the helmet is destroyed?
Yeah it’s hard to truly beat him.
You can’t exploit him using counter spells due to his technology and you can’t cheese his technology and weaponry with disable attacks due to the magic. You can’t just cheese the fight.
Dialogue for all characters
0:01 so you want to embark on this journey well I beleive your to weak so I want to see your fighting skill
0:16 You,ve taken down vlad and have proven yourself worthy but just to make sure...
0:29 SYSTEMS ONLINE [RECALIBRATING CANNON] REBOOT ANYLISIS COMPLETE, ENEMY RECOGNIZED, COMBAT SYSTEMS... INITIATED
0:50 target acquired preparing to strike, deodorant armed, mission control im coming in
1:02 I AM GODLIKE YOU CANT POSSIBLY DEFEAT ME I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Awesome 😂
Let me back you up
1:22 "You won't see me, you won't hear me, it's Nerf, or nothing misses!"
1:37 "I studied your tactics, I have the knowledge to defeat you, you chance of victory is unlikely."
2:05 "YOU WILL NOT SURPASS MY NOTES, ALLOW ME TO PLAY YOU A SONG TO YOUR DEMISE!"
2:30 "I have trained for this. You will not succeed against my tactics."
2:45 "By the Will of the gods I SHALL CLEANSE THIS HERESY IN HOLY ATOMIC FIRE!"
3:08 "You will not defeat mein war machine, a thousand disciplined bullets shall eradicate you."
3:43 1st one: YOUR ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN TO ACCOUNT
3rd one: YOU BE CHARGED FOR YOUR CRIMES
all in unison: WE WILL NOT FORGET WHAT YOU
@@brickcraftproductions3065 you are an absolute legend. Thx for completing it I didn't have time😅
You people, are cooking something here ✍🏻📜🔥
Someone who knows how to code should make this an actual game
:eyes:
Plis i beg you
Make it be called adventures of the nut dealer
@@jessicamoody2206 you mean rental due?
Maybe but that would probably be the sequel
Fred had such a very sad backstory. From how he was treated abusely by his parents when he's still a child, how he was treated like a curse by the society when he was growing up, to how he was forcefully ordered to do labor restelssly in the heat of the noon and many more. But after all those hardships and treatment, he remained composed and kind and prove those people who belittle him that he will be the person they will look up to one day.
Underrated
Sir, I didn't give you the permission to describe my life
Also you need to first take out the eyes he spawns as it gives the a de buff called disappointment it makes your character unconscious for a few seconds allowing Fred to use tears of the holy god which is almost a instant kill without the tryant armor and blade set from the Hell’s Kitchen boss fights and Mr penguino to get the death’s bladed knight combo.
Dude, i can never do 100% no damage while fighting him on phase 2, how do I dodge his belt whip attack 😭
@dejhonnitired6093 you need to get out of his range of attack, that's why in second phase, they punish you for being aggressive by adding in a unblockable attack
Honestly Fred was one of the most heartbreaking characters in the game. In the hero path he's honestly on par with the main character in terms of strength and arguably may be even stronger at times. He's also such a great moral compass, just wanting the best for everyone around him and doing this quest because he believes it is the right thing to do. To disappoint him so harshly in the dark path and confront him at the end to knock him down is so hard even if you haven't played the Hero path yet because his way of life makes him so compelling and he's such a pure guy that you're just crying the entire fight and you want to lose on purpose. 10/10, best RPG character ever made.
I’m telling you, I was not expecting the paranoid doctor to do me dirty and stab Kevin in the neck like that. Killing him in the hero path boss fight was pure dopamine.
That sucks, man 😢
It's reflected in the game play as well, with him being able to use your own strengths against you as well as knowing your weaknesses, all built up in the story as you trained together. The ai adaptation is honestly so good it feels like fighting a real friend, selling the games themes even more
I was fuvkin balling my eyes out when I fought him, even before that I had sad premonition's that we were goin to fight em'. I knew this cuz of just how kind and powerful Fred is, he was just a kind & pure guy that you can't get angry at for long and he was just so absolutely powerful (Ex. Him beatin the shit out of 3 gangs at the same time when we first meet him) and honestly for the longest time when I was playin I thought the game was gon' pull a trick and make HIM the savior of The Land of Forgotten Nightmares in the Neutral Chosen and Hero Savior route if we managed to save it. And to see him so harshly disapointed by our dark decisions due to us playing the Dark Villain path is just....
I'm goin to go cry into a corner again if you don't mind md
Fred was a great boss. but if i'm being honest, he can be kind of a pain in the ass to fight. all his attacks do a ton of damage, which shouldn't come as a surprise considering he was introduced by killing Tryker in a single hit, but still! it also doesn't help that there are only two party members for this fight: you and the ultimate gamer. even though the ultimate gamer is incredibly powerful, only having two people in your party means you don't have a lot of room for error.
Waw soundtrack for Hans is great, can already hear him summoning 60 grenades to grenade spam me
Petition to make "R/Bossfight: The Videogame" a real game with different mechanics and gameplay styles for each boss
this and r/itemshop items
I'm a programmer and believe me I have no idea how the fuck I would make this into a complete game.
Petition signed
Gaming resembling archetypes (it gets worse the later you go)
Vlad : Zangief
Tryker : MG Ray
Agent Cleaner : Mr Freeze
Drug dealer : Breaker Majima
Chris : Jetstream Sam
Nerf Sniper : The END
Sigma : Paladin Danze
Hanz : The Fear
judgement 4 : amon borthers
Neutral Final boss : MasterCheif + Sephiroth
Dark Final Boss : Artorias + Lucifer
Hero final boss : Senator Armstrong + handler Walter
True Final Boss : Kiryu + Doomslayer + Hisoka + Vergil
Gordon : Doomslayer
Mr Penguin : anakin + the boss + makoto yuki
Law guardians : Garp + aokiji + kizaru
@@fresherewe8064make it literal IRL
Protag is a soldier
Graduation boss is Vlad
On his first mission, shit goes badly south, in the end encounter trykey..
Blow his ass up, protag CO blames you for his fuckup, you get demoted to cleanup.
Do some cleanups, somebody else screws you over and agent Cleaner is here to teach you a lesson
Bleach his ass and now you are pissed off
Need weapons, you randomly stumble into cartel territory.. fight your way out.. find drug addict gunman...
He nice at first... You say the wrongest possible thing to the man..
Boss fight time... You OD the drugger on his own shit.. he has the high of a lifetime and jizzes himself dead..
Now you are messed up, on the run a rouge
Time skip and random encounters in industrial area, you are sniped from afar
Nerf sniper boss... You take cover and hide to ambush him, slowly make your way to him, but the only way to him is mined to fuck and exposed as fuck.
Take a few hours.. reach the sniper (and jab him at close range)
Dude turns out to be one of your (not so friendly, bully's groupie type)
You run, cops reach a few hours later. Mercenaries now after you
On a trip through a desert, you reach a Oasis.. find nice guy who is there to help you
You two wade the desert and are almost at the town.. the nice guy reveals himself a merc but appeals to your honor
"A duel to the death"
Chris is in front of you.. you cringe him with American gun jutsu. He dies raging like a soy wojack
Hans has unlimited auto spam granade around him, definitely one of the hardest boss. His gun attacks are crazy fast and accurate too.
Most people don’t have enough ammo for it but sigmas weapon does a lot of attak damage so if you have around 6 rounds saved Hans boss fight can be cheesed pretty easily hopefully they don’t nerf
Hans even able to make you (player) scared because of his insane agility giving you -40% morale, making you attack slower or even tried to automatically suicide. Not to mention the fact he is a WW2 veteran Will give you a debuff such as:
-well....might give up then (surrender to Hans when you reach 5% health will have a 20% chance to surrender automatically)
-oh God......... I'm scared
(There's a small chance that your character Will try to stay away and you can't attack making it harder)
-goodbye world.......
