Hey for those on the East coast On the Pacific rim read at your own discretion And of course those in the Sydney archaeological department a short story previously unpublished By HP Lovecraft From the city of Aylya d Laying in the ambient heat half dazed in a Looking out of me bed not pay attention but aware of the clock that seemed to read 8.80 though I could not tell what side of midnight....... I riled sleep for the memory of the rotten shoul was hysterical addictive yet horrible in its carnality, great Cthulhu great In size yet seeming oblivious to those denZins of that City city of rotten death, blackwater of a place as seeming inconceivable mix that challenged the mind of dark mucky sludge of darkened blood, ripped and contorted objects from what prior owners trudged on and fought over whatever rotten edibles left, dust from the decaying destroyed builds that appear as Abaddon has ordered it so. The great Cthulhu clashs though gigantic crawling chaos smashing all asunder. The city of it seems semitic in nature is awash with blood death rot despair mania debauchery and stench for it seems hundreds of miles in all directions this goes. Cthulhu great In his might tears though the streets crushing destroying all in his path it seems to reach place halve buried just a wall with a temple upon top of the mounds that bury it. A great call so powerful its deafening clarion and unearthly sound of something not of a terrestrial nature refrigerated from the great Cthulhu that seemed to go on for I could not say, a stillness but awareness seems of suddenly yet a shock form whatever perceived it reeled as if the air itself was a consciousness and it replies with a Shrek so shrill and surprised it's fear and shear terror was aware to all for as far as the eye could have seen, The Cthulhu with the greatest speed of any reflex the mind can register seems either to glide and yet still displace of the mix around him smashed his great fist into the mounds of the temple and wall with such force a blast shattered all in a sudden moments that I could not tell if but with one blow or many, a terrible cry of something beyond anything of this world rang out as a sudden light flash manifested from the strike and with was a figure of what seemed a man in a shroud of yellow and a crown that I could only describe as a masked depiction from hell that Upon it's top dawn it's crown of insidious and vile design. The man or whatever it truly was has been struck as by a killing blow was bleeding out a mix tendrils of splattering and splitting black foul rotten blood And then Light I awaken with my city home in the light And in my mind I hear the words Taman Shud It's finished Short story By ........... The Sultan of Chaos 😉🍕 My contribution to Australian art
Lovecraft is the most powerful God in Warhammer 40k lore 😉 Cthulhu is about as definitive to pronounce as Tzeentch Lol a bit of a 😉 From Sultan of Chaos himself lol
The favorite way Gork and Mork have been described to me was "Imagine your 1 of the 4 chaos gods, youre chilling in your section of the warp. Then 2 giant orks bust into your relm and are kicking the shit outta each other. You step up because this is your relm and you control everything in it, but then the second you cross some invisible line, they change focus on fighting each other to fighting you. They kick the absolute shit outta you. As you lay crying, they start fighting again and fight their way outta your relm into a different relm. You now have control again but you never know when those 2 random uber powerful orks are gonna come back in and fuck your shit up"
Peter Griffin and the giant chicken burst through a wall in Khorne's brass citadel, punch the shit out of each other and then burst out the other side.
I read from one comment that explains quite well, “Gork will punch you while you’re looking and Mork would punch you while you’re not looking” or something along those lines
"Mork will punch you hard while you're not looking, but Gork will punch you twice as hard while you are looking." I'm not sure where the quote comes from, but it's a pretty good summary.
Gork casually slapping away Slanesh is lore accurate, I have fought orcs for ages on dawn of war as a dark Eldar main and that match-up is hell for drukhari
@kaijukyru Yes, Nurgle started infecting the Orks with his diseases. So, Gork and Mork, seeing this, went and beat Nurgle until he had to promise that he would not infect their Boyz in this way again. However It's presented as a myth, and shows up WAAARGH: Orks. Which is set during the time when lore such as a half-human half-Eldar Ultramarine, the Emperor founding Chapters of Space Marines, shirtless Custodians, and various other silly stuff was canon.
