D&D Story: Playing with a 9 YEAR OLD DM...

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @samoelcerv4798
    @samoelcerv4798 5 лет назад +6319

    9 year old is a DM
    objective: survive

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +441

      Why doesn't this comment have any replies...
      ...
      Oh wait.

    • @sambro6657
      @sambro6657 5 лет назад +14

      Yup

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 5 лет назад +7

      Thousandth like!

    • @Scrumply
      @Scrumply 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 5 лет назад +27

      Hmmh. Wait. When I first played D&D I was in primary school...
      Since that was... A while ago...
      I was... Huh.
      10 or 11 years old at the time.
      So was everyone else in the party.
      So was our DM.
      Thus, I've experienced this, and frankly I don't recall anything particularly weird about what we did.
      Well, unless you count the fact that I'm fairly sure one of my characters was an elven princess that rode a unicorn into battle, but I mean, what are you gonna do? XD

  • @amberg3893
    @amberg3893 4 года назад +2962

    My brother dming when he was four:
    "You meet an orc."
    "I say hello."
    /seriously rolls about 20 dice....
    "It kills itself."

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  4 года назад +532

      One dice for every side of the D20.
      He thought this through...

    • @Solvernia
      @Solvernia 4 года назад +263

      Not sure how I feel about a four year old being aware of suicide

    • @raymisuto9872
      @raymisuto9872 4 года назад +111

      @@Solvernia In the United States that's the second leading cause of death for everyone all the way up to the age group of 34. Then it gets knocked down a notch by heart disease.....

    • @stormydragon5882
      @stormydragon5882 4 года назад +55

      I-... have so many questions XD

    • @krenze1164
      @krenze1164 4 года назад +15

      @@raymisuto9872 i don't want to know why you know this stuff.
      And please don't tell me this guy helped them...

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 5 лет назад +3325

    "The plant's decision had absolute authority over everyone else's. Hence, animal cruelty ensued."
    Only in D&D...

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +249

      Only in D&D can a sentence like that even make sense xD

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 5 лет назад +103

      Or super smash Bros ultimate.

    • @korlreefe5734
      @korlreefe5734 5 лет назад +97

      Or Undertale

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +87

      *nods in agreement*

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 5 лет назад +31

      This comment applys to way more things that it should.
      God damnit.

  • @mulpi4861
    @mulpi4861 5 лет назад +2571

    I actually have a 12 year old brother who DMs for our family, and his campaigns are actually really good.

    • @legokirbymanchannel
      @legokirbymanchannel 5 лет назад +241

      Because there is a difference in psychologic maturity between a 9 year old and a 12 year old.

    • @legokirbymanchannel
      @legokirbymanchannel 5 лет назад +139

      Actualy I have no idea what I just said, I just made a scientific term up, but you (hopefuly) get the idea.

    • @arandomzoomer4837
      @arandomzoomer4837 5 лет назад +34

      LegoKirbyMan Channel I certainly do.

    • @durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932
      @durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932 5 лет назад +46

      @@legokirbymanchannel you can just leave out psychologic and you're fine

    • @garrettwade1294
      @garrettwade1294 5 лет назад +43

      @@durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932
      Well, mental and physical maturity are different. The body and mind can mature and different rates. The body ususally matures at normal rates, every now and then it's maturing and growth is slowed or sped up by some other factor, that's not common. Mental maturity can vary greatly depending on environment and mental conditions. Also emotional maturity, but the point is just that there are different type of maturing.

  • @accountN6942
    @accountN6942 5 лет назад +4372

    Imagine playing dnd and having shrek and sans t pose and you have to cooperate to survive.

  • @rafaelcastor2089
    @rafaelcastor2089 5 лет назад +1423

    You know the campaign is going to be epic whenever Shrek AND Sans show up.

    • @SetSeth-yl6ke
      @SetSeth-yl6ke 5 лет назад +69

      And you know its gonna be terrifying when they both t-posed at your party

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +20

      Somebody once told me...

    • @ahorribledude9550
      @ahorribledude9550 4 года назад +12

      Hands off my macaroni

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 4 года назад +9

      Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead

    • @soni8212
      @soni8212 4 года назад +1

      I instantly died when I heard sans

  • @mq8858
    @mq8858 5 лет назад +1971

    You have 3 sisters, and they all play DnD? you have a cool family

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 4 года назад +93

      *I* was told playing it would turn me into a serial killer.

