Argentina’s New Chainsaw-Wielding President & RIP Self-Checkout? | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
- Dulcé Sloan tackles the election of a new Trump-approved president in Argentina, retailers pulling back on self-checkout, and an apartment fire that brought down a bunch of AI girlfriends. #DailyShow #comedy
00:00 - Intro
00:19 - Biden celebrates his 85th birthday
01:00 - Argentina elects eccentric and far-right new president, Javier Milei
04:25 - Backlash against self-checkout is resulting in some retailers removing it from stores
06:45 - Forever Voices, an AI girlfriend service, went offline after its CEO tried to burn down his apartment
08:53 - Ronny Chieng chimes in on the distressing news for users who lost their AI girlfriends
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This next chapter of this iconic franchise showcases its diverse news team of correspondents and contributors, including Ronny Chieng, Michael Kosta, Desi Lydic, Dulcé Sloan, Roy Wood Jr., Lewis Black and Jordan Klepper, comedy greats as guests hosts, and interviews with influential and emerging voices from across society.
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I was so disappointed when the strike cut her week short last season!! YAY!!! ❤😂😂😂
Yeah, and don’t expect the Writers Guild to say “You’re right, I’m sorry, and you’re right to be mad.”
*But **_NOW_** they give her a short Thanksgiving week, so we **_still don't get Dulcé Sloan for a full week!_*
That sideburn joke cut like three different ways 😂
I kinda expected them to work the chainsaw into it...
El un judio a medias supongo y un tipo muy poderoso ahora
Razones
Nr1 es el presidente de nuestra pais la Republica Argentia diud daa
Nr2 el es amigl de los judios y economistas mas poderoso del mundo entre otros begas linchijo o lynch
Nr3 Y la inportsntes el ed un Argentino Papaa🇦🇷📈🇦🇷📈🇦🇷📊🇦🇷📈🇦🇷 the economi now jajsjs whit mi presidente javier Milei presifente de la repiblica Argentina 🦁🍸
Dulce Sloan and Ronnie Chieng are effing aces, love watching those two!
He was the girlfriend all along, priceless.
On one hand, I'm glad to have Dulce guest host again after the strike unintentionally cut her last hosting week short. On the other hand, the fact that this is happening during Thanksgiving week has me wondering whether or not she'll get a full week this time.
It is news team takeover week.
She did host one or two nights before the Writer's Strike. However, it does stink that she doesn't get a full week.
@@SuperDanMan11100 then its by design. Not fair for her.
does she need a full week though? flat jokes and super niche specific humor.
I was thinking the same thing with this being a holiday week.
Ronny completely nailed the AI girlfriend users and programmers. Hilarious
Follow the money?
💯
Best line ever: "you're right""I'm sorry" & "you are right to be mad"
The set up of that joke was perfection
"How can you trust him with humanities newest invention when you can't trust him with humanities first invention" - writers at The Daily Show still absolutely killing it
Imagine Jon delivering that line. I can literally see and hear it in my head. Most of the hosts have been saying the jokes fine, but what made this show great in the Jon Stewart era was that he COMMITTED to each joke. Dulce does a better job than most but I still really hope they can find someone that can bring something that special to the table. Hasan Minhaj had more in this department than anybody else and I am still dumbfounded that they blew that deal because of a New Yorker expose that wound up being 80% bogus.
Not funny to me. Fire is not an invention.
That fit is LIFE! Just like Dulce's awesome energy
Sir, I'm a businesswoman, not a farmer! Love it!
I love Dulce!!! You look gorgeous (duh) and your delivery and humor is always spot on! I could listen to her for hours.
I need more Ronny Chieng!
Man, Dulce is SO FUNNY! Her delivery has me cracking up every time! Her jokes around the AI girlfriend made me snort-laugh.
I'm so glad to see her back!
Dulce is so funny without any effort from her side! I love her comedy!
I appreciate the self checkout because I am always the person with two items behind the person with a cart full of groceries in the express checkout line.
Yeah, I scan fast cause I got places to be.
I've found that the checkout lines are actually faster than self checkout.
The fact that Dulce was robbed of her week due to the strike, and wasn't the first correspondent to host when it was over will forever Infuriate me!
You're right. I'm sorry. You're right to be mad. 😅
She should get her time lost plus a week!!!
I feel like we were robbed!!! 😔
Don't blame the strike for it, blame the companies that made the strike necessary in the first place.
And she's not even getting a full week this time either. 😡
Dulcé is in my _TDS_ host S-Tier (alongside Roy Wood Jr. and Desi Lydic).
100 percent !@@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
this segment was hilarious - esp the AI girlfriend part. I almost spit out my water!
Well written and delivered! Bravo to both!
i found it pretty offensive , especially spreading lies about a insurrection at the capitol that never happened. misinformation
“They have to know everything about Star Wars and still listen to you explain everything about Star Wars” lol. Yep, that about sums it up!
FINALLY!!!! DULCE!!!!
Yes!!
¡Felicidades Argentina!
Ronnie 😂😂😂 you guys killed it on this one
Dulcie is hilarious! Her and Ronnie together are great!
