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  • Опубликовано: 20 мар 2017
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  • @chadgarrett6947
    @chadgarrett6947 4 года назад +22304

    Turns out when you play as the robot getting the oil, it was really the first "strand type game".

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 6 лет назад +16225

    >activates self destruct
    >All her clothes explode
    Yeah, seems about right.

    • @Ole_Rasmussen
      @Ole_Rasmussen 5 лет назад +1409

      Yoko Taro: "I like girls"

    • @agentc7020
      @agentc7020 4 года назад +288

      Ole Rasmussen honest with himself

    • @baburik
      @baburik 4 года назад +80

      it never fails to not to distract myself... iycwim

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 4 года назад +59

      The clothes are robotic! KILL HER!

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 4 года назад +28

      I mean, it is technically...

  • @jefferyjohnson3925
    @jefferyjohnson3925 5 лет назад +15305

    Dunkey: they eat people, kill them all!
    *Robots actually eat people*
    Dunkey: That wasn't part of my plan

    • @_b1itzkri3g21
      @_b1itzkri3g21 4 года назад +726

      "I fuckin knew it!!"

    • @Kingbenford
      @Kingbenford 4 года назад +176

      Stealthys - “you weren’t supposed to do that”

    • @soom-1359
      @soom-1359 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +22

      Dunkey is always right
      But at what cost?

    • @J122J95
      @J122J95 3 года назад +8

      In xenoblade, they do

  • @Punkbustrd
    @Punkbustrd 5 лет назад +11977

    Played the game for 2b's butt... finished the game rethinking my purpose of life...

    • @chrisjogos
      @chrisjogos 5 лет назад +335

      Me too

    • @MinKingpin
      @MinKingpin 5 лет назад +430

      Well this took a turn

    • @koboltcatalyzer606
      @koboltcatalyzer606 5 лет назад +1448

      @Negative Space Philosophy hits like a truck. And so does about 300 pounds of robot booty.

    • @afrocrumble8721
      @afrocrumble8721 5 лет назад +475

      ...and my new purpose in life...is 2b's butt

    • @lollmao3247
      @lollmao3247 5 лет назад +115

      @@afrocrumble8721 imagen 2b even thiccer..

  • @Azarieth
    @Azarieth 7 лет назад +9655

    I swear Raiden gets girlier every game

    • @I_like_Batman
      @I_like_Batman 7 лет назад +533

      I am 2B, the ass transformed.

    • @franxx941
      @franxx941 7 лет назад +45

      lol

    • @Ukayeah
      @Ukayeah 7 лет назад +52

      Not Eugene Even the president Trump made that mistake once, he was a girl all along.

    • @autruff18
      @autruff18 7 лет назад +71

      he's a eunuch cyborg... of coz he can transgend anytime he wants

    • @simrangarcia1721
      @simrangarcia1721 7 лет назад +3

      Not Eugene my thoughts exactly.

  • @tehdmanvids3
    @tehdmanvids3 7 лет назад +11860

    "WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHER?!"
    "I thought it would be funny!"

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад +464

      Irony is, the idiot actually asked for it.

    • @CherrySteinz
      @CherrySteinz 6 лет назад +27

      Bernardo Heusi That's what I was thinking

    • @henrysouza7267
      @henrysouza7267 6 лет назад +231

      "Don't take it out on me!"

    • @bronjovi8096
      @bronjovi8096 6 лет назад +31

      That part gets me every time XD

    • @savage7882
      @savage7882 6 лет назад +114

      JUST A PRANK BRO

  • @max-md6pf
    @max-md6pf Год назад +253

    "I want to be a prostitute again" part killed me. i'm dead now.

  • @AngryKatie18
    @AngryKatie18 3 года назад +198

    “Them robots just make a naked Sephiroth.” That should be the entire description printed on the box. Perfect 10/10 game summary.

  • @Ebtalon
    @Ebtalon 7 лет назад +3551

    THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WEINERS

    • @elise9823
      @elise9823 7 лет назад +183

      They made a naked Sephiroth though

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 7 лет назад +22

      ThAT'S sEXSisT!1! 231ER3920RJ09283URJ0HJFDHWELIFY0W2QUCDNKLSAOJE3R
      *Reboot Process In Progress*

    • @LoerdNoerd
      @LoerdNoerd 7 лет назад +11

      Fuyukage Raine ... who lacks Weiner as well. Coincidence?

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 7 лет назад +31

      Fisto reporting for duty.

    • @elise9823
      @elise9823 7 лет назад +9

      LoerdNoerd Sweet mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes-Benz, you're absolutely right.

  • @Jarekx2007
    @Jarekx2007 7 лет назад +3195

    Holy shit they actually do eat people.

    • @gendgree2269
      @gendgree2269 7 лет назад +97

      Jarekx2007 they're eating Androids. not people

    • @0qabnas
      @0qabnas 7 лет назад +195

      But Androids are the only people left on Earth.

    • @wprstx2
      @wprstx2 7 лет назад +56

      Androids aint people dammit. THEY MAY THINK THEY ARE, BUT THEY AINT.

    • @hgdge
      @hgdge 7 лет назад +38

      Holy fuck that was a plot twist for me.

    • @LieutenantAmerica
      @LieutenantAmerica 7 лет назад +145

      And then they're gonna eat me!

  • @StormyGeddon
    @StormyGeddon 4 года назад +350

    Dunkey’s totally sincere “ew” at 2:27 is what sold me on this game

  • @rchetype7029
    @rchetype7029 6 лет назад +6528

    Calling Nier a cute robot game is like callkng Watership Down a cute rabit book.

    • @misan2456
      @misan2456 5 лет назад +41

      Lmao

    • @mysterycupofjoe2670
      @mysterycupofjoe2670 4 года назад +156

      Good analogy.

