If Mountain Bikers Were Honest with Themselves.
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Look. Let's be real. Sometimes being honest with ourselves is hard. But we can't ALL be expected to know the difference between 130mm and 140mm on our bikes. So do what I do. Fake it til' you make it!
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Its funny because it's painfully true!
talking about tight hamstrings while stretching your quads - thats some triple A dentist mountain biking.
DRDs are fraught with danger and one of the most technically challenging moves in MTB. They require precision and accuracy and are highly demanding on abdominal and overall core strength.
Hahaha! It requires EXPERT precision!
You would know Rod 😝
Yeah, you got it man holding that duggy bag and trying to DRD harder than climbing.❤
I call it “Bear style”.
I’ll probably call it DRD now, thanks!
My 5 month old Specialized Carbon Stumpjumper has some small battledamge on it.
It fell down one too many times with the wood-stick when I tried to take a picture of it.
😁
If his wife ask, that full carbon out of this world bike cost a $100 bucks Plus tax.!
If I upgrade my bike enough it’ll make up for my lack of skill, right?
That's my philosophy! 😂
"I like this guy!" - Ted Lasso
Get this man a third lunch beer!
Easily one of the best. Thanks for the laughs!
PRD 😂😂😂😂. If your dropping into some scary stuff, I always take a Fear Dump first.
The P.D.D. Pre-Drop Dump.
You really called me out with the “washing my bike more than my car” one lol. I only use it to haul my bike to the trails anyways lol
Is anyone else triggered that the stick was on the drive side of the bike? …just me 🤷♂️
Haha! At least I got my logos lined up.
whoa dude! You're not pulling any punches are you? Ok, I spend way to much time and money on a bike that's way beyond my skill level. There, are you happy! I'm gonna go cry in the shower now!
0:34 I suspect it might be an Norwegian reference, Kryp= crawl, crawler, horrible person/ creep. So total of crawler(like an insect), total of horrible person. But I don't know for sure what it actually means. The first ones might be possible.
More fun facts:
Continental actually has some history in Norway, as they acquired Viking tyres, moved production to Germany, shut down the factory in Askim. I actually live in the city Viking factory was, which now are actually shopping centres.
if it's the Norwegian word it's not pronounced like any of those. Continental has a massive warehouse in my city, it moved out of the old factory and into modern ware house, they rent it. Continental still uses the trademark Viking, But Viking Footware moved to Asia, so company got split in two.
Truer words have never been spoken, except the dump stuff, do that S### at home, literally…
Haha! You make a good point.
Love your content!!! Keep up the great work!!
Ha ha..i discovered you in my bath..well..you wasn't in my bath..that would be weird
0:23 just buy an oval chain ring and problem solved.
Not really, but it helps, my knees are not in agony anymore.
... and yes, my bike is in the shop right now because I watched youtube and screwed up.
What a noob, you don't need a stick just buy the All mountain style kick stand.
On a serious not it's actually a real product, it attaches to the crank. I've not tried it.
There's a nice spot in a park near the rail way station where i take pics with the bike against a hedge.
In riding areas I take pics with bike parked against a rock, a tree and so on.
Have not washed truck since I got my bike. Lol. Funny because it’s true.
6 years old kids shreds in bike parks way better then me. I bought top expensive bike, so I cant afford food quality accesorries. Iam making fun of ebikers, but usually I chairlifting. Iam speaking about bikes so much, nobody cares and my friends thinks Iam wierd.
As someone who learned how to work on my truck by myself, a bike is like duplo. I don't understand why people go to shops for anything easier than suspension tuning. You take it apart and put it back together, not hard unless you don't have the basic tools
*Goes out to look at truck. Dirty AF. Not the bikes' fault, I have a kid
Any thoughts about BERD spokes?
Bikes cleaner than truck…☑️
I spent WAY too much money on upgrading my bike. I can't even tell the difference
I'm right there with you. Most "upgrades" I can't tell the difference either.
Speaking my language ❤️❤️❤️❤️🚵🏻
That’s gold!😂
Charlie! Thanks buddy!
No lies detected
Non-drive side pics! Hahaha, IDC, looks good anyway you put it!
Yep... Fact check -- TRUE!!! lol... I also just took my bike to the shop after fixing it!
It just dawned on me, I haven't washed my car since I got my bike in February😅
This is great!! Everything is spot on!
Man, you nailed it...again!
Thanks man!
Strava to beat friendship times? Guilty!
haha
another true bike channel,
thank you ❤
all notifications on forever,
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See you in Downieville soon❤
Yes! Can't wait!!
My bike is clean the day after a ride. My truck just got washed the first time this year. August 22
😂 why is this too true!
I've lived it ALL! 😂
nice my favorites montin bike..🇵🇭
...very funny and true..the PRD is very important you don't want to have ride interruptus...what happened to the Yeti and what are your thoughts on the new bike...
So I JUST got the Yeti back up and running. She was BEAT UP after Whistler and I used it as a prop to film a bunch of videos where I basically messed stuff up on purpose. I REALLY like the Rascal but the Yeti is still a great bike. Now that I've got it back up and running I may put it back into rotation. As of now it's just sitting comfortably in the garage.
omg finaly
Ask you doctor if Kryptotal is right for you...
2 out of every 3 doctors agree! 😂
Mostly legit lol
The truck wash 😱
One of your best!
Ouch, this hits home 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The truth hurts!😂
Hehe way too honest..
Everyone's gonna know what I'm thinking on the trails now. 😂
@@CaliradoKid 😁
Pure Gold!!
Thanks buddy!
Too true… one of your funniest so far!