I like to think in expert mode, you just don't win the genocide run, it literally stops at sans. No matter what you do he'll always find a way to beat n just flat out keep killing you, he doesn't get tired because it's literally expert mode. Sans is blue. blue is cool unless you start cheating, then hes kinda screwed. yall think sans would call you out for cheating? because he technically does it aswell
PRE-BATTLE: * heya. * you've been... uh, busy, right? * ... * that face you're making. * it's kinda making it look like... * you're not listening. * welp, let's get right into it, then. BATTLE: * It's a beautiful day outside... * Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * On days like these, k- (Sans proceeds to attack before even finishing his sentence) * -ids like you... Should be B U R N I N G in hell. * what? did I catch you off guard? * Something doesn't feel right. [ACT] ❤ Check * Talk * Sans. AT 2, DF 1. * Maybe not the easiest enemy. KR drains twice as fast. * Check ❤ Talk * Talking might be a waste of your turns, just attack.
*Sans *ATK - 4 *DEF - 2 *This is the biggest No-Hit challenge yet. I Hope you have learned how to Merg yourself out of these situations. *For someone who's lv 19 i would have expected you to be psst beyond that...even froggit was a challenge.
He was final froggit in hard mode already, wasn't he? He should become more powerful in expert mode like transform into an amalgamate(amalgamates in ruins bro it sounds terrible)@@leroyspeelt
i really REALLY like this megalovania I specificly like how you mix up the segments of harderlovania and the variety of instruments going on And the fact that you knew that looping some parts, + changing some instruments meanwhile repeats would be perfect for this.
@@Totally_Usa Oh, alr, thanks! From what you said, I thought you were saying that you think there's a Hard Mode for Undertale... Sorry, I didn't know about the fangame!
No matter where you go... No matter how strong you'll grow.. Just remember that there is always going to be skeleton waiting for you to have a bad time 💀
I actually can't believe this came out over a year ago already. This was my top song of 2023, and there is a good reason why. This is such an amazing remix.
Sans: “ya know… you really like killing my brother don’t you!” Sans: “I wonder how he would say it feels…” Sans: “I guess when we are done here…” Sans: “You can ask him yourself!” Sans: “but who am I kidding?” Sans: “your just gonna come back for more.” Sans: “your gonna kill and kill even more until you’ve become satisfied with how many spirits accompany you on your rampage.” Sans: “At this point..” [Breaks Heals] Sans: “you don’t need these..” Sans: “since ya like swinging that thing around so much!” Sans: “come at me!” Sans -> 15 ATK 90 DEF “Looks like this isn’t going to be as easy as I though…” “Guess the comedian isn’t joking around this time.”
I'ma try to remake this just out of complete boredom "*wow, kid. this many resets, and you still don't feel the slightest amount of regret for what you're doing?" "*makes me wonder how all the other monsters would say how they feel about this..." "*but, hey." "*maybe you could ask 'em next time for me, eh?" "*..." "*oh, who am i kidding?" "*i know you've already made your choice a long time ago, kid." "*you're not gonna stop this genocide." "*you'll just reset over and over... and we won't have any memory of it all, right?" "*you'll never be satisfied, will you?" "*... i didn't think so." "*so, i've came up with an idea." "*howzabout another bad time on the house, capiche?" "*y'know, for old time's sake." "*but, seeing as how you've gotten so used to all of this..." (Bones rise up, shattering the ITEMS button to pieces.) "*i'm sure you won't be needing any healing items this time, right?" "*after all, you seem to like fighting more than stuffing your face with food." "*alright, alright..." "*l e t ' s g o ." (ACT) (*Sans.) (*2 ATK 1 DEF) (*The comedian's gotten a lot more serious it seems.) (*Don't worry, partner. I'm sure this is just the same pattern as usual.) (*Just keep fighting.) (*He can't dodge forever...)
I feel like this song represents the first Genocide Run Sans had ever ended. Before the resets. Before the memories. Before everyone died. Before anyone was saved. Just who did this punk kid think they were? Only to realize thereafter the horrifying truth: He was going to be multi-versed into oblivion by the Undertale fanbase...