@blacktigerace6687definitely a short story previously unpublished By HP Lovecraft From the city of Aylya d Laying in the ambient heat half dazed in a Looking out of me bed not pay attention but aware of the clock that seemed to read 8.80 though I could not tell what side of midnight or noon....... I riled sleep for the memory of the rotten shoul was hysterical addictive yet horrible in its carnality, great Cthulhu great In size yet seeming oblivious to those denZins of that City city of rotten death, blackwater of a place as seeming inconceivable mix that challenged the mind of dark mucky sludge of darkened blood, ripped and contorted objects from what prior owners trudged on and fought over whatever rotten edibles left, dust from the decaying destroyed builds that appear as Abaddon has ordered it so. The great Cthulhu clashs though gigantic crawling chaos smashing all asunder. The city of it seems semitic in nature is awash with blood death rot despair mania debauchery and stench for it seems hundreds of miles in all directions this goes. Cthulhu great In his might tears though the streets crushing destroying all in his path it seems to reach place halve buried just a wall with a temple upon top of the mounds that bury it. A great call so powerful its deafening clarion and unearthly sound of something not of a terrestrial nature refrigerated from the great Cthulhu that seemed to go on for I could not say, a stillness but awareness seems of suddenly yet a shock form whatever perceived it reeled as if the air itself was a consciousness and it replies with a Shrek so shrill and surprised it's fear and shear terror was aware to all for as far as the eye could have seen, The Cthulhu with the greatest speed of any reflex the mind can register seems either to glide and yet still displace of the mix around him smashed his great fist into the mounds of the temple and wall with such force a blast shattered all in a sudden moments that I could not tell if but with one blow or many, a terrible cry of something beyond anything of this world rang out as a sudden light flash manifested from the strike and with was a figure of what seemed a man in a shroud of yellow and a crown that I could only describe as a masked depiction from hell that Upon it's top dawn it's crown of insidious and vile design. The man or whatever it truly was has been struck as by a killing blow was bleeding out a mix tendrils of splattering and splitting black foul rotten blood And then Light I awaken with my city home in the light And in my mind I hear the words Taman Shud It's finished Short story By ........... The Sultan of Chaos
He hears a muffled “Smell of The Game” as they break into his realm just clobbering the ever loving shit out of eachother. Khorne starts screaming and joins in the scrap
If you ever do an animation again, it should be Gork and Mork waking up, fighting eachother throughout the warp, quickly smacking the God of that realm, continuing their brawl, then going back to sleep.
I kinda of want the whole Ghazghkull B-lining to Angron in order to avenge Yarrick to be canon….mainly because I have the mental image of Gork and Mork giving Khorne a swirlie while that’s happening
I honestly and hope that battle does happen. Here's the scenario; some imperial world is under attack by Angron and his World Eaters and Khorn's daemons. The imperial forces are losing ground each day. Bodies of space marines lay dead, ripped to pieces and skulls of guardsmen mounted on pikes. The last remaining division of imperial guardsmen and space marines stand together, making their last stand. Then a mighty "WAAAAAAGH" warcry is shouted and just like that Ghazghkull comes down right into the ranks of world eaters and daemons. He sees Angron and just b-lines it to him yelling out "Tis fo 'arrick, yo good for nutting grot kissin' shit!"
I think we need a collection of short stories about Gork n Mork just disrespecting the Chaos gods. Beating up Nurgle again maybe rolling his fat ass down a hill, bullying Tzeentch for being a nerd, smacking around Slaanesh until they realize she/he is enjoying it TOO much and leave him/her alone just as she/him are about to "arrive", out right refusing to fight Khorne because it would be boring to fight such a weakling.
I feel khorne would actually love to 1v1v1 Gork and Mork if he got the chance. Considering that he has an entire daemon planet with the sole purpose of continually reviving works to fight his daemons for his entertainment. Might be the most fun Khorne would have in millenia
Every other god in WH40K: "YOUR THINKING DISGUSTS ME!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!" Gork & Mork: *flicks warboss' head* Ork: "Oh, fair enough. I'll try the other thing instead.... Best gods evaaah!"
i always like to imagine gork and mork are just the ork names for khorne and tzeench. both these gods can be described as brutal and cunning. also usually the art depicts them as red and blue.
I like to imagine gork and mork fighting their way into khornes realm, seeing khorne staring at them up and down and them stop, look at khorne, look at eachother, sinister grins on their face, looks back at khorne and then start beating his ass then beating eachother again
I hope that Gork and Mork plus the other gods become more tangible and have more of a role within the setting going forward. I think that’s also one of the reasons I like AOS so much. The fact that the Gods play a bigger part within the setting, screw with mortals and overall impact the realms and each other in general. It just adds more interesting scenario’s and higher stakes to the mix
This is the Ork lore i love and greatly appreciate from Mr majorkill. Thanks from my orks community [da great WAAAAAGGGHHH] Ork players seem less interested in lore because we simply end up as someone elses highlight. It's fine but boring now. Ghaz is oddly emotional. Orks losing in occtarious with no cool ending or major scrap was a bit deflating for enthusiasm of the lore.
So true, Ghaz, the current strongest Ork (debatable if Tuska could rival him even though he is stuck in Khornes realm) was beheaded by a named space wolf lieutenant for Gork n Morks sake!
Gork and Mork are like two giant green sugar-crazed toddlers capable of toppling entire galaxies, and there's not a damn thing that Khorne/Nurgle/Slaanesh/Titsnitch can do about it.
A great example of the gods possibly having physical forms is what leetu witnesses during the end and the death, he awakens in darkness, with a foul sweetly smell surrounding him, in each side a wall, a wall of brass, a wall od rotten flesh, a wall of something immaterial, a wall of something dark, then, khorne sense his presence and looks down upon him, my description isnt 1:1 to the book, but it seems to tell that the chaos gods have a from many, if not hundreds off, kilometers tall
I like to think Gork and Mork are just the 2 Old Ones that created the Krorks, and did way too much warp crack, and are on a constant acid trip. Obviously the orks see them as their creators.
