The scariest one I've ever encountered in the world while free roaming was Florida Man... you have no idea how afraid I was when it said "Florida Man is near". And I was on his turf, I found him in the Miasma in Savathûn's throne world...
Yesterday, I saw some dude called "Zavala's Juicy Blue Thighs". The most bullsh*t part of that encounter was that he left before the PsiOps evens started, which was very uncharacteristic of him because Zavala always finishes what he starts.
@@markmccain1124 Lmao, I once fought against someone called “Stuck in that Savathussy.” They were a multi-coloured Titan abomination who would NOT STOP doing the cat ears dance after every single kill, and obviously they were at the top of the leaderboard for the whole game.
The one I will never forget was back in shadow keep...he was a hunter. We were in the song of savathun...he killed hive like no other I've ever seen...I feel it is my obligation to spread the legend of "step bro I'm stuck" the hunter.
I've seen someone called "WakeMeUpWhenThisMetaEnds", and see them on a semi regular basis in activities and stuff. That Green Day reference always gets me.
I was sad I didn't get featured... my Titan with the name of "HAND ME THOSE CRAYONS" but on another note, two of the best other names I've ever seen are; "Scrota, Sack of Oryx" "Karen, speaker of managers"
I'm honestly sad they switched to multi-platform and locked names because of it. The shadowkeep days of being able to change your name every 5 seconds were a glorious time.
I remembered seeing names as like "Certified Vex ofender" and "Cayde-6's left nut" when it was season of the splicer, dammit Bungie, please make names eaiser to change around in the future
Came across a fella in trials the other day called Toi'let, throne of oryx What makes it even funnier is his teammates left halfway through, leaving the toi'let to stand alone
When I saw that Bungie gave out a name change, I took the opportunity to change my name from "T-Bag Mcgee" to "Sorry I'm Doing A Bounty" to reflect my competence in PvP. Honestly not sure which name is better at this point.
So, I have a story about my Bungie name. Grinded the new raid to get new cloak. Spent forever grinding transmog materials. The result? My Hunter looks like Megamind. My Bungie name? Megamind, The Hunter. Totally worth it.
I once matched a guy in trials named “stanky undies” and then the next day matched a guy named “dirty undies.” I was disappointed to find out they didn’t know each other
I legit saw someone named "Where's the money, Lebowski?" in Crucible I got no kills that match cuz someone on my team was named "The Dude" I couldnt stop laughing
@@jaym89z77 damn, there was another really long one based on crota that I just could not stop laughing at for like 15 minutes, ll. sadly I think I lost the image, but whatever that one was, it was the best I ever saw.
While I was doing the Blind Well the other day, I encountered a Hunter known as Mara Sov’s footrest. He was AFK, so I revived him as a decoy for the Hive. I guessed he was used to that.
I changed my bungie name to The Last Pringle (Adept). Once I hit confirm I immediately wanted to change the adept to timelost but I can't take it back. Oh well but at least I have a funny name
I usually tend to sit in the tower or patrol zones spawns to see what people usernames are and one of the best ones ive seen so far is 'Girthun, Schmeat Of Oryx'. If anyone sees 'A mistake' please say Hi, as that is me!
I changed my name to Timelost in the Sauce and everyone always notices it whenever I join an LFG for a raid. Probably one of my worst ideas ever but best at the same time.
i watched this in the preview function before clicking on it. when i clicked on it i was thinking "ill just skip to where i was" but then... "Eye's Up" starts playing and i re watch everything just for that alone
Part 5 is officially out now!!
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I changed mine to "A high-value target" just to mess with people in patrols.
> A high-value target died
> *A HIGH-VALUE TARGET T-POSES*
You're a monster!
You bastard......
I fucking love it xD
Ayyyeee, same
Lol
Imagine seeing a random Lightbearer t-posing
I think the worst one I've ever encountered in the wild is "Owotheon, Times Cumflux"
"Owotheon,times pogchamp"
About a week ago I came across a person at Ada-1 called KSIHASABIGFOREHEAD
My last vanguard playlist team had someone named savathuns pleasure toy...
@@warlockholmes what the- I saw someone named "mara sov only fans" . . .
That was weird.
Mine is Ada-1’s USB port
I saw one guy named cripsis wheelchair bound I was laughing the whole day
Ayo that's me wyd
I changed my name to Rasputin: The AI Warmind and I love in iron banner when it says “rasputin: the AI Warmind stands with the iron lords” so funny
Every lore enjoyer right now: hmmmmm
This one trick Bungie doesn't want you to know will make Byf hate you
Too soon
Hmm
only ogs
The scariest one I've ever encountered in the world while free roaming was Florida Man... you have no idea how afraid I was when it said "Florida Man is near". And I was on his turf, I found him in the Miasma in Savathûn's throne world...