“Heya kid, did ya have fun killing everyone in the underground?” “…” “Don’t answer that.” “But, do you still believe that the worst person can change?” “That anyone could change their lives for the better…” “But, you’re living proof that words mean nothing against action.” “Before we fight, can I ask you something?” “You have this sort of special power right?” “So why did you come back to this world?” “Heh. *were you not satisfied?* “ “… guess not.” *Lets just get to the point* “Kid, let me tell you one thing.” “Expect the unexpected.” *he would use his final attack at the start, leaving you at 1 hp* “Heh, did I get ya?” *Check Sans. Atk 2 Def 2 Keep attacking, he’s bound to have much more stamina than last time.
I call it... "THE TOTEMUS TRIO" "THE UNNORMAL TRIO" "THE EXTREME TRIO" "THE ANOMALY TRIO" "THE OMNI TRIO" "THE OUTSETTED TRIO" "THE MEGALO TRIO" "THE PHYSCO-LIKE TRIO" "THE BALLISTIC TRIO" "THE ANONYMOUS TRIO" "THE OMEGA TRIO" Extras - "Bad Timing Trio" "The Potented Trio"
i always thinked that the difficult modes depend, example, if in the normal route are chara and in the hard mode are frisk, maybe on the EXPERT mode youre amability or patience instead of determination, it obviously make sans really hard
AFTER SO LONG I FINALLY FOUND A BANGER MEGALOVANIA OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD HOLY IM JUMPING IN MY CHAIR ITS BEEN SUCH A LONG WHILE AAGHRHGHRGHRGRHGHGRGHRGHRG THANK YOU THANK YIOU FOR THIS PERFECTION
Honestly, if expert mode actually meant we get to fight more bosses in Genocide I would totally be ok with that. The masochist in me definitely would have wanted a expert version of Sans.
Papyrus sees a thumbnail he`s curious what it is* Sans comes into the room Sans sees the thumbnail The description is fanon Chara ❤ Sans is mad Papyrus tries to explain Sans that he was just curious of the image Sans says "why are you curious of that image?" Papyrus tries to escape Sans uses force to hold Papyrus Papyrus tries to break free Papyrus checks Sans at-1 df-1 my brother Papyrus has to fight back Sans attacks The fight starts
I'm not fucking kidding when I went to go watch it at this time an ad appeared, I was mashing the skip ad button as always to skip it fast, It moved down, I moved my tapping there, then it moved up, making me click the ad. I DIDN'T KNOW ADS CAN DODGE
Sans: here is where you fall down huh? How was the fall? HOW DID YOU SURIVED IT? ONLY BECAUSE STUPID FLOWERS CATCHED YOU UP??? ... Whatever. I already took care about this flower and i said to the old lady that she should make the best pie that ever exist. That will take a few hours. This lady was friendly, and i cant just let her die to you. Why i did it... Heh... N O. O N E. C A N. S A F E. Y O U. N O W. And the best thing is: you dont have any "safe points" to rescue yourself and you are LV 0. Better now than never i guess huh? Welp, lets get a bad time togheter. *battle starts Sans: i give you the first turn because i am so friendly but after that, N O. M E R C Y *epic music starts *act *check *sans: 2atk 3def, not the easiest enemy. Even tough his karma dont work, he still do to much damage. 1 mistake and you are out. Just atack him like always
Sans is blue...What it means? Prob that his magic its soo much and soo powerful it won't fit just in the eye. Thinking he would try EVERY WAY possible to defeat you, and probably have MUCH more misses, or even phases, Blocks, etc... He would be a BIG trouble.
