TURKEY ARMY INVADES THE SERVER! | PGN # 296 | GTA 5 Roleplay

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @jmwFILMS
    @jmwFILMS  2 года назад +329

    Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for?
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    • @dawz_
      @dawz_ 2 года назад +8

      I am thankful for yes

    • @jesseochoa1623
      @jesseochoa1623 2 года назад +7

      I am thankful for the videos you give us👍

    • @dessirangelova2676
      @dessirangelova2676 2 года назад +1

      This says turkey army where are the turks

    • @arizonaicetea6001
      @arizonaicetea6001 2 года назад +2

      Thankful for (good) game developers and RUclips.

    • @zilla4638
      @zilla4638 2 года назад +2

      I’m thankful for you making theses vids

  • @kingzilla4912
    @kingzilla4912 2 года назад +1023

    I would love for this to be a permanent thing. That turkeys are treated as citizens and you could see random turkeys walking around the server, going to stores and working jobs, and how that affects society in the server. And that Gregory is a recurring characters as the representative of the turkeys.

    • @bobcat1277
      @bobcat1277 2 года назад +70

      Yeah that would be cool

    • @valdecirbatista6815
      @valdecirbatista6815 2 года назад +45

      Yes pls jmw films do that

    • @sinctova
      @sinctova 2 года назад +96

      Imagine doing a serious RP then a fucking turkey comes out of nowhere

    • @orangemv
      @orangemv 2 года назад +67

      Important drug deal between two gangs and then BOOM a turkey comes in

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 2 года назад +51

      @@orangemv and the turkey is a mob boss

  • @snowmavid2762
    @snowmavid2762 2 года назад +37

    31:05 I love the guy who instantly asked if someone was looking for some turkey.

  • @arizonaicetea6001
    @arizonaicetea6001 2 года назад +436

    2:52 I'd like to think all companies in pgn have insanely long names.

    • @3k166
      @3k166 2 года назад +57

      They all do. The successful ones anyway. Its the key to a successful buisness venture... making sure everyone remembers you, not for what your company did but for having a name so unnecessarily incomprehensible it wont leave your mind

    • @arizonaicetea6001
      @arizonaicetea6001 2 года назад +46

      @@3k166 My favorite is mcdonalds happy meal big mac super food yummy food good snacks I'm loving it mcdonalds perfect meal happy meal large fry.

    • @justbamsy9285
      @justbamsy9285 2 года назад +3

      I love you

    • @arizonaicetea6001
      @arizonaicetea6001 2 года назад +4

      @@justbamsy9285 Love you too, buddy.

    • @orangemv
      @orangemv 2 года назад +4

      Yeah totally, The Lost MC bar and detailing restaurant drinks MC workshop garage restaurant motorcycle entusiast club The Eugene drink leathercoat prospect club detailing drinks detailing MC is my favorite business. I like the Gruppe not corrupt protect business protection 6 hospital protection guard money robbery shoot shoot group of 6 armoured truck transfer prison pocket AK attack kill shoot guard robbery much less tho

  • @TaejunChi
    @TaejunChi 2 года назад +381

    GREGORY NEEDS TO BE A CHARACTER IN THE GTA RP SERIES

  • @Only1199
    @Only1199 2 года назад +605

    "pecks with murderous intent" was the best one

    • @data703
      @data703 2 года назад +12

      4:53

    • @fastsnake1
      @fastsnake1 2 года назад +5

      @@data703 2:40 as well

  • @Deerteeth27
    @Deerteeth27 2 года назад +331

    This was actually hilarious oh my god, how about let’s go emus? Their organs are so like small they are pretty much immune to bullets.

  • @schwifty5628
    @schwifty5628 2 года назад +312

    Gives a whole new meaning to turkey massacre

  • @kingofdestin
    @kingofdestin Год назад +6

    To hear a bunch of regular gobbler calls and then you hear a grown man go “gobble” in a deep ass voice has a certain impact

  • @semisimbewe7789
    @semisimbewe7789 2 года назад +286

    Who knew turkeys had such a temper with humans?

