I have family who told me it would change my DNA... suffice to say I could not have been more excited and intrigued. 2 months later and still no changes :(
@Furious Styles Except most keys are made of brass or nickel, and therefore cannot be magnetic - anybody who thinks otherwise has never completed 1st grade science class
@Furious Styles I mean it's physically impossible to get enough ferrous material in to your arm to make it magnetic but you believe what you want. Coins won't stick to magnets, they don't contain iron. I've had all three jabs. Even a paper clip won't stick to my arms, even right on the injection location
Genuine medical advise: Swollen balls might also be the result of an STI, which coincidentally is also a reason to leave your spouse-to-be. And even if you don't die from Covid, a severe case might cause vascular problems, which in turn hamper your libido.
Lolol, most keys are not even made of ferrous metal, so even if you were magnetic 90% of them wouldn't stick to you. USA is a highly educated, sophisticated society! roflmao
@スケルスケル ??? What are you talking about??? You can't just decide you're going to be magnetic and make non-ferrous metals stick to your body because you said so. Like you make a decision and suddenly all the laws of physics change to suit your personal desires. Who do you think you are???
@@micko11154 Who the fuck are you to tell bossman over here he can't become a ferromagnet? The man clearly wants to live the rest of his life attracting all those sexy ferrous metals and have it cling to him and we should respect him for it.
Didn’t the protesters throw balls (with anti vaxx messages scrawled on them) at the police? Then they asked the police to throw them back? Or was that at another protest event? 🤣🤣🤣
Lady goes to congress: "I am now magnetic! See, spoons stick to me (except when they don't)!!!" Sane person: "How did you get here?" Lady Magneto: "I took my car to the airport and flew here, then got in a rental car." Sane person: "And those cars, and planes, are made of what? Paper? Corn? Do the buildings around you not have metal in them? Metals in furniture, in the microphone you're using right now? They don't stick to you? Does anyonew want to *_explain THAT_* before we tar and feather you?"
Russell H Is a longstanding legend and grand master in this area of tounge in cheek alternative news delivery! Pure comical genius & oh so just naturally funny too! The type of guy would make a night out just THAT much more ecstatic!! Great content mate keep em' coming! Peace!
Trousers do contain farts quite well, this has been researched as part of efforts to understand how infections spread in surgical settings. The molecules that you can smell in farts are typically a lot smaller than viruses and bacteria. Viruses might be small, but hydrogen sulfide is *much* smaller.
"Jenny, call maintenance... we lost another one to the MRI." *MRI machine villainously laughs as it scurries down the hall with a patient attached to it*
For those who are curious about Big Bird vomiting on the steps, if you watch the whole episode, you will see that he vomited because he let Snuffy talk him into trying heroin! Plenty of folks puke their first time...
Actually as of September 2021 the CDC had 59 cases of testicular swelling reported on the adverse reactions. That data unlike the rest is actually available publicly on the CDC database. However seen as the CDC are among many going through court disputes for not publishing all data what would they know eh!
@@sarahf4161 they also have broken bones on the list of possible side effects here because anything that occurs within 24 hours of a vaccine has to be listed in some places. Are you suggesting that spontaneous bone breaking is also a genuine side effect or just some random shit that happened to someone within the 24 hours after the vaccine & now it’s on the list???
@@skyes7369 Thank you! Correlation does not equal causation. If I eat a candy bar, then get hit by a bus later that day, it has nothing to do with the candy bar!
@@sarahf4161 So out of tens of millions of shots administered to American males there are only 59 cases of swollen plums, none of which have ruled out other more likely causes, ie concurrent sexually transmitted diseases? I like those odds!
@Chris Evans see the thing about facts, they are bias. Also if 'big pharma' had a say there wouldn't be a vaccine, they would be making a drug that cures it, as there is more market potential in cures than prevention
@@nicopheiffer9793 I find it funny, how you love a man who wants dictator powers, and yet you adore freedom so much. If he gets re-elected, I'm going to laugh at how quickly he's going to try and take your freedoms for his own control because you'll all have to suffer the consequences of it, because the rest of us in the west just think you're a laughing stock
@@princeendymion9044 what dictator powers are you talking about ? Stop talking nonsense. When Trump was president the US was respected . The US is a laughing stock under Biden.Get your facts straight.
If you think the vaccine is good and safe, then take it. Take as many doses as you like. It's your body. However, if you force it on others in any way, firstly, it shows you don't think the vaccines work and secondly, you are going against the Nuremberg Code. Truly shameful
They’re the sort to think all metals are ferromagnetic lol Likewise, she… she does realise that the only reason it stuck first time would be due to sweat and her pushing into that, right? 😭 If she was magnetic, that shit gives a solid click - practically pounces (if there’s attraction, or has heavy resistance if repelled). That’s shit you learn really young with two magnets 😭 I’m genuinely scared that people like her exist-
It brilliant how the US news uses the robot chicken clip about Big Bird getting "Bird Flu" to try and describe that as his reaction to the getting the jab lol
Please, please, please believe not all of my fellow Americans are like the anti-vax, trump-loving, right wing loonies that you see on Fox "news". We love you, Russell. Thanks for helping us keep our sanity through laughter.