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 4 года назад +53

      I jokingly comment this a lot, but this time mean it.
      100% Lore accurate!
      Big mood.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 года назад +88

      I haven't played the game, but is it really that dark? I mean ngl the robots eating people caught me off guard cause I thought Dunkey was just joking.

    • @Betrix5060
      @Betrix5060 4 года назад +98

      @@ammagon4519 Yeah, it gets pretty dark. Highly recommend it, and if you want a hearty dose of existentialism you could do worse.

  • @seanrogers3389
    @seanrogers3389 7 лет назад +7510

    Robot :"I am not hostile"
    Dunkey: "Kill this guy!"
    Robot: "I am your son"
    Dunkey: "Kill this guy!"

    • @raunaqsingh1457
      @raunaqsingh1457 7 лет назад +795

      sean rogers "white flag means we surrender"
      "Kill this guy"

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon 7 лет назад +256

      I love how he was justified in this too, thanks to the ending.

    • @SeraphimxSins
      @SeraphimxSins 6 лет назад +29

      +Halvos Not really? Those robots were infected, and those weren't humans anyways, humans are extinct in this world. Also, there's multiple routes/endings btw. (and not that usual lazy multi ending writing that has you go through all the same shit over & over but barely introduces anything new per playthrough)

    • @quaza2001
      @quaza2001 3 года назад +47

      @@SeraphimxSins Stop defending robots, they are evil and they eat people

    • @yeetyfreety6938
      @yeetyfreety6938 2 года назад +31

      @@SeraphimxSins Those are white flags of hostility!

  • @BooBear
    @BooBear 7 лет назад +11662

    A lot of people have been asking so, the game is
    NieR: Automata
    It's the spiritual successor to the highly beloved, critical darling, PlayStation exclusive, "Knack".

    • @kilomaster
      @kilomaster 7 лет назад +17

      FiftyShadesOfCaucasian No it isn't

    • @michaeltalley170
      @michaeltalley170 7 лет назад +405

      Uh oh, did somebody say KNAAAAAACK?!

    • @graphicdefault603
      @graphicdefault603 7 лет назад +5

      except not repetitive

    • @AlainReyes
      @AlainReyes 7 лет назад +10

      FiftyShadesOfCaucasian is this PS4 exclusive?

    • @adj789
      @adj789 7 лет назад +18

      how many caucasians are you

  • @HotK0ffee
    @HotK0ffee 5 лет назад +826

    He makes this game make look so much more happier than t is

    • @hollow8194
      @hollow8194 4 года назад +14

      Should I take the game seriously? I am currently downloading it and wondering if it is like undertale (Who you kill and your choices ACTUALLY matter)

    • @Josef_1186
      @Josef_1186 4 года назад +86

      Take it seriously. Do your very best to avoid spoilers. Make sure to get all 5 endings (A, B, C, D, and E).

    • @hollow8194
      @hollow8194 4 года назад +8

      @@Josef_1186 alright thanks man! I'll tell you how it was after i get into it a bit

    • @creampuff6801
      @creampuff6801 4 года назад +20

      @@hollow8194 Totally go in seriously. Do sidequests. Not all of them are full of lore, but you will feel a lot of stuff.

    • @epicshibexd5049
      @epicshibexd5049 4 года назад +38

      @@hollow8194 As the other commenters said, you have to take it super seriously and avoid all spoilers. Don't even look up OST and stuff. The game is absolutely amazing and I wouldn't want anyone to lose that experience.

  • @Adventuriseable
    @Adventuriseable 4 года назад +516

    "Why did you kill my brother?!"
    "I thought it would be funny! Why you gotta take it out on me?"

  • @ultrasgore5301
    @ultrasgore5301 7 лет назад +8356

    Hm?
    Huh?
    Hm?
    Psycho Mantis?

  • @Gstrangeman96
    @Gstrangeman96 7 лет назад +3797

    That one scene with the robot and the cradle saying "Child" might just be the most haunting scene I've ever seen.

    • @Linkinbird617
      @Linkinbird617 6 лет назад +693

      Oh... it gets worse.

    • @God-mb8wi
      @God-mb8wi 6 лет назад +81

      I completely disagree.

    • @michaelmcmahon5623
      @michaelmcmahon5623 6 лет назад +87

      Somebody's never played Spec Ops: The Line.

    • @krombopulos_michael
      @krombopulos_michael 6 лет назад +118

      Anonnymouse Hacker low quality bait, 3/10

    • @i.147
      @i.147 6 лет назад +37

      +Anonnymouse Hacker If you wanna troll, at least try buddy

  • @jcasella78
    @jcasella78 5 лет назад +311

    It makes you FEEL like existential despair

  • @sobergus
    @sobergus 3 года назад +858

    Hah, this is game is fucking hilarious! I oughta give it a try.
    *Plays game*
    This is the most depressings game I've ever played.

    • @dbfzato-1327
      @dbfzato-1327 2 года назад +43

      Beautifully melancholic is a better way to describe it :)

    • @someoneb4691
      @someoneb4691 2 года назад +26

      Just wait till you play Nier Replicant...

    • @crucible1084
      @crucible1084 2 года назад +8

      If you want depressing
      Play Persona 3 Fes

    • @ohboi2119
      @ohboi2119 2 года назад +5

      Just wait till you play LISA.

    • @bichiroloXP
      @bichiroloXP 2 года назад +22

      Just wait till you play chess against my grandpa.

  • @o.49
    @o.49 6 лет назад +3078

    A speedrun of this game will be so simple. Step 1. Remove OS Chip. World Record Set.

    • @not_proton
      @not_proton 4 года назад +114

      Any % speedrun
      Just complete the 1st spaceship mission, upon reaching land, remove chip,
      2 min max

    • @gameguru7495
      @gameguru7495 3 года назад +185

      Sliiight spoilers:
      There’s a quicker ending. Just die in the first flight section. That’s the quickest attainable ending.

    • @not_proton
      @not_proton 3 года назад +20

      @@gameguru7495 no, that restarts immediately, doesn't count as ending

    • @gameguru7495
      @gameguru7495 3 года назад +58

      R E X is that not Ending W?

