How Bad Is MOANA 2? (@RebelTaxi)

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Месяц назад +1822

    This film really makes me feel like the spirit of Michael Eisner and his constant need to make direct to dvd sequels to classic Disney films truly never left the company.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Месяц назад +1

      It just was lying Dormant waiting for the chance to return..

    • @xelang_1
      @xelang_1 Месяц назад +38

      I saw that EXACT comment on another Moana 2 video... did u actually write this???
      Just curious...

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 Месяц назад +12

      Oh so when Disney does it it's bad when when DreamWorks does it y'all applaud?
      Give be a break.

    • @JuanGomez-ke5py
      @JuanGomez-ke5py Месяц назад +3

      Did a good reason for that I really did the supposed to be a TV show on Disney Plus

    • @BugsyFoga
      @BugsyFoga Месяц назад +46

      @@DarkOverlord96I literally never mentioned Dreamworks, chill dude

  • @Vile_Oreo
    @Vile_Oreo Месяц назад +358

    The 22 characters singing Let it Go physically hurt. Well done.

    • @dayzsaclark7543
      @dayzsaclark7543 Месяц назад +23

      Rather watch the entirety of that video than Moana 2 though. 😂

    • @BebieHachi
      @BebieHachi 6 дней назад +1

      I said buoi, let it gO--!

  • @nafinapkin5439
    @nafinapkin5439 Месяц назад +1783

    3:42 honestly I associate that crab with schaffrillas more than Moana at this point

  • @franciscobosque6184
    @franciscobosque6184 Месяц назад +535

    dont say "coconut people" the name is "hawaiian shy-guys"

  • @senorapples1115
    @senorapples1115 Месяц назад +1164

    Close enough welcome back disney vhs sequels

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort Месяц назад +7

      Someone's gotta rip this and put it on a vhs tape

    • @makeitthrough_
      @makeitthrough_ Месяц назад +2

      I wish I had the right stuff to make VHS cases and logos, just for the nostalgia. I still have a working VCR just for the pre-special ed Star Wars Trilogy

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo Месяц назад +1

      There's no Frozen 2??

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Месяц назад +2

      'You know who else likes Disney VHS sequels? MY MOOOOOOM! WOOOOOOOOOOOH!'

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Месяц назад

      @@makeitthrough_ I'd rather welcome back the Disney did quality movies, and TV shows that are still loved by generations than the Disney that just puts out product, and cringe that'll be dated in A few years.

  • @Drendermen78
    @Drendermen78 Месяц назад +636

    Post credits is absolutely ridiculous but I'm assuming this was originally setup for a 2nd season??

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Месяц назад +66

      You're probably right.

    • @devonwilliams5738
      @devonwilliams5738 Месяц назад +37

      Maybe the villain alliance would also have worked better for a second season, since there probably were several one off villains that got scrapped for time.

    • @TheAuzman466
      @TheAuzman466 Месяц назад +7

      Either a 2nd season or 2nd movie with the tv show being the in-between.

  • @StardianArts
    @StardianArts Месяц назад +318

    Friendly reminder that The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie, a new fully 2D animated film in what feels like forever, is coming out February 28, 2025. Ya'll gotta see it when it does. I don't expect much in the way of marketing, hence why I'm trying to get word of mouth out there.

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 Месяц назад

      I always knew that was coming for a year now, but thank you very much for telling us when it will premiere. November 29, 2024, 8:20pm

    • @meyadin5844
      @meyadin5844 Месяц назад +3

      if they dont can it for tax reasons

    • @StardianArts
      @StardianArts Месяц назад

      @@meyadin5844 Fortunately, the film rights have been bought by another studio, so we're good.

    • @danielmendiola
      @danielmendiola Месяц назад +9

      @@meyadin5844 that won't happen since WB are not the one releasing it

    • @meyadin5844
      @meyadin5844 Месяц назад +1

      @@danielmendiola thank god

  • @AverageInternetButterfly
    @AverageInternetButterfly Месяц назад +502

    Lin Manuel Miranda returning for the remake and not the sequel, Auli'i Cravalho finishing her recording two months ahead of release and the fact that this wasn't even supposed to happen to begin with shows that Disney really did just shit this one out with minimal marketing and it's sadly gonna make a fuckton of money.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Месяц назад +33

      Yep and possibly revive the Direct to Video movieline.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Месяц назад +24

      They really needed something to soothe that burn from last year, releasing two box office bombs for the holiday months, so they hastily slapped together a “sequel” to a film gaining lots of traction as of late, and they are gonna take away the worst things about its success….

    • @geministrial950
      @geministrial950 Месяц назад

      And it's all thanks to the Disney dickriders who will guzzle any piece of garbage they push out their backside. They have no standards

    • @NJ_Dsneybuf
      @NJ_Dsneybuf Месяц назад +5

      Relatively speaking, _Moana 2_ received more marketing in my area than _Wish_ did:
      I didn't see a _Wish_ trailer precede _Mario_ , _Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3_ , _Across the Spider-Verse_ , or _Barbie_ , but I did see a _Moana 2_ trailer precede _The Wild Robot_ .

