Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Rip a Phone Book in Half w/ Kippy & Foley

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @LowellThePanda
    @LowellThePanda 2 года назад +176

    I just realized why I love this show so much... They are just human versions of Timon & Pumbaa.

    • @Timathos
      @Timathos 2 года назад +7

      New t-shirt idea

    • @LowellThePanda
      @LowellThePanda 2 года назад +1

      @@Timathos 💯

    • @Gixsir
      @Gixsir Год назад +2

      Ren and Stimpy

    • @T3TO93
      @T3TO93 Год назад +1

      yooo 😂😂

    • @T3TO93
      @T3TO93 Год назад +1

      @@Gixsir ​2 spirits forever reincarnating like link and zelda

  • @brentleblanc9136
    @brentleblanc9136 Год назад +21

    Foley looks like Limp Biscuits and gravy

  • @grilltcheese9940
    @grilltcheese9940 2 года назад +25

    I once bought a $20 bag of dog food with all dimes. Thereafter the pet store employees referred to me as "the dime guy"

  • @eeeeeeeemontage3313
    @eeeeeeeemontage3313 2 года назад +44

    Love how Kev is a germaphobe and spends a hour wiping his hands on his face.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 года назад +2

      Right? What’s the first thing our parents told us? Keep your hands away from your face & always wash your hands.

  • @Eblis840
    @Eblis840 2 года назад +48

    Aunt Tuddy just sold me a 1/8 of a strain called "Gumbo"
    🌬️💨💨

  • @Mickey-ky9ew
    @Mickey-ky9ew Год назад +1

    Have you ever watered your ice? My French-Canadian grandma would quick rinse the ice-cubes before pouring the soda in the glass; this technique helps minimize any loss of carbonation. When ice cubes are extremely cold soda bubbles like crazy-water takes the freeze off and starts the cooling process while preserving carbonation.

  • @atymelany1967
    @atymelany1967 2 года назад +50

    Love your podcast, Only you and Unmentionable podcast by Jordan can make me laugh this much. Added to the favourites. :D

  • @dylanhamilton1645
    @dylanhamilton1645 2 года назад +19

    Foley with "High priority treats" is hilarious.

  • @bobbywhitaker8872
    @bobbywhitaker8872 2 года назад +38

    These guys have figured this thing out. Nice.

    • @AreYouGarbage
      @AreYouGarbage  2 года назад +15

      Appreciate that! 🙏🗑🙏

    • @brianwoods9526
      @brianwoods9526 2 года назад +3

      I didn’t make it past 16 min. This pod has run its course.

    • @CJ-gd7oh
      @CJ-gd7oh 2 года назад +2

      Yea they figured out, and had Brendan shaub on…

    • @COLETRAINYOU
      @COLETRAINYOU 2 года назад +9

      @@brianwoods9526 Brian Woods crying in the woods

    • @MrJesusdoesntsave
      @MrJesusdoesntsave 2 года назад +7

      @@brianwoods9526 Unlike Foley. 🤣 Shit take though.

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +6

    You bake the phone book in a 250° oven for 20 minutes beforehand and rip city.

  • @Chillllllbruh
    @Chillllllbruh 2 года назад +6

    T Bones the MVP lately. Nice camera cuts on the boy's facial expressions. Foley's especially kill me

  • @jimbobble24
    @jimbobble24 2 года назад +3

    The Big Mans airfryer ain't blue it still has the protective film on from shipping that thing is stainless steel guaranteed lol

  • @zip1668
    @zip1668 2 года назад +11

    Just opened a bag of UTZ Crab chips. Let's go

    • @JohnSmith-nf8bi
      @JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 года назад

      Too salty

    • @JohnSmith-nf8bi
      @JohnSmith-nf8bi 2 года назад

      Saltier than salt and vinegar

    • @zip1668
      @zip1668 2 года назад +5

      That's why I keep that gallon of Turkey Hill Iced Tea on me always.

    • @Thojo-qt7iu
      @Thojo-qt7iu 2 года назад

      This guy knows

  • @marvinatkins9808
    @marvinatkins9808 2 года назад +8

    You guys are my new favorite podcast, fucking top notch

  • @Frank00oo00
    @Frank00oo00 2 года назад +4

    I can't tell you how badly I needed a new episode. Thanks for coming through!

  • @coltonwilliams1233
    @coltonwilliams1233 2 года назад

    Making my way through all the oldies. This podcast is an instant classic.

  • @reedbruv2638
    @reedbruv2638 2 года назад +13

    If you're lookin' for a best pal reach out and grab yourself a Kippy

  • @CH1CKENW1NG91
    @CH1CKENW1NG91 2 года назад +12

    I literally just tried the hand towel on the sink thing while shaving… Superior move.