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 3 года назад +85

      @@not_proton you're wrong. That unlocks ending w

  • @wynteryfox
    @wynteryfox 7 лет назад +1723

    "Are they...Eating them?"
    "I FUCKIN KNEW IT"

    • @breadstickboss4358
      @breadstickboss4358 7 лет назад +16

      Wow nice like bait

    • @zeroideas3722
      @zeroideas3722 6 лет назад +47

      But.. he didn't say something like "Like this to get a million dollars" or something like that. How's that a like bait?

    • @gavart4509
      @gavart4509 6 лет назад +41

      OmNic
      The bitch just stood there watching
      "Are they eating them"
      Well go fucking help already

  • @arxeha
    @arxeha 5 лет назад +85

    *climbs any ladder*
    "~What a thrill..."

  • @spicypotatoes301
    @spicypotatoes301 5 лет назад +207

    2:35 this game has some great fan service

  • @GarketMardener
    @GarketMardener 7 лет назад +502

    NO DUNKEY, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCC THE ROBOTS, NOT DESTROY THEM

    • @1BenDoverWilson
      @1BenDoverWilson 7 лет назад +136

      GarketMardener BUT THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY WIENERS!

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 7 лет назад +7

      don't lecture me, GarketMardener, I see through the lies of the fuccers

    • @freddiefaulig8751
      @freddiefaulig8751 7 лет назад +4

      Ben Wilson stupid fucking robots, pissing me off

    • @GarketMardener
      @GarketMardener 7 лет назад +3

      Fraternally and Undeniably Cuddle the Cutes
      What else did you think it meant??
      :^)
      Just kidding i didnt play it yet therefore i can't say shit. They did intentionally make her butt "perfect" though

    • @narej1337
      @narej1337 7 лет назад

      BRING BALANCE, TO THE ROBOT CARRYING OIL, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS.

  • @lecheesbueno9336
    @lecheesbueno9336 6 лет назад +3727

    *They actually eat people*
    Top 10 Anime Twists of All Time

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 лет назад +72

      Bruh that's just the beginning of the twists. That one doesn't even make top 15 for this game.

    • @shonthacreator6146
      @shonthacreator6146 4 года назад +2

      Fr

    • @mad_max21
      @mad_max21 3 года назад +4

      "People" Flesh robots are still robots.

    • @Chickenworm9394
      @Chickenworm9394 3 года назад

      FACT: There was no "people" around to be eaten

    • @akiraakiraakiraakira
      @akiraakiraakiraakira 3 года назад +2

      actually the replicants are perfect copies without souls, so yeah, they eat people (without souls)

  • @lanckston
    @lanckston 4 года назад +78

    4:03 Dunkey clearly did it for the vine, making this attack unfounded in a court of law

  • @Rings-
    @Rings- 3 года назад +118

    All jokes asides though, this is easily one of the best game I've played. the story is legendary, this game has changed my life, And im sure as hell it changed thousands of other.

    • @dammnpeople3131
      @dammnpeople3131 2 года назад +10

      a game changed your life lol.
      youre easy to influence

    • @Rings-
      @Rings- 2 года назад +37

      Pretty sure i'm harder to influence than you.

    • @agreedboarart3188
      @agreedboarart3188 Год назад

      First game is better lol

    • @DragonOfTheMortalKombat
      @DragonOfTheMortalKombat 11 месяцев назад +1

      "This game changed my life" Kinda depressing to know that your life isn't much outside video games.

    • @ILikeSoda229
      @ILikeSoda229 7 месяцев назад +5

      To this thread: Uhh, what? Plenty of games have changed people’s lives, this isn’t exactly something new or unheard of. Stop trying to downplay OP’s experience just because they liked a game.

  • @nicat6153
    @nicat6153 7 лет назад +2730

    Wow, this game has some weird storyline... I'm impressed.
    I knew Hideo Kojima wouldn't let us down with Death Stranding.

    • @totarachi3041
      @totarachi3041 7 лет назад +30

      Nicat Memmedov pls no misinform me mind

    • @marloges
      @marloges 7 лет назад +27

      +Susano' o It's actually not that hard to understand... just like Metal Gear. Those franchises just have a very complex and therefore confusing lore.
      Kingdom Hearts is the confusing shit.

    • @-xxx__butt_muncherxxx-lit695
      @-xxx__butt_muncherxxx-lit695 7 лет назад +4

      Nicat Memmedov oooh, I thought this was the unofficial mgs six: the weird ass finale, even more weird than the last one, which had a half naked sniper lady that wouldn't talk until the end of the game to save venom snake from diying and I probably spoiled it for people that haven't played it but, hey, that's OK.
      -Hideo (can do anything cuz I'm awesome) Kojima

    • @ethankulig6296
      @ethankulig6296 7 лет назад +20

      Nier is actually simple to understand.
      (Warning, definite spoilers to the twist of the original Nier, if you're still interested in playing)
      It plays off the ending of a Drakengard game, in which one of the characters had transported to "modern day" Earth. A bacteria on this character infected the humans who had no resistance to it, causing them to crystallize and pretty much turn into salt. It turned into an epidemic that swept across the globe, pretty much decimating the human population.
      In an attempt to save humanity, there was an experiment done known as the Gestalt Program. Basically it separated the soul from the human body. From there, scientists and developers created newer synthetic bodies, basically androids, that were immune to the effects of the bacteria. Well, shit went wrong, and the bodies started becoming sentient, developing their own "soul". This stranded the original souls outside of their bodies, preventing them from re-entering their hosts. That is the basic enemy type known as a "Shade" in the original Nier.
      This, obviously, takes place in either an alternate version of that universe, or a different part of the planet where instead of ripping out people's souls, they instead funded projects to build a space station and have humanity live there. And the little head that you see crash into a robot, that the characters in Nier: Automata talk about killing, was one of the original characters of the Nier cast.
      I haven't fully played through Nier: Automata yet, so I can't give a basic story break down. But yeah. Not too hard to understand.