    • @hitlerblowfish5410
      @hitlerblowfish5410 4 года назад +16

      @@inspectorjavert8443 not trying to impose or anything but why?

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 4 года назад +87

      @@hitlerblowfish5410 My mom's friend saw a lifetime show where kids who played d and d killed one of their parents for money. This was back in the post Tipper Gore days where middle aged women were all panicking about thngs left and right.
      A lot of my mom's side of the family are hard core Baptist too so she likely had that infulence. (I'm a Christian myself but some people are a bit too eager to see the devil in everything). So basically I wasn't able to play it because of mid to late 90s moral panics .

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 года назад +20

      @@inspectorjavert8443 play it anyway. Damn Christians

    • @inspectorjavert8443
      @inspectorjavert8443 4 года назад +41

      @@presidentofallfoodnice8113 As Christian myself I can tell you I play and enjoy D and D and various other RPGs. My only problem now is finding people to play with as I live in the middle of nowhere.

  • @purplelily2608
    @purplelily2608 5 лет назад +987

    I have a 9 year old sister. This is 100% how it would have gone down...other than violence towards animals. The party would either be TPKed or she would have yelled at us that we can't do that

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 года назад +9

      You know everytime me and my friends play we just use oh shit the magic boi dissapeared or maked a giant bubble to save himself

    • @deranged_dragon9471
      @deranged_dragon9471 4 года назад +2

      Oh..sounds fun

  • @monkeydragonson9851
    @monkeydragonson9851 5 лет назад +553

    Should just all been bards, that’s meme enough for me

    • @maccychee3858
      @maccychee3858 5 лет назад +7

      Bard inspiration

    • @Codarius
      @Codarius 5 лет назад +24

      Justa Peasant The only move anyone makes is casting Bardic Inspiration on each other.

    • @giustyyt
      @giustyyt 5 лет назад +6

      I don't know anything about DnD and somehow I find this funny

    • @monkeydragonson9851
      @monkeydragonson9851 5 лет назад +6

      Giustyyt the infamy of bards extends past the knowledge of bards, truely does their meme-ness know no bounds?

    • @titlo3646
      @titlo3646 5 лет назад +3

      Bard is a very legitimate class. It's extremely versatile and one of the strongest classes in the game. Frankly I find this comment unfunny, since an all bard party (according to my 600 iq) would be the only party to win a CR 20 encounter unscathed. You disgust me with your horrible jokes about the best class in the game, bard. Bardic inspiration is a phenomenal ability that allows any person to win any fight. I mean come on. Do your research before commenting

  • @TheAnonyomusGuy
    @TheAnonyomusGuy 5 лет назад +173

    Aside for the meme stuff, these sound like actually interesting stories. In ancient Immortal being through sheer boredom finds lost Travelers and makes them do their puzzles in order to get home safely and a story about what is potentially another ancient being incapable of dying or killing itself getting people to find away to destroy it so it can pass on to the next life

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +49

      Both me and you have something in common
      We're trying our hardest to find ANY piece of story to cling onto in these games xD

  • @TanyaNaserHodgePodgeCrochet
    @TanyaNaserHodgePodgeCrochet 5 лет назад +728

    THOSE WOLVES!!! They must be in every campaign from this moment forward...

    • @legokirbymanchannel
      @legokirbymanchannel 5 лет назад +78

      That sound she made sounds less like howling and more like an alarm. Wouldn't you agree? Obviously they are cybernetic wolftrons with laser eyes.

    • @colinnelson4080
      @colinnelson4080 5 лет назад +8

      I second that demand.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 5 лет назад +14

      Awooo!

    • @concernedcommenter8258
      @concernedcommenter8258 5 лет назад +12

      Its like when in my first campain my player faught a mimic cactus... They then on always wanted to fight mimic cacti, which I was like WTF it worked the first time because my lore and its a desert but IN THE SEWERS???
      I need new players.

    • @blazesalamancer8767
      @blazesalamancer8767 5 лет назад +6

      @@concernedcommenter8258 Just throw a mimic tower at them. Kinda like a stone worm thing

  • @ethanotoroculus1060
    @ethanotoroculus1060 5 лет назад +692

    That Papyrus music for the dwarf theme though.