A few video-ideas: Everyday imperial items compared to our real items (Like their TVs, phones, etc) Saltiest relationships between individual planets The weirdest butterfly effect in the lore Things Trazyn could/would not steal Stuff that advanced most/least between HH and 40k The dumbest lines spoken by characters (might've already been done) Standard Imperial Condiments and other additives Forgotten yet interesting planets with potential lore implications Conflicts where it seemed Chaos-aligned factions looked like the good guys How do the space marines/Imperium see colors, as in what do they represent and so on The biggest asshole from each faction Life in 40k Australia The most mundane places to live in 40k All the drugs of Warhammer explained Ten best jobs/roles in astra militarum Stuff Mechanicus has actually done right Battles we never got to see, but should have Life of a serf in the Imperial Palace on Terra
How I interpret the "time is meaningless in the warp so slaanesh always existed" stuff is. Her birth retroactively rewrites all concurrent history to include her. The warp is devoid of time just like it is physical matter, with the Chaos Realms and locations in the warp either being material from the real world pulled into the warp such as deamon worlds, or are the manifestations of a Chaos God's power in a realm-like appearance. However just like how the Warp can be used distort physical space by summoning lighting and casting Slaanesh's signature ball rotation spells the warp can literally shit on time. This is obvious we see warp travel especially in older lore, tend to result in funny timey stuff, and also more recently in HH Siege of Terra stuff. It makes sense to me that an event as cataclysmic as the birth of Slaanesh would retroactively rewrite all concurrent timelines to have always had her both past and present. So yes there would've been a time and place when Slaanesh did not exist, but you'd have to be immune to reality warping to still be able to see it.
Something I wonder about is if a 3rd Ork god can be made. Something with the Kult of Speed if I had to guess. They may be much weaker, but eventually I think its inevitable that some Evil Suns warboss is going to lead a very powerful Kroosade while Gork and Mork are sleeping because he painted a rocketship so red that it can go faster than light- minimal warp required.
Glad I ordered my 'Blood for the blood God' singlet as soon as you announced the merch drop lmfao. Definitely gonna get the death metal hoodie, bummed I had to wait til payday to get the sweatpants bundle as now all the XL pants are gone lmfao. Love the vids, my man!
After years of watching your channel I have to ask, Who else skips till the famous "lets get into it" pose for the real video start? No disrespect just actually curious. Keep up the work Majorkill!
You should do a video on the next DLC for space marine and talk about the lore around the dark angels champion or the armor. That'd get a lot of hits with how well the game's going AND Lion El'Johnson. 🦁
When discovering the vast variety of factions in this universe I heard - Orks. I was like all these crazy things and just... Orks? How wrong I was to underestimate the green boys. I really enjoy their quirks.
not being actively in the loop with the newest lore is wild. Cause then I just get bludgeoned out of no where with "The emperor is starting to wake up".
1:30- They both look awesome!!! I’m curious if that hoodie is a zip hoodie or a pull over?!? But it really doesn’t matter because according to the links, neither of them are available in my area!?! Too bad!
Oh man, I’m gonna save up some money and get those sweatpants and sweatshirt. I’m so excited. This is like the first time. I’ve watched one of your current videos as you put it out, but I’m from Boston. It’s getting cold here man
Gork and Mork: no other gods like them, they don't care. And they will kick the shit out of you, them, and anybody that gets between them kicking the shit out of each other.
I have a idea for a future homebrew adventures episode: basically the premise is that during one of their missions Rezzie and angry get kidnapped by Nerull and became imprisoned in Kathulos. Now Rezzie and angry are forced to work together in order to escape Kathulos.
My favourite visual metaphor to describe Ork religion is a Wrestling Cage Match where Gork and Mork are the wrestlers and the cheering audience are the Orks.
My theory of what or who gork and more are is simply a two korks that got lost in the warp and in time. They built power in time from the war and heaven time era to now. Their acts were of course rememberable and passed down from kork to kork and now from ork to ork.
DAY 93: A video about, what if there were no loyalist elements in the traitor legions, this would also count for omegon and magnus. So there would be no need for the culling at isthvaan and weakening of the traitor forces. Giving the traitors a boost in numbers and cohesion, plus a lot of important named characters. it would be very intresting to see what all the effects would be on the possible succes of the heresy.
@@Johan-tq3fk Maybe. I like how the Legions were divided though and each had their traitors and loyalists. Having each fully unified turns each too much into a planet of hats.
My head canon is that when Khorne tried to claim Yarrick’s soul Gork or Mork intervened and have kept him in their realm until they feel it is time to unleash him to either push the Orks or, in an even more brutally cunning move, have him lead the Orks in a certain direction
I remember hearing them described as fighting each other like a cartoon fight cloud through the warp. Destroying anything it comes across and pulling in anyone dumb enough to get too close.