    • @EmporerEmblem
      @EmporerEmblem 7 лет назад +7

      To be precise, a novel based off of ending A of Drakengard 3 leads to Drakengard 1, who's ending D leads to NieR, followed by ending D of NieR: Replicant (the japanese PS3 version of the game, where you play as a teenage pretty boy trying to save his sister, the japanese 360 version, along with all international releases are in fact NieR: Gestalt, where you play as as a middle-aged guy trying to save uis daughter) leading to another novel that has been dubbed by the community as NieR ending E, which then leads to NieR:Automata... and then there are the stage plays... man Yoko Taro is one hell of a weird genius when it comes to writing

  • @Dasaltwarrior
    @Dasaltwarrior 6 лет назад +13289

    I played through this game to completion recently and seeing dunkey hard murder pascal made my heart drop like a fukkin boulder.

  • @spicygwen2615
    @spicygwen2615 5 лет назад +38

    Robots: we surrender
    2B: Are you mocking us?
    **Kills them all**

  • @babyyoda4052
    @babyyoda4052 4 года назад +88

    4:00 still one of the funniest clips of all time

  • @SupahtheTubemon
    @SupahtheTubemon 7 лет назад +1839

    Next video title after Dunkey clears Route C
    "Depressing Robot Game"

  • @DagamerPC
    @DagamerPC 7 лет назад +5112

    Fun fact: 99% of Steam Players who have played N:A have the achievement for looking up 2B's skirt (10 times)

    • @kreater120
      @kreater120 7 лет назад +928

      I was looking at the enviroment on the ps4 to appreciate the beauty. The camera was heavily shaking because of a bug thingy when I held the camera down, I got the achievement by looking at her skirt lmao

    • @fattesttitsincairo
      @fattesttitsincairo 7 лет назад +1316

      Bepis there's an achievement for THAT ?
      i'm buying this game

    • @swugward7872
      @swugward7872 7 лет назад +512

      The OtakuOne that's what they all say

    • @kreater120
      @kreater120 7 лет назад +203

      Fun fact: I tell the truth and you don't have to believe me either. :)

    • @phuuc8075
      @phuuc8075 7 лет назад +75

      that achievement is to show other people that u're a perv...

  • @__dane__
    @__dane__ 3 года назад +27

    It is extremely impressive how little of the game he spoiled in this video

    • @adamweinberg2532
      @adamweinberg2532 2 года назад +15

      ikr? Arranging the segments out of order and without context was a really smart move

  • @Rob_Thorsman
    @Rob_Thorsman 2 года назад +8

    Robot: Please don't kill me! It hurts!
    2B: It has no idea what it's saying. It's just imitating words it's heard.

  • @leemurphy1793
    @leemurphy1793 6 лет назад +6756

    9S: "Looks like they really dont want to fight"
    Dunkey:"KILL THEM ALL!! WHOOOO!!
    *My favorite part*

    • @FruitCapoeira
      @FruitCapoeira 6 лет назад +57

      Lee Murphy his "WHOOOO!!" was perfectly timed with 2B's swing i died laughing

    • @cheesenipspartymix
      @cheesenipspartymix 4 года назад +25

      What about the “you don’t even have any weiners!” I was fucking dying

    • @Bobandy902
      @Bobandy902 4 года назад +4

      Watching him annihilate Pascal in a split second made me lose my shit I loved that

    • @Vengeful_Attacker
      @Vengeful_Attacker 3 года назад +5

      Pretty sure he got the [N]o man's village before anyone else.

    • @aqswdeaqswde3655
      @aqswdeaqswde3655 2 года назад

      2:35
      _What a thrill..._

  • @somedude5657
    @somedude5657 7 лет назад +427

    L O R D G I G G A M U N G U S

    • @Gundamseeddabest
      @Gundamseeddabest 6 лет назад +7

      Wire One was that sexual harassment you just did?

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 лет назад +6

      Dunkey trolled everyone here, Lord Gigamungus is actually the hardest boss in the game

    • @Nupero
      @Nupero 3 года назад +1

      among us Ha ha H xDxd

    • @bikrantborsaikia
      @bikrantborsaikia 3 года назад

      oh no amongus was predicted 4 years ago.. the prophecy IS TRUE

    • @mrtruman4339
      @mrtruman4339 2 года назад

      sussy 😳

  • @Big_box_657
    @Big_box_657 3 года назад +18

    Robots made a naked sephiroth is my new favourite sentence

  • @LottaSnacks5
    @LottaSnacks5 7 лет назад +751

    Satanic Ritual? Self Destruct? WIENERS!? You must be that robot...

  • @darknesswolf5325
    @darknesswolf5325 7 лет назад +1510

    I don't even care what game dunky plays, I just want to hear dunky.

    • @darknesswolf5325
      @darknesswolf5325 7 лет назад +17

      Also, i wish he uploaded more.😥

    • @giantWario
      @giantWario 7 лет назад +38

      Once a week is pretty good. I mean he could upload a video every day like Pewds but the quality would drop like crazy.

    • @gabrielgomez1395
      @gabrielgomez1395 7 лет назад +14

      "Pewds"
      More like "cancer."

    • @nothingbutastupidshit4039
      @nothingbutastupidshit4039 7 лет назад +13

      "Mayor Milford Meanswell"
      More like "lack of originality."

    • @youngcracker9517
      @youngcracker9517 7 лет назад

      Nothing But Sarcasm got em

  • @dauntlessnicholas1672
    @dauntlessnicholas1672 4 года назад +34

    I played this when it first came out on the PS4, but stopped at Ending B. And that was one of the worst mistake I’ve ever made. If you haven’t played the Nier automata, play it, enjoy it, treasure it, and love it. Every aspect, personalities and storyline links together and form this perfect ARPG. I didn’t even realize that I clocked in almost 40 hours of game time in less than 5 days. It’s a timeless masterpiece

    • @noisydope
      @noisydope 4 года назад +3

      this is exactly what ive found out in the past few days. currently on route C and its just under 40 hrs. excellent game

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 3 года назад +3

      does A inARPG stands for Androidasscheeks?

