The Most Unhinged Things Anti-Vaxxers Have Done | The Russell Howard Hour

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  • Опубликовано: 16 июн 2024
  • From The Russell Howard Hour, Russell takes a look at all the recent times Anti-vaxxers did something absolutely ridiculous...
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  • @claire2088
    @claire2088 2 года назад +921

    I'm impressed with the guy who knows the statue of liberty came from france at least :)

  • @randibgood
    @randibgood 2 года назад +551

    Someone needs to tell that group of "back up singers" that farts aren't contagious.
    Also, Big Bird has been promoting vaccines since 1972.

    • @RichardAStonemasonNOTfreemason
      @RichardAStonemasonNOTfreemason 2 года назад +1

      Fart contagion is the same as yawn contagion. one yawn all yawn.

    • @gamecoolguy619
      @gamecoolguy619 2 года назад

      "It is like" does not mean it is the exact same...

    • @godamid4889
      @godamid4889 2 года назад +13

      @@gamecoolguy619 cool. Thanks for that basic comprehension of English.

    • @godamid4889
      @godamid4889 2 года назад +4

      @スケルスケル our society our choice.

    • @minjjis
      @minjjis 2 года назад +5

      @スケルスケル do u have the same attitude towards abortions?

  • @audreyp7071
    @audreyp7071 2 года назад +328

    What adds to the hilarity is that Russell laughs at his own jokes. Love it!

    • @caroljo420
      @caroljo420 2 года назад +8

      I liked the one that made him blush!!! He's so cute when he blushes....

    • @HalfdeadRider
      @HalfdeadRider 2 года назад

      @Furious Styles You've changed! 😥

  • @thexalon
    @thexalon 2 года назад +356

    I would like to apologize for the magnetic lady on behalf of the sane minority here in Ohio, USA.

    • @paolagrando5079
      @paolagrando5079 2 года назад +39

      I'm sorry you have to put up with such people.

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 года назад +17

      Solidarity from Wisconsin/Minnesota.

    • @webtoedman
      @webtoedman 2 года назад +16

      Especially as keys are usually made of brass...non magnetic.

    • @sphereitis2433
      @sphereitis2433 Год назад

      Thankyou for that

    • @msmockturtle4921
      @msmockturtle4921 Год назад

      Seconded

  • @dinoshot4682
    @dinoshot4682 2 года назад +1167

    Anti- Vaxxers: "Vaccines make you magnetic."
    My inner 12 year old self: "That sounds cool!"

    • @antman2443
      @antman2443 2 года назад +101

      I have family who told me it would change my DNA... suffice to say I could not have been more excited and intrigued. 2 months later and still no changes :(

    • @alberttatlock8244
      @alberttatlock8244 2 года назад +11

      No one said anything about been magnetic. Twitter educated pinball wizard

    • @rebeccamurray9196
      @rebeccamurray9196 2 года назад +9

      They do in some people. Seen it first hand

    • @kiwihib
      @kiwihib 2 года назад +4

      @@alberttatlock8244 I hear there is a vaccine available at the Rovers, Albert.

    • @alberttatlock8244
      @alberttatlock8244 2 года назад +2

      @@kiwihib Nice one.
      I'll have half a mild and a Betty's hotpot with mine.

  • @avacatherine5646
    @avacatherine5646 2 года назад +339

    “Can somebody explain this?” She says while clearly struggling to stick the magnet to her neck.

    • @kristiskinner8542
      @kristiskinner8542 2 года назад +24

      They should have told her "yeah I can explain it, you're just stupid"

    • @brianpeterson332
      @brianpeterson332 2 года назад +5

      The lady's expression behind her :D Priceless 6:56

    • @stephenmcguire1935
      @stephenmcguire1935 2 года назад +4

      Only in the USA lol

    • @wolfcat1998
      @wolfcat1998 2 года назад +2

      "Can you explain this?"
      Yeah, you ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.

    • @ThreeRunHomer
      @ThreeRunHomer 8 месяцев назад +1

      “Can somebody explain this?”
      Your father dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

  • @meckerhesseausfrankfurt4019
    @meckerhesseausfrankfurt4019 2 года назад +562

    Genuine medical advise: Swollen balls might also be the result of an STI, which coincidentally is also a reason to leave your spouse-to-be. And even if you don't die from Covid, a severe case might cause vascular problems, which in turn hamper your libido.