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 Месяц назад

      Not if Sonic the Hedgehog 3 can compete with Moana 2! Trust me, that film's marketing definitely has stronger pulling power to pull just enough box office sales away from Moana 2 and Mufasa: The Lion King, desperate uninspired Disney cash-grabs that are not worth the cash they want to grab. November 29, 2024, 6:54am

  • @tank1319
    @tank1319 Месяц назад +679

    I asked Pan for the video of the characters singing Let it Go, he told me the video is long gone and he has it saved on his computer. Once again another video lost to time.

    • @dfx5886
      @dfx5886 Месяц назад +83

      DAMMIT I was so excited to try n find it. I'll be quoting "Like, I don't care!" all week

    • @theradionicrevival8068
      @theradionicrevival8068 Месяц назад +76

      Pan asked me to fetch him 5 bucks at momocon once I was just a fan trying to help out. I was super excited and he said he’d pay me back.
      That was 7 YEARS AGO. Anytime I tried to reach out to bring this up to him, he’d block him. Ik it’s only 5 bucks but it’s the principle man
      This comment and yours just goes to show that no matter what; you can’t put faith on your heroes
      You can’t rely on anyone to get the job done these days

    • @bambanmangaka8034
      @bambanmangaka8034 Месяц назад +3

      :(

    • @deparinge
      @deparinge Месяц назад +8

      @@theradionicrevival8068 Damn, bro, you should get him to fight robots that look like black ball BOTW Guardians on an island.

    • @AstralAva
      @AstralAva Месяц назад +35

      Pan please, preserve this for the future generations and upload it in full. We deserve thjs peak fiction.

  • @gulorful8488
    @gulorful8488 Месяц назад +370

    Apparently the Vancouver animators aren’t unionized which means Disney gets to underpay them like it’s 1941 so 😬

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Месяц назад +152

      Damn.... Yeah forgot they're payed TV wages and not movie wages which are different.

    • @thispersonwriting1889
      @thispersonwriting1889 Месяц назад +60

      @@RebelTaxi In 1941, the animators were paid far more than median salary. For the record, their starting pay was better than an enlisted man (Animation was a prestige artform at the time, rather than a "cheap" medium). They went on strike over working hours and working conditions, not over pay, which they'd negotiated in the late twenties and early thirties. What made the 1940-1941 strike as significant as it was is the fact that, for (arguably) the first time, the studio couldn't simply throw money at the problem to make it go away, because the point of diminishing returns had been passed and workers aren't machines that take wages as fuel and output work.
      Heck, if you adjust for inflation and actual purchasing power, the Disney animators of 1940-1941 were, on the whole, paid more then than most workers are now. Japanese animators have never had an industry wage standard that good, ever. It'd be more accurate to say "underpay them like they're Studio Ghibli and it's 1997".
      Sorry, animation history enthusiast here, had to nerd out a bit.

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 Месяц назад

      @@thispersonwriting1889 Your nerding out is greatly appreciated by me. We need to be more informed about past history to know what union power can do again today. November 29, 2024, 6:50am

    • @Launchpad05
      @Launchpad05 Месяц назад +2

      Because Bob Iger wants to pocket as much money as possible before another disaster comes out.

    • @gulorful8488
      @gulorful8488 Месяц назад +5

      @@thispersonwriting1889 thank you. Sorry I couldn’t think of a better comparison lol.

  • @CountOfMonteCristo_
    @CountOfMonteCristo_ Месяц назад +319

    Those let it go covers in between points had me literally dying of laughter, never change your editing style Pan, never change.

    • @dyrr836
      @dyrr836 Месяц назад +20

      I'm convinced he only brought up Frozen to justify having those there and I'm glad he did.

  • @psychonaut1502
    @psychonaut1502 Месяц назад +584

    Wait, Moana came out in 2016 and the sequel came out now. That means when a new Moana film comes out Trump wins the election.

    • @NeonStarStudios02
      @NeonStarStudios02 Месяц назад +52

      Holy Sh*t.. 2016!? 2024!? 😳

    • @godhimself1128
      @godhimself1128 Месяц назад +1

      Sonic Origins releasing ONE DAY before Roe v Wade being overturned. I sure do wish that game was aborted......

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun Месяц назад +145

      The constants for Trump's victory:
      1. Out-of-touch woman opponent
      2. Internet getting outraged by an animal dying
      3. A new Moana film

    • @NeonStarStudios02
      @NeonStarStudios02 Месяц назад +11

      @FrahdChikun For what Next?! 2028? 2032?!

    • @kamikazoo6599
      @kamikazoo6599 Месяц назад +7

      As it was written.

  • @oswald-kp1bm
    @oswald-kp1bm Месяц назад +15

    I love how Tamatoa is either "the crab from Moana" or "Schaffrillas"

  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple Месяц назад +366

    Welcome back, direct to video movies released into theaters.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Месяц назад +13

      Now if those movies were Sequels/Midquels/Spinoffs of their most popular/iconic Disney TVA series. I'd be on board with Disney doing this.

    • @Max25670
      @Max25670 Месяц назад +5

      still missing video game adaptation shovelware tho, hopefully we'll get back there.

    • @kiricappuchin
      @kiricappuchin Месяц назад +3

      @@Max25670The licensed Gollum game wasn't too long ago, I think. And that janky King Kong game

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 Месяц назад

      @@Max25670wanna play Moana... ON THE DREAMCAST!? 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🌀🌀

  • @gregvs.theworld451
    @gregvs.theworld451 Месяц назад +44

    I'm not entirely convinced Pan didn't make that bad cartoon characters singing Let It Go snippets himself and he's trying to pass it off like he found the video on RUclips.