He drops a vanity set, an accessory, a weapon, and a pet Drops: Vanity: Slippers and shorts, blue jacket Accessory1: Bad time; description: causes magic attacks to ignore immunity frames material *... Visual description: sans' eye, only becomes visible during events, bosses, or in some biomes (always active if in vanity slot) Acessory2: blue stop sign; description: when equipped all enemies have a slowness debuff and take minor damage when in a certain range if the player (the damage does not stack with the quantum physics book, the book takes priority) Item rarity: yellow material *if you keep on the way you are now... Visual description: gives the player a blue stop sign they carry around Weapons: 1joke book, 2quantum physics book Description/ability1: fires random objects at the enemy, average range, very fast fire rate 20 dmg material *it's a joke book Description/ability2 (this one is kibda of an accesory but work wirh me here): confuses all enemies and minions on screen (aside from bosses/mini bosses) deals small passive damage for a decent duration of time (including bosses) 7 dmg per second material *it's a quantum physics book (This item only works when equipped, and with the joke book in your inventory) Pet summon: sprinkles Description:summons a rock on a plate *guess I wasn't ready for the responsibility Crafting: Blue soul Materials: bad time, blue stop sign Crafting station: tinkerers workbench Description: removes immunity frames for all magic attacks, debuffs all enemies with slowness, damages enemies within a small range of the player Visual description: a dark blue heart appears above the head of the player Quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a... Description: accessory: When equipped a confusion debuff will be added to all enemies on screen every 5 minutes, also when using a weapon shoots out a random projectile dealing small damage 21 damage *it hurts your brain Sans/papyrus npc information: To get the papyrus npc you must defeat the moon lord and the old ones army, once both requirements are met you can find papyrus underground, after meeting him hell show up in your town if provided a room, once there you can buy some items from him Bone: a simple throwable weapon, deals 26 damage, unlimited range, stops when it pierces 5 enemies or goes off screen 9g Blue bone: it does the same thing but doesn't work 50% of the time Does 38 damage though 12g Royal guard vanity set: replica of papyrus' costume (pants 5g, shirt 5g, cape 5g) Rock bed: if placed down you can put your pet rock on the plate (must be placed on a table) 3g Papyrus likes everyone, and everyone likes papyrus, except for the demolitions guy, who's nuteral since papyrus isn't careful around his explosives Sans info: If papyrus is in your town sans will show up soon after and be in the closest room to him, even kicking another npc out if they are taking up said room Once he comes to your town he will sell you some items Ketchup heals 100hp 20g Whoopee cushion 5g One of sans' jackets 1g Fried snow (starts at 5g, but when you try to buy it it will change to "did I say 5g? I meant 50g" then to did I say 50g? I meant 5 platinum") After that you can buy it for 5 platinum, it can be equipped in the light pet slot, it's just a ball of snow that's on fire and follows you around How to fight sans and maybe papyrus? Get the fly meal and try to hit sans 5 times, each time you do he'll have some new diolog if you try to talk to him 1 hey, watch where you're swinging that 2 maybe you shouldn't be playing with swords? 3 ... 4 wouldn't do that again if I were you 5 sans dissapears and the message Coming soon
![[Limbus Company - PV] Chapter.7 - Oblivion](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VUpkXPkvoxU/mqdefault.jpg)
LETSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 200K!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also check out V1
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just edit the desc.
@@Jake_Gotthard no.
@@kaiju-maniacyt RUSH DO AN PACIFIST ROUTE BEFORE HE COMES STEAL UR BONES
@@Hazard_x115ok just credit me
@@ABYSSIMAL12 ok
"YOUR SOUL IS NOTHING
YOUR ROUTE SERVES ZERO PURPOSE
YOU SHOULD RESET THIS FUCKING TIMELINE
NOW!"
Accurate actually
Sans: You should do a pacifist run, NOW!
Sans: Killing serves no purpose, you should reset NOW
and give someone else a piece of life, from your SOUL that you waste
LowTierMonster
@@entzarnd69_GD Sans:AS A MATTER OF FACT SCRAP THAT NEAREST ROPE YOU GOT WRAP IT AROUND HANG YOURSELF AND RESET! NOW
@@silverbone4845💀
@@silverbone4845LowTierSkeleton
I like to think in expert mode, you just don't win the genocide run, it literally stops at sans. No matter what you do he'll always find a way to beat n just flat out keep killing you, he doesn't get tired because it's literally expert mode. Sans is blue. blue is cool
unless you start cheating, then hes kinda screwed. yall think sans would call you out for cheating? because he technically does it aswell
PLAYER used HACK
Its super effective!
snas killed itself
PLAYER WON
@@kaiju-maniacyt wat?