    • @dessirangelova2676
      @dessirangelova2676 2 года назад +2

      Litarelyn every balkan

    • @zilla4638
      @zilla4638 2 года назад

      Your comment is from 3 days ago lol

    • @semisimbewe7789
      @semisimbewe7789 2 года назад +2

      @@zilla4638 I am a patron with early access to videos

    • @Omega_Ukanlos
      @Omega_Ukanlos 2 года назад +6

      Audience: *Sees the cool turkey with sun glasses and bombs*
      Reaction: “Jesus Christ, it’s Turkey Borne!”

    • @soulreaper8825
      @soulreaper8825 2 года назад +1

      Who'd blame them

  • @SpitsTheDragon
    @SpitsTheDragon 2 года назад +303

    When the Turkey said "Gobble".... I felt that.

    • @Gdl20061
      @Gdl20061 2 года назад +4

      I am not actually going to eat turkey for Thanksgiving again u remember last year when he sold explosive turkey I didn't eat turkey thinking I will explode 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AverageDistortionEnjoyer.
      @AverageDistortionEnjoyer. 2 года назад +6

      "Gobble..Gobble...Gobble"

    • @x5x
      @x5x 2 года назад +3

      in germany they say goebbels ;) :P

    • @jacobyeater49
      @jacobyeater49 2 года назад +2

      Saud

    • @lillianbryne9734
      @lillianbryne9734 2 года назад

      We all did.

  • @tablelegz
    @tablelegz 2 года назад +58

    17:08 I actually had a very similar nightmare once where a Turkey flew up up a flight of stairs then killed me. Im not even joking

    • @Salmangiga
      @Salmangiga 2 года назад +5

      I have a nightmare my nose getting claw by the crab to dead

  • @esba802
    @esba802 Год назад +3

    “Gregory is such a nice guy!” I love whoever said that!

  • @dawz_
    @dawz_ 2 года назад +52

    The turkeys have had enough and fought back against humanity

  • @Swift-Strike
    @Swift-Strike 2 года назад +52

    Governor: “Turkeys are now illegal to kill, eat, or sell turkeys from now on!”
    Almost instantly some random guy on the dark web: “anyone wanna buy some turkeys?”

  • @donovanthedbzlover576
    @donovanthedbzlover576 2 года назад +92

    I have a idea for part 2 turkey vs chickens the most horrifying war in history
    (PS happy thanksgiving everyone!)

  • @strahilbvg8263
    @strahilbvg8263 2 года назад +17

    32:15 Gregery is such a nice guy

  • @thenewwatchers
    @thenewwatchers 2 года назад +82

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone 😁🎉

  • @quartzel2396
    @quartzel2396 2 года назад +101

    *Me thinking he'll bring back something he's already done*
    Jmw: T.U.R.K.E.Y

  • @Apocryptoz
    @Apocryptoz 2 года назад +86

    I was expecting you to upload something like this on Thanksgiving lmao. Love your content, James. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  • @young.angry.devildawg
    @young.angry.devildawg 2 года назад +16

    i’ll never forget a story my high school biology teacher told me.
    back when he was an active duty US marine, him and his marines were conducting a field training exercise for their upcoming deployment somewhere down south (like south carolina, florida, georgia, maybe even virginia). they were on a ruck march, and ended up setting up camp for the night in the middle of this big open field, completely surrounded by dense forests and tall elephant grass. it was the middle of the night, and as he begins putting together a tent, digging foxholes, etc., he takes a look around and sees HUNDREDS of small, white, beady eyes staring back at him through the trees and grass. next thing you know, he shines his flashlight into the direction of the eyes, and a ton of wild turkeys started charging at him and his marines lmfao. he said how they all had to run back down the same trail they rucked on, up until they reached a truck with their CO in it that followed far behind during the hike for any stragglers that couldn’t keep up. by the time the turkeys reached the truck, and had its bright headlights shining on them, they scattered and allowed the marines to finish setting up camp, until they continued the hike early the next morning.

  • @thecawsomeone1471
    @thecawsomeone1471 2 года назад +5

    32:01 “If I hear this turkey gets executed or assassinated, I will have all of your heads.” Best line from best governor.

