ASMR Celebrity Assistant Helps You Sleep (Valley Girl)

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  • @niavonnie5938
    @niavonnie5938 3 года назад +3746

    “you’re just built different”
    you right you right

    • @marie..508
      @marie..508 3 года назад +29

      you are beautiful, happy holidays!

    • @Its_Gracie24
      @Its_Gracie24 3 года назад +3

      Merry Christmas

    • @fauxbitties
      @fauxbitties 3 года назад +2

      God loves you

    • @keanugonzales9958
      @keanugonzales9958 3 года назад +2

      👁️👄👁️

    • @sarajsanchez3143
      @sarajsanchez3143 3 года назад +7

      im a different breed im a different culture im a different man im a different everything you aint built like me you aint built for me you aint built all like me-

  • @rebeccac4483
    @rebeccac4483 3 года назад +7673

    physically, i am at my home. mentally i am an alpaca living on a 200 acre farm in new zealand, getting massaged while listening to opera.

    • @Fr00stee
      @Fr00stee 3 года назад +139

      that does sound nice

    • @fauxbitties
      @fauxbitties 3 года назад +53

      God loves you

    • @parisxbree
      @parisxbree 3 года назад +82

      This doesn’t have enough likes for how funny it is lmao

    • @Evute02
      @Evute02 3 года назад +69

      Alpacas liking Opera makes more sense than Covid

    • @sushiimish3580
      @sushiimish3580 3 года назад +21

      M o o d

  • @omgomgomgomgomgomg3295
    @omgomgomgomgomgomg3295 3 года назад +6600

    every time i’m watching an asmr vid and the asmrtist says “this video is sponsored by...” i always wonder if it’s gonna be raycon, vpn express or helix lol

  • @sakuramochii2356
    @sakuramochii2356 3 года назад +7008

    “you have really strong blood”
    me, anemic: *crying* thank you so much-

    • @alexn3478
      @alexn3478 3 года назад +63

      Big W

    • @lilyrpeace
      @lilyrpeace 3 года назад +158

      LMAO MY CHRONIC HEMOLYTIC ANEMIA SAID:🥺

    • @aureums
      @aureums 3 года назад +85

      Meeeeeeee. This is me and my low on iron blood

    • @iseeyouineverystar
      @iseeyouineverystar 3 года назад +18

      @@aureums SAME

    • @user-df2kg4cd8r
      @user-df2kg4cd8r 3 года назад +27

      I adore your Chyuuya profile picture

  • @madlyemily8049
    @madlyemily8049 3 года назад +3207

    Wow...being called a pretty marble really did boost my confidence, thank you.

    • @fauxbitties
      @fauxbitties 3 года назад +3

      God loves you

    • @eaniu
      @eaniu 3 года назад +5

      i'd say you'd be a purple or a red marble and those are my favourite colours! 😌

    • @ahlumilembada942
      @ahlumilembada942 3 года назад

      @@eaniu awww💕

  • @emmakardokus20
    @emmakardokus20 3 года назад +2795

    remember if you dont treat your girl right theres always a valley girl online who will tell her she’d be a pretty marble

    • @beep3225
      @beep3225 2 года назад +56

      Facts

    • @zachariahjohnson3406
      @zachariahjohnson3406 2 года назад +33

      *Confused screaming*

    • @Gakulon
      @Gakulon Год назад +17

      If I can't land the perfect girl, I know I still got the Valley Girl to reassure me about my frog army commanding skills

  • @dakotalee6990
    @dakotalee6990 3 года назад +2317

    "You could command an army of frogs, if the need arose."
    2021: Is that a challenge?

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 3 года назад +43

      Listen we've had ENOUGH of the Ten Plagues we had better not tempt whoever might be listening lmaooo

    • @bluevenus9803
      @bluevenus9803 3 года назад +20

      What she doesn’t know though, is that I already have an army of frogs... and their reckoning will be soon 🐸🐸🐸

    • @bluevenus9803
      @bluevenus9803 3 года назад +9

      Shhhhh don’t worry@@loominizer31, the end will be swift, they have been trained well 🐸

    • @fauxbitties
      @fauxbitties 3 года назад +2

      God loves you

    • @plutoyoon
      @plutoyoon 3 года назад +5

      calm down we don’t want to manifest anything now

  • @gabby1133
    @gabby1133 3 года назад +2846

    oh how i wish to be an alpaca in a 200 acre farm in New Zealand just to munch on food and get massaged while listening to opera

    • @MichaelaBelle
      @MichaelaBelle 3 года назад +50

      honestly? the dream

    • @iridescentmothasmr
      @iridescentmothasmr 3 года назад +49

      I just wanna visit this alpaca farm, bask in their presence.

