"Oh by the way Hades, you're trash! He just a corpse, he can't even hear me but I know he can feel this! I know he can feel the disgust I have for him"😂😂😂
Zeus fucked up more than the rest, I don't see any other olympian god fucking around sometimes in human form and some other times in animal form giving half-god babies even to enemy forces as if hera should welcome them all in olympus.
Bro I couldn't stop laughing my ass off, this series is peak fiction for real, we need more "Kratos has had enough" or "God of War has had enough series" . . .
kratos throwing hands with marvel thor while adopting marvel loki would be a nice start to season 2. for Bauldr? i guess you can use a bauldr's gate character? it would be pretty funny if the boyfriend from lollipop chainsaw was mimir, Odin could be Zeus in an eyepatch who survived by playing possum, his dead wife can be a ruined body pillow, but that's just me brainstorming.
Then there’s Athena who didn’t know which side she was on until it was too late, given her original motivation was to overthrow Zeus in Starscream fashion.
Hermès: damn hate to be ya'll rn ain't that hercule?😂 Hercules: [muffled] I know u ain't talking Hermès u got your God Yeezy snatched Hermès: Yeah, well at least I have a face and a mouth to roast ya'll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hercules: "[muffled] well I see you ain't got no legs *lieutenant Dan*." Hermes in a wheelchair: "Ok, low blow. But what's your point?" Hercules leaning over Hermes while cracking his knuckles: [muffled] "Meaning you can't RUN..."
The sisters of fate fumbled the most they had time travel and still lost and allowed kratos to go back in time let's not forget the furies I think I spelled that right the ones from gow Ascension they failed to kill kratos too the list of f ups is long and varied so yeah.
@@FadedintoLegenddon’t forget Thanatos. Dude you are literally the primordial of death, killing people is your whole job. You basically ARE death…..HOW TF DID YOU DIE???
@@L.U.C.I.F.E.R-bro none of the gods in these games should have died according to mythology, also Hera is the goddess of marriage, why after her death all the flowers in her garden died?
In Thanatos case, they gave him the wrong person, also when he fought Kratos and his Brother, how the fuck did he kill Deimos?! All he did was just seismic toss his ass! That's it
True but he didn't piss off kratos by tricking him to kill his wife and child. Ares did that. All zues needed to do was tell Athena and Ares "kill anyone related to the marked warrior. We can't afford a chance to mess this up by getting the wrong one. So go nuts. Destroy it all."
1:15 Ironically it's a canon event that Ares overthrew Zues ending the greek myth's reign by keeping them from interfering with humanity by hoeing Zues. Also Zues should have kept his end of the deal with Kratos after the guy saved Olympus from an Op.
If you’re talking about that weird thing that was going on around on RUclips, no that isn’t an actual story from Greek mythology it was something some guy just made up. Not only is it completely out of character for ARES the guy who thrives on murder and bloodshed to suddenly turn good and try to protect humanity from the gods, but he lacks anywhere near the amount of power to fight off Zeus let alone the rest of Olympus. Not only is Ares the same guy who got locked up in a jar for eight months by a pair of giants and needed to be saved by Hermes and another Olympian I forget off the top of my head, Ares got stabbed by a mortal and ran off TO ZEUS begging him to heal him.
Funny enough, there is a myth that kinda goes like this. Typhon is a monster made by Gaia, handcrafted for one purpose: dogging the entire Greek pantheon. And dog he did. I will say that before all of Greece caught smoke, Typhon got married, started a family, and started a wholesome romcom. Anyway, he pulled a Kendrick and crashed into Olympus to crash out. After hoeing all of Olympus and relegating every god to bitch-made status, Zeus stepped up and got smacked down. It was so bad that the gods were like, "Yeah, we need to move." They got packed up and packed up, went to Egypt, and morphed into animals to hide from the smoke. Here's where it gets tricky. I don't remember exactly how the myth goes, but I know for sure the majority of the pantheon shape-shifted into their respective gods; I get confused on how Zeus was there though. You see, Zeus and his tendons had an acrimonious divorce, overseen by Typhon of course. He was made into limp spaghetti until Hermes and Aegipan swooped in and saved him. Either way, Zeus got the get back and hoed Typhon into the ground... then smacked a mountain on that ass for good measure.
