WWE Fastlane 2017 - WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
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blampied simon impression was better than the ppv
The Sick Guy his impression was like... half the length of the main event...
The Sick Guy i'll drink to that!
That impresssion was fucking gold
The Sick Guy D:
Agree
This was just Raw on a Sunday.
Dominique Jackson you can thank Vince later!
Not really, they found a way to make it worse than your usual shitty Raw.
Dominique Jackson Lakers are better than the thunder
Bency Geneus HAHA they aren't even making the playoffs!!!
Bency Geneus The Lakers are buns the thunder is better and we all know the warriors are gonna make the playoffs so yeah
Gotta say Adam, that was a pretty spot on impression of Simon... also WTF Goldberg...
This. I like to think that confined office space leads to everyone being able to do pretty decent impressions of each other. Also, punch-ups over milk or cigarettes (the latter may be One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest though)
Good to know Simon's spirit can live on even after his body has disappeared to become a prufishnal rassler.
Stupid Loser Boys Stupid Loser Boys Disappeared? Between this, the gaming channel and the main channel, he's voicing like every other video! You just don't notice the ones with his actual face in, as he is actually a pro, even if we do jokingly complain about oversaturation when we do notice it!
Stupid Loser Boys dont copy my name again!
I know what WWE wants to do. Goldberg will retain the title at Mania in 10 seconds. Everyone will be pissed, then Goldberg will beat Undertaker in 5 seconds on the next monday at Raw, then he will beat Strowman with only a spear the next monday, then Finn comes back, will get beaten in 2 seconds on the next monday. Then Roman will squash him on the next ppv and everyone will love Roman because everyone will be pissed with Goldberg. Mr McMahon is a genius.
Momo Lol Lol Lol
Momo nooo they would equally hate roman as well
Momo dang Vince couldn't have stated it better
Yeah you'll have a Goldberg Vs Brock WM20 reaction.
I died when you said that Finn will be beaten in 2 seconds. It takes 3 seconds to win via pinfall! haha
this is why smackdown is ten times better
ASIANJESUES you are?
Alfie_B smackdown is 100 times better
Smackdown is infinitely better then Raw.
Steven Adams Until Vince dies and WWE is wonderful again
Alfie_B even so raw gets talked about more even if it's bad. raw is like the Lakers while smackdown is like the clippers. no matter what raw still gets the most attention
Who the fuck made RAW 4 hours long and renamed it to Fastlane?
Vince
Meekman
LeRandomBro Big Daddy Vincent
wasn`t it 3 hours long?
LeRandomBro it was definitely 3 hours
I don't even know why I take time to watch these PPVs. Ending Charlotte's streak at FASTLANE, Roman beating Braun with no interference from taker, and one of the best performers of 2016 losing to a 50 year old man 13 YEARS after his retirement, it just baffles me
Spoggen _ blows my mind all the way. I tuned in for the raw before and just knew that fastlane was going to be terrible and it literally was. Braun lost clean to roman. Lord Vince needs to hurry up and hit the can
Read my mind
Jessica Uba bro, by now its inevitable
Adam Craig beating people clean is all he has been doing, what are you talking about??
Adam Craig he's been cleanly beating everyone he faces since the shield broke up, I'm pretty sure people will get really annoyed with that kind of booking.
Highlight of the show was Romans new boots, they are amazing.
William Sutton Ikr. even I like his shoes better than his ringskill
William Sutton He looked like a legit badass heel
lalanapalala1 😂😂😂😂😂
Especially those blinding white heels.
Sammy4549 I was expecting the heels to light up like neomi shoes do.
Owens gets his rematch clause tonight. Brock interferes. Owens regains title. Jericho sneaks out. Codebreker on Owens. Holds up the Red belt while eyeing down the WM sign. #SaveUsY2J
Cala Bama Please don't get my hopes up, I'm not able to handle even more disappointment so soon.
Cala Bama that would save the burning wreck of a ppv we just witnessed
Goldberg is a part-timer. He never fight on Raw
Cala Bama Genuinely gave me a small glimmer of hope for tonights Raw, thank you
Cala Bama let's hope.
This video was longer than Goldberg Vs Kevin Owens
Bilbo Baggins This video was longer than any Goldberg match.
it was longer than all of the Goldberg matches since he returned combined
Longer than literally every WCW match Goldberg had in the first two months until the regal match, plus the two matches he had when he returned
Yuksel EROL multiplied by 4....look at that...4 times longer than all of Goldberg's matches since he came back...
Yuksel EROL x4
Did anyone notice that Adam forgot about Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax?
Mr Hartzy i noticed that
Mr Hartzy - Don't think that is even worth saying as it was shit....
Mr Hartzy Yes, and while the match wasn't that great, he somehow managed to remember less important matches and segments, like the Jinder/Rusev matches and the New Day segment
Sasha vs Nia Jax was actually pretty good.