  • @thiagomartins1627
    @thiagomartins1627 Год назад +4

    For some reason the turkey speech at the beginning is so epic for some reason

  • @gamergaming6604
    @gamergaming6604 2 года назад +10

    "This turkey is looks cool" had me dying
    18:52

  • @thomasfoolery9882
    @thomasfoolery9882 2 года назад +41

    Just another creature to give the police on this server PTSD. I love it.

  • @romellecox9750
    @romellecox9750 2 года назад +54

    James knows how to make the most amazing and funniest rps ever

  • @thejarmans5649
    @thejarmans5649 2 года назад +16

    I like how the governor became an animal rights activist at the end

  • @redirk2633
    @redirk2633 2 года назад +9

    That one guy at the end
    “Gregory is such a nice guy. :D”

  • @dauntus4885
    @dauntus4885 2 года назад +8

    everyone else: * turkey gobbles*
    random turkey guy : *gobbles in human *

  • @IXFlipyap
    @IXFlipyap 2 года назад +33

    I didn’t know James spoke turkey

  • @Junetheturtle
    @Junetheturtle 2 года назад +4

    “THAT TURKEY GOT A KNIFE”
    Best lines of allq thanksgiving 😂😂😂

  • @tylerkutcher
    @tylerkutcher 2 года назад +39

    This was awesome I was laughing my butt off!! 🤣🤣 happy Thanksgiving to everyone

    • @Gdl20061
      @Gdl20061 2 года назад +1

      Same brother 😂

  • @David_H__
    @David_H__ 2 года назад +21

    While the odds of being killed by a turkey is extremely low, it isn't zero

  • @gruntmasterbroadcast
    @gruntmasterbroadcast 2 года назад +19

    Idea: Clown car derby between rival factions of clowns in the city of Los Santos tis a simple idea but one I figured would be loads of fun potentially.

  • @ninja23yt
    @ninja23yt 2 года назад +7

    4:37 look at that turkey being wholesome, acting like a cat lol

  • @NN-ej7nv
    @NN-ej7nv Год назад +4

    A sequel would be kinda cool, like a rogue company (contractors) follow the boss’s order to capture and kill turkeys lurking in the state.

  • @docman9640
    @docman9640 2 года назад +12

    I do hope this will mean people can just have turkey characters on the server now. Add to the fun of PGN

    • @Disknode
      @Disknode 2 года назад

      so that means the turkeys and police came to peace?

  • @fastsnake1
    @fastsnake1 2 года назад +5

    "It's time to show these humans we need business. Blow up the PD" That went from 0-100 REAL quick.

  • @Fritz125
    @Fritz125 2 года назад +9

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone! hope you have a great time

  • @cynicalyetfragile1909
    @cynicalyetfragile1909 Год назад +6

    This is a beautiful, cinematic masterpiece.

  • @Nikoli492
    @Nikoli492 2 года назад +12

    Would love to see a part 2 around December since people like to eat turkey around Christmas. 🎄🎅

  • @joeyparzyck5811
    @joeyparzyck5811 2 года назад +3

    Happy thanksgiving James! Thankful for everyone who is apart of PGN!!!

  • @matthewstephens7263
    @matthewstephens7263 2 года назад +10

    Turkey: " This year we will show them bloodshed like no other " *The Cops wondering why turkeys are attacking and not mutant corrupted creatures from minecraft made out of tires arent attacking this monday.*

  • @Yowstup
    @Yowstup 2 года назад +13

    NOW THIS, is a thanksgiving feast.

  • @SlayingSin
    @SlayingSin 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love how all the cops kept calling the TURKEYS "chickens" the entire time.

  • @ipilot7728
    @ipilot7728 2 года назад +4

    My favorite part is when the turkey said “gobble”

  • @wrath4452
    @wrath4452 2 года назад +6

    Ah, so this is the legendary “gobble” video!

  • @Hydra_Pro
    @Hydra_Pro 2 года назад +6

    I really want to see the hobo army return to take back their bridge

  • @gokumanofculture4055
    @gokumanofculture4055 2 года назад +3

    I laughed so hard when the general turkey talked at the beginning of the video🤣🤣🤣

  • @metru2185
    @metru2185 2 года назад +4

    wow, an actually wholesome ending how surprisingly nice

  • @Amelia-xb2qu
    @Amelia-xb2qu 2 года назад +1

    Cone head turkey has a good vibe and is now my favorite

  • @krievv
    @krievv 2 года назад +9

    Fun fact: Turkeys "fluff up" when they want to mate. So technically all of these turkeys wanted to mate the entire time. :)

  • @Daniel-ym4to
    @Daniel-ym4to 2 года назад +44

    Imagine your driving past the factory and all you hear and see is a bunch of turkeys running and 4 workers screaming "TURKEYS ESCAPING!"