Yoooo! Keep up the Ork stuff man! The greenskins are out here and we appreciate it! You can't convince me that we're not the actual bedrock of the 40K community, lol. Everyone loves Ork players, and so few people in the online media community show us any love that we're pretty easy to keep on your team. Sorry if we're not making you as much money bro, or not buying enough merch. I guarantee you're securing a base though dude. Just because we're Ork players doesn't mean we won't watch ALL your other stuff, you're just securing our views.
@@504godzilla I don't know the fact that the fabric doesn't make sense, that it looks like a generic rpg armour with pearls added at random. Or you know THE FACT THAT THE WEAPON ON THE ORK RIGHT HAND HASN'T DECIDED IF IT WAS A GUN OR A SWORD.
Do Gork (or maybe Mork) Proud, rep some Orky Majorkill Christmas merch here : www.majorkill.shop/
Only half the stock remaining!
Hello Majorkill,
Would you kindly make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy? Pretty please? Thank you.
Hey for those on the East coast
On the Pacific rim read at your own discretion
And of course those in the Sydney archaeological department
a short story previously unpublished
By HP Lovecraft
From the city of Aylya d
Laying in the ambient heat half dazed in a Looking out of me bed not pay attention but aware of the clock that seemed to read 8.80 though I could not tell what side of midnight....... I riled sleep for the memory of the rotten shoul was hysterical addictive yet horrible in its carnality, great Cthulhu great In size yet seeming oblivious to those denZins of that City city of rotten death, blackwater of a place as seeming inconceivable mix that challenged the mind of dark mucky sludge of darkened blood, ripped and contorted objects from what prior owners trudged on and fought over whatever rotten edibles left, dust from the decaying destroyed builds that appear as Abaddon has ordered it so. The great Cthulhu clashs though gigantic crawling chaos smashing all asunder. The city of it seems semitic in nature is awash with blood death rot despair mania debauchery and stench for it seems hundreds of miles in all directions this goes.
Cthulhu great In his might tears though the streets crushing destroying all in his path it seems to reach place halve buried just a wall with a temple upon top of the mounds that bury it. A great call so powerful its deafening clarion and unearthly sound of something not of a terrestrial nature refrigerated from the great Cthulhu that seemed to go on for I could not say, a stillness but awareness seems of suddenly yet a shock form whatever perceived it reeled as if the air itself was a consciousness and it replies with a Shrek so shrill and surprised it's fear and shear terror was aware to all for as far as the eye could have seen,
The Cthulhu with the greatest speed of any reflex the mind can register seems either to glide and yet still displace of the mix around him smashed his great fist into the mounds of the temple and wall with such force a blast shattered all in a sudden moments that I could not tell if but with one blow or many, a terrible cry of something beyond anything of this world rang out as a sudden light flash manifested from the strike and with was a figure of what seemed a man in a shroud of yellow and a crown that I could only describe as a masked depiction from hell that Upon it's top dawn it's crown of insidious and vile design. The man or whatever it truly was has been struck as by a killing blow was bleeding out a mix tendrils of splattering and splitting black foul rotten blood
And then Light
I awaken with my city home in the light
And in my mind I hear the words
Taman Shud
It's finished
Short story
By ........... The Sultan of Chaos
😉🍕
My contribution to Australian art
Lovecraft is the most powerful God in Warhammer 40k lore 😉
Cthulhu is about as definitive to pronounce as Tzeentch
Lol a bit of a 😉
From Sultan of Chaos himself lol
@@majorkill Do gork( or mork) proud by making a male version of the nsfw cosplay calendar
Khornate Orks are still Canon thanks to the Bloodied Rose
The favorite way Gork and Mork have been described to me was "Imagine your 1 of the 4 chaos gods, youre chilling in your section of the warp. Then 2 giant orks bust into your relm and are kicking the shit outta each other. You step up because this is your relm and you control everything in it, but then the second you cross some invisible line, they change focus on fighting each other to fighting you. They kick the absolute shit outta you. As you lay crying, they start fighting again and fight their way outta your relm into a different relm. You now have control again but you never know when those 2 random uber powerful orks are gonna come back in and fuck your shit up"
So true.
I bet khorne would be pretty hyped Up and Join the fight.....i meant they all three share costudy of Tuska Demonkilla xD
@@Knuspermonster oh for sure. He loves fights but I think that is a fight he wouldn't win 🤣
Go back to school. Or brush up on reading and writing. Cheers
@@Knuspermonster Khorne is a killer first and a fighter second, he would get frustrated for not being able to murder those two.
Gork: "PREPARE FOR TROUBLE!"
Mork: "AND MAKE IT DOUBLE!"
team WAAAAAAAGH! it blasting off again!!!!!
A squig with cat ears shows up and roars
Isnt it more like:
Gork: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
Mork: HEY CATCH THIS CHUCKLENUTS
*Sucker punches Gork and brawl breaks out*
Ghazkull: Waaasgh ThAtz Rift!
Look, all I'm saying is we've never seen Gork and Mork and Alpharius and Omegon all in the same room at the same time....
I am Alpharius and I am in your reply section
That’s impossible because I am Alpharius(That is a lie)
@@captainrex1718Suspiciously Alpharius shaped Captain Rex
Ugh, I have a headache.