    • @thebullybusters6220
      @thebullybusters6220 3 года назад +1

      F u you copied the other people

    • @fauxbitties
      @fauxbitties 3 года назад

      God loves you

    • @animethighs6357
      @animethighs6357 3 года назад +14

      @@thebullybusters6220 you ever thought others might feel the same way and that’s why they might have a similar opinion ? Also why does it matter, it just a comment, you gonna sue them?

  • @BanilyaGorilya
    @BanilyaGorilya 3 года назад +2736

    My boss told me I shouldn’t listen to music while I work because of the collaborative effort it takes to function as a shop but I told her I listen to Asmr and she looked around like I outed myself and she pulled her phone out and showed me her Asmr RUclips playlist and number 14 on the list was your “Quite a strange haircut,” video.

    • @joselocalau123
      @joselocalau123 3 года назад +98

      that’s so cool

    • @amendey42
      @amendey42 3 года назад +61

      Ally!!

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 года назад +144

      ASMR is lowkey more engagement than music but good for her

    • @emilyzies
      @emilyzies 3 года назад +14

      Underrated comment

    • @thistle_flowers5018
      @thistle_flowers5018 3 года назад +103

      Finding people who listen to asmr irl is so surprising like- this weekend my best friend was showing me the channels they’re subscribed to and some were asmr channels... allies

  • @sarahhanson5005
    @sarahhanson5005 3 года назад +781

    I've been wearing I'm Not Really A Waitress red nail polish for 15+ years, it is the exact best shade and now it's Erin-approved.

    • @GoDDeSS428
      @GoDDeSS428 3 года назад +42

      I recognized the color right away... it's my friend's favorite shade (and she used to be a waitress 😂)!

    • @roserivera3003
      @roserivera3003 3 года назад +8

      what that's a nail polish?!

    • @fletcherprince
      @fletcherprince 3 года назад +11

      That's the shade I picked the first time I got a manicure. It is the best!

    • @GallifrAngel
      @GallifrAngel 3 года назад +11

      I still remember years ago my mom getting that shade when we went to get manicures one time and she was laughing about the name for days.

    • @soph996
      @soph996 2 года назад +2

      Is there a specific joke behind the very specific name? Genuinely curious

  • @cappucosmico
    @cappucosmico 3 года назад +3857

    "if you ever got bitten by a vampire or zombie, literally nothing would happen" sentences that make you burst into tears

    • @cappucosmico
      @cappucosmico 3 года назад +397

      erin i want to be a vampire please

    • @rasmuserlandsson2204
      @rasmuserlandsson2204 3 года назад +231

      @@cappucosmico the *sheer amount* of tumblr energy from these two comments

    • @mariemadlenek
      @mariemadlenek 3 года назад +28

      All i'm gonna say is yes

    • @MariaJoseRangelUwU
      @MariaJoseRangelUwU 3 года назад +39

      I felt like nothing would happen because if I become a zombie or a vampire I’d be the same as i am right now and that’s sad.

    • @eypick6987
      @eypick6987 3 года назад +17

      Vampires are dumb anyways. Not literally though, like zombies. Vampires are just rather overrated and not very distinct of a monster usually.

  • @noraraab2939
    @noraraab2939 3 года назад +1036

    She really knows her audience if she’s bringing frogs into this

    • @exafawn
      @exafawn 3 года назад +9

      This

    • @UserRedacted
      @UserRedacted 3 года назад +24

      𝐘𝐞𝐬, 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬

    • @liz257
      @liz257 3 года назад +7

      👀

    • @SeaMoss_ASMR
      @SeaMoss_ASMR 3 года назад +20

      When she said that "all frogs are on your side" I almost cried😅

  • @baguette1117
    @baguette1117 3 года назад +5641

    I’m so glad my alpaca wool blankets are ethically sourced and the frogs are on my side😌

  • @ashforester1169
    @ashforester1169 3 года назад +437

    I would believe anything she told me like she could literally tell me I am a piece of cheese in the corner of a ladybugs cabinet and I would believe her with my entire heart

    • @thistle_flowers5018
      @thistle_flowers5018 3 года назад +35

      She could tell me that the sky is green and I would be like yes ma’am the greenest in the land

  • @gia5426
    @gia5426 3 года назад +593

    Ugh, now I wanna see alpacas that live in the most luxurious circumstances possible 🥺
    Do they wear silk pijamas? Are they wearing gold accessories? Do each one of them have flunky? I don’t know 🐱✨

    • @grala7926
      @grala7926 3 года назад +22

      Those alpacas live better than me (?