I feel like WWE forgot that one, both Sasha and Nia are capable of so much more, WWE should have given them more time to have a great match
Let me get this; WWE FASTLANE ended
- Streak of dominance of Nia Jax
- Streak of dominance of Braun Strowman
- Streak of Charlotte
- Universal Championship run of Kevin Owens
Thank goodness the match between Sami Zayn and Samoa Joe was great, along with Neville vs Jack
We went from Jericho Vs Owens for the Universal Championship to Jericho Vs Owens for the US Championship... which explains why Jericho didn't really defend the title... well that's depressing
I think Neville and Jack saved the ppv. Everyone expected Samoa Joe and Sami to put on a classic but a legitimately good cruiserweight match was the refreshment fastlane needed
WWE blew so many of its loads early with this PPV, what were they thinking? ALL of those things should've been Mania moments, but no...
acidicus4ever damn
I don't think Sami vs Joe was a good match. More like a slow squash really. The Cruiserweight Championship match was the match of the night and the only thing that keeps Fastlane relevant in a good way.
What just happened, One of the worst PPVs of the last decade
That's now 3 years in a row that the PPV before Wrestlemania shat the bed
TGX Game Reviews Literally Raw on a Sunday
A guy in the internet and not even a good raw
TGX Game Reviews damn that's sum hi praise
;D
Why Fastlane was the worst PPV ever?👏👏👏👏HERE'S WHY
LordGamer Alan Fastlane always sucks. Literally every Fastlane ppv has been awful so far.
Macho & Taker Fan 1980 If it was a SmackDown PPV it'd be better...
Macho & Taker Fan 1980 Actually you're wrong.Last year's first Fastlane was AWESOME.
+LordGamer Alan But Raw doesn't deserve the Elimination Chamber PPV. They would shove Reigns, Strowman, Golberg, Owens, Jericho, and maybe even Lesnar. Now, it does sound like a hell of a match, but too many Powerhouses and none of them deserve the championship whatsoever.
TheSilentWolf Elimination Chamber should've been after Fastlane instead, so we could get more excited about the road to WrestleMania from SmackDown's perspective.
Fastlane made me cancel my WWE Network subscription.
Sam Hawkins until WrestleMania...
Sam Hawkins why? it was good it only really had 2 bad matches
Sam Hawkins - Hope your subscription doesn't expire before April 2nd!
ducksox_815
No Wrestlemania ain't going to be worth shit. You get Brock who hasn't put on a good performance in over a year, versus Goldberg who either can't go more than minute or they don't trust to do anything. You'll get Bray Wyatt's championship run ended by Orton for Wyatt's supposed face turn, that could happen with him being a strong champ. You get Taker's last match, which is good because it's hurting him to do a half decent match. You'll get a lukewarm HHH vs Rollins. Should just let him heal and have a great match at another ppv. A women's fatal four way instead of a Baley/Banks match. A triple threat match would be fine, because I do love Charlotte. Nia is still green & should still be in NXT. However if you want her to be the next big thing, she should be wrestling Charlotte at Mania. Both tag divisions are jokes. Enzo & Cass' popularity is being wasted. They should've been booked to end New Day's streak at Mania. The Club should've been drafted to Smackdown & American Alpha should've been booked to take the titles at The Royal Rumble. This would've lead to the payoff at Mania. They are WASTING Aj Styles. Style's Rumble match with Cena should've been at Mania or have him vs. Nakamura. Cena & Miz's wives should only be involved in this match if it's the beginning of a long fued. If this started a Cena vs. Miz program culminating in Cena losing an I Quit match to Miz. Have Nikki quit for John because she can't watch anymore of Cena getting beat. Being the first man to beat Cena in that match would put Miz forever in the top card. You could have him steal Cena's never give up saying, and even win the title. Holding it until Cena comes back from filming his next movie. Then he could win #17. KO vs Jericho will be great & Dean vs Corbin in some sort of no dq (since Corbin wil actually sell some of Dean's offense unlike Brock) will be fun. But 2 matches aren't worth it.
Thomas McCarthy NOTHING the WWE has done in the last four months has been worth having the network.
The biggest problem I have with the roman match is that he went through the announce table and got the hell beat out of him, and he just shook it off like nothing happened
Brenden Delaney that man could get thrown into a volcano and he'd still win by a spear
Michael RedCrow if he turns heel then i wouldn't mind the super cena booking. also ditch spear for the tiger driver '91
i agree, i want to love roman reigns- he's got a good look, his in-ring work (selling aside) is decent enough and he is improving on the mic, but what they're doing with him is just so transparent.
Brenden Delaney Just like Daniel Bryan at WM 30 then..
+MOTIVATION MQ QUOTES that's why you're supposed to sell the moves
Really WWE, really? You put all this time and story into Charlotte's PPV winning streak just to have her lose at fucking fastlane, which is not even a B PPV??? Don't get me wrong I hate Charlotte, I find her nails on a chalkboard horrible, but if you're going to get behind her like this at least have the blow-off be Wrestlemania.