ROUND 1.....FIGHT
"And Gork punches Nurgle with a Right Hook! What's this? Its Mork behind him with a steelbound chair!
"He's climbing the ladder!"
"OH MY GOD HE'S CLIMBING THE LADDER AND.... PILEDRIVER!!!!!"
Peter Griffin and the giant chicken burst through a wall in Khorne's brass citadel, punch the shit out of each other and then burst out the other side.
Khorne: Sweet! Free entertainment! WAIT GET BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLES I WASN'T DONE WATCHING!
Amazing imagery
"Not again".
And Khorne yells "YEEESSSS" and tries to jump into the dust cloud 😂
@@TheTruthNEGFTW and then an Avatar of Khaine jumps in and is immediately expelled with X's for eyes.
Chaos gods: You’re never gonna get our powers
Gork and Mork: Do we look like we need your powers?
I read from one comment that explains quite well, “Gork will punch you while you’re looking and Mork would punch you while you’re not looking” or something along those lines
Mork will get on all fours behind you and Gork will push.
my favorite mental visual is some choas god getting decked my gork while mork comes from behind with the steel chair
Its basically Gork will just punch you in the face while Mork will punch you in the back of the head
"Mork will punch you hard while you're not looking, but Gork will punch you twice as hard while you are looking." I'm not sure where the quote comes from, but it's a pretty good summary.
Gork casually slapping away Slanesh is lore accurate, I have fought orcs for ages on dawn of war as a dark Eldar main and that match-up is hell for drukhari
This is why I often use Titanium Wars. 😎
These two could straight up take on the chaos gods but find it more fun to just fight each other
Gork and Mork are the strongest gods in 40K, they’re just too busy fighting each other to wreck anyone else
Sure...
Kharn has killed 800 Trillion Orks already
@@christiandauz3742Isn't there an ork tale that Gork and Mork once beat up Nurgle?
@kaijukyru
Yes, Nurgle started infecting the Orks with his diseases. So, Gork and Mork, seeing this, went and beat Nurgle until he had to promise that he would not infect their Boyz in this way again.
However It's presented as a myth, and shows up WAAARGH: Orks. Which is set during the time when lore such as a half-human half-Eldar Ultramarine, the Emperor founding Chapters of Space Marines, shirtless Custodians, and various other silly stuff was canon.
@@christiandauz3742 who tf cares,
800 trillion, they prolly gained that back in a week or two
@@li32150we need funny lore like that again
Gork and Mork are literally the cartoon "roaming dust cloud of violence" made into immensely powerful gods.
chaos "gods" : "we are the strongest and all warps is ours!"
gork and mork : "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
@blacktigerace6687definitely
a short story previously unpublished
By HP Lovecraft
From the city of Aylya d
Laying in the ambient heat half dazed in a Looking out of me bed not pay attention but aware of the clock that seemed to read 8.80 though I could not tell what side of midnight or noon....... I riled sleep for the memory of the rotten shoul was hysterical addictive yet horrible in its carnality, great Cthulhu great In size yet seeming oblivious to those denZins of that City city of rotten death, blackwater of a place as seeming inconceivable mix that challenged the mind of dark mucky sludge of darkened blood, ripped and contorted objects from what prior owners trudged on and fought over whatever rotten edibles left, dust from the decaying destroyed builds that appear as Abaddon has ordered it so. The great Cthulhu clashs though gigantic crawling chaos smashing all asunder. The city of it seems semitic in nature is awash with blood death rot despair mania debauchery and stench for it seems hundreds of miles in all directions this goes.
Cthulhu great In his might tears though the streets crushing destroying all in his path it seems to reach place halve buried just a wall with a temple upon top of the mounds that bury it. A great call so powerful its deafening clarion and unearthly sound of something not of a terrestrial nature refrigerated from the great Cthulhu that seemed to go on for I could not say, a stillness but awareness seems of suddenly yet a shock form whatever perceived it reeled as if the air itself was a consciousness and it replies with a Shrek so shrill and surprised it's fear and shear terror was aware to all for as far as the eye could have seen,
The Cthulhu with the greatest speed of any reflex the mind can register seems either to glide and yet still displace of the mix around him smashed his great fist into the mounds of the temple and wall with such force a blast shattered all in a sudden moments that I could not tell if but with one blow or many, a terrible cry of something beyond anything of this world rang out as a sudden light flash manifested from the strike and with was a figure of what seemed a man in a shroud of yellow and a crown that I could only describe as a masked depiction from hell that Upon it's top dawn it's crown of insidious and vile design. The man or whatever it truly was has been struck as by a killing blow was bleeding out a mix tendrils of splattering and splitting black foul rotten blood
And then Light
I awaken with my city home in the light
And in my mind I hear the words
Taman Shud
It's finished
Short story
By ........... The Sultan of Chaos
Don't imagined them during War in Heaven
Khorns reaction to Gork and Mork just busting into his realm fighting each other.