  • @samster248
    @samster248 Месяц назад +303

    We went through a 80’s nostalgia phase, a 90’s nostalgia phase, welcome to the 2000’s nostalgia phase complete with Disney sequels. Hopefully there won’t be a 9/11 sequel too

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 Месяц назад +47

      That was supposed to be in Turning Red

    • @d.m.c1106
      @d.m.c1106 Месяц назад +6

      So what will a 2010s nostalgia erra or a 2020s erra look like considering this is their down time.

    • @3three3three3three
      @3three3three3three Месяц назад +9

      ​@@d.m.c1106think of a dog eating its own poop, shitting it out, then eating it again.

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 Месяц назад +26

      its not nostalgia, its cultural stagnation.

    • @debbieganger
      @debbieganger Месяц назад

      ​@@j.2512Am I not allowed to be nostalgic?

  • @TheMistaMan
    @TheMistaMan Месяц назад +167

    Pan only made this review so he can show off that 22 cartoon characters sing let it go video

    • @oswald-kp1bm
      @oswald-kp1bm Месяц назад +7

      I think you might be right, he almost never talks about Disney movies

  • @retromixel
    @retromixel Месяц назад +351

    THE FUCKING LET IT GO GAG LMFAOOOO

  • @WaterDrinker666
    @WaterDrinker666 Месяц назад +25

    This kind of just seemed like an excuse to show us “Let it Go Sung by 22 Cartoon Characters…”

  • @zakkaz2995
    @zakkaz2995 Месяц назад +94

    The useless Moana crew reminded me of the useless Lightyear crew and that’s clearly NOT a compliment

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Месяц назад +40

      That's basically what was going through my head and forgot to mention

    • @HebiHouse
      @HebiHouse Месяц назад +4

      Yes! Thank you! Exactly what I said!

    • @BrakCartmanLIKES
      @BrakCartmanLIKES Месяц назад +4

      It felt less like a salvaged TV show and more like they used the framework for Lightyear.

    • @dayzsaclark7543
      @dayzsaclark7543 Месяц назад +3

      So THAT’S who they also reminded me of!

    • @m0ckyzo185
      @m0ckyzo185 Месяц назад +2

      Also remind of that chick and her "friends" from Wish

  • @riadm2959
    @riadm2959 Месяц назад +99

    I still can't believe there was a butt dial joke. This movie really shows the drop of quality to be expected from modern Disney.

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Месяц назад +72

      I was kinda okay with it since Genie in Aladdin did do modern references. Also there was a "tweeting" joke in the 1st.

    • @sufnskanne469
      @sufnskanne469 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@RebelTaxialot of people got wierd perceptions about the movie

    • @ShippSheroo
      @ShippSheroo Месяц назад +5

      @@RebelTaxiThat joke sadly isn’t even relevant anymore. Now we are Xing

  • @VampyKitsune
    @VampyKitsune Месяц назад +105

    Truth is, they saw what happened to Megamind two/show and tried to avoid the same fate.

  • @tacticaljunk1608
    @tacticaljunk1608 Месяц назад +124

    Pan is being way too harsh. Everyone knows the best movies are made by hastily sewing together 3 inconsequential TV episode stories into a last minute feature film.
    Everyone loved the Star Wars Clone Wars movie.

    • @TAGanimation
      @TAGanimation Месяц назад +34

      Don't forget "Atlantis: Milo's Return" and "belle's magical world"

    • @tny1757
      @tny1757 Месяц назад +4

      @@TAGanimation Cinderella 2, Tarzan and Jane, Hercules: Zero to Hero (has 4 Episodes)

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 Месяц назад +6

      4 episodes, actually. And to be fair they do have consequences throughout the series, like setting up why Jabba decides to become the overlord of the entire Hutt crime syndicates, introduces Ahsoka, etc...

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 Месяц назад +2

      consume sloppa and get excited for more sloppa

    • @TheVnator
      @TheVnator Месяц назад +4

      Just like Kronk's New Groove!
      I mean, they made Emperor's New School after, so what was going on with that?

  • @Levitz9
    @Levitz9 Месяц назад +13

    "The Rock has still got it!" And by "it", we mean that pansy-ass contract clause where he can't lose a fight in a movie! Call him The Paper, because his ego is so thin.

  • @pridefulmaster1390
    @pridefulmaster1390 Месяц назад +67

    The inevitable Kingdom Hearts IV world based on Moana will clear this movie solely by virtue of having Yoko Shimomura do a rendition of Shiny

  • @neilhannan5112
    @neilhannan5112 Месяц назад +401

    ( Insert movie) 2 the Quest for more Money 😂

    • @DoxxBoxx
      @DoxxBoxx Месяц назад +19

      kneeslapper, bro! take my chungus gold 😂 😂 😂

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Месяц назад +2

      😂

    • @DarkOverlord96
      @DarkOverlord96 Месяц назад +3

      Y'know, like Shrek 5?

    • @Anarcho_Ingsoc
      @Anarcho_Ingsoc Месяц назад +3

      Merchandising, Merchandising!

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 Месяц назад +2

      I'm now finding it funny how whenever a movie has a sequel, they usually just take the title of the first film and slap a number on it

  • @nicholas7965
    @nicholas7965 Месяц назад +35

    That frozen joke was repeated way too much in this video. I think you should just let it go.