And I won't even get into putting the title on a 50 year old who does two moves and is "gassed"
It's not even about it being on a part timer. It's about it being taken from one of the 2 guys that made RAW watchable, burying him in 20 seconds, taking his title and putting it on a part timer who does 2 moves so he can have his 3 minute match against Lesnar at Mania where he'll drop the title rendering his whole "reign" FUCKING STUPID.
Peter S You know Raw doesn't get it right. Go to Smackdown you'll be happier 😂! That was dumb to have her streak end. I thought they'd have her win and Sasha would turn heel making it a triple threat at Wrestlemania. Or a fatal four way if Nia Jax is getting a shot too! Those four women are the only ones that get face time they need more people.
Peter S really? Charlotte winning would be predictable and start that back and forth for the tile over again.
Peter S
If I was a Charlotte fan I'd be fucking mad
this is why I only follow wwe on the internet and don't actually watch it, vince needs to go
Don't worry Vince is all roided up and like 70+ years old. NO way his heart lasts another 5 years.
I wish I bet vince goes like another fifteen years,such shit
Gotta put some of the blame on RAW's writers as well. Everything goes through Vince, but Smackdown is still doing great.
Daniel Mesias although that is very fucked up to say, you're right, wanna know who else was right about 6 years ago?...cm punk its sad
It's more of his daughter and Kevin Dunn needing to go.
The Wrestlemania crowd is going to boo Lesnar and Goldberg out of the building... It'll be a great way to close out the biggest ppv of the year.
Mulldrifter Z booing lesnar vs goldberg at mania. Just like the old daysss....
The crowd still love Goldberg, I think it will work.
Thomas L I have a feeling everyone will turn on him. On wwe RUclips channel the dislikes on all Goldberg videos are insane
the crowd loves Goldberg.
they Popped when he Won.
The crowd like Goldberg now, got a feeling that's gonna change a few minutes into his mania match though
I cannot wrap my mind around how Raw and Smackdown are produced by the same company. Raw is the absolute drizzling shits.
HooliganMovement Probaly different writers...
HooliganMovement The answer to your question is AJ STYLES
Randy Random which makes it appear like only the SD writers are actually literate 😂😂😂
nathaniel pagcaliwangan yes and no bc Jericho has been on fire and every bit as entertaining as AJ overall, AJ more so in ring and Jericho more so on the mic... But everything is just booked better on SD. From Shane/Steph on down the ladder. Everyone from Corbin, to Heath Slater, to Naomi, to the Miz have had career years since the brand split (hell, even the Ascension has had solid showings in ring in tag title matches 2x in the past month), meanwhile Raw has only managed to kill everyone who was already over from Rollins to Rusev to Sasha, etc. They've done a decent to good job building Braun, and managed to stay out of Jericho's way enough for him to keep the show afloat, and they've kept Joe strong so far, but Raw week in and week out just feels like homogeneous corporate sterile bullshit and SD feels like an actual compelling action drama. Maybe it's less is more as far as their roster and having to be creative using everyone, or the shorter run time, but Raw is insufferable most weeks despite having the deepest roster of talent since probably 99/2000.
HooliganMovement just like the ruthless aggression era smackdown was booked better. Btw i hope strauman will not be buried anytime soon
LOL what drugs do they have to be on to think a 22 second main event was a good idea
Kieran Goldberg fans
Kieran some real fucked up drugs
same that reigns did aderall
oh wait I know what drug the creative team was having let a just ask roman reigns:)
Vince needs to step down, he's running the company into the ground.
My problem with Reigns vs Strowman is how many tiems Strowman take himself out. He run into the steel post, run into the stairs, run into the barricade, run into the turnbuckle, miss a diving spot. It was a mini-boss battle in wich you have to doge him so he run into a spiked wall or somethign like that.
shikafans Strowman is a big guy! I'd let him damage himself more too than taking him head on. You see what happened when Roman thought he was ready to hit Braun himself, he got thrown across the ring 😂!
shikafans well Strowman is meant to be all brawn no brain so he probably isn't thinking the repercussions towards himself
I kinda liked that. Reigns couldn't beat him with just strength so instead he had to use strategy. Or at least, that's how I want to see it.
shikafans That actually makes it sound more badass.
or maybe winning dirty
Adam Pacitti vs jack the jobber in A loser eats a pile of dog shit match at wrestlemania 33
BOOK IT VINCE
Zain Jahangir
there can be disease with touching shit but eating it.....
Zenyx Don't be a bitch
Zain Jahangir raw can't be eaten silly
Whoever says "Raws better then Smackdown" please do me a favor, and watch 2017 Smackdown and not 2014 Smackdown.
DankMemeFan420 I only like Raw because of Y2J.... but I really need to look forward to watching SmackDown..