    • @rosiech2064
      @rosiech2064 3 года назад +8

      on special occasions they wear accessories in NZ so you’re close 🥰

    • @jona5398
      @jona5398 3 года назад +4

      @@rosiech2064 Wait do they really? 🥺

    • @rosiech2064
      @rosiech2064 3 года назад

      @@jona5398 yup!! It’s very cool 🥰

  • @NamelessNomadASMR
    @NamelessNomadASMR 3 года назад +769

    If I drink the dream oil will I transcend into the astral realm?

  • @max-yasgur
    @max-yasgur 3 года назад +1166

    Erin: makes a big deal over the alpaca wool blanket
    Me: recognized that she got that blanket at Target and it’s hilarious

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 3 года назад +75

      I love seeing all the things I see and want at Target end up in her videos HAHAH
      Or Hobby Lobby... we're definitely in the same side of the country 🤣

    • @ChiiSan09
      @ChiiSan09 3 года назад +11

      Yesssss was gonna say

    • @JamesJones-ft6bv
      @JamesJones-ft6bv 3 года назад +6

      more ethical than wool.

    • @fauxbitties
      @fauxbitties 3 года назад +4

      God loves you

    • @Divinely_Damned
      @Divinely_Damned Год назад +11

      @@JamesJones-ft6bvokay I’m sorry but- more ethical than wool? Where do you think wool comes from?

  • @reinuta
    @reinuta 3 года назад +1008

    Imagine Gibis Tatyana and Valley Girl collab, the SHEER capability and dependability. Think of what could be accomplished

  • @ASMRbyEvie
    @ASMRbyEvie 3 года назад +432

    “You have the allegiance of frogs” isn’t a phrase I ever thought I’d hear lol. Also the matter of fact “you’re just built different” 💀😭

  • @Des_.
    @Des_. 3 года назад +1758

    Ya'll, we like to pretend the Valley girl assistant isn't intelligent and super basic, but what if we're the ones she's dumbing everything down for. Like she explains everything in depth and helps us so much because we are incapable of anything without her. We're probably more Valley girl than she is.

    • @amandadevore4364
      @amandadevore4364 3 года назад +284

      That’s what I’ve been assuming since the beginning of this series 😬

    • @blammela
      @blammela 3 года назад +70

      I completely believe this 😂

    • @tiahayworth250
      @tiahayworth250 3 года назад +170

      I mean, apparently in this series we don’t understand fractions after having it explained to us like 30+ times so I think this is pretty accurate

    • @totallynameless8861
      @totallynameless8861 3 года назад +167

      She's hypercompetent, and doubtlessly very intelligent. She just wants to be our assistant, I don't know why. My guess is because we're adorably helpless.

    • @simonasaifur
      @simonasaifur 3 года назад +5

      maybe but im not a girl 😕

  • @dylana.3848
    @dylana.3848 3 года назад +455

    Erin rly doing it for the girls, gays and theys with the frog army positive affirmation

    • @jona5398
      @jona5398 3 года назад +12

      the frogs rule.

    • @abbadon2929
      @abbadon2929 3 года назад +35

      As a straight dude I love frogs too, mostly cause they’re mostly mouth but with just enough sticky legs to hurl their chompers at food

    • @dylana.3848
      @dylana.3848 3 года назад +18

      @@abbadon2929 I am so happy to hear this

    • @elsavass-de-zomba1669
      @elsavass-de-zomba1669 3 года назад +4

      @@abbadon2929 yes.

    • @Charlotte-cd8ld
      @Charlotte-cd8ld 3 года назад +2

      @@abbadon2929 this is what I needed today

  • @katherinew620
    @katherinew620 3 года назад +284

    literally mesmerized by the lashes and eyeshadow, true makeup sorcery

  • @AnimeGirl799
    @AnimeGirl799 3 года назад +193

    I do not see enough comments talking about how beautiful her eye make up is

  • @goodnoodle6043
    @goodnoodle6043 3 года назад +559

    The cool thing is that a group of frogs is literally called an army

    • @mattl5727
      @mattl5727 3 года назад +43

      oh my god I want a froggy army

    • @jingleberries3881
      @jingleberries3881 3 года назад +36

      Where does one obtain such an army? Asking for a friend, of course.