(Your character Will automatically suicide when you have 10% morale left or if Hans spawn a panzer division)
-run away
(Your character Will run away from Hans resulting immediate mission failed if you didn't came prepared) (5% chance)
His ultimate attack lies in the circle he's making. He could summon from normal artillery, napalm bombardment, missile attacks, tank meteor, or event a whole aircraft carrier crashing down at you! Tank meteor got 50% chance of happening and will automatically kill if you're in the blast range.
There is a secret item called the "shield of david" which can give you 80% resistance from his attacks. It is sold by the jewish merchant. Who only appears near the ruins of auschwitz
Truly the Heart of the Reich.
Imagine if all these bosses had complex lore and backstories like the bosses in Dark Souls.
Esto tiene que ser un mod
Cómo ejemplo está hans, literalmente es un monstruo, es egoísta manipulador, es como floy en undertail pero peor.....
The French Invasion
The fact that they have different titles imply that they are all in the same world/game therefore the ultimate super boss is indeed the camera man
Mr Penguino is a true neutral and the most powerful force in existence seeking freedom from his boredom. He tests the players power and if he is beaten a substantial reward
Honestly speaking, Patrick the Musician has some of the best tactical chords I've ever had the honor of dodging. His boom bass sequence was absolutely sick.
And his solo during his death sequence brings tears to my eyes every time i finish. 😢
RIP Pat the Musician. Your final somber sung soliloquy will always be remembered. 😊
Same man. Though, i found out you can simply skip the fight. By abusing the speedy boots, grenade launcher, and aiming correctly, you can launch past his boss room. I do suggest you don't try this with a save file with a lot of progress as you can softlock yourself. Also, use juggernaut instead of scout. While yes, scout gives a 50% speed boost, the extra health from juggernaut can help when using rhe grenade launcher, since splash damage. Not sure if they've patchrd the glitch yet.
When you discover that the "death solo" can actually hit kill you if you're too close: what the f#ck!?
@Kai_96 yeah, really relatable
1:27 Did You Know? If you set your console/PCs internal clock forward a week, you’ll actually trigger a unique cutscene where you can find that QNS has died from exposure. This will then be followed up by a game over screen with Vlad saying “You’ve created a time paradox!”
I know where that came from
SNNAAAAAAKE EEEEEATERRRRR
Did you know exclusively on console there's an extremely secret boss that not a lot of people have found. The Great Pipe King.
@@krasherz2274what a thrill~
Why did I read this in that RUclips shorts AI voice?
Lord of the Cones is such an underrated boss, its final boss second phase being called Lord of the Conesmos is such an understatement of how powerful and difficult he is.
couldnt get past his first phase due to the sheer amount of cones being spammed at me
But did you know that he can damage himself with his own cones? Not if he just walks into them, only the player gets damaged by that. But when the cones are coming up from the ground, if you can kite him into the indicators fast enough, he'll damage himself when they come out. The timing is incredibly tight, but the damage is big.
He was harder to beat than Chakravana in Asura's Wrath!
@@lexecomplexe4083Chakravartin right?
ahahahahahahaha...
you're a smart guy, you've clearly picked up some flashy tricks, but... made one crucial mistake.
you forgot about the essence of the game.
*it's about the cones.*
Honestly that fight with Fred broke me. Going down the dark path, causing so much pain to the point that your ally and friend you've had since the prolouge steps up to stop you, becoming the True Hero you couldn't be only for him to fail to stop you. Truly gut wrenching stuff.
I couldn't force myself to kill fred after all we have been through together i just erased the save file and did the hero path
Well I did the dark path just to get an achievement cause I like my achievement grind and an interesting thing about Fred is that any piece of equipment you’ve given him he will use,like if you give him like 16 health pots he will use them when necessary,even using revives you’ve given him to stay in the fight,even the armour you give him will also be used if you equip it on him,and he even has some interesting dialogue if you complete his parent’s quest to find his grandfather’s past possessions he will sometimes say “YOU HELPED MY FAMILY,AND FOR WHAT!?” Honestly that dialogue just made me burst in tears
Yeah but he kind of deserved it
Like you helped the true gamer to fully power up, or like the fact that he did unspeakable crimes in the first game
I chose to spare him, unfortunately he kills you, but you do get the ‘I’m sorry’ achievement when he does
@@Fordbonelab i mean you killed his wife and kids what did you expect
0:01 Vlad the teacher: learn the controls and buttons
0:16 Kembell the cardboard major: learn the combos and rolls
0:29 Kryker the leggy tanker: use parrys to return the shots
0:46 Agent cleaner: Know When and Where to attack
1:03 Daniel the akimbo Drvg dealer: dont forget to use the Block button and attack when recharging
1:22 The quiet Nerf sniper: A side scroller while trying to evade the Shots
1:39 Chris the educated otaku: destroy the anime cardboard waifus to enrage him and counterattack (A summary of the previous boss fights)
2:06 Patrick the Musician: Pay attention to the rhythm to counterattack (Be aware of the mayonnaise)
2:33 Rocky the Tactical wizard: Rush him to interrupt his spells to attack and take cover when he uses guns
2:47 Sigma the Nuclear Crusader: you have to defeat him before the Time runs out (Gain additional time by winning the QTE)
3:10 Hans the ancient german: be aware of the Boss stage for Hidden bombs
3:38 The Judgement Four: A Four staged bossfight with all the Previous Bosses mechanics randomized between the four (Now its time to use all the consumables)
4:04 The Ultimate Gamer: Test Your might (You Shouldn't have used ALL the consumables)
4:32 Fred The True Hero: Your Reward for doing the Dark path
4:58 Kevin the Paranoid doctor: She didn't Di3d on the surgery... It WAS YOU!!!
5:24 The Lord of the cones: Its Only Him and You. Prove him That you ARE THE HERO!
5:52 The Hell's kitchen squad: This is either the easiest or the hardest bossfight ( it depens if you have beaten the Judgement four)
6:24 Gordon the Kitchen demon: Use the parry or you are COOKED
6:48 Mr penguino: A lot of stuff its happening in the Screen and OOPSS you're d3ad now
7:17 The 3 guardians of the Law: You wanted a challenge? HERE'S YOUR CHALLENGE (one hit and youre dead + no consumables or summons)
The Three Guardians of the Law are such an underrated boss fight. They teach you not to attack recklessly and ground you in reality if you think yourself too powerful. They teach you that you still need to learn their patterns and weave through their attacks lest you face their grievous judgement, which is driven home by how they complement each others' attacks and cover for each other.Truly a masterpiece boss fight.
The lore between each Guardian is so complex and mysterious, we need to know their names.
Just like the 3 Hat knights in Dark Souls 3
It is canon however that no one has ever actually beaten their third phase
They also all wield the Wallhanger escalibur wich you can unlock after the fight at the Wish Trader
Bro I think I bought the wrong game then
The Three Guardians of the Law attack patterns were determined by AI in my save file
Or does it vary from save to save cause I started my game on save slot 3?
For the gordon bossfight it is best to enchant your weapon with "secret lambsauce" which can be found a few rooms after the hells kitchen squad bossfight
Wait, was it in the room with the keypad door? I knew the tape I picked up from after that boss battle was meant for something.
Doing that would result in an attack buff for Gordon too tho so use it on your own discretion
A time stamp for the songs with their bosses...