  • @Uniquenameosaurus
    @Uniquenameosaurus 5 лет назад +188

    There's something really cute about 4:14. Getting a really Ghibli vibe for some reason.
    Really loved how you played into the style.

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +34

      Oh frick mate I thought I recognized that profile picture.
      Thanks for the love, also didn't know you were into D&D! Go figure.

  • @mnm1273
    @mnm1273 5 лет назад +914

    It must be so nice having your family playing D and D

    • @monkeysue61
      @monkeysue61 5 лет назад +50

      why, why type it as d and d instead of dnd or even D&D, like there isn't a problem it just was jarring enough to stop my scrolling, it's ok your wrong and im a jerk on the internet lol

    • @mnm1273
      @mnm1273 5 лет назад +16

      @@monkeysue61 Well I didn't know I had & on my keyboard. So I guess thanks for accidently teaching me that. If not I don't do dnd because it just feels wrong. The ds should be caps and n just isn't and for me.
      I'll use & in the future (but I won't correct it because I don't want to lose the heart)

    • @aname5901
      @aname5901 5 лет назад +4

      @NotSo FatCat Hey Dalton

    • @accountN6942
      @accountN6942 5 лет назад +4

      My family kept on accidentally (and purposely.) Almost killed another player.

    • @jaxhiggs8682
      @jaxhiggs8682 5 лет назад +3

      I've gotten my siblings to play DND w/ me. And it's turned out pretty cool, would recommend

  • @DoctorThundah
    @DoctorThundah 5 лет назад +274

    Based on that first adventure, your sister is a better DM than I am.

  • @santiagopandolfi3360
    @santiagopandolfi3360 4 года назад +74

    "Kill him with the bow"
    "But none of us can even grab it"
    "She has hands"
    "She's blind"
    Yeah, I see how that didn't turn out so well

  • @Rpground
    @Rpground 5 лет назад +303

    "Sans and Shrek T-pose"
    *_Goes and commits genocide_*

    • @God-hp2gx
      @God-hp2gx 4 года назад +6

      Rpground *sans music starts playing*

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 года назад +2

      Wait, against ogres or skeletons? Or nine-year-olds?

    • @carsfan1995
      @carsfan1995 4 года назад +1

      Timothy McLean
      How about we DON'T murder nine-year-olds.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 года назад

      @@carsfan1995 See, that was a joke about the ambiguity of the initial joke, which didn't specify a target for its genocide. At least, I hope he was joking...

    • @depressedninjaturtle1813
      @depressedninjaturtle1813 4 года назад

      Shrekavania.

  • @ladymecha8718
    @ladymecha8718 5 лет назад +508

    Are you making fun of your sister or encouraging her, it’s hard to tell.

  • @ratman505
    @ratman505 5 лет назад +133

    "The plant's decision had absolute authority over everyone else"
    Now that's D&D for you

  • @paulofrota3958
    @paulofrota3958 5 лет назад +136

    This girl is better at D&D than you are. Give her your channel.

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +60

      I agree. Signing the papers now.

    • @noahbasso8688
      @noahbasso8688 5 лет назад +4

      Hah

    • @tiazoh
      @tiazoh 3 года назад +12

      I unironically would want to see what she would make.

  • @chaosmastermind
    @chaosmastermind 5 лет назад +58

    "Violence always advances the plot." These are true facts, people.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад

      "True facts" is a redundant term.

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 5 лет назад +4

      @@dubuyajay9964 Well no shit, Sherlock That's the joke.

  • @NatashaZooks
    @NatashaZooks 4 года назад +86

    "Sans the skeleton and Shrek jumped out of the woods"
    this is exactly why every campaign needs a 9 year old DM

  • @bionicdragon5
    @bionicdragon5 5 лет назад +147

    You're pretty lucky to have a family you can play D&D with.
    All I have are my 60 year old parents who both somehow manage to be more socially awkward than me.
    Every time I bring up the subject, they literally hide from me for the rest of the week.

    • @WindGunner
      @WindGunner 5 лет назад +2

      I see this as absolute win

    • @maccychee3858
      @maccychee3858 5 лет назад +17

      "we should play du-"
      "Gurtha get in the bunker!"