    • @jasonvan7378
      @jasonvan7378 2 года назад

      Every now and then a guest or someone will assume because we talk about being garbage anything is game...we mean tuna on the airplane lightgrooming on the subway mickey's at the ball game that kinda shit. Mcmuffin having an ebt card is only shocking to hear because hes not on camera... if you've never seen the magic man watch the Christmas ep that guys running food stamp scams for sure. I'm not ripping cuz he took welfare either I'm roasting cuz he thought this was a safe place to say so without getting these jokes.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 года назад

      I have a beard. Maybe one day I'll know!

  • @toddkonrad2407
    @toddkonrad2407 2 года назад +15

    Big man’s chain game never fails to impress. Can’t wait till he gets that Mr. T gold weight on him.

  • @UKUAP
    @UKUAP 2 года назад +2

    Here in the UK roast beef sandwiches are BIG!!!! Especially with horseradish sauce. Restaurants, lunch boxes, supermarkets etc

  • @px3979
    @px3979 2 года назад +1

    Congrats on 50k plus subbies !!!!

  • @jamesanderson6882
    @jamesanderson6882 2 года назад +2

    I just bought an air fryer because of you two. Will report back.

  • @Cawpbell215
    @Cawpbell215 2 года назад +9

    Now that redacted is gone I can get back to the show.

  • @jordanschultz2232
    @jordanschultz2232 2 года назад +2

    There's a phonebook trick.. once I learned it, I couldn't stop. I made so many friends in college.. and now they're all gone.

  • @Mrkevi123
    @Mrkevi123 2 года назад

    @20:40 Toby: "Sprint is a very cellphone holster on the belt company. " 😂😂

  • @BigTeetz
    @BigTeetz 2 года назад +2

    Best podcast around!

  • @pelle8632
    @pelle8632 2 года назад

    I gota say this podcast is absolutely crushing it. The boys are going to the top.

  • @JACKSTRAW860
    @JACKSTRAW860 2 года назад +5

    Some Henry and KJ on a beautiful evening. What more could ya ask for??

  • @breakercassidy6946
    @breakercassidy6946 2 года назад

    Had to put my dog to sleep, needed a good laugh. Thanks guys. Love youse

  • @nickricci19
    @nickricci19 9 месяцев назад

    My grandma taught me every year when we stayed at this hotel up north on the water to take all toiletries with you and ever since she passed i do it just for her, dont even use em. Got a collection i can give out as stocking stuffers 😅

  • @liammanton3240
    @liammanton3240 2 года назад +1

    A big air fryer is just a convection oven guys 🤣

  • @aaron3408
    @aaron3408 2 года назад +1

    40:35 ‘Hose Water’ is a very adventurous choice of words if you’re from Eastern PA lmao

  • @Jaypac1109
    @Jaypac1109 2 года назад

    Man I've been checkin the patre and this all day waiting! Love the new merch btws. Yous guys the best!

  • @banshackopar
    @banshackopar 2 года назад

    I love this pod. Always sunny is a fav. They should have them on. I love the lingo and their dynamic . Quick wit. Will be watching regularly

  • @mattdrummond3552
    @mattdrummond3552 2 года назад +6

    Hey I got an AYG question for you guys. Have you ever known anyone who has fallen down a well before?

  • @GoogleAccount-ku4yu
    @GoogleAccount-ku4yu 2 года назад

    50k congratulations my 3 favorite bozos.........keep up the great work guys

  • @lilwillbooth9871
    @lilwillbooth9871 2 года назад

    Love you dudes and all you dude! Keep it up!

  • @lizagibbins576
    @lizagibbins576 2 года назад

    Nice cup of tea and a full bowl of The Kipster and Sir Foley xx

  • @markvygoder2270
    @markvygoder2270 2 года назад +2

    Aunt Tuddy is definitely pushing P.

  • @someguymb123
    @someguymb123 2 года назад +2

    Speaking of putting tape over mirror cameras, please trim the blue tape on your laptop Kippy.

  • @smitty1281
    @smitty1281 2 года назад

    congrats on 50k subscribers gang! first step on the way to a million😍

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 2 года назад

    You choose and nine had me rolling!

  • @TheOriginalTroll
    @TheOriginalTroll 2 года назад +5

    Breaking in 50k with just the bozossssss

  • @chrishan9122
    @chrishan9122 2 года назад +3

    You can get a big air fryer. My neighbor gave me their smaller one when they got a bigger one with the two baskets! It gets french fries crispy and doesn't make a bad burger! It's like a mix between a microwave and an oven in one...100= garbaggio cooking a steak in it though kippy😂🗑️

  • @ltsgoyanks
    @ltsgoyanks 2 года назад

    So glad u finally tried the air fryer!!! It's the ballz!!! I've been shouting at youz guyz for months about this!

  • @crisisvtl
    @crisisvtl 2 года назад +2

    Love you guys riffing on Rosemont when I live 5 minutes away, gotta get those tickets cause the tax return just hit the direct deposit cha-ching!