Vlad The Teacher
0:01 Interstellar retribution
Kambell The Cardboard Major
0:15 American swing
Tryker The Leggy Tank
0:28 Song that might play when you fight sans (from Undertale, duh)
[I am personally going to beat this guy ass for putting that]
Agent Cleaner
0:46 Shuffle and spawn
Daniel The Akimbo Drug Dealer
1:01 One eyed dancer
The Quiet Nerf Sniper
1:22 Megalo strikes back (from earthbound 2012)
Chris The Educated Otaku
1:38 Collective consciousness (from metal gear rising)
Patrick The Musician
2:05 Bass renaissance (from Saints row 4)
[If he doesn't know then neither do I]
Rocky The Tactical Wizard
2:30 Devil trigger (from Devil may cry 5)
Sigma The Nuclear Crusader
2:45 or 2:46 Megalith agnus dei (from ace combat 4)
[Trying to get it on a good transition for ya'll]
Hans the Ancient German
3:07 or 3:08 Heart of the Reich soundtrack (from COD World at War)
[Painful memories I had to play the whole game in Spanish]
The Judgment Four
3:35 Fiercest warrior ver.0 (from yakuza 0)
[Ver.0??? I never there were versions but ok.]
The Ultimate Gamer
3:39 or 3:40 Reign game version (from yakuza 0)
[Ight I'm a bit confused Reign game version???]
Fred The True Hero
4:28 Pledge of demon (from yakuza 0)
Kevin The Paranoid Doctor
4:55 It has to be this way (from metal gear rising)
The Lord Of the Cones
5:22 or 5:23 Two dragons (from yakuza 0)
The Hell's Kitchen Squad
5:50 Receive and bite you (from yakuza 4)
Gordan The Kitchen Demon
6:20 or 6:21 Bury the light (from Devil may cry 5)
[I heard this song so much that I feel tired from hearing it]
Mr. Penguino
6:46 Mass destruction (from persona 3)
The Three Guardians Of The LAW
7:16 Redemption soundtrack (from COD Black Ops 1)
This will be probably my first and last time making a time stamp.
I hope this helps you guys and if you want me to adjust it with info let me know.
This is great just wish it was closer to the top
@@draydemon2811 Understandable but nothing I can do about it
Thanls
Under rated comment
Game name: The Ultimate game
0:00 The Russian metal - An avarage russian guy - First boss (When defeated,You obtain 130 EXP,1 money)
0:15 The Boxing Warrior - Has an obsetion for cardboard - Second boss (When defeated,You obtain box armour,150 EXP,1 money)
0:28 Teg - The tallest tank ever - Third boss (When defeated,You obtain a new weapon, *The slinkey sword* |special abilities:Can expand up to one meter|)
0:46 Cleaner Dave - Protects the palace cause he just cleaned the floor - fourth boss (When defeated,You obtain 450 EXP,5 money)
1:01 Aimbot Adam - He is a proffensional assasin,You feel danger - Fifth boss (When defeated you obtain 570 EXP,8 money.And a new ability | **Dash**)
1:22 The American Stranger - He chalanges you to a clash - Sixth boss (When defeated,You obtain 650 EXP,10 money)
1:37 The Reverse Sushi - Now *Hes* the one turning you into sushi - Seventh boss (When defeated, You obtain Sushi's armour)
2:05 The upstairs neighbor Gustavo - You told him to be quiet,now face his wrath - Sixth boss (When defeated, You obtain 950 EXP,15 money)
2:30 Bob The War wizard - You can sense danger even by looking at him, Your determined - Seventh boss (When defeated,You obtain 1234 EXP,100 money)
2:46 The Nuclear Sigma - You get to a fight between what is better,women or men - Eighth boss (When defeated you get new armour, *The sigma helmet* | Defence: 50)
3:07 Hadolf Atler - You joke about hitlers death, Now his son will get his revenge - Ninth boss (When defeated you get 2500 EXP,800 money)
3:35 Helletubies - You feel a tingle in your stomach, Something about them seems...*Familiar* - Tenth/Penultimante boss *When defeated you get 5000 EXP, 800 money)
4:00 The Godly Gamer - You beat him in a ranked match 5 times, *Hes pissed* - Final boss neutral path (When defeated drops 10,000 EXP, 1500 money and 1/3 endings unlnocked)
4:28 Dark david the angry lepricaun - He woke up and chose violence - Final boss dark path (When defeated drops 20,000 EXP, 5500 money and 2/3 endings unlocked)
4:55 Max The mask man - He heard you cough, *Your gonna have a bad time...* - Final boss hero path (When defeated drops 150,000 EXP, 100,000 money)
5:23 Master Cone - *Prepare for the end*, - TRUE FINAL BOSS (When defeated drops 1,000,000,000 EXP 1,00,000,000 money and a note "I will rise again. - Master Cone"*
5:51 The Kitchen Killers - You ditrispedcted their cooking, They are pissed of now - Side quest boss (When defeated the final boss will appear)
6:20 Gordon the Kitchen killer - You killed his best chefs,Hes pissed ang gets his ultimate weapon - Side quest final boss (When defeated the NPC will give a reward)
6:46 Noot Noot The lightaber penguin - ??? - Secret boss (When defeated nothing will happen)
7:16 The 3 S.W.A.T.U.T.I.M.A.T.E Members - ??? - 100% Unlockable boss (When defeated nothing will happen)
How dare you change the names of the characters
I like to imagine the ancient German would make the weapons circle him and then whichever one it lands on triggers that attack pattern
And his second phase is a panzer division
some devil may cry Vergil shit
@@synthtoaster and final one is the Luftwaffe
@@galladesamurai2380 JA kamarad
yeah, they just all circle him and he shoots them at you sometimes, and summons tanks peiodically
If this was a real, playable game, no matter how much it would cost, I would 100% buy and play this.
This game would be so bat shit insane
@@oldhunterundol3243 Indeed.
Really? At WHAT price would you give it up?...
@@RepublicofMJ Depends on how good the quality is.
@@PillocksAnimationCentre extremely high quality but free
I must say, hell kitchen sidequest is truly hellish.
The fight with HK fight was hard enough but the boss fight, he able to summon random chef was too much especially when he could give huge buff to them by giving insult or black apron.
Here's the tip, his "salmon cut" has the highest accuracy so try to confuse him before he could use that attack by boiling the coldwater.
Also you forgot "Roasting" attack . It is pretty dangerous because it deals giant EMOTIONAL DAMAGE (which is unblockable) if you fail dexterity saving throw ( to make perfect beef )
To prevent that EMOTIONAL DAMAGE you need to pull uno reverse card and he cooks a meal for you . You can roast him for meal , dealing EMOTIONAL DAMAGE , but meal won't heal you . If you decide just to eat this delicious meal , you get full hp heal .
Yes it was hard, but this whole quest is the only way to get recipe for legendary "Lamb Sauce".
@@wiktoriaskoczylas5164 I passed final boss on "Asian" difficulty just because of this recipe . I filled up half of my inventory with it , and quarter of inventory with boots (to avoid walking damage) and another quarter filled up with shields ( to avoid physical damage ) . Every attack of the final boss (good ending route ) was just breaking my shields ! So my tactic : eat lamb ( and have damage +hp+stamina recobery boosts),take 2 shields , say "I'mfucking invincible!" And kill boss with shield bashes .
why the fuck did i immediately think of hollow knight when i saw HK
@@deep_sea_creature99999 same here
Alternate names:
0:01 Comrade Vladimir
0:16 The DIY Knight
0:28 Tryker the Tank Centaur
0:46 The Eternal Cleaner
1:02 Local Crackhead
1:22 Timothy the Foam Assassin
1:38 Dr. Weeb
2:05 Godfrey Brassvoice
2:31 Rex the Explosive Mage
2:46 Crusader of the Holy Nuke
3:08 Hans the Undefeated
3:35 The Four Colors of Death
4:00 Gary the Collector
4:29 Upstanding Citizen
4:55 Adam the Sickless
5:23 The Coned One
5:51 The 4 Kitchen Demons
6:21 The Abyssal Chef
6:46 Primordial Monstrosity
7:16 Keepers of Justice
It's really heart breaking when you have to fight Fred, he's on your crew throughout the whole game. And then you turn your back on him and the world.