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 5 лет назад +4

      @@maccychee3858 My mom's name isn't Gurtha, but now I wish it was!

    • @sharkle9
      @sharkle9 5 лет назад +1

      Ohh that's gonna be me in 40 years,

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 5 лет назад +1

      @@sharkle9 Me or my parents?

  • @navidnouroz2853
    @navidnouroz2853 5 лет назад +543

    You were sword maiden from Goblin Slayer huh.. I see your a man of culture bruh.

    • @Merik2013
      @Merik2013 5 лет назад +34

      That show still managed to be popular, despite ANN's attempts to assert the opposite. I would love a season 2.

    • @Murlak
      @Murlak 5 лет назад +17

      @@Merik2013 isn't season 2 already confirmed for 1st of february 2020?

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 5 лет назад +8

      @@Murlak first is the new movie u think

    • @wesleyfilms
      @wesleyfilms 4 года назад +1

      Anyone that watches Re:Zero is on no position to judge another’s taste.

    • @FluffyTurbo
      @FluffyTurbo 4 года назад +1

      I didn't like Goblin Slayer because it's just Berserk but a harem anime

  • @LunaWolfSaphira
    @LunaWolfSaphira 5 лет назад +52

    "That blindgirl from that anime that no body likes"
    *hides my war cleric character sheer that is clearly not baised on her*

  • @AwkwardHypernerd413
    @AwkwardHypernerd413 5 лет назад +40

    Shrek was in our campaign as well. He was the mayor of one of the towns. My 9 Y/o bro managed to seduce Shrek and made out with him. This was the same bro that also killed a child who was turned into a maggot about an in game hour ago when we entered the first tavern.

  • @gosha305
    @gosha305 5 лет назад +310

    3:54 More like, "All according to plant" amiright?
    No, I won't repent for making this joke.

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +27

      Still need to make a shirt for this

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 5 лет назад +9

      @@BlaineSimple and sell them across the entire multiverse

    • @gonerofsavers3813
      @gonerofsavers3813 5 лет назад +4

      1:24

    • @dangermjort
      @dangermjort 5 лет назад +2

      I hereby curse you.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 5 лет назад +2

      I swear, when I finished reading the OP comment I saw before me what I can only imagine and describ to be a small rip in the fabric of time-space that blinked in and out of existence lasting a fraction of a second...
      Completely unrelated, right?

  • @legokirbymanchannel
    @legokirbymanchannel 5 лет назад +203

    It seems the Internet is a bad influence on 9 year old girls. (But everyone already knew that. I realy need to exorcise the Fact Core out of my body.)

    • @iambluepelt3904
      @iambluepelt3904 4 года назад +5

      What if they were self-aware and the obnoxious memes were on purpose?

    • @iambluepelt3904
      @iambluepelt3904 4 года назад

      I'm just being optimistic here.

    • @legokirbymanchannel
      @legokirbymanchannel 4 года назад +2

      @@iambluepelt3904 Who knows? Some people compare memes to pathogens.

    • @colossaltitan3546
      @colossaltitan3546 4 года назад

      True that, kids these days aren't what they used to be

    • @pilky_boooi
      @pilky_boooi 4 года назад +1

      @@colossaltitan3546 okay but is this a boomer rant or are you saying that kids are more reletable now

  • @Xifihas
    @Xifihas 4 года назад +24

    Still better than a lot of Adult DMs even with undertale infection.

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  4 года назад +10

      For some, Undertale infection can be either a blessing or curse xD

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 Год назад

      @@BlaineSimple "I agree with this. Meow"

  • @DolFan316
    @DolFan316 5 лет назад +48

    My theory is that the immortal yeti was trapped inside the house for all eternity as part of some curse and that's why he wanted to end it all.

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 5 лет назад +423

    3:10
    "Blind woman from the anime no one likes"
    Me and all my weeb friends:
    *reee in japanese*

    • @angelarreola9498
      @angelarreola9498 5 лет назад +15

      Shiiiiiiii I really want season 2 to already come out

    • @z4ckbawlz
      @z4ckbawlz 5 лет назад +8

      Wait what i thought of alice from sao

    • @angelarreola9498
      @angelarreola9498 5 лет назад +29

      @@z4ckbawlz nah it's the sword maiden from goblin Slayer but I can see why you thought it was her

    • @z4ckbawlz
      @z4ckbawlz 5 лет назад +3

      @@angelarreola9498 o

    • @angelarreola9498
      @angelarreola9498 5 лет назад +2

      @@z4ckbawlz :0

  • @mmonge954
    @mmonge954 5 лет назад +218

    so pretty much your meme characters backfired 😂

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +38

      Definitely. The one thing we didn't think about was ranged combat... B')

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 года назад +2

      @@BlaineSimple I had an invincible character we had to trap him in ice. Most of us died.

