FLYING CARDBOARD TAXI! | PGN # 305 | GTA 5 Roleplay

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2021
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    Today in GTA 5 RP - Harold has made a cardboard taxi that is capable of flying, and we're going to be picking up customers across the city and seeing their reactions to it... this is what happened..
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  • @jmwFILMS
    @jmwFILMS  2 года назад +229

    Happy New Year! Would you take Harold's flying taxi?
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  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 2 года назад +728

    Harold is probably the most powerful being to ever roam PGN. He even built a time machine once and traveled to the times of RDO

    • @Hiimreggie
      @Hiimreggie 2 года назад +39

      Don't forget about the crazy dude that predicts disasters

    • @ZTrollface
      @ZTrollface 2 года назад +14

      @@Hiimreggie oh yeah, i wish jmw makes more of those videos, i love them.

    • @Hiimreggie
      @Hiimreggie 2 года назад +5

      @@ZTrollface progamer dude does thoes videos

    • @KamusIsHere
      @KamusIsHere 2 года назад +12

      Yeah harolds the pgn Rick Sanchez

    • @RKS2K
      @RKS2K 2 года назад +5

      He also lifted his magnet truck up

  • @Kenya_Berry
    @Kenya_Berry 2 года назад +351

    The 3 rules of Harold:
    He doesn’t speak English
    He always gets stopped by an officer
    Everything he does works

  • @albinoguidedog
    @albinoguidedog 2 года назад +79

    7:11 "I'll probably call you again cuz I have no other source of transportation". Most relatable quote.

  • @justsomedrunkdemon4159
    @justsomedrunkdemon4159 2 года назад +78

    I bet 50 bucks a cop in one episode will yell “GOD DAMN IT ITS HAROLD!”

    • @Jeffery_bezos
      @Jeffery_bezos Год назад +2

      I hope

    • @thewyvernfortress9108
      @thewyvernfortress9108 Год назад +7

      I have come from the future to say that yes, a cop did. Bout a month or so back.

    • @Siristhisyourcar
      @Siristhisyourcar 4 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@thewyvernfortress9108I'm from further further the future, what video exactly was that?

  • @carlnielsen3874
    @carlnielsen3874 2 года назад +162

    Cardboard Falcon needs to be Harold’s new sidekick. Just screaming at people when they don’t understand or upset Harold

    • @flarethedragonlord7470
      @flarethedragonlord7470 2 года назад +10

      Yaaaaaas we need to see more of Harold s falcon

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 года назад +6

      @@flarethedragonlord7470 He must also have a fleet of faulty cardboard vehicles!!!

  • @gixxersilk
    @gixxersilk 2 года назад +256

    I didn’t think the Harold trilogy could get any stranger.

    • @silasramsbottom497
      @silasramsbottom497 2 года назад +7

      Police Chief Haroldwas the best

    • @WindyGO21
      @WindyGO21 2 года назад

      Or could it?

    • @WindyGO21
      @WindyGO21 2 года назад

      *detective music starts to play*

    • @zebra1065
      @zebra1065 2 года назад +6

      its far bigger than a trilogy by this point

    • @WindyGO21
      @WindyGO21 2 года назад

      @zebra yea

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon 2 года назад +57

    Harold: "IT'S A MAGICAL TAXI, FLYING THROUGH THE SKY!"
    FAA: "It'S sHoW tImE!"

  • @ksdtsubfil6840
    @ksdtsubfil6840 2 года назад +31

    I'm so glad Harold has at least categorically decided on the yes and no sounds with "mhm" and "uh-uh" respectively.

  • @kingsrbian4748
    @kingsrbian4748 2 года назад +408

    Video idea: April fools day, Harold speaks perfect English for the day. The next day, he goes back to speaking his regular language

    • @SkullStormer
      @SkullStormer 2 года назад +22

      That good one

    • @jonathanwillams4083
      @jonathanwillams4083 2 года назад +66

      Yeah and it's fancy English like the stereotypical rich person English

    • @hauntedmedic373
      @hauntedmedic373 Год назад +9

      ​@@jonathanwillams4083 even better!