Fortunately it's an optional boss fight and will only appear if you take the dark route, in the light route he is still your ally, but it is still necessary to complete his quest so that he doesn't die later in the story.
@@CarlosLopez-vn1heI wonder why people even dare to take the dark route. There's literally nothing good in it.
@@loppicatthey are evil beings.
@@loppicatDid you even play the game? I'm not going into too much detail on the Path of Darkness end here because you REALLY should play through it here but it's pretty clearly the better ending for the world overall. Path of Light ends well for your character, but that reveal at the end kinda screws over everyone else, don't it?
@@suitguy969 You missed the point of the light path entirely if that's what you think.
Yes, if you take the dark path and seize the cone lord's power then you prevent him from returning, whereas in the light path it's implied he'll be back. However, the entire point of the light path is that your character realizes that they don't have to be alone. Because of the friends and allies you make, and all the people you help, the world is full of people who can help fight him when he returns. Meanwhile if you take the dark path, sure, you bring about 'world peace', in order to achieve that you've become a paranoid dictator, hated and feared by everyone, and you've killed everyone besides yourself who could ever help the world. And remember, even after absorbing the cone lord's power, your character IS still mortal. You're still going to die one day, and when that happens, the world will just fall into chaos again.
To take the light path your character has to accept that they won't control the situation, but in the long run it's 100% for the best.
Vlad the teacher's ability: None, cuz he's the tutorial boss.
Kembell's ability: Cardboard shield (Ignores all damage for the next hit)
Tryker's ability: Cannon Pew (First ranged enemy, deals 6% damage, also he is really fast lol)
Agent cleaner ability: Spray (blinds you and causes 5% damage)
Daniel's ability: Trigger finger (Shoots many bullets at once, but low damage. You better crouch! 40% if you get caught in all of them)
Nerf Sniper's ability: Bullseye (Weapon glows and shoots a giant bullet that deals 35% damage, 70% if you get headshot)
Chris's ability: Sword stack (Dashes foward and impales you if hit, and throws you to the ground. Total 30% damage)
Patrick's ability: Sound wave (Deals 60% damage to a side of the arena, but slow attack setup, get behind him!)
Rocky's ability: Spell (Either restores 25% health, gives him 30%+ critical hit chance or gives him invincibility for 4 seconds)
Sigma's ability: Switch (Switches to sword, shield or nuclear launcher)
Hans's ability: Panzer tank (Gets an assist tank that has 400% HP total, and grants invulnerability to Hans until you destroy it.)
Judgement four's ability: Reinforcements (4 people at once?!)
Ultimate Gamer's ability: All abilities at once, just slightly weaker.
Fred's ability: Fracture (Slows you by 1% each successful hit, can stack and is permanent)
Kevin's ability: Vaccinate? (Gives you poison every successful hit, deals 1% damage every 0.5 seconds up to 8 seconds, can stack)
Lord of the cones ability: Cone Clone (4 cones and only 1 is really him)
Hell's kitchen squad ability: Burn (takes 2% health every second up to 6 seconds, cannot stack)
Gordon's ability: Minions (The hell's kitchen squad is back!)
Mr Penguino's ability: Dematerialize (Instant kills you if you don't kill him in 2 minutes)
Guardian's ability: Arrest, Tackle and Taser
Arrest: Unable to use any attacks for 6 seconds
Tackle: Tackles you to the ground, dealing 5%-10% damage
Taser: Unable to move for 4 seconds
I made a list of boss signature drops
Hans’ signature ability should be that he can spawn a Panzer tank to assist him, which he climbs inside of and is invulnerable until you destroy it
something else hans should have, he summons that ring of stuff in the image and throws it at you (mainly the stick grenades)
@@hngh6404 Damn okay
Gordon also has a lot of high damage attacks and insta-kills (don’t worry, they have the same symbols as FX the other instakills do) plus a lot of combos, he’s actually harder than the final bosses
[R/Bossfight: The videogame is one of the most masterpieces of all time
R/item shop would be a rpg
I love how people think of them as real bosses from a game, but the reality is that they all are straight up Dead Rising bosses
I can’t believe the foreshadowing of Hans when Daniel talks about his former partner gone rouge. Truly amazing writing
its günter tho
@@CharaDreemurr_UndertaleGünter also talks about him when he's idle in your party's house.
@@randomzombie2901 aye, fair enough
If you help some soviets soldiers to finish their task (atleast 3 or more) you get a buff.
It's called "The sacred war."
The sacred war is a buff that allows you to call reinforcement consisted of 15 conscript,4 T-34 76 and 3 random artillery.
Bosses that facing a player with this buff Will get -15% moral and +20% aiming time.
Also, enemies that are spawned by bosses Will have a 17.5% chance of either scared or surrendered if their equipment is weaker than Players equipment.
@@CharaDreemurr_UndertaleHe also talks about his adventures with Hans he calls "A Truce to Forget" in the post-game.
Tried playing through this on extreme difficulty. It was easy at first since, however Sigma gave me some trouble. I kept on forgetting about his Sigma Shield, so that made things difficult. I kept on going until The Judgment Four. These guys usually aren't that tough, but in extreme difficulty they get a new attack that totally destroyed me. I'm still stuck here, and I've basically given up.
Advice for his battle, if you use the Gas Mask obtained from Vlad, you can dodge the Judgement Four's fast-speed attacks and getting hits in with the color-specific orbs that spawn in. After that, it's just learning the patterns and you may chisel them down and beat them. I haven't mastered the next boss on extreme difficulty however, so you might need to look for other advice.
my strat is spamming a poison spell with the mag attack buff from the eldritch cat companion and archmage set and dodge until it dies, fred helps with dps if you have him levelled to around 20ish for the second passive
Using Chris's graduate hat you can raise your dodge percentage for the rapid speed blitz attack and then use Chris's unlockable (obtained by killing him with atleast 70% health remaining) to counter attack based on the number of dodges executed during the fight.
Ik i'm late but whatever. To beat the judgement four, you need the mutant custard, which summons a slendertub to fight alongside you against the four. The slendertub is insanely strong so it will make the battle easier, but prioritize keeping it alive. If it dies, game over.
Don't forget that you should kill the red one first since he has the lowest defense and the other 3 will lose 45% attack strength
Fred the True Hero will always get me in the feels. Restarted my entire 400 hour playthrough just so I could avoid the final blow :(
Same... It's Fred that got me deep into the lore and feelings. I could not just hit the last blow.
His fight is very well designed in the way that it makes you feel like a monster. You've slaughtered everyone in the cruelest ways possible, and this man is trying to fight to avenge them all.
@@arstotzka6520 I didn't think much of it going through the route, but I got my first taste of feels when I fought Chris the Educated Otaku. He was annoying on the first blind playthrough, but going through the Dark route, he really changes his whole demeanour; sacrificing himself to alert Fred the True Hero was all part of his keikaku (Japanese for plan). And his friendship attack! Don't get me started on that. I really felt bad when he reached out for his childhood friend just before dying. :(
He is my fav
just dont trust kevin, he was brain washing you to kill fred
4:44 dark path 💀
The Lord of the cones is one of my favorite final bossfights ever!
The buildup was amazing. The Reveal what your brother greg was the evil prince seeking after the cone crown was amazing. Instead of living on taking the crown we realized the one we had was a fake all along. I Still remember walking into that dark field and hearing the words "My brother, you should not have come here". It was amazing! The fight was a challenge and the story was amazing. Such a great way to cap off my favorite game
Yeah,especially the fact that he has 230,000,000 hp!
For me, Lord of the Cones was the hardest boss.
The best part was that you were playing as all three of the routes that you go through.
