What If Germany Kept All Of Poland From The USSR - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  8 часов назад +440

    Germany as they cross the river

  • @wilianrodrigues5280
    @wilianrodrigues5280 8 часов назад +811

    >Swimmy: *Marches army into the Soviet lines beyond the Dnipro River*
    >Swimmy: *Fails to guard flank and dies in the center*
    *Déjá vu, I have seen this script before*

    • @taptiotrevizo9415
      @taptiotrevizo9415 7 часов назад +18

      Usually that's Dankus Spain script it it also applies to Swimmy as well

    • @mycure0498
      @mycure0498 6 часов назад +12

      I HAVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE

    • @Zelein
      @Zelein 6 часов назад +8

      "Achtung! Achtung!"

  • @yugoslavball1945
    @yugoslavball1945 8 часов назад +291

    “Is that a Russian ICBM I hear in the distance?” As a matter of fact, his chair probably IS an ICBM.

    • @Sir_Zigy
      @Sir_Zigy 7 часов назад +8

      i cant believe they chose to play this instead of ICBM

  • @aiso9198
    @aiso9198 8 часов назад +789

    > France dying to out of supply German tanks cuz the French high command doesn’t understand micro
    Bo you can’t just copy paste Wikipedia pages on ww2 you have to actually write the script

    • @CalgarGTX
      @CalgarGTX 3 часа назад +6

      Can't blame the game for being unrealistic at least

  • @DerpyMackerel
    @DerpyMackerel 8 часов назад +302

    Bo sounded a little too excited for Bloxer's "huge package" but who can blame him

  • @tmo_117
    @tmo_117 8 часов назад +370

    4:20 bo: “I have played these games before”

    • @justADeni
      @justADeni 8 часов назад +27

      "Just like the simulations"

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 4 часа назад +5

      they're running out of scripts and are recycling old ones that worked

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 8 часов назад +245

    Germany: *Breaks the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.*
    The USSR: "Wait, that's illegal!".

    • @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933
      @Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933 8 часов назад +7

      Meanwhile, Japan as they enter Vladivostok unopposed: "Cowabunga it is!".

  • @reidsneid2046
    @reidsneid2046 7 часов назад +95

    I can already smell the Sudetenland being denied for the next sessions because of this

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 7 часов назад +47

    1:32 In case anyone was wondering what happened historically around Dunkirk in terms of the map, it’s basically exactly that.

  • @notmjmjcj6815
    @notmjmjcj6815 8 часов назад +542

    Golden lost

  • @nealcaffrey8665
    @nealcaffrey8665 8 часов назад +103

    At this point the reason all those chairs sound like that is not the fault of the chairs, it just how fat they are.

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 5 часов назад +5

      “I’m sorry, how much do you weigh again?”
      -Bo, while eating

  • @GP090
    @GP090 7 часов назад +71

    Someone make a mod to replace the naval invasion sound with Braun's old chair sounds.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  7 часов назад +34

      We did it with the Hawk Tuah one, it was terrible...

    • @GP090
      @GP090 7 часов назад +3

      @@Bokoen1 you have condolences then

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 8 часов назад +68

    Bonion of Boviet Bocialist Bopublics.

    • @tannerunderwood264
      @tannerunderwood264 5 часов назад +3

      🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

  • @marrowkaiproductions7053
    @marrowkaiproductions7053 7 часов назад +45

    France gets encircled in Dunkirk:
    Soviets are pushed to the brink but hold:
    Allies Land in Italy:
    Race for Berlin:
    Yalta Confrence:
    Bo copied WW2 as the script?

    • @mhug162
      @mhug162 5 часов назад

      Nah there was no D-Day

  • @areallydumbjoke662
    @areallydumbjoke662 8 часов назад +20

    Stalin when the Germans turn out to be untrustworthy:

  • @taptiotrevizo9415
    @taptiotrevizo9415 8 часов назад +42

    Ok Golden being USSR was easy. Bo being the coop wasn't. Classic Snake tatic to diverte blame

  • @ChicagolandGamer
    @ChicagolandGamer 8 часов назад +44

    Bokoen when will you address the allegations?

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  7 часов назад +94

      Greenland stays Danish...

    • @dulouser1751
      @dulouser1751 7 часов назад

      ​@@Bokoen1delusional

    • @1ProAssassin
      @1ProAssassin 6 часов назад +18

      @@Bokoen1 Greenland becomes independent. Denmark can be the 51st state.

    • @DrakonPhD
      @DrakonPhD 5 часов назад +4

      ​@@Bokoen1Granted, Denmark is now the 51st state.