Great work as usual. I had to watch the lady standing behind magnetic sweaty woman twice, cos the face she made was just so good! Kiwi protest made me proud to be one, well the standing up the barricade did, at least. Your Aussie accent is pretty good but, we EAT our vowels whilst they push theirs out their noses.
@Sophia Estella No. I was never proud of the protest, just of them standing the barrier back up . I personally think they're a bunch of arseholes with most of them having no real idea of why they're there and just enjoying the trouble they're causing. Incredibly disappointed to see Trump flags there too. Trump flags! FFS!
@@ronniehotdogs2007 Absolutely none whatsoever. I respect your perception. Though difference being is I'm double jabbed. My benefit is I never planned on looking for a relationship anyway lmao.
@@ronniehotdogs2007 Because I want a chance of having a job. Otherwise I'd have happily stayed unvaxxed just so I could put my life- as well as the lives of everyone around me- in jeopardy.
@@derpaderpy4931 you've been coerced for work, you should never let anyone bully you like that. What makes you think that being unjabbed makes you a jepordy?
So if wearing a mask is "Like trying to keep a fart in your trousers", well then why are you not protesting about being told to wear pants? Go on then go trouserless on the metro, see if you feel safe and clean.
@@coolboy5428 clothes are also used as a barrier between us and soils, like other's bodily fluids, dirt, and so forth. As a mask may keep germs from others at bay or the reverse. So if one has a problem with a mask mandate, then one might as well have a problem with the mandate that one must be clothed in while in public.
Likewise. I know 3 real humans I've had real relationships with including my mother die from covid and the complete disregard for global deaths is indeed embarrassing
We said ,tired mummy ...hope you get some more sleep soon ,! ....in my opinion ,there is .ore than Vaxxers and antivaxxers ....there are those that decide its not for them ...non vaxxers ...going for natural immunity being self reliant ,prepared to look after themselves ,friends to help ....with as much ability to get through to natural immunity as in a hospital ....and willing to die if not
Opinions are not evidence, or scientific or correct. Get more sleep - there is evidence that lack of sleep can cause a myriad of mental health and physical issues!
@@mysticgaming2455 you know there scientific journals questioning the lack of data of the current vaccines right? ruclips.net/video/YDxkloJ-4kE/видео.html
@@teresatv9209 Mindless appeals to authority without scrutiny of intent, cross referencing, contextual understandings of data or critical thought arn't particularly credible either.
Well...if he's against being vaxxed for covid, then it stands to reason he ain't vaxxed against mumps, or measles, or chickenpox/shingles either. Probably will reject polio vax when polio comes back.
@Chris Evans So you don't and wouldn't take ever take any medication for anything ever then? Because it's all produced by big pharma, you know that, right?
@@samn6498 Yeah @_ is using antivaxxers talking points against them. They claim doctors and hospitals are all corrupt over Covid, but they suddenly start trusting them again when they need treatment for any other non Covid related medical condition
A more accurate analogy would be; wearing a mask is like using an incontinence pad to keep urine in yr knickers. Won't work 100%, but it's a bloody good start.
We've had two years of studies - cloth masks do nothign at all. Nothing. No impact on infection of transmission. Zero. That's the science. N95 masks in conjunction with social distancing MAY reduce infection *rates* by 7-11%. That's it
@@frankfisher99 - Bullshit, dude; N95 are more effective, but a cloth mask is more effective than no mask (try blowing out a candle while wearing one). Peddling false information that endangers others should be a crime.
@@frankfisher99 just post the reference to ONE of those "studies" here please (academic only - no fox news or david icke), and remember, mask wearing is about stopping your germs getting out, not protecting u from germs. Unless you're Chicken?
I’ve been triply vaccinated and spoons don’t stick to me nor are metal objects attracted to me. I should feel sad and rejected by spoons. Come on spoons ain’t I good enough for you ( Oh darn I’m gonna cop it now. Ain’t I ? ) .... ⚛️☮️🌏
9:24 fun fact about this song is that their not wrong, around the early 1900's i think (don't remember exactly when) doctor were concerned that if they farted in the operation room during a surgery their fecal matter would get in the patient and cause an infection so they did an experiment were the doctors would fart directly on Petri dishes with their pants down and with their pants up and the ones that they farted on with their pants up didn't have any bacteria growth on them. so wearing mask are like trying to keep a fart in your pants, they stop the spread of bacteria "and viruses" while letting your ass breath in a sense.
@@RUBBER_BULLET and you sound like you have no idea what a Petri dish even is, let alone how to use them, let alone what a fart is made of, let alone... well let's cut this short, you sound like you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a nut and bolt and still would insist you know about mechanics.
I like how he made fun of the whole thing! The funniest I think I missed ? When he said :..Yeah and the government knows better than your Doctor if you should get it ! As if people would fall for that!Lol😄
The left: I don't take medical advice from Rogan because he's not a doctor and not a scientist. Also the left: Did you see what Bill Gates said about the Rona? Also the left: laughs along at shit like this. Russle is funny AF, but this won't age well. Not that it'll make any difference.
