Gutfeld: The Babylon Bee’s headlines keep coming true

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @canadiangirl5159
    @canadiangirl5159 Год назад +49

    The Bee needs to make headlines that we all WANT to come true. Take advantage of just how obedient these sheep are.

  • @chazarcola7639
    @chazarcola7639 Год назад +375

    This segment is both hilarious and horrifying.

    • @PeteHemdem
      @PeteHemdem Год назад +6

      Have you seen Steven Crowder's version of the Radiohead song "Creep"? Funny and cringy at the same time.

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 Год назад +53

    We’re living in a South Park episode that refuses to end.

  • @mikejacob3536
    @mikejacob3536 Год назад +227

    I've called the Bee "tomorrow's news today" for years...

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n Год назад +4

      We need a show called Tucker Carlson tomorrow where he does the same thing.

    • @adamgosh2017
      @adamgosh2017 Год назад +1

      well said Mike.

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 Год назад +1

      The liberal newspaper I deliver, most of which is copy-and-paste from actually profitable liberal media outlets, is so far behind the news I say they're "yesterday's news tomorrow."

    • @LondonSteveLee
      @LondonSteveLee Год назад +4

      Which is InfoWars's tag line!

    • @mikejacob3536
      @mikejacob3536 Год назад

      @@LondonSteveLee I was unaware!

  • @DoctorPhobos
    @DoctorPhobos Год назад +172

    "Yesterday's Satire is Tomorrow's News" ~ Michael S Webster

    • @a64738
      @a64738 Месяц назад +1

      And EVERY days news is lies that is more close to satire then news...

  • @GoldenShellback
    @GoldenShellback Год назад +57

    Years ago Rush Limbaugh quipped about how things we had once laughed about were becoming real.
    Love and miss you Rush.

  • @boxman117
    @boxman117 Год назад +281

    It is definitely ironic that the Babylon Bee headlines have come true. I completely agree that reality is just too close to satire these days.

    • @tobybigham4196
      @tobybigham4196 Год назад +2

      Mimesis!

    • @davidhunt2708
      @davidhunt2708 Год назад +2

      My how things have changed.

    • @anyoneofus9948
      @anyoneofus9948 Год назад +1

      The Onion has done some wild ones themselves, there are some real mind blowers on their RUclips channel that go back over ten years!

    • @RandyGuthrie-n7n
      @RandyGuthrie-n7n Месяц назад

      ​@@davidhunt2708aaàaàaaaaàààaaaaaaaaaàaààawaàazzAssß

  • @tomtomkowski7653
    @tomtomkowski7653 Год назад +343

    The sad part is that this is the reality we are living in right now.
    The more stupid or absurd the joke is the more chances it will come true.

    • @humboldthammer
      @humboldthammer Год назад +2

      Epochal Eclipse April 8th 2024. Don't stare at the sun. Matthew 16: 4.
      Jonah 3: 5 Jonah 4: 11

    • @judithrochin256
      @judithrochin256 Год назад +2

      The sad thing is this goof trying to get a laugh.
      The forced laughter from his co- hosts is painful to watch.

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 Год назад +14

      @@judithrochin256
      Because,half his jokes aren’t PC and that’s why he’s hilarious…..keep them coming !! 😂😂😂

    • @dewaynelynn
      @dewaynelynn Год назад

      ​@@humboldthammerPpp888 q@1😅

    • @dewaynelynn
      @dewaynelynn Год назад

      ​@@humboldthammerPpp888 q@1😅

  • @ladycc3573
    @ladycc3573 Год назад +10

    That shade of red looks amazing on Harris 😍

  • @rcf97
    @rcf97 Год назад +121

    The Bee should get a Nobel prize for predicting the future!

    • @Joreel
      @Joreel Год назад +5

      Are they predicting the future or are they creating the future 👀

    • @rcf97
      @rcf97 Год назад +1

      @@Joreel Bee acually just thinks of the stupidest thing that left could possibly do, and they just sit back wait for it to happen, answer your question?

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n Год назад +1

      Just wait until it happens :)

    • @geoh7777
      @geoh7777 Год назад +4

      They will probably get raided by a DHS swat team.