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 4 года назад

      @@BlaineSimple then in the end he fell over and couldn't get up so the rest of us legged it

  • @upharieldurin
    @upharieldurin 5 лет назад +40

    I dont know what is best the "you can't do that" or the players killing a random person who just happends to be the final boss of this campaign

  • @lordrabbit7713
    @lordrabbit7713 5 лет назад +290

    Wolves with laser from there eyes.

    • @legokirbymanchannel
      @legokirbymanchannel 5 лет назад +8

      Lasers! Wolves! Laser wolves! Oh my!

    • @lordrabbit7713
      @lordrabbit7713 5 лет назад +3

      @EpicDj388 teeth and claws of course. Less cool but still deadly.
      Edit
      Just realized what you wrote. It's time for infinity Lazers

    • @Sgt-Wolf
      @Sgt-Wolf 5 лет назад +3

      All I wanted was wolves with frickin Lazer beams on there heads!

    • @hsuanne1106
      @hsuanne1106 4 года назад

      AWoOooOoOooO

    • @shanerooney7288
      @shanerooney7288 4 года назад +2

      Or dogs with bees in their mouth, so when they bark they shoot bees at you.

  • @liefnova3534
    @liefnova3534 5 лет назад +19

    "That would've taken another 2 weeks to animate."
    Meanwhile I'm over here just listening to the story. "Oh wow, he must've put in a lot of work for this... Oh well."

  • @jude_illusion
    @jude_illusion 5 лет назад +21

    DM: 'yOu CaNt Do ThAt'
    Me: This is fine.

  • @brianlewolfhunt
    @brianlewolfhunt 5 лет назад +28

    Dnd has this lovely habit of making fantastic stories.

  • @hamburgersandwich4273
    @hamburgersandwich4273 4 года назад +6

    Tarasque: I sleep
    Sans and shrek start T posing towards me: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

  • @Somehowstillkicking
    @Somehowstillkicking 4 года назад +11

    This honestly sounds like the best DM I've ever heard I am 10000% loving her play style

  • @hollowhope4320
    @hollowhope4320 5 лет назад +54

    Please know that we want a part 2. This video was hilarious. I was brushing my teeth and I burst out laughing when you mentioned the t posing shrek

  • @pricefieldx
    @pricefieldx 5 лет назад +38

    Imagine actually playing DnD cause you know people that are interested

  • @DolFan316
    @DolFan316 5 лет назад +10

    2:14 GOAT howling wolf noises by a GM in the history of RPGs. Yes, I'm serious.

  • @ThiagoSABarbosa
    @ThiagoSABarbosa 5 лет назад +8

    Plant on taking decisions:"destroy the puppy's, corrupt them all!!"

  • @rakdosrok5816
    @rakdosrok5816 5 лет назад +11

    I love how memeish her campaign is

  • @aliceblack3533
    @aliceblack3533 5 лет назад +100

    It must be nice to have a family.
    P.S. good thing there were no goblins

    • @legokirbymanchannel
      @legokirbymanchannel 5 лет назад +5

      _Yeeeeeaaaah..._ That could've gone downhill very quickly considering her meme obsession.

    • @Sauce_Master
      @Sauce_Master 5 лет назад

      @@legokirbymanchannel oof

  • @JohnnyRose775
    @JohnnyRose775 3 года назад +2

    The image of the pot plant Warlock saying "All according to plan" is hilarious.

  • @seraslalonde6937
    @seraslalonde6937 4 года назад +3

    Ngl, this is actually adorable and if your sister keeps it up, she'll grow up to be a great and experienced DM for sure ^^

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  4 года назад +2

      Her newest campaign was based off a children's book. It's definitely getting interesting.. xD

  • @demirerata7533
    @demirerata7533 3 года назад +4

    1:40 Best crossover doesn't exi...

