JURASSIC PARK EMPLOYEES 3
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- The two scientists Bert and Bill, have returned from the island. But their employer is not very happy!
Written and directed by Daz Black
Staring:
Produced by : Huw Samuel : / huwsamuel
Vania Fernandes : www.instagram....
Sound: David erwood
DOP: Andrea gambadoro
Soundtrack
Welcome to Jurassic World · Michael Giacchino
Jurassic World (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)
℗ 2015 Back Lot Music, a division of Universal Studios Music LLLP
Released on: 2015-06-09
Main Artist: Michael Giacchino
Producer: Michael Giacchino
Studio Personnel: Pat Sullivan
Studio Personnel: Streisand Scoring Stage, Sony Pictures, Los Angeles
Conductor: Tim Simonec
Composer: John Williams
Composer: Michael Giacchino
Music Publisher: USI B Music Publishing (BMI)
Music Publisher: Universal Pictures Music (ASCAP)
2 girls at a wedding part 3 is next guys!
YES
Hiii
Soooo exciting thank you daz
We need more bitch slapping
Yeahhhh
"dinasours has escaped"
"NO! AH SHAT THE FAK UP! NO WAY!"
"didnt see that coming"
Godzilla had a seizure trying to read this
@@honestlyharmful3102 ah i see you come from bread boys as well. Nice 2 meet you man of culture
This line was the best! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmfao
😂
"Just get daddy to clone you a new one."
"My father is dead I have you know."
"Then clone him? I dunno."
Line delivery peaked at this moment.
Fr
“*GASP* NO! STFU! NO WAY!”
“Didn’t see that coming”
had me dead
That part was hilarious 😂😂
Me TOO
dead like the billionaire?
@@dyingcerealbowl2560 Exactly
“Listen, if your horse is dead, you can just have daddy clone him!”
“My dad is dead.”
“Well clone him!”
😂
I can do it
@@parklez3250 woo woo
Hahaha
I forget how tall Daz is, it’s strange to see him with legs and not just sitting at his computer table
His not that tall
@@g9yearsago732 HE’S 6ft which is still tall
@@lornathompson3811 really I thought he was like 5:7
He has legs?
@@heyitskelsey8591 I thought Daz would be like Davros 😂
"I'm leaving you guys can stay here."
"Should we go after him?"
"No, no dinosa- he's fucking dead grab your things" 😂😂😂
that smoldering volvo what killed that picnic was the last of "their things", i'm certain. lol
Can we just appreciate how much EFFORT Daz put in to this 10 MIN SKETCH. IT'S INSANE
We are doing?
Best ten mins on you tube 🥲
Yessss totally
We need more jarassic park stuff
“The dinosaurs will just be looking for a way out at this point.”
*their boss dies in the distance*
“Okay yep he’s dead pack your things” 🤣
Yes we watched it
Lol
Daz should try to make his own movie such a good actor
I K R
He is
He made his own movie with friends over lockdown. It’s on his channel if you want to watch it
With only him 😂😂
👍👍👌👌
This is literally movie production qualities right there.
I was about to say-
7:03
"Well if they ever turn Jurassic park into a movie I'm sure he'd be first in line."
One of my fav parts 🤣
“is-is that a gun?”
“Y-Yes, it’s a dart gun- loaded with poison darts”
*look at each other
“AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA”
“Your gonna die”
can’t wait to see these employees again
@Javiator that's a bit harsh
@Javiator your not nice one but.... I can fix that. Don’t reply again ever in your life.
@Javiator Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
@Javiator English?
I get it, you can't help it being an asshole but just leave other People in peace. Understood! Thank you...
“FOR GOD SAKES NOT AGAIN! I had dinner reservations”
“Yes well unfortunately so did these velociraptors”
be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@Willchan18 be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@phoebephillips2491 be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@meatismurderbevegan4224 shut up
“They stayed on the beach and made sandcastles” is one of the best lines
It's shocking on how the first Jurassic Park employees was just filmed in a room and now is being filmed in a MANSION!
THE IMPROVEMENT 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
"You build a new one, that was faster, stronger and even f*cking invisible apparently because life finds a way" 😂😂
I think that was my favorite line out of the whole skit!
This really looks like the place they really film the movie
Yeah it does
True
He rented out a castle
Wouldn’t doubt if it was, daz goes to extreme lengths for his videos.. for us
Lockwood manor
“My father is dead.”