  • @onlyonecannoli7537
    @onlyonecannoli7537 3 часа назад +2

    10:28 Operation Avalanche was the Italian Invasion, there was also a deception Invasion codenamed Operation Boardman that supported Avalanche.

  • @Average_Floridian
    @Average_Floridian 8 часов назад +20

    the return of the squeaky chair

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372
    @jaredjosephsongheng372 8 часов назад +20

    Golden actually won

  • @Zelein
    @Zelein 6 часов назад +4

    "Achtung! Achtung!"
    - Swimmy, probably

  • @Merugaf
    @Merugaf 7 часов назад +5

    The French cavalarist with the orders: "rien n'arrive jamais".

  • @mrididnt1631
    @mrididnt1631 7 часов назад +8

    What type of E girl shenanigans did bo pull to get that much lend-lease from india???

  • @zenknight4839
    @zenknight4839 5 часов назад

    Thomas actually being competent is nice, knew that guy was very much capable

  • @kraus4915
    @kraus4915 8 часов назад +4

    Me having a exam tomorrow, ıts 11pm, me need to sleep, but me stops, me saws a bokoen video, me refuse to sleep

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 23 минуты назад

    0:31 the man has accidently reused a previous textbox, point and laugh

  • @HighKing0
    @HighKing0 8 часов назад +5

    Thomas ruined his chair and my ears

  • @cadzilla
    @cadzilla 8 часов назад +11

    snake of denmark

  • @lowqualitycontent3818
    @lowqualitycontent3818 7 часов назад +4

    Me going to my wife’s boyfriends funeral vs me clicking on the new Bokoen1 video

  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful 7 часов назад +3

    7:57 That bit of audio is uh... 👀👀👀

  • @Sigil_Firebrand
    @Sigil_Firebrand 4 часа назад +3

    Me playing "Guess the nation" based on the intro card: "Probably, either a Golden or Swimmy Germany, or maybe even Braun... And who's incompetent enough as USSR to let them get away with breaking Molitov... I have no idea, no one in the BoKomunity is that cowardly."
    So that guess lasted almost a full second.

  • @dreamconscience994
    @dreamconscience994 8 часов назад +1

    Bo has been cooking recently. Let's see if the script holds up today

  • @ColCoal
    @ColCoal 2 часа назад

    If you are going to ignore Molotv you might as well go left path. Well i guess for the element of surprise... but then you gotta always have your army on the border.

  • @penzorphallos3199
    @penzorphallos3199 7 часов назад +2

    Bro look at the div numbers they never trained new inf units so they keep having holes in the frontline after losing a few to encirclements.

  • @Hatsuzu
    @Hatsuzu 2 часа назад +4

    You are not beating the allegations of TFB being a heavily allied biased mod

    • @squashyhex9818
      @squashyhex9818 2 часа назад

      TBF, so was real life

    • @nicolaszenho
      @nicolaszenho 44 минуты назад

      whaaaaattt the game about war which the axis lost is harder for axis players?? what????

  • @jacobchedder6180
    @jacobchedder6180 6 часов назад +1

    4:20 The snake of Denmark admits to reusing scripts.

  • @captainwan2154
    @captainwan2154 8 часов назад

    Thank you for another great video😊

  • @marcuscyl6653
    @marcuscyl6653 14 минут назад

    the amount of chair screech holy shit

  • @gojo76
    @gojo76 43 минуты назад

    Cant believe Braun beat Thomas to the nuke in the new DLC, massive skill issues Toma boy

  • @villevalste1888
    @villevalste1888 5 часов назад +1

    0:30 Not even a minute in and Bo has already messed up the subtitles...

  • @syncthedingus1306
    @syncthedingus1306 4 часа назад

    1:56 made me choke on my hot coffee, god dammit.

  • @rimmer123q8
    @rimmer123q8 8 часов назад

    Nice to see Levinus back

  • @Dimos_2010
    @Dimos_2010 6 часов назад +1

    10:28 operation avalanche

  • @duruarute5445
    @duruarute5445 6 часов назад +2

    Bokoen where is the uncensored chair pic?

  • @eezrock
    @eezrock 3 часа назад

    i love guessing who bo plays as during the intro text bc half the time you can pick up who he played through the cope lol

  • @texasball1768
    @texasball1768 5 часов назад +1

    The 2nd time Germany took all Poland but in different players

  • @gengarboi8745
    @gengarboi8745 7 часов назад

    Imagine if the Japan player decided to just troll Swimmy and not go early war

  • @KedAR_48
    @KedAR_48 8 часов назад +2

    I recently watched some of your Fifa Clubs vids. Do you still play them?