@@lonewalker2025 you wouldnt get it
*Expert sans activates cheats*
@@rainbowthumb9979 why yall think expert mode ness is so powerfull
Expert mode sans is gonna be an AI controlled attacks trying to outsmart you as hard as possible (without forced damage except for the end)
His attacks are new each time so there is no time to learn his patterns, hes actualy unpredicatable now
@@leroyspeelt yes yes add it to notes
maybe
To be honest. It sounds...
GREAT. Genuinely a really good job. It's very reminiscent of hardmode but even more intense. And I love it. Good job bro.
no better words could be said (i think)
though it kinda reminds me of the beginner, the ender.
Finally, something that sounds remotely close to the original.
Damn, Terraria expert mode is hitting different.
Bullet hell 💀
Man, my skeletron acting funny.
next up: master mode megalovania
after that is for the worthy :skull:@@thelocalnecromancer1224
Terraria but moonlord is sans
PRE-BATTLE:
* heya.
* you've been... uh, busy, right?
* ...
* that face you're making.
* it's kinda making it look like...
* you're not listening.
* welp, let's get right into it, then.
BATTLE:
* It's a beautiful day outside...
* Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...
* On days like these, k-
(Sans proceeds to attack before even finishing his sentence)
* -ids like you... Should be B U R N I N G in hell.
* what? did I catch you off guard?
* Something doesn't feel right.
[ACT]
❤ Check
* Talk
* Sans. AT 2, DF 1.
* Maybe not the easiest enemy. KR drains twice as fast.
* Check
❤ Talk
* Talking might be a waste of your turns, just attack.
I like that he trolls you in more meta ways too.
I think he would have 4 atk, and hardmode would have 2
*Sans
*ATK - 4
*DEF - 2
*This is the biggest No-Hit challenge yet. I Hope you have learned how to Merg yourself out of these situations.
*For someone who's lv 19 i would have expected you to be psst beyond that...even froggit was a challenge.
Honestly I'd expect sans' stats to stay the same, and he'd just get more stamina and/or hacks
Like last breath or call of the void kinda
@@No.1RatedSalesman yeah, sans having higher stats like those would still be the same tbh, him having what you said would be better
@@ErrorButBuffedwhen you hit sans he just consumes the blow because of his defence and keeps going
Froggit in expert mode is basicly final froggit while ur still lvl 1
He was final froggit in hard mode already, wasn't he? He should become more powerful in expert mode like transform into an amalgamate(amalgamates in ruins bro it sounds terrible)@@leroyspeelt
i really REALLY like this megalovania
I specificly like how you mix up the segments of harderlovania and the variety of instruments going on
And the fact that you knew that looping some parts, + changing some instruments meanwhile repeats would be perfect for this.
If you get hit 0.000000001 times the game deletes itself and you have to download it on a different computer
cannot express how much of a banger this is
Hello science sans from the hit game ujd
This is 10x better than hardmode
Dunno the backstory or origin of this song, but it sounds amazing! Might be one of the best Megalovania variants out there!
expert mode of undertale ig or smh
@@Totally_Usa from what I know there is no such thing, so it's either from a fangame or it was just created by Kaiju
@@withereddanthefnaffan98 it was a fangame thats what im sayin
@@Totally_Usa Oh, alr, thanks! From what you said, I thought you were saying that you think there's a Hard Mode for Undertale... Sorry, I didn't know about the fangame!
@@withereddanthefnaffan98 well there is a hard mode in undertale if you replace your name to frisk but that just makes it only the ruins...
Alternative Title: Song That Might Play When Sans Makes a Good Joke
Song that plays when you prank sans and out pun him
So, every time? Just say that.
Song that might play when ur having a bad time on expert mode
you might have outpun him, but you cant outrun him@@leroyspeelt
Song That Might Play When Sans Makes A Joke Out Of You
*Human. . .I remember you're EXPERT MODE
“Human. . . I can’t remember”
*human, I uhh... i- I forgor
"human... wait- shit i forgot my line"
No matter where you go...