Thanks Russel I had my second jab so I could use my vaccine passport to go to the library, work etc in New Zealand. And there was no harm apart from being bed ridden for two months. Its great as I still suffer from major brain fog over 12 months later. A few friends would like to thank you too, but they are too busy taking meds such as asprin for the heart problems. I really apreciate it, much love. PS: loved the canned laughter
Oh shut the fuck up. The vaccine did not cause that, there's literally 0 peer-reviewed papers demonstrating any kind of correlation. If your experience is evidence, then so is mine. I got 3 vaccine shots and I'm perfectly fine, so therefore they are. The same with the 200 other people in my office.
@JK_JK_JK you do realise that not everyone who disagrees with lunacy is a spam bot, right? But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.
@@HomoLegalMedic Says the propaganda spam bot spamming the comments with the same lunacy. But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.
Really wish this had all been spun as patriotism early on.... Be patriotic and wear a mask/get the jab. Do it for yourself, loved ones and your fellow citizens!
Unfortunately most anti vaxxers are actually vaccinated for all the childhood diseases because their parents weren’t stupid. It’s the innocent children of the anti vaxxers who pay the price for their parents stupidity.
Looks like we didn't learn shit. If you don't want it don't take it, pretty fucking simple. If you've taken it, well done now enjoy your life. Why does everyone have a song and dance about EVERYTHING!?
@@The_Reality_Filter because lots of people are superficiallying tribal, the idea you find fox news entertaining will boil their blood and I can't be bothered with their delicate nature.
Give him a small section in the news or 5 - 10min block after the news "In todays (totally normal) news" -deliberately coughing where brackets are placed
in regards to the nicky tweet about her friends testi being swollen, i can confirm it can happen. Mine got red and became unbareably itchy. I went to the GP who sent me to hospital. They gave me a steroid cream and said its a side effect of the vaccine. Not impotent at all. And because i had to apply that cream "generously" over the day .... yeah, there was a very obvious .... "tent" ... that got people looking. And i'm not complaining either! My manager even had a laugh over it with me. Manager :"can you reach that or shall i go on my knees?" the amount of crazy shit the anti vaxers, and anti covid vaxers say, is truely crazy. From "it kill you" to "you become impotent." They move the goal posts all the time, its crazy.
Considering the safety data of the "vaccine" trial is yet to be released I wouldn't go near the things, but if you want to find people injured from it, they exist, don't discard the impact on their health as hogwash
@@SamuelBlack84 It’s sarcasm. Anti- maskers don’t cry, “carbon dioxide poisoning!” on behalf of healthcare workers, who wear much more restrictive masks, ALL DAY- because when a dental hygienist is leaning towards their face, suddenly they DO believe & understand germ theory. They benefit from those around them willing to make a small sacrifice to protect them, while they get to act like spoiled brats & refuse to help- as hospitals see another avoidable surge & more people needlessly lose family members or end up with long Covid… because, “TyRAnNy!”
How how how has RUclips only just suggested this channel to me?!!? I must have been a good girl recently. I’m laughing my head off. The neighbours aren’t used to this.
What adds to the hilarity is that Russell laughs at his own jokes. Love it!
I liked the one that made him blush!!! He's so cute when he blushes....
@Furious Styles You've changed! 😥
Someone needs to tell that group of "back up singers" that farts aren't contagious.
Also, Big Bird has been promoting vaccines since 1972.
Fart contagion is the same as yawn contagion. one yawn all yawn.
"It is like" does not mean it is the exact same...
@@gamecoolguy619 cool. Thanks for that basic comprehension of English.
@スケルスケル our society our choice.
@スケルスケル do u have the same attitude towards abortions?
I'm impressed with the guy who knows the statue of liberty came from france at least :)
Americans are evolving!
He does think France is in Texas though
@@stevec6427 i can see the confusion 🤣
@@charg1nmalaz0r51 😂
🤣🤣
I would like to apologize for the magnetic lady on behalf of the sane minority here in Ohio, USA.
I'm sorry you have to put up with such people.
Solidarity from Wisconsin/Minnesota.
Especially as keys are usually made of brass...non magnetic.
Thankyou for that
Seconded
“Can somebody explain this?” She says while clearly struggling to stick the magnet to her neck.
They should have told her "yeah I can explain it, you're just stupid"
The lady's expression behind her :D Priceless 6:56
Only in the USA lol
"Can you explain this?"
Yeah, you ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.
“Can somebody explain this?”
Your father dropped you on your head when you were a baby.
Anti- Vaxxers: "Vaccines make you magnetic."
My inner 12 year old self: "That sounds cool!"
I have family who told me it would change my DNA... suffice to say I could not have been more excited and intrigued. 2 months later and still no changes :(
No one said anything about been magnetic. Twitter educated pinball wizard
They do in some people. Seen it first hand
@@alberttatlock8244 I hear there is a vaccine available at the Rovers, Albert.
@@kiwihib Nice one.
I'll have half a mild and a Betty's hotpot with mine.
I love the lady's reaction behind the supposed to be magnetic lady 😂
Rohan Sharma, completely agree, priceless 😂☘️🖕
I know she looked rightfully frightened 😂 im scared of how brain-lame they are, too
@Furious Styles Except most keys are made of brass or nickel, and therefore cannot be magnetic - anybody who thinks otherwise has never completed 1st grade science class
@Furious Styles Yeah, let me know when you've taken you're first grade science class about which metals are attracted by magnets
@Furious Styles I mean it's physically impossible to get enough ferrous material in to your arm to make it magnetic but you believe what you want.