“Then clone him!”
AHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I LOVE THIS
The production quality of this is INSANE. From the screenplay to the amazing cinematography and to the fact that Daz makes up half the cast, he’s honestly given us way too. He deserves everything🔥🙌🏽
Yes
@@leilalala8715 Yes
He’s literally getting more and more ambitious with each one it started with a skit now it’s a fucking movie😂
I’m just gonna sit here for 44 hours
same XD
Same
Ok well just a warning your feet will get tired and feel like your on the tip of an iceburg
I wish but I have to go to bed lol
Yep
"Just get daddy to clone you a new one"
"My fathers dead i'll have you know.."
".. t..then clone.. him?.. idk"
😂😂 honestly Daz I am DEAD
I'm sorry for the loss of your life 😔
Clone urself
When the world needed this series the most, it came back.
At first it was just a fun skit, now its a fricken cinematic film
Kinda like when jontron had his flex tape
But that then became a joke again
When a sketch is better than the actual movies it's based on...
Ok that’s too far
be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@TheRealRip-Tide be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@meatismurderbevegan4224 what abt plants tho it fine to kill them? They give us oxygen but you still munch down on them.
@@meatismurderbevegan4224 what does is have to do with the video
Love how the one scientist’s beard gets more glorious every episode
I’m way to exited for this, I am sitting here in my living room just wiggling around in excitement
🤣🤣wiggling, kinda gave me a giggle icl, thanks, had such a bad day tbh and this actually made it a bit better :))
Same
@wiggleworm same
For the next 2 days? This vid doesn’t release till the 22nd
It’s in 43 hours
These 2 scientists are literally me if I was in Jurassic park.
Omg this is sooo true
You Nikki me m m mom m m mom mom mom my m mm mom mom m mom mmm
Right?? Like, if I was part of that universe, after knowing about what happened to the first park, I'd take all the necessary measures to not end up dinosaur food. But alas, people in horror/scifi/similar genre movies are just naturally born with neither common sense nor survival instinct...
"my father is dead"
"well then clone him idk."
Someone needs to get him a co star role on a box office comedy
Ikkkkkrrrr
'Do you take the special bus to work everyday?'
'What...?'
'Actually it would be a helicopter cause we're working on a island'
'Ah yes yes is that what you do?
"We were just practicing what its like to be a rich prick"
“The budget for this was insane”
*buys a castle*
Daz is such an amazing person👊
Ikr
His videos he me through the days
I agree 😊
be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
@@bigmeeps1239 be vegan if you are a meat eater you are a murderer
"then clone him"
Daz- you just - you're just awsome 💀💀😂😂
“And we don’t get paid enough”
Every teacher ever
@Joseph McManus think about their jobs tho, if your a teacher for lets say 1st grade you have to not only teach them but control them when they get crazy. It’s not just like babysitting when babysitting you usually sit a few kids not like 20. I mean High school isn’t easier, you got all these hormonal angsty teens walking around and it’s no fun. Unless you teach or are a teacher you don’t know how much they get paid and it can vary based on where you are.
@@katemichellem true! Our class would make every teacher we had cry and they usually wanted another class or just quite :/ feel bad for them, I was a quiet kid and like our teachers but the rest of the class would be screaming and shit. It was from 1-6th grade so they should get paid more if you ask me! It’s not an easy job like you said!
Are we all Just chillin in the comments more then a day early 😎
More like 2 days
@@Chocolatebear209 that’s why I said MORE than a day
@@zuhahussain1470 oh sorry 😣 I didn’t read it properly sorry
@@Chocolatebear209 haha it’s fine😊
Same lol
Daz really out did himself with this masterpiece. The visuals, acting and the script was beautifully done. Goes to show you don't always need to go overboard with dramatic lines and complex CGI effects to make amazing content.
That wheezing ‘you’re gonna die’ always gets me 😂
“My father is dead, I’ll have you know!”
“Then clone him I don’t know?!” 😂
Can we just appreciate that he rented out a whole CASTLE just to make a 10 minute video
“Gay suit man” just canonically died...oh my 😂
So many days have gone by without a single word that anything was coming. Now, this is epic.
Nah it’s been mentioned lots of times
9:36 I just love the change in his expression once he realises what’s actually happened.
