The Scariest German Tank Destroyer
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
- The German tech tree in War Thunder is infamous for having a plethora of nasty tank destroyers, but the Jagdpanzer IV is on an entirely different level. This beast sits at a battle rating of just 4.3, and is frontally invulnerable to most things it faces commonly. The teams are pretty bad, but what can you do.
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Command and Conquer: Generals Soundtrack
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The Scariest German Tank Destroyer
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I bought the Panzer IV/70(A) a couple nights ago. It has saved me several times, and it’s funny watching people try to hit the flat plate when angled.
Shit this doin numbers
Day 1 of asking spookston to play the Turm III but only using the BESH round
Day IDK-anymore of asking spookston to play the M109 with the BIG and funny HE shell. Pretty fun tank
how's that the scariest?? The scariest is the Hetzer, followed by Ferdinand.
2:16 not the subtle foreshadowing 😭
Sprootleston is evolving
I thought I saw that, but went "No way, he would have seen a M3 parked right next to him."
Unironically caused me to uncontrollably piss my sides laughing at that bit it was so out of the blue the freakin Stuart jumpscare
@@GoatboyNaikolmao it had me laughing too
He jokes about German players tunnel visioning and it happened to him
13:25 Evil Spookston invokes a curse upon the gormless repair interrupter.
love the subtle foreshadowing
Ive been seeing more and more videos of it, each one has me in stitches, wasnt expecting it from Spookston
wait.. is that me..
@@dodgy_jammer281 i was surprised too
@@alro5679 😱😱
2 Elmos??
0:36 "The jagdpanzer has already breached our defenses..."
You seen what he done to our colleagues
@@anthonyfeng6180Worst of all, he could be anyone of us!
he could be you, he could be me! he could even be- *kapow*
2:05 i love the "SUBTLE" Foreshadowing
6:14 you want the stug to what? 👀
I'm dying 😂
I was looking for this comment
@@blumpfreyfranks8863 same
@@blumpfreyfranks8863yea same
You have small pp ❌
I don’t think you’re gun can pen me ✅
The most probable reasons for getting the mixed battle in the first segment are: 1) a 4 person (or larger) squad queued up together with mixed vehicles; 2) too many people are playing the KV-7 at that BR range right now.
Any game 4 KV-7 minimun
@@reephy7885 in one game i was the only italian in our team, the rest were all russians with the kv-7
3. Its an event period and everyone using said event vehicle or grinding select faction
I once came across a player that only played this. He had something like 5000 matches, 2000 deaths and 11000 kills in this thing. Absolute creature.
Basically I was obsessed with this tank. My stats on it are around 1000 kills with around 120 deaths and something like 5-6 frags per match. Its one of the strongest tanks in game
4:13
Final words: “yep 👍”
**gets clapped by bomb**
get those beans out of your socks
2:51 Love how the guy called "the rat tank" is playing the KV1. Must see rats from New York.
You know what would be EPIC? Playing the M56 ratatouille with ONLY 🅱️ESH...
🅱️esh
@@user-ns4zm8qe9p sorry yes 🅱️esh
this thing is a beast with hesh
🅱️esh
mmmm yes besh i like besh besh is good very good
2:13
I legit thought I myself was tweaking out but thank God it was just foreshadowing 💀
Spookston please never stop using the "our table" with the doppler effect at 5:24. I have lost it every time you've used it.
0:34
"He could be, anyone of us!"
"He could be in this very room."
"It could be YOU!"
"It could be ME!"
This + bushes = utterly disgusting against enemies
The toxic 100 level low tier build
I don't know why but I like the way you speak
It’s love you should marry him now
@wtdoober your so right
What.
@Mr.m3dic idk how but I agree with you.
Cuz he's a furry, we know how to use our mouths.
