HALO REACH FAIL, A Halo Reach Parody

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @carlgustavjung1654
    @carlgustavjung1654 10 лет назад +700

    I like how Donkey Kong, while at first glance being a joke, demonstrates Gonzo's deep knowledge of the Halo universe. Marines call Brutes Bravo Kilos, meaning Baby Kong.
    *The more you know*

  • @nutterfroken5909
    @nutterfroken5909 9 лет назад +656

    "I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig."
    Deliverance 2: Halo Edition

    • @bigchungus8197
      @bigchungus8197 7 лет назад +5

      Iain Eggelbert that probably felt good

    • @K0Zer08
      @K0Zer08 6 лет назад +5

      I actually got that deliverance joke

  • @JacobBite
    @JacobBite 10 лет назад +1174

    This is 100% accurate. Exactly what happened on Reach.

    • @Reeeggfortnite
      @Reeeggfortnite 4 года назад +5

      I been there it's was not good D:

    • @andraspendragon601
      @andraspendragon601 4 года назад +3

      @@Reeeggfortnite bruh

    • @zachtojo4343
      @zachtojo4343 4 года назад

      Reee7472 ggfortnite wow, ur name........

    • @rc11069
      @rc11069 4 года назад +4

      Even the part where Piccolo slaps everything with his ding a ling

    • @Venatorion
      @Venatorion 3 года назад

      It's true, War crimes do exist, but even if they happened those Covis would have been slaughtered whsn they arrived back home for breaking the a great journeys rules. They still had laws and a functioning execution system to keep everyone in line...

  • @that1aliendragonjack627
    @that1aliendragonjack627 9 лет назад +1424

    Spartan: Spartan my bottox my bottox
    Elite: Your buns are mine!!
    XD

    • @vkcankerous1229
      @vkcankerous1229 9 лет назад +6

      +Jack the Dragon lololoololololol.o.o.o.ollololloollloloooll

    • @ericly713
      @ericly713 9 лет назад +1

      Kim never did die on reach :p

    • @nuzzlethemoth1770
      @nuzzlethemoth1770 9 лет назад +1

      +D4: Jack the Dragon I died laughing!! XD plus I still am hahahahahahahahehehehe

    • @thememegraveyard3805
      @thememegraveyard3805 8 лет назад

      D4: Jack the Dragon clearly you don't know what that Spartan is but let me refresh your memory he's none other than the mighty jorge-052!!!!

    • @paytonhill2475
      @paytonhill2475 6 лет назад

      blalalalalalalala

  • @iMrQueso
    @iMrQueso 6 лет назад +146

    He still had that unique style even 7 years ago, wow

  • @gaptoofgranny
    @gaptoofgranny 10 лет назад +112

    When in doubt, stop worrying and smack em all with your dangalang.

  • @cheyennelakota1737
    @cheyennelakota1737 5 лет назад +80

    Had to revisit my childhood real quick

  • @Sickles985
    @Sickles985 3 года назад +40

    "Ready you're breakfast and eat Harty for tonight we dine IN HELL!" I seriously love that

    • @JayJay-yy5xz
      @JayJay-yy5xz 10 месяцев назад

      Fr that line delivery didn't need to be that hard

    • @lynxbelow6922
      @lynxbelow6922 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's a reference to 300 if yall didnt know

  • @punkshotgun3421
    @punkshotgun3421 9 лет назад +487

    1:52 everybody's faces after watching this

  • @LegendaryBricktures
    @LegendaryBricktures 10 лет назад +109

    0:58 The grunt on top of Kat was so cute :3

    • @ihatethomas7128
      @ihatethomas7128 3 года назад +3

      what nigga

    • @WetTomatChips
      @WetTomatChips 3 года назад +2

      @@ihatethomas7128 it’s been 7 years and now you reply

    • @bluefin844
      @bluefin844 3 года назад +2

      @@ihatethomas7128 Mfer it's been 7 years what?

    • @thefancygrunt878
      @thefancygrunt878 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@bluefin844it's been 2 years

  • @eravaash
    @eravaash 5 лет назад +46

    1:39 when the Host of Embers drops a sword for you and his two summons step out from hiding.

    • @stefanrosu248
      @stefanrosu248 5 лет назад +3

      Really did not expect a dark souls comment here lmao

  • @jesseharding4641
    @jesseharding4641 10 лет назад +32

    "YOUR BUNS ARE MINE ARGUGARGGAGAGA" Nigga made me spill my coffee.