The budget literally went up for everything except the good ol’ beard. Gotta love it
After 2 years part 3 has finally arrived
Covid is a thing yk
It's so weird seeing Dazs full body and walking around since I'm so used to seeing him at his desk 🤣
Who else is gonna sit here and wait for over 40 hours?
Me godda**it
Me :D
Me 🕺🏻
I'm waiting for 2 hours
Only 2 hours left!!
It has finally arrived again...the unbeatable series
“ I guess daddy didn’t buy him enough ponies growing up “. 😂 I’m dead
Daz always knows what to say. "rich prick" especially 😭✋
I would actually watch a hole movie of him!I love Dazzs Acting and his jokes.
I cannot believe all those guys are Daz, he is such a good actor!
The only bad side to this being so good is the fact that I want more now.
“Get back on the boat, you morons.” 🤣
The two scientists are couple goals honestly.
Oh i missed this so much and im so excited for the "2 girls at a wedding" too, this just made my night!
I'm so happy he's started posting on this account! These videos, even though their short, made my day so much brighter :)
Loved how the scientists gave him all the facts, but he still didn’t get it.😂
"A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
Now we wait for part 4 where they bring him back to life. I love this
that moment where the alarms went off was actually kinda bone chilling
"When will you people learn" that's literally what we say in every film xD
“Rich boy seems pissed” 🤣
I've watched all 3 of these episodes about a million times and I can confirm they never stop being hilarious 😂
“My dad is dead’’
“Then clone him or something”
😂😂😂
this was the best thing i have ever saw. i honestly want a entire movie trilogy just with daz.
“Definitely fake”, me looking at the beard:
Amazing script!
daz is one of the most top tier best actors in da world bruh i swear
Hasn't even started yet and i know its gonna be a masterpiece!!
The passion. The dedication. Masterpeice. This really touched me, and I even shed a tear. This was a whole emotional ride and I’m still very teary. This… was truly amazing!
"oh yes, yes he's fucking dead, let's go. Grab your things"
hahahah
Part? Part 3? It’s a MIRACLE!
Can we just appreciate how far Daz will go to satisfy his viewers he rented a fricken castle for gods sake, like this is awesome I mean it was probably really expensive but it's really cool
Oh no, it starts in 44 hours!
Guess I'm staying here for two days then.
The fact that only 6 weirdos have disliked this proves it’ll be amazing
The fact you posted this a day ago and it has 7 now means it gonna be even better
Guess those 2 people took away their likes. There are only 5 now.
@@x.vmp1re.m0ney.x make that 4
@@jofinin22 why are the likes going down??
@@x.vmp1re.m0ney.x what?! The dislikes are going back up
"swallowing families whole" that line was delivered so well
the effort he puts into this sketch is incredible and it always turns out amazing
Ahh this was amazing 😂, the production was amazing! And omg daz in a suit.. I mean...
*claps and wipes tears out of eyes while laughing*
Beautiful, absolutely beautiful
The dinosaurs are in the basement
You know there's gonna break out right
The basement has been modified to hold these beast
*Alarms start going off*
* Looks at each other*
Total didn't see that coming
I like how daz go all out with the music and everything and the castle
I guess Daddy didn't buy him enough ponies growing up. Ha Ha Ha Ha. So fucking funny
''my dads dead" then clone him too i dont know" XD
Ive waited years for this😤
This is honestly amazing. The sheer effort and QUALITY in this video is insane
Sooo the Premiere just ended. This was such a cool comeback for your channel Daz. Also 10/10 Huw!
Oh Daz, premiring something 44 hours previous to its happening!!! How classy of you!!!
I Love rewatching your skits/movies. One day, I hope to see something in theaters produced by Daz. Imagine the horror or comedy he can put on the big screen.
Glad to see Jurassic Park Employees back!
I've never laughed so much LMFAO 💀🤣
Love the fact that he is wearing a Daz Games t-shirt
2 years later and the legend returns to skits haleluya
I'm so glad we have part three to the collection. It was so worth the wait.
daz black deserves the world and i stand by that
Yes finally
Why are 20 People waiting it’s it’s still like 42 hours away TwT
We've been waiting for years...
oh well lol
@@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD exactly D':
Ik it’s annoying when people quote videos but this made my laugh for a while
“The dinosaurs have escaped”
“NO, shut the fock up😱”
Daz this is gold 😂😭😂
Someone should really start a Reddit string or discord server well we can all talk and see how much we enjoyed what DAZ makes
Honestly, that would be a blast!!!
Right