No matter how strong you'll grow..
Just remember that there is always going to be skeleton waiting for you to have a bad time 💀
underrated speech
I actually can't believe this came out over a year ago already. This was my top song of 2023, and there is a good reason why. This is such an amazing remix.
Sans: “ya know… you really like killing my brother don’t you!”
Sans: “I wonder how he would say it feels…”
Sans: “I guess when we are done here…”
Sans: “You can ask him yourself!”
Sans: “but who am I kidding?”
Sans: “your just gonna come back for more.”
Sans: “your gonna kill and kill even more until you’ve become satisfied with how many spirits accompany you on your rampage.”
Sans: “At this point..”
[Breaks Heals]
Sans: “you don’t need these..”
Sans: “since ya like swinging that thing around so much!”
Sans: “come at me!”
Sans -> 15 ATK 90 DEF
“Looks like this isn’t going to be as easy as I though…”
“Guess the comedian isn’t joking around this time.”
your mother
I'ma try to remake this just out of complete boredom
"*wow, kid. this many resets, and you still don't feel the slightest amount of regret for what you're doing?"
"*makes me wonder how all the other monsters would say how they feel about this..."
"*but, hey."
"*maybe you could ask 'em next time for me, eh?"
"*..."
"*oh, who am i kidding?"
"*i know you've already made your choice a long time ago, kid."
"*you're not gonna stop this genocide."
"*you'll just reset over and over... and we won't have any memory of it all, right?"
"*you'll never be satisfied, will you?"
"*... i didn't think so."
"*so, i've came up with an idea."
"*howzabout another bad time on the house, capiche?"
"*y'know, for old time's sake."
"*but, seeing as how you've gotten so used to all of this..."
(Bones rise up, shattering the ITEMS button to pieces.)
"*i'm sure you won't be needing any healing items this time, right?"
"*after all, you seem to like fighting more than stuffing your face with food."
"*alright, alright..."
"*l e t ' s g o ."
(ACT)
(*Sans.)
(*2 ATK 1 DEF)
(*The comedian's gotten a lot more serious it seems.)
(*Don't worry, partner. I'm sure this is just the same pattern as usual.)
(*Just keep fighting.)
(*He can't dodge forever...)
"Human, i remember your gay."
what.
never cook again
" human i remember you're *skill issues* "
Never cook again
does sans drop a loot bag in this version
Can't wait to see the master mode one.
Nah I'm waiting for that impossible mode one
this song underrated
Looks like he's really getting the milage out of that coffee maker Alphys gave him.
This is FIRE
Pog
love those calamity bells of how i know them
Expert mode instead of frisk, it's frick.
looks like someone’s mad they didn’t get a fight to themselves in expert mode.
I feel like this song represents the first Genocide Run Sans had ever ended. Before the resets. Before the memories. Before everyone died. Before anyone was saved. Just who did this punk kid think they were? Only to realize thereafter the horrifying truth:
He was going to be multi-versed into oblivion by the Undertale fanbase...
I think in expert mode asriel is determined enough to override your save, so you can only die once before restarting the fight
*You did the Genocide Run to much, Sans is mad.
THIS GOES HARD
Yeah it goes hard inside me
Yeah it goes hard inside me non-stop
🥵🥵
@@SHALL-IT-BEGIN- bro wtf 🤨
@@alibeknorbekov5963 😃
"Human, I remember you're genocides"
if it only took me 12 attempts to beat sans, how many attempts will it take me to beat this?
42069
it'll take you 69
beat?
no no, we don't do that around here
you havent even tried hard mode so good luck
@@DeAnnaCole-y4c uh, like hard mode in undertale? i have tried that.
3:10 I can definitely hear hints of Deltarune's Soundtrack and it sounds so gooood!
I took too long to notice
“Heya kid, did ya have fun killing everyone in the underground?”
“…”
“Don’t answer that.”
“But, do you still believe that the worst person can change?”