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n Год назад

      @@Joreel Creating with the power Yeshua

  • @allergyahead8128
    @allergyahead8128 Год назад +123

    Harris brings that adult in the room angle when she's on Gutfelds show. Also an elegance on any show she is on.

  • @josephcrowe2908
    @josephcrowe2908 Год назад +24

    "Dies Suddenly" Elmo.
    Ship 'em all!!!! lol

    • @katjo71367
      @katjo71367 Год назад +3

      I thought that was the best thing Greg said.

  • @lukebrennan5780
    @lukebrennan5780 Год назад +39

    the shrinkage. OH YES!! ps. Love that Harris is on the show!

  • @michaeltortorice9876
    @michaeltortorice9876 Год назад +110

    It's not that their headlines are coming true, it's that Babylon Bee keeps giving Democrats ideas.

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n Год назад +1

      If you're a leftist your political ideology is about how outlandish you could be so of course they look to BB for ideas 笑笑笑 while publicly attacking the Bee they privately look to it for guidance!

    • @gregblake2764
      @gregblake2764 Год назад +9

      Good one!

    • @alanlibertone8163
      @alanlibertone8163 Месяц назад

      Hail s@itan said the open border child traffickers ... Lol.. ugh, cringe crawl ..

  • @KorithStoneheart
    @KorithStoneheart Год назад +37

    Harris Faulkner is an absolute vision

    • @rogerward801
      @rogerward801 Год назад +5

      I've liked her since she was on our local news

    • @tahliasgoddaddy
      @tahliasgoddaddy 25 дней назад

      Love Harris Faulkner..... and Lauren Greene.

  • @4g0tten4
    @4g0tten4 Год назад +68

    It is strangely disconcerting when I am reading the news, and I have to stop and think: “Is this satire or real news?”

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota Год назад +2

      Me too!
      I also wonder "is that true?" ... and I _never_ did that before the last few years.

    • @christopherm3271
      @christopherm3271 Год назад +4

      Yes, it saps the fun out of satire, just reminds you of how messed up things are

  • @debbyfazfphotography
    @debbyfazfphotography Год назад +49

    Love you, Jamie! You are one of my top fave comedians ever! 😊

  • @louderthenbombs429
    @louderthenbombs429 Год назад +23

    WOW!! Harris and Kat looked unbelievable last night. Tough call, but I’d say Harris owned the night 😍

  • @childrenoftolkien
    @childrenoftolkien Год назад +28

    Harris is the funniest one on the stage. Loved her since KC.

  • @PatriotPaulUSA
    @PatriotPaulUSA Год назад +72

    Love Gutfeld the last funny show on late night

  • @jenniferbailey2214
    @jenniferbailey2214 Год назад +8

    Harris, your posture is impeccable

  • @robertbroughton1443
    @robertbroughton1443 Год назад +50

    Gutfeld, and Kilmeade are definitely good friends, who loves to bust each other's chops. I have heard Kilmeade do it on F & F, but not as often as Gutfeld does on his show.

  • @mrgreene3290
    @mrgreene3290 Год назад +10

    Very amusing series on Babylon Bee on RUclips of a CA couple moving to TX and what they discovered about the state and the people living there.

  • @julesverne2509
    @julesverne2509 Год назад +11

    Cat is awesome. She's great. I love Cat.

  • @crystalhorton3816
    @crystalhorton3816 Год назад +67

    Harris was hilarious messing with Greg

  • @mamacc9927
    @mamacc9927 Год назад +4

    Early Edition was the TV show, in which the main character got "tomorrow's paper today."

  • @Hwonami
    @Hwonami Год назад +73

    I never imagined Harris would have such a mommy vibe - chastening Greg whenever he was too mean. 😅

    • @airgunbubba2505
      @airgunbubba2505 Год назад +6

      honestly it's a rather beautiful "odd couple" type of combination.

    • @historyraven99
      @historyraven99 Год назад +4

      I was surprised she was in this episode. She's the epitome of class.

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 Год назад +14

    Jamie's humor is hilarious. Next to Tyrus, he is my favorite guest to watch.