DUDE! SPOILERS!
beautiful story
Weirdly speed runners actually always go to the Hell's Kitchen sidequest early, actually clipping past the barrier into the area before you can get the quest. This is because due to level layout geometry it's possible to do a wrong warp from there to Hans arena, skipping bosses 3-8 and saving a huge chunk of time. It does however lock you into the neutral ending so speed runs for specific other endings or thebtrue ending cannot use it. But for any % it saves on average two and a half hours.
Sigma is such an unfortunate boss honestly. The lore and quests you do for him, along with the cinematic scenes and move make for a great end for such a love ale character. And the way he comes back to help you in the final boss hero path is great, and when he finally sacrifices himself and rights his wrongs, it’s a really amazing way to see such a good character go. He wasn’t ever evil in my opinion, just broken.
Don't forget he gets a massive buff and gifts you a weapon (the holy hand-grenade) if you ignore the kitchen demon’s offer and kill him.
@@Mr._Galaxywideoh yea right but the grenade is only useful if you craft it into the gas variant which can has priority damage to Hans you only need ammonia and bleach
Ikr. All those times he destroyed cities he was just following the orders of a higher power. He saw his wrongdoings and in the main story he seeks to atone for his actions. Such a great character ark
@@Mr._Galaxywideof course, but the kitchen demons deal is much better on the dark path because the hellfork is the only thing that does good damage against Fred and other true hero characters
@@Mr._Galaxywideyoo i used the Holy hand granade And It was very op, i have a question, Is it possible to use 2 at the same time?
The Lord Of The Cones is one of my favourite video game bosses ever. The build up to it is great, slowly finding out the lore about every final boss in the game, then finding the secret final area and fighting this boss is amazing. I also love the constant fourth wall breaks, which make this boss even more menacing.
I adore the fact that these images actually exist.
These people are Legends.
Patrick the musician has to be my favorite boss, the gameplay is fun and creative, and I like the rhythm based mechanics. (Or just the music theme in general.)
He has a nice character too, the burning passion he has for music, which is a reason he challenges you. I love how he became an ally later in the hero route.
Do you know the music name?
@@josevillanueva2944a bass renaissance
@@josevillanueva2944ruclips.net/video/Qo6bklfI184/видео.htmlsi=F5VFip0ha1cW8BRW
This guy already exists in Postal Brain Damaged
F por qué lo matamos en la ruta oscura 😔
"FRED!! THE TRUE HERO!! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED YOU THE MOST?!!"
"Being fooled by you and your heartless deeds that you deemed 'necessary' and 'righteous'... I must stop you here."
sorry i couldnt help but recite the dialog that fight is one of my favourites
One of the coldest moments in all of gaming gotta be when you defeat the Hell‘s kitchen squad and then Gordon comes in and just chops their heads off in one clean slash and then is just like „you forgot the lamb sauce you donkeys“ before turning his head to you and just calmly saying „looks like we got another donut to poke holes into“ also the fact that you don’t even get any healing AND they had the audacity to have us fight the entire Squad again ANNNNND do that annoying ass run back through Hell’s Kitchen is crazy. Still one of the best side quests ever made and when you finally get Gordon’s cursed kitchen Nightmare slicer it’s all worth it anyways
7:19 I need to see more soldiers wearing modern armour/gear posing with medieval weapons.. it just looks so cool😫
Tf is that emoji
@@anon2916hes comin
@@rayodestello9202cumin*
@@rayodestello9202could he at least not coums 🤑 on me
Za fuk hans
This game changed my life. It was a bunch of fun to play it with my friends. Everytime I see Fred The True Hero the memories of joy fills my heart.
A mí me llenan de tristeza,porque al final el llora al ver en lo que nos convertimos....."un monstruo"
I agree yakuza 0 has some solid bangers. Actually scratch that. When you have a song called "one eyed dancer" and its an absolude blast youve done something right. The entire OST is amazing
A lot of the songs are yakuza and I love the use of all of them in the video
A lot of people forget why Hans’ boss fight is so freaking good.
Sure his fight is challenging without being BS, and his attacks are interesting, and there’s a ton of tricks you can pull off to beat him.
But it also makes such an excellent story beat. He’s never really an ally, but he’s not an enemy either. Throughout the game you sort of learn about his past, and his motivations. You learn to love him, and sympathize with him. And then you get to this part of the game, where it turns out he was manipulated by Kevin the Paranoid Doctor, and now you have to fight him.
This is seriously such a crushing moment. You barely even talk to him, but somehow you know you don’t want to fight him because you know he’s just a good man looking for peace. And yet, there is no choice… you have to kill him.
I totally wanna see a full-fledged RPG inspired by memes like these.
Remember the tuba boss themes
Imagine if these were ultrakill bosses
making it (probably gonna be crap tho)
@@waflf3fris20 i am intrigued within your statement if you do end up making it keep me updated
@@radioactivesterling6139 Working on it with RPG Maker, might replace a few of the bosses with different r/bossfight images. Don't expect like top-tier graphics, I'm using a default RPG Maker tileset and redrawing the enemies myself.
(Working on Trynker right now, idk if he'd be fought with enemies or not)
Sigma the Nuclear Crusader is a fun one to try and fight. While he can easily be a run-ender to most casual players, the upside is that you can get a lot of attempts in, since each battle usually lasts around 5-10 seconds.
Darn P rankers.
He also appears in the second phase when fighting hans
I need help getting S+, any rips against him?
tips
Когда он запускает ракету Anti-Life Blast, вы должны немедленно перенести ее обратно к нему~
I think I found the best last words for "the Lord of the Cones won" ending
"You can't say that you didn't see my attack. You saw them, but you was unable to dodge them. Skill issue."
Make note that, if you choose to fight The Ultimate Gamer, that you can't mess around. If the fight progresses for too long, he'll assemble Exodia, and then a cutscene plays of Exodia obliterating you.
Boss fighter 1 🗡️🗿
0:01 teacher boss [easy]
0:15 box boss LVL 5 [easy]
0:25 supreme box boss LVL 10 [easy]
0:46 protector of the water boss LVL 15 [easy]
1:02 Crazy man boss LVL 20 [bit easy]
1:22 traitor boss LVL 30 [bit easy]
1:38 supreme Otaku boss LVL 45 [bit easy]
2:05 supreme music boss LVL 75 [bit easy]
2:30 supreme military boss LVL 100 [medium]
2:46 The Scary boss LVL 110 [medium]
3:08 Ninja The supreme LVL 130 [medium]
3:35 The 4 brothers LVL 150 [bit medium]
4:00 Ultimate gamer [supreme boss] LVL 200
[hard]
World 2 in search of the dark gems
4:29 Pants Boss LVL 245 [hard]
4:56 Good doctor boss LVL 300 [hard]
5:23 Supreme lord of the cones boss LVL 450 [hardcore]
5:51 The 4 boss of the kitchen LVL 500 [hardcore]
6:46 idk boss LVL -15 find in the world 2 in search of the darks gems [super easy]
7:17 True supreme guardians of the darks gems LVL 750 [extreme]
Good idea
BASED
I feel that the supreme leader of the cones should be higher than the side quest bosses because he is the final boss
The Kitchen bosses are DLC content.
3:35 The Pillartubbies
I was picturing mechanics in my mind so easily.
Also, most players quit at the 9th boss.
The 3 guardians of the law are an insanely tough fight for even the most experienced players, but here a few tips for those struggling.
Their ranged and magic defenses are the highest in the game BY FAR with mediocre melee defenses, on top of there being multiple of them AT ONCE, so I suggest not picking any magic or ranged orientated classes unless you want to grind for the Upside-Down Mirror which turns all of your ranged attacks into melee and magic into physical (1% chance drop from the Shattered Souls in the Rift Between Times, right before the boss fight) and the Bomb On a Stick that you can buy from the Crazed Man by river (which gives all ranged attacks a small AOE effect) this will allow most magic and ranged focused builds to work around this bosses insane defenses.