I bet he was a titan class
@@kooper7624 probably had half second melee recharge speed, and only used shotguns and MGs
Ive been rocking the name FAKE_TAXI for a couple years now it gets plenty of laughs
My favorite name I’ve seen is definitely “Karen of a 1000 voices”
Voices and tells share the same meaning in that sentence
Voices and tells share the same meaning in that sentence.
Whoops.
*Yells
Really man... All the gems in this clip and your favorite is an overused meme from 4 years ago?
Someone should get a clip from when you could hear the screech glitch from 1k and replace the audio with karens having meltdowjs
@@cautiouslycynical9786 yes
Yesterday, I saw some dude called "Zavala's Juicy Blue Thighs". The most bullsh*t part of that encounter was that he left before the PsiOps evens started, which was very uncharacteristic of him because Zavala always finishes what he starts.
Thats strange I once ran a strike with "Mara sov's juicy thighs" 🤔
I saw "Zavalas hair line" the other day
@@Keevstar that's kind of terrifying
It would be funny if my Destiny 2 steam name was Shaxx's Juicy Thighs lol
Maybe they're at the same fireteam with a guardian I once saw was called "Ikora's Sweaty Armpits"
I once encountered "Felwinter's OnlyFans," and I'm still in shock at the implications.
Like making the Ghost in the helmet a pay-per-view type of thing?
IVE SEEN THAT GUY
I have a collection of screen shots of the only fans usernames and it's great. My most recent one is Zavala's only fans.
And I renamed myself Felwinter's Daddy Issues, because...lore?
I didn’t know name changes were permanent so now I’m stuck as “B0neless, Perfected”
Edit: After watching the video, I realized, it could be worse.
Im happily stuck with "Up in Hulk Hogan's Colon"
@@markmccain1124 Lmao, I once fought against someone called “Stuck in that Savathussy.” They were a multi-coloured Titan abomination who would NOT STOP doing the cat ears dance after every single kill, and obviously they were at the top of the leaderboard for the whole game.
"Taniks Cheeks" sadge
Mine is just TheHydraGoose and it makes me feel left out of the wired names group
Speak for yourself, I'm now eternally "Catgirl Enjoyer".
I'm angry because I have since transitioned to simply, "Catgirl."
Best name I came across was during a round of Reckoning with two of my friends. The random’s name was “M. Night Omolon”.
Ah yes the owner of Omolon
You were playing with the CEO of Omolon.
Renamed myself to Valus T’wab and then convinced my brother to rename his to a Bhulk the bodybuilder
That is amazing
Rhulk Rhogan
Should of went with "Bhulk, disciple of the Fitness"
@@mikzpwnz_3199 can I steal that 😭
The one I will never forget was back in shadow keep...he was a hunter. We were in the song of savathun...he killed hive like no other I've ever seen...I feel it is my obligation to spread the legend of "step bro I'm stuck" the hunter.
I met Taxis on tower before, he is always next to the post master. BTW, if you see "Savathûn took my kids", please say hi, that would be me
I’ll keep an eye out 😂
Nice to meet u I'm taxis
My friends told me my name was first I was dying lol
@@zggunner333 nice to meet you too
@@zggunner333 lmao no way I'm taxis too
I've seen someone called "WakeMeUpWhenThisMetaEnds", and see them on a semi regular basis in activities and stuff. That Green Day reference always gets me.
This is what brings the community together, the music symbolizes how far we have come together as Guardians!
Hell no, the community is toxic bruh😂
I was sad I didn't get featured... my Titan with the name of "HAND ME THOSE CRAYONS"
but on another note, two of the best other names I've ever seen are;
"Scrota, Sack of Oryx"
"Karen, speaker of managers"
Ahh scrota a legend
Bro my titan is forever blessed with the name Tungsten Crayon
My friend got to meet Scrota as well.
I got my ass handed to me by Scrota in crucible!
i dont get the crayon jokes, can someone tell me?
2:19 He's about to eat your ghost the madman
You absolute madman
He don't eat ghosts he only eats crayons
i've seen 3 week old grape capri sun in game, i was fucking amazed at the name and i have a screen shot
I remember seeing someone named "Femboybreaker" in the tower, that day I was broken... just from laughter definitely nothing else.
Your pfp says otherwise
Lmao I've seen that name before in the EDZ. Wonder if it was the same person
kinda sus
I love the names people come up with, It's frickin beautiful!
*Meanwhile, I'm stuck as "Cabal Kebab"*
That is a glorious name my friend
There are few things the Destiny community do you can be genuinely proud of, the names running around is one of them
Would you guys like these videos as a monthly thing, rather than yearly?