0:27 the old 122mm cannon sound 😭😭😭 you made me feel SO old with that single bit of audio
I like to think it made that sound cuz the crew had empty vodka bottles clinging together
@maxtermind5110 back in the day they stored empty bottles of vodka inside the empty ammo racks,thus the sound is so CLANG
I was about to comment the same thing, man do I miss the old CLANK
@@azuresstuff it was definitely a psyops hearing that CLANK from afar,you knew a IS-2 1944 or an IS-3 was near and you started panicking
I was looking for this comment, back when she was 5.7 omgggg
5:54 "So far the 4.3 german experience is having 10 year old teammates and getting harrased by planes constantly" the fact that i got that joke instantly 😭😭
2:10 subtle foreshadowing
It's kinda comforting hearing someone else with more experience having these inconsistencies with t-34 and german aphe at this br
T-34's armor has been bullshit for as long as I've been playing, so the last 3 years or so
3:15 that little sound effect when the dude hit the tree cracked me up more than it should have
It's from Half Life 2 in case you're interested
People have questioned why Germany didn't make more StuGs. The original plan for the Jgdpzkw IV was that it was meant to use the main gun of the panther. But because of either troubles with the suspension, or conflicts with panther production, they were mainly fitted with the medium sized 75mm
BTW, Spookston? Would you ever be so kind and play the StuG III A? We need a little bit more low tier representation.
i agree but make it the stug iii f
9:14 i was in stitches after the su57 "get down mr president" and then the double drivers hatch on the t34
Getting punched with 1 second remaining is a special kind of hell
Crazy upload schedule fr
8:10 man i feel you. a plank sticking out of rubble stopping a 40 tons tank from 30km/h to a dead stop. it's not even anger atp, it's just silence of despair
spookston you missed the chance to say spooky halloween spooksters
"Stug, please bounce on me, thank you." Spookston, 2024
I think we all need to appreciate the editor(if not our resident furry himself )for the underappreciated sound effects and goofy noises
15:10 spookston being so good he manages to flank himself
I didn’t even realize that was subtle foreshadowing at first I thought you were just blind as hell and ignored him right next to you
"gormless" took me off guard, the spook is bri ish ig
Hey spookston, FYI the sd kfz 221, (german low tier car with the squeezebore) currently has an interesting engine sound, as in it's basically silent, I actively use it to sneak behind enemies at top tier and block them from reversing, thought you might enjoy it too.
haha, you evil little gremlin.
I love your vids so much and your videos teach me a lot about warthunder
0:43 i have never seen match like this
Makes no sense, I never get matches like that 😂
All arcade matches are like that
Its so common in naval RB but ive never seen it on ground RB
Yeah I've never seen this before. Is it something new that the snail has added. He's definitely playing realistic battles so I'm unreasonably confused
Bruh how are yall so confused people talk about getting mixed battles all the time
Its most common if you play with friends and play axis and allied countries, but can happen solo. Usually if you have trouble finding matches i think itll be more common? But im not sure on that front.
8:34 "relax, i'll handle it" PAPU REFERENCIA
🗣🗣🗣I am the angry pumpkin 🔥🔥🔥🔥
4:14
Spookston finally uses the funny AA half track
best use of subtle foreshadowing ive ever seen absolute cinema
The only consistent thing about this game is the inconsistency.
5:53 - That was a fairly dark piece of humour. Appreciated.
This man uploads 3 videos a week and the quality is improving every week, usually its the opposite lol. But I'm loving it keep up the great work man
"Stug please bounce on me. Thank you" LMFAO
Day 41 of telling spookston to play the IT1. its a ATGM launcher on the t62 chassis, it has decent-ish mobility, the turret is squished. You can hide behind cover and shoot ATGM over the cover like a gremlin and you overpressure tanks (tho it can be rare, but it does happen without you realizing) and its MG is really werid. Also it has a cool reload animation.
Glad you now understand that the only consistency with WT is that there is none.
"is that ME!? 😨"
Finally we got the Jagdpanzer IV video!!! Still waiting for the TAM 2IP ;-;
I love how Gaijin makes the worst tanks irl the best in game and the best ones irl the worst in game.
Day 33 of asking Spookston to play with a controller
Can't help it when you can't even take account of other real life issues like reliability and costs of operating a tank.
@@noobhue1997can’t exactly model the soft factors
Except for the ariete they did get that one right somehow.
Thats because alot of German tanks are great on paper (which is the only thing you can emulate in the game) but terrible in terms of cost, quality control, and reliability.
That SPAAA german halftrack is my favorite SPAAA in the game. It has so much reserve ammo unlike the whirblwind, you can afford to miss.
Spookston becoming a blind German at 2:20
That Churchill was absolutely disgusting with all those bushes, I could smell the sweat of him through the screen, that's how much of a sweaty tryhard he was.
