Imagine you're sitting in a theater enjoying a nice film, and you look over and sitting two rows up is ChilledChaos, slowly eating a fully-dressed Caesar salad with his fingers
Why did I read that last part in song with the tune "that's amoré"?? Lol the first part was in tune also, but crammed in really fast and then "🎵that's lasagna!! 🎵" I need help lol
@@livedandletdie Compressed bread is effectively pasta. They're made of effectively the exact same things. Bread is just fluffy dry pasta with yeast. Once it's wet and compressed it's just pasta with yeast.
I feel so bad for Chilled during the Undead Jeremy round. It's like when Platy refused to snipe Medic-Tay except there was no-one to blame in this case. Just a game bug he had absolutely no recourse against.
35:00 - 36:30 ..... Jeremy was so fast to nail Chilled with that "HE GOT VETERAN!!! GET HIM!!!" .... and the that he was spot on.... you seen Chilled's smile just drop
Chilled, I regret to inform you that squishing 11 grilled cheses as flat as possble would not reduce the amount of calories in them, even if they now take up less space. the amout of energy is still the same. also it'd prolly be very dense and harder to chew
I’m disappointed that I actually know this… the book courtilly was reading was a court of Thornes and Roses. The book chilled read was I believe fourth wing. Both are smutt.
@@foxymochakitten Hell yeah. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Smut books pale in comparison to the god of amazing smut with plot - Fanfiction. Sure you get steamy smut like every 1-4 chapters, but the plot is so good you could just skip the smut and that 400K word story on some free website is better than 90% of books.
1:24:19 sidearms said " large breast " To tom and Jeremy i laughed so hard and the funny thing is Jeremy said " woops " and proceed to get murk by sidearm
22:40 he realized he had won the game. Checkmate since he knew all evil were dead and claim vigi and since Apple didn’t counter claim she only had to be Sheriff. Great game!
I was just about to make the same comment, Plastic forks makes zero noise while eating the salad....... hell the crunch from chewing the salad probably makes more noise
ironically, i just recently bought the book because i thought the dragon fantasy was intriguing... i knew it was adult themed, just didn't realize just HOW MUCH lol😅 still a very good read though!
Speedy actually does love patting himself on the back, like alot. You can usually hear the rhythmic clapping... I mean patting through the mic. You can always tell when Sides helping him with that because the patting is ALOT faster and doesn't last as long. The furious 5 they call it. I asked him once "is that ecause its a 5 inch 'pat' or because it last 5 seconds?", he said "Yes" and cryed so hard. He asked to pat my back but I said not while I'm typing, it messes uuppp mey typ in
Chilled don't worry I have the same food issues. I perform surgery on all my candy and separate all of them by color before I'm allowed to eat them (even if it's the giant multi lb bags, those are great it takes a while). Then I eat them from worst to best. With skittles I actually put them into separate ziploc bags and then nest on them like a bird until they get soft lmao, it's sooo good. Or you can put them on the radiator and mush them into separately colored skittles balls. Also amazing with pb m&ms, the pb gets melty when you nest on them for a bit and they burst in your mouth. So good. Cookie dough too, I make it specifically just so I can mine out all the chocolate chips and eat them as I do and set aside the dough to eat straight later 😅 I'm so lucky my bf is as weird as me lol.
2x 38g slices of bread + 2x 25g slices of cheese * 11 sandwiches = 1.386kg or 3.06 pounds. If you compressed it to a inch cube it would be 7.5 times denser than lead.
0:01 Game 1 (ten second sheriff) 1:05 Game 2 (the laziest snitch I’ve ever done seen) 8:22 Game 3 (amni -> Jan w/ swoop Apple) 13:07 Game 4 (doom BM w/ miner fish _and courtilly_ ) 1:23:44 Game 12 (morph w/ swoop side)
If anyone is wondering what that little clip of music is from around 5:43 while Chilled reads the book, its the art gallery theme from the indie game Ib. I was racking my brain for AGES trying to figure it out 😂
the grilled cheese compression would simply be inedible, it wouldnt explode or anything silly like that but you'd basically have a rock solid block if you compressed it that far and would be unable to really bite or chew it, sure you might be able to swallow it whole but then you are basically just swallowing a stone.
I understand the time it takes to eat. I do something similar when I make food for myself. I have to figure out if the time to cook vs time to eat works out, I don't want to be cooking something for an hour that I will finish in 5 minutes
I always get my ranch on the side, so I can eat the salad with my fingers. Pick up a piece of lettuce, dip it in the ranch, eat it. Of course, I only do that on occasion, because I normally can't stand stuff being on my hands...