    • @joannagomes1547
      @joannagomes1547 2 года назад +11

      Hmmm sounds like a trini man, cheat cheat and horn lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹, all yuh behave nah, still love my fellow trini, trini 2d bone

    • @Longtack55
      @Longtack55 2 года назад +8

      Beriberi is a cause of swollen scrotum. Seek nutritional advice BEFORE you need the largest wheelbarrow.

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 года назад +11

      Came to the comments looking for this! Correlation does not equal causation!

    • @gamecoolguy619
      @gamecoolguy619 2 года назад +4

      Severe side effect from the vaccine also yield the same result...

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 года назад +3

      @@Longtack55 An unfeasibly large wheelbarrow...

  • @micko11154
    @micko11154 2 года назад +91

    Lolol, most keys are not even made of ferrous metal, so even if you were magnetic 90% of them wouldn't stick to you.
    USA is a highly educated, sophisticated society! roflmao

    • @raibyo
      @raibyo 2 года назад +12

      There's also the guy who used a coin. He probably didn't realize coins aren't also made of ferrous metal.

    • @micko11154
      @micko11154 2 года назад +10

      @スケルスケル ??? What are you talking about???
      You can't just decide you're going to be magnetic and make non-ferrous metals stick to your body because you said so. Like you make a decision and suddenly all the laws of physics change to suit your personal desires. Who do you think you are???

    • @PeterJavi
      @PeterJavi 2 года назад +6

      @@micko11154 Who the fuck are you to tell bossman over here he can't become a ferromagnet? The man clearly wants to live the rest of his life attracting all those sexy ferrous metals and have it cling to him and we should respect him for it.

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 2 года назад +1

      Ferromagnet lives matter too

    • @micko11154
      @micko11154 2 года назад +1

      @@PeterJavi lol yeh yr right :P

  • @storywala88
    @storywala88 2 года назад +480

    I love the lady's reaction behind the supposed to be magnetic lady 😂

    • @markroberts2943
      @markroberts2943 2 года назад +7

      Rohan Sharma, completely agree, priceless 😂☘️🖕

    • @forthesakeofsanity
      @forthesakeofsanity 2 года назад +15

      I know she looked rightfully frightened 😂 im scared of how brain-lame they are, too

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 2 года назад +40

      @Furious Styles Except most keys are made of brass or nickel, and therefore cannot be magnetic - anybody who thinks otherwise has never completed 1st grade science class

    • @davel9514
      @davel9514 2 года назад +30

      @Furious Styles Yeah, let me know when you've taken you're first grade science class about which metals are attracted by magnets

    • @stevec6427
      @stevec6427 2 года назад +28

      @Furious Styles I mean it's physically impossible to get enough ferrous material in to your arm to make it magnetic but you believe what you want.
      Coins won't stick to magnets, they don't contain iron.
      I've had all three jabs. Even a paper clip won't stick to my arms, even right on the injection location

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 2 года назад +185

    Russell's Kiwi accent still sounds more Australian xD But it's typical of us to knock a barricade down and then politely put it back up though hahah.

    • @davespanksalot8413
      @davespanksalot8413 2 года назад +9

      Ha ha, so true. I remember the Dildo Baggins event. That was one of my faves.

    • @jameshodgkins559
      @jameshodgkins559 2 года назад +1

      I don’t need a vaccine because I already have had the virus 🤣🤣 hilarious 😆

    • @jameshodgkins559
      @jameshodgkins559 2 года назад

      Jabbing healthy kids 😂🤣😂😂🤪

    • @sanaioelu826
      @sanaioelu826 2 года назад +6

      Didn’t the protesters throw balls (with anti vaxx messages scrawled on them) at the police? Then they asked the police to throw them back? Or was that at another protest event? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @goodgame3374
      @goodgame3374 2 года назад +1

      That was awesome

  • @susanc.2096
    @susanc.2096 2 года назад +180

    Now I can't stop thinking of hospital staff attached to MRI machines due to being vaccinated 🤣🤣

    • @kokyyyy
      @kokyyyy 2 года назад +5

      Yeah. No.