  • @washingmachine1987
    @washingmachine1987 Месяц назад +124

    It really sucks that this movie is performing well, it's going to set the standard to a new low

    • @wrequiem1727
      @wrequiem1727 Месяц назад +10

      You guys are trying way too hard. This is a solid 6/10, I don't way why you guys are doing this considering all of the trash live action reboots we are getting

    • @BainesMkII
      @BainesMkII Месяц назад +62

      @@wrequiem1727 Your counter is that Disney had already set the standard even lower.

    • @wrequiem1727
      @wrequiem1727 Месяц назад +2

      @BainesMkII Yes it is... you got me? I would rather take a sequel that lacks ambition than a soulless cash grab that doesn't even bother to any ambition from the very start. It doesn't make any sense to act like Moana 2 is setting a new low

    • @vuivraalbastra
      @vuivraalbastra Месяц назад +30

      @@wrequiem1727 They're both soulless cash grabs, what are you talking about? Also the difference "lacks ambition" and "doesn't even bother to have any ambition from the very start" is not as big as you think. Disney can afford making great movies again if they still cared about the craft and they need a wake up call, not to be excused because their mid regurgitated movies are not actively harmful.

    • @wrequiem1727
      @wrequiem1727 Месяц назад +1

      @vuivraalbastra Have you seen Moana 2 or are you just basing this off of everyone else's opinion? There was nothing awful about Moana 2 it was just a run of the mill sequel. I'm not going to go back and forth defending a 6/10 movie but if you think Moana 2 is on the level of The Lion King (live action) then there's nothing more to say

  • @FineFictMen
    @FineFictMen Месяц назад +181

    What can Pan say, except "You're welcome."
    Disney should have turned this into a tv series and have the live-action movie get canceled.

    • @horaciomilo4113
      @horaciomilo4113 Месяц назад +20

      Blame both Bob Iger and The Rock

    • @joshiethepoketeen6357
      @joshiethepoketeen6357 Месяц назад

      @@horaciomilo4113 Chapek is to blame since he was the one who had the idea of making Moana 2 into a TV series

  • @BunstoppableForce
    @BunstoppableForce Месяц назад +23

    22 Loki IRL characters singing Let It Go

    • @RebelTaxi
      @RebelTaxi  Месяц назад +13

      Found out a few VAs also sing thankfully

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword Месяц назад +174

    "You're not even trying anymore, are you?"
    Perfect summation of Disney's output since 2020

    • @invaderpez12
      @invaderpez12 Месяц назад +5

      Hey encanto was good...
      Yeah thats it lol

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash Месяц назад +4

      That part where Pan complained the villains wouldn’t make good boss fights in a future Kingdom Hearts game really drives home how little Disney seems to care about their output these days. For the longest time, it seemed like Disney at least had a bare minimum standard quality for their major theatrical releases-it had to be at least barely enough to guarantee Disney would win an Oscar at the Disney-biased Academy Awards, or make for a great new attraction at Disney Land, or even just make for a cool world in a future Kingdom Hearts game. Now they don’t seem to care at all if their latest sequel or remake fails to make any cultural impact at all or will not be fondly remembered when today’s children grow older, so long as they make a profit before the general public figures out the movie isn’t worth going to the theaters for.
      I would argue Disney’s slide to irrelevance started before the 2020s with Ralph Breaks the Internet, though.

  • @LooneyTuneLegendYT
    @LooneyTuneLegendYT Месяц назад +34

    13:22 Say what you want about Dwayne Johnson but the fact that he did that Promotional video with his kids is very wholesome, Cute and Endering.

    • @YaboyAJ_NG
      @YaboyAJ_NG Месяц назад +8

      Man Dwayne's marketing team are really good at their job

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 Месяц назад +59

    Not having Lin Manuel Miranda was the first warning of its quality.

    • @jeremybaker5452
      @jeremybaker5452 Месяц назад +1

      Ehh. He hasn't really made anything good in my opinion besides Hamilton. He is so highly overrated. That new warrior s musical he is making with an all female cast give me such 2016 Ghostbusters vibes.

  • @ScottPillgram20
    @ScottPillgram20 Месяц назад +37

    The new cast tagging alongside Moana in this remind me a lot of the nobodies they had tagging alongside Buzz in Lightyear. I imagine it was a case of them struggling to figure out how to spice up her journey, but I don't know why they felt shoving in a trio of one-note comic relief sidekicks again was the way to go.

  • @draphking
    @draphking Месяц назад +53

    The echoes of the Rugrats Movie are still felt to this day. A wound in the force

  • @Xen8008
    @Xen8008 Месяц назад +125

    Genuinely associate this film with Schaffrillas more than anything else at this point

  • @Spiderman-wt8hb
    @Spiderman-wt8hb Месяц назад +58

    Disney is probably never going to make a great movie again unless on accident. Focused more on squeezing as much out of their brands as possible as cheaply as possible.

    • @geministrial950
      @geministrial950 Месяц назад +3

      Nah because for that they'd need to actually pay competent writers instead of using AI

    • @carucath97
      @carucath97 Месяц назад

      Honestly Encanto feels like such a fluke ngl

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 Месяц назад +39

    Moana is another “Lightning in a bottle” case. The sequel can’t capture the same magic twice.