Chilled, I had to stop watching this because the second you started reading I knew it was Fourth Wing and I’m only halfway through it 🤣 let me save this for later.
Chilled you're right. It's hard not to slurp soup and noodles too. And in some cultures when you slurp it's considered good bc slurping means it's delicious.
I dont wanna hear ANYONE judging chilled for wanting to slow eat a salad. We can judge him for eating with his hands, but not the harm reduction salad munches!
OMG I love "Four Wing" series! For anyone wondering he is reading an excerpt from the second book "Iron Flame" its a really amazing book series and I can't wait for the next one! ❤😁 P.S. it is definitely a 18+ series
For a long time my autoplay for RUclips would go back to Chilled eating chicken nuggets. But now it seems to have a new video to focus on. Both monologues sound a lot a like, so it I don't look up to see if the moustache is there, I have to listen for a moment to see if it's salad or nuggies. 🤣
It caused all kinds of confusion b/c Apple was Amne and Side was Doomsayer, and Apple came up as possible Sheriff for him so he kept shooting wrong b/c Chilled was *clearly* the sheriff.
chilled you should order a stim necklace. it doesn't typically should like chewing since you're just biting object. either way it's not like gum where you have to spit it out then get a new piece, you can just take it in and out of your mouth and be fine. one of the ones i have is like a telephone cord and you can kinda just graze on it. there is an increase in likelihood of people asking you questions about it and some of them can be easy to chew through therefore you have to make sure you don't swallow too much plastic from it but other than that they're p good :)
I suppose it depends on whether the compressed cheese expands when you eat it. If it absorbs your stomach acids and expands it'd be like eating 11 grilled cheeses. The alternative is it doesn't and you've got chunks of grilled cheese in your stomach with the weight of 11 grilled cheese chunks. Your stomach would both feel heavier than if it had eaten just one grilled cheese and emptier than if you had eaten 11. However you would get the "nutrion" of having eaten 11 grilled cheeses. (Nutrition in quotes because nutrition carries a positive connotation, but it's merely nutural. Going 12x over your caloric and sodium intake is still nutrion.)
Now I am curious; is reading a smut book gonna be your new way of killing your victims in game, or in ALL GAMES? (in game) Also, a suggestion; maybe in discord a section for those reading the series of the books Courtilly had suggested? maybe a book club? Always enjoy a lurk when you stream, enjoy your videos, and sometimes wonder what am I listening to. Hi Jess, Rex, Tortellini, and Crunchwrap. Thank you, ChilledChaos
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Imagine you're sitting in a theater enjoying a nice film, and you look over and sitting two rows up is ChilledChaos, slowly eating a fully-dressed Caesar salad with his fingers
I didn’t read the word “sitting” correctly, and thought you were QUITE strange, at first.
He is salad fingers!!!!
i think chilled is the kind of guy that when he licks his fingers he puts the whole finger in his mouth.
@@ChrisTehKiller169I feel called out 😂
and from time to time slurping from bowl of soup^^
Court unswooping while Chilled was reading was hilarious
I thought she was an escapist, but yeah, that was great.
could you provide a timestamp?
@@MoldyCentaur347 5:53 :D
@@DemiruFloof thank you
I thought that's what happened 😂
Larry voting himself last as hunter not killing anyone else is very on brand for Larry.
If you compress 11 grilled cheeses in a hydraulic press, with tomato soup between each one, to make a cube, that's a lasagna.
Why did I read that last part in song with the tune "that's amoré"??
Lol the first part was in tune also, but crammed in really fast and then "🎵that's lasagna!! 🎵"
I need help lol
That's not true Lasagna needs Pasta.
@@livedandletdie Compressed bread is effectively pasta.
They're made of effectively the exact same things.
Bread is just fluffy dry pasta with yeast.
Once it's wet and compressed it's just pasta with yeast.
Why did I stumble upon this. And why is it right!? I feel like trying this now.
@@SavageMonkey685 If you do it, put it on RUclips and post the link here.
"No wait, check him as amne now" is one of the greatest lines of all time.
1:15:34 Tom: "Or November 6th, 2006, in North America!"
Jeremy, from beyond the grave: *"SHUT UP!"*
Larry said "you wanna do something funny", then proceeded to out-funny even himself.
I feel so bad for Chilled during the Undead Jeremy round. It's like when Platy refused to snipe Medic-Tay except there was no-one to blame in this case. Just a game bug he had absolutely no recourse against.
