Non Offensive Football Chants | Foil Arms and Hog
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- Non Offensive Football Chants - Foil Arms and Hog
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"Abuse is obviously an integral part of football." Never heard a truer statement 😂
Ah but rugby now, everyone's more human...
Agreed but, we call it soccer. It's #2 too [American] football here.
Every football match is one big rage fest
lololol
@@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy does this look like an American channel to you lmao
“they rhyme” was the best attempt to justify their chants
My favourite line!
best part is it deffinitly isn't even true
lik irish and prick obviously rhyme awesomly :D
That was so subtle and hilarious 😂 😃
"YOU RESPECT THE SABBATH AND WE RESPECT YOU 🙌" 😂😂
Challah for all!
@@isobellabrett I can get behind that
Mazel tov!
My Jewish family loves this, both the ones who follow all the Shabbat rules and those of us who eat Challah and then do whatever we want on Saturday’s. Haha
@@laurenconrad1799 mine too!
“He’s a prick who happened to be Welsh. “ lmao
So wholesome 😂
I never knew our very own nigel Owens was also a f@#tball ref!
"You're not as good as us but we respect you as opponents, you're not as good as us but we respect you as opponents"
Just so funny 😂
“You can try to kick, try to score- BUT you won’t make it! That’s OK, try some more - you’re still a good person anyway!”
The fact that they literally came up with a team name, player names and chants just for this video makes it a hundred times funnier and more original! Keep it up lads, loving the videos!
Thanks mate!
IT is the name of the company Sunday league team. Hence all the chants are ready made. ;)
@@mortenpoulsen1496 OOooooooh right. I googled it and nothing came up, but glad you educated me! Still funny as hell though
What are the original chants then? I think part of the joke is knowing them and I don't, would you write them down? Please!
@@foilarmsandhog You do know that I will be googling those names for subs, right? And if it will be similar to Queue Jumping at Bad Habits Olympics, those people might end up being real ones. Foil was like "WHAAA..." when I told him Monica Sanchez is actually a pretty well known telenovela actress.
I’d imagine that shouts like that would actually confuse the shit out of everyone else
One team's supporters had a chant along the lines of we're shit and we know we are. I think they got less stick from opposing fans.
@@BigDave15 we lose every week, we lose every week, you're nothing special, we lose every week.
@@paulebroderick That is true love for your team.
She's trained and accredited let her do her job
is still my favourite line!
Mine too! :)
They care Trí, they care 🥺🥰
Except its not funny in the least. No one would shout that at any ref.
@@theoldsaxon6484 That's why it's her favourite line.
Because it's awesome and she wishes they would 😉
Missed opportunity:
"She's a female referee.
She's a female referee. She's trained and accredited. So you should let her be."
Would've rhymed lol
I love the idea that football fans actually mean all those offensive chants as friendly banter.
Wait is it legit not banter seems friendly enough
I feel like if they thought about it for half a sec they'd realise they dont want the other teams dead🤷♀️
@@ElKITENAUT Half a sec was too short, just take your time.
It often is - the chants about their own side's players sometimes reference stereotypes that could be offensive but are obviously meant as complimentary, and the opposition players they chant negative things at will get a round of applause at the end if they're good sports. I wouldn't judge anyone for being offended by them, but that genuinely doesn't seem to be the intent in many of the cases I've seen in chant compilation videos.
Well,it's actually banter in England,fans ridicule both the team they support and the opposite team in a friendly manner.
There's just something about the "cultured left foot" in a thick accent that really gets me.
Just beautiful
I love how clueless and understanding they were
"I mean, if you think he's gonna like that better?"
Good job, lads. Let's see if I can make up some new chants for the game on Sunday:
🎶 Just in case you lose-
We won't shout abuse!
But since we all yell-
Some goals would be swell! 🎶
Naaaaw nice! 👌😃
Beautiful
I may be german but I love this chant :D !
@@irimac1806 I guess we'll both have to translate it or make up a German one for games at home 😊🇩🇪
@@schattentaenzerin The only times I come into contact with soccer/Fußball is when I play it with the son (8) of a friend so I dont know about the german football culture here
Shoutout to the Patreon commenter who asked "Who shot this down?" when FAH pitched it to us.
I'm glad they did! If you see this comment, say hi please!
Oooooooh! I thought I knew it from somewhere. Patreon is giving more to FAH than money alone 😊
@@SamFAHntha I second this. The fahndom owes him/her a big Thank you.