    • @mattl5727
      @mattl5727 3 года назад +31

      @Chandler Burse don’t forget a murder of crows! That’s my favourite

    • @mattl5727
      @mattl5727 3 года назад +14

      @Chandler Burse smack of jellyfish? I think that’s it idk

    • @CeciliasMuse
      @CeciliasMuse 3 года назад +9

      @Chandler Burse ooh yes there’s so many good ones! I also love ‘an unkindness of ravens’ and ‘a tower of giraffes’ :,)

  • @worstlady
    @worstlady 3 года назад +199

    i thought she was going to say marble statue ... no a MARBLE lmao

  • @MSDesignASMR
    @MSDesignASMR 3 года назад +474

    She has the valley girl acting down.
    I'd still love her to be my assistant.
    🎄 *Merry Christmas everyone!* 🎅

  • @PseudoswitchNyx
    @PseudoswitchNyx 3 года назад +362

    Plot twist she's just an incredibly talented babysitter

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 года назад +48

      That’s kinda what celebrity assistants are tbh 😂

    • @KaybeeJean96
      @KaybeeJean96 3 года назад +20

      Add to your plot twist, she's baby sitting Eloise

  • @graciaheng4470
    @graciaheng4470 3 года назад +330

    petition for asmr quite a strange christmas gifts exchange

  • @khamylliaaa4994
    @khamylliaaa4994 3 года назад +149

    "alexander mcqueen"
    my brain: kAChoW

    • @jadefeu9150
      @jadefeu9150 3 года назад +4

      This is severely underrated I love it sm

    • @rpsarvis3433
      @rpsarvis3433 3 года назад +2

      SAME. Every time I hear Alexander McQueen or Steven McQueen.

    • @khamylliaaa4994
      @khamylliaaa4994 3 года назад

      @@rpsarvis3433 not jeremy gilbert ahjskjgahj

    • @khamylliaaa4994
      @khamylliaaa4994 3 года назад

      @@jadefeu9150 ty!!

    • @mrsb050285
      @mrsb050285 3 года назад +1

      Saaaaame! I thought I was the only one lol

  • @Kaybear2013
    @Kaybear2013 3 года назад +404

    Just woke up but I guess I’m going back!🤪🤪

  • @1971Corwin
    @1971Corwin 3 года назад +191

    "Yay, affirmations! I wonder if these will be as good as usual."
    You would make a very pretty marble.
    "A new bar has been set."

  • @-light.academia-1696
    @-light.academia-1696 3 года назад +361

    Everyone else: enjoying the video
    Me: *staring at the candle that’s going bonkers in the background* 👁👄👁

  • @Erinawesome17
    @Erinawesome17 3 года назад +104

    "you don't look nearly cozy enough. It's basically an emergency." Truth girl, truth.

  • @leovelour
    @leovelour 3 года назад +148

    There’s something about the valley girl character that is soooo relaxing. I think that it’s because maybe my one of my favorite movies growing up was “Clueless” and this character gives off good Cher energy. Glad to see we’re getting another Christmas video with this character! 💖☺️

  • @Toshkii
    @Toshkii 3 года назад +173

    I could take a whole video of my Celebrity Assistant giving me those positive affirmations; they're the perfect mix of funny, relaxing, and oddly genuinely comforting!

    • @alift8155
      @alift8155 3 года назад +4

      She has a vid of just valley girl affirmations, google it ☺️☺️

  • @mafaldaviana9060
    @mafaldaviana9060 3 года назад +66

    A list of the positive affirmations just because I'd like to have it written down:
    - we would be a lovely marble
    - we have the best zodiac sign
    - we could win a paper airplane contest no problem
    - we could command an army of frogs if the need arose
    - nothing would happen if we were bitten by a vampire or zombie because we have very strong blood
    - we could grow an excellent vegetable garden

  • @auroramoon_draws16
    @auroramoon_draws16 3 года назад +92

    If I don’t go to sleep with my ethically sourced alpaca wool blankets and the knowledge the frogs are on my side then what is the POINT

  • @EON_ASMR
    @EON_ASMR 3 года назад +244

    I would watch a whole video of the valley girl saying words like "perfect" where she separates the c and t 😍

  • @Icebumi
    @Icebumi 3 года назад +113

    Can we just appreciate how she's so efficient as an assistant? Like, if such a person existed in my life I'd die for them

  • @jakaguirr7934
    @jakaguirr7934 3 года назад +113

    Oh no I hope I don’t fall......
    Erin: uploads video
    🪂🪂🪂🪂🪂🪂🪂

  • @sleepyspacewanderer3980
    @sleepyspacewanderer3980 3 года назад +89

    Me: sees the 25 Threshold blanket I wanted from Target.
    Moon: it’s made of a rare breed of free range Alpaca fur.