welp im never topping this this is the best telling of the myth I have ever seen also Typhon: honey I gotta go snake wife (I can't remember her name all I know is she was upper human lower snake): where are you off to? Typhon:I need to run them hands with all the gods, I should be back before dinner snake wife: why? Typhon: well Mother (Gaia) told me to do that because they refused to to send her cards on the holidays. also she was SUPER specific with Zeus saying, and I quote, "rip out all of his tendons through his ass" snake wife: oh are you sure you can handle them all though? you are going to be fighting all the gods at once Typhon: we raised over a dozen kids together. this is me blowing off steam compared to that
Zeus, Hermes, and Pan didn’t. They stood up to face Typhon like warriors. But I don’t blame the others tbh. Don’t act like you wouldn’t be running when you saw Typhon coming. That thing was taller than Mount Olympus, cracked entire landmasses as it walked, and was said to have the most hideous and intimidating face in the world. I’d be fleeing if I heard he was coming for me.
Zeus maimed and burnt Typhon with thunder even when his attacks missed and their clash had the underworld tremoring and Hades shaking. The guy is a meme but also strong.
“If I EVER hear your name in a list of top 3 list of gods again, imma f$&kin’ kill somebody!!” What I find so funny about this line is how it implies Zeus is just gonna go out and kill some random person instead of the person who made the top 3 list.
If these dumb gods just sent Kratos to live with his family in Elysium and forced that lazy cow Persephone to do her job the Gods would still be chillin in Olympus. The strongest prisons are the ones you never want to leave.
Im looking at poseidon and wondering why he was hauncing over, but as soon zeus said he couldn't see him, it hit me kratos fingered the mans eyes out then snapped his neck.
Literally the most sain of the gods,unlike the other he already knows and accept he’s gonna die,not even hyping himself up or anything just accepting it This is literally from the hoodjutsu Kaisen skit and I just realized that
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"Oh by the way Hades, you're trash! He just a corpse, he can't even hear me but I know he can feel this! I know he can feel the disgust I have for him"😂😂😂
Found this just as it was said perfect mate
1:15 zeus be acting like a hood mom scolding her child😂
Hiii😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Hiii😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@@Tagiafanueu greetings and salutations❤❤❤❤❤❤
Me to a group of girls at a sleepover when they summon a demon and now I'm left to handle it
Zeus fucked up more than the rest, I don't see any other olympian god fucking around sometimes in human form and some other times in animal form giving half-god babies even to enemy forces as if hera should welcome them all in olympus.
A reason Poseidon have his head down was because of that beating. he just received 😂 im suprise bro can even see
But Zeus literally said ‘he can’t even see me’ what do you mean he can see
@@Mecha-tron201when I started the vid i saw posiedon then I commented. So I kept playing the vid and just heard Zeus said he can't even see me.
Also his neck is broken too
Kratos took out his eyes to forget about that ass whooping 😂😂😂😂
THIS IS WORST THEN WHEN MUZAN SCOLDED THE UPPER MOONS
"We was chillin' before you decided to talk shit!"
*cough* and made him kill his family *cough cough*
Touching
@@BanishedSilentShadow3318
Don't forget he also kidnapped his family
On god
It could also be about Zeus when he let Kratos let go of Pandora
Bro I couldn't stop laughing my ass off, this series is peak fiction for real, we need more "Kratos has had enough" or "God of War has had enough series" . . .
The collab between the two is legendary 😂
He gotta wait for the real person that does the skits to come with my material
kratos throwing hands with marvel thor while adopting marvel loki would be a nice start to season 2. for Bauldr? i guess you can use a bauldr's gate character? it would be pretty funny if the boyfriend from lollipop chainsaw was mimir, Odin could be Zeus in an eyepatch who survived by playing possum, his dead wife can be a ruined body pillow, but that's just me brainstorming.