Nobody ever says "Raws better then Smackdown" #RAWSUCKS
Well Raw women's and tag division are better than Smackdown's by a country mile.
Johan Hoekstra ssmackdwkn womens divison was better
It really makes Owens look weak for him to lose in 22 seconds right after he tried to prove he didn't need someone else to help him win matches.
Nah. The distraction by Jericho makes it so Owens doesn't look too bad.
If we all agree that Oldberg coming back beating Lesnar and winning the title is noncanon like a house show, then it never happened. LOL!
No body that should happen because KO is turning heel
Android Producciones shut up
The unfortunate thing is that Rusev and Jinder match weren't bad just weren't meant to be there
Agreed. The two actually wrestled pretty well - for the matches been longer than 22 FUCKING SECONDS...
Big Show vs Rusev was cool.
Tomorrow on Raw. Strowman vs Roman rematch. Strowman wins via interference by Undertaker. So predictable!!!!!!!
Justin Gonsalves
No I don't wasn't undertaker vs roman I want him against styles
Zenyx speak english
I agree, wtf is he trying to communicate to the internet?
Riddec1 He meant he doesn't want
Ro nin They meant they don't want that
This is my first WWE comment ever - and I have to say....the only diplomatic way to say it....is this was a pure headscratcher.
This PPV angered me. Goldberg winning like that! That's like going to a bar and ordering a beer - and watching the bartender pull down his pants and urinate into the pint right in front of you - and then placing the beer for you to drink. Then when you complain to them, they go "What did I do wrong?" That's Vince McMahon right now. "What did I do wrong?" - Except for pissing all over our living rooms while we PAID for you to do it.
You can do it once (Goldberg squash) and it can be a novelty. But twice?!! This is a 50 year old man beating a man in his prime. That's like Greg Maddox at 50 striking out Mike Trout three times in a row. Totally insulting. Time to cancel WWE and move on with my life.
Wildsound Fest Watch other wrestling companies, you won't regret it. I guess you already watch others
Joseph Marin NJPW World, PROGRESS on Demand...
humperdidoo Nice
+Wildsound Fest I was going to like this comment until you said you were canceling your WWE subscription. You do realize it's only Fastlane and things will get better from here? Yes Lesnar will not win the belt, but something great will come of that, and Mania 33 will still have its marquee moments.
Welcome to WWE, where part-timers and celebrities will always be better than the current roster that has to go to TV every week. And WWE wonders why their rating tank when they don't have a part-time to bring in.
Let's petition to make Wrestlemania Smackdown-exclusive.
I joke, people. Don't type in all caps at me.
Jordan McHaley TYPING IN ALL CAPS
The cleverness of your comment is awe inspiring
Jordan McHaley SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW LOUD I AM!!!!!!
I can't believe it took only ten minutes for you to start stealing each others' jokes
+Jordan McHaley YEAH!! THAT'S WHAT THEY DOOO!!
Goldberg and Kevin Owens entrances were longer than the fucking match and this is 2017. Thankfully Jericho made the loss look like Kevin Owens wasn't completely weak.
Ghost Dog thanks coach :)
they couldn't make Kevin last longer then brock that wouldn't make sense
Burton44 It makes sense because Brock didn't take him seriously and Owens was. Done right it would have worked.
Have you people forgotten that Jericho distracted Owens?
아론 When you think about it Chris has always helped Kevin retain his title and now he's the reason he doesn't have it. One because Chris made the match and two because he distracted Kevin who probably would have had a chance if he got his butt in the ring 😂! We all know Raw likes to have someone else come out every...single...match. It wouldn't make sense for Brock to do it like Heyman said and Somoa Joe (who will probably do it during their rematch) did not come because Triple H wasn't there to tell him to. It was good to see Chris though!
Staring at Adam this long he looks like Josh Peck from Drake and Josh
they build Nia Jax up for 9 months loses via roll-up at fatslane before WM
they build up strowman for 2 years of notbeing pinned to lose at fastlane before WM, to Roman reigns wearing nike trainers
they build up charlottes ppv win strwak for 2 years to lose at fastlane before wm, via too much interference by babyfaces
they make KO the main part of Raw for 9 months hadc him lose in under a minute
WWE, long term storytelling at its best
Well nia did loose to Bayley and tapped out to Becky Lynch
+why Not - well its all fake so who gives a fuck.
how dumb is it that you gave your universal title to a old part-timer who can't wrestle for more than 2 minutes against an upcoming talent but had sting lost his debut against an established talent like HHH let alone a title win 😫 also sting had great matches 👌
seth Rollins Sting match was Sting's choice. Same against Rollins.