  • @JazzJackrabbit
    @JazzJackrabbit 5 лет назад +4

    Player: I cast Conjure Elemental!
    Me, the DM: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! It has a 1 minute casting time...
    Player: Oh.

  • @zidanetribal1406
    @zidanetribal1406 4 года назад +6

    “You can’t do that!”
    And those are the words that let you know you’re playing with a bad DM. I’ll cut her some slack because this is her first time, and she’s 9. But you managed to get a story out of it lol.

  • @NightFlame-eb2cn
    @NightFlame-eb2cn 5 лет назад +26

    2:12 oh its gonna be adorable but cringy
    2:14 WOT DA FUUCK, PUBERTY WOLF?

  • @Shatugi
    @Shatugi 4 года назад +13

    “That one blind woman from that anime no one likes”
    Looks like goblin slayer

  • @roninomalley1766
    @roninomalley1766 4 года назад +3

    "And a blind woman from that anime nobody likes."
    Me: *Loves Goblin Slayer*

  • @salem-01
    @salem-01 5 лет назад +2

    I’m new to being a DM, but luckily I have my amazing brother who is teaching me how to write a campaign and I really wanted to thank him.

  • @finalgenerationburner3871
    @finalgenerationburner3871 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you for every single Undertale reference!

  • @martinaromerov.1342
    @martinaromerov.1342 4 года назад +2

    "Sans and Shrek come out of the woods. They are t-posing."
    Me, a bard: "SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME"

  • @thatonebnuuy
    @thatonebnuuy 4 года назад +13

    When the 9 year old DM says, “You can’t do that!” Imagine that in role play. “Suddenly as soon as you thought to stab him you hear a goddess, sounds like a... little girl? She says in a angry tone. “You can’t do that!”” Btw I love this video, I had a similar situation but not as bad as this.. lol

  • @bruhboss3141
    @bruhboss3141 4 года назад +2

    I was a 9yo gm once...
    "you are fighting three shark crabs"
    "I attack"
    "you do 3 damage, it kills you"
    * 5yo brother rage quits *
    "Well maybe you should've gone where you were supposed to! The guy wanted you to kill the goblins and you went there instead! You were supposed to fight those later..."

  • @Ghostinaboat
    @Ghostinaboat 5 лет назад +3

    XD bone trostle in the background is killing me
    OMG the under tale references makes me sad

  • @Lh0000
    @Lh0000 5 лет назад +1

    The image of sans and shriek T-posing for dominance in any setting let alone a fantasy setting where there working for a wizard dwarf to mess with random people in the woods... is simultaneously the funniest thing I’ve ever imagined and the most horrifying...

  • @nazrac2098
    @nazrac2098 5 лет назад +10

    I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE....!

  • @Haarunen
    @Haarunen 4 года назад +2

    Me seeing the name: Oh wow, another D&D storytime animator. I wonder what inspired this...
    Me after 1.30 min: 👍

  • @TEG13
    @TEG13 5 лет назад +7

    😂That Alaskan-Bull-Worm tho...

  • @micapowder1221
    @micapowder1221 4 года назад +2

    On the note of sans in D&D, I’m DMing a mega home brewed campaign I made. I basically turned My Hero Academia into D&D. I let my players pick their quirks (super powers) or, I have roll tables if they wanna roll. I had a new player a few sessions ago who, well, literally said “I’m Sans” when I asked what his quirk is. I was like “oh cool, so you’re a skeleton! Is that your quirk, or is there something like you can control bones?” He was like “I can do everything Sans can.” I was speechless. I guess he either doesn’t know BNHA (even tho if I remember right I was told he does) and he doesn’t understand quirks, and/or he didn’t hear me when I explained that their quirks have to make sense, and they can’t just be like “I’m this character” and that “y’all are gonna have big weaknesses.” Cuz that’s how quirks work. Some are more harm than help. Anyways, he hasn’t shown up, or he left too early to get to play since he first joined. He also never listens and always has headphones in soooo, I’m kinda not too stressed about having to weaken him down. I honestly might be kinda surprised if he actually plays

  • @grianjuju9438
    @grianjuju9438 5 лет назад +168

    Hey! Hey! DUDE Goblin Slayer was cool ;^;"

    • @ThatGuyNikolas
      @ThatGuyNikolas 5 лет назад +24

      yea! not to mention glorious..GLORIOUS Goblin Slayer memes..