0:51 Biden actually beat her to this joke, and posted a photo with an exaggerated number of candles as a troll today 😂😂😂😂
That's uncle Joe for ya 💀🤣
"Women be shopping " lol
IT'S FINALLY DULCE WEEK!!! 🎉🎉🎉
Fingers crossed that they are giving her a full week with it being a holiday week.
Yes!!! Dulcé!!! Just stay seated and be there now. You deserve this spot.
Considering she is now physically stuck in that chair, I think you may get your wish.
@@DisaffectedLiberalYou'd never make it as a comedian or host
@@frances-if5fp who said it was a joke?
@@DisaffectedLiberal You're right, just irrelevant and mean-spirited.
@@frances-if5fp It's not like nothing was mentioned about her being seated, so that makes it relevant. In addition, she is obviously morbidly obese. To act like she isn't is ridiculous.
I love her 😊
I'd love to see Lewis Black host for one week.
YES DULCE! If they are going to get rid of self-checkout then they had better hire enough checkout people and have more than enough lanes open!
I hope they don't I like self checkouts
They'll never gonna do that. They want you in there longer than you need to be, to be tempted to spend just a little more, and with the added benefit of not paying for extra humans STILL.
@@mindlessgonzothe markets that don't have checkers any longer? Yeah, I don't go there any more
No one wants to work there. That's why there are self-checkouts. No one wants to put up with karen customers & low pay with long hours & always understaffed on purpose
@LindaC616 what kind of eng are u speaking?
"Incel Paradox"...PERFECTION! 😂😂😂
The tantric joke landed beautifully LOL!
Nice job Dulce! I was cracking up! Have a great week and beyond
FRICKIN LOVE YOU DULCE!!!!
Could not agree less about the self-checkout. It's super quick to do, in and out. I find it very convenient.
Same. I was so happy when they first came out! No annoying chit chat! In & out!
This is, of course, about $$. Theft it too prevalent with self checkout. So since they can't seem to fetter it they will eliminate the loss of $. It's aaalways about $$$$$$
"super quick to do, in and out" that's why men love it
@@tanjabuchholz5314 I don't like 'em. They make customers "work" for Walmart,Home Depot etc by cutting out paid cashiers. I refuse to work my 2 or 5 minutes for them greedy corporations scanning and bagging my shopping.
What I love about self-checkout is that I can go to the store, put on some music or a podcast on my headphones, and do all of my shopping and checking out without having to talk to a single person! I usually end up doing my grocery runs after work, and at that point I'm just burnt out on socializing for the day lol.
I waited for Dulce to finally get another shot at hosting since her last one was stopped abruptly by WGA strike. And it was worth the wait, THE JOKES ARE ON-POINT this episode.
Can she please become the permanent host?
Was this written by her agent? Her delivery is terrible
permanent host? you're kidding right?
"it looks like this argentinian needs a brazilian" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dulce is perfect in every way! She deserves her own show!
These actor-comedians are better together than they would be alone.
Viva Argentina...Viva Anarcho-Capitalista!!
Fr
Replacing self checkouts at my walmart would require having 6-10 more checkout lines open to keep the same pace. There's no way they'll do that, so looking forward to the 20 minute lines.
Even if Dulce were not to prepare for a segment she would still be so funny and informative on her own
She's not funny.
She’s not prepared and she’s not funny
@@MichaelThomas-ll1hw *Can you racist idiots **_ever_** take a day off from being evil trolls? Grow Up!!!*
Love her 💕!
Dulce is hilarious! ❤️
Get rid of those self check out lanes!😂😂
I like her she delivers the lines perfectly keep bringing her back plz!!!
Yay Dulce got her week back!!
It's Thanksgiving. They need to give her an extra week. 😊
@@TraceyJeanyeah, but she had 1 night before. It's fair
When it comes to self check out, I’m the meme of that fancy dog saying “I don’t work here!” 😂 Bye. I won’t miss it at all.
Right!? Price gouge AND expect you to do the employee's jobs? Bye!
Dulce!!!
DULCE!!
This was the hardest I’ve laughed at the daily show in a while… the whole thing was perfect!!!
People actually laugh at this???
@@gman466Yup!! Enjoyed across the world mate☺️
Finally!!! ❤ Was waiting for Dulce!!!
I am so so so happy seeing Dulcé hosting again!
DULCE SLOAN!!!! I have been WAITING for so long!! She is the greatest!! I am SO happy she is back in the seat!!!
Dude looks like Austin Powers!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dulcé for permanent host!
I love self checkouts. I hate having to talk to people.
Love dulce
Love your dress Dulce. You look so pretty. And you are the best host of the show. Love you
You're right.
I'm sorry.
You're right to be mad.
Why was that HOT AF tho?💀
Because we are broken sad sacks😂Lol😂
@@wtfesme235 ok right?
Like even the tiniest bit of acknowledgement, accountability and validation, totally "does it" for me! 😂😂😂
YAAAASSSSS! I BEEN WAITING!! 🎉
2:14 he also ripped off the education ministry and the health ministry on that video hahahaha
😂evil Austin Powers im weak 😭
You're right. I'm sorry. You're right to be mad.