  • @Cryo_Genesis_
    @Cryo_Genesis_ 2 года назад +1

    That ending tho.. i teared up.. That could not have gone any better

  • @TheGrumpyGangster
    @TheGrumpyGangster 2 года назад +6

    I love how random this dude is, turkeys taking over lol wtf

  • @lillianbryne9734
    @lillianbryne9734 2 года назад +2

    The ending was so wholesome, we need more of Gregory and the Governor

  • @Showtime_Zane
    @Showtime_Zane 2 года назад +3

    Happy thanksgiving, when I saw the turkey with a hard hat I already knew it would be a banger!

  • @charlesjburner8126
    @charlesjburner8126 Год назад +2

    Best cinematic of the year, can’t change my mind

  • @kyperdorito8569
    @kyperdorito8569 2 года назад +8

    PGM, the only place where Turkeys literally almost overthrew the police.

    • @forecastlotus3899
      @forecastlotus3899 2 года назад +1

      The only server where Transformers, The covenant, a hacker, Harold, rouge ai, and god knows what else have all gotten close to destroying a city, some more successful than others

  • @spencerlethers8747
    @spencerlethers8747 6 месяцев назад +1

    I absolutely love all the hats! They're hilarious! It gives them so much personality

  • @Omega_Ukanlos
    @Omega_Ukanlos 2 года назад +8

    1) Happy Thanksgiving!, 2) love the work and dedication for the people that made the video happened, I loved it, 3) maybe next thanksgiving, it is an idea for you and the people of discord to think about, “Is to have a civil war between the Turkey Union and the Bald Eagle Confederation. To see who deserves to be the National Bird of Los Santos, and the loser will be eaten afterwards. Keep doing the good work 👌.

  • @kidperfectgamer
    @kidperfectgamer 2 года назад +4

    Happy thanksgiving JMW and the others, make sure to watch football today!

  • @randybobandyjr5041
    @randybobandyjr5041 2 года назад +4

    Happy thanksgiving everyone hope y’all have amazing days

  • @tatecarlson
    @tatecarlson 2 года назад +1

    This gives a whole new definition to the Thanksgiving Day Parade

  • @majesticthecat1993
    @majesticthecat1993 2 года назад +17

    this one is gonna be a good one Edit: okay now u have to add the rats and make a huge army of turkeys and rats who knows add bats too RATS rideing turkeys as cavalry air support from bats?? okay im too crazy this will never happen

  • @i_bims_ei_devil1301
    @i_bims_ei_devil1301 2 года назад +1

    18:55 That Turkey is an imposter. Hes an Marine!!!

  • @taylorfranks1265
    @taylorfranks1265 2 года назад +3

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone and Jmw thank you for the great content. I’m sure everyone here appreciates what you do for us.

  • @AnyBerlinWall
    @AnyBerlinWall 2 года назад +2

    Another Banger. I was thinking you might do something crazy for Thanksgiving but I didnt imagine you'd do this lol. What's next? Santa giving Present Bombs for Christmas? Keep these up man!

  • @yvng7339
    @yvng7339 2 года назад +3

    13:31 “Turkey caught doing yoga in 4K” 💀 😂😂😂

  • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
    @henrykkeszenowicz4664 2 года назад

    This was one of my favorite vids here for how ridiculous it was. Gregory needs to stay a part of your cinematic universe!
    By the way, turkeys actually communicate by sound, and scientists managed to decipher their gobbling language a bit, so they're fair dinkum intelligent birds.

  • @101-reaganb2
    @101-reaganb2 2 года назад +3

    😂 just the thumbnail lets me know that this video is going to be amazing and hilarious

  • @Sparten148
    @Sparten148 2 года назад +1

    And thus, the poultry-human war was concluded. The turkeys have earned their freedom.