If you do pick a melee orientated class this fight will still be very hard as this boss has incredible melee (being one of the highest in game) and all of them are quite fast, on top of that all of their combos increase in damage the less of them their are, meaning this fight gets harder and harder as it goes on, I suggest an AOE-assassin hybrid class like the construction worker or trash fiend, note that the trash fiend only gets good AOE very late in its progression so be careful to not go in to early to do the most damage possible, mother wise it’s whatever build you think is best for your class.
The only item that you 100% NEED with all classes in this fight is the Crystal of Rage, obtained from calcite crustaceans in the crumbling caves (gives a massive stat boost to ALL stats when you go bellow half, allowing for much more survivability) now this will take up one of your item slots, so for ranged builds that can’t get the “Gifted” perk (which gives an extra item slot), I’d suggest choosing between that and Bomb On a Stick because of how important the Upside-Down Mirror is to this fight.
Other than that it’s just learning patterns, so good luck!
wow I have no words for that
Thanks bro, I’ve had trouble due to the plant sage class being kinda slow. It’s hard to avoid most of his attacks, especially the one he spins around while shooting. And that attack it come from 3 different people. On the top three toughest for sure. Maybe number one. I might have to train in another class be be fast and deal physical damage. And some ranged magic upside down mirror. Thanks for the tips!
@@odacova3319 No problem! I struggled a lot with it myself so just know that it’s completely normal for it to take a few tries.
idk how but i made them stuck near corner and easiely killed them...Damn they have A LOT OF HP (25 mins only to kill them)
as a ranged player i used the hot potatoe rounds they work pretty well against the 3 guardians
Neutral Ending:
You did it! You became the most powerful human with all the fame and glory that comes with it. Though you never discovered what caused you to gain powers in the first place, it doesn't really matter. Now it is time to relax and enjoy those sponsorships.
Dark Ending:
With the doctor under your thumb, the world was soon to follow. With the new formula in your possession, you were able to create an army of loyal supersoldiers, each power only a fraction of your own godlike abilities. You sit upon a throne and smile knowing a new age of darkness is coming. And you will be its king.
Hero Ending:
You stopped the doctor before he could unleash his plans onto the world. Though it was a victory, there is still the issue that his original formula is in circulation. It'll be awhile before you are able to take out those who abuse their powers. It will be a long fight. But the world needs a hero. And there is no one better suited than you.
True Ending:
With the strange figure dead, you felt your body suddenly weaken. Just as the doctor said, killing the cone would destroy the source of superpowers across the globe. Though it is painful, it doesn't last long. When it is over, you feel normal. In the coming days, you learn that all the magical powers in the world have vanished, disappearing as quickly as they had appeared. But for now, you just want to go home and order a pizza. It has been a long month.
I still remember the endings practically verbatim.
The Neutral Ending boss was incredibly difficult, but it was still fun, even my friend who was just watching me play it could feel how fun it was. And the implication that this is a former beta tester trapped in the game, is absolutely terrifying, and even though I was satisfied to win, I still couldn’t help but feel remorse for what I’d done.
The Dark Path was absolutely horrifying, killing all the shopkeepers and even some party members that would go with you on other paths. And then Fred, your mentor, your friend, ashamed in you, walks up to you and says “You we’re my friend! How could you do this to us?! I don’t understand…you’re not looking for… *The OrderOf The Cone* are you…? I suppose it doesn’t matter now. Let’s get to the point.” And the last words he says before the fight “I’m sorry…friend.” I cried when the whole thing was over, and he said a last, tearful goodbye to his friend, the player.
The Paranoid Doctor was equally sad. The Hero Path was an amazing journey all the way through, making so many friends, making bonds similar to that of a family. But then we had the doctor betray us. Now, I didn’t really trust him, with all his talk of parallel universes and timelines and all that. But then I realized something: He was talking about the games different routes and endings! Then he started taking about the *Order Of The Cone* and how he was going to break the cycle. I cried for the whole fight because even though he’s the final boss of the “Hero Path” you certainly don’t feel like a hero once your beat him. And the lyrics to the song in the background say it all. But then I went on the secret path…
I finally got to The Tomb Of The Cones area, it’s the greatest challenge this game has to offer! Like seriously, I was stuck in it for weeks. But then I finally got to The Lord Of The Cones. It was him, it was him who put this world on an infinite loop, putting everyone through this pain, and he was foreshadowed so much through the game, I don’t know how I didn’t notice it. But when we finally beat him, we freed that man from the control of the cones, and destroyed the cones and their temple forever. We were able to save Fred, we were able to save the ultimate gamer, we were even able to save the scientist. We got to go home to our families, the ultimate gamer got to get a home in the game, Fred got a nice long retirement, the doctor is no longer paranoid, all the shopkeepers get successful businesses, Jolene Jonathan (My favorite character) finally confessed to the love of her life, and finally has a girlfriend. And the former lord of the cones dies due to his injuries, but he was surrounded by his long lost family. And yes, I teared up again as that last “Thank you for playing!” message came up on the screen.
I love everything about this game, I wonder how they could possibly top it in the sequel…
There's already a sequel released, i don't know if it will overcome the first game
But i expect it will be as amazing, it even have some character callbacks
ruclips.net/video/wl87dgYtLTc/видео.html
Also i wanna know what you thought about the endings once you beat the game and the DLC too
@@pyro8362 I would love to do that, but the DLC isn’t out yet sadly.
@@khaosinkorporated9493 DUDE THE "BLOOD OF CONE" JUST RELEASED AND "WHISPERING STREETS" TOOOO
There was actually a secret passage in the middle of the game that opens when you beat the game when I entered it I learned the Cone lord was a necessary evil as he and his people kept the cube in place preventing it's escape
4:29 Fred was the best friend in our journey, He trusted in the player after saving him, Fred was trying to save his country of the misery, but the player was too powerfull, and the greed make him in a bad person, Fred tried to stop us, but he failed. He survived, but he was not the same person, He made his own way, and finally get strong enough to defeat the player.
2 years later this still slaps
Ngl agent cleaner looks like a random secret boss you just stumble into accidentally
3:09 I can imagen all of the weapons floating around him as he meditates or something I love this video
For his attacks, the weapons float behind him and fire off
Tip for those struggling with Tryker, he is weak to water. It is the only thing that can disable his reinforced cardboard shell of warding.
This is also effective against Kembell
@@Uncle228 But it’s unecessary, Kembells cardboard shell only gives him 15% poison resistance and 15 armor. The tutorial water spells suck and your better off taking the buff spells and saving up skill points for vomit which is an acid and water spell that basically one shots half the early boss.
@@Gotofy105also since water can help get rid of radiation it has some sort of defense against sigma
Only when adding water to your shield tho
I heard that when you splash water on his gun it can temporarily disable it
These songs are all a bop, not gonna lie.
And I wanna know the context behind all of these bosses now.
I think they're better without context
@@a_random_xenomorph without context a Cardboard knight existing in the same world where the Teletubbies are demons out of hell just makes the game better imo
@@theant2266 yes, I 100% agree
@@a_random_xenomorph couldn't agree more with your agreement
@@theant2266 Awesome, couldn't agree more with you agreeing to my agreement
Fun Fact: Even though Sickle and Hammer are counted as the weakest weapons in entire game, they deal 10x the damage to Hans, which makes them sharing the 2nd place among the best weapons to fight him with
Even more, if you play on Co-op and you with your friend have a combination of Sickle and Hammer while fighting him, there's a 1/50 per minute chance that they'll start glowing, which signalizes the most powerful combo move ever. If you manage to use it, Sickle and Hammer will infuse, which makes huge AOE that covers entire arena and deals 1945 DPS+HitStun(it lasts as long as Hans is still alive). The only downside to this is that Sickle and Hammer will be deleted from your inventory and your characters will be exhausted at 1 HP, so you better stock up on potions before doing that
Wow i never knew that, ill use it on The Ultimate Gamer since i already do little damage and use the hammer for that extra 2 defense.