  • @jamesa.7604
    @jamesa.7604 Год назад +16

    Congrats To Kat on her new book! And Jamie is an Awesome comedian, always has me laughing. As it has been said many times, Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction.

  • @TheKyfe
    @TheKyfe Год назад +21

    "You gotta hand it to Cox" was a GENIUS joke. It was so great.

  • @Peter-wv5pl
    @Peter-wv5pl Год назад +37

    The Bee actually did a skit about how difficult it is to come up with satire when it keeps actually happening.

  • @jmakc3541
    @jmakc3541 Год назад +36

    my old man used to say, "Boy, you just walked all the way around the lake just to get to the other side of the dock."

    • @alcaholic9559
      @alcaholic9559 Год назад +5

      Luv it, and I'm probably going to plagiarizer LOL

  • @janetmcgrath8426
    @janetmcgrath8426 Год назад +10

    For those that don't remember, the show that Harris Faulkner refers to which revealed headlines before they happened was "Early Edition" with Kyle Chandler back in the 90s.

  • @Nimajneb78
    @Nimajneb78 Месяц назад +6

    Babylon Bee shows the gift of prophecy is still in play and entertaining in todays modern day.

  • @ProudBerliozian
    @ProudBerliozian Год назад +130

    I love cranky Greg. He gets even more ornery than any other night.

  • @dealvaabel6710
    @dealvaabel6710 Год назад +15

    Never will I buy another barbie doll for presents.

  • @JC-il4or
    @JC-il4or Год назад +4

    Great topic, funny & true!!!

  • @prischm5462
    @prischm5462 Год назад +24

    You guys have way too much fun on that show. But even with serious subjects, it's fun watching. Keep it up.

  • @rfletch62
    @rfletch62 Год назад +2

    Another win for Gutfeld and crew!

  • @lesmichael3306
    @lesmichael3306 9 дней назад +1

    Jamie is hilarious. More please

  • @UriahHeep100
    @UriahHeep100 Год назад +6

    Love you Greg!! (Swoon over Kat..... Beautiful and that laugh is so gorgeous!! - the Polar Opposite of the Witch known as the Kackling Kamala...). Harris - Always Amazing, also gorgeous!!

  • @darkmoone9984
    @darkmoone9984 Год назад +66

    The Simpsons been doing shows long before the real event ever happened.

    • @timpohl5650
      @timpohl5650 Год назад +14

      It's not about time travel, it's about the Simsons following the Swamps plan,which the Swamp runs very deep. 😂
      Sad but True!

    • @michaelmattson1081
      @michaelmattson1081 Год назад +1

      Right the latest about david statue in tenn..i think life immatating art

    • @dashcamandy2242
      @dashcamandy2242 Год назад +1

      I'm still waiting for "EEEEPAAA" to put a "d'ohme" over certain cities...

  • @balderdash7805
    @balderdash7805 Год назад +16

    From Bill Maher: "When what you're doing sounds like an Onion headline, stop."

  • @timmytimay602
    @timmytimay602 Год назад +10

    Jamie kills!!! The slowest of slow burns, love him😂😂😂

  • @dragonchaserkev
    @dragonchaserkev 25 дней назад

    Great show and great guests.

  • @kristinareed6656
    @kristinareed6656 Год назад +2

    I'm all in it for these 4

  • @tommydowning3481
    @tommydowning3481 Год назад +4

    I particularly enjoy the sporadic banter between guests. Great stuff.

  • @aaronquinn8241
    @aaronquinn8241 Год назад +5

    Hosts on fire more segments like this plz

  • @lenalyles2712
    @lenalyles2712 Год назад +2

    Love the ones of CA moving to TX. So on point!

  • @luisflores6780
    @luisflores6780 Год назад +12

    That elmo one was great! 😂

  • @patrickfreeman8257
    @patrickfreeman8257 Год назад +2

    "Got to hand it to Cox"
    The first time I've laughed out loud to a Greg Guttfeld joke, ever

  • @dttruman
    @dttruman Год назад +20

    Harris is so objective, knowledgeable, and quick witted for calling out Gutfeld a lot

  • @OCMike
    @OCMike Год назад +5

    Still kicking myself for not catching Jamie Lissow when he was in Irvine, CA a couple weeks back. Hope he ventures back soon.