So true
“ARES IF EVER HEAR YOUR NAME IN THE LIST OF TOP THREE GODS IMA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY “ bro said that mess with hate
On me😂😂😂
waste of god juice was it
Ares was the one that caused this😂 Zeus fathered Kratos but Ares was the one who started to f**k him over
Then there’s Athena who didn’t know which side she was on until it was too late, given her original motivation was to overthrow Zeus in Starscream fashion.
Zeus speaking facts
Yea and he's knows he will get hoed by kratos
Hermès: damn hate to be ya'll rn ain't that hercule?😂
Hercules: [muffled] I know u ain't talking Hermès u got your God Yeezy snatched
Hermès: Yeah, well at least I have a face and a mouth to roast ya'll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hercules: "[muffled] well I see you ain't got no legs *lieutenant Dan*."
Hermes in a wheelchair: "Ok, low blow. But what's your point?"
Hercules leaning over Hermes while cracking his knuckles: [muffled] "Meaning you can't RUN..."
Underrated comment and comeback. Bravo, Bravo.
@@TOYMAK3R
Zeus: We need to MOVE!
I heard Rome is nice this time of year.
This is Gold
We have a canon reason now as to why the greek gods are the same as the roman ones, just with name changed XD
“That’s him yelling outside” had me DONE 😂
"You absolute waste of GOD JUICE"
im weak😂😂😂
Bring out the Asgard Nords Cheeks out ZEUS!!!!!!
Thanatos and the sisters of fate not catching a stray is crazy
The sisters of fate fumbled the most they had time travel and still lost and allowed kratos to go back in time let's not forget the furies I think I spelled that right the ones from gow Ascension they failed to kill kratos too the list of f ups is long and varied so yeah.
@@FadedintoLegend yeah the fates messed up the most but the fury’s are a whole nother level
@@FadedintoLegenddon’t forget Thanatos. Dude you are literally the primordial of death, killing people is your whole job. You basically ARE death…..HOW TF DID YOU DIE???
@@L.U.C.I.F.E.R-bro none of the gods in these games should have died according to mythology, also Hera is the goddess of marriage, why after her death all the flowers in her garden died?
In Thanatos case, they gave him the wrong person, also when he fought Kratos and his Brother, how the fuck did he kill Deimos?! All he did was just seismic toss his ass! That's it
Zeus: Hera, Hera look at me when I cheat on you!!
Like that RDC skit with Doc Rivers. Helios' head killed me! 😂
True
Thought i was trippin they jacked the swag😂
@@charlesredd9619 More like a loving homage
Nah, Helios being just a head is wild 💀💀💀
The series should now be called: Zeus Has Had Enough
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1:15 Zeus, man. ROFL and then at 1:20, the way he looked at Ares straight face completely silent, bro. I fucking lost it, bro.🤣
" We killed him twice, and it meant nothing to him! "
" We killed him THREE TIMES! We had a three one lead! " xD
poseidon boutta switch sides at this point
3-1 leads aren't safe anymore, Zeus!!! 😂
Zeus: *_I'D FADE ME TOO CAUSE HOW DA FUCK DO YOU FUMBLE THAT!!!_*
@@emangillespie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:16 Zeus Got no chill 😂
Zeus talkin like he ain’t orchestrate the whole thing is wild to me
True but he didn't piss off kratos by tricking him to kill his wife and child. Ares did that. All zues needed to do was tell Athena and Ares "kill anyone related to the marked warrior. We can't afford a chance to mess this up by getting the wrong one. So go nuts. Destroy it all."
This is Zeus most epic rant 😂
The amount of Hatred he had for Ares you can just feel it in his voice
These Greek Gods are about the same tier as the Atlanta Falcons. A lead like that, and they can't finish the job smh 😂
Trevohnn the Titan is GOATED for these skits. He needs more recognition for these!
Bro lost his cool
I like how for Helios it’s just his head
Zeus letting them know immediately that everybody is trash especially Aries
Zeus: "Welp greece is fucked, time for a little thing I like to call ROME BABYEE"
Every time I hear your voice, all I can hear is “ARRRIESSSSSSS”
Zeus talking
I love that Helios is juat a head and Hades is laying there motionless on the grownd
1:15 Ironically it's a canon event that Ares overthrew Zues ending the greek myth's reign by keeping them from interfering with humanity by hoeing Zues.