  • @k684ponoalii3
    @k684ponoalii3 2 года назад +5

    🚨 HAPPY THANKSGIVINGS EVERYONE 🚨 have a beautiful day!

  • @nothanks126
    @nothanks126 2 года назад +2

    I love the fact that the governor decided to go the peaceful route. Turkeys are now equals in los santos.

  • @CallMeBrandoYT
    @CallMeBrandoYT 2 года назад +10

    It’s actually really scary to see turkeys plotting the end of people. 😂

  • @Koumori652
    @Koumori652 2 года назад +1

    god I love the turkeys saying *gobble*

  • @palastofhistory4026
    @palastofhistory4026 2 года назад +5

    The turkey revolution has begun lol

  • @Monerman
    @Monerman 2 года назад +1

    I am currently wearing socks that have turkeys with axes, torches and pitchforks. Perfect for this video.

  • @generalgrievous4579
    @generalgrievous4579 2 года назад +3

    I would get this recommended to me minutes after I just finished eating Thanksgiving dinner☠
    That aside, Happy Thanksgiving Miserable Fleshbags!

  • @reneanderson8225
    @reneanderson8225 2 года назад +1

    Friday morning here 6:27am, 💖 waking up to some exciting turkeys mayhem, so having chicken instead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TomGonnaGetcha
    @TomGonnaGetcha Год назад +3

    In real life we need to give rights to Turkeys

  • @GTR221
    @GTR221 2 года назад +2

    everyone : Thanksgiving
    PGN Players : PTSD

  • @aqlanonn2513
    @aqlanonn2513 Год назад +3

    If IWere A Turkey I Would Do What Humans Do, I Would Eat Humans On Holiday's And Maybe For Dessert

  • @xxwolfgaming6766
    @xxwolfgaming6766 2 года назад +1

    I love how most of them said chicken instead of turkey

  • @Kyan1838
    @Kyan1838 2 года назад +1

    Was hoping this would get uploaded a good enough time before all of our guests arrived for our feast but I guess they arrived early this year so I’m watching it now. Looks interesting.

  • @alejandropina9606
    @alejandropina9606 2 года назад +1

    1: the governor's mansion part reminded me of Olympus has Fallen, except these agents had more sense than the ones in the movie
    2: imagine if Rance Black was the one that got cornered and almost killed

  • @2psyko4u11
    @2psyko4u11 2 года назад +1

    By far my favorite rp this is hilarious. Would love to see an rp after this that's the people and turkeys living in harmony

  • @borislavVP
    @borislavVP 2 года назад +2

    Australia with the Emu War now it’s the Turn of the Turkey

  • @henryhenry14thediecastcars20
    @henryhenry14thediecastcars20 2 года назад +2

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYBODY AND HAVE A BLESS DAY GOD WILL BE WATCHING ALL YALL 😄😄😄😄

  • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
    @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 2 года назад

    9:06 best part as it shows that the turkeys mean business🦃

  • @Malsuc
    @Malsuc 2 года назад +2

    One of my favourite episodes yet 😂👍

  • @auramaster8763
    @auramaster8763 2 года назад +1

    And that is why it's called “turkey day” my friends.

  • @sparklekittie8415
    @sparklekittie8415 Год назад +2

    Note to self, do not mess with a turkey without an AK

  • @forecastlotus3899
    @forecastlotus3899 2 года назад

    I love how the cops immediately start shooting it's like they know what could happen if they get away

  • @andrewthebest4
    @andrewthebest4 2 года назад +1

    18:06 had me dead when he said gobble gobble gobble 🤣🤣

  • @SheDreamtSheWas
    @SheDreamtSheWas 2 года назад +1

    OMG I lost it when the Governor started negotiating with turkeys

  • @Pugswell
    @Pugswell 2 года назад +2

    Can't wait for a faction called the "Turkey Armed Forces" to appear on the server.

  • @aidanthompson2863
    @aidanthompson2863 2 года назад +1

    Words cannot describe how amazing this was

  • @LegoGuy-l9k
    @LegoGuy-l9k Год назад +1

    Not him using the kaiju uni turkey roar 💀

  • @SkylerJackson2024
    @SkylerJackson2024 2 года назад +1

    Happy Thankgiving jmwFILMS