  • @ReallyTwistedHumor
    @ReallyTwistedHumor 3 года назад +127

    Now that I have the allegience of the frogs my plans can move into "Phase 2".....*Evil cackling intensifies*

    • @ReallyTwistedHumor
      @ReallyTwistedHumor 3 года назад +10

      @@loominizer31 They expect that you fool.....It's Christmas, you take over the *Sock* market

    • @ReallyTwistedHumor
      @ReallyTwistedHumor 3 года назад +1

      @ALICE CHAU indeed my child

    • @natasha-ut7si
      @natasha-ut7si 3 года назад

      @@ReallyTwistedHumor XD BAHHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • @RavenSutcliffe
    @RavenSutcliffe 3 года назад +163

    "You're just built different"
    Me, who's transgender: I'm absolutely not sobbing into my pillow and wishing my family just said something like that

    • @macerino9306
      @macerino9306 3 года назад +7

      That sucks :((. I'm here for you, really, I am. If you ever need to chat, just let me know.

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 3 года назад +6

      @@macerino9306 That's very kind of you 💖 thank you

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 3 года назад +5

      @@beatrixlozach4840 Most of them already hated me bc I'm pan. Imagine how it is now, with both things... even those who could accept that I'm not straight hate that I'm not cis. At this point I don't know what to do

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 3 года назад +3

      @@beatrixlozach4840 It does, believe it or not. You're not saying these things because you feel some sort of blood obligation or anything like that. You just felt you needed to say something to a sad stranger because you're kind. And that does mean a lot

    • @chaoticrat6282
      @chaoticrat6282 3 года назад +3

      As a fellow trans person, I feel your pain :,) I’m not out to my family yet, but I can imagine how that must feel, and I’m sorry

  • @jonathanhowe7403
    @jonathanhowe7403 3 года назад +398

    So I know I’m a dude and don’t actually get to wear hairpieces, but I was offended when she put away the Prada band. I liked it better for its simplicity! But ahh well, I’m still relaxed

    • @iamahater6653
      @iamahater6653 3 года назад +33

      BAHAHAHA love you dude

    • @alabastorl8977
      @alabastorl8977 3 года назад +133

      EXCUSE YOU YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY WEAR THE HAIR PIECE

    • @iamahater6653
      @iamahater6653 3 года назад +14

      @@alabastorl8977 YESSSS

    • @hcneyhi
      @hcneyhi 3 года назад +72

      if you wanna wear the hairpiece then wear and slay in it

    • @nneehhaa710
      @nneehhaa710 3 года назад +4

      Hahahahah

  • @thewanderlusterASMR
    @thewanderlusterASMR 3 года назад +71

    I like the concept of the ineffective, increasingly embarrassed vampire. They start out suave and confident and gradually get more perplexed and frustrated. “This doesn’t normally happen, I swear.” “Sorry, can I bite your neck one more time? I think I know what the problem is now.”

  • @high-levelsimp2379
    @high-levelsimp2379 3 года назад +248

    "you're looking a little down, are you alright, darling?"
    well, i mean, we haven't gone on a date yet so...yeah pretty much

  • @eddomanick8670
    @eddomanick8670 3 года назад +54

    Erin: you don’t look near comfy enough
    Me under my four blankets with sweatpants and fuzzy socks👁👄👁 “you know I think your right”

  • @mimmidauria5405
    @mimmidauria5405 3 года назад +59

    hello my fellow lesbians, have the gayest whatever you celebrate🥰

  • @marcussapir3245
    @marcussapir3245 3 года назад +41

    Cecilia Bartoli is flown in bi-weekly to serenade llamas!?!? I was getting all relaxed and then I heard that a just exploded with laughter.

  • @cheenewah
    @cheenewah 3 года назад +283

    *wakes up*
    *Erin posts*
    “Ah shid, here we go again.”

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 3 года назад +6

      All you had to do was follow the damn train, KJ.

    • @emmalk13
      @emmalk13 3 года назад +3

      😂😂 yeah

    • @cheenewah
      @cheenewah 3 года назад +3

      @@oxymoron02 Lmao

  • @izzybeth
    @izzybeth 3 года назад +52

    Erin: do you want to do your positive affirmations now?
    me: nodding and crying a little

  • @kh-jt6gv
    @kh-jt6gv 3 года назад +171

    erin: new assistant roleplay
    me: *gay panic*

    • @alyssa8525
      @alyssa8525 3 года назад +20

      @@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 well me and 34 other people care, but ok. it’s just a RUclips comment, why are you mad lmfao

    • @nadiakobek453
      @nadiakobek453 3 года назад +7

      Me and 35 other people care

    • @sopronunciareglignocchi7255
      @sopronunciareglignocchi7255 3 года назад

      @@nadiakobek453
      Search up the word hyperbole, and grow up whilst you're at it.