  • @cyanimation1605
    @cyanimation1605 5 лет назад +18

    Don’t understand why I found this funny as a teenager but the art’s damn beautiful

  • @professorkirby9190
    @professorkirby9190 11 лет назад +172

    Your buns are mine! BLUHBLUHBLUHBLUHBLUH!

    • @katsumikougen8351
      @katsumikougen8351 Год назад

      Yet another perfect stock voice line for SMG4's videos

  • @brazyraphael4248
    @brazyraphael4248 10 лет назад +62

    0:00 and thus a legend was born.

    • @NNNNNNNN1123
      @NNNNNNNN1123 5 лет назад

      T

    • @nomanchesnomanc
      @nomanchesnomanc 4 года назад +3

      @@demonnekoboy666 Ok gachatuber 🗿🗿🗿

    • @OptimisticPessimist
      @OptimisticPessimist 4 года назад

      Emo Yoshichu you make Gacha videos, you have absolutely no room to talk.

    • @gahdayummm
      @gahdayummm 3 года назад

      @@demonnekoboy666 r/ gacha life cringe

  • @eric6rock
    @eric6rock 8 лет назад +38

    0:59 the baby grunt i was dying

  • @onyxxdrako4648
    @onyxxdrako4648 7 лет назад +28

    1:49 when you pick up the soap

  • @awesomey2j959
    @awesomey2j959 11 лет назад +18

    Spartan Captain : SPARTANS SPARTANS MY BUTTOKS MY BUTTOKS
    Elite: Your Buns are Mine

  • @JDHertz
    @JDHertz 6 лет назад +32

    1:24 Dude the picolo part got me 😂😂😂

  • @deimos6771
    @deimos6771 8 лет назад +19

    " 'cause you can smack 'em with yo dang-a-lang."

  • @lazzorfrogz2973
    @lazzorfrogz2973 Год назад +13

    1:40 this always gets me laughing and it aged very well to

  • @mothman8387
    @mothman8387 8 лет назад +39

    0:35 rip harambe

  • @Wag33z
    @Wag33z 11 лет назад +23

    This was quite the accurate depiction.

  • @JMarcus52
    @JMarcus52 2 месяца назад +1

    As a kid, I’d go around everywhere referencing this video. “Your buns are mine, blurghurghrugh”. I even remember doing it in elementary school

  • @Pwnzor1776
    @Pwnzor1776 11 лет назад +13

    I just love the Grunt at 0:42.
    He is both badass and funny at the same time.

  • @Gonzossm
    @Gonzossm  13 лет назад +55

    Id really love it if you guys could share these on Facebook =) Itd help me tremendously!

  • @oskar1330
    @oskar1330 8 лет назад +21

    0:34 R.I.P Harambe.

  • @drydstriderchannel
    @drydstriderchannel Год назад +5

    Here in 2024, i first viewed this video when i was 9

  • @Shinzon51
    @Shinzon51 8 лет назад +8

    Dat 300 reference that just makes all the other Spartans-III be like "bruh, we dun wanna die"

  • @bigyeet8856
    @bigyeet8856 7 лет назад +10

    What's sad is how accurate this is.

  • @FearTheReaperGaming
    @FearTheReaperGaming 13 лет назад +12

    I love these videos. They're made really well AND I died a little inside from laughing so hard. These videos may have fail in the title, but they're a total win in my book!

  • @dirtysnow6662
    @dirtysnow6662 8 лет назад +59

    halo reach in a nutshell

  • @QuicksliceFilms
    @QuicksliceFilms Год назад +3

    I still quote "SPARTANS, MY BUTTOCKS!!" to this day.

  • @Jebus53
    @Jebus53 9 лет назад +5

    The grunt beating up the spartan was funny, the elite that grabbed the spartan's but made me laugh

  • @Waitthisisntneko
    @Waitthisisntneko 5 лет назад +3

    8 years later, ya come back to dis video cuz reach came out again, great memories

  • @bryang1155
    @bryang1155 10 лет назад +2

    That was the MOST cutest/stunning grunts I have ever seen in all of halo at 00:57

  • @desereevalle9199
    @desereevalle9199 8 месяцев назад +3

    12 years and this shit still hilarious

  • @dodgerblinger6084
    @dodgerblinger6084 11 лет назад +85

    my buttocks!!! Spartans my buttocks!!!
    Elite: Your buns are mine.
    lol

  • @Dark-kh1oh
    @Dark-kh1oh 2 года назад +9

    11 years ago 💀

  • @jedi501fc
    @jedi501fc 4 года назад +2

    Your buns are MINE [covenant elite noise] XD

  • @Godzilla12546
    @Godzilla12546 3 года назад +5

    To think i saw this animation when it was first posted and im still laughing at it 10 years later xD

  • @conspicuousventure
    @conspicuousventure 4 месяца назад +4

    13 long years ago. . . .