Also Zues should have kept his end of the deal with Kratos after the guy saved Olympus from an Op.
yep, and by all accounts, if he wasn't infected by the darkness from opening Pandora's Box, he would have.
If you’re talking about that weird thing that was going on around on RUclips, no that isn’t an actual story from Greek mythology it was something some guy just made up. Not only is it completely out of character for ARES the guy who thrives on murder and bloodshed to suddenly turn good and try to protect humanity from the gods, but he lacks anywhere near the amount of power to fight off Zeus let alone the rest of Olympus. Not only is Ares the same guy who got locked up in a jar for eight months by a pair of giants and needed to be saved by Hermes and another Olympian I forget off the top of my head, Ares got stabbed by a mortal and ran off TO ZEUS begging him to heal him.
1:17 he got so mad he starting lagging.
The way he popped up on Ares was diabolical😂😂
A classic father lecture of his children 😂😂😂😂😂
Zeus: SHUT YOUR *Georgette's tail* UP! WE WAS CHILLIN! UNTIL YOU DECIDED TO START TALKIN *Hexxus* !!!
[Guidelines forced me to change my wording.] 😂
Bro hit em with that RDC Doc Rivers😂😂😂😂. I love it so much. This is so perfect
1:29 Kratos only needs to win once😂
Funny enough, there is a myth that kinda goes like this.
Typhon is a monster made by Gaia, handcrafted for one purpose: dogging the entire Greek pantheon.
And dog he did.
I will say that before all of Greece caught smoke, Typhon got married, started a family, and started a wholesome romcom.
Anyway, he pulled a Kendrick and crashed into Olympus to crash out.
After hoeing all of Olympus and relegating every god to bitch-made status, Zeus stepped up and got smacked down. It was so bad that the gods were like, "Yeah, we need to move." They got packed up and packed up, went to Egypt, and morphed into animals to hide from the smoke. Here's where it gets tricky.
I don't remember exactly how the myth goes, but I know for sure the majority of the pantheon shape-shifted into their respective gods; I get confused on how Zeus was there though. You see, Zeus and his tendons had an acrimonious divorce, overseen by Typhon of course. He was made into limp spaghetti until Hermes and Aegipan swooped in and saved him.
Either way, Zeus got the get back and hoed Typhon into the ground... then smacked a mountain on that ass for good measure.
welp im never topping this
this is the best telling of the myth I have ever seen also
Typhon: honey I gotta go
snake wife (I can't remember her name all I know is she was upper human lower snake): where are you off to?
Typhon:I need to run them hands with all the gods, I should be back before dinner
snake wife: why?
Typhon: well Mother (Gaia) told me to do that because they refused to to send her cards on the holidays.
also she was SUPER specific with Zeus saying, and I quote, "rip out all of his tendons through his ass"
snake wife: oh are you sure you can handle them all though? you are going to be fighting all the gods at once
Typhon: we raised over a dozen kids together. this is me blowing off steam compared to that
The name of Typhon's "snake wife" is Echidna, from whom the animal namesake of Knuckles is based on.
0:59 😂sun god got roasted🤣
Zeus: go ahead kill me that's it I'm done!
Kratos: oh you Serious?, uh I was really expecting more of begging or fighting
I’ll never get over the hercules movie Zeus screaming at Ares face. I’ll be thinking about it every night when I’m lying in bed at night.
“hades I know you’re a corpse, I know you can feel that”
1:17 Ares sounding like white people in horror movies just touching random things
Fr🤣🤣😂😭💀
Rdcworld1 my boys
Kratos is back for that Round Three. ZZZUUUUSSSSEEEE.
"if I ever hear your name in the top 3 list of gods again I'm gonna kill somebody" that killed me bruh!
The fucking RDC Reference is funny as hell
Fun fact: The Gods actually moved to Egypt because of the smoke Typhon was bringing
Zeus, Hermes, and Pan didn’t. They stood up to face Typhon like warriors.