    • @IncubiAkster
      @IncubiAkster 3 года назад +14

      @@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 'and grow up whilst you're at it' . Projecting a lot, huh? =P No one cares that you're homophoebic. Stop feeling the need to let everyone know when it's not relevant.

    • @whisperingshadowXI
      @whisperingshadowXI 3 года назад +8

      @@sopronunciareglignocchi7255 For someone who says no one cares, you seem to care and awful lot about this... pretty sus lol.

  • @brookliey
    @brookliey 3 года назад +74

    the world could use an full-length asmr video with JUST strange positive affirmations from this same character-literally would kill for that 😳

    • @macerino9306
      @macerino9306 3 года назад +2

      I just love how these affirmations are unique. I'm getting tired of the same old normie stuff 😂 like, please tell me that I would be a good side character in the next Star Wars movie 😂😂

    • @roseagt5902
      @roseagt5902 Год назад

      It's up!

  • @Nikkisixx26
    @Nikkisixx26 3 года назад +30

    "hi gorgeous"
    me at 4am having a breakdown in my bed: o h

  • @jackboyd3741
    @jackboyd3741 3 года назад +79

    "You could command an army of frogs, if the need ever arose, all frogs are on your side and would be willing to do your bidding, you have the allegiance of the frogs... just like... in general." Celebrity Assistant Erin - 12:24

  • @michelle-qk8zu
    @michelle-qk8zu 3 года назад +92

    why do i imagine that the person she’s speaking to looks exactly like her

  • @johnslemonice1660
    @johnslemonice1660 3 года назад +120

    "Everyone knows your zodiac sign is the best"
    Me, a virgo: you know what I might just doubt that one

    • @mariemadlenek
      @mariemadlenek 3 года назад +3

      Relatable

    • @shelby9227
      @shelby9227 3 года назад +17

      Nah man. Virgang is the best 100%

    • @nichotamer9418
      @nichotamer9418 3 года назад +6

      Me; a Libra: idk I've been told im crazy af

    • @shenoaclermont3761
      @shenoaclermont3761 3 года назад +8

      Me, a Capricorn: "You're damn right we are the best!"

    • @karmasano
      @karmasano 3 года назад +7

      Me, a scorpio: and i oop-

  • @owowhatsthisitisidio661
    @owowhatsthisitisidio661 3 года назад +44

    Fgsvwkithsbtskyb
    that first “hi gorgeous~” thoooooo
    It don’t matter if you straight, we all love valley girl.

  • @kirapencak6975
    @kirapencak6975 3 года назад +61

    moon: everyone wishes they had your zodiac sign
    me, a leo: i know 💅💅

    • @Melefic
      @Melefic 3 года назад +4

      We looove to see it ~ a fellow Leo 😂💅🏻

  • @deborahperez6325
    @deborahperez6325 3 года назад +86

    Valley girl has to be the most hilarious human on the planet. I don't know how Erin comes up with these stories 😂😂

  • @kathleenstevens3743
    @kathleenstevens3743 3 года назад +23

    "Your zodiac sign is the best. Everyone is jealous of your sign, it's just the best"
    I'm a leo, so like... I know.

  • @HH-ji6zi
    @HH-ji6zi 3 года назад +36

    It's just past midnight here in Korea. I'm so happy that the video came up before I went to sleep. Thank you and Merry Christmas!🎅🎅🎅

  • @cheerios578
    @cheerios578 3 года назад +31

    “your zodiac sign is the best”
    VALLEY GIRL ASSISTANT SAID SAGITTARIUS SUPREMACY

  • @emiliegrenham5365
    @emiliegrenham5365 3 года назад +87

    I stopped listening to phoebe bridgers when I got the notification for this that's how much I love you

  • @jnl25
    @jnl25 3 года назад +30

    learning that i have the ability to completely embarrass a vampire is something i didn’t know i needed 😌

  • @l0xes1ck
    @l0xes1ck 3 года назад +65

    "Everyone loves your zodiac sign"
    **blinks in sagittarius**

    • @Lilly-dw5eb
      @Lilly-dw5eb 3 года назад +5

      At least you aren’t a Gemini 🤠

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 3 года назад +3

      @@Lilly-dw5eb I was going to say that lmaooo or Scorpio

    • @eloisemae1325
      @eloisemae1325 3 года назад +1

      Ö
      I’m a Capricorn:>
      Blinks in emotionless workaholic who only cares about work and success