    • @Unowdvalco
      @Unowdvalco Месяц назад +5

      I really do feel as if they could've made a really good sequel that held its own ground well but due to outside circumstances (This film pretty much being multiple episodes of a tv show stitched together) Moana 2 ended up kind of doomed from the start

  • @TheFormidibleDan
    @TheFormidibleDan Месяц назад +41

    Part of me still believes that Disney fast-tracking Moana 2 as well as a live-action Moana and Lilo & Stitch is due in part to a branding push to pump more value into their Hawaiian resort. Nostalgia works for the adults but what better way to get kids begging their parents for a Disney vacation than to shove characters in their faces?

    • @aledandrian
      @aledandrian Месяц назад +12

      I hate that Auli’i Cravalho took part in promotional videos for that resort, she should know better than to co-sign another American company taking advantage of her people’s land and culture (unless she’s contractually obligated to do so)

    • @hammedburger9861
      @hammedburger9861 Месяц назад +2

      I honestly hope they fail, Hawaii has enough issues with their rising prices and inflation

  • @aaronborok8398
    @aaronborok8398 Месяц назад +131

    Ngl I consistently kept forgetting that this movie was even in production let alone released

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo Месяц назад +16

      At this point it's a good thing that we (start) forget(ting) Disney's latest cash grabs as much as possible.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@MustraOrdoAgreed. Unless it's that Doug Sequel Jim Jinkins is looking to pitch or if they do a Sequel series to Pepper Ann.

    • @gabriel.b9036
      @gabriel.b9036 Месяц назад +6

      Seriously. It feels like now a days these movies are just popping into existence without any warning. Was the marketing that terrible?

    • @luk2441
      @luk2441 Месяц назад

      Same😭

    • @PlasmaStickMan
      @PlasmaStickMan Месяц назад +2

      I also forgot until "WHAT ARE NEXT???" reminded me of it and the other Disney sequels' existence.

  • @MichaelEdwardsVA
    @MichaelEdwardsVA Месяц назад +26

    The thing that confuses me so much about the original actors reprising so late into production is that Auli'i Cravahlo was already working as the lead voice on a show at Disney (Hailey's On It), so could she just....not record for the film for some reason?

  • @bullmonty764
    @bullmonty764 Месяц назад +43

    So, story time.
    When they put out that kinda sorta final trailer and revealed Matangi last month, I wasn’t fooled by the way she was hyped (read: a proper villain) for a second. My brain just immediately went to “There’s no way this girl is what they’re claiming she is. After the Magnifico Fiasco, Disney can’t possibly expect audiences to be stupid enough to assume she’ll be anything but misunderstood.”
    And that, my friends, is why I deserve a spot in the stock market, let alone the discourse table.
    But for the record I understand she’s more complex than *only* being misunderstood, which does add some variety to these lack-of-villains and I appreciate a bit of variety to a trope whenever possible, but since the actual mythical character of the same name was also misunderstood, I think it’s best to let me have this one. Cool?

  • @iivvrryy
    @iivvrryy Месяц назад +103

    Do “I hate Mars bars”

    • @bigspaghettio
      @bigspaghettio Месяц назад +30

      durr plant

    • @LimeGamer99
      @LimeGamer99 Месяц назад +12

      I hate dust!

    • @nicholas7965
      @nicholas7965 Месяц назад

      Holy shit we are still making ancient IHE references... Yall are assoholic bitches

    • @abanana2561
      @abanana2561 Месяц назад +4

      I dont know why i was remembering that bloke at work yesterday either

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 Месяц назад +1

      wrassling

  • @generalcheese6783
    @generalcheese6783 Месяц назад +118

    That's right! We're going back in to make Iron Man bomb at the box office to get the MCU influence off the menu!

  • @poncho9587
    @poncho9587 Месяц назад +86

    I think that the reason that Mike Myers did the redubbing for free was because of the passing of Chris Farley, who was going to be Shrek originally.

  • @jewelmillian3719
    @jewelmillian3719 Месяц назад +51

    Bro really hit us with the Bionicle reference 1:37 lol

    • @BeyondBaito
      @BeyondBaito Месяц назад +8

      A true man of culture

    • @HaonProductions
      @HaonProductions Месяц назад

      I had the biggest smile on my face when I heard that

  • @CMYKITSUNE
    @CMYKITSUNE Месяц назад +73

    the only thing that'll determine how good the movie is if schaffrillas can get new screenshots as stills

  • @GuyontheInternet525
    @GuyontheInternet525 Месяц назад +29

    Rebeltaxi fans are eating this month

  • @punkysnarks
    @punkysnarks Месяц назад +34

    Love how every single comment about this movie is just "welcome back Disney sequels".
    Goes to show, those who fail to learn from their crappy money-making techniques are doomed to repeat them.

  • @adamcammack3534
    @adamcammack3534 Месяц назад +53

    Dwayne must be stopped, The failure of Black Adam made him freakout and need a quick win thats why he pushed for this to go theatrical to not diminishing returns like a tv series now hes doing a live action Moana, the announcement line up perfectly.

    • @motherplayer
      @motherplayer Месяц назад +5

      Sooner than doing a “Frozen” Live-Action remake by comparison, which would have made more sense to do first. And let’s not forget him dragging his tongue to get a brief cameo for the most recent film to that franchise that stars a “Candy Ass” and he broke away to do a spin-off for.

    • @jturner2577
      @jturner2577 Месяц назад +5

      The Rock will get the last laugh.