    • @szaka9395
      @szaka9395 2 месяца назад

      Bro for 7 years i was thinking that its a dumb hack and slash with sexy chicks. A game that nobody will remember. I forgot about it and never looked it again. Something clicked in me after 7 years and i wanted to play a stupid hack and slash with sexy chicks, because why not? OH HOW WRONG WAS I. This game instantly got nr1 of all games i ever played in my life. I sacrificed my first save, even as i wanted to clear game 100%, but the ending was so EPIC i had to. I would be an egoist bitch if i wouldnt. Replaying it right now.

  • @aqswdeaqswde3655
    @aqswdeaqswde3655 2 года назад +7

    1:47
    So... no one gonna mention the hilarious way 9S goes flying after the self-destruction?

  • @hyun1539
    @hyun1539 7 лет назад +2181

    "Robots just made a naked Sephiroth" 😂😂😂

    • @syahiran00
      @syahiran00 5 лет назад +5

      minecraftpro_45 lol

    • @TheUltrasora
      @TheUltrasora 4 года назад +11

      *Hears sephiroth ominous music
      "Sephiroth" aporouches with his ridiculously long "sword".
      9999 damage infincted.

    • @bubbaducky7961
      @bubbaducky7961 4 года назад +1

      I read this right as he said it.

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 3 года назад

      a DICKLESS naked sephiroth, I bet og sephiroth had a huge PP

    • @2girls1shovel
      @2girls1shovel 3 года назад

      Really makes you FEEL like naked Sephiroth

  • @daftpunk89
    @daftpunk89 7 лет назад +3454

    I actually bought this game because of this video. Thank you Dunkey.

    • @fuckingcatfurry825
      @fuckingcatfurry825 7 лет назад +355

      mike quilez Because of this game, I bought Dunkey. Thanks video!

    • @whiz8569
      @whiz8569 7 лет назад +18

      What is this game called?

    • @DavisSgt
      @DavisSgt 7 лет назад +146

      whiz 85 Nier : Automata

    • @nero4884
      @nero4884 7 лет назад +198

      whiz 85 Near a Tomato

    • @RADIOACTIVEBUNY
      @RADIOACTIVEBUNY 7 лет назад +11

      You still laughing?

  • @TheGreyParse
    @TheGreyParse 5 лет назад +49

    1:48
    Almost blasted 9S clear off the roof.

  • @carbondieinsideo_o2658
    @carbondieinsideo_o2658 5 лет назад +39

    2:18 son, what are u watching in there?

  • @edmundbarker2311
    @edmundbarker2311 7 лет назад +1348

    "What the fuck is this, robots? Is this some kinda Satanic ritual?"
    Everyone's reaction when they first learn about Nier and Yoko Taro.

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 6 лет назад +50

      yoko taro is a sick bastard. but he is still a genius. i just love him hahaha

    • @textexadecimal9340
      @textexadecimal9340 6 лет назад +5

      mustafa chey Was the game really just all around that fucked up...
      I might play it now

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 6 лет назад +5

      Tex Texadecimal play it, its the best game i have ever played.

    • @rollforrupees6479
      @rollforrupees6479 6 лет назад +2

      Its the moste depressing game ive played in years.

    • @muss2055
      @muss2055 6 лет назад +3

      Roll For Rupees agreed. i fucking cried.

  • @TheJiminyJim
    @TheJiminyJim 7 лет назад +385

    2:49 At the moment when they raised their heads and opened thier mouth I though they gonna burst into laughter

    • @TheJiminyJim
      @TheJiminyJim 7 лет назад +9

      I dunno why

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 7 лет назад +14

      they were about to, but then more pressing matters came up.

    • @FoxuF
      @FoxuF 7 лет назад +2

      name of.the game?

    • @b.rogers8452
      @b.rogers8452 7 лет назад +27

      "This is the part where we throw back our heads and laugh!"

    • @spooon5063
      @spooon5063 7 лет назад +2

      IANHAPPYFOX 55 Roblox

  • @kaboom5651
    @kaboom5651 4 года назад +16

    4:30
    Speedrunners: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @cloud99vii27
    @cloud99vii27 2 года назад +5

    You know a game is THAT good when dunkey kills Pascal and makes me freaking scream NOOO WAYY

  • @golemcrimson
    @golemcrimson 7 лет назад +2533

    I found this a bit spoiler-free, but it still gave me a good impression of the game. It's getting my money.

  • @zeromailss
    @zeromailss 6 лет назад +4164

    Getting this game early was the wisest thing I did this year

    • @Andrewallday
      @Andrewallday 6 лет назад +26

      What’s this game called? Sorry if it already written somewhere

    • @SetsunaNoUta
      @SetsunaNoUta 6 лет назад +119

      +Grant Griffiths NieR: Automata

    • @user-qz6pz2oz8x
      @user-qz6pz2oz8x 5 лет назад +93

      I'm glad I finished the game before watching this

    • @duffin6068
      @duffin6068 5 лет назад

      i see you everywhere

    • @andersonrayregalia8378
      @andersonrayregalia8378 5 лет назад +8

      にゃあエイリアンMeowAlien the ending broke my heart aaaaa

  • @owenhammon9363
    @owenhammon9363 5 лет назад +104

    2:35 SNAKE EATER

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 4 года назад +11

    4:01
    Oh, hey, Goku !

  • @banana9019
    @banana9019 7 лет назад +456

    Metal gear?!?
    Psychomantis?
    Robots?

  • @philippesvensson767
    @philippesvensson767 7 лет назад +2469

    So it's like madden?