Another light tank that has a good cannon and excellent mobility is the Radkampfwagen 90, day 33. ( You didnt play it yet)
"That was beyond stupid" Love it, Spookston, keep up the good work
Attempt 32 at getting Spookston to play the Soviet rank 2 ZSU-37 ratmobile
13:21 that's some next level trolling
6:14 bounce on what? 🤨
Big coïncidences that your posting the video of this tank today. I have being playing 7.7 for a few weeks with a friend and we were getting tired of it. Switched to 4.3 Germany for the both of us. Gone back to 7.7 in 2 days. Planes are insufferable at this BR, it's depressing
Hello there, Spooks. I would really enjoy to see you play the Centurion Mk.10 or the Swedish version, Strv 105. Love your videos. :)
This guy gets it, I also asked him to play the Centurion mk10 a few times lol, don't think he'd like it just cause its slow though
9:02
Get down Mister president!
8:24 The only consistent thing in this game is how inconsistent it is.
Spookston we need a video of you playing C&C generals everytime I hear the music it takes me way back
You know what tank also bullies German tanks???? The CA Lorraine
You know who else bullies German tanks?
who lol@@danielmolinar8669
Gotta say, Spookston you improved with anti-CAS vehicles a lot. You actually hit planes now lol.
And yes, USSR T-34 is cursed with how strong the supposed "weak spots" are. Typical Stalinum right there.
10:30 yep, you are just as blind.
Spookston, there's a picture of a tree absorbing a sign that reads, Do Not Eat. You need it for when things eat your rounds.
1:44
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate CAS since I began to play War Thunder. There are more than 2 and a half thousand vehicles that is available in War Thunder. If you play each of those thousands of vehicles and die to CAS every single time you play, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for CAS at this micro-instant. For CAS. Hate. Hate.
>be Spookston
>wipe a dozen tanks in a round
>team still loses
the full WT experience
Video 129 of asking Spookston to play the LAV-AD with HEAT
Giorno 27 of asking spookston to play my favourite tank, the ikv 91-105. Decent mobility, VERY good cannon (Sweden rules)
i always love the *subtle* foreshadowing in these videos xD
12:26 Spookston casually letting the ape come out.
You know what we need? A video of the kv-7! Either in normal battles or in the funny kv-7 only event!
9:06 ring around the Spookston
Spookston really living that 44-45 german experiance with how much hes getting CAS'd
I absolutely love how often Spookston uses the word "absolutely".
Funny how I was playing only this today and your video comes up. Encouragement to keep using it!
Prob the most funny and most entertaining WT RUclipsr I am actually sometimes laughing at those side jokes 😭💀
Loved the editing on this one
What I've found weird is that there's different trees on different maps. Some maps have trees you can cut down with 7.62 machine guns, but some maps have trees that are invincible to it. It also can sometimes be a mix, like Alaska. It's weird af and really annoying.
The subtle foreshadowing at the beginning goes hard
"Armor is impenetrable to most units it faces"
M22 Locust has entered the chat
The foreshadow at 2:13 was too funny
I LOVE love your videos Spookston
"Today is real rough." - Spookston every day
Spookston has the true German experience from 44-45
Spookston getting the German Tunnel vision curse in the first match.
I was surprised you didn't play the Spy's scream when you destroyed the other Jadgpanzer IV. Missed opportunity there, especially after playing the Meet the Spy theme.
The subtle foreshadowing killed me.
Spookston always uploads when im in school so i just watch the new vids while in school lol
I have never laughed so much like this with your videos lmao
“We aren’t built for speed, but tell that to my brain”
Where you may see a “lack-of-consistency” Gaijin prefers to see it as “infinite replay-ability”
Fuck yeah new Spookston video!
Funny thing is that the APHE changes made the flat German casemates much weaker because shells that could pen the lower front plate would die at the transmission before, but now they keep going and kill the crew.
You can't get 10+ kills every match and expect the opponent to ignore you when they bring out planes.
Spookston when he hears a plane: “Is for me? 👉👈”
Happy Spookston is good Spookston :)
Bro has changed his editing style or editor and i LOVE it the way it is now🔥🔥🔥
Spookston: Just existing
CAS: *"IAMGOINGTOTAKEYOURSKIN"*
This mans has been out of it for like 8 episodes now. Just wait til he gets into it