  • @markvickers3488
    @markvickers3488 Год назад +11

    I'm almost 65 , and I loose sleep about where my country is going. I might drop dead in 2 days , or survive for 20 more years . But , regardless, I love the U..S. A. Imperfect, but a pretty dog gone country.

    • @luthasunspell8365
      @luthasunspell8365 22 дня назад

      Checking back a year later; how do you feel now? 😁

  • @nikki_q.
    @nikki_q. Год назад +2

    I love Jamie's jokes! ❤😂❤

  • @meyrrr007
    @meyrrr007 Год назад +1

    pure fire

  • @michaelbogan3940
    @michaelbogan3940 Год назад +5

    The greatest comeback will be. " DEPART FROM ME UNCLEAN SPIRIT FOR YOUR NAME IS STRICKEN FROM THE BOOK " 🤔🙏🙏🙏

  • @stonevalleyozark475
    @stonevalleyozark475 Год назад +4

    Rush Limbaugh told us 15 years ago that it was getting harder to distinguish between Satire and reality! 😂

  • @Dirt-McGirt
    @Dirt-McGirt Год назад +37

    Same with South Park episodes. Many of them seem to have become reality lately. Waiting for a piece of doo doo in a Santa hat, to come out of the sewer and save Christmas

    • @AndreS_-df2nw
      @AndreS_-df2nw Год назад +3

      One day the talking towel will run away from it's military program and constantly want to get stoned.

    • @Dirt-McGirt
      @Dirt-McGirt Год назад

      @@AndreS_-df2nw hahaha! Wanna get high!

  • @copperclawz
    @copperclawz Год назад +26

    Idiocracy is a documentary.

  • @lesmichael3306
    @lesmichael3306 9 дней назад +1

    Jamie has Norm Macdonald vibes. Catches you off guard.

  • @tangoleftist7792
    @tangoleftist7792 Год назад +24

    Ever notice how you never see Biden on an escalator...

    • @Dallas_K
      @Dallas_K Год назад +4

      Falling up?

    • @goldbud2287
      @goldbud2287 Год назад

      They probably terrify him 😂😂

    • @colincopland3665
      @colincopland3665 Год назад +3

      The last time that Sleepy Joe was on an escalator, he thought he had accidentally eaten Hunter’s ice cream cone…

    • @RC_Colorado
      @RC_Colorado Год назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @gregblake2764
      @gregblake2764 Год назад

      That's because when Biden was in his thirties he was on an escalator that broke down and he was stuck on it for hours until they got it going again. Biden's refused to ride one ever since for fear of it happening again.

  • @adamgosh2017
    @adamgosh2017 Год назад +1

    I love Kat. she is true gem.
    Funny , articulate, realist.
    Love to read Her book.
    I just wish she reveal what brand glasses she wears.
    love to buy them.

  • @R0ME13
    @R0ME13 Год назад +34

    The Babylon Bee is the onion ring in an order of fries...

  • @en5788
    @en5788 Год назад +4

    The Bee is so awesome. If it weren't for Gutfeld and the Bee, I would be so angry trying to stay informed. Now I just laugh.

  • @foxrox2588
    @foxrox2588 Год назад +3

    Again, love the 'dark humor' 😂😂

  • @franksimonds04
    @franksimonds04 Год назад +2

    Great show. Jamie AND Jimmy. 😂

  • @bnjmnwst
    @bnjmnwst Год назад +5

    Jamie Lissow is a national treasure!

  • @cyclone8974
    @cyclone8974 Год назад +5

    It's a bit like how they use 1984 as guide to everything.

  • @MM-mo2yc
    @MM-mo2yc Год назад +3

    These are frightening times we live in.

  • @lmoore3567
    @lmoore3567 Год назад +8

    "I have to start thinking more disgustingly." Lol Is that even possible for Greg? (I'm a fan, btw, before anyone gets the wrong idea)

  • @dannys2290
    @dannys2290 Год назад +4

    Even Monty Python's "The life of Brian" got it right with Stan, now Loretta and his 'right' to have babies 🤣

  • @ManuelPerez-ip4bb
    @ManuelPerez-ip4bb Год назад

    That slipped right through 🤣🤣

  • @paulaclark4121
    @paulaclark4121 Год назад +6

    Harris should be there more often.