“That anyone could change their lives for the better…”
“But, you’re living proof that words mean nothing against action.”
“Before we fight, can I ask you something?”
“You have this sort of special power right?”
“So why did you come back to this world?”
“Heh. *were you not satisfied?* “
“… guess not.”
*Lets just get to the point*
“Kid, let me tell you one thing.”
“Expect the unexpected.”
*he would use his final attack at the start, leaving you at 1 hp*
“Heh, did I get ya?”
*Check
Sans. Atk 2 Def 2
Keep attacking, he’s bound to have much more stamina than last time.
Wows that's alot of words...
Too bad I'm not reading em 😎
@@Smokeshremy3466 canonical frisk moment
@@TheNelsonShowRebooted real
If Sans and LowTierGod were the same person
This is probably one of my favorite megalos ever.
wait let me rephrase that.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MEGALOS I'VE EVER HEAR GOOD JOB MAN!!!
Honestly, this song is one of the best megalovanias, and here are my top three as of rn
1: Theovania
2:VHS Sans: Better Start Running
3: This Banger
POV:you did a passive route but kill everyone in front of sans as a “prank”
i can feel the music coming inside of me
wait-
i can come inside you instead
Sans will come inside you, you have no choice
@@leroyspeelt no i will
@@DivineRacism sans has none
@@DivineRacism my d bigger
Bro is cooking diff
i love having undertale and deltarune cover my entire fyp. brings me sm joy
me when harder hard mode megolavania drops (there are one duodecillion extra beats)
Now imagine this trio….
(HARD-MODE), Expert mode, and Hell Mode sans. I call it. Hell time trio
its actually racist dustdust expert mode and hard-mode ultimate version i call it gayest time trio
I call it...
"THE TOTEMUS TRIO"
"THE UNNORMAL TRIO"
"THE EXTREME TRIO"
"THE ANOMALY TRIO"
"THE OMNI TRIO"
"THE OUTSETTED TRIO"
"THE MEGALO TRIO"
"THE PHYSCO-LIKE TRIO"
"THE BALLISTIC TRIO"
"THE ANONYMOUS TRIO"
"THE OMEGA TRIO"
Extras -
"Bad Timing Trio"
"The Potented Trio"
Its been more than a year, and its still peak
When Sans finds out you drank all the ketchup:
This needs to sound when you do multiple genocide rutes
i always thinked that the difficult modes depend, example, if in the normal route are chara and in the hard mode are frisk, maybe on the EXPERT mode youre amability or patience instead of determination, it obviously make sans really hard
Undertale:Master Mode when.
(Terraria scaling lol)
Sans: um, hey pal. Im not kidding now, but do you want to have a REALLY BAD T I M E?
I have been summoned and
You feel like you going to have EXTREMELY BAD TIME
Sans after you spill the ketchup
😂😂😂😂
Legend has it, if you kill this sans, he drops a special loot bag with helpfull items
Like if you get the reference
TERRARIA!!!
Sans*. 5 Attack*. 4 defence*. *He is ready for a beatdown of a life time!*
you feel the journey coming to a end, you are filled with determination?..
"Best to give up old lady,youll never kill me"
when's the megalovania death mode coming out?
when's the megalovania eternity/masochist mode?
ok all jokes aside good song, i like, 10/10
No matter how strong he'll became we always stronger let just have fun one more time :)
he got the power of mr breasts
@@kaiju-maniacytIF YOU CAN BEAT ME, I'LL GIVE YOU 500 MILLION DOLLARS!
AFTER SO LONG I FINALLY FOUND A BANGER MEGALOVANIA OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD HOLY IM JUMPING IN MY CHAIR ITS BEEN SUCH A LONG WHILE AAGHRHGHRGHRGRHGHGRGHRGHRG THANK YOU THANK YIOU FOR THIS PERFECTION
Hardmode hardmode sans.
this is epic as hell
was this made in fl studio? and if so how long have you been using fl?
Honestly, if expert mode actually meant we get to fight more bosses in Genocide I would totally be ok with that.