    • @misssteffi8176
      @misssteffi8176 3 года назад +1

      well
      i am a Gemini c:

    • @macerino9306
      @macerino9306 3 года назад +3

      *cries in cancer
      😂😭

  • @theukulelegoblin
    @theukulelegoblin 3 года назад +27

    “You have the allegiance of the frogs” made me unexpectedly happy

  • @sunakshisanwal
    @sunakshisanwal 3 года назад +55

    I'm having a mental breakdown by the amount of projects our school has given us on top of the fact are finals are near.
    This calms me down sm 😭 Thank you💜

    • @georgiarose6189
      @georgiarose6189 3 года назад +1

      Good Luck for your finals ❤

    • @sunakshisanwal
      @sunakshisanwal 3 года назад +1

      @@georgiarose6189 tysm 🥺💜

    • @biancadaria7111
      @biancadaria7111 3 года назад +2

      I hope you do well on your projects and finals! I know it's an extremely tough time but you can totally do it!✨💛

    • @callies3789
      @callies3789 3 года назад

      good luck on your finals!! I hope you get to take a break for the holidays :D

    • @sunakshisanwal
      @sunakshisanwal 3 года назад

      @@biancadaria7111 thank you for the support😭💜

  • @VooDooKaDoLL
    @VooDooKaDoLL 3 года назад +33

    VG: “Everyone knows your zodiac sign is the best, that’s a fact”
    Me as an Aries: AYE!!! ♈️🐏

    • @alexandriastewart8522
      @alexandriastewart8522 3 года назад +2

      Ayyy same!! I nodded along because she’s right lol

    • @eloisemae1325
      @eloisemae1325 3 года назад

      Oh no no no
      My mothers an Aries
      Y’all are scary man

  • @mariapeliza4024
    @mariapeliza4024 3 года назад +31

    it's so sweet of Erin to upload this on christmas eve :'(( also the hair, the nails, the earrings, the ~ glow ~ ... could you BE any more enchanting???

  • @ASMRbyEvie
    @ASMRbyEvie 3 года назад +13

    If only our assistant knew how much of a crush we have on her 🥺

  • @sophia-vv7wt
    @sophia-vv7wt 3 года назад +4

    omg omg omg i want to command an army of frogs!!
    🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

  • @alyssanicole81
    @alyssanicole81 3 года назад +32

    She’s back AND she brought our super important, completely legit, necessary, affirmations. What a queen. 🤍

  • @anuragghosh2968
    @anuragghosh2968 3 года назад +15

    “What do you do?”
    “Massage rich alpacas till the day they die”

  • @ladystardust6562
    @ladystardust6562 3 года назад +31

    What’s valley girls name? I always call her Valerie😂

  • @deborahfendrich2461
    @deborahfendrich2461 Год назад +3

    I totally celebrate these nonsense affirmations, every single time 🤣🤣🤣 👍. I‘ll never get tired of them.

  • @bellamccaslin1860
    @bellamccaslin1860 3 года назад +18

    “You would be such a pretty marble”
    Why is that such a good compliment?! 😅

  • @zozom.k1355
    @zozom.k1355 3 года назад +18

    Its officially Christmas here, so Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from South Africa🇿🇦

  • @danielacarrera2492
    @danielacarrera2492 2 года назад +3

    “Everyone knows that your zodiac sign is the best”
    Me reading how everyone bullies Gemini on the internet: doubt it…

  • @coffeebean4091
    @coffeebean4091 3 года назад +22

    Those earrings tho. JUST LOOK AT HOW GORGEOUS THEY ARE, I CANT EVEN-

    • @alanak.7539
      @alanak.7539 3 года назад +2

      Confession: I am now owner of those earrings after falling in love when she showed them in a different video. No regrets, they're just as gorgeous in person. They're from Vinty Jewelry if you're interested. 🙂

    • @coffeebean4091
      @coffeebean4091 3 года назад +1

      @@alanak.7539
      Oh wow thank you!

    • @hettar7
      @hettar7 3 года назад +1

      @@alanak.7539 and Thats what i was searching the comments for! Thank you

    • @hettar7
      @hettar7 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for asking where her earings come from, i was wondering the same thing!!

    • @alanak.7539
      @alanak.7539 3 года назад

      @@hettar7 Oh, awesome, you're welcome! 😊 They are definitely worth having.