Monthly if possible lol
Definitely, if you can get enough names
Ill sub just for this content. 🤩
Yearly. No need for a ton of saturation
YESSSSS
I picked Totally Not Savathun a while ago and every now and then people start chasing and shooting at me in the throne world. It's great.
I'm honestly sad they switched to multi-platform and locked names because of it. The shadowkeep days of being able to change your name every 5 seconds were a glorious time.
I changed my name to "ZavalasCreamySurprise" I'm damn proud of it too, and I'm looking forward to the next video because these are great
so u had 1 name change available and u chose that? aight man im glad you find it funny at least
I’ve seen your name before. Forgot which activity it was but my buddy and I couldn’t stop laughing when we saw it 😂
mine was "Shaw Han's Husband" 😏😳
@@erylcaballero9849 that's absolutely fantastic. I love that.
I remembered seeing names as like "Certified Vex ofender" and "Cayde-6's left nut" when it was season of the splicer, dammit Bungie, please make names eaiser to change around in the future
Cayde-6 balls 😳😳😳
1:47 " ITS OVER LAWLESS, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ! "
“YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!”
@@houstong1232 DONT DO IT ANAKIN
@@coracusa2771 AHHHHHH
@@houstong1232 NOOOOO, ANAKIN
@@coracusa2771 I HATE YOUUUU
Came across a fella in trials the other day called Toi'let, throne of oryx
What makes it even funnier is his teammates left halfway through, leaving the toi'let to stand alone
You haven't truly experienced joy until you have an entire raid team calling you "deez"...trust me
Saw "$2.99 Mildly used McRib" in a strike once
My favorite Steam name I ever saw was this dude named "the other 98% of milk"
I always appreciate when Jez points out names like these.
"Literally 8 years old," "Herpes-free since '03," and "Ikora's BBC" to name a few.
My friend and I used to run as “Xol of 1k Voices” and “Riven, Will of the Thousands”
Destiny players be like: Oh so you're a god who killed billions? I don't give a fuck I'm a weaponized bread, you're fucked.
I was in a Trials match with a guy called Several Orphans on the other team.
Kill feed was like:
Team_Member 🗡️ Several Orphans
“Someone should probably do something about *Savathunes Bathwater* “ 😂😂😂
My recent favorite in the wild is "Potato - Misser of all shots"
I felt a bond there.
My favortie was getting absolutely demolished in Crucible by "caught ya lacking"
I'm still proud of being called "Eriana's Feet Pics"
i have seen you!
and eris morns fart jar
@tyquell bqailey I just saw both and Taxis Kell of the IRS
She's dead
@@arcstaff ballin and cant get up
That's hilarious
This time is not just steam is all platforms getting into the fun of names
Indeed, it just works with the previous titles I made tho 😂
@@Axelphim yee
I saw someone with the name "Varik's lost arm" with the following text "is near" as they entered an area
When I saw that Bungie gave out a name change, I took the opportunity to change my name from "T-Bag Mcgee" to "Sorry I'm Doing A Bounty" to reflect my competence in PvP. Honestly not sure which name is better at this point.
Don't feel bad mate. I only ever do PvP for bounties/catalyst hunting. Dear God help me once I get my hands on the ones that need PvP kills 😫
“My spire is forming” is one of the funniest I’ve found
So, I have a story about my Bungie name.
Grinded the new raid to get new cloak. Spent forever grinding transmog materials. The result? My Hunter looks like Megamind. My Bungie name? Megamind, The Hunter. Totally worth it.
This is honestly the most underrated series of videos in this platform.
Hahaha, glad you enjoyed them!
All these well thought out names and “what” makes me smile the most
I remember seeing Taxis in a few matches lmao, even saw him at the tower
met this one guy in a gambit match on the other team while I was trying to get a pinnacle. He was a pretty good invader named Cabals deep in Eris Morn
I swear I have seen that guy before
I once encountered a hunter with the name of “emperor calus’s bussy”
I've waited a long time to see my name in one of these. Season of Your Mom is staying as my name forever. Thank you
Gamer manual
1. Create a edgy name
2. Create a edgy clain name
3. Teabag everyone even if they outplay you 99% of the time
4. Have a lower case ‘i’ in front of your edgy name, to make sure everyone knows you’re maidenless
@@ironladyerimuth no maiden???