The masochist in me definitely would have wanted a expert version of Sans.
and we may have finally gotten to fight mettaton which would have been sick
Sounds like Sans if he took cocaine and drank 16 monsters.
Pov: sans got EVERYONE evacuated so it's a 1 on 1 while you're at LV1 and you don't get your turn
*Sans.
Atk - heya kid do you want some sausages in your mouth?
Def - 💀
do you wanna have a hell time?
Hell nah
sans: hold on... you are merg? i guess i have to show my true power
Papyrus sees a thumbnail he`s curious what it is*
Sans comes into the room
Sans sees the thumbnail
The description is fanon Chara
❤
Sans is mad
Papyrus tries to explain Sans that he was just curious of the image
Sans says "why are you curious of that image?"
Papyrus tries to escape
Sans uses force to hold Papyrus
Papyrus tries to break free
Papyrus checks
Sans at-1 df-1
my brother
Papyrus has to fight back
Sans attacks
The fight starts
Sans After 1 Million Genocide Routes:
I'm not fucking kidding when I went to go watch it at this time an ad appeared, I was mashing the skip ad button as always to skip it fast, It moved down, I moved my tapping there, then it moved up, making me click the ad.
I DIDN'T KNOW ADS CAN DODGE
What a great remix-like music 🎶
Sans: here is where you fall down huh?
How was the fall?
HOW DID YOU SURIVED IT?
ONLY BECAUSE STUPID FLOWERS CATCHED YOU UP???
...
Whatever.
I already took care about this flower and i said to the old lady that she should make the best pie that ever exist. That will take a few hours. This lady was friendly, and i cant just let her die to you.
Why i did it...
Heh...
N O. O N E. C A N. S A F E. Y O U. N O W.
And the best thing is: you dont have any "safe points" to rescue yourself and you are LV 0.
Better now than never i guess huh?
Welp, lets get a bad time togheter.
*battle starts
Sans: i give you the first turn because i am so friendly but after that, N O. M E R C Y
*epic music starts
*act
*check
*sans: 2atk 3def, not the easiest enemy. Even tough his karma dont work, he still do to much damage. 1 mistake and you are out. Just atack him like always
no sans smashed frisk in bed
5 Atk 10 Def
the weak skeleton learned to controll his power, he its truly the *strongest enemy*
4 atk*
you can tell sans is serious because his potion is angled.
ATK - 2 * A Child Suffering ain The Background *
te imaginas si sans llega a tener de ATK 20 y DEF 20
In expert mode, sans deals 2 damage!!1!
Why does everyone forget expert is 2x hardmode, ITS HARDMODE THAT DEALS 2 DMG EXPERT WOULD DO 4
This is honestly probably the best idea for a hardmode sans above to the literal hardmode sans and hardtale
it is Literally just music there Isnt an idea
@@outspade Just assumed it was because of the sprite
@@XquizetBlixit is check my community tab
* kid.. after a false reset. i remember all my failed attempts.
* its time to end this.
* let’s have an resetting time.
I remember you're genocides
-Sans
"alright mate, we have doing for 35 years."
"aren't you bored yet?"
FANDOM: N O .
Correction. 8 years.
- nerd 2023
🤓
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if your named frisk and hardcore is on and you encounter sans this should play
"hardcore" 💀
when you named yourself Sans
1 HP + very hard attacks from enemies
Bro better drops me the expert mode treasure bag with the gaster blaster in it so I can one shot the moon lord
"LVL 90? Thats Crazy. Wel now i have DUNK ON 90. lets go."
*sans dosent dodge. what?*
nah frisk lvl -5 sans dunked on frisk ass 69 times
Sans is blue...What it means? Prob that his magic its soo much and soo powerful it won't fit just in the eye.
Thinking he would try EVERY WAY possible to defeat you, and probably have MUCH more misses, or even phases, Blocks, etc... He would be a BIG trouble.
*_What item does he drop from his treasure bag? I hope its an accessory._*
stupid bone glove
@@NotBaebot nah that's skeletrons item drop
He drops a vanity set, an accessory, a weapon, and a pet
Drops:
Vanity: Slippers and shorts, blue jacket
Accessory1: Bad time; description: causes magic attacks to ignore immunity frames
material
*...