Coins won't stick to magnets, they don't contain iron.
I've had all three jabs. Even a paper clip won't stick to my arms, even right on the injection location
Genuine medical advise: Swollen balls might also be the result of an STI, which coincidentally is also a reason to leave your spouse-to-be. And even if you don't die from Covid, a severe case might cause vascular problems, which in turn hamper your libido.
Hmmm sounds like a trini man, cheat cheat and horn lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹, all yuh behave nah, still love my fellow trini, trini 2d bone
Beriberi is a cause of swollen scrotum. Seek nutritional advice BEFORE you need the largest wheelbarrow.
Came to the comments looking for this! Correlation does not equal causation!
Severe side effect from the vaccine also yield the same result...
@@Longtack55 An unfeasibly large wheelbarrow...
Lolol, most keys are not even made of ferrous metal, so even if you were magnetic 90% of them wouldn't stick to you.
USA is a highly educated, sophisticated society! roflmao
There's also the guy who used a coin. He probably didn't realize coins aren't also made of ferrous metal.
@スケルスケル ??? What are you talking about???
You can't just decide you're going to be magnetic and make non-ferrous metals stick to your body because you said so. Like you make a decision and suddenly all the laws of physics change to suit your personal desires. Who do you think you are???
@@micko11154 Who the fuck are you to tell bossman over here he can't become a ferromagnet? The man clearly wants to live the rest of his life attracting all those sexy ferrous metals and have it cling to him and we should respect him for it.
Ferromagnet lives matter too
@@PeterJavi lol yeh yr right :P
Russell's Kiwi accent still sounds more Australian xD But it's typical of us to knock a barricade down and then politely put it back up though hahah.
Ha ha, so true. I remember the Dildo Baggins event. That was one of my faves.
I don’t need a vaccine because I already have had the virus 🤣🤣 hilarious 😆
Jabbing healthy kids 😂🤣😂😂🤪
Didn’t the protesters throw balls (with anti vaxx messages scrawled on them) at the police? Then they asked the police to throw them back? Or was that at another protest event? 🤣🤣🤣
That was awesome
Lady goes to congress: "I am now magnetic! See, spoons stick to me (except when they don't)!!!"
Sane person: "How did you get here?"
Lady Magneto: "I took my car to the airport and flew here, then got in a rental car."
Sane person: "And those cars, and planes, are made of what? Paper? Corn? Do the buildings around you not have metal in them? Metals in furniture, in the microphone you're using right now? They don't stick to you? Does anyonew want to *_explain THAT_* before we tar and feather you?"
Russell H Is a longstanding legend and grand master in this area of tounge in cheek alternative news delivery! Pure comical genius & oh so just naturally funny too! The type of guy would make a night out just THAT much more ecstatic!!
Great content mate keep em' coming!
Peace!
Could have happily lived my whole life without hearing the phrase "love custard." 🙃
You prefer the old-school "fuck muck"?
@@decodolly1535 nah, slummy cummy
Baby gravy?
Knob sweat?
You are all terrible. I love it.
Trousers do contain farts quite well, this has been researched as part of efforts to understand how infections spread in surgical settings. The molecules that you can smell in farts are typically a lot smaller than viruses and bacteria. Viruses might be small, but hydrogen sulfide is *much* smaller.
Poe's Law is strong in this one..
If only covid virus smells like fart, the world will not suffer this long.
@@ext1013 im sure it smells somewhat like vinegar
But do farts make you magnetic?
@@ThreeRunHomer me not so far but I am still trying every day
Now I can't stop thinking of hospital staff attached to MRI machines due to being vaccinated 🤣🤣
Yeah. No.
Doctor Who already made me afraid of hospitals 🏥... 😝
Lol
"Jenny, call maintenance... we lost another one to the MRI."
*MRI machine villainously laughs as it scurries down the hall with a patient attached to it*
@@knighthunter1791 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one 👍
I expect Boris thinks “Cardie B” is his second best fireside wool based lounge wear.
Loved the Kiwi Protest clip...and the reporter's dig at American's!
The (right side) woman's face when the magnetic lady put that key on herself was my exact expression pft
7:18 That was priceless! No one expected her magic to fail so hard. "Lady Magneto stuck a toaster to her head!!"
“I’m 41!” Magnificently concise way to take the p155 out of yourself.
It was so funny!
For those who are curious about Big Bird vomiting on the steps, if you watch the whole episode, you will see that he vomited because he let Snuffy talk him into trying heroin! Plenty of folks puke their first time...
classic robot chicken
I got my booster last week and I'm gutted to report that my nuts are no more massive than usual
Actually as of September 2021 the CDC had 59 cases of testicular swelling reported on the adverse reactions. That data unlike the rest is actually available publicly on the CDC database. However seen as the CDC are among many going through court disputes for not publishing all data what would they know eh!
And I couldn’t instantly draw my keys to me like an accio spell with my magnetic powers.