PWWAuthority atleast he should've won against HHH at mania
This is the push that Sting deserved. He's the one that carried and embodied WCW. He's the one that could actually wrestle, was captivating, and full of charisma with a great character that reinvented himself. Sting was had far more moves and was actually technical unlike the one trick pony, 3 moves, original Roman Reigns from WCW. I find it funny how the same people that buu Roman cheer for Goldberg when they are clearly the same shit. Actually Roman is actually a good wrestler compared to Oldberg. To me Goldberg coming back and winning the title is noncanon, it never happened lol!
mavdj roman is better than goldberg??!!! Go and have a mental health check up
You know damn well he is.
did anyone honestly expect Owens to do a better job against Goldberg than Brock Lesnar? hell no. Owens should have just let the bell ring and purposely lose by count out.
VideoGameMasters I'm sayin' 😂! He wanted to play around and got the wind knocked out of him!
there was no need to give a 50 year old the title when you get great young talent. This is the reason why punk left
Seriously. I thought CM Punk losing to the Rock was bad. Now imagine if the Rock had hit him with the People's Elbow and the Rock Bottom and that was it. Thanks for carrying the company when our chosen champion got injured, KO, now go job to Goldberg.
except the Rock isn't known to just end the match that quickly. Goldberg lived off the spear and jackhammer.
it's like watching a Brock Lesnar match and getting mad because he did a lot of suplexes.
let Goldberg have his final nostalgia run. he'll be gone soon. The young talent will stay and continue to grow.
Woah. That would've been a good way to book it. You sir should be writing for WWE!
Your not charging us for this video ?
chris the starwars Nerd IT WAS ONLY ONE VIDEO
Get a job
chris the starwars Nerd You're*
All future vids need 100% more Simon impressions.
I love how when Goldberg back then didn't wrestle such short matches against even midcarders. He didn't squish them in less than half a minute, yet they squish Kevin Owens like that.
newLEGACY boy I think they want him to look unstoppable. Like "wow he beat both men in under two minutes". Which can be dumb because that's the only fight everyone wants to see and it's under two minutes. I like Goldberg he's awesome!
newLEGACY boy l2 english
Gib Gib
newLEGACY boy Brock gets squashed but is obviously gonna win at mania but really them squashing Owens like that is utter bullshit like obviously Owens wasn't gonna win because of how protected Goldberg is right now but like let Owens get some spots in first then have Jericho come out and distract
It's because Goldberg can't wrestle anymore. He's lost it. He's so out of sync he can only have 30 second 2 move matches.
Charlotte drops and wins the title because she will go on to win 16 titles like her father
by the end of the year it seems
+ThatOneGuy_T1G She's a female. She can only win the women's title which I guess is kinda a world title for women. Unless Vince allows intergender matches again and Charlotte trades the title with Reigns for a year
The time Will Turner became Capt of the Dutchman is in 2007
The rule said The capt can only reach land once every 10 years
NOW he's back in 2017
MINDBLOWN
Vegeta solo wrong video, bud
I don't care how bad Fastlane was. Why? HERES WHY! Because that HILARIOUS Simon Miller impersonation just made me forget all about it!!!
Fuck that main event, Show should have ended at Roman vs Strowman, fastlane doesn't mean anything so they could have just skipped the womens championship to protect the streak and well, 22 seconds ISN'T A MAIN EVENT! *sigh* At least Wrestlemania will be have good, Smackdown is on it.
Technically, the Universal Championship (according to the way the title is used and booked with superstars holding it) is treated like the then-World Heavyweight Championship, so I don't think Goldberg vs. Lesnar will be the final match of the WrestleMania card. We still have Orton vs. Wyatt (vs. Styles?) for the WWE Championship, and that match has to be the final match.
***** I think it might be the second last match, just like few other WrestleMania matches Undertaker had. It will be interesting, but Roman can't defeat Undertaker, WWE can't do that.
we thought this for WM 30 too...
iirc the point of the Royal Rumble (after the first few or so) is to get a title shot at WM (or, if on the line during the RR, get the Title directly)
MegaDK47 who would've thought a year ago the best match on a card would be Roman v Strowman
What? I thought it was Fast Lame : |
ENJ4321 shitlane
Mohit Jain We'll make it fast at the end Lame.
Mohit Jain Wwe is she!t :D
This is actually salvageable. Think about it: Brock wins the title at Mania after a hard-fought match. The next night on Raw, he's celebrating and says he will take all comers. Then, Shinsuke Nakamura's music hits and he wins the title on his first night.
AbarkSlingshot I think you mean Finn instead
AbarkSlingshot only problem is this won't happen, unfortunately Vince wouldn't make us smarcks dreams come true just like that..
"Hard-fought match" Lmao Goldberg can't wrestle for more than 2 minutes so expect Lesnar to squash him with a few suplexes and an F5
I would rather Joe take it from Brock in a PPV environment
+Vintage LeBron Normally I hate Brock but I'd love to see 40 Germans and an F5 or 2 on Brock with no fight given up
For all the people complaining Goldberg won, you know damn well Kevin as champ wasent any better
YaBoyFranklin 69 no. Kevin is fucking brilliant, his character is fucking brilliant, his in ring work is fucking brilliant, and wwe creative treats him like a jobber. His reign should have been great, but Vince doesn't like him since he isn't jacked and isn't roman reigns.
i wanna see how Simon justify this shit
Regie Ferrer He Probably Would Be Happy
True, coz "Daddy Goldy" won the Maxipad title.
is that the guy who usually makes vids about "why" something that wwe f*ck up hard but he thinks there's a reason to it ?