Keep self checkout. Hate talking to people and workers bagging my stuff wrong. They’re faster and I don’t have to deal with nonsense
I do like that about them.
Dulce is back at the desk 💜🙌🏾🔥
Yay Dulce’s back!!! ❤
So, I know these late-night shows all have a team of writers. But I’m curious how many of these jokes in this segment Dulce Sloan wrote-or who wrote them. Because this is one of the funniest late-night comedy segments I’ve seen lately.
Dulce as a host and Leslie as an angry guest host would be awesome. And then Roy Wood Jr as a surprisingly back permanent host 😅
THIS! that's the winning trifecta!
I actually like self checkout, since they're usually much shorter and I don't have a lot of items. If I did have a lot, I'd just go to the register.
Zelesky was also a TV 📺 personality 😅 i think 🤔
Ronny is hilarious. I love the Dulce/Ronny combo.
Loving Dulce. I'm realizing one of the difficulties of promoting one of the correspondents to the desk is that the correspondents all have created sort of over-the-top wacky personas, while the desk person always plays it a little more straight. So to keep that format they'd have to give up or dial back the identity they've created on the show.
Like dulce is just loud and screams the entire time
She didn't scream once.
Look at what Colbert did. He ported his character to a whole different show then dialed it way back for CBS
You are FREAKING HILARIOUS! I can’t watch you on the bus, I look completely crazy and can’t stop laughing 😂!!!! Gggguuuurrrllll 👊🏾💚👍🏾
Ronny Chieng!!!!
Glad dolce can finish her turn since she got cut short with the strike, Ronny better get his week next
About MFing Time!!. Dulce We Love You Honey!!.
imagine celebrating 81st birthday of a president who cant walk, but despising an economist
So happy Dulce gets her full week now. Hysterical as always.
They better had given you a full week! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😆
It is News Team takeover week.
@@SusanOnTVShows Oh WOW! That’s messed up! 2 people got 2 weeks and all she gets is 2 days??? WOW
Man, Dulce's outfit and makeup is just SO WELL DONE! Looking like a res carpet star!
Dulce’ is sooooooooooooo funny! I was laughing so hard I nearly peed on my bed.😂😂😂
Love seeing Dulcé again! And, this outfit and those colours are FIRE on her! Go Dulcé!
4:41 I hope they don't remove self checkout everywhere, I think they just need to improve the tech more. It makes some stores tolerable since they often had long lines and unenforced item limits. One of the reasons I prefer to shop at Sam's Club is because they have self checkout from your phone so I can skip the long lines
Stores that only have self checkout are stores I don't go to
@@LindaC616 I agree. Stores should always have registers for the customers who prefer registers.
Dulce is a real one! ❤
Hilarious AI girlfriend bit!😂😂😂
6:05 HA! This got me. XD 😂😂
She's the one, Comedy Central, she's the one
Dulcé!
This was one of the best episodes!!
You’re right.
I am sorry.
And, you’re right to be mad. 😂😂😂😂
Dulce and Leslie Jones are two of the best hosts. I love it when they take over the Daily Show.
Dulce! 😊
Ronny is the perfect person to talk about AI companions, he knows exactly what happens when they go bad.😂
Amazing! Bravo Ronny Chieng! The entire show was brilliant but his skit was the best!
Maybe the funniest Dulce ever. Thank you!
We voted for Milei here in Argentina 🇦🇷 40% of us live under the poverty line and our money is worthless, i don't care how he is, all we want is our economy and wellbeing back
You’re perfect for the JOB Dulce! Love you!
Love Dulce!!!! And happy to see 3 women hosting
I kinda love self checkout, i don't like crowds so i go when it tends to be less busy, pick an empty counter and i never have to take my headphones off.
I love it too. Don’t have to talk to any one. I know which bag has which items.
I just cringe whenever I use a lane with a cashier. They’ll scan my stuff- bag of chips, veggies, gallon of milk, quart of lemonade , etc. meanwhile my bag of chips is still in the front- getting smushed everything something pushed through on the rollers because the cashier hasn’t started bagging yet.
You must have magic skills- how did you ever check out without a problem that requires a clerk to come over and help?!?!
@@MimiYuYu putting your heavier groceries to be scanned first and the more delicate items last will easily solve that problem.
@@user-lu9il2qv5sthat’s true. But when you have a cart full of stuff- the lighter things tend to be on top by the time you get to the check out line. So the lighter things tend to be the first things that you load onto the belt
If you add the one day that Dulcé Sloan hosted right before the writers' strike to this week of Thanksgiving, then it's a full week that she hosted.
Dulce is incredible and looks absolutely amazing.
Yas!!!! Dulce too!!!! I’ll savor this week!!
i love her? 😂😂 she cracks me up … i do disagree with 1 thing … i prefer self checkout, im much faster lol 😆 everything else she is on point 😂😂
Self check out is a job destroyer for trained humans with a smile…😂🤣❤️
@@elliechristie2498exactly
I hate self checkouts… you are lucky if you like them.