Bernd das Brot - Neujahrsansprache - New Year Speech (English Subtitles)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

Комментарии • 45

  • @professorwilson6419
    @professorwilson6419 5 лет назад +166

    i've always said germany is the japan of europe and i stand by that

    • @kawaiilotus
      @kawaiilotus Год назад +5

      no that's Finland
      .

    • @patrickholzer6415
      @patrickholzer6415 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@kawaiilotus Finland isn't nearly well known enough for that statement

    • @FloraDebora1414
      @FloraDebora1414 9 месяцев назад +1

      In Europe, it is. Finnish and Hungarian are by far the most difficult European languages.

    • @Quetzietse
      @Quetzietse 9 месяцев назад

      The UK is more like Japan than Germany.

    • @HotColdmann
      @HotColdmann 3 месяца назад +1

      Was true in the 40s and is true now

  • @dot5687
    @dot5687 5 лет назад +79

    I was at a vacation and the most weird episode of this was on TV over and over again for like 9 hours. Every. Darn. Night. The best 2 weeks of my and my mates life.

    • @CrazyBrook96
      @CrazyBrook96 2 года назад +9

      It is like this for round about 12 years to Fill the gap and jokewise it is damn creative every loop. Bernd is the best thing Germany created

    • @ToaGatanuva
      @ToaGatanuva 4 месяца назад

      Had the same experience with Koka Lounge in Portugal when I was 10

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn 10 месяцев назад +11

    The most depressing thing - and Bernd would agree - is that this is as accurate now as it was then.

  • @Gaming.Gamer.
    @Gaming.Gamer. 3 года назад +54

    Wäre nice wenn sowas mal wieder ausgestrahlt werden würde, vielleicht nach Dinner für Brot oder so.

  • @timonmall4254
    @timonmall4254 4 года назад +112

    If you translate the robot literlly into english, it says: "Must enslave humanity! Must ensalve humanity! Resistence is useless! Resistence ist useless!"
    I always laugh when this scene comes 😂

    • @bigpauly2703
      @bigpauly2703 4 года назад +6

      that is what he is saying in english as well as in german

    • @sirstamfordraffles6557
      @sirstamfordraffles6557 Год назад

      Resistance is futile!

    • @Athrun82
      @Athrun82 11 месяцев назад

      And the best part: the robot is called "OmniDoom2000"

    • @timonmall4254
      @timonmall4254 11 месяцев назад

      999, not 2000 ;)

    • @Athrun82
      @Athrun82 11 месяцев назад

      @@timonmall4254 Oh you are right. Not sure why I thought it was called 2000 :)

  • @davidpeacock4632
    @davidpeacock4632 Год назад +37

    I thought Bernd das Brot was funny because I don't quite understand it, and was worried I'd realise it's stupid when I learn more German. It's even funnier when I can understand it, so it's a great incentive to learn the language. Funniest thing I've seen. Thanks for the subtitles! Mein Leben ist die Hölle. Mist.

  • @elekoto3485
    @elekoto3485 Год назад +4

    I only know a pinch of German, but the time I was staying in Hameln in 2016 a different episode of Bernd Das Brot came on without subtitles. So all this stuff was coming out of left field with literally NO context

  • @jasons8499
    @jasons8499 5 лет назад +29

    Somebody needs to subtitle all of the programming involving this loaf of bread - Currently there are only a handful of clips. I wish I spoke German...

  • @evza728
    @evza728 5 лет назад +29

    he's so relatable

  • @xelldincht4251
    @xelldincht4251 2 года назад +10

    Well Bernd was right again. The new year really starts on a great note...

  • @psymcdad8151
    @psymcdad8151 5 лет назад +23

    Happy new year 2020. And now take cover.

    • @melissakenfield5012
      @melissakenfield5012 2 года назад +9

      what an understatement

    • @psymcdad8151
      @psymcdad8151 2 года назад +7

      @@melissakenfield5012 Well, if I had to see the good thing about all of this:
      I did not need to change this comment for 2 years.

  • @lappilappland3708
    @lappilappland3708 4 года назад +6

    "Dig a hole....." *Rummms* ..."..A very Deep Hole ! "

  • @debowiec3
    @debowiec3 3 года назад +8

    This "Bread" character is so funny......beats Tom & Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ing-acnl9455
    @ing-acnl9455 2 года назад +9

    Bernd das Brot has been through some shit

  • @markpaprocki8315
    @markpaprocki8315 2 месяца назад

    I love this.

  • @bigpauly2703
    @bigpauly2703 4 года назад +5

    alter bernd das brot das bin ich

  • @takasbarista8597
    @takasbarista8597 3 года назад +1

    2021

  • @Gastonepisellone
    @Gastonepisellone 6 лет назад +2

    bella piccolo metafisico

  • @normangulseren
    @normangulseren 2 месяца назад

    Ich kann sagen, dass Bernd das Brot eine gute Version von mir ist. Wir sind sowohl realistisch als auch pessimistisch. Ich bin aus der Französischen Schweiz nach Deutschland gezogen und jetzt fühle ich mich hier einfach wie Bernd. Ich habe Probleme mit Deutsch und mein Französisch geht verloren. Mein Leben ist die Hölle und es wird keine guten Tage geben.
    Mist... 😂

  • @firesurfer
    @firesurfer Год назад +3

    This is sooo german.

  • @Cheesesteak70-d1v
    @Cheesesteak70-d1v 2 месяца назад

    OK, as an American growing up with Sesame Street and the Muppets, I’m just here to say what in the actual fuck is this Scheiße !😂

    • @dansattah
      @dansattah Месяц назад

      The most iconic character in German TV history, "Bernd, das Brot", with his friends "Chili, das Schaf", and "Briegel, der Busch".