35:00 - 36:30 ..... Jeremy was so fast to nail Chilled with that "HE GOT VETERAN!!! GET HIM!!!" .... and the that he was spot on.... you seen Chilled's smile just drop
Chilled, I regret to inform you that squishing 11 grilled cheses as flat as possble would not reduce the amount of calories in them, even if they now take up less space. the amout of energy is still the same. also it'd prolly be very dense and harder to chew
Lies, if I can eat it all at once that's surely the same as just one sandwich.
he didn't say that it would reduce the calories though?
But you'd burn more calories if it's that hard to chew!
Everyone knows that you put nine grilled cheese on a crafting table to get a grilled cheese block.
that's not a compressed cube... thats the chonk cube XD
Probably would still be less calories than the minecraft cake
48:20 Chilled: "Could they have been Lovers? Or Roommates?"
My immediate thought: "Oh my god, they were roommates"
Is... Is that the Book you ordered during Courtillys reading?!
I’m disappointed that I actually know this… the book courtilly was reading was a court of Thornes and Roses. The book chilled read was I believe fourth wing. Both are smutt.
I really love this thru line that’s happening
@@M18Hellcat-17 she also read forth wing there too. Thats the dragon book they mentioned
@@M18Hellcat-17To be fair they are both romantasy rather than smut, but I have read actual smut with better plot...
@@foxymochakitten Hell yeah. I've said it before, I'll say it again. Smut books pale in comparison to the god of amazing smut with plot - Fanfiction. Sure you get steamy smut like every 1-4 chapters, but the plot is so good you could just skip the smut and that 400K word story on some free website is better than 90% of books.
37:03 "Oh my God!" *checks vitals* "Yep, that's a dead Knovis alright"
Can we just get a whole session of chilled reading smut? Chilled's reading voice honestly is calming and enjoyable.
"He's not real!" That game was so scuffed it's hilarious
The fact that chilled started with no, but then actively thought about grilled cheese + tomato soup = pizza 😂
Hearing Tom go “NOOOI--“ and it getting cut off was so good
You're right Chilled; you wouldn't explode. It would go right to your thighs.
And then you'd explode.
thighs first. that's an image... sitting there and suddenly your legs pop like balloons 😆
Larry had such an amazing Hunter play. 🤣
Larry is a special case of crazy 😂😂. Can't help but ❤ the crazy guy lol
1:24:19 sidearms said " large breast " To tom and Jeremy i laughed so hard and the funny thing is Jeremy said " woops " and proceed to get murk by sidearm
Imagine your swooper partner killing invisible to clear you as sheriff
22:40 he realized he had won the game. Checkmate since he knew all evil were dead and claim vigi and since Apple didn’t counter claim she only had to be Sheriff. Great game!
I would sincerely love to just listen to chilled reading outload.. this is great and the music in the background 5:49
it gets better if you heard the passages court was reading for them not that long ago XD
Larry being the final vote on himself is hiLARRYious
Chilled, just smuggle a plastic fork in with you instead of just using your fingers.
I was just about to make the same comment, Plastic forks makes zero noise while eating the salad....... hell the crunch from chewing the salad probably makes more noise
You would never be able to chew or digest it, the hydraulic pressed 11 grilled cheese cube.
in the vacuum of space, no can hear... I AM GA-
I love how you are reading fourth wing
yea ever sinse court read them the passage from the bat one he had to pick up one of the books
ironically, i just recently bought the book because i thought the dragon fantasy was intriguing... i knew it was adult themed, just didn't realize just HOW MUCH lol😅
still a very good read though!
Speedy actually does love patting himself on the back, like alot. You can usually hear the rhythmic clapping... I mean patting through the mic. You can always tell when Sides helping him with that because the patting is ALOT faster and doesn't last as long. The furious 5 they call it. I asked him once "is that ecause its a 5 inch 'pat' or because it last 5 seconds?", he said "Yes" and cryed so hard. He asked to pat my back but I said not while I'm typing, it messes uuppp mey typ in
Chilled don't worry I have the same food issues. I perform surgery on all my candy and separate all of them by color before I'm allowed to eat them (even if it's the giant multi lb bags, those are great it takes a while). Then I eat them from worst to best. With skittles I actually put them into separate ziploc bags and then nest on them like a bird until they get soft lmao, it's sooo good. Or you can put them on the radiator and mush them into separately colored skittles balls.
Also amazing with pb m&ms, the pb gets melty when you nest on them for a bit and they burst in your mouth. So good. Cookie dough too, I make it specifically just so I can mine out all the chocolate chips and eat them as I do and set aside the dough to eat straight later 😅
I'm so lucky my bf is as weird as me lol.
He said he's gonna get me a tiny pickaxe just for mining chocolate chips 🥰
...you sit on your candy??