    • @OmegaQuinn
      @OmegaQuinn Год назад +15

      Better yet, it’s his normal language but he randomly slips in long posh English words that make no sense in context. And confuse the hell out of others

    • @Spoon211
      @Spoon211 Год назад +9

      @@OmegaQuinn nah that’s not as good no offense the fancy English is funnier

  • @lightingfire2287
    @lightingfire2287 2 года назад +481

    Nothing like starting off the new year with Harold I'm looking forward to all the new content coming this year JMW

    • @TheDerpySpartan
      @TheDerpySpartan 2 года назад +3

      Could not have said it better myself. Need more Harold shenanigans 😁

    • @bye1546
      @bye1546 2 года назад

      Yep

    • @hounddogjakegaming
      @hounddogjakegaming 2 года назад

      Yup

    • @TheDerpySpartan
      @TheDerpySpartan 2 года назад

      @Echo yeah i did not mean like every episode. I just mean that harold vids can be months apart. Just like another every now and then 👍

  • @williamsnyder8399
    @williamsnyder8399 2 года назад +5

    I lost it when the FAA showed up acting like cops 🤣. My grandfather worked for the FAA, I can tell you they never did anything like that, absolutely hilarious

  • @hunterox1232
    @hunterox1232 2 года назад +7

    2:34
    “Is The bird alright at least?”
    Hawk caws*
    “Ima take that as a yes.” 😂😂😂

  • @rivynnyah1467
    @rivynnyah1467 2 года назад +129

    "So many weird things happening... Anyways" proceeds to rocket into the sky in cardboard car plane

  • @rivynnyah1467
    @rivynnyah1467 2 года назад +196

    Always gotta love the absolute insanity that Harold brings wherever he goes!

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 года назад +7

      If you call for an Uber and see a crazy Harold driving a make shift vehicle you know something is going down!!!

  • @travelingbandana
    @travelingbandana Год назад +2

    6:58 we all appreciate Harold and I love it when the people know and put on their seatbelts for Extra protection they knew what they were getting into and they appreciate it good for them 😭😂😂😂😂❤️

  • @arandompersononyoutube8135
    @arandompersononyoutube8135 2 года назад +14

    Harold is a certified legend

  • @Wheatley_Darwin
    @Wheatley_Darwin 2 года назад +252

    harold should eat batteries, but after he eats 10 batteries he shocks anyone within his radius

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 2 года назад +28

      Also if the person he touches has a firearm on them it goes off, causes cars to break down, power outages when he touches light switches and even ruins cell phones or kills fish when he goes swimming.

    • @Wheatley_Darwin
      @Wheatley_Darwin 2 года назад +7

      @@SophiaAphrodite yes.... the test subject that can only be described as Zeus himself.....

    • @antisanity_
      @antisanity_ 2 года назад +13

      Harold is an SCP and I can 100% see him doing that XD

    • @Wheatley_Darwin
      @Wheatley_Darwin 2 года назад +6

      Just pure chaos, as all test subjects are to experience

    • @encrypted9423
      @encrypted9423 2 года назад +1

      this should be a vid

  • @SonicSpeed0705
    @SonicSpeed0705 2 года назад +148

    I think Harold needs to comeback with a vengeance. And machineguns strapped to a homemade airplane. Idea: Harold attacks the FAA with a cardboard Fighter Jet.

    • @LongPug
      @LongPug 2 года назад +11

      What a beautiful concept for a work of art…

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 года назад +7

      @@LongPug Yes, but he must have his bird side kick with him!!!😄😁😆🤣👏

  • @Freelancer837
    @Freelancer837 2 года назад +5

    The way Harold just did the airplan noises when the Aviation Administration asked him what the vehicle was was just brilliant

  • @nullblasterthevoidmaker1750
    @nullblasterthevoidmaker1750 2 года назад +8

    Two rides in, nobody dead or injured yet, despite it all. Definitely an interesting ride. Would fly with Harold.

  • @IXFlipyap
    @IXFlipyap 2 года назад +143

    i loved the max payne internal monologues that was a good rp

    • @bananaguard6178
      @bananaguard6178 2 года назад +4

      How was this 13 hours ago

    • @TheGlaFla
      @TheGlaFla 2 года назад +10

      @@bananaguard6178 member

    • @user-charlie2
      @user-charlie2 2 года назад +1

      @@bananaguard6178 Yea impossible..

    • @Loudkona
      @Loudkona 2 года назад +3

      @@user-charlie2 members of the channel get to watch it before we do

  • @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692
    @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692 2 года назад +30

    Only Harold could understand the complexity of the aerodynamic and acceleration forces that such a car would have to experience.

  • @marcusdesanta1922
    @marcusdesanta1922 2 года назад +5

    Harold has his family reunions and goes crazy all over Los Santos idea

  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken 2 года назад +3

    One hell of a way to start up the year!
    Makes me think - the opposite of this might be fun to do too! Advertise a private plane/plane taxi service, come in with a jet, and then _exclusively drive_ where you have to go. No flying. Just pretend you're trying to get enough speed to take off the entire time or something, and every time you hit something or go into a curve just go "Ah damn, gotta slow down again, can't fly yet", that kinda thing

  • @Only1199
    @Only1199 2 года назад +72

    Would love to see a whacky races rp or even make it a server event, let the server go wild with creativity.