    • @misfit7861
      @misfit7861 5 лет назад +9

      @@ThatGuyNikolas you get used to it

    • @matthewmullinax6026
      @matthewmullinax6026 5 лет назад +4

      No... No it wasn't... But you can like it, that's fine.

    • @levert1
      @levert1 5 лет назад +5

      The song shut the fuck up by pink guy got in my head after she sayed this

    • @hhglittleman
      @hhglittleman 5 лет назад +11

      Best anime of the year in my opinion

  • @Goldrex434
    @Goldrex434 4 года назад +1

    "Plants don't have hands, cats don't have hands and worms don't have hands" funniest line ever. Plus the emojis were funny also.

  • @dzp11177
    @dzp11177 5 лет назад +5

    When your 13 year old friend is the dm that never played as a dm before and all of the adventures never played the game before
    *in our last session me as a dwarf cleric and a wizard get ambushed*
    *I was able to block the goblin that tried to attack me because I had my shield out just incase so yay now it's time for the healer and wizard are about to get gang banged by goblins*

  • @jacobp.2024
    @jacobp.2024 4 года назад +1

    Giant Alaskan Bull Worm was the character I never knew I needed to exist. It's so perfect, how did I not think of it?

  • @himboghost629
    @himboghost629 5 лет назад +4

    3:54 IT ALL MAKES SENSE

  • @shadowsofdawn3871
    @shadowsofdawn3871 4 года назад +1

    Okay, so I first DM'd when I was 12. My little brother when he was 8. If it wasn't for our older siblings encouraging us, we likely never would have and never would have found how much fun it could be. So from someone who was once a little sister whose big brother encouraged her to give it a go, thank you for doing the same with your little sister and sticking with it.

  • @paj5529
    @paj5529 5 лет назад +13

    Sword Maiden from Goblin Slayer

  • @meepmeep7156
    @meepmeep7156 4 года назад +1

    The wolf noises are adorable but that don't change that she thinks up crazy stuff

  • @kkTeaz
    @kkTeaz 5 лет назад +19

    This is literally an undertale reference

  • @danielcastillo591
    @danielcastillo591 4 года назад +2

    "Shrek let us go" is something no mortal soul has ever had the luck to say

  • @uzumakis2
    @uzumakis2 5 лет назад +4

    I’m DMing for the first time, for my friends. *sigh* could really use the help lol they expect so much from me 😩

  • @octapusxft
    @octapusxft 5 лет назад +3

    This wolf howling deserves to be a meme

  • @gigaswardblade7261
    @gigaswardblade7261 5 лет назад +3

    the howling sounds like those lunging things from halo

  • @666HeroHero
    @666HeroHero 5 лет назад +1

    Not gonna lie, I have also used Shrek in one of my campaigns with my little brother.

  • @julyol119
    @julyol119 5 лет назад +3

    This is genius x'D The wolf noises had me cry-laughing xD

  • @ysontay8632
    @ysontay8632 5 лет назад +1

    I got through exactly 2 minutes. My soul can't take this. I must leave this video. I'm sorry you went through this traumatic event

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +1

      I'll take any sympathy I can get. May you never revel in meme hell, and if you do, I'll be there to comfort you.

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu 5 лет назад +3

    This is bloody hilarious. XD

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 года назад +1

    These campaigns have some serious potential. Their creativity is top notch but the lack of experience really holds back your sister. A few changes would be that the gargantuan yeti has conditional immortality and is only immune to all damage types because of the eternal winter or another condition like immortality within their house. The first one could've been improved if it wasn't directly referencing Shrek or Sans without an explanation. Maybe they got isekaid from their world's or are just a skeleton and an ogre who just so happen to use those names. Reducing the amount of railroading or at least being subtle about it.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 5 лет назад +7

    This sounds like "Adventure Time does Glitch City."