That would be me! 😂 Glad my anger served a purpose 😂
@@aisling_tm Oh Aisling! Hello! Thank you so much 😂
"No hes is a prick who happened to be welsh"
Killed me. Fantastic guys and gals, like always im entertained.
Huh, they should do entertainment for a living I think.
As a Welshman I found it hilarious 😂😂😂
On behalf of my Jewish family, we really love the last chant. 😆
SO NICE, THEY'RE SO NICE!!!
That sketch was so unrealistic though...
We don't have good football players.
Great to see Emma Doran! “They rhyme “ is a fab joke
Thanks Josephine, she's fab
It's the small, seemingly random, details like that which makes Foil Arms and Hog so great. Lover the post.
They’re Foil, Arms and Hog
From Dublin town
Whenever they come round
You won’t feel down
When being the operative word. Over 500 days and counting. 😡
Oooo it rhymes even! 🤩
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤
(To the tune of Go West, other songs may scan)
Arms, Hog and a lad called Foil
FAH always make me smile
Favourite channel on RUclips
And their lighting's really improved
Foil, Arms and a lad called Hog
This chant doesn't even rhyme
Tried to make it relevant
To the latest segment
Finally, Hog, Foil and Arms
Recirculated now should form
In character, snobbery,
The name that FAH should be
“When Thursday comes around” would also work for that third line….
your disguises are amazing this week, how you disguised yourself as several people is just amazing
Their plastic surgeon is getting a real workout this week haha
I blame it on the special camera lens they showed us several videos ago. 😂
Well I’m glad that you’re available on the computer!
So am I !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
But which computer!?! How will I find it?
Thursday is really the only day on which I don’t mind setting the alarm, even if I’m on vacation. Good for you that you’re always worth it ;))
Ah Miri you're on your holidays!!
My best bit is the chant with the claps at the end, and also the Sabbath one! I've been watching this many, many times! Great job! 👍😀
Thanks Bernadine!
They're Foil, Arms and Hog
*We love every guest star too*
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
👏👏👏👏
A Greek FAH fan!
Too offensive suggesting the guest stars all have the Clap!
It was so cool to see how this grew from the Patreon script to this- and expanding the cast! Love it- hope you lads had a good holiday 💙
Turned out pretty damn good huh? Man I love Thursdays 😂
Could you explain the Patreon bit. Not quite aware of that.
@@ordenax on a Patreon live stream they talked through a first draft of this script!
Love their work but how do they hire 4 new people, and only 1 is a woman?? 🤔🤔
@@kildareire There'll be more, I'm sure of it 😊
I get so excited for Thursdays and it's never anti-climatic. It's *always* funnier than I could ever expect. Bravo lads and everyone else too! Thank you for making us laugh once again 😂❤️
Thanks Sam
@@foilarmsandhog Millwall burnt!
"THE REFEREE IS A MERCHANT BANKER!"
"You mean he's a tosser?"
"No, he's from Dublin and works for AIB"
In Poland, for some time there are more and more football fans graffiti that instead of offensive stuff, goes for absurdity: "Club X smokes grass from football field" "Club Y gets hallucinations after water" "Club Z buys bread in furniture shop" "Club N don't go sleep after bedtime story" and so on.
I love that you actually did this one! I've been hoping you would!
I've not been well for a while (bit of an understatement, I'm currently in hospital!) but I can always rely on you 3 to make me laugh and feel a little bit better.
Sorry to hear Jenny… hope you get well soon❤️
They're the best at that eh?
Feel better soon! Real soon! ❤️
Hope you’re better soon Jenny, sorry to hear this!
Hi Jenny, so sorry to hear that, glad we could give you a bit of distraction anyway
Get well soon 💗
Fantastic execution, lads! These are the sweetest fans! Wish everyone reacted like this when you ask them to be not be a prick.
Yeah, it's a bit of a fantasy sketch
I wouldnt be using that first sentence nowadays what with all thats going on in Afghanistan.
A chant for the first female in a foil arms and hog video: “She’s a female actress, she’s in this video, and she did a good job!”
*coughs* Clisare.
Oh and the woman in the Apartment Games :)
@@SamFAHntha There is also a woman in the deleted sketch Gay-Friendly Pre-marriage Course. (where I must say, Foil completely kills it as a priest xD)
It's not the first female in it
@@icecranberry2148 why was it deleted? :(
I'd actually go to a football match if all the chants were like this
No joke!