I don't think the title match will justify his sour grapes over Rusev jobbing to Big Show though
Regie Ferrer Do you really want to know why?
(Slaps himself)
HERE'S WHY!
I came back to watch WWE full-time because of Goldberg; and now I'm leaving again because of Him lmao.
The fucking irony right?
we stay doin aegis bittersweet irony
And guess what, the Raw main event at WrestleMania won't even be your shower break, it'll end in seconds.
we stay doin aegis Its Vince's superpower of making us hate RAW sooooo much! I don't blame you! Even I can't believe I don't wanna watch Goldberg anymore
Saquib Hussain It's really sad. Fucking shame on Raw.
Bayley vs Charlotte ending ruined the match!!!!! I HATE THESE TYPE OF ENDINGS!!!! Have any of you noticed that whenever a heel and a face wrestle for a big title some shenanigans almost always happens (like 85% of the time). A distraction,straight up attack by some random dude,cheap move,referees DYING from getting pushed a bit etc. IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. Dear WWE y am i supposed to take your top heels seriously when 80% of the time they retain via shenanigans? Can you give them a clean PPV win once in a while!!!!
those headbutts had me screaming at the edge of my seat lol. They were so loud, I enjoyed that match!
Just a horrible PPV. Charlotte vs Bayley would have been better as a DQ so that her streak would be broken at Mania. Braun's push ended just like that for nothing. Those 2 filler matches... and KO dropping the title to Goldberg.. would have been so much better if it was KO vs Y2J for title at Mania and Goldberg vs Lesnar in a Loser retires match. Nothing could have saved this PPV, it was just dreadful.
Alexander Yankov when did Braun's push end? Jesus people, just because someone doesn't go undefeated during their push doesn't mean they've lost it. This is literally the first time Braun has ever been pinned in his life
+Ultimate Inferno Shit, they were even longer. The filler matches were worst than the pre-show match and that match wasn't even on the main card. What a fucking disastrous joke...
WrestleMania is going to be a SmackDown PPV for sure.
Bayley can't wrestle
Yves Heinrich oh no doubt about it!
What just happened: Adam shaved and now looks like a baby
My only 2 thoughts during the Reigns Vs Strowman match,
1, Are they Jordan's?
2. They accentuate the arrows on his back pretty well.
Mr Matthews his shoes adidas tubular instinct , cause I have it
Lmao me too dude. I was just staring at his shoes like "His feet are too much white. Why is it like tha-WHY IS IT LIKE THAT?"
Kevin Owens' title run was lame. Goldberg won't be any better, obviously, but Owens was second fiddle to Y2J in his own championship reign. Just like Jericho was to Stephanie/HHH in 2002. Not a good first title reign.
I agree. He was a pure chickenshit heel. He didn't even have that one credible title match victory that usually is somewhere in a chickenshit heel title run. For Orton in '08, it was Jeff Hardy. For Rollins, it was Neville and Kane I believe.
especially since kevin owens is "the prizefighter" the "fight owens fight" guy...we simply can hope that he will be the fight owens fight now and come back to the top!
KO and Y2J were a team, neither was second fiddle to the other. Take one of them away and you don't get the same magic.
That would be fine if they'd been the *tag team champions*, but Owens was supposed to be the Universal champ - Raw's main guy. He should have had his own storyline, his own identity. He shouldn't have been "a team." Y2J and his list were more over than KO was. Not good for a singles champ.
It isn't, but its also a dynamic that could've worked if Kevin was booked just a _little_ stronger. Like, it literally took a Handicap match with a world champion and a near legend to take a midcard title off of Reigns. That makes them look weaker than it makes Roman look strong. Also doesn't help that that title was mentioned 3 times since that moment 2 months ago.
Fastlame was very FAST !!!
D23 Speed it lived up its name huh?
It escalated pretty quickly.
D23 Speed and incredibly shit
D23 Speed it felt like it leasted for ever
That's why they call it fast lane
Shamefull PPV
Smack Down to Raw: "Look at me, look at me…I'm the captain now"
Is no one going to point out how spot on that Simon impression was?
People in arena going like "gooolllllldddbeeeerrrgggggg goooool- what wha?"
Best part of the PPV was when i turned it off and went to bed.
Smarks are complaining about Goldberg being a part-timer winning a main card title, but if it was the Rock *NOBODY WOULD FUCKING BAT AN EYE!*
Charlotte will have her loss stricken from the record books tonight by Steph because of the shady finish.