"Awww fuck yeah"
Khorne should fuse with Gork and Mork turn everyone into orc demon hybrids
*CUE "The boys are back in town" by Thin Lizzy
Khorne after Gork and Mork start tag teaming against him: "Oh Hell No!"
He hears a muffled “Smell of The Game” as they break into his realm just clobbering the ever loving shit out of eachother. Khorne starts screaming and joins in the scrap
@@lamesurfer1015More like a slow mo shot with died in your arms playing.
"Gork and Mork, Literal mushrooms"
- Manclesiarch Decius XXIII
*OL BALE EYE WILL BECOME YORK WITH THE POWER OF IMAGINATION!*
I actually heard that comment
If you ever do an animation again, it should be Gork and Mork waking up, fighting eachother throughout the warp, quickly smacking the God of that realm, continuing their brawl, then going back to sleep.
⬆️
I kinda of want the whole Ghazghkull B-lining to Angron in order to avenge Yarrick to be canon….mainly because I have the mental image of Gork and Mork giving Khorne a swirlie while that’s happening
Khorne: Come on, guys! I'm the God of war!
Gork: HAHAHA!
Mork: Get yer hed in da bog, nerd!
Please. I need some kind of W right now.
I honestly and hope that battle does happen. Here's the scenario; some imperial world is under attack by Angron and his World Eaters and Khorn's daemons. The imperial forces are losing ground each day. Bodies of space marines lay dead, ripped to pieces and skulls of guardsmen mounted on pikes. The last remaining division of imperial guardsmen and space marines stand together, making their last stand. Then a mighty "WAAAAAAGH" warcry is shouted and just like that Ghazghkull comes down right into the ranks of world eaters and daemons. He sees Angron and just b-lines it to him yelling out "Tis fo 'arrick, yo good for nutting grot kissin' shit!"
*tzeench throwing daemons into the deep warp*
gork "ey mork you git, why do these wierd bird fings keep climbing out my toilet!"
Hahahaha
I seem to recall there was an Ork that had managed to on occasion tap into the Krok knowledge, he referred to the Waagh as the Krok Psychosphere.
There was such an Ork, and he and his fellow Orks thought he was spouting insanity.
0:55 thank you for your kind words.
I just imagined Gork and Mork fighting like Peter and the Chicken in Family Guy. Going through other Gods Houses one after the other
This.
Probably the best example of their fights.
I think we need a collection of short stories about Gork n Mork just disrespecting the Chaos gods. Beating up Nurgle again maybe rolling his fat ass down a hill, bullying Tzeentch for being a nerd, smacking around Slaanesh until they realize she/he is enjoying it TOO much and leave him/her alone just as she/him are about to "arrive", out right refusing to fight Khorne because it would be boring to fight such a weakling.
I feel khorne would actually love to 1v1v1 Gork and Mork if he got the chance. Considering that he has an entire daemon planet with the sole purpose of continually reviving works to fight his daemons for his entertainment. Might be the most fun Khorne would have in millenia
2:13 Actual video, your welcome😂
Thank you sir
❤
Gork and Mork starts at 2:09.
Let's get into it
Every other god in WH40K: "YOUR THINKING DISGUSTS ME!!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!"
Gork & Mork: *flicks warboss' head*
Ork: "Oh, fair enough. I'll try the other thing instead.... Best gods evaaah!"
i always like to imagine gork and mork are just the ork names for khorne and tzeench. both these gods can be described as brutal and cunning. also usually the art depicts them as red and blue.
Wasn’t expecting this to be my favorite Majorkill video. But here we are.
Khorne: “Damn, these guys are cool”
I like to imagine gork and mork fighting their way into khornes realm, seeing khorne staring at them up and down and them stop, look at khorne, look at eachother, sinister grins on their face, looks back at khorne and then start beating his ass then beating eachother again
Khorne might actually have fun 1v1v1 ing them. Even if he gets his shit stomped in, it might be the most fun he's had in millenia.
I like to refer to the burning of Nurgles garden as
"That time Rowboat Girlyman set flame to Nurgles skid mark with his daddy's heirloom."
Oh snap! I was not expecting my Gork and Mork vs Khorne doodle to be here!
The lore about megagargans being built so gork or mork can possess it and experience real space battle is oddly cute.
I hope that Gork and Mork plus the other gods become more tangible and have more of a role within the setting going forward.
I think that’s also one of the reasons I like AOS so much. The fact that the Gods play a bigger part within the setting, screw with mortals and overall impact the realms and each other in general. It just adds more interesting scenario’s and higher stakes to the mix
BASED!! thumbnail please dont change it 🙏
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This is the Ork lore i love and greatly appreciate from Mr majorkill. Thanks from my orks community [da great WAAAAAGGGHHH]
Ork players seem less interested in lore because we simply end up as someone elses highlight. It's fine but boring now.
Ghaz is oddly emotional.
Orks losing in occtarious with no cool ending or major scrap was a bit deflating for enthusiasm of the lore.
I was pumped to see nids vs orks but it was anti climatic .