@@RawrieAddicted yep, not raw doggin it obviously. Skittles like I said usually take something warmer.
19:35 I had grilled cheese and tomato soup combo for the first time yesterday for brunch with my mom for mothers day. Was great.
2x 38g slices of bread + 2x 25g slices of cheese * 11 sandwiches = 1.386kg or 3.06 pounds. If you compressed it to a inch cube it would be 7.5 times denser than lead.
I STAND BY THE FACT THAT 4TH WING IS MID AF
aur naur, Is it really? It's sitting on my shelf but I haven't gotten to it yet.
I agree it’s just meh
I'm glad to see Matt here, hopefully we'll get more of him in future lobbies
Myatt 😊
Matt comes and goes with these lobbies, but I would definitely love to see him be here more consistently.
Ngl ever since that session of first class trouble, that book has been on my mind XD. Courtiliy def made me wanna read after those excerpts.
Absolutely died at the courtilly amnesiac beeline to you fresh veteran kill
I love the chaos chilledchaos brings i would love to have a friend like him
Grilled cheese and tomato soup does NOT constitute a pizza. It is however the food equivalent of a warm hug!
that said, a good cheese pizza can absolutely be substituted into the grilled cheese tomato soup combo.
0:01 Game 1 (ten second sheriff)
1:05 Game 2 (the laziest snitch I’ve ever done seen)
8:22 Game 3 (amni -> Jan w/ swoop Apple)
13:07 Game 4 (doom BM w/ miner fish _and courtilly_ )
1:23:44 Game 12 (morph w/ swoop side)
I'm sorry, but I cannot forgive Chilled FOLDING THE PAPER IN THE BOOK AS A BOOKMARK. I shuddered in horror.
If anyone is wondering what that little clip of music is from around 5:43 while Chilled reads the book, its the art gallery theme from the indie game Ib. I was racking my brain for AGES trying to figure it out 😂
... I have never been to a movie theatre that serves salads.
I was watching this while doing work and I can’t tell you how fast I looked up when I heard him reading Fourth Wing 😂😂
the grilled cheese compression would simply be inedible, it wouldnt explode or anything silly like that but you'd basically have a rock solid block if you compressed it that far and would be unable to really bite or chew it, sure you might be able to swallow it whole but then you are basically just swallowing a stone.
"🎶❤smut❤🎶" - Tom Lehrer that one time
I understand the time it takes to eat. I do something similar when I make food for myself. I have to figure out if the time to cook vs time to eat works out, I don't want to be cooking something for an hour that I will finish in 5 minutes
5:24
Is that Courtilly's smut book?
1:10:38
I absolutely love that Sidearms skin.
WAIT CHILLED KNOWS FOURTH WING?!?!?!
Im american but I like eating salad with chopsticks. It's so much easier than trying to get it on a fork.
beef jerky lol its solves your problems with movie foods
5:55 Anyone know what song/music was that?
YOU READING FOURTH WING OR IRON FLAME CHILLED?
I think it's Iron Flame, since he read about first year cadets and Griffins.
@steffi122 agreed, the only time professor devera and a drift are together is iron flame
Wait what series? Idk what it's from
@@anoymouskitten
Series: The Empyrean by Rebecca Yarros
#1 Fourth Wing
#2 Iron Flame
to be honest I can't remember which one it was cuz he only knew of the "dragon smut" as they called it last time court was reading it them XD
Dinner and chilled, still best combo
Having tortellini pasta xD
With a side of broccoli? Nah, that'd be too perfect.
And some Focus Fuel for dessert
@@isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 ya know, I do have some in the fridge. I could stream it real quick.
@@Savage503 I haven’t gotten my focus fuel yet!!
I just ordered it and it’s on the way!
I always get my ranch on the side, so I can eat the salad with my fingers. Pick up a piece of lettuce, dip it in the ranch, eat it. Of course, I only do that on occasion, because I normally can't stand stuff being on my hands...
this is probably one the funniest ones ive watched especially the last one
41:24 is just lovely
1:03:36 Sorry for being a doubter, but I refuse to believe that.
Chilled, I had to stop watching this because the second you started reading I knew it was Fourth Wing and I’m only halfway through it 🤣 let me save this for later.
44:17 still waiting on that greenapple focus fuel unless im blind on the site
Doomsmutter?
*I HARDLY KNOW HER*
My favorite part is Chilled reading fucking Iron Flame LMAO
You are a very entertaining person to watch Chilled Chaos! I'm inspired to be like you one day 😁 I hope that's not weird 😋
1:23:55 I feel like I'm being gaslit
Chilled sounds like a good person to hangout with
Chilled you don't need a compressor just a food press one big enough for 12 grilled cheese!