But I don’t blame the others tbh. Don’t act like you wouldn’t be running when you saw Typhon coming. That thing was taller than Mount Olympus, cracked entire landmasses as it walked, and was said to have the most hideous and intimidating face in the world. I’d be fleeing if I heard he was coming for me.
Zeus maimed and burnt Typhon with thunder even when his attacks missed and their clash had the underworld tremoring and Hades shaking.
The guy is a meme but also strong.
I love how zeus called out ares for his BS Because that's how it actually was aries do something And now the gods gotta die
Rdc reference
True
@@zexalbarian9819 Heck yeah
“If I EVER hear your name in a list of top 3 list of gods again, imma f$&kin’ kill somebody!!”
What I find so funny about this line is how it implies Zeus is just gonna go out and kill some random person instead of the person who made the top 3 list.
1:15 I’m crying 😂😂😂😂
Zeus really roasting and disrespect to the gods so bad🤣🤣
Loved that he brought both Hades's in.
ZEUS! IVE COME FOR ROUND 3!!
Helios’s head just sitting there 💀
1:15 this part had my dying this is black vibes for real 😂
0:55 Zeus: You Wasn't Doing S--t Helios!
Helios: 🗿
Never ceases to be funny
I love the fact that the Disney Zeus model for this 😂😂😂
Helios little head hops is everything
Bruh, this is F-ing HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If these dumb gods just sent Kratos to live with his family in Elysium and forced that lazy cow Persephone to do her job the Gods would still be chillin in Olympus. The strongest prisons are the ones you never want to leave.
"I'm Cooked" 😂😂😂
I know for a fact Zeus would talk like this.😅😂🤣🤣
He got this speech from RDCworld1 "how LeBron be after the playoffs" videos 😂
We had a 3-1 lead I’d fade me too cause how tf you fumbled that 🤣🤣🤣
Im looking at poseidon and wondering why he was hauncing over, but as soon zeus said he couldn't see him, it hit me kratos fingered the mans eyes out then snapped his neck.
Bless you for this
Literally the most sain of the gods,unlike the other he already knows and accept he’s gonna die,not even hyping himself up or anything just accepting it
This is literally from the hoodjutsu Kaisen skit and I just realized that
This was hilarious funny it like a football coach giving hard talk to his team that they are useless.
Absolutely funny. 🤣😅😂
It's the continuation I've been waiting for!
Zeus was telling facts about himself and his allies lol he didn't care no more and was sick of it but was on Ares
Technically Ares thought it would be funny to make Kratos a perfect warrior.
Godly prank gone wrong.
man props to the VA who is he bro😭
🤣🤣🤣 lol holy shit dude, these videos make me want to play the whole G.O.W over again, from the beginning!
Dude these videos make my day
Man this video is so funny 😂 and it’s a good video 👍🏻
Zues talks trash talk about the other Greek Gods but knowing Zues wasn’t Fighting
I need that. My cheeks hurt.😂
How the tables have turned
lmao this was def one of the funniest ones
no cap i liking ur vids bro
Zeus snapping at Ares had EXTRA vitriol. XD
3v1 Worst fumble in gaming history 😂😂😂😂
I'm dying laughing over the part where he said. You're just a waste of God juice.😂😂😂
THE HELIOS PART IS WILDING
*When your gang starts sh*t without your permission, and you know now you're gonna be folded with them...
It's official zeus is a Coward He does not want the smoke. He had taste of the smoke and then now he does not want to feel the smoke again
Well, he did have the embodiment of Fear residing within him, so him waiting until he literally had no choice but to fight Kratos makes sense.
Bro Helios just being a head on the ground just looking up at Zues is absolutely hilarious 😂
Trevohnn the goat!!!
We all must go to the frontline 🤪-Montrel
Man this s*** getting better and better😂😂😂
i been waiting to long for this
Really this is hilarious!?. 🤣
🥷 said we had a 3-1 lead and we fumble the lead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely subscribing your channel xD
At this point this is just 2mins and 17secs on Zeus cussing out all the gods💀💀💀
At least he knew when to call it quits