Visual description: sans' eye, only becomes visible during events, bosses, or in some biomes (always active if in vanity slot)
Acessory2: blue stop sign; description: when equipped all enemies have a slowness debuff and take minor damage when in a certain range if the player (the damage does not stack with the quantum physics book, the book takes priority)
Item rarity: yellow
material
*if you keep on the way you are now...
Visual description: gives the player a blue stop sign they carry around
Weapons: 1joke book, 2quantum physics book
Description/ability1: fires random objects at the enemy,
average range,
very fast fire rate
20 dmg
material
*it's a joke book
Description/ability2 (this one is kibda of an accesory but work wirh me here): confuses all enemies and minions on screen (aside from bosses/mini bosses)
deals small passive damage for a decent duration of time (including bosses)
7 dmg per second
material
*it's a quantum physics book
(This item only works when equipped, and with the joke book in your inventory)
Pet summon: sprinkles
Description:summons a rock on a plate
*guess I wasn't ready for the responsibility
Crafting:
Blue soul
Materials: bad time, blue stop sign
Crafting station: tinkerers workbench
Description: removes immunity frames for all magic attacks, debuffs all enemies with slowness, damages enemies within a small range of the player
Visual description: a dark blue heart appears above the head of the player
Quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a...
Description: accessory:
When equipped a confusion debuff will be added to all enemies on screen every 5 minutes, also when using a weapon shoots out a random projectile dealing small damage
21 damage
*it hurts your brain
Sans/papyrus npc information:
To get the papyrus npc you must defeat the moon lord and the old ones army, once both requirements are met you can find papyrus underground, after meeting him hell show up in your town if provided a room, once there you can buy some items from him
Bone: a simple throwable weapon, deals 26 damage, unlimited range, stops when it pierces 5 enemies or goes off screen
9g
Blue bone: it does the same thing but doesn't work 50% of the time
Does 38 damage though 12g
Royal guard vanity set: replica of papyrus' costume (pants 5g, shirt 5g, cape 5g)
Rock bed: if placed down you can put your pet rock on the plate (must be placed on a table)
3g
Papyrus likes everyone, and everyone likes papyrus, except for the demolitions guy, who's nuteral since papyrus isn't careful around his explosives
Sans info:
If papyrus is in your town sans will show up soon after and be in the closest room to him, even kicking another npc out if they are taking up said room
Once he comes to your town he will sell you some items
Ketchup heals 100hp 20g
Whoopee cushion 5g
One of sans' jackets 1g
Fried snow (starts at 5g, but when you try to buy it it will change to "did I say 5g? I meant 50g" then to did I say 50g? I meant 5 platinum") After that you can buy it for 5 platinum, it can be equipped in the light pet slot, it's just a ball of snow that's on fire and follows you around
How to fight sans and maybe papyrus?
Get the fly meal and try to hit sans 5 times, each time you do he'll have some new diolog if you try to talk to him
1 hey, watch where you're swinging that
2 maybe you shouldn't be playing with swords?
3 ...
4 wouldn't do that again if I were you
5 sans dissapears and the message
Coming soon
in expert mode, sans has 2 hp instead of 1
Nah he has like 4 HP and sans can't even get tired at this point you gotta catch him off garud or soemthin
1 attack
1 defense
The easiest enemy, but something seems off this time
i'd like to imagine that when you go on expert mode, sans realizes that you're doing genocide BECAUSE of his fight, not in spite of it
minesweeper final boss theme
* as you stand there looking at sans striking a jo jo's pose...you realized you may have fucked up-
This sans didnt just pick up the sock...h e r e c a l l i b r a t e d h i s p u z z l e s
* (SANS is BLUE.)
* (You're filled with the power of BLUE!)
Do 1.25x Speed It's Looks Like Hard Expert/Insane-Mode
Song that plays when sans is more serious then he ever was.
this channel needs more subs
"Clothier, you good-"
*Eh
"The hell?!"
pov: your friend says funny story after you asked him about the school project