  • @Eli-iu3lm
    @Eli-iu3lm 8 лет назад +185

    makes me want to play halo reach again XD but i lost it

    • @th3narrat0r5
      @th3narrat0r5 8 лет назад +1

      ;_;

    • @Eli-iu3lm
      @Eli-iu3lm 8 лет назад

      Osperey 28 i wonder if its backwards compatible with the xbox one :p

    • @th3narrat0r5
      @th3narrat0r5 8 лет назад

      Maybe, maybe not

    • @Eli-iu3lm
      @Eli-iu3lm 8 лет назад

      Osperey 28 soooooooo you don't know?

    • @th3narrat0r5
      @th3narrat0r5 8 лет назад

      Eli Flynn you could say that

  • @tonightm60
    @tonightm60 5 лет назад +2

    This video is more relevant in this month than anything else.

  • @imalsoTOMATO
    @imalsoTOMATO 9 лет назад +77

    Hey there little guy watcha got there?
    Mmmff Please don't kill me!
    OOOOOH I'M GONNA MAKE YA SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH

  • @StillnessinMotion
    @StillnessinMotion 13 лет назад +5

    This is quite possible the funniest rendition of the game I've ever seen.
    Lol and:
    You can just slap them all with your dangalang!

  • @danielgoodman4841
    @danielgoodman4841 9 лет назад +9

    In a sense, Halo: Reach ends like this.

  • @Godzilla-jj6zp
    @Godzilla-jj6zp Год назад +2

    "Your buns are mine! Blblblblblglhpblbobob"😂😂😂😂

  • @TheMarc1k1
    @TheMarc1k1 11 лет назад +29

    I seriously don't get the hate in the comments for Reach, I enjoyed it.
    I will grant it comes no were close to being the best of the Bungie halo games but not really due to it being a objectively bad game.
    Subjectivity is poop I guess.

    • @supermasterfighter
      @supermasterfighter 6 лет назад

      It was debatably one of the best halo games, but not one of the best Bungie halo games. Despite the fact that what happens in the story is flat out shitty, you gotta appreciate it for what it is.

  • @herolumierelumanite1608
    @herolumierelumanite1608 7 месяцев назад +3

    I miss when times were simpler

  • @MarkJohnson-cn6kv
    @MarkJohnson-cn6kv 11 лет назад +36

    Y everyone hate Reach? I liked it...

    • @lyraleen1504
      @lyraleen1504 4 года назад

      Me too, ir was the first halo game i played

  • @daddybgoode
    @daddybgoode 4 года назад +2

    0:40 she was scared of a jackal, and a grunt. A GRUNT!

  • @nugget946
    @nugget946 2 года назад +3

    The start of a legend lmao

  • @timvillarreal111
    @timvillarreal111 2 года назад +3

    Aged like fine wine

  • @MoreConsole
    @MoreConsole 11 лет назад +76

    lol?

    • @theLoveRocketjr
      @theLoveRocketjr 4 года назад +2

      Lol.

    • @halo2m6cpistol29
      @halo2m6cpistol29 4 года назад +3

      @@theLoveRocketjr Lol

    • @theLoveRocketjr
      @theLoveRocketjr 4 года назад +3

      F Bombs. Now we wait for MoreConsole fans to come in here and say, “What’s up MoreConsole! Didn’t know you watched Gonzossm!”

    • @_bear_5
      @_bear_5 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @FirestormDDash
      @FirestormDDash 4 года назад +2

      Ah, a man of culture.

  • @Ichigolificacioon
    @Ichigolificacioon 4 года назад +1

    Gonzo improved a lot in these last 10 years..m

  • @Magisloth45
    @Magisloth45 11 лет назад +4

    love the adorable little grunts!