  • @GyroEater
    @GyroEater 4 года назад +2

    1:21 That reminds me of when I played with my little sister, (Not D&D, just making stories to play, also my little sister is just one year younger than me.) she was a princess from another planet far, far away and only she could go to that planet and no one else, then she also said that you can't hurt anyone there or destroy anything! Me and my friends that played with her wouldn't really give a damn about the planet her character came from, but since it was so indestructible we kept trying to destroy it, just to mess with her. Then every time one of my friends was like "I found Coordinates to your planet and I am taking my spaceship, that has 20 nukes on it there to bombard it!" (I also am not sure where my friend found that spaceship since we were on a Fantasy Setting most of the time!) and all my sister said was that my friends couldn't do that! With Zero Explanation why they couldn't!
    Those were the days!

  • @TimeturnerJ
    @TimeturnerJ 5 лет назад +3

    Sans, a murder plant and a powerful pacifist...
    I think I see a pattern here.

  • @TheTeeters
    @TheTeeters 5 лет назад +1

    You know what... I really liked this.
    The thought and effort you put into this explaining and alluding to the younger DM's potential and excitement for DMing was solid. My son is 10, super into DnD since I started bringing him to a weekly campaign and had started writing campaign ideas himself.
    Anyways very enjoyable video.
    Thanks!

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  5 лет назад +2

      The Teeters Thank you for the love, and the next generation of role playing kids will be taught by our example

  • @chaosmastermind
    @chaosmastermind 5 лет назад +3

    You say anime nobody likes, I say favorite anime. *shrugs*

  • @Tioko
    @Tioko 4 года назад +1

    I legit laughed out loud at Sans and Shrek 😂😂😂 This story is gold already! And I’m barely 2 minutes in.

  • @0ctopusComp1etely
    @0ctopusComp1etely 5 лет назад +3

    I want to find a DM that will allow me to play a giant Bull Worm Barbarian now.
    Or maybe a Wyvern paladin. There are wyvern paladins, right?

  • @Rixec2
    @Rixec2 4 года назад

    Your sister sounds like a fun DM. You never know how things may go even while expecting it. If more than one of you had decided on having hands, the bow might have been easier, but you played into her type and were almost screwed. Really makes this a game of chance on how to predict what you'll need.

  • @noahreynolds2919
    @noahreynolds2919 5 лет назад +7

    Literally nobody:
    2:15 😂😂😂😂

  • @fORGOTT3nSqUID
    @fORGOTT3nSqUID 4 года назад +1

    A DND group of my friends and I are gonna do our first campaign in a bit!! Our first meeting is tomorrow and we're gonna discuss characters and help the friend who hasn't a character in the slightest make one. Funny thing: I don't remember exactly what I did today, but the characterless friend declared he'd use a flamethrowrr on me, but I reminded him that my character was immune to fire attacks, so now the only thing he had going for his character to to murder me xD

  • @datcatdragon5766
    @datcatdragon5766 5 лет назад +3

    Bruh, I remember the first campaign I made when I was really young (maybe 11) and it was very descriptive. It was really good though. Also dont judge someone's skill based on age.

    • @datcatdragon5766
      @datcatdragon5766 5 лет назад

      oh,
      thanks for the heart, have a good night/day! (idk which one it is for you)

  • @KiritoSlayer32
    @KiritoSlayer32 5 лет назад +1

    My niece recently got into DND and she played her first campaign. I haven’t played before since I have friends who don’t want to and can’t go to adventurers League. It was really fun to hear her stories though and it was really fun. (I could probably play online on discord or something but I’d rather play with friends)

  • @thingsareabouttogetgrusome5092
    @thingsareabouttogetgrusome5092 4 года назад +3

    You were not in hell when you were in that box,
    You were in heaven

    • @BlaineSimple
      @BlaineSimple  4 года назад +1

      I guess it's how you look at it xD

  • @princeboo3188
    @princeboo3188 4 года назад +1

    The DM: This guy will help you guide you home
    Me: SHANK THE MAN, STEAL HIS GOLD!!!!!

  • @laziwastaken
    @laziwastaken 5 лет назад +7

    1:13 "NYEH HEH HEH"

  • @Copperflash
    @Copperflash 5 лет назад +1

    I’ve never played D&D (though I plan on it) and I still found this ridiculously entertaining

  • @bardssinisterstories2607
    @bardssinisterstories2607 5 лет назад +10

    So, the dwarf is Saw?

  • @colinchildress1251
    @colinchildress1251 5 лет назад +1

    This is nice and wholesome. Especially the laser wolves.