Waaagh! [Been watching the channel]
So true, Ghaz, the current strongest Ork (debatable if Tuska could rival him even though he is stuck in Khornes realm) was beheaded by a named space wolf lieutenant for Gork n Morks sake!
Gork and Mork are like two giant green sugar-crazed toddlers capable of toppling entire galaxies, and there's not a damn thing that Khorne/Nurgle/Slaanesh/Titsnitch can do about it.
I watched some of your early videos. Well done for how far your production and confidence has come on since then dude x
People have discussed how all warp gods Big E, Chaos, Elven, Tau, etc have their counter - Gork and Mork the hard counter to all of them
What’s the scariest thing in Warhammer 40K?
Gork and Mork getting bored fighting each other
Vid idea: what are the current Imperiums most important/powerful worlds, or what are some underrated Imperium worlds that are/were important.
I was definitely wondering about their feet. I'm glad you cover that.
Been following for a while , glad to see the channel on the rise 🤙 still unique
Awesome series! Thanks man. I’ll be watching your career with great interest!
A great example of the gods possibly having physical forms is what leetu witnesses during the end and the death, he awakens in darkness, with a foul sweetly smell surrounding him, in each side a wall, a wall of brass, a wall od rotten flesh, a wall of something immaterial, a wall of something dark, then, khorne sense his presence and looks down upon him, my description isnt 1:1 to the book, but it seems to tell that the chaos gods have a from many, if not hundreds off, kilometers tall
I like to think Gork and Mork are just the 2 Old Ones that created the Krorks, and did way too much warp crack, and are on a constant acid trip. Obviously the orks see them as their creators.
A few video-ideas:
Everyday imperial items compared to our real items (Like their TVs, phones, etc)
Saltiest relationships between individual planets
The weirdest butterfly effect in the lore
Things Trazyn could/would not steal
Stuff that advanced most/least between HH and 40k
The dumbest lines spoken by characters (might've already been done)
Standard Imperial Condiments and other additives
Forgotten yet interesting planets with potential lore implications
Conflicts where it seemed Chaos-aligned factions looked like the good guys
How do the space marines/Imperium see colors, as in what do they represent and so on
The biggest asshole from each faction
Life in 40k Australia
The most mundane places to live in 40k
All the drugs of Warhammer explained
Ten best jobs/roles in astra militarum
Stuff Mechanicus has actually done right
Battles we never got to see, but should have
Life of a serf in the Imperial Palace on Terra
How I interpret the "time is meaningless in the warp so slaanesh always existed" stuff is. Her birth retroactively rewrites all concurrent history to include her.
The warp is devoid of time just like it is physical matter, with the Chaos Realms and locations in the warp either being material from the real world pulled into the warp such as deamon worlds, or are the manifestations of a Chaos God's power in a realm-like appearance. However just like how the Warp can be used distort physical space by summoning lighting and casting Slaanesh's signature ball rotation spells the warp can literally shit on time. This is obvious we see warp travel especially in older lore, tend to result in funny timey stuff, and also more recently in HH Siege of Terra stuff.
It makes sense to me that an event as cataclysmic as the birth of Slaanesh would retroactively rewrite all concurrent timelines to have always had her both past and present. So yes there would've been a time and place when Slaanesh did not exist, but you'd have to be immune to reality warping to still be able to see it.
Something I wonder about is if a 3rd Ork god can be made. Something with the Kult of Speed if I had to guess. They may be much weaker, but eventually I think its inevitable that some Evil Suns warboss is going to lead a very powerful Kroosade while Gork and Mork are sleeping because he painted a rocketship so red that it can go faster than light- minimal warp required.
Your shoulders are looking good bro, keep up the hard work!
Glad I ordered my 'Blood for the blood God' singlet as soon as you announced the merch drop lmfao.
Definitely gonna get the death metal hoodie, bummed I had to wait til payday to get the sweatpants bundle as now all the XL pants are gone lmfao.
Love the vids, my man!
Can't belice you haven't made a video on those two yet. It's about time.
majorkill hammering out these videos lately🔥🔥🔥
After years of watching your channel I have to ask, Who else skips till the famous "lets get into it" pose for the real video start? No disrespect just actually curious. Keep up the work Majorkill!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
*Catches breath*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!
The biggest thing these videos have taught me is that you always skip 2mins in to a majorkill video
Gork and mork 😂need to control yarrick soul . Comes back as a meganob
these daily uploads have been great
Gaz is patiently waiting for the Dispoiler to loaer his guard so he can avenge hi favorite enemy's death.
You should do a video on the next DLC for space marine and talk about the lore around the dark angels champion or the armor. That'd get a lot of hits with how well the game's going AND Lion El'Johnson. 🦁
Can we have video on every Squig. There's plenty of Squigs out there so it would be interesting if you cover them next video.
When discovering the vast variety of factions in this universe I heard - Orks. I was like all these crazy things and just... Orks? How wrong I was to underestimate the green boys. I really enjoy their quirks.