  • @earthworm9163
    @earthworm9163 3 года назад +19

    istg this woman’s hair gets more majestic with each video

  • @mk-nr6hs
    @mk-nr6hs 3 года назад +7

    as long as the frogs are on my side 🐸

  • @DeeDee97
    @DeeDee97 3 года назад +24

    A whole asmr video dedicated to marbles, tapping, rolling them, holding them, dropping them. I just feel like marbles are so aesthetically pleasing and sound amazing too!

  • @keillorgulick1439
    @keillorgulick1439 3 года назад +14

    i think “you would be a pretty marble” is the best compliment i’ve ever received

  • @mikuu7925
    @mikuu7925 3 года назад +3

    °~Reminder~°

  • @pauliimon25
    @pauliimon25 3 года назад +5

    I just want to know where did she buy that mug 😍😍 obsessed

  • @therobotdevil2284
    @therobotdevil2284 Год назад +4

    Well now I want to be an alpaca.

  • @BlubbryVM
    @BlubbryVM 3 года назад +45

    Petition to bring 'quite a strange' nerd girl and Eloise back 😂
    Ngl I miss them

  • @karmasano
    @karmasano 3 года назад +24

    Valley Girl: Your zodiac sign is the best, everyone wants your zodiac sign
    Me, A Scorpio: 😏🤌

  • @andtheywereroommates
    @andtheywereroommates 3 года назад +17

    Her: your zodiac best
    Me: *screams in October libra*

  • @skzanarchist
    @skzanarchist 3 года назад +24

    "everyone wishes they had your zodiac sign"
    me: first time someone didn't call me two faced *thank you*

  • @tatjana5301
    @tatjana5301 3 года назад +5

    your earrings are so pretty

  • @julchenjdb
    @julchenjdb 3 года назад +14

    valley girl: your zodiac is the best
    me, a capricorn: no one has ever said that to me, I feel so appreciated ✨🥺

    • @johannaperalta5338
      @johannaperalta5338 3 года назад +3

      Capricorns are awesome . I’m a Capricorn too .

    • @Mandyn8868
      @Mandyn8868 3 года назад +1

      i love capricorns - a virgo

  • @bonnieonthesideee
    @bonnieonthesideee 3 года назад +11

    “Everyone knows your zodiac sign is the best”
    Me, a Gemini, the most hated zodiac sign: thank you

  • @annaraudsepp6471
    @annaraudsepp6471 3 года назад +9

    "Everyone knows your zodiac is the best one"
    me, a Leo: Obviously the truth honey

  • @zxrox0
    @zxrox0 3 года назад +59

    Can we get an ASMR Marauder comeback? Everything about it was AWESOMEEEE!!! If you're struggling to find a storyline maybe they can become friends and plan to defeat the evil queen? Anyway love your videos keep up the great work!💕♥️💕♥️💕♥️

    • @madelineshrimp
      @madelineshrimp 3 года назад +6

      the video updates for that series have always been spaced out from each other, i think production just takes longer than other videos. she'll probably post again in a few months :3

    • @mijnlr5892
      @mijnlr5892 3 года назад +5

      @@madelineshrimp I am patreon of hers and a new babblebrook video is in the works! It looks like we are on the ship to Harbington. I don't know when she will upload but she is working on it.

  • @tokitokanyu7038
    @tokitokanyu7038 3 года назад +4

    I still wanna date the valley girl

  • @johnlagoss5932
    @johnlagoss5932 3 года назад +13

    I would love to see the google searches that lead to her extensive knowledge of bougie alpaca blankets

  • @courtneysmisko6551
    @courtneysmisko6551 3 года назад +1978

    I often wonder if she's just worlds best assistant or if she's secretly in love with us because the way she goes above and beyond....who needs anyone else at that point?
    Edit: I just want a huge compilation of Valley Girl's positive affirmations....they're so random and wholesome

    • @dmnddst
      @dmnddst 3 года назад +148

      she just wants a raise

    • @courtneysmisko6551
      @courtneysmisko6551 3 года назад +117

      @@dmnddst Then someone better give it to her! She deserves it! Lmao

    • @allegra8975
      @allegra8975 3 года назад +60

      Dude I think she’s in love with us

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe 3 года назад +11

      She has a video just of the Valley Girl's positive affirmations!

    • @allegra8975
      @allegra8975 3 года назад +4

      @@RavenSutcliffe which one is that?

  • @MusicLover13meow
    @MusicLover13meow 3 года назад +5

    All I want in life is to command an army of frogs to do my bidding