@@ЛарисаКис-и8ю There's a catch: Since this mechanic was only intended as an Easter Egg, it won't work on any other boss other than Hans, but the ability still remains, however it just destroys projectiles in a certain radius and applies short stun to boss and his minions
when it comes to sheer intensity and difficulty I'd say Hans the ancient German wins, just because of how much damage output he can do and the fact that his main attack turns the whole room into a bullet hell. Whereas the boss with the most difficult attack patterns to master is the judgment four, just due to the amount of rng associated with their attacks
6:21 oof, never thought that G. Ramsay itself was the incarnation of Vergil😯
Gordon is motivated
If you're struggling with Hans, remember that he's weak to shotguns, he's coded in such a way that a meatshot, after blasting him away, will stun him momentarily as he yells about using a hunting weapon to fight
And don't ever creat an alliance with him because JUST DON'T
If you fight rocky the tactical wizard, make sure you use the grenades made out of multiple beads, because you can use it along with eatger your brown, black, or white leather pants (if you wear them) to use the grenade leather Magic spell.
You chose the perfect world at war soundtrack for Hans!!! Huge props!!
Heart of the Reich is so fitting for Hans the Ancient German. The WaW soundtrack is one of the best, most criminally underrated soundtracks in gaming, and I’m so happy to see it included.
I agree
Thought I was alone here... WaW is a game even on veteran I can never be tired of
Hans the ancient German:
Base HP: 800.
Base Armour: 200.
Base Atk Dmg. : 10.
Base stamina: 1000.
Base mana: 500.
Attacks:
Spin bomb(uses 15 stamina): throws 15 gas Bombs out around himself which each do base damage ÷ 2.
Flying muskets(Costs 5 stamina, and 20 mana): 4 rifles are conjured that fly around shooting like airplanes dealing Base damage÷2.
Ghost handed(costs 5 stamina and 17 mana): 4 rifles are conjured that hover around the German and shoot dealing Base damage.
Hands(costs 3 stamina): simple punches dealing Base damage ÷ 3.
Sweeper(costs 4 stamina): Kick sweep sends player onto the ground and does Base damage ÷ 2.5.
Item drops:
The Endless Backpack(no max amount of items storable):
Scroll of how to conjure floating rifle x1.
Scroll of how to conjure flying rifles x1.
Gas Bomb x50.
Small Mana Potion x15(restores 30 mana).
Nazi Rifle x1.
My concept: he has 1,000,000 hp (to ballance this the weapons are super strong)
Cool stats!
Where ia ter part that he screams OOOKTOBERFEST ant he trow poisoned beter at all The battlefield
I have benn summoned
And in the last update, he got a new stronger variant in the Tourney and the Boss Rush, Hans The Ancient Soldier
Saw thumbnail, immediately clicked.
What in the pootis extreme buff soldier finsher was that, also greeted by buff pyro?!
For any artists reading this, me included, note this is all perfect inspiration.
Yes i confirm
0:00 Vlad the teacher (Tutorial boss)
0:15 Kembell the CardBoard major (Advanced Tutorial boss)
0:28 Tryker the leggy tanker (frist boss)
0:46 Agent cleaner (Second boss)
1:02 Daniel the akimbo drug dealer (Third boss)
1:22 The quiet nerf sniper (Fourth boss)
1:39 Chris the educated otaku (Fifth boss)
2:05 Patrick the Musician (Sixth boss)
2:31 Rocky the tactical wizard (Seventh boss)
2:46 Sigma the nuclear crusander (Eighth boss)
3:08 Hans the ancient german (Ninth boss)
3:35 The judgement four (Tenth/penultimate boss)
4:00 The Ultimate gamer (Final boss natural path)
4:28 Fred the true hero (Final boss dark path)
4:55 Kevin the paranoid doctor (Final boss hero path)
5:24 The lord of the cones (True final boss)
5:51 The Hell's kitchen squad (Side quest boss)
6:21 Gordon the kitchen demon (Side quest final boss)
6:46 Mr penguino (Secret boss)
7:17 The 3 guardians of the law (100% Unlockable boss)
Most of them might be wrong by 1 second but i tried my best
Good , no se más palabras en inglés xd
I sat here sweating out all of my sweat imagining incredibly epic gameplay of fighting these bosses for 7 minutes and 46 seconds.
_And I don't regret it._
7:40 Imagine summoning someone from the medieval times and telling them that are our knights 😂
*Vlad the Teacher*
-Stats-
{Attack: 25}
{Defence: 200}
{HP: 1400}
{Speed: 10}
Description: Vlad the Teacher has no origin, he is the first teacher of all who enter this realm.
Attack 1 - Ground Slam
Vlad would charge at you, raise his divinely powered fists into the air, and attempt to slam you into the ground with his fists (5 times), this is his slowest move, it is also his weakest, dealing 40 damage with each slam that directly hits you, this move cannot be blocked, but can be dodged if timed right.
Attack 2 - Flex
Vlad would flex at you...
It is an instant kill- ok, I'm joking, it doesn't do anything, unless hit, where he will squish you with a flex... Somehow, dealing 45 damage.
Attack 3 - Punch Barrage
When Vlad is in range, he will begin unleashing a flurry of 100 punches towards you, each punch dealing 25 damage to you unless blocking... The only way to escape is by either somehow parrying a punch, or by running away as he begins punching.
If you get hit by all 100 punches, you will be presumably killed, as this attack deals roughly 2500 damage if you are hit by the entire attack (deals 355 damage when being blocked, which should leave you at around 1000 HP if you received 0 damage throughout the entire fight)
(During the boss fight, Vlad would slowly become weaker from severe tiredness and strain, survive for long enough, and you can win with relative ease)
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*Kembell the Cardboard Major*
Description: The Major of the Cardboard Legion, he was raised in the art of Cardboard Weaponry
-Stats-
{Attack: 200}
{Defence: 60}
{HP: 912}
{Speed: 25}
Attack 1 - Holy Cardboard Slice
Kembell would rush at you, striking you at your weak-points with the might of cardboard, the only way to avoid the attack is by dodging, or counter-attacking his strike with one of your own, if hit the attack deals around 250 damage.
Attack 2: Consecutive Cardboard Slice
Kembell would use a flurry of sword slices and stabs, 5 rapid stabs dealing 200 damage each, and 7 Holy Cardboard Slices in rapid succession, when about to be hit, time seems to slow down, giving extra dodge time (Used by dodging and pressing X)
Attack 3: Shield Charge
Kembell would rush at you and force you to the ground using his shield, dealing 210 damage! (This move cannot be blocked, and cannot be parried, the only option is to dodge the attack.)
*{Note: Pressing and Holding Y while dodging slows down time in order for you to dodge better, and release a counter attack}*
Attack 4: Cardboard Spin
Kembell would begin spinning in your direction, sword in one hand, shield in the other, if it hits, it will deal 200 damage if you are hit by the sword, and would deal 199 damage if hit by the shield, although this move can hit more than once, as it is able to bounce off walls as well as you! This attack generally lasts for about 1 minute. (This attack is a somewhat vulnerable state for him, and you can duck to avoid getting hit, or parry and counter the attack, this would daze Kembell, giving you extra attacking time)
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*Tryker the Leggy Tanker*
Description: This is your first Challenge, Tryker the Leggy Tanker. He was once a normal human like you and I, but after having a near fatal accident, that left most of his body destroyed, Tryker's brain and legs were saved, and put into a cardboard coloured metallic tank... But that is only what he wants you to believe, because his body was never destroyed! He has high mobility, and high attack, but his legs are also his weakness.