    • @videogamedunkey
      @videogamedunkey  7 лет назад +718

      yes

    • @Carboncluster
      @Carboncluster 7 лет назад +9

      videogamedunkey Whats the song in the Outro though?

    • @naosou921
      @naosou921 7 лет назад +41

      oh look guys it is one of those fake dunkey accounts.

    • @-aku-1630
      @-aku-1630 7 лет назад +33

      Go Madden

    • @videogamedunkey
      @videogamedunkey  7 лет назад +187

      pac attack menu theme - snes version

  • @djhyperfresh76
    @djhyperfresh76 4 года назад +17

    "you don't need to call me ma'am"
    "Huh?"
    "You don't need to be so formal"
    "Codex?"
    "Face camo?"
    "Key card?"
    "Second floor basement?"

  • @miyukiteishi9051
    @miyukiteishi9051 2 года назад +8

    Man I really did not expect him to obliterate pascal like that

  • @I_like_Batman
    @I_like_Batman 7 лет назад +338

    For anyone wondering, this video does contain spoilers. Watch at your own risk.

    • @charliebobluanski2
      @charliebobluanski2 7 лет назад

      thank you kind stranger❤️

    • @aruandum9234
      @aruandum9234 7 лет назад +5

      I like batman thank you, u saved me

    • @Zinshin
      @Zinshin 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah this came a little too late. I figured that Dunkey was showing a lot of the major cutscenes, like the birthing and WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHER. Is there still more to the story?

    • @paladan4597
      @paladan4597 7 лет назад +5

      Just finished my first playthrough, agree with Bane.
      Nothing in this video was all that spoilery, unless you ONLY plan on playing route A

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 7 лет назад +15

      There's A LOT more to this game.

  • @12trillioniq25
    @12trillioniq25 7 лет назад +2106

    WALL-E 2 is pretty different from the first one. I like how after he brought all the people back to Earth, he turned into a soulless, communist bastard and started eating them all. Didn't really think Disney would take it into that direction, but it's pretty alright.

    • @isillor529
      @isillor529 7 лет назад

      this is nier not walle 2 dumbass

    • @ulrich1337
      @ulrich1337 7 лет назад +91

      no its walle 2

    • @CloroxBleach-mh5mk
      @CloroxBleach-mh5mk 7 лет назад +51

      jim gordon Need a drink?

    • @speedos
      @speedos 7 лет назад +30

      Disney- - > Dinsey - -> Dinkey
      Was dungus behind this all along?

    • @early8939
      @early8939 7 лет назад +8

      Its definitely Wall-E 2.
      Oh btw im guessing your like a 9 year old or just really really fucking dumb.

  • @hoitem6500
    @hoitem6500 2 года назад +4

    Damn, that robot in the thumbnail is really attractive!
    2B's alright too, I guess.

  • @adoellex8000
    @adoellex8000 5 лет назад +11

    "Go... without me..." *Dying*
    ... "K." *Leaves*

  • @losmentos5078
    @losmentos5078 6 лет назад +846

    -Please go without me
    “ok”

  • @461Dragonman
    @461Dragonman 7 лет назад +4899

    Holy shit, this is the best game I've ever seen. Asses, naked Sephiroth, ladders, AND robots!?
    3/10
    - It's not Super Mario Bros. 2

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 7 лет назад +10

      'bout right

    • @DullVivid
      @DullVivid 7 лет назад +91

      2/10 - it's not Super Mario Bros 3, which is also not Super Mario Bros 2.

    • @HellsWaffle
      @HellsWaffle 7 лет назад +14

      But where's the Grappling hook?

    • @WuTanGKiLLaZ
      @WuTanGKiLLaZ 7 лет назад +6

      There's a pod ability that lets you hookshot to enemies

    • @lostcompassion90
      @lostcompassion90 7 лет назад +5

      dumb idiot But where's the Grappling hook?

  • @nintenx1235
    @nintenx1235 9 месяцев назад +1

    The Drakengard series is trip.
    From dragons, glowing red eyes and a giant white woman to a giant white woman's ashes causing glowing red eyes and hot androids fighting robots in high heels.

  • @px64
    @px64 3 года назад +9

    3:50
    "Can I go back to be in that prostitute now?"

  • @berserk2606
    @berserk2606 7 лет назад +172

    I lost it when she was climbing up a ladder and snake eater briefly played

  • @chelseasellars3197
    @chelseasellars3197 7 лет назад +174

    The moment 'naked Sephiroth' was spoken I just - I died.

  • @Kotoro-Amon
    @Kotoro-Amon 8 месяцев назад +2

    I got the skirt achievement and I felt a little shame, I never knew there was an a achievement for that.

  • @alldy7836
    @alldy7836 3 года назад +2

    he murdered the entire robot village with that music playing in the backround..
    only a psychopath would do that

  • @Razeluxe01
    @Razeluxe01 7 лет назад +2022

    This is legit my game of the year already though. This fuckin' game will take you for a ride.

    • @Nirr0
      @Nirr0 7 лет назад +72

      Razeluxe01 you mean Persona5, right ? neiR is only good because of 2B's phat ass

    • @Razeluxe01
      @Razeluxe01 7 лет назад +276

      Still a good game no matter how much I want her to sit on my face.

    • @holopawdruid6816
      @holopawdruid6816 7 лет назад +192

      I'm one of the biggest Persona fanboys you'll find and even I admit I like NieR:A even more than Persona 5. It's my favorite game ever.

    • @Nirr0
      @Nirr0 7 лет назад +21

      to each their own, persona 5 is basically perfect to me. neiR suffers some writing issues, and don't even get me started with the camera in some sequences. it's trying really hard to be bayonetta without being as solid as bayonetta.

    • @AmbassadorLuke
      @AmbassadorLuke 7 лет назад +154

      The game doesn't have writing issues. The thing with Yoko Taro games is that his stories are found elsewhere ie the story about A2 is found in a stageplay. The story continues in the Nier Concert that just finished last weekend (Post Ending E story). Sadly people who aren't involved with knowing how Yoko Taro does his story telling won't know these things.