    • @Pokefan8263
      @Pokefan8263 2 года назад +2

      This would be amazing especially if everyone had fully customized vehicles

  • @ironsharkz
    @ironsharkz 2 года назад +46

    I should've expected you to start the new year off with something both chaotic and perfect.

  • @MistaTwigz
    @MistaTwigz 2 года назад +5

    Not even five minutes into the video and I'm laughing my ass off.
    Dude: Is the bird alright, at least?
    Hawk: SQUEEE!

  • @blengdiabloed7335
    @blengdiabloed7335 2 года назад +11

    you know it's a good video when the government's FAA is involved in Harold's shenanigans

  • @josephehlers2007
    @josephehlers2007 2 года назад +10

    “What is this vehicle sir?”
    Harold “veeeeeerm?”

  • @swat3
    @swat3 2 года назад +27

    Next time, after being released from Jail, Harold need to build a Cardboard F-16 and get revenge on the FAA!

  • @Emerald-Reversal
    @Emerald-Reversal 2 года назад +3

    I like to imagine that this is what fast traveling in any video game is like, Harold just appears with his cardboard Taxi and you're in for a ride.

  • @timort2260
    @timort2260 2 года назад +8

    Damn running from the FAA is a hell of a way to start the year.

  • @haydenmorgan7698
    @haydenmorgan7698 2 года назад +23

    Harold should make some kind of makeshift mech made out of scrap parts

  • @randomprimarissalamander8735
    @randomprimarissalamander8735 2 года назад +16

    I like to think Harold is explain the extremely complex innerworkings of his invention but no one understands him

  • @beneficentgold9963
    @beneficentgold9963 2 года назад +2

    Harold creates an interdimensional portal to a land of cardboard and scrap. He brings people along they get separated but can't ask for directions because all the locals talk like Harold. They eventually get arrested by officers wearing cardboard uniforms but can't explain themselves to the cops because they only speak Sims.

  • @GamingMasterAnthony
    @GamingMasterAnthony 2 года назад +15

    Saw “cardboard taxi” and I instantly knew it was going to be a Harold episode.
    Oh yeah, happy new year everyone!

  • @franklyidontcare7885
    @franklyidontcare7885 2 года назад +59

    Harold doesn't know how to speak English but can make a flying taxi out of carbord

    • @nilanshur
      @nilanshur 2 года назад +19

      Learning English is a waste of time for Harold

    • @goodgenes0
      @goodgenes0 2 года назад +4

      shaposhila

  • @Mister_G.D._Muscovy
    @Mister_G.D._Muscovy 2 года назад +14

    I hope we get to see more of the Max Payne character.

  • @2themax351
    @2themax351 2 года назад +1

    Holy crap, i just realize what Harold's power actually is. He's a warhammer 40k orc, this man can turn mundane objects and junk into somehow working machines and instrument of war, and since Harold believe it works, it really works.

  • @theasexualidiot4803
    @theasexualidiot4803 2 года назад +8

    A genie that takes things a *bit* too literally.

  • @gruntmasterbroadcast
    @gruntmasterbroadcast 2 года назад +19

    Idea: A food delivery company that delivers food, however in the very tiniest of prints on the food delivery service it is stated in very tiny text, that the ingredients used may be substituted, nonexistent, or just straight-up cardboard. Hilarity should ensue quite understandably quite quickly. Edit: For example, someone orders a peanut butter sandwich, the sandwich when received instead of peanut butter there's just wall insulation, and instead of bread there's just hardened sand, felt I best include a type of example just in case.

  • @hunter2183
    @hunter2183 2 года назад +29

    Idea: Harold gets a dog that attacks everything

  • @AlovicGrim
    @AlovicGrim 2 года назад +1

    The fact max paine was monologuing was the best.

  • @WessJess
    @WessJess 2 года назад

    Harold can bend anything to his will, he just defied the laws of physics with a car not even aerodynamic to become a glider with magical thrusters

  • @Starrykaz
    @Starrykaz 2 года назад +31

    Great video! Harold always makes the most wacky and funniest inventions. It’s the best! Happy New Year!

  • @3k4landrew
    @3k4landrew 2 года назад +8

    At this point Harold is just an SCP. He defies all laws of physics.

    • @SilentRoadStudio
      @SilentRoadStudio 2 года назад

      He's object class Euclid

    • @Joannes808
      @Joannes808 2 года назад +1

      @@SilentRoadStudio Euclid? I fell that to be an insult! No containment procedure could ever possibly hold the great SCP Herald! Numbers included!