Walking Dude that honestly could happen, good prediction 👏
Maybe either way though she's still never lossed clean on a ppv that's a pretty nice feat
So awesome to see the old part timer Kevin Owens putting over that young up and comer Goldberg!
WWE Fastlane was an oddity of a Pay-Per-View. The Cruiserweight Championship match was the match of the night for me and a lot of other people. Sami Zayn and Samoa Joe was good and Roman v. Strowman was actually not that bad. However, the rest was either passable to bad. I mean, they sent up the little red flags saying that the main event was gonna be short with those Raw level matches, the Women's Championship match was just average with a terribly executed finish and honestly the pointless tag matches on the Pre-Show are so predictable. As for Goldberg being the champ... well, I like this new flavor that it's added to his match with Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania but the execution is what's gonna matter these next few weeks going into WrestleMania.
Trenton Bless I agree 100% except for Goldburg winning the title, I don't like having part timers holding the title, but other than that I agree, spot of the night for me is Neville snap German Suplex to Jack that looked like he dropped jack on his head
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of Goldberg having the belt, but I'm interested to see where it goes.
Trenton Bless it's clear as day where it goes. Brock Lesnar wins the championship at wrestlemania. Brock would never lose twice to goldberg and in that fashion unless he was getting the belt. I also believe that goldberg is done after wrestlemania.
Trenton Bless
Trenton Bless who won the cruiserweight title
That was a spot on Simon expression.
I actually enjoyed the Reigns vs. Strowman match as well. And I think Charlotte is gonna point out the DQ thing on Raw tonight and say that she technically still hasn't lost a PPV. 😂😂
Great to see Kevin Owens putting over young talent like Bill Goldberg.
I honestly think that Goldberg getting the tittle is one of the worst decisions WWE could have made. it's great to see him with a belt once again but his match with Brock doesn't need it. Everyone were already hyped for it and ending Owens title rein at its peak is simply awful. If Owens won he could have run around and say how his better than Brock, main event Wrestlemania and feud with Lesnar afterwards. It would have done much more for both KO and the tittle. Horrible booking
That was an excellent Simon impression! Lol!!
That Simon impersonation at the end was on point
(Raw) Vince : This is my chair ! I can do whatever I want with the rosters !
(Smackdown) Shane : Get up, dad ! This is my chair.
SDLive > > > > > > > (x100) > > > > Raw
it isnt just fastlane, ITS WWE FASTLANE!
that Simon impression was spot on 10/10
When you can put the main event into a .gif,
you've failed your fans
I liked the video just for Simon`s impression 😂😂
How to guide on making the wwe universe care about the cruiserweight division
Step 1: Make the cruiserweight match really fucking good
Step 2: Put it on a PPV where everything else is fucking terrible
Step 3: ?!?!?
Step 4: Profit
That was a Perfect Simon impression, well done :D
can we all take a moment to appreciate that bang on impersonation of Simon 😂😂 👏👏
It was so awkward I felt like big moments should've happened I was waiting for Sasha to turn heel when bailey was celebrating NOPE Brock to interfere NOPE Taker to appear NOPE Thank god Chris showed up but it was so obvious
CONFIRMED SMACKDOWN LIVE IS THE A SHOW
Your impression of Simon was better than Fastlane.
My thought on this PPV exactly... Good job WhatCulture!
Honestly, this PPV might have been a little frustrating, but its sole purpose was to build storylines leading into wrestlemania. So that is why there were some questionable booking decisions.
This was basically an episode of raw in the sense that they're building up to the actual PPV (WM).
As for Goldberg, if you've seen him in WCW that's what he does, and if you did watch fast lane, the people cheered Goldberg for winning! And besides, this result was pretty obvious! We saw this coming for a long time! Lol.
ShiningLightSuraj What storylines? They completely wasted everything.
ShiningLightSuraj Yeah Bro, but is a ppv and the people would maybe like something else than a shitty raw episode
Of course he squashed jobbers in WCW but against big names he had some very serious matches, his match against DDP is the best of his career and it wasn't a squash match so what the fuck happened
I feel like a parent who found out their kid us using stupid drugs...like, not even the good shit. Just, drinking cough syrup or huffing paint.
looking at them with silver sprayed all over their face. "I'm not mad.... I'm just..... disappointed. Like..... really disappointed."
I was in two minds as to stay up and watch it or go to sleep. Glad I made the right call and went back to bed.