  • @manwe1532
    @manwe1532 7 лет назад +126

    "Name's Jackass" "You're that ninja"

  • @wolfpackgaming9632
    @wolfpackgaming9632 4 года назад +3

    I went into this just knowing he was going to kill the non hostile robots but it still broke my heart when he actually did it lol

  • @geronimoguy111
    @geronimoguy111 4 года назад +22

    He should've shown the bit where there are Romeos and Juliets

    • @kutayarcan911
      @kutayarcan911 4 года назад +3

      It's a side quest and he probably skipped it.

    • @ExySmexy
      @ExySmexy 3 года назад

      @@kutayarcan911 he probably didnt finish ending B at all

    • @atom8248
      @atom8248 3 года назад +2

      @@ExySmexy he has a level 50 a2 in one video so im pretty sure he did actually

  • @LiamRomK
    @LiamRomK 7 лет назад +315

    They're eating them! And then they're gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!

  • @TheGreatestGinja
    @TheGreatestGinja 7 лет назад +507

    wow i didnt know anything about this game besides seeing fan made art of 2b now im really confused

    • @joinsideke
      @joinsideke 7 лет назад +88

      In the future, aliens attacked Earth with an army of robots, and the last of humanity escaped to the moon. They later sent androids back down to fight the robots and reclaim Earth for them. And then shit gets crazy. (This is the super simplified version. It's technically a sequel, and the back story is actually even more crazy, but so far in my playthrough it hasn't really tied in with the new one, besides some throwbacks.)

    • @Zyl0s
      @Zyl0s 7 лет назад +116

      Joinsideke So when and why do they start sending prostitutes? Did they run out of androids?

    • @adlindorsal9877
      @adlindorsal9877 7 лет назад +49

      Well, the story is mind-fuckingly good. Yoko Taro dark story-telling with the amazing gameplay from Platinum.

    • @maxmurray6008
      @maxmurray6008 7 лет назад

      Yo are you kidding me right now. That's my screenname.

    • @FoeReaper
      @FoeReaper 7 лет назад +28

      Fukin weebs

  • @benj.j
    @benj.j 5 лет назад +25

    Best game i played. And soundtrack was flaweless

  • @vmw410
    @vmw410 2 года назад

    For some reason, I had been avoiding videogamedunkey. But this guy is funny. I’m subbing

  • @SirBumRush
    @SirBumRush 7 лет назад +487

    This MGSV DLC looks wild.

  • @nftgamer5895
    @nftgamer5895 2 года назад +4

    one of the best games i've ever played...
    (personal idea)

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 4 года назад +7

    If Dunkey was still around during the Nier: Automata timeline, the androids would have been less depressed.

  • @gaynutbuster
    @gaynutbuster 6 лет назад +2645

    1:09 Oh, wow... That's genuinely made feel so sad.

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 6 лет назад +200

      We see them eating humans at the end dude

    • @Prozitive
      @Prozitive 6 лет назад +352

      Thesobersandwitch they were separate that's the robot in pascal's village they not harm us but at that camp from ending of video that was an infected robot so they go berserk

    • @anubis6173
      @anubis6173 6 лет назад +301

      KILL EM ALL WOOOOOO

    • @gabeitch9142
      @gabeitch9142 6 лет назад +3

      RhinoMan That Guy my man

    • @binal-flecki2387
      @binal-flecki2387 6 лет назад +35

      laughed my ass off at that part

  • @Aoenias
    @Aoenias 7 лет назад +160

    The bucket robot song is the game over (versus mode) music from Dr Mario on the NES version and the outro song is the Pac Attack menu theme on the SNES version.
    You're welcome everybody asking about the songs.

    • @provideos98
      @provideos98 7 лет назад +2

      what about the song at 3:14?

    • @Aoenias
      @Aoenias 7 лет назад +13

      That's on the Nier Automata Soundtrack. C'mon dude. It's the Automata version of Song of the Ancients from Nier.

    • @oilychefofblackpepper
      @oilychefofblackpepper 6 лет назад +3

      what about when the heavy metal kicks in at 0:44

    • @crankyshaman4531
      @crankyshaman4531 6 лет назад

      Thank you!!!

    • @skinlesscat5058
      @skinlesscat5058 Год назад

      whats the heavy metal song

  • @th3hyp3g0d8
    @th3hyp3g0d8 3 года назад +15

    3:14 Lord giga what? 😳

    • @Kirisaga
      @Kirisaga 3 года назад +3

      😱😱😱😱(omg!!!!!🔴)⬅

    • @BongoBybs
      @BongoBybs 3 года назад +4

      Good thing I checked newest first before I made the joke again

    • @micheal5117
      @micheal5117 2 года назад

      the pretender is mistrustful

  • @saimir77
    @saimir77 Год назад +4

    Just beat it today and got the E ending. Amazing experience.

  • @LunarAce64
    @LunarAce64 7 лет назад +478

    Horizon NieR : Breath of the Dawnmata
    Nailed it.

    • @fredrik5827
      @fredrik5827 7 лет назад +18

      Don't forget to try to cram in Mass effect there as well.

    • @TheDerpOfHolland
      @TheDerpOfHolland 7 лет назад +42

      Horizon effect: Breath of the Automata

    • @Shomus
      @Shomus 7 лет назад +3

      Nailed it.

    • @dospaquetes
      @dospaquetes 7 лет назад +5

      Zero outta Zelda

    • @soralink411
      @soralink411 7 лет назад +6

      +Danny Boy Jango someone gets it.

  • @rektanglex
    @rektanglex 6 лет назад +597

    If that girl's ass is a robot, then the key feature of the game is robots.