I would totally go to the movies with you chilled I will even eat salad to that sounds amazing!
Id watch a movie with chilled, ill even bring the plastic fork lol
Start up the grill and a chilled bideo lets go!!
Chilled you're right. It's hard not to slurp soup and noodles too. And in some cultures when you slurp it's considered good bc slurping means it's delicious.
Realization you could do a bit with having your swooped partner kill someone at a distance from you after you yell “LARGE BREASTS” at them
21:00 Chilled on some Willy Wonka stuff 😂
My 23& me confirmed my misophonia. Just goes to show that our urge to kill chewers is DNA deep. 😂🤪
Courtilly lived in europe how does she not know the metric system?
Does she? i could've sworn she was in NA
She used to live in france@@crossfire2045
I dont wanna hear ANYONE judging chilled for wanting to slow eat a salad. We can judge him for eating with his hands, but not the harm reduction salad munches!
OMG I love "Four Wing" series! For anyone wondering he is reading an excerpt from the second book "Iron Flame" its a really amazing book series and I can't wait for the next one! ❤😁
P.S. it is definitely a 18+ series
eating salad with your fingers is based tbh
For a long time my autoplay for RUclips would go back to Chilled eating chicken nuggets. But now it seems to have a new video to focus on. Both monologues sound a lot a like, so it I don't look up to see if the moustache is there, I have to listen for a moment to see if it's salad or nuggies. 🤣
“You wanna do something funny?”
Well it was really fuckin funny…
Imaginary Crewmate glitch is so funny
Salad is nachos.
Wait... what happened to Speedy's body in the first clip? There was no janitor?
Speedy altruisted chilled immediately upon chilled shooting wrong the first time
It caused all kinds of confusion b/c Apple was Amne and Side was Doomsayer, and Apple came up as possible Sheriff for him so he kept shooting wrong b/c Chilled was *clearly* the sheriff.
@Xynth25 do you remember which vod that game was part of?
Did I see Fourth Wing 👀 where are my booktokers?
Man now I just wanna go to the movies with chilled
Besides coming out as salad fingers, Chilled seems pretty relatable.
Damn, I was right that Junk was bad in the first one, he's like extra clueless.
I don't know anyone who can eat 11 grilled cheese sandwiches. And even if someone could, it's definitely not healthy.
chilled you should order a stim necklace. it doesn't typically should like chewing since you're just biting object. either way it's not like gum where you have to spit it out then get a new piece, you can just take it in and out of your mouth and be fine. one of the ones i have is like a telephone cord and you can kinda just graze on it. there is an increase in likelihood of people asking you questions about it and some of them can be easy to chew through therefore you have to make sure you don't swallow too much plastic from it but other than that they're p good :)
Chilled should make an audiobook on the book and sell it on his store 😂😂😂
I suppose it depends on whether the compressed cheese expands when you eat it. If it absorbs your stomach acids and expands it'd be like eating 11 grilled cheeses.
The alternative is it doesn't and you've got chunks of grilled cheese in your stomach with the weight of 11 grilled cheese chunks. Your stomach would both feel heavier than if it had eaten just one grilled cheese and emptier than if you had eaten 11.
However you would get the "nutrion" of having eaten 11 grilled cheeses.
(Nutrition in quotes because nutrition carries a positive connotation, but it's merely nutural. Going 12x over your caloric and sodium intake is still nutrion.)
Someone did a calc and it would be 7.5 times denser than lead. Making it impossible to eat.
Now I am curious; is reading a smut book gonna be your new way of killing your victims in game, or in ALL GAMES? (in game)
Also, a suggestion; maybe in discord a section for those reading the series of the books Courtilly had suggested? maybe a book club?
Always enjoy a lurk when you stream, enjoy your videos, and sometimes wonder what am I listening to.
Hi Jess, Rex, Tortellini, and Crunchwrap.
Thank you, ChilledChaos
Mans reading Fourth Wing….😂
I'd say he shouldn't do that with his bare fingers but they're clearly *Dressed* .
What theater allows you to order a salad and where can I find them.
The Alimo theatre in Texas
@@joshuacaudill5758 Figures and I live in Oregon with no possibility of even making it to Texas.
Chilled needs to learn how to use chopsticks so he can eat the salad with chopsticks instead
Break time! (playlist gang)
Not that I'd get it, but you can get a salad at movie theaters, AND They give you a metal fork!?
Chilled (0/6) Snitch
1:02:07 movies give salade? Not mines
Now I just want to have Caesar dressing on popcorn…