    • @SilentRoadStudio
      @SilentRoadStudio 2 года назад +1

      @@Joannes808 You have a point there but I say he's Euclid cause he is very well misunderstood and unpredictable

    • @Joannes808
      @Joannes808 2 года назад +2

      @@SilentRoadStudio The easiest way to list the difference is this.
      If you put something in a box and nothing happens, it's safe. (Yes even a nuke will fall in this category apparently).
      If you put it in a box, and box might eventually open or tear without maintenance, it's Euclid.
      If you put it in a box, and the box will constantly be on the verge or exploding in a torrent of fire and brimstone, it's Keter.
      If it is the box, it's Thaumiel.
      Herald, is not Thaumiel in the least, i can tell you at least that much.

  • @AntsSpokane
    @AntsSpokane Год назад

    26:58 i love how the cops in the background watched harold's car fall from the sky and did nothing

  • @thechaser1733
    @thechaser1733 2 года назад

    Harold: "beila sheila boppa sheila"
    Guy: "What are you a Sims character"

  • @Cmdr_Exo
    @Cmdr_Exo 2 года назад +18

    Hey Jmw!
    I’ve had COVID for a while now and watching your videos helps with taking my mind off of everything. Keep up the great work👍🏽

    • @SupKing10
      @SupKing10 2 года назад +2

      Good job for fighting it out👍🏾

    • @NoivesMan
      @NoivesMan 2 года назад +3

      Hope you get better!🙏

    • @Cmdr_Exo
      @Cmdr_Exo 2 года назад +1

      @@NoivesMan thx

    • @SuperPlacido1
      @SuperPlacido1 2 года назад

      I hope you will be ok soon and have a happy new year!

    • @SilentRoadStudio
      @SilentRoadStudio 2 года назад

      Get well soon Aj💪

  • @erzuru1207
    @erzuru1207 2 года назад +4

    I loved that guy with the Max Payne Rp, he nailed it

  • @12zgauge
    @12zgauge 2 года назад +1

    Harold is the best character in the jmw universe, change my mind.

  • @cameronstuart3239
    @cameronstuart3239 2 года назад +1

    I have to say. I would love for a video of Harold and Max Payne going on an adventure. Max being super serious and then Harold just trying to help but making things tens times worse for him 😂.

  • @braylen9336
    @braylen9336 2 года назад +8

    Happy new years, there is nothing like starting it with Harold, keep up the great work😃

  • @icroformation59
    @icroformation59 2 года назад

    You can only find this type of stuff in GTA 5 role-play servers, and we respect that.

  • @Zeiphyr013
    @Zeiphyr013 3 месяца назад

    18:13 "so many weird things happening.... anyways"
    proceeds to take off with a flying cardboard taxi xD

  • @arizonaicetea6001
    @arizonaicetea6001 2 года назад +7

    Name the bird after the dude who donated 200 last stream, that dude was so generous!

  • @d.g.t.l6292
    @d.g.t.l6292 2 года назад +5

    Love you and the server, can't wait for what's in store this year

  • @codyball3329
    @codyball3329 Год назад

    Just love the idea of just a taxi barreling into sight and drives absolutely crazy

  • @the-plague-docter
    @the-plague-docter 2 года назад +4

    Imagine when someone asks Harold if he speaks English he pulls out a degree in English

  • @burningjdm
    @burningjdm 2 года назад +4

    What mom sees: Aww just playing with his forts and toys
    What 5 year old me sees:

  • @CPClips
    @CPClips 2 года назад +3

    you know you’re gonna have a good afternoon when jmw uploads

  • @mjp5318
    @mjp5318 2 года назад

    Harold should go into the real estate business selling cardboard homes, or a Food vending cardboard truck, selling rat/bug burgers and hot dogs, and having a bunch of kittens in the truck like that is what he is serving .

  • @thechaser1733
    @thechaser1733 2 года назад +1

    At 19:22 Harold actually spoke English he said "But, alright ok" and then went back to giberish and said beila sheila again but still

  • @anghelschor4528
    @anghelschor4528 2 года назад +4

    Every Time i watch your videos they brighten me. Much love and happy New year! ❤️🥳💫🥂

  • @SirCryptid
    @SirCryptid 2 года назад +3

    Happy New Year JMW! Loving the new content keep up the great work! ❤️🍻🥳

  • @corruptsolstice340
    @corruptsolstice340 Год назад

    Herald has the power of an Orc from Warhammer. If he believes it works, it does.