Emma does a great English accent! This is a great concept, I got tickets to one of your gigs in April btw so I'll see yee in Vicar Street! 😁❤️
Class! I'm as excited as your thumbnail!
@@foilarmsandhog buy a newspaper ...
On match days I had to listen to a fair few chants while coming home from work on public transport, I always wondered where they learned them, now I know, chant practice 😅 The guys just needs some cans of Stella sticking out of trackie pockets to complete the look.
Nice warm can of stella
From Pakistan here. And glad to say have seen all your sketches and laughed whole heartedly at them. Thank you !!!
Thanks Hafsa! I noticed we had fans from Pakistan recently, I wonder how you found us!
@@foilarmsandhog the first sketch that got recommend to me on yt was "when irish people can't speak irish" about 2 yrs back. After that i binge watched through all the others. Sent to my friends as well. My mother too enjoys them a lot.
@@hafsamisbah4025 I wish I had that kind of relationship with my mum where I could just share internet videos with her
@@foilarmsandhog You're global stars! I'm watching you from Brazil 😁
From US - Atlanta here !
I LOVE that I got to see this sketch come to life! So glad you lads shared the read through with us on Patreon 😁 I have a special appreciation for this sketch because of it ❤️
Hey guess what? Your comment is right above Uno's for me 😉
@@SamFAHntha awwwww yaaaay😆
I LOVE the lady in this sketch. She’s a great actor, would love to see more of her in future guest sketches. Everyone was great though. Dunno how you all could hold in your giggles. So cool! Very believable. :)
Emma Doran!
I might have to give her a closer look :D
Loving it!! 🤣🤣💪🏼 But you missed a trick on thr female ref chant. Should be:
"She's a female referee, a female referee. But she is accredited and qualified, so we will let her be!"
Its gotta rhyme lads 🙃😅
Wouldn't have hit so hard :)
The way it was bluntly put made it funnier to me! I do love a rhyme though, thank you for healing my heart there haha
It is SO nice to see Foil, Arms, & Hog have friends.
Delightful collaboration!
Ooooh nice save there haha ;)
They're not friends, they are paid actors. It's explicit in their contract that FAH are not allowed to call them 'friends' due to the negative association.
What a great sketch, loved it! 🤩 We get to see Foil’s vision come to life, the FAH family expands with new comedians for us to explore, aaaand we get DUCK!!!!!!
Ahhhh the hype is going to flow into the livestream for sure!! Woop woop!
You DID do that sketch! Well done 👏 Nice to see other people in it, too 😊
And I'm glad that one fan's comment ("they rhyme!") was taken into consideration in the last chant 😄
Absolutely!!
I realized two sad things.
One, I assumed this channel had more than a million subscribers. And I just checked now casually. I am contacting the army as it is CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED AND I CANT EXPRESS HOW UNDERRATED IT IS AIJBBEDWEBLCSQLBCVKX L
And Two, Foil Arms and Hog still read and reply to messages if you are early, but eventually when they go above a million subscribers, it will be MUCH harder to talk with them
And now after thinking these thoughts I am depressed, So Im gonna go watch some Ann and Oisin skits
It will be bittersweet for sure. Mostly sweet! I think any sadness about them not having the time to reply will be clouded by pride and replacing it with pure joy! I want that for them so bad. But yeah, it definitely will be sad. I know for me and so many people, their replies make our week!
I best stop before I start rambling about how much I adore them haha!
OH AND YES, IT IS OUTRAGEOUS THAT THEY DON'T HAVE A MILLION!!! (though, I'm still very impressed at the number they've got now)
I wish everyone in the world was kind and inclusive as these nice fans!
Indeed it would be an easier place to live 😅
I had to pull over while driving so I could watch this. Now it is a race (kind of, in a non rule-breaking) to drive 300km before the patreon livestream starts. Up the Onethorpe Rovers!
Wow! Hoping for the least amount of traffic possible for you Squirrel 😊🤞
Drive safely. You can always watch the play back!
@@foilarmsandhog I knew you'd say that, so I chose to say something fun 😁😂
May the football gods be with you squirrel.
@@foilarmsandhog I think my journey back was a lot safer than that live stream was for you lads! It's really hard to watch when you are all hurting 😥
Ahh this is brilliant! Glad to see a Patreon live stream thing come to fruition!! And loved all the extras
Yes, second sketch to come from that!