    • @BloodRedFox2008
      @BloodRedFox2008 Месяц назад +10

      I wonder where Red One fits in to The Rock’s post Black Adam crisis.

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 Месяц назад +1

      a pedra, deos meo

    • @theamavoid
      @theamavoid Месяц назад

      ​@@BloodRedFox2008perfectly, because of how awful it is

  • @TastyCornSnack
    @TastyCornSnack Месяц назад +3

    Thank you for including SO MANY clips of the let it go cartoon character covers lmao

  • @JeffreyThrash
    @JeffreyThrash Месяц назад +18

    This is actually frustrating. Is Disney really struggling to find truly-competent writers these days? What is going on? How is the company that used to set the standard for fun, easy-to-digest animated kid’s movie fare struggling so hard for almost the past decade to write a simple “Hero’s Journey”-like plot? Even Illumination has this formula all figured out with their Minions and Despicable Me movies!

    • @gabbyhaynes5394
      @gabbyhaynes5394 Месяц назад +5

      I think the blame isn't on the writers in this case, it's on the executives who pushed what was supposed to be a paced out TV series into a 100 minute film... Which means that a lot of material was probably cut out, despite being completed or nearly completed. Based on the small positive comments on the film it sounds like the writers had a perfect idea of what they wanted to do, that idea just had the unfortunate fate of being squandered by last-second revisions.

    • @JeffreyThrash
      @JeffreyThrash Месяц назад

      @@gabbyhaynes5394 Yeah, I'm sure the writers are suffering enough undue blame for this from the higher-ups at Disney as it is (assuming they're suffering any blame at all, the movie from what I've heard is doing quite well financially simply by virtue of being a sequel to a popular recent-ish Disney movie). I'm sorry, writers.
      In that case, though, what exactly is happening at Disney in general that is making it impossible for recent movies, original, sequel or otherwise, to at least have a competent, coherent 3-Act story? Wish also had some incredibly promising plot points that were cut entirely by executive meddling and last-minute changes forcing the animators and writers to rush.
      Is this just Hollywood nepotism at its worst, and Disney for the past decade or so is run by people who don't even understand the general workflow of the animation pipeline or why major changes to the story or even who voices the characters are next to impossible once all the 3D assets are created and the animation of like half of the entire movie/show is already completed? I'm hearing way too much about these rookie managerial mistakes from a company that had set the standard of the typical Hollywood animation pipeline for over 100 years now, lately...

  • @natey_TV
    @natey_TV Месяц назад +62

    Moana 2: Moana's Kong Quest

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 Месяц назад +1

      Oh hey a Donkey Kong Country reference!

    • @jackmcmorrow9397
      @jackmcmorrow9397 Месяц назад +13

      Terrible comparison, Dkc2 is actually good

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Месяц назад +3

      Moana 2: The Search for More Money

    • @FrahdChikun
      @FrahdChikun Месяц назад +5

      Moana 3: Maui's Double Trouble!

    • @Mr.Feather130
      @Mr.Feather130 Месяц назад +2

      @FrahdChikun lol another Donkey Kong Country reference!

  • @silvercheetah92
    @silvercheetah92 Месяц назад +20

    Damn Moana 2 got the Atlantis 2 treatment it's like those water Disney movies are cursed

  • @TECH097
    @TECH097 Месяц назад +24

    Moana 2, Moana May Need Glasses.

  • @spencersketches
    @spencersketches Месяц назад +25

    The Brak and Zorack impressions were SPOT ON THO!

  • @COSun25
    @COSun25 Месяц назад +8

    Watch as the 'Princess & the Frog' TV series get remade as a theatrical sequel.

  • @Ranookswierdstuffs
    @Ranookswierdstuffs Месяц назад +8

    Is pan really the first person ive heard make a bionicle joke involving the islands name in moana? Crazy

  • @alexanderthomsen4227
    @alexanderthomsen4227 Месяц назад +46

    Dam i got here way too early, pizza is not even out of the oven yet.

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 Месяц назад

      I thought you were Parallel Pipes because of your profile picture

  • @hawkwilliams6533
    @hawkwilliams6533 Месяц назад +47

    What the hell is wrong with you Disney

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 Месяц назад +7

      Greed.

    • @trustno173
      @trustno173 Месяц назад +2

      When John Lasetter got MeToo'd there was no one at Disney who could challenge or say no to Bob Iger and his underlings. There are rumors that Lasetter's metooing and outing was a ploy engineered by Iger to get rid of Lasetter because their relationship had totally fallen apart, with Olaf's Frozen Adventure being slapped in front of Coco because Iger didn't think a movie about Mexicans would do well at the box office being the straw that broke the camel's back. The fact that a lot of Disney and Pixar's big talents jumped ship afterwards does lend it some credibility. I really want to know the full story, the rumors and leaks about how badly Lucasfilm alone is being run would make for a great tell-all book.

    • @COSun25
      @COSun25 Месяц назад

      ​@trustno173 Like working for Skydance Animation is anyone better. It has a new animated film that most folks hardly know about on Apple+. It's another bomb already on the studio's resume after 'Luck'. Funko wasted its funds on POP figures on both films that are available at Five Below. John Lasseter isn't doing much to help that studio. Shoot, even with Rachel Zegler in the lead of 'Spellbound' isn't enough. I guess folks are still mad at her being Snow White next March, huh? Even Alan Menken writing the music for it isn't helping.