    • @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy
      @JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy 2 года назад +3

      Doctor Who already made me afraid of hospitals 🏥... 😝

    • @lorrainemerry8661
      @lorrainemerry8661 2 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 2 года назад +18

      "Jenny, call maintenance... we lost another one to the MRI."
      *MRI machine villainously laughs as it scurries down the hall with a patient attached to it*

    • @susanc.2096
      @susanc.2096 2 года назад +3

      @@knighthunter1791 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one 👍

  • @kxjx
    @kxjx 2 года назад +109

    Trousers do contain farts quite well, this has been researched as part of efforts to understand how infections spread in surgical settings. The molecules that you can smell in farts are typically a lot smaller than viruses and bacteria. Viruses might be small, but hydrogen sulfide is *much* smaller.

    • @ResurrectingJiriki
      @ResurrectingJiriki 2 года назад +4

      Poe's Law is strong in this one..

    • @ext1013
      @ext1013 2 года назад +3

      If only covid virus smells like fart, the world will not suffer this long.

    • @johnosb4777
      @johnosb4777 2 года назад +1

      @@ext1013 im sure it smells somewhat like vinegar

    • @ThreeRunHomer
      @ThreeRunHomer 8 месяцев назад +1

      But do farts make you magnetic?

    • @kxjx
      @kxjx 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ThreeRunHomer me not so far but I am still trying every day

  • @nbarnes6225
    @nbarnes6225 2 года назад +415

    Could have happily lived my whole life without hearing the phrase "love custard." 🙃

  • @gordonstrong5232
    @gordonstrong5232 2 года назад +47

    I got my booster last week and I'm gutted to report that my nuts are no more massive than usual

    • @sarahf4161
      @sarahf4161 2 года назад +4

      Actually as of September 2021 the CDC had 59 cases of testicular swelling reported on the adverse reactions. That data unlike the rest is actually available publicly on the CDC database. However seen as the CDC are among many going through court disputes for not publishing all data what would they know eh!

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 2 года назад +5

      And I couldn’t instantly draw my keys to me like an accio spell with my magnetic powers.

    • @skyes7369
      @skyes7369 2 года назад +10

      @@sarahf4161 they also have broken bones on the list of possible side effects here because anything that occurs within 24 hours of a vaccine has to be listed in some places. Are you suggesting that spontaneous bone breaking is also a genuine side effect or just some random shit that happened to someone within the 24 hours after the vaccine & now it’s on the list???

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 года назад +6

      @@skyes7369 Thank you! Correlation does not equal causation. If I eat a candy bar, then get hit by a bus later that day, it has nothing to do with the candy bar!

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 2 года назад

      @@sarahf4161 So out of tens of millions of shots administered to American males there are only 59 cases of swollen plums, none of which have ruled out other more likely causes, ie concurrent sexually transmitted diseases?
      I like those odds!

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 2 года назад +31

    “I’m 41!” Magnificently concise way to take the p155 out of yourself.

  • @EvilFookaire
    @EvilFookaire 2 года назад +50

    Lady goes to congress: "I am now magnetic! See, spoons stick to me (except when they don't)!!!"
    Sane person: "How did you get here?"
    Lady Magneto: "I took my car to the airport and flew here, then got in a rental car."
    Sane person: "And those cars, and planes, are made of what? Paper? Corn? Do the buildings around you not have metal in them? Metals in furniture, in the microphone you're using right now? They don't stick to you? Does anyonew want to *_explain THAT_* before we tar and feather you?"

  • @XrDragonix
    @XrDragonix 2 года назад +158

    The (right side) woman's face when the magnetic lady put that key on herself was my exact expression pft

    • @maxcovfefe
      @maxcovfefe 2 года назад +6

      7:18 That was priceless! No one expected her magic to fail so hard. "Lady Magneto stuck a toaster to her head!!"

  • @xvofusions8279
    @xvofusions8279 2 года назад +49

    WE NEED MORE MENTAL HOSPITALS

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 2 года назад +5

      We have one, it's called the world

    • @mysticgaming2455
      @mysticgaming2455 2 года назад +7

      Need a "special unit" for the anti vaxxers

    • @Miss-Anne-Thrope
      @Miss-Anne-Thrope 2 года назад +3

      I believe it's called parliament 😋

    • @alistairmcinnes5433
      @alistairmcinnes5433 2 года назