Congress Turns Into a Fight Club, Biden Meets with Xi, Santos Crime Spree Revealed | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
- Trump vows to "root out the vermin within the country," Senator Markwayne Mullin tries to throw down in a Senate hearing, and George Santos announces he won't seek reelection after an ethics report reveals his lavish spending using campaign funds. Here’s the news from the week of November 13. #DailyShow #comedy
00:00 - Trump vows to get revenge on his critics, whom he calls "vermin"
03:15 - The Supreme Court adopt a formal code of conduct
05:59 - A brawl nearly breaks out in the Senate
08:20 - San Francisco tries to give itself a makeover ahead of President Xi and President Biden's meeting
11:50 - George Santos's lavish spending with campaign funds revealed in a new ethics report
14:27 - Biden & Xi's meeting produces mixed results
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I adore Leslie Jones. She is the country’s anger translator.
She must be Luther’s (Obama’s anger translator) wife! She & Keegan could go on tour!😆🤣
Whoever styled my girl all week deserves an Emmy award.
Trump is granted special rights that no other American citizen has. How this traitor is still walking around a free man is beyond me.
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It's the legacy of two tiers of "justice". They always treat rich a-holes differently than you and me.
I just heard this morning some news pundit saying that Trump has elevated status and MORE rights because he's a former president 🙄
That's not even close to how it works!
Constitutional law applies to every citizen equally.
He's not "more equal" than anyone else!
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Roy could do it alone with them as his guests
@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384Well if Roy isn't coming back I hope he at least does a few guest spots in the future
I need Leslie to be the permanent host. I would accept Hasan. But Leslie is the only one who yells "homeless people don't have a hamper" and that's the energy this moment needs
She YELLS at top volume. Viewership would plummet into
Cancellation mode. With all these guest hosts, none of them brought in a second cohost on the final day, like Jordan Klepper, on her last day. She was pretty annoying to listen to her SHOUTING in every segment and her unprofessional interview style.
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 her style fit the news of the week very well
@@batgurrlagreed I like Leslie's sense of humor but the Jewish girl Sarah Silverman is a better choice for host of The Daily Show in my opinion
@@J.M.-nb4gw calling her the Jewish Girl is subtle Antisemitism and you don’t even realize it. What’s Jewish about her, other than her name, which you couldn’t even remember
I love Leslie Jones. I enjoy her so much. I could not take her on The Daily Show every single day. Wanda, please.
Leslie Jones was born for this job. She and Sarah Silverman deserve their own shows full-time.
F Sarah Silverman for her pro Iarael genocidal take!
Agreed!
S silverwoman is a racist too!!
Leslie, yes. No, not Sarah Zionist Silverman, no.
Yes Leslie but NO to Sarah
Their ethics “rules” don’t call for them to avoid impropriety, just to avoid the _appearance_ of it.
The SCOTUS isn't fit for purpose. A 'Code of Conduct' that has no penalties, no way of checking and zero consequences for breaking it.
The genie in the box is the nasty Trump wine next to the horrible steaks.
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Leslie had me dying of laughter every night. More of her please. She's great 😂
Yes❣️🙌🏻🥰 Agree!!!!
you love her so much your named your account after her lol
Sure
❤ for real she needs her own show 😅
Leslie is a GEM. I just love passionate folks who are so funny. Intelligence should be measured by whether the person can laugh, and at what they laugh.
I like Leslie as the host. She’s got the energy we need during these times! Also, I still adore Bernie and wish he would have been our president.
Bernie has become weak!
I agree I feel like all hosts have been great (probably the writers should get most of the credit for that) but the SNL-bred brand of high octane shameless mockery is sorely missing in daily news comedy 😂 we have enough deadpan sardonic middle-aged white dude hosts in late night!
Vermin? As a former leader of a people, you should refer to *NONE* of them as "vermin". This man deserves to have his lies undone and his ill-gains returned for his words and actions. Shame is too small a word for what this man bears.
Needless to say, they’re repeating the disgusting insult.
My favorite thing is a Supreme Court justice did not know that he had to report luxurious trips and presents…really I’ve known about this forever
I love her rants. She should be a regular in The Daily Show
A lot of empty houses are owned by hedge funds. What the government should do is eminent domain, to turn those houses into either shelters, or government housing.
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YES!
Wow she's The Bestest to Tell The Truth Flat Out Full Force
Peace through strength? How about peace through kindness, understanding, sympathy and empathy?
Thank you Leslie for saying what we are all thinking & feeling.
So true!!❤
Leslie needs to be the permanent host!!!
She is great although I think her shouting can be anxiety inducing
Leslie had me cracking up just viewing the thumbnail and the video was even better! She deserves a position on the team regardless if she makes host - though she’d be a fantastic host too!
I need more Leslie Jones in my life!! 💜💜
Great week, Leslie! I hope to see you again on this platform.
Leslie and Jordan are a match made in heaven! Glad to see humor come back to the Daily Show while still addressing serious issues.
So true...accountability!
I was down for the fight. I was trying to see something😂😂😂
I love you Leslie Jones❤...you're very HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
Thank you for expressing so well what I feel every day! I just shake my head & quietly say, "I just don't understand. I must be in an alternate universe."
I friggin LOVE Leslie Jones ❤
I want him in my cell...👏🏾🤭
Wishing I could give her More than just a thumbs up. It's truly Not Sufficient.
She makes reality so funny 😂🤣
Leslie is fantastic and should host more often. Love her delivery.
She’s so spot on!!!! 😂😂
"Don't want no scrub Genie"
Is it a wine box the Genie comes out of?
I want to hear Leslie everyday❣️ Nobody compares to her, lol. 😂🙏🏻
What about the signs they were holding "PEACE THROUGH STRENGH" What does that mean? This is ridiculous.
Isn't that from 1984?
I saw that too and was also confused. She just picked up any sign they were handing out at the clan meeting and held it up. She don't even know what it means. Lol
Can y'all make Leslie the permanent host? She brings energy and shade like no one else on tv. Give her the spotlight, she deserves it!
Agree and I hate them trying to recreate Colin and Che from SNL with dual hosts.
It's just yelling, don't care for it. Probably because I'm not American, but I would stop watching the show.
@@artvandelay5760Gotta say it's funny how many fragile people cry about her volume. Shooo!
Ah yes, so funny. Simple people, simple humor.
I Agree 💯👍🏽
Watching this show, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver and a couple other comedic sources is the only way I can mentally deal with hearing "the news".
You either laugh or cry at reality? Yet, is it reality if it's all lies and opinions? I think not.
What happened to ethics? Oh, I remember. There are none anymore! 😊😮
Bring back the fairness doctrine Ronald Reagan ended
YES!!!! Please make her a regular!!!!
Don't Genies come out of bottles too? That's where the "I Dream of Genie" Genie lived. Maybe that's the high end Genie condo choice.
The bottles the Penthouse...✌️
yeah, but not out of boxes
@@obinator9065 Yes...Boxed wine and Boxed Genies...both should be avoided 🤮🤮🤮
I love my boxed wine, but I want my genies lamped or bottled.
😂 he is the vermin!!😂🤣
It's a Jack in the box 😂
NO. A Jack is now in the bottle, the Jack switched homes with the Genie who is now in the box. If you would just watch faux news, you would know these things.
I love Leslie Jones and her set with Jordan Klepper was gold!!
Thanks Leslie for keeping it real! We need a lot more of this humor to wake people up!
Listen. I know what it's like to want to fight a coworker😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Leslie! We need you now!❤
The Oompa Loompa Putin has watched Kazaam to many times. That is why he plays Macho Man on a Boombox at his Clan Rallys.
Hasn't Putin been missing in action ?
I really like her.
Great attitude.
Funny.
And her laugh slays me.
It's been a fun week,you made me laugh so hard every morning.
Love from Germany ❤
Still need MORE Leslie Jones In my LIFE!
Would be Best full time host! MAKE IT HAPPEN
Leslie Jones is the super hero we need. Not the super hero we deserve. 😂
Loving the leopard print.
Genie in a box? Maybe he meant Pandora's Box. Curse on humanity, demons, misery.
Give Leslie Jones the host spot, full time. She's a national treasure.
Why am I seeing a recap of Leslie’s guest hosting? Didn’t we decide as a group that Leslie and Roy and Jordan would be our hosts?
No, def others who are better. She’s funny, but not the best fit for this role.
Is the first Vermin To lock up is him...!!!😅
Can we please have Leslie Jones ALL THE TIME!? for the love of Comedy Central and The Daily Show, Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
I like the rotating hosts. Love them all, but like the variety.
I'm still smiling over last year's Wanda Sykes segment about Biden and his classified documents problem.
"At this point the FBI is just decluttering Biden's house for him." and "This list of spies does not spark joy"
Wanda Sykes is my preference for permanent host. Leslie should be engaged to do something along the lines of how they used to have Lewis Black come in.
Wanda has a nice balance of gravitas (maturity?) and laugh-out-loud humor that suits the seriousness of these times. But, again, I like most or all of them. @@tejaswoman
@@urkiddingme6254 I have to agree with the idea of having "rotating hosts". Wanda definitely brought a level of established mature comedy, that few of the other hosts could bring. But some shows also benefit from the corespondents sitting in (like Jordan, Ronnie, and others).
@@williestyle35 The reason I'm against just rotating hosts every week is that it means they're just getting into the groove of things when they're leaving, no one has enough time to fully show their best as they're finding their footing with the writers and style and topics that can make them really shine. Maybe monthly rotations could work? Or a primary host that's consistent and a secondary host that comes on every so often as a duo or a Lewis Black situation where the topic fits them well.
@@WindsorMason that also sounds like an idea that could work.
Genie... lamp or bottle, but don't trust a genie in a box.😂
I love Leslie behind the desk, but I love Desi, Roy, Jordan, Sarah, Al, Ronnie, Michael, DL, Chelsea, Wanda. It may be greedy but I want them all, just keep the rotation going
Spot on Leslie !!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
LOVE Leslie!!! So much common sense and righteous rage!!! Go get 'em!!!
Yes he is the vermin takes one to know one
Leslie is Phenomenal, would LOVE her as host & she genuinely cares. If today's volume was an "8/9", if she stayed around 5ish, her voice wouldn't go as shrill as she makes key points & jokes, and it would not be lost in how it's being said vs. what's being said. Re-watching it again made me realize some were not written as sarcastically, but her delivery with the sharp-voiced volume didn't work with it. It's almost like she's an auntie who I 💜ADORE💜 but if she delivers *everything* at level 8/9, it becomes TOO much and doesn't show her broad range as well as it should.... + the profanity. Because she is SPLENDID & EXACTLY what's needed in these tense**s times!!!!!!
I am going to start staying up to see this Woman! I love it, I love it, I love it!
Smart move Daily Show!!! Just don’t change her too much!
Mullins didn’t read the entire tweet. Mullins was standing on a box during a debate. #shortmansyndrome
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Glad to see the Daily Show is funny again.
😂😂😂the Next Shiny Thing ***PANDAS***. Happy Days !!!
I am love In Leslie on The Daily Show very informative
Bravo 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💙💙💙💙!!!!!
Poor widdle Marky Markwayne got his feelings hurt by some tweets 😂😂😂
I think he mixed metaphors- the box was probably Pandora's 😉
I’m studying American dialect. My tutors so far include Leslie, Dulcé, Alex Borstein, and Robin Williams reruns (one-stop shopping). When Clarence Thomas gets community service I vote he record his native tongue, Gullah Geechee- and if he tries to eff it up he gets hours added 😁
Rules without punishment
love your biting humor. we need you.
He was named Markwayne because his mom wanted to name him after his father but didn’t know who it was 😂
Oooooh...🔥✌️
Leslie has been the best new host! And they might have hit on a recipe pairing her with Jordan! They are great together.
I got to say.. comparing the other three late night shows, I think you guys are way more funny hilarious😂
I think it should be you, Klepper, Sarah Silverman and maybe John Leguizamo..
Like a panel from SNL but this format I think it would do well😂😂
Not enough words for the love I have for Leslie.
Looks like y'all are having a great time.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i loooooooooove you leslie! Pink is most definitely your color! Your style is on point, fierce and bold
Plain and simple, I just love Leslie Jones, she just kills it
Dump is not smart enough to separate a genie and his lamp from Pandora and her box! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Leslie is awesome, and those pinks and purples really suit her.
Fantastically Funny. Leslie Jones is perfect. Her energy & delivery are spot on. Jordan Klepper is a go to for me. Great Job
Those genies do come out of boxes when you're only wish is another Big Mac.
Right on!
Preach Sista Preach
Wait…WHAT??!!?? They don’t pick up each other’s calls? World leaders who don’t answer each other’s calls. YOUR FIRED
The most correct video I’ve seen in ages you are amazing. You are a point on. He is a devil in disguise.
Oh she’s hysterical and right on point!
Leslie’s as hilarious as ever! I love her outfits too. I would watch so much more of her if she were on regularly.
And I look forward to seeing more,while holding my tears back while I'm missing....TREVER,or is it TREVOR,any way you spell it I miss that NOAH,but also love me some Leslie and her humor❣️
That's right, let her tell it!!!!! Them folks need to be fined and fired.
I didn't know Leslie was hosting this show. I must watch it now! Subscribed.
Love Ms. Jones.....Go guuurrl!
A genie in a box… SNL needs to parody “D*** in a Box” with this 😂
Ok, can Dulce and Leslie just co host together? Dulce is adorable but Leslie has FIRE.
Projection is the prerogative of all psychopaths.