    • @j.2512
      @j.2512 Месяц назад +1

      checks executives early life sections*

    • @Thrackerzod8
      @Thrackerzod8 Месяц назад

      Money!

  • @saltyspitt00n
    @saltyspitt00n Месяц назад +14

    close enough, welcome back belle's magical world n atlantis: milo returns

  • @jturner2577
    @jturner2577 Месяц назад +37

    Disney Direct to Video movies are back, that wasn't on my 2024 Bingo Card.

    • @tny1757
      @tny1757 Месяц назад

      Right when I thought the Live Action Remakes took their place...

  • @wesleyhunt7599
    @wesleyhunt7599 Месяц назад +24

    Pan referenced BIONICLE. My Life is complete.

  • @teacookieYT
    @teacookieYT Месяц назад +6

    The “keep them separated” enunciation made it all worth it

  • @PuppetMasterIX
    @PuppetMasterIX Месяц назад +17

    The Bionicle reference is appreciated, because I can never hear "Motunui" without thinking for a split-second they're saying "Mata Nui".

  • @SirLightsOut99
    @SirLightsOut99 Месяц назад +9

    Honestly, Schaffrillas calling one of the songs in this movie "fun adjacent" is the biggest blow you could give something. Like it's close to fun, but actively avoids the mark.

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Месяц назад +18

    the Rhino from James & the Giant Peach is a more threatening cloud based foe and 2's enemy

  • @Roiditron
    @Roiditron Месяц назад +8

    I like how no one refers to tema toa by his actual name, hell I think I didn't even remotely spell it right

  • @N8Dawgg314
    @N8Dawgg314 Месяц назад +1

    I fucking called that this felt like a series. No overarching theme at all, no character arcs, everything felt rushed, and every remotely dramatic moment was undercut by a wacky joke. Started out trying to give it the benefit of the doubt like "oh ok maybe they're rushing the village and setting up the goal just to get us out on the adventure. A little sloppy, but whatever." Then they get to the giant clam. It starts out amazing. Cool design and premise, feels so much like a monster you'd see on a grand adventure and there's a moment where everyone seems genuinely unnerved by it. They even agree to temporarily side with former enemies just to tackle it and they take up a dramatic action pose and get ready. That must have been the cliffhanger end of one episode because then the tone IMMEDIATELY changes to wacky action. Not wacky characters in serious action, wacky action. Pulling extra spears out of mallet space, everyone stays useless except for Moana and the Coconut, pretty much only showing up for comedy, and the goal is just a Resident Evil glowing weak spot in an unclear location. That's it. And it ends up being hit by the guy who joined the crew literally 30 seconds beforehand. Once the wasted the fucking coolest thing in the movie up to that point I knew there was nothing that was going to save the rest of the movie. And there wasn't. The first Moana was a definite A+. Moana 2 started out looking like it could maybe eke out a B- up until then but it tanked. It's a barely passable D just because at least SOME of the humor was pretty decent and it looked fine.

  • @TAGanimation
    @TAGanimation Месяц назад +9

    First the 70's/80's dark ages, then the 2000s, and now this. We're entering another one of Disney's slumps.

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 Месяц назад +1

      Don’t forget the mid-late 40s!

    • @alchemistofsteel8099
      @alchemistofsteel8099 Месяц назад +1

      Weve been in a slump. I feel like late 2017/start of 2018 was the start of the decline

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 Месяц назад +1

      @
      I do think this slump feels like a combination of all three prior slumps (Mid-late 40s, late 70s-late 80s, 2000s), but mostly like the Mid late 40s.

    • @TAGanimation
      @TAGanimation Месяц назад

      @@alchemistofsteel8099 true, true

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan Месяц назад +7

    Based on how you're describing the plot (as I don't care enough to watch the movie) I can almost guarantee that the rushed/glossed over plot points are the result of cutting out multiple episodes of tv, especially that end credits scene. Absolutely intended for a Season 2 tease. Whether it was an attempt to have one movie successful film this year or a response to the result of the Megamind show, this was a rushed idea that is reminiscent of dvd-sequels from the 2000s that were TV show pilots or combined episodes from scrapped shows. This will probably be more successful but I doubt it'll make as much as Disney is hoping for.
    In regards to the late VA replacements, since the original VAs would've been sound-alikes, the characters were likely animated to feel similar to the performances in the first movie so besides lip-syncing they probably didn't have to overhaul the movements like you're thinking. Unless the tone of voice or emotion was changed during the re-dubbing process, the body language should still match up well enough & just needs a couple of tweaks to blend with the new mouth movement better. Depending on how good the impressions were, some scenes might've even been unedited because the new recordings had the same mannerisms as the old ones.
    There's also the possibility that bringing back the original VAs was treated as a dubbing project where they're shown the animation & have to match the performances to reduce how much needs to be re-animated.

  • @Chocolatepain
    @Chocolatepain Месяц назад +11

    Damn, Maui is indeed my favorite character

  • @Ignoto88
    @Ignoto88 Месяц назад +14

    These side characters remind me so much of the ones from Buzz Lightyear. Seriously, Disney? Didn’t you learn anything from Pixar’s biggest flop?

  • @lakegroce685
    @lakegroce685 Месяц назад +7

    When the world needed it most, direct to VHS/DVD Disney sequels returned.