  • @SteveBurke03181962
    @SteveBurke03181962 Год назад +3

    Grossed me out at my breakfast this time!

  • @alda8146
    @alda8146 Год назад +2

    Great show today

  • @ronaldgartner3700
    @ronaldgartner3700 Год назад +1

    Always an awesome show

  • @sbrunner69
    @sbrunner69 Месяц назад +2

    Harris Faulkner is just great. Real deal there.

  • @jasonchilds894
    @jasonchilds894 Год назад +2

    Matt Stone & Trey Parker (of Southpark) are really good at predicting the future in their cartoons also.

  • @bethdeluca3491
    @bethdeluca3491 Год назад +7

    “We’re living in real satire.” I honestly could walk around with some popcorn and enjoy the show.

  • @noone-gf5op
    @noone-gf5op 26 дней назад

    this is one of my favorite gutfelt clips by far. so much silliness making fun of such crazy things...

  • @kingdomcome46
    @kingdomcome46 Год назад +3

    Babylon Bee 🐝 's interview of Elon Musk was excellent, one of the best. The Bee has a great Easter video on the disciples talking about pranking the world. Hilarious 😂

  • @kencarr8385
    @kencarr8385 Год назад

    The Babylon bee🤔elprodicto 👍👍👍

  • @paulajeantrindade8605
    @paulajeantrindade8605 Год назад +4

    Greg's vunderbar

  • @rcjr.7725
    @rcjr.7725 Год назад

    Trey,YOU ROCK!

  • @barbaramcmickings
    @barbaramcmickings Год назад +2

    You and me both poor Elmo😂😂😂

  • @mackenzieneal1660
    @mackenzieneal1660 Год назад +2

    We're never going to let you drive a car then. Made me laugh the most.

  • @aaron1983
    @aaron1983 Год назад +2

    Kat is that friend you ALWAYS want invited to a party.

  • @markbass354
    @markbass354 Год назад +2

    WE ARE LOSING OUR COUNTRY TO CRAZY PEOPLE

  • @joedizzelfoerizle
    @joedizzelfoerizle Год назад +4

    Greg of Greg, kill'n it bud
    -Jesse Waters

  • @donnacook8994
    @donnacook8994 Год назад

    Shrinkage joke. Jimmy you nailed it! ❤️❤️👏👍 Hey girl!

  • @donnathompson739
    @donnathompson739 Год назад +5

    I don’t like watching cop or FBI tv shows anymore- it’s too stressful because heck I get that in real life already

    • @geraldsandlin5180
      @geraldsandlin5180 Год назад +1

      I watch TV cop shows for nostalgia. They solved crimes, arrested and convicted criminals to get them off the streets! It's a shame we don't do that anymore.

  • @c4tpatriotwhitfield647
    @c4tpatriotwhitfield647 Год назад +1

    I love both of the comedians, but Jamie really cracks me up! His expressions are priceless! FJB!

  • @cayennepeppa707
    @cayennepeppa707 Год назад +1

    The reason that this show is beating all the other late night offerings was that laaaaast line. "We've gotta get outta here before he starts cutting himself." Really? Gold, man. Just comedy gold in that circumstance. Great job! All of you!!

  • @1cariyoung
    @1cariyoung Год назад +2

    Harris F. is so elegant.

  • @robertcampbell6349
    @robertcampbell6349 Месяц назад

    Great episode.

  • @mexvantil7523
    @mexvantil7523 Год назад

    Amen Greg

  • @KanishQQuotes
    @KanishQQuotes Год назад +11

    Mad tv skits have come true

  • @TacticalSquirrel
    @TacticalSquirrel Год назад +1

    Babylon Bee became modern-day Nostradamus.

  • @WCIN
    @WCIN Год назад

    The series Last Man Standing has been pretty accurate from 10 years ago calling it TODAY!!!