The names where so good and I managed to hold it together untill I saw “my name is not byf” bro I’m crying 💀
I once matched a guy in trials named “stanky undies” and then the next day matched a guy named “dirty undies.” I was disappointed to find out they didn’t know each other
I saw one guy on Control named "Civics, House of Honda"
I legit saw someone named "Where's the money, Lebowski?" in Crucible
I got no kills that match cuz someone on my team was named "The Dude"
I couldnt stop laughing
I’ve seen Taxis, Kell of the IRS in the crucible before and was dying when in saw the name
3:50 akis's wipe music fits this so well.
Also destiny player names are a different breed of gamers I never see anywhere else
"scrota, sack of oryx' and "oryxs voluptuous thighs" will always reign supreme
I tried changing my name to scrota sack of oryx and it said it was invalid
@@jaym89z77 damn, there was another really long one based on crota that I just could not stop laughing at for like 15 minutes, ll. sadly I think I lost the image, but whatever that one was, it was the best I ever saw.
I met a 2 guys in a crucible match. 1st guy on my team was named noose, the 2nd on the opposing team was named panties.
The “i miss her..” guy kinda tore me up inside.
It’s gonna be okay bro.
A personal favorite of mine that I saw once was "Custodeon, Time's Janitor".
While I was doing the Blind Well the other day, I encountered a Hunter known as Mara Sov’s footrest. He was AFK, so I revived him as a decoy for the Hive. I guessed he was used to that.
I saw a guy named "napalm sticks to kids"
I saw one called "Bill Cosby the drink spiker" the other day and I was dead.
Greatest moment grinding after witch queen campaign, ran into a guy named Average Warlock Enjoyer… as a hunter lmao
theres no way..
i found the other videos just yesterday and today this shows up
insane timing
I saw someone with Mara Sov's Thigh Gap the first day Cross Play went live and I'll never forget them
I changed mine to "Mara Sov's Leggings" and I'm proud of it 🤣
0:14
That strange signal is the damn gauntlet
I ran into a titan named 2008 Ford Focus and the only kills he got were shoulder charges
Back in forsaken while doing a spider bounty in EDZ
“Jesus is near”
I remember seeing a hunter named Quria’s thick processor
Caiatl’s Cabussy is one that sticks with me
I changed my bungie name to The Last Pringle (Adept). Once I hit confirm I immediately wanted to change the adept to timelost but I can't take it back. Oh well but at least I have a funny name
I changed mine to "Caiatl's Little Pogchamp" a while ago and I gotta say I've never been happier
we waited for a year for another part of the best series about destiny and the wait was worth it.
see you all next year for part 5 :)
Hopefully the next one will be coming sooner than you think 👀
I saw this wacky name once, It was ZKMushroom
I like to believe they are a Zoo Keeper that takes shrooms, must be a hellava work shift.
You know sometimes I wonder if "KermitaWarCrime" as my tag was too much, but after seeing this, I can safely say it's quite tamed.
I saw a guy called "Zavala's OnlyFans" once, i was both dying of laughter and dying from imagining blue boy's onlyfans lmfao
This video reminded me that I've been wanting to change my name for a while now. So I changed it to "Tolkien Kell of Fantasy"
The best one I saw was “Zavala’s unopened rogaine”
Me: “thanos is near” Also me: “oh snap!”
Taxis kell of the IRS had me dieing of laughter 😂😂😂
I changed my bungie name to Dr. Dang Brangus and every time i join an lfg, people have such a hard time saying it with a straight face
I have met Taxis a few times. Small world.
I usually tend to sit in the tower or patrol zones spawns to see what people usernames are and one of the best ones ive seen so far is 'Girthun, Schmeat Of Oryx'. If anyone sees 'A mistake' please say Hi, as that is me!
I defimately will. Look out for "Taniks cheeks"
@@luxter858 I most definitely wil
ive seen whoryx, the taken king during my painful momentum control games
I met someone named Ada-1’s loose USB port…
Should I change my name to "Average Gambit Enjoyer"?
Yes definitely
Only if you're a Reckoner.
I changed my name to Timelost in the Sauce and everyone always notices it whenever I join an LFG for a raid. Probably one of my worst ideas ever but best at the same time.
i watched this in the preview function before clicking on it.
when i clicked on it i was thinking "ill just skip to where i was" but then...
"Eye's Up" starts playing and i re watch everything just for that alone
these make me crack up more than any meme compilation released in the last 5 years
Met "store-bought beef" the other day in the D1 reef, best I've seen so far
This video alone gives me much more happiness than the entirety of Destiny 2.
"No balls, all shaft" is the best ive seen so far. Got a screenshot somewhere too i reckon
1:47 Finally, a worthy opponent. OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!
1:56 I love how you have the option to approach
Today I saw someone named "women love me fish fear me"
Love how you used arguably one of the most hype boss themes to highlight random usernames, excellent video
I'm pissed that these are permanent cuz now I'm stuck as burger