  • @marvinatkins9808
    @marvinatkins9808 2 года назад +1

    You guys are my new favorite podcast, fuckin top notch

  • @TheOriginalTroll
    @TheOriginalTroll 2 года назад +1

    Trying to get down to “the science” of scratchers is the trashiest thing in the world

  • @MookieGee101
    @MookieGee101 2 года назад

    Breaking News: if your regular oven has a "convection" setting, you have a full sized air frier. An air frier is just a mini convection oven.

  • @rosschristianos1621
    @rosschristianos1621 2 года назад

    trash trash trash trash trash trash -- never gets old 🤣

  • @justinmerchan590
    @justinmerchan590 2 года назад

    holding egg rolls like cigarettes went under the radar... HOME FUCKING RUN KIPPO!!!

  • @glory_warrior6213
    @glory_warrior6213 2 года назад

    High priority treats is my new go to line… fuck I love you guys

  • @Brian12991
    @Brian12991 2 года назад

    I love that kip is down with the air frier now

  • @chrishan9122
    @chrishan9122 2 года назад +1

    You Bozos are at 50k! TROO DA ROOF! Keep it up fellas!

  • @dogwood231
    @dogwood231 2 года назад

    That sanctions line was top notch👍👍

  • @austinarbogast5128
    @austinarbogast5128 2 года назад

    The trick to ripping a phone book is to bend it in the middle to create space between the pages.

  • @someguymb123
    @someguymb123 2 года назад +1

    Best Toby Tru Tha Roof! Yet

  • @debbieskrletts725
    @debbieskrletts725 2 года назад

    Steven tyler.....too funny. You guys too funny , cooking baby

  • @mqtnate
    @mqtnate 2 года назад

    I was thinking today I gotta get an air fryer and this sold me.. also you guys missed Foley praising the toaster oven that's tttrashhh

  • @dave2204
    @dave2204 2 года назад

    "give me a fucking egg roll" is now apart of the AYG universe in my book

  • @NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW
    @NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW 2 года назад +1

    My brother rips phone books in half…nickname: Bear Claw

  • @andrewtorres7596
    @andrewtorres7596 2 года назад

    Long Beach Cali fucking loves you guys. Keep em coming

  • @peternjoroge9924
    @peternjoroge9924 Год назад

    Bozo Ramsey has got to be an all-time Kippy nickname

  • @reptarted5911
    @reptarted5911 2 года назад +1

    You guys should interview buttons!

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 2 года назад

    10:32 That's exactly how I handle new stuff

  • @Dkatz23
    @Dkatz23 2 года назад +3

    I always watch in 4k out of respect for Toby

  • @nikolce34
    @nikolce34 2 года назад +1

    You boys need to come visit Rochester, home of the Garbage Plate

  • @GettingNegative
    @GettingNegative 5 дней назад

    Kippy’s a real Wolfgang Schmuck.

  • @Pissoff915
    @Pissoff915 2 года назад

    Big man's rocking the herringbone chain! I do the same!

  • @slim710.
    @slim710. 2 года назад

    "fuckin chicken tender flavor ice, it was brutal" - foley

  • @aaroncastro9417
    @aaroncastro9417 2 года назад

    Caught this episode just in time.

  • @damiencharnoski7428
    @damiencharnoski7428 2 года назад

    hahahah I died at the end when you did that gay joke. Timmy can't get pregnant. lmfao

  • @jessithelibrarian5383
    @jessithelibrarian5383 2 года назад +4

    I've always referred to them as "beer cozies" because you wrap your beer up in a little blanket burrito and make it all cozy. I only recently discovered that was incorrect... but still makes sense to me, so I'm sticking with it.

  • @JustActNormal
    @JustActNormal 2 года назад +1

    This podcast makes my trashy job bearable

  • @nickpanacci3055
    @nickpanacci3055 2 года назад +1

    Was about the hop off the treadmill then saw the new ep in my feed. Another hour of Cardio for the ol ticker to keep that blood pressure from goin trewdaroof. These bozos are saving lives out heeeeere what are we doooooin!?!

    • @PhaedruS007
      @PhaedruS007 2 года назад +1

      I vote that your spelling is the correct spelling. TrewdaRoof!

    • @nickpanacci3055
      @nickpanacci3055 2 года назад

      @@PhaedruS007 *fist bump*

  • @richardgillespie6483
    @richardgillespie6483 2 года назад

    My stepdad used to keep his cigarettes in the freezer because he thought they would last longer… first time commenter long time watcher

  • @davidpatriot1082
    @davidpatriot1082 2 года назад

    finally! been telling you about that air fryer

  • @erikallen9141
    @erikallen9141 2 года назад

    My buddy constantly tries to convince me to buy out a box of scratchers at bars. He estimates how many are left and then if he thinks the price to buy the box is less than the amount of winners he always wants to do it. I think he grossly underestimates the number of tickets left most of the time.