Forget Fastlane, Adam's impersonation of Simon was HILARIOUS!!!!!! XD
I'm happy because the only reason I started watching WWE again as well as thanks to discovering what culture channel (so I listened for a few months to learn who is who, who is still around and understand stories before watching so I didn't jump in and get confused) is because of the return of Goldberg! This win makes me happy and now makes his match versus Brock Lesnar have more meaning when it's for gold, he's had an epic win and then was wasted at the Royal rumble so it's about time a Goldberg win got a prize- he's surely not staying much longer so I'm surprised he didn't get a belt sooner or what is the point?! Kevin Owens lost as a punishment for what he did to Jericho in kayfabe land as well as builds up his match V Jericho so much more as they both have 1 up on each other in terms of falling out. KO has an excuse to have lost it because if the distraction so could still look strong- as he was about to lock up with Goldberg- just ruins that by having him skip around the ring wasting time when the PPV should have already ended, it was annoying and personally I was getting worried sky box office would cut off before we saw Goldberg do anything! I still don't know why Roman was wearing trainers but it may have been to do the jaw kick if in practice he hurt someone or to keep him light for lifting Roman if Brawn has a slight injury- either that or they were stuck on board the same plane as Stephanie! I also predicted the announce table would go through in that match too lol! Yes the PPV was pretty crap so despite having not watched WWE from 19 years until just before survivor series it felt exactly the same to me as all I did then was spend a lot of money for the last match bad how quickly it was finished when I barely know who anyone in the other matches were- this time it was just because they were pretty boring and over too fast- too many booked, tweet for a second and they were all over, missed so many endings when I was sat right by my tv!! But Goldberg winning makes me happy and worth waiting weeks for my Goldberg t shirt they fucked up on the delivery date due when pre ordering lol!
Also why did they ring the bell to start the match twice?! They did it when they got into the ring already, then do it again when Jericho came out- I thought they were stopping the match cos if Jericho, not just starting it!!
RedCyanPhotos One does not simply know.
They didn't build up the match Y2J v Owens because now Jericho is the champion even though he is the face and wants revenge. So it would have made more sense to have Jericho lose the US Title to someone and have Kevin beat Goldberg and go on to Wrestlemania to face Jericho for the Universal Title. Owens and Jericho have been the only thing that made me watch raw in the last 3 to 4 months and now their feud is for the US Title just because an old dude and a lazy part timer "need to have" a feud for the Universal Title. The only thing that is interesting now is how they are going to setup the Reigns Taker Match.
Karlsruhe 00 I thought they'd set up Undertaker last night! Now they're trying to say he's fighting at the next Wrestlemania 🙄😂! I don't think so I think this is it!
why do you get the ppv through sky box office and not the network?
That Simon bit
Vince just doesn't think like a fan...
Fans: Owens vs Jericho, potential storyline gold, gets the universal title over.
Vince: Goldberg vs Lesnar,, big names means big money, having a legend as the champion will get the belt over.
Sigh...
wish I could like the video twice, once for the what just happened and once for the Simon impression
If you watch Goldberg's entrance at Fastlane, he didn't come out as
hyped up as usual. He was just as pissed that the match was going to be a
squash as everyone else. All you got to do is look at his body language
in his entrance. It's not his fault, its the way WWE keep booking him
and everyone else. He atually wanted to make Owens look good in the
fight but creative wern't having any of it!
Alpha Wolf dude he buried lesnar with no feeling he did not give two shits about burying Owens
It's for long term story lines dude. They knew the whole time they would wrestle at mania. Makes Brock's win at mania more important.
Not in a bed? I'm disapointed
Your simon at the end was awesome lol
Fastlane really made me appreciate Smackdown and their pay per views so much more, even with AJ Styles getting stuck with a Shane McMahon match at Wrestlemania.
Roman Reigns new boots should be new WWE champion. The boots are more over then Roman.
I thought raw was on mondays why was it on a Sunday
Sami losing to Joe was the right call. Sami passing out to Joe's submission is clever as it means Sami has too much heart to tap out and it doesn't kill his character, so the fans get behind him more (e.g Austin-Hart WM 13). Also Joe is probably the best guy on the roster, and most entertaining. It only gives him more momentum going into WM. He needed the win.
They have one of the best stories/feuds of last years, Owens vs Jericho for the universal title, but they had to fuck it up in favour of Lesnar and Goldberg, who don't even need titles right now.. What a misery
3 views, 101 likes. Seems legit.
Nikhil Krishnan This comment is just annoying at this point.
Nikhil Krishnan it's because you have to watch the video 10 seconds to be counted as a view, but likes count instantly, which means that views are constantly 10 seconds late.
Jan Vehmanen I didn't know that. Thanks for the explanation.
Lets be fair, we all knew Goldberg was going to squash Owens like he did Lesnar. My biggest issue was the fact the Jericho caused it. Logically, why would that happen? Not even looking at the aspect of most of us know about the beef Jericho has had with Goldberg in the past (overlooking this for casual fans)... BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU COST YOUR OPPONENT AT MANIA THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP WHEN IF HE WOULD HAVE ONE YOUR MATCH AT MANIA WOULD HAVE BEEN FOR THE FUCKING UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP?!
Was bored of goldberg when he first came back, still bored of goldberg.
Never liked him back in WCW either.
wow that simon impression was pretty good 😂