@@sarahf4161 they also have broken bones on the list of possible side effects here because anything that occurs within 24 hours of a vaccine has to be listed in some places. Are you suggesting that spontaneous bone breaking is also a genuine side effect or just some random shit that happened to someone within the 24 hours after the vaccine & now it’s on the list???
@@skyes7369 Thank you! Correlation does not equal causation. If I eat a candy bar, then get hit by a bus later that day, it has nothing to do with the candy bar!
@@sarahf4161 So out of tens of millions of shots administered to American males there are only 59 cases of swollen plums, none of which have ruled out other more likely causes, ie concurrent sexually transmitted diseases?
I like those odds!
Think we needed Russell Howard to make the news every Thursday night since march 2019.
yes!
WE NEED MORE MENTAL HOSPITALS
We have one, it's called the world
Need a "special unit" for the anti vaxxers
I believe it's called parliament 😋
@Chris Evans see the thing about facts, they are bias. Also if 'big pharma' had a say there wouldn't be a vaccine, they would be making a drug that cures it, as there is more market potential in cures than prevention
@Chris Evans Google scholar is your friend.
Watching the Kiwis fix the barrier they broke contrasted with the lunacy that was January 6th, 2021 in America broke me in so many ways
My nation lol
just an amazing country tho
Did you sleep through the BLM riots??? 30 people dead and over 2 billion dollars of damage from the mostly peaceful but fiery protests.
The second coming of Trump. Watch this space ....Payback !!!
@@nicopheiffer9793 I find it funny, how you love a man who wants dictator powers, and yet you adore freedom so much. If he gets re-elected, I'm going to laugh at how quickly he's going to try and take your freedoms for his own control because you'll all have to suffer the consequences of it, because the rest of us in the west just think you're a laughing stock
@@princeendymion9044 what dictator powers are you talking about ? Stop talking nonsense. When Trump was president the US was respected . The US is a laughing stock under Biden.Get your facts straight.
People who take health advice from celebrities deserve to be victims of natural selection.
give it a few hours, shouldnt be long
-Celebrity worship is linked with low IQ.
-Celebrities are telling the sheep to get vaccinated
-The sheep follow them
Why am I not surprised
Who is pushing these vaccines?
@@graveytrain1301 pushing?
Honestly I'm hoping this is sarcasm otherwise it's complete hypocrisy
I can’t remember the last time i laughed until i cried. I so needed that after a shitty day at work.
You need to to get out more 😂😂😂😂
@@mattoneill9003 Not with this amount of total idiots out there. I’ll stay safe and vaccinated on my little world thanks 🤗
@@SussexSandra Jesus wepppppt 🤦♂️ you enjoy yaself with that Sussex Sandra 😭😭😭😭
"You can't have good sex if you're dead". I dunno, there are people into that weird shit, at least a few of them work in morgues.
As Russell pointed out in the video.
But the dead ones won't know
whoever made the thumbnail for this missed a trick when they didn't go with "Live, Laugh, Lurgy"
Only double-vaxxed, Riuss? Haven’t got your fourth top-up yet?
I love it when he does something so unhinged himself, he looses the fuckin plot and can't speak xD
same it's so good lmao
@@Shebeast3 it reminds me to smile and realise there's some things in this world that aren't so bad 😂😂
The vaccine never caused any of my 3 balls any problems needed that Russel you never fail to put a smile on my face 🖒
My 4 balls deflated bro. That may of been the botox though😔
@@JaackMilk not the steroids?
How many balls did you have before the vaccine? 🤔
@@Raych666 21
If you think the vaccine is good and safe, then take it. Take as many doses as you like. It's your body.
However, if you force it on others in any way, firstly, it shows you don't think the vaccines work and secondly, you are going against the Nuremberg Code. Truly shameful
I love that Russel Howard physically ages and yet his sense of humour/laugh hit 8year old and stopped.
I doubt he has fully matured yet. Probably still thinks he is still at school.
Hes a performer, he's catering to the mentality of his audience. Bunch of simpletons who "Luv me fart jokes, hate me Tories"
@@MrKbonez Aren't you a member of his audience? You watched this video didn't you?
That is because his audience has the average age of an 8 year old!
@@MrKbonez Spot on bud, just more political spin thinly veiled as humour. The sheep love him!
"i suppose nana did like cupcakes" I fucking died. XD I love Russ and his stories.
Since seeing this I have decided to be a fully vaccinated magnetic antivaxer . Life is complete.
I saw she was found to be lying and was reprimanded for spreading false information
Well ... I guess its good to know that my country hasn't cornered the market on idiocy just yet.
Technically, we are resaponsible for sending your first idiots across!
@@freddiepitts7611 thats why we sent them across, we just didn't reasilse the internet would exist
@@rhyshow3462 they were expected to die out. They couldnt farm FFS.
They key thing was extra funny given how most keys in the USA are made of nonferrous alloys like brass and are about as magnetic as...well...she is.
Yeah, same with those using coins 😂
They’re the sort to think all metals are ferromagnetic lol
Likewise, she… she does realise that the only reason it stuck first time would be due to sweat and her pushing into that, right? 😭 If she was magnetic, that shit gives a solid click - practically pounces (if there’s attraction, or has heavy resistance if repelled). That’s shit you learn really young with two magnets 😭 I’m genuinely scared that people like her exist-
@@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Definitely slept through her elementary school science class.
@@raibyo I wish
@@raibyo OR she’s homeschooled
If Russell did the news (like this) every night, we’d all tune in!
I'd argue the jokers on the news do a better job.
hells yes
Really!
That just shows your ignorance. You prefer opinion over fact
Wow so wise, thanks Mr RUclips person you have opened my eyes
I'm sure as the years pass that this video will age very well 😲
It brilliant how the US news uses the robot chicken clip about Big Bird getting "Bird Flu" to try and describe that as his reaction to the getting the jab lol
It's not US news: It's FOX "News," not a real news outlet. Or so they have claimed in court.
Nice to see I wasn't the only one that noticed.
Please, please, please believe not all of my fellow Americans are like the anti-vax, trump-loving, right wing loonies that you see on Fox "news". We love you, Russell. Thanks for helping us keep our sanity through laughter.
We know, mate. We just like taking the piss out of the Trumpers.
You do know Trump is not an antivaxer?
@@fookorf so what if you're right wing but don't like Tump so what that make me????
@@margretemargrete11 mate he Tump be vaccine I know that just show you how thick some people are. 😂😂😂😂🤡
@Chris Evans up your little boy
Great work as usual. I had to watch the lady standing behind magnetic sweaty woman twice, cos the face she made was just so good! Kiwi protest made me proud to be one, well the standing up the barricade did, at least. Your Aussie accent is pretty good but, we EAT our vowels whilst they push theirs out their noses.
@Sophia Estella No. I was never proud of the protest, just of them standing the barrier back up . I personally think they're a bunch of arseholes with most of them having no real idea of why they're there and just enjoying the trouble they're causing. Incredibly disappointed to see Trump flags there too. Trump flags! FFS!
The most impressive thing we’ve done is avoid myocarditis and “dying suddenly”.
Lol.
Anti-vaxxers: Vaccines make you magnetic!
Me: Well maybe you should vaccinate then, that way you'll be attractive for the first time in your life.
No beauty on the inside of you eh?
@@ronniehotdogs2007 Absolutely none whatsoever. I respect your perception.
Though difference being is I'm double jabbed. My benefit is I never planned on looking for a relationship anyway lmao.
@@derpaderpy4931 why did you decide to get injected?
@@ronniehotdogs2007 Because I want a chance of having a job.
Otherwise I'd have happily stayed unvaxxed just so I could put my life- as well as the lives of everyone around me- in jeopardy.
@@derpaderpy4931 you've been coerced for work, you should never let anyone bully you like that. What makes you think that being unjabbed makes you a jepordy?
When he talked about Peppa pig I laughed so hard I nearly did a muddy puddle 🤣🤣🤣
So if wearing a mask is "Like trying to keep a fart in your trousers", well then why are you not protesting about being told to wear pants? Go on then go trouserless on the metro, see if you feel safe and clean.
My advice would be to brush your teeth more often 😬
Wearing clothes keeps people warm in a cold country.
@@coolboy5428 lmao i love it, plus people dont appreciate things flopping around freely down there
@@coolboy5428 clothes are also used as a barrier between us and soils, like other's bodily fluids, dirt, and so forth. As a mask may keep germs from others at bay or the reverse. So if one has a problem with a mask mandate, then one might as well have a problem with the mandate that one must be clothed in while in public.
@@layna-heyhey Well terdbrain, nudity is legal in public.
Woman in blue shirts face at 7:00 is all of us
Yes she was hilarious.
As an American I am so embarrassed. I am at a loss as to why so many people have lost their minds.
Likewise. I know 3 real humans I've had real relationships with including my mother die from covid and the complete disregard for global deaths is indeed embarrassing
You hit our idiots Dead in the magnet, NY and love your show.
Got double jabbed but sad to say I’m not Magneto. It STILL takes me a couple minutes to find my keys.
That man in Trinidad, how do I vote for him? Legend.
More like lame lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹
U'r bloody good mate Thank u for ur honesty and comedy 👊
Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but not entitled to force it on someone else.
We said ,tired mummy ...hope you get some more sleep soon ,! ....in my opinion ,there is .ore than Vaxxers and antivaxxers ....there are those that decide its not for them ...non vaxxers ...going for natural immunity being self reliant ,prepared to look after themselves ,friends to help ....with as much ability to get through to natural immunity as in a hospital ....and willing to die if not
Opinions are not evidence, or scientific or correct. Get more sleep - there is evidence that lack of sleep can cause a myriad of mental health and physical issues!
Exactly
@@mysticgaming2455 you know there scientific journals questioning the lack of data of the current vaccines right? ruclips.net/video/YDxkloJ-4kE/видео.html
@@teresatv9209 Mindless appeals to authority without scrutiny of intent, cross referencing, contextual understandings of data or critical thought arn't particularly credible either.
Every time I hear Minaj's name my brain changes it to Nick Minger.
Considering the content of many of her songs, I'd say you weren't far off...
Nicki Jizzminj
She is a minger tho
No word of a lie my head changes it to Nicki Minge.
Nothing says hilarious like planting fake studio audience cackling in the background. Such funny much comedy! 🤣
Apparently they've never realized that keys and US coins are non-magnetic to begin with.
My first thought when hearing that guy had swollen equipment is that maybe he had a case of the mumps.
You are more charitable than the one who thought he contracted something ELSE that would be a good reason to call off the wedding 😆
Well...if he's against being vaxxed for covid, then it stands to reason he ain't vaxxed against mumps, or measles, or chickenpox/shingles either. Probably will reject polio vax when polio comes back.
I've never heard of this show (I'm an American so that explains that)
,but I absolutely love it.
I laughed so much my vaccine inflated balls hurt
“By themselves, Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s giant balls can’t tell us anything about the COVID-19 vaccine.” ~ Shaun
5:30
We’re all going to Hell for laughing at that one
Some people are such nut cases. Well done Russell.
@Chris Evans So you don't and wouldn't take ever take any medication for anything ever then?
Because it's all produced by big pharma, you know that, right?
@__ UK doctors are on salary. They don't get any money at all from big pharma.
@@samn6498 Yeah @_ is using antivaxxers talking points against them. They claim doctors and hospitals are all corrupt over Covid, but they suddenly start trusting them again when they need treatment for any other non Covid related medical condition
@Chris Evans the world isn't quite as simple as you think it is, f00l. You keep believing conspiracy cranks and holistic BS peddlers.
A more accurate analogy would be; wearing a mask is like using an incontinence pad to keep urine in yr knickers. Won't work 100%, but it's a bloody good start.
*Pissing good start.
"Bloody" good start would be for sanitary pads.
We've had two years of studies - cloth masks do nothign at all. Nothing. No impact on infection of transmission. Zero. That's the science. N95 masks in conjunction with social distancing MAY reduce infection *rates* by 7-11%. That's it
@@frankfisher99 - Bullshit, dude; N95 are more effective, but a cloth mask is more effective than no mask (try blowing out a candle while wearing one).
Peddling false information that endangers others should be a crime.
@@frankfisher99 just post the reference to ONE of those "studies" here please (academic only - no fox news or david icke), and remember, mask wearing is about stopping your germs getting out, not protecting u from germs.
Unless you're Chicken?
@@TheThird1977 nonsense.
I’ve been triply vaccinated and spoons don’t stick to me nor are metal objects attracted to me. I should feel sad and rejected by spoons. Come on spoons ain’t I good enough for you ( Oh darn I’m gonna cop it now. Ain’t I ? ) .... ⚛️☮️🌏
Holy crap dude....you are an absolute HOOT!! Then again, i am of the belief that the UK is the birthplace of the Laugh!!
The Jim Henson brand did sue the news station over that segment and won.
Good information, thanks.
Dare not say anything about the actual side effects hey, You'd be cancelled quicker than Trump.
9:24 fun fact about this song is that their not wrong, around the early 1900's i think (don't remember exactly when) doctor were concerned that if they farted in the operation room during a surgery their fecal matter would get in the patient and cause an infection so they did an experiment were the doctors would fart directly on Petri dishes with their pants down and with their pants up and the ones that they farted on with their pants up didn't have any bacteria growth on them. so wearing mask are like trying to keep a fart in your pants, they stop the spread of bacteria "and viruses" while letting your ass breath in a sense.
wow,how did you come to find that out
I’m so regretting Russel Howard not getting this info. I’m picturing him discussing this scene of scientific dedication.
So the correct answer to those chanting cretards would be : "you say that like it's a bad thing" 😀
That experiment sounds about as reliable as a PCR test.
@@RUBBER_BULLET and you sound like you have no idea what a Petri dish even is, let alone how to use them, let alone what a fart is made of, let alone... well let's cut this short, you sound like you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a nut and bolt and still would insist you know about mechanics.
I like how he made fun of the whole thing! The funniest I think I missed ? When he said :..Yeah and the government knows better than your Doctor if you should get it !
As if people would fall for that!Lol😄
like that idiot would know the side effects of vax in trinidad he took it cos sly news told him to ir he loses a lucrative TV contract
The left: I don't take medical advice from Rogan because he's not a doctor and not a scientist.
Also the left: Did you see what Bill Gates said about the Rona?
Also the left: laughs along at shit like this.
Russle is funny AF, but this won't age well.
Not that it'll make any difference.
Thanks Russel I had my second jab so I could use my vaccine passport to go to the library, work etc in New Zealand. And there was no harm apart from being bed ridden for two months. Its great as I still suffer from major brain fog over 12 months later. A few friends would like to thank you too, but they are too busy taking meds such as asprin for the heart problems. I really apreciate it, much love. PS: loved the canned laughter
Oh shut the fuck up. The vaccine did not cause that, there's literally 0 peer-reviewed papers demonstrating any kind of correlation. If your experience is evidence, then so is mine.
I got 3 vaccine shots and I'm perfectly fine, so therefore they are. The same with the 200 other people in my office.
@@HomoLegalMedic Propaganda spam bot has been detected! Alert!
@JK_JK_JK you do realise that not everyone who disagrees with lunacy is a spam bot, right?
But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.
@@HomoLegalMedic Says the propaganda spam bot spamming the comments with the same lunacy.
But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.
@@HomoLegalMedic Fact: Sudden cardiac arrest is now the leading cause of death in student-athletes.
This will age beautifully
No it won't!
Really wish this had all been spun as patriotism early on.... Be patriotic and wear a mask/get the jab. Do it for yourself, loved ones and your fellow citizens!
I love Russell Howard and desperately want to meet him
Russell keeps me in stitches 😂
7:11 lady used a key to prove magnetism. That particular key blank is made of brass with nickel plate. Non ferrous metal CANNOT stick to a magnet!!!
Two things that never get old: This video and antivaxxers.
Bwahahaha
Unfortunately most anti vaxxers are actually vaccinated for all the childhood diseases because their parents weren’t stupid. It’s the innocent children of the anti vaxxers who pay the price for their parents stupidity.
@@martinrees4933 I’m sure you possess the skills to Google that yourself mate. If you don’t, ask your carer for help.
@@skyes7369 keep taking your jabs
@@martinrees4933 Ah, yes. Because Dictionaries don't exist, you ask a stranger on the Internet.
I live in America... we grow vast fields of free-range stupid. (Someone please take a sickle & don't replant)
i love the part where the virus said "its virusin time" and virused on the elderly
Russell Howard ,first comedian fact checker 😵💉😂😂😂
so he is wrong a lot ? its kinda mean to compare him to a fact checker
i mean he is wrong sometimes not most of the time
I already had 2 jabs. Why are my balls still the same size? Why am I still losing my keys? I want a refund!
Sleepy gonna sleep 🤣🤣🤣 that was great.
This guy being funny is as real as vaccinated people not being able to get covid 🤣🤣
Looks like we didn't learn shit. If you don't want it don't take it, pretty fucking simple. If you've taken it, well done now enjoy your life. Why does everyone have a song and dance about EVERYTHING!?
Boris to Nicki " Come have some of my Eton Mess " any school chum of Maggie is all right with me.
The bit from New Zealand really got me :)
Wear a mask is like trying to keep a fart in your trousers, virus gonna virus 🎶🤡
Not gonna lie, the big bird vom thing was hilarious 🤣
why would you feel the need to lie about that?
@@The_Reality_Filter because lots of people are superficiallying tribal, the idea you find fox news entertaining will boil their blood and I can't be bothered with their delicate nature.
Give Russell a job on the news at 10 would be Class 😁😂😷
Give him a small section in the news or 5 - 10min block after the news "In todays (totally normal) news" -deliberately coughing where brackets are placed
True - he's biased enough for bbc
That New Zealand protest I wish they were like that everywhere lol
Explain why the magnet sticks to me.... oh, the woman in the blue shirt. LOL.
I'm double jabbed and waiting to become Magneto
You've changed my view on cupcakes forever ... FFS, and Apple feckin' Crumble now ...
Fact: Sudden cardiac arrest is now the leading cause of death in student-athletes.
From 1999-2006 SCA was attributed to only 3% of deaths in 12 - 19 year olds.
@@BAsed_AFro What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities??
in regards to the nicky tweet about her friends testi being swollen, i can confirm it can happen. Mine got red and became unbareably itchy. I went to the GP who sent me to hospital. They gave me a steroid cream and said its a side effect of the vaccine. Not impotent at all. And because i had to apply that cream "generously" over the day .... yeah, there was a very obvious .... "tent" ... that got people looking. And i'm not complaining either! My manager even had a laugh over it with me.
Manager :"can you reach that or shall i go on my knees?"
the amount of crazy shit the anti vaxers, and anti covid vaxers say, is truely crazy. From "it kill you" to "you become impotent." They move the goal posts all the time, its crazy.
did you just admit the vax made your balls hurt?
I could link you to the foi data saying only 17k people directly died from covid in UK to date. Others involved pre existing comorbidities
Considering the safety data of the "vaccine" trial is yet to be released I wouldn't go near the things, but if you want to find people injured from it, they exist, don't discard the impact on their health as hogwash
Ok i love living in new zealand, even our protesters arent that shit hahaha
Rona death rate less than 1%
'Genetic predisposition to liberty'? What!?
😂😂😂😂😂now do the vaxers,do the vaxer,do the vaxers!
Love Russell ❤️ Wish I would have refused to wear a mask when working as an anesthesiologist
Yet, you put a mask on others?
@@SamuelBlack84 It’s sarcasm. Anti- maskers don’t cry, “carbon dioxide poisoning!” on behalf of healthcare workers, who wear much more restrictive masks, ALL DAY- because when a dental hygienist is leaning towards their face, suddenly they DO believe & understand germ theory. They benefit from those around them willing to make a small sacrifice to protect them, while they get to act like spoiled brats & refuse to help- as hospitals see another avoidable surge & more people needlessly lose family members or end up with long Covid… because, “TyRAnNy!”
@@hks2377 Not my problem
@@hks2377 THey don't wear them that much and the masks are to prevent food, or moustache hairs or saliva dropping out.
@@SamuelBlack84 Not wearing a mask directly endangers millions of innocent people. If you don't think that's a problem, then you're a monster.
I remember that Big Bird clip they showed. It’s from an old Robot Chicken skit about Bird Flu.
How how how has RUclips only just suggested this channel to me?!!? I must have been a good girl recently. I’m laughing my head off. The neighbours aren’t used to this.