  • @Coolspypro121
    @Coolspypro121 2 года назад +1

    Harold becomes Spiderman with some villains

  • @nicholaireynolds6873
    @nicholaireynolds6873 2 года назад +4

    Man look how far you have come Jamesgood for you man

  • @TheGlaFla
    @TheGlaFla 2 года назад +4

    24 SECONDS

    • @TheGlaFla
      @TheGlaFla 2 года назад

      24 seconds for someone who's membership is gone

  • @Jakeman302
    @Jakeman302 2 года назад

    19:19 "I'll just be a second"
    ". . .alrigh ok"
    Man was so dumbfounded he spoke english

  • @deanb6899
    @deanb6899 2 года назад +1

    the intro/explation part was pure deja vu

  • @Rachelholtell5820
    @Rachelholtell5820 Год назад

    It's hilarious how Danny the hawk is just enjoying the whole ride🤣🤣🤣🤣🦅🦅🦅

  • @faterevelation
    @faterevelation 2 года назад +1

    Love how the max Payne guy narrated it like he was in the actual game Max Payne 3

  • @mariobiera9797
    @mariobiera9797 2 года назад

    Best Harold video yet! That Max Payne cameo was everything!

  • @h8rraider227
    @h8rraider227 2 года назад

    YESS!!! Harold is baaaack! awesome! the fear in those guys voices while harold flies say it all! lol

  • @hamper6511
    @hamper6511 2 года назад

    Of course we start the year with harold
    He's the most symbolic to the point of religion

  • @nothingnothing7958
    @nothingnothing7958 2 года назад

    " I'm running from the FAA" has to be one of the funniest sentences ever

  • @ksdtsubfil6840
    @ksdtsubfil6840 2 года назад +1

    28:34 lol that's also my defense against my big brother when he's about to beat the crap out of me for eating his chips and cookies

  • @echo2281
    @echo2281 2 года назад

    I’m pretty sure Harold’s just a space wizard and he’s actually just constantly speaking incantations to confuse everyone

  • @thefalloutphoenix
    @thefalloutphoenix 2 года назад

    i am convinced that harold is actually a wizard and he sacrificed his ability to speak for his wisdom and magic

  • @Freelancer837
    @Freelancer837 2 года назад

    I like that in the insanity that is Los Santos, the FAA is the most competent, sane, and normal actual agency in this world lmao

  • @AimwareCom
    @AimwareCom 2 года назад +1

    I felt that so hard , when he said a Bushila

  • @WorthyEpert1
    @WorthyEpert1 2 года назад

    This is something that would be sold on warstock cache and carry as an April fools joke but turns out to be really good and would have its own race series

  • @catdust
    @catdust 2 года назад

    i like how some of the players are just down for Harold's antics

  • @proabishd7104
    @proabishd7104 2 года назад

    a nice Harold video for the new years!

  • @galaxyghost2517
    @galaxyghost2517 2 года назад +1

    I have a crazy idea what if Harald owned a Xenomorph that attacks the city.

  • @Skittlex_YT
    @Skittlex_YT 2 года назад +1

    When Harold flipped off his bird got me dead

  • @m.hstudioproductions6642
    @m.hstudioproductions6642 2 года назад

    I guess you could that Harold started a new AIR TAXI SERVICE!😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @tylerbryan2176
    @tylerbryan2176 2 года назад

    28:10 I laughed so hard when he did that sound I was not expecting that

  • @J2JL-real
    @J2JL-real Год назад

    You know it's a good day when you see Harold flying through the sky in a cardboard taxi and someone in it wants there mama

  • @chooken1480
    @chooken1480 2 года назад

    Harold has to be a very creative character, nice to have another harold video

  • @mrsoul1879
    @mrsoul1879 2 года назад

    i love the car snorkel like he knows he’s gonna go into the water eventually

  • @dataussiematt
    @dataussiematt 2 года назад +2

    11:37 as a max payne fan, this guy doesn't even look the same max payne but his tie is cool ngl

  • @noneya69
    @noneya69 2 года назад +1

    Harold, cardboard tank that fires cardboard bullets

  • @joshuacharney6339
    @joshuacharney6339 Год назад

    Ork belief of "looks right to me. Means it works." At full power right now.

  • @atomicbomb1113
    @atomicbomb1113 2 года назад

    Best new year episode main character "Harold" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ieatelmerglue5586
    @ieatelmerglue5586 2 года назад

    Legend has it, the bag is still in his trunk to this day.

  • @fireflam1682
    @fireflam1682 Год назад +1

    It's the bird that's making it fly.

  • @surpreemleadernoot1771
    @surpreemleadernoot1771 2 года назад +1

    Make the hawk grow bigger and Harold shows him off but it leads to chaos also maybe Harold could fly with his big hawk