  • @OregonChronic
    @OregonChronic 2 года назад

    At papa johns I’d call in fake orders for wings and eat em at the end of the night. Good times

  • @AP.P1
    @AP.P1 2 года назад +1

    Kippy, you should look into buying a Breville Smart Oven Air Fryer Pro. You can even do pizza, a turkey, multiple things at a time... I've upgraded from a Philips and it makes such a big difference.

  • @deannad9105
    @deannad9105 2 года назад

    Kippy making fun of McButtons for using food stamps, meanwhile he is shaking down fixed-income retirees for an interest-free loan and selling their furniture out from under them on Craigslist😂

  • @vengeance9145
    @vengeance9145 2 года назад

    10:30 Foley just summed up human nature in one sentence.

  • @wyattbreymeyer4033
    @wyattbreymeyer4033 2 года назад

    my lord the masseuse bit has my legit dry heavin from laughin

  • @ericbontheweb
    @ericbontheweb 2 года назад

    As I'm going through old episodes, the amount of times Montreal seasoning gets mentioned is staggering

  • @thomaspickering2344
    @thomaspickering2344 2 года назад

    Family Eps are now the ones I look forward to the most. Good stuff boys!

  • @Zbuck12895
    @Zbuck12895 2 года назад +2

    This title gave me real “Guinness Book of World Record” vibes 😂 A staple of any garbage bookshelf

  • @davidpatriot1082
    @davidpatriot1082 2 года назад

    When I was living in hollywood our apartment complex got like hundreds of phone books by mistake. Me and my roomates heard about a technique to rip them in half so we went and grabbed like a 100 of em. took me a couple books before I got the hang of it, but once you understand how the trick works its super easy and looks really impressive. Has nothing to do with raw power, just need slightly average or better hand strength
    used to bring chicks back from the club and do it

    • @EnriqueJay1998
      @EnriqueJay1998 2 года назад

      Those weren’t delivered by mistake, those were for the 100 Hollywood residents in the 6 unit building who worked at Mel’s diner.

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano 2 года назад

    Talking about ice, I'd like to try those Circle ice balls. Are you garbage if you use them in cool aid pouches at 35? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @comedynerd0
    @comedynerd0 2 года назад

    That looks like Foley's best fitting shirt.

  • @theonetheonlytwig
    @theonetheonlytwig 2 года назад

    That was me in the front row at SLC with the big man shirt.... and I'm older then you Kippy but thanks for calling me a kid.

  • @rubbad
    @rubbad 2 года назад +1

    I love me a good famly epppp

  • @TheDeadStretch
    @TheDeadStretch 2 года назад +1

    Whew I was going through withdrawal with only one Episode releasing this week. Or is that considered last week?

    • @scumXskates
      @scumXskates 2 года назад

      They do 2 (4 if you're a homie) episodes a week, Wednesday and Sunday.

    • @TheDeadStretch
      @TheDeadStretch 2 года назад

      @@scumXskates Ehh I'm only counting RUclips here. Still last week there was only 1 episode worth listening to.

  • @ThatMisguidedGrunt
    @ThatMisguidedGrunt 7 месяцев назад

    I wonder if Kippy ever discovered the indoor grill/air fryer combo…

  • @samc4718
    @samc4718 2 года назад

    is it garbage if your main reference point for Ed Rendell is when he was on Eagles Post Game Live on comcast sportsnet?

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 2 года назад

    Should do a live podcast where the boys are on treadmills the whole episode and put it on Patreon

  • @rworded
    @rworded 2 года назад

    Those roast beef kids caught The Gout by the time junior prom rolled around.

  • @ceemonkey3439
    @ceemonkey3439 2 года назад

    what hotel did you stay at with bluetooth mirrors? i travel for work stay in decent hotels and have never seen that

  • @zjgm02
    @zjgm02 2 года назад

    "I don't know anybody that can do a pull-up."

  • @Groove_Gamer
    @Groove_Gamer 2 года назад

    Bingeing backlog, had to sub and spread some love, gotta get to 100k and beyond.

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 2 года назад +2

    Foley's high school football coach hat n mullet combo is triggering me.

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 2 года назад +1

      You saying triggering, triggered me. 🤣

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 2 года назад

      @@a.k.4o yeah I'm around Foley's age. Far too old for that word. #StillTriggeredAfterAllTheseYears

    • @a.k.4o
      @a.k.4o 2 года назад +1

      @@BrickTop06 next thing you know . @BrckTop06he/him. 🤣just busting your 🏀⚾️

    • @BrickTop06
      @BrickTop06 2 года назад

      @@a.k.4o we'll be going on TigerBelly to address this.