  • @DarthLego46
    @DarthLego46 Месяц назад +7

    I did not know it was a retooled TV series. Thanks for saving me the price of a ticket.

  • @ch3rri
    @ch3rri Месяц назад +8

    11:48 i mean some films have used scratch voices. for coco, anthony gonzalez was hired doing scratch for miguel but then became the final voice. thought this film is a whole paperclips and rubberbands situation.
    get the let it go guy to do scratch for all of frozen 3

    • @gabbyhaynes5394
      @gabbyhaynes5394 Месяц назад

      Scratch Voices are usually only used during the storyboarding phase though to help give the filmmakers something to time their sequences to and get a runtime estimate for the film as a whole. It's highly unorthodox to rerecord this late into production.

  • @cusinian
    @cusinian Месяц назад +5

    If I'm not mistaken, this is the first time Schafrillas has officially been name dropped in a RebelTaxi vid.

    • @oswald-kp1bm
      @oswald-kp1bm Месяц назад

      I know this technically doesn’t count, but wasn’t he on the Pizza Party podcast?

  • @BenScrannage
    @BenScrannage Месяц назад +2

    Why does Disney keep introducing "Elderly, physically useless grumpy old person who doesn't even want to be there" as characters in their recent adventure films? Lightyear did this too

  • @MadCatNobody
    @MadCatNobody Месяц назад +4

    i need a link to that "22 cartoon characters sing let it go" video immediately

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 Месяц назад +6

    The fact that it was made in Canada instead of the main Disney studio was already a bad sign.

  • @DWAkhaten
    @DWAkhaten Месяц назад +3

    0:54; 2:43; 4:20; 8:19; 10:50 I have a feeling that RebelTaxi got so bored watching this movie that he started to wish he was rewatching "Frozen" instead.

  • @cherriegetison6093
    @cherriegetison6093 Месяц назад +3

    It was wild watching all the families confused on the theater stairs when the mid-credits Thanos scene popped up.

  • @raptorskilltor4554
    @raptorskilltor4554 Месяц назад +5

    I didn’t know Moana was a jrpg protagonist

  • @btafbm
    @btafbm Месяц назад +4

    I'm shocked how good this was. Top 15 best disney animated film of all time

  • @buzinessdog
    @buzinessdog Месяц назад +3

    that let it go video is haunting me

  • @adriannaranjo4397
    @adriannaranjo4397 Месяц назад +9

    Last minute splicing the first three episodes of a TV series into a "movie" thats less than the sum of its parts? Welcome back Disney direct to DVD

  • @Strix24000
    @Strix24000 Месяц назад +17

    We really got Moana 2 before GTA VI (I hate this meme)

  • @greenhowie
    @greenhowie Месяц назад +2

    It's nice that we live in a time where Disney make low-effort sequels for many cultures and disrespect them equally.

  • @tazelwurm4968
    @tazelwurm4968 Месяц назад +7

    What especially sucks to me is that Inside Out 2 also came out this year and was really really good, but I saw a lot of people talking about how they weren't going to see it because it was an animated sequel with Disney's name attached, which made them assume it would be bad. Disney putting out low quality sequels like this isn't just them making a bad movie, a bad movie is whatever, there are millions of those, but their pattern of doing this lowers the reputation of the genre as a whole, and it sucks. Animated sequels can be good, Disney just doesn't try!!

    • @jadebeor
      @jadebeor Месяц назад +1

      Disney just got too much luck this year.

  • @fyrewatermelons
    @fyrewatermelons Месяц назад +2

    If "this meeting could have been an email" was a movie.

  • @tavvyprods1275
    @tavvyprods1275 Месяц назад +6

    The news of the sequel not being animated in house and originally being planned for a series was a red flag for the film not being worth my time or money.

  • @mikeuniturtle3722
    @mikeuniturtle3722 Месяц назад +5

    why does it feel like you made an entire channel dedicated to Frozen covers by various animated characters just for that bit.

  • @Flip-a-dip-dip
    @Flip-a-dip-dip Месяц назад +9

    This movie was garbage until the scene where Maui tries In-N-Out burger for the first time. Then it became an 11/10 movie.

  • @callanfox9870
    @callanfox9870 Месяц назад +3

    This video uses that “Cartoon characters sing let it go” video more than Red Letter Media’s Star Wars Holiday Special review uses the trailer to Ishtar

  • @TheQuaadFather
    @TheQuaadFather Месяц назад +6

    Nobody cared about this movie so hard I didn't even see trailers lmfao

  • @arubro9872
    @arubro9872 Месяц назад +6

    Have they learn nothing from they're straight to DVD sequel, like Beauty and the Beast and Atlantis.
    That this format of making episode show and splicing them together as a movie, does not work at all.

  • @spyroclone152
    @spyroclone152 Месяц назад +1

    Ah, so this movie is just a modern-day Atlantis 2: Milo's Return.

  • @thebrokenmicrowave9304
    @thebrokenmicrowave9304 Месяц назад +7

    “Why won’t that girl message me first”

  • @Oshywatt
    @Oshywatt Месяц назад +4

    A series of episodes rehashed to a direct to video "movie", this really is a return to that horrible era

  • @HebiHouse
    @HebiHouse Месяц назад +2

    I knew it was gonna be bad when they showed three random people, like Lightyear; absolutely no personality and just there.