@@foilarmsandhog we’re getting the fart song?
Oh the complexity and perfection of writing! So well performed! And I absolutely love the doomdah in the end!
What a nice comment!
His ma's from Copenhagen, his dad's from Castleblayney, oooh Thomas Delaney
Wie war dein Urlaub Arms? 😊🌤 Schön, dass du wieder da bist! Es war letzten Donnerstag auf RUclips ein bisschen langweilig ohne dich 😉
Ja, ich dachte dass es ein bisschen ruhig würde. Ich habe euch vermisst!
Aber die Blooper waren super 👍🏻
How sweet!!! Naaaw
Brilliant sketch! And it seems your holidays have done you some good, nearly didn't recognize you in the outro there
Maybe I cut my hair too much
@@foilarmsandhog I didn't want to say...
@@caitrionaobrien4707 yeah...thought it had vanished for a minute there...
Foil Arms and Hog,
their comedy cure to my stress.
We're their absolute Fahns,
f*** everyone else! 💙
Except Harry Styles right? 😉😂
FAH for the win!
love it
@@SamFAHntha oh yeah, except for Harry 😂
@@Sumedha.7 Alright.... Good save there 😑😂❤️
I find that 'f asterisk asterisk asterisk' messes up the rythm a bit. Can I suggest "fuck" ? 😬
"Three nice guys." Couldn't agree more! 😁 Loved this sketch! Absolutely hilarious lads 😂
Hey guess what? Your comment is right under Sarah's for me 😉
@@SamFAHntha "Oh, I'm beneath Sarah am I? Wow! WOW!" 😉🤣 That's hilarious! 😂
@@annastell3105 Hahaha you best start bowing before she finds ya 👀
@@SamFAHntha Never! 😎⚔🏹🔥
@@annastell3105 For honour and freedom!!!
why was this so strangely wholesome
What a comeback for Foil! His idea and center stage acting. Great crew you have there 😊
Yes! That's what I thought too! You really do the get the best parts when you write the script haha
@@SamFAHntha Making up for lost time, I suppose 😁 FAH know he's been missed.
"They rhyme" Not a bad retort there, Hog.
I really liked that line hahaha
Love it! You guys did it again! And with a big cast. Lots of fun watching as always. Thank you!!
Right? Again! Like HOW??? 😂❤️
Murdoch Media would 100% try to spin them being less offensive as “woke, inclusionist BS”.
We've already had a bit of it...
For a while, I feared they were some of those libtards f*cking around these days, but it's already the second video which makes me rethink them positively :D
Okay just a passing observation, but this type of lighting appears to suit Foil extremely well
Oi! Don't you dare make me like chants now. Isn't it enough that I already like everything you do?
NO ITS NOT ENOUGH WORK HARDER
Love when you bring in other comedians, great job
I only have one joke (it's about chickens and roads) do you think they'd hire me? :D
We need a spin-off version of FAH, starring, Ramesho, the Communion Dealer, and the scientist trying to cure the Laughing Diease.
This is one of my favourites from you lads.
Never thought I'd see the day when a chant which isn't 500% abuse is actually entertaining to hear. Can people still use the Adam Johnson chant though?
It's like they're magic 😂
That's offensive to the people who were vaccinated by the Janssen vaccine
@@littlewoot You only get one shot!
Happy Birthday, Foil and Arms!
Happy belated birthday boys!
He's 32, sell him for glue!
And the other line
Hilarious lines, amazing actors, gorgeous colours, smooth lighting ✨👌
Colour correction and lighting really on point here. We can see who's back 😉
Foil coming into his own with that colour
ooo i really like the group aspect of this sketch haha, some cool guests on this weeks sketch :)
Yeah! Wouldn't really have worked with 3 huh?
I don't know how good Arms' editing skills are, but I do know not to underestimate them.
I can't believe the original sketch is two years old already! Still feels new to me 🙈
This havin been a pretty crappy week, this was much needed. Thanks for the laughs lads.
Sorry to hear that, glad we could give you a laugh!
Awwww I was looking forward to the rest of the chants. Hilarious sketch as always guys!