  • @kman092039
    @kman092039 8 лет назад +3

    That moment when you remember jun, the sniper, actually lives

    • @JakeySnakey55
      @JakeySnakey55 8 лет назад

      the mission lone wolf his dead corpse is next to where you start.

    • @kman092039
      @kman092039 8 лет назад +1

      +JakeInSpace No thats not his armor and theres like ten other dead spartans on the map. Jun is the one who hand picked sarah palmer for the spartan IV program so that cant be him

    • @JakeySnakey55
      @JakeySnakey55 8 лет назад

      oh ok my bad

    • @LamperougeZ0
      @LamperougeZ0 8 лет назад

      +kman092039 I thought he recruited people for the spartan lll program

    • @kman092039
      @kman092039 8 лет назад

      +Julian Spence maybe but the point is he lived

  • @jarius1532
    @jarius1532 9 лет назад +5

    1:50 I saw when I was 10, and didnt know what they were doing. Now that I watch it again I think I missed the chances of being scarred xD

  • @erikegarcia2920
    @erikegarcia2920 5 лет назад +2

    These grunts look like bananas

  • @retromech101
    @retromech101 10 лет назад +14

    Press 1 for: "What are we gonna do???"
    Press 2 for: "IN HELL"
    Press 3 for "AAAAAAHHHHHH"
    Press 4 for: Hammer time
    Press 5 for: "Shutup!"
    Press 6 for: "Check out newsgrounds!"
    Press 7 for "How is you ain't worried?"
    Press 8 for: "Please don't kill me..."

    • @BlueNeonGamiing
      @BlueNeonGamiing 10 лет назад +1

      8

    • @retromech101
      @retromech101 10 лет назад +1

      BlueNeon Gaming You have to press one of the numbers while watching the video, not in a reply.

    • @fiber_frank
      @fiber_frank 10 лет назад +1

      BlueNeon Gaming
      dumbshit XD

    • @HawkAnomaly
      @HawkAnomaly 10 лет назад

      smisz huner Dumb*

    • @BlueNeonGamiing
      @BlueNeonGamiing 10 лет назад

      I'm French ya know :)

  • @MrGoreasm
    @MrGoreasm 8 лет назад +44

    That last animation was pretty hot.

  • @bigmen321
    @bigmen321 3 года назад +4

    0:06 normal elite sounds*

  • @itsaredvine
    @itsaredvine 6 лет назад +1

    0:34 it took me 8 years to catch what what he was looking at

  • @dusk5535
    @dusk5535 8 лет назад +6

    lmfao, "YOUR BUNS ARE MINE! BLARGH

  • @LovecraftianEntity01
    @LovecraftianEntity01 11 лет назад +11

    The spartan rape scene is a reference to the movie "Deliverance". It's also referenced in South Park, in the episode where indiana jones gets raped a bunch of times.

    • @zimeron1
      @zimeron1 11 лет назад

      No, the Spartan rape scene is due to it being a Gonzo video xD

    • @crazycritick
      @crazycritick 11 лет назад

      zimeron1 ....Have you ever seen the movie "Deliverance"? :|

    • @LovecraftianEntity01
      @LovecraftianEntity01 11 лет назад

      crazycritick yes, why?

    • @zimeron1
      @zimeron1 11 лет назад

      crazycritick Have you ever seen any other Gonzo videos?

    • @LovecraftianEntity01
      @LovecraftianEntity01 11 лет назад

      zimeron1 where is this going? I'm sure what i said is accurate, two hillbillies raping a guy is from deliverance.

  • @deadmandave1403
    @deadmandave1403 6 лет назад +5

    I literally said ''tonight we dine in hell'' when I did that mission

  • @Phdiddel
    @Phdiddel 11 месяцев назад +2

    So looking back and thinking about this years later somthing seems to me to be clear, Big dude is goerge, green dude is Zun, blue dude towards the end is Carter, red dude is Emile, woman is cat, but where is noble 6 no horrific death no shade thrown at best boy 6 made me laugh in the end

  • @Anarch_E
    @Anarch_E 8 лет назад +3

    You can smak em all with your dangalang.

  • @501stxmrafro
    @501stxmrafro 2 года назад +4

    Ngl they should have just armor locked

  • @gaintrobotsrulez
    @gaintrobotsrulez 5 лет назад +3

    RELEVANT AGAIN

  • @SandoWorld
    @SandoWorld 4 года назад

    I like how even this video is old, the quality are good

  • @VibeKing2525
    @VibeKing2525 8 лет назад +8

    When me and my friends play halo on legendary

  • @MrReatardsRus
    @MrReatardsRus 10 лет назад +3

    Halo Reach in a nut shell.