-Stats-
{Attack: 150}
{Defence: 150}
{HP: 1000}
{Speed: 90}
Attack 1: Twirl Volley
Tryker would begin spinning and... Dancing... All the while, shooting multiple shots through the air, If a shot lands, it will deal 150 damage (Blocking Damage: 125), this attack is extra fatal at close range, but, if you manage to off-balance him, you will be able to attack constantly until he gets back up.
Attack 2: Run n Gun
Tryker would use his incredible agility to run around you at high speeds, and shoot you with a constant rain of Bullet Shots, each dealing 10 damage (The Bullets themselves are incredibly fast, and lose most of their mass from the friction between the air, but they are still deadly)
*Phase 1.5 (50%): Stamina Burst*
Tryker would gain a major boost in speed, at the cost of defence (because the son of a gun wasn't already fast enough apparently)
Attack 3: Twirl Volley X Stamina Burst
With an extra Speed boost, comes higher damage, the Twirl Volley bullets are twice as fast, and each deal 250 damage each! (Blocking Damage: 150)
Attack 4: Run n Gun X Stamina Burst
Tryker would use his absurd speed to surround you in a slight storm of wind, as well as unleashing an even faster (but far less powerful) barrage of Bullet Shots, dealing a mere 1 damage per hit.
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*Agent Cleaner*
-Stats-
{Attack: 85}
{Defence: ????}
{Speed: 05}
Description: Your second real challenge, he was once a normal man, but after a chemical experiment went wrong, and caused him to fuse with his suit, causing him to fall into the cleaning supplies of the chemical lab. Once he woke up, he became dangerous, and has been hired to exterminate you!
Attack 1: *-Mopping-* Gun Time
Agent Cleaner would summon the power of his mighty Mop- wait- no- his mighty _gun_- (uh oh), and would shoot it 6 times (*Homing Bullets*), each shot dealing 100 damage each, which would deal 600 damage total if hit by all 6.
Attack 2: Nozzle Beam
Agent Cleaner would raise his hand, causing a stream of (poisonous) soapy water to come gushing out of the nozzle on top of his head, dealing 85 damage every 2 seconds of being hit [This attack will push you while you are being hit by it] (attack lasts for 30 seconds, letting the attack hit you for the 30 seconds will do 1275 non-blockable damage)
Attack 3: Sponge Throw
Agent Cleaner would _YEET_ 4 sponges at you like throwing stars, with each sponge being 1 of 8 types
Type 1: Explosive
This sponge type will explode upon impact with any surface (The resulting explosion is not able to be parried, but can be dodged, and getting hit will deal 400 damage)
Type 2: "The Brick"
This sponge has the density and impact as a brick, with the weight of a house sponge, getting hit by this will deal 300+ damage depending upon distance.
Type 3: FREEZE!
This type freezes your controls for 2 seconds, but is able to be deflected with a parry
More please
MORE! MORE! .......please?
Write more this is too good
Your requests have been answered, time to make more of it!
@@VideoGameMontagination yeah!
The Storyline of this game must be wild
Y el final de la ruta oscura es muy triste 😢
The lord of cones one feels so emotional. Honestly hit in the feels
I love how midevil kinghts have "modern like" weponery mean while the modern army today has swords
@@TheHotDogGuy. They had to buff the knights and nerf the modern army somehow
@michu500 makes sense. The modern army is/was strong anyways
I love how these masterpiece songs harmonize perfectly with the new character and I want a list of all themes.
These bosses were dope, had so much fun fighting them, especially the Hell's Kitchen Squad when they did that co-ordinated attack, it was like a dance of death. Can't wait to see what the DLC has to offer.
Best boss in the entire game for me... The whole quest leading up to that final confront is too good... When u first fight one by one of the squad u really have to pay attention of what each of them can do.... That when u fight them all at the last phase... U really have to pay attention to their attack pattern... Sure it was ridiculous trying to dodge all that crap... Trying to find an opening to strike is not an easy task.... I died multiple times because of the absurdity of their moves.... Cuz things can go well and just in a second ur screen were filled by projectiles and aoe attack if u made a mistake.... But when it clicks... U just some how goes ultra instinct which is why this boss is a fun one.... Not to mention the relic u get for defeating the boss is such a good endgame item too.... At first dodging looks like a viable option to tackle this boss... But then I switch to parry build and the fight seems much more clearer... U could use the when executing the parry to slow down the fight tempo and see whats going on... But yeah favourite boss fight for me
@@apixza129I think the quite nerf sniper is the most underrated. The way he shoots you from the back when you first encounter him is really unexpected and the way you have to find him when he's using the camouflage ability is really hard too. He deals great damage if you don't have any armour and I really enjoyed the uniqueness of how sneaky and quiet he is, unlike the other bosses. I also liked the emotion you get when you beat the lord of the cones at the end, the whole story and plot twist really hits in the feels . How he reveals his face at the end and says that he watched and waited for us the whole time. I picked the "kill" option because of what he had done to other characters but I hope we get a dlc with his backstory and how he became the lord of the cones
Hans returns as the true villain. He seeks not to conquer the world for the German people, but to cleanse it in atomic fire, leaving his nation the only remaining humans alive.
Fighting Hans was very hard and sad. His attacks are precise and fast, the Grenade Barrage is difficult to dodge and the Warfare Rage is simply devastating. (Also I was crying a lot and couldn't see very well with made the fight way more difficult)
I didn't want to kill him. He was like a brother to me, but I didn't have a choose. I had to finish what I've done. When he gave me his best weapon (Mauser Snipers) before his last breath, I promised to myself that not only I'll defeat The Lord Of Cones, but also avenge my best friend.
It is okay you had no choice
On the dark path, he attempts to take you out with him by pulling the pin from all of his grenades. Which starts a QuickTime event that leads to Fred, The True Hero. That fight is truly devastating.
Not gunna lie, a boss with names like “the musician” and “the educated” with no extra names sound fire.
Honestly, Rocky The Tactical Wizard’s Drone Strike ability is pretty hard, it’s a nice touch that after you defeat him he teaches you some spells out of respect, underrated boss
That one and his stealth skill. You literally can`t see him. I also still don´t know what the blue light does.
The 3 Guardians of the Law:
Each has 100,000 HP
100 base Dmg.
Infinite mana
Infinite stamina
Attacks/Abilities:
Base Sword Attack: Slash their Sword which does 100 damage but the leader has a justice charged Sword that does 200 damage.
Sword Rain: 1000 degree swords rain from the sky that do base damage but can melt through anything except the ground.
Super Kick: OH so you think you can barricade yourself away, This ability can knock down any wall or door.
Gun of justice: They pull out an M16 out of their endless pocket and fire it rapidly until they run out of ammo.
Item drops:
Sword of justice: does 120 Dmg. Ability: Uses 300 Mana to send down swords in a small radius around the user for 1 second.
Upon death sharp metal shards scatter every where
That wouldn’t make sense, lord of the cones has 230,000,000 hp so i think the 3 guardians should have 75,000,000 each
@@fallenking_animations the 100 000 was a glitch, turns out each one has 750 000 000 hp, each one individually has by far the most hp in the game, and you have to fight all 3 at once.
another idea: gogo gadget concealed carry: He pulls out a rocket launcher from his shirt
Damage: 300 True Damage
For those with difficulties while fighting Chris, his katana is made from plastic. It does not slash damage, so you should focus on defense against strike damage.
it can rarely cause blunt force dage but it hits hard when he does so fight him carefully
Guide to the passage of Vlad.
- Looking for the "vodka" item
- Suggest "Za znakomstvo po pisyariku"
- Vlad becomes a companion