I wish all chants were this kind :)
"Sam likes the men Sam likes the men Sam likes the men, and we're okay with that"
I'm dead
This is so funny. As an argentinian I find this very, very relatable. Great job lads
The boys nailed it again :)
How amazing would it be to be at a football game with these actual chants. You’d crack up
It would be so so strange and so so wholesome haha
Thursday mornings are just simply the best because of you lads!!! Thankyou!🎉🎉 :))))
Oh gosh they so are! We're so lucky to have them
I don’t know why, but the way that fan says “bad press?” Just cracks me up😂😂😂😂😂
I've been catching up on Patreon streams recently. So glad this sketch made it past the Hog show pitch!
Isn't it so cool to see that behind the scenes ☺️
I'm an Orthodox Jew, and I've been told never to go to a European football match while wearing a kipah.
I can't imagine what would happen if one of us actually played professionally.....
Great sketch, thanks for the love. :)
There is actually a London club that has a fairly Jewish following, but the abuse they get is horrendous, so I do have to support the recommendation, sadly.
Even when you invite three other guys, Arms is still a head taller than the rest. 😂 Great video! Very much my type of comedy.
I only invite smaller people
@@foilarmsandhog waiting for my contract then, I am 5'3" shorter than anyone on that set. 😂
You guys so make my day. I'll stop and watch half a dozen of your videos just to brighten up my day, lol.
Simple idea very well executed. One of your best i’d say, lads
They did! Their scripts are so well done, every single week! They're incredible!
I'm glad you did take another look at that script! Also the colouring looks great again, good job Foil!
Thanks Tanja!
Honestly that last one is pretty funny and I could totally see some groups of fans embracing that one
Aslam sound like a skilful poacher with a pace, modern No. 9 with an eye for goals.
Here I'm rooting for an imaginary footballer.
I'm sure they imaginarily appreciate it
absolutely ADORE this one
IT'S SO NICE
Foil arms and hog: aggression is an integral part of football
Ramos: see i was always right
Yaaay!!! Class video lads, really funny, loved the ending. Hopefully some of these will catch on (some of the stuff you hear on match day is aah...... questionable)
Thanks Ash, totally agree!
"Aw, no, no. Didn't mean to cause offense." 😂
They have multiplied
‘They rhyme’. My favourite reaction.
Loved that line, got a good laugh from me!
I’m gay, and my name is Sam Fisher, and that part stunned me.
Wow - its like they personalized the sketch for you! Hope you weren't offended!
The fans were very Monty Pythonesque! Loved the end part!
You guys are so so good!! Thanks you so much for the good laughs. I needed this! 🙏😂😂😂😂
Awww aren't they just simply the best?
@@SamFAHntha Absolutely! A cure after a big day. The world needs
Foil Arms and Hog. I say, go Nobel 😅🥰
I've watched this skit no less than eight times. It's perfection.
Bowdlerisation. Gotta love it.
Just googled and won't you look at that! I did a learn today! Tanks James!
I bet the neighbours loved all the loud chanting going on next door 😆😳 I love this one 👏
Oh I didn't even think about that haha! Meh, it's lovely, so like you said, they probably loved it.
(even if you were being totally sarcastic haha)
Loving the English accent!
Thanks, definitely a bit shaky in parts!
@@foilarmsandhog Emma’s is very good. 😉 That ‘shaaaaat’ is almost perfect.
@@fahmoose1497 she sounds like a local (I am SE London)
@@tamara3984 I couldn't possibly comment. (I'm South London).
"We're available on.. the computer" 😂😂😂
I just need to know if they're available on mobile now! :D
Does this mean that we''ll see Mr. Skeffington and Hog's song as well?!
Hog's song 😍😍😍
I think I took the best jokes out of Mr. Skeffington and put them in word play hotel.. but I do want to do an old school sketch
Stayed up till 2am to laugh at this amazing comedy trio! Good night now.
Too kind, sleep well!
When u get the family involved and they steal the show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰👍
bahaha LINDA!!!! XD
"sam likes the men, sam likes the men, and we like sam!" would have been much better tho
Genuinely really like the last chant 😄
So much respect for each other it's....it's wonderful *wipes tear*
lol the new video every thursday announcements at the end were awesome
So funny haha
Also, Arms' laugh is one of the greatest sounds
I think you can give your eyes a rest SamFAHntha, you are so kind and enthusiastic about all of them anyway I don’t think anyone would mind if it turned out you had a favourite 😊
Awww lovely to see Duck in a sketch!
DUCK TV RULES!!!