  • @Dimos_2010
    @Dimos_2010 6 часов назад

    Bokoen classic

  • @Nexusryan
    @Nexusryan 4 часа назад

    Lore accurate WW2 simulation here guys, trust me I'm a historian.

  • @OlafJorigson
    @OlafJorigson 7 часов назад

    Bo Soviet is always fun to watch.

  • @ElmTops
    @ElmTops 5 часов назад

    What happens at around 2:41 ? Looks like the Soviets are rushing to declare, but why?

  • @treyebillups8602
    @treyebillups8602 3 часа назад

    4:44 I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!!

  • @terrified057t4
    @terrified057t4 3 часа назад

    5:26 I'm sorry what? y'all got ISP as a division icon? XD

  • @kylethickium2710
    @kylethickium2710 6 часов назад

    A swimmy Germany loses as per usual

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 7 часов назад

    bo is the soviet guy now

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 7 часов назад

    I legit thought this was a reupload

  • @jcal9151
    @jcal9151 6 часов назад

    What mod do you guys use?

  • @the_ratmeister
    @the_ratmeister 8 часов назад

    of fucking course it was swimmy

  • @lordnootnoot2892
    @lordnootnoot2892 5 часов назад

    Hey Bo. Can you add who is playing who in the video description?

  • @coolhalowars
    @coolhalowars 7 часов назад

    These scripts are starting to get creative

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 8 часов назад

    Where Gotterdammerung features?

  • @kaieastwood3373
    @kaieastwood3373 4 часа назад

    I want to know was Finland sent the message.

  • @Max-I0
    @Max-I0 8 часов назад +3

    Ambatakaam

  • @extraordinarytv5451
    @extraordinarytv5451 5 часов назад

    Two things:
    German had every fucking advantage....how the fuck did they lose that Barb opener?
    Also, it seems like whenever there is an Axis mess up, Germany or Italy are usually the ones to mess it up, with a few major exceptions, Japanese usually at least does their job in these videos if not they do very well.

  • @hccdgvvfccdgn993
    @hccdgvvfccdgn993 Час назад

    Did you outsource the thumbnail art? Something feels off about this one.

    • @Bokoen1
      @Bokoen1  Час назад

      No?

    • @lithunoisan
      @lithunoisan 15 минут назад

      @@Bokoen1It’s the lack of details on the map and the inclusion of colors.

  • @reubenchater3074
    @reubenchater3074 7 часов назад

    so weres the ad

  • @tedarcher9120
    @tedarcher9120 6 часов назад

    What happened to German army? It just disappeared into nothing

  • @christiangaming-fy6rv
    @christiangaming-fy6rv 8 часов назад

    Nothing ever happens

  • @willscott1533
    @willscott1533 3 часа назад

    Snake of Denmark reusing old scripts. Tsk tsk

  • @DarkSnake49542
    @DarkSnake49542 7 часов назад

    Exactly, the one to take Berlin should be able to puppet everything till the French border😊 (or the opposite, to the Soviet border) and create a better Warsaw Pact! (a bigger plot of land to prevent invasion of Russia😂😂)

  • @EndsonGames
    @EndsonGames 8 часов назад +1

    Clasic Boe USSR

  • @Briosification
    @Briosification 7 часов назад +2

    Bo, you're getting kinda lazy with the script today. If you're gonna do a rerun of a previous episode, at least do one of golden winning, we only have 5 of those.

  • @Sir_Zigy
    @Sir_Zigy 7 часов назад

    Bo ran out of scripts and is reusing old ones...😬

  • @demetrememanishvili7093
    @demetrememanishvili7093 8 часов назад

    1 minut 1 wiews bo fell off ❤

  • @chlice2627
    @chlice2627 8 часов назад

    :)

  • @willywonka6487
    @willywonka6487 7 часов назад +1

    does bokoen not yet realize russia is winning hands down in current war?

  • @TacoTurkey
    @TacoTurkey 3 часа назад

    Reusing old scripts? smh.

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 5 часов назад

    Glory to Russia!

  • @spitezor
    @spitezor 5 часов назад

    Judaism runs deep among the French. Though not nearly as deep as Palestinian Islamofascism.

  • @SophiaSmith-z7e
    @SophiaSmith-z7e 8 часов назад +1

    Your videos are a true RUclips treasure. Thank you for your creativity and dedication!🏂⛵️🚦

  • @PatriciaMitchells-w2l
    @PatriciaMitchells-w2l 8 часов назад +1

    Your videos are a true art! Every time you surprise me with the quality and depth of your content.🌭🛬🥪