  • @Hunter-im3tg
    @Hunter-im3tg 2 года назад +3

    The amusement park theme 😍

  • @mohamedchaib5084
    @mohamedchaib5084 2 года назад +3

    BEST Game in the whole goddamn univers my nibba

  • @justawholelottastupi
    @justawholelottastupi 6 лет назад +1257

    Shhh. No one tell dunkey that the main characters are also robots.

    • @dantethebloodedge2485
      @dantethebloodedge2485 3 года назад +100

      I think he knew that because at the end he killed them by removing everything

    • @baconmunchgd5447
      @baconmunchgd5447 3 года назад +11

      Well they are androids not robots

    • @PanArchive
      @PanArchive 3 года назад +37

      @@baconmunchgd5447 I advise playing through the entire game next time

    • @baconmunchgd5447
      @baconmunchgd5447 3 года назад +2

      @@PanArchive that bait sure is yummy isn’t it

    • @hawkemesa
      @hawkemesa 3 года назад +20

      @@baconmunchgd5447 I've got some bad news, friend. One of the late game revelations is that the Yorha brand Androids are specifically made with machine (robot) cores unlike the other androids on the planet. It's why the logic virus works on them and spreads with no prior warning.
      The only purpose of the Yorha androids is to fight and die with the machines so that they can continue to have a purpose.

  • @ErikMikkelsen1
    @ErikMikkelsen1 7 лет назад +348

    I loved the snippet of the Snake Eater theme song at 2:35

  • @oliharris8768
    @oliharris8768 4 года назад +29

    "WHY DID YOU KILL MY BROTHERR!!!1!!"
    "I thought it would be funny"

  • @gentle68
    @gentle68 3 года назад +5

    3:18 GIG *AMONG US*
    GUYS ITS BEEN HERE

  • @thegoldencaulk2742
    @thegoldencaulk2742 7 лет назад +3415

    If you want the robots to have wieners, you have to buy the spinoff game "Wie-Nier: Automata"
    Obviously

  • @Ashoingbob
    @Ashoingbob 7 лет назад +1154

    My Honest review on Knack 2
    The game runs through the original three Indy films and while it follows the stories well, there are some segments that have been added or tweaked to better fit the title. For example, after rescuing Marion from her bar towards the start of Raiders of the Lost Ark, you'll run through a section where you work along a snowy cliff side, take on some Germans and eventually head out of the area. Similarly, the temple at the end of the Last Crusade has much more than three tests to pass, with plenty of mostly non-deadly puzzles to complete before you get to the Grail. This all works well in terms of how the game plays as well as its pacing, and most all of the segments are fun, though there's certainly a bigger separation between game and films than what we saw with the LEGO Star Wars titles.
    Though there's obviously a lack of Force powers this time around, Traveller's Tales has once again done a good job of providing distinct character groups. Indiana Jones' whip always comes in handy, and he's the only one that can open a number of the game's sections thanks to its numerous uses. Thugees, the bad guys from the Temple of Doom, are able to "talk" to statues of Kali and open up secret areas, while people with manuscripts, like Henry Jones Sr. or Elsa, are able to decipher hieroglyphs and open other secrets. Some characters come with shovels or wrenches, which allow them to dig up objects or fix broken items.

    Fights with armed enemies can be a nuisance when all you have is your fists.
    The cool thing here is that aside from Indy's whip (or a tiny character's small stature), you're able to find all of these items in-game to help you solve puzzles. So even if you only have Junior and Willie at your disposal, you'll be able to dig up treasure if you can find a shovel nearby, or you can work with hieroglyphs if you can find a book. There are plenty of areas that won't have these things lying around, requiring that you come back in Free Play to unlock more goodies, but the puzzle variety is able to be mixed much better throughout the game thanks to the ability to pick up and use items.
    Adding a bit more character to the main cast are phobias that a couple of them have. Indy, for instance, is afraid of snakes, while Willie is scared of spiders. Both will cower in fear when near them, so you'll need to use another character to either clear the way or go ahead and solve a puzzle without them. It's a small touch, but one that works well to bring about some of the characters' traits from the films to the game. Since the characters don't really talk though, Short Round lacks his funny quips and just winds up being short. Oh well.
    A somewhat big difference between the Star Wars and Indiana Jones LEGO games is the focus of combat. While most characters either had a lightsaber or blaster in the Star Wars titles, the combat in LEGO Indy is largely hand-to-hand. You can pick up guns that enemies drop, but they're only good for a few shots before they expire. While this is mostly fine, it can be a little frustrating when there are a group of armed enemies on-screen and you have no choice but to repeatedly jump while running at them in order to try and dodge their shots. You will inevitably get hit and probably even die a few times in the scuffle. While you have infinite lives of course, it's still frustrating to know that you don't really have a good chance of coming out unscathed in these encounters and simply have to bear down and charge until everyone is dead.
    5 out 6

    • @zk1960
      @zk1960 7 лет назад +13

      Jacket's Piece you wrote an essay

    • @MLRTH
      @MLRTH 7 лет назад +32

      I love to imagine you drafting this in Word days before this video came out

    • @pyroishere6078
      @pyroishere6078 7 лет назад

      Jacket's Piece beautiful

    • @revu34
      @revu34 7 лет назад +1

      Random = Funny (always)

    • @KuroDHero
      @KuroDHero 7 лет назад +7

      this is why i love dunkeys comment section

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi Год назад +3

    I'm glad the lady from Rule34 got her own game. Good for her!

  • @KhangNguyen-qn4bh
    @KhangNguyen-qn4bh 2 года назад +4

    2:59 No, don’t kill Emil! He has suffer enough already, he lived on for thousands of years for his friends and protect Earth even though they already died…

  • @willm5032
    @willm5032 7 лет назад +145

    I FUCKIN KNEW IT
    One of the best endings ever

  • @asrielnightmeuur9577
    @asrielnightmeuur9577 7 лет назад +515

    1:07
    "Looks like they don't really want to fight."
    "KILL THEM ALL! WOOH!"