  • @connorsimpson9670
    @connorsimpson9670 3 года назад +3

    0:23 tonight we dine in hell

  • @thewanderer1228
    @thewanderer1228 Год назад +1

    POV : Your a helmet-cam 4-hours before noble team made it to Aszod

  • @THE-STREET-HERO
    @THE-STREET-HERO 10 лет назад +19

    Dat reference to 300 . Was i the only one who noticed?

    • @DEWMNINJA
      @DEWMNINJA 9 лет назад

      Isa Morales HELL NO.

    • @CAL1MBO
      @CAL1MBO 9 лет назад +4

      Obviously not lol, it's fuckin easy to notice.

    • @sallyh1480
      @sallyh1480 7 лет назад +2

      Isa M
      Well...i mean they are spartans

  • @noelclark2687
    @noelclark2687 9 лет назад +7

    YOUR BUNS ARE MINE! Blababababababla

  • @painiscupcakeieatyoud6162
    @painiscupcakeieatyoud6162 7 лет назад +3

    SPARTANS! READY YOUR BREAKFAST FOR MEHEARTY, FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! XD

  • @-liquid_corpses.nsfw-0000
    @-liquid_corpses.nsfw-0000 4 года назад +1

    This is still delightful many years later

  • @michaelhall5208
    @michaelhall5208 5 лет назад +3

    There not even eating in hell.

  • @chebypattern
    @chebypattern 5 лет назад +4

    *Remember Reach*

  • @keyanghasemii4377
    @keyanghasemii4377 11 лет назад +14

    SPARTENS MY BUTACS MY BUTACS

  • @QuindianaJones
    @QuindianaJones 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'll be sitting there, peacefully minding my own business, and then all of a sudden, I'll be like "ur buns are mine! Blurururuuririrl"

  • @golden_echovr
    @golden_echovr 6 месяцев назад +3

    My fucking red spartan

  • @bruntchieftain1319
    @bruntchieftain1319 10 лет назад +4

    0:43 Thel in a nutshell if his lovers were alive

  • @onerandomhuman8606
    @onerandomhuman8606 8 лет назад +19

    this situation kinda getting bad

  • @redskullfire706
    @redskullfire706 6 лет назад +1

    Love how donkykong just randomly there

  • @longhog8683
    @longhog8683 4 года назад +3

    I want him to remake this with better graphics

  • @darkmatterx7914
    @darkmatterx7914 11 лет назад +6

    YOUR BUNS ARE MINE! Lol

  • @MonguinAssassin
    @MonguinAssassin 10 лет назад +7

    I know most of you are Microsoft fans, but is Donkey Kong trying to avenge Rareware? Is that why he's among the Covenant Brutes?

  • @zachfisk1445
    @zachfisk1445 10 лет назад +2

    I love Jorge. I wish he lived.

  • @AlexanderBack007
    @AlexanderBack007 10 лет назад +7

    The heck did I just watch

  • @tunifang
    @tunifang 8 лет назад +3

    Im glad im not the only one that thinks Piccolo is the shit.

  • @paullutionable
    @paullutionable 10 лет назад +6

    looks like Mecha malphite in league 0:54

  • @dkkanofkash8798
    @dkkanofkash8798 4 года назад +1

    The only channel whose content has not changed in 10 years...

  • @kaankrbeyi7842
    @kaankrbeyi7842 8 лет назад +9

    Who watch in 2016?

  • @holysixth7510
    @holysixth7510 10 лет назад +6

    Tonight we die in HELL!!!! XD

  • @ultimahaxor4134
    @ultimahaxor4134 10 лет назад +7

    SPARTANS!!, SPARTANS!!, MY BUTTOX!!!X
    *covenant elite* YOUR BUNS ARE MINE!!!! >:D

    • @juvreal981
      @juvreal981 10 лет назад

      *****
      I didn't watch it yet. Can you tell me what happened?

    • @juvreal981
      @juvreal981 10 лет назад

      DAFT PINK Your a year late...

  • @cleanserofnoobs4162
    @cleanserofnoobs4162 7 лет назад +2

    Legendary mode.