Gork and Mork are just Battle Maniac Shounen characters that enjoy fighting each other
not being actively in the loop with the newest lore is wild. Cause then I just get bludgeoned out of no where with "The emperor is starting to wake up".
1:30- They both look awesome!!! I’m curious if that hoodie is a zip hoodie or a pull over?!? But it really doesn’t matter because according to the links, neither of them are available in my area!?! Too bad!
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Oh man, I’m gonna save up some money and get those sweatpants and sweatshirt. I’m so excited. This is like the first time. I’ve watched one of your current videos as you put it out, but I’m from Boston. It’s getting cold here man
Dopest Ork video!!!! Mad how Orks are actually a super power threat in 40k, when they wanna krump that is 😂
Just bought the new hoodie. Cant wait for it to get here 🙏🏻
So what you're saying is the Orc Gods literally wake up and choose violence... I like it.
Gork and Mork: no other gods like them, they don't care. And they will kick the shit out of you, them, and anybody that gets between them kicking the shit out of each other.
I have a idea for a future homebrew adventures episode: basically the premise is that during one of their missions Rezzie and angry get kidnapped by Nerull and became imprisoned in Kathulos. Now Rezzie and angry are forced to work together in order to escape Kathulos.
Let's go 😁! I suggested this! Yeah!
Now do the Consortium explained!
God damn 1/3 of the video is masterbation.
My favourite visual metaphor to describe Ork religion is a Wrestling Cage Match where Gork and Mork are the wrestlers and the cheering audience are the Orks.
Bro your upload schedule is crazy
Here's a video idea!
What chaos faction would the loyalist primachs join (chaos undivided not an option, they have to choose one of them)
Please change your outro, believe it or not I use your videos to fall asleep to and the setra "bow to me" wakes me up every time
My theory of what or who gork and more are is simply a two korks that got lost in the warp and in time. They built power in time from the war and heaven time era to now. Their acts were of course rememberable and passed down from kork to kork and now from ork to ork.
While Chaos God's struggle, Gork and Mork are having a blast!
DAY 93: A video about, what if there were no loyalist elements in the traitor legions, this would also count for omegon and magnus. So there would be no need for the culling at isthvaan and weakening of the traitor forces. Giving the traitors a boost in numbers and cohesion, plus a lot of important named characters. it would be very intresting to see what all the effects would be on the possible succes of the heresy.
On the flipside, does that mean no traitor elements within the loyalist legions too?
@@ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5ywsure, could be fun, a true traitor vs loyalist war.
@@Johan-tq3fk Maybe. I like how the Legions were divided though and each had their traitors and loyalists. Having each fully unified turns each too much into a planet of hats.
Orks who die remain in the Great Green until Gork and Mork decide they can have "anuvva go"
Bro you’re definitely in my top 5 favorite Australians
I have done my part and bought Ork Major Minis, glory to Gork and Mork!
Future video - top 10 storylines that have so much potential but GW hasn't developed in years.
Ork lore is so wholesome 😊
Do you have a vid talking about which Zeno factions can be turned to chaos.
My head canon is that when Khorne tried to claim Yarrick’s soul Gork or Mork intervened and have kept him in their realm until they feel it is time to unleash him to either push the Orks or, in an even more brutally cunning move, have him lead the Orks in a certain direction
It still cracks me up that one of my favorite warhammer lore guys is just fuckin' jacked.
Cool video. Could you do one about Lelith Hesperax?
I remember hearing them described as fighting each other like a cartoon fight cloud through the warp.
Destroying anything it comes across and pulling in anyone dumb enough to get too close.
Yoooo! Keep up the Ork stuff man! The greenskins are out here and we appreciate it!
You can't convince me that we're not the actual bedrock of the 40K community, lol. Everyone loves Ork players, and so few people in the online media community show us any love that we're pretty easy to keep on your team.
Sorry if we're not making you as much money bro, or not buying enough merch. I guarantee you're securing a base though dude.
Just because we're Ork players doesn't mean we won't watch ALL your other stuff, you're just securing our views.
Hello Majorkill,
Would you kindly make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy? Pretty please? Thank you.
Day 147 of asking for a dedicated series of videos detailing in depth the Lion El'Heresy
Could Gork and Mork… be ascended corrupted old ones and could that sped up their devolution to the orc race?
Hey I work in a job where I'm not allowed to wear tank tops but I can do anything on a tee so if we could get some more of those I'd love it
Bought a gigamekk/ork warlord and ork demon killer. Can't wait
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Nearly 25% of the video is an ad
5:38 AI art ? Really ? After all you said that's disappointing.
How do you know it's even AI
@@504godzilla I mean, just look at it
@@504godzilla I don't know the fact that the fabric doesn't make sense, that it looks like a generic rpg armour with pearls added at random. Or you know THE FACT THAT THE WEAPON ON THE ORK RIGHT HAND HASN'T DECIDED IF IT WAS A GUN OR A SWORD.
Idk you ever think maybe he gives 0 fvcks about what you think ? I know I don't.
@@504godzilla took me 5 seconds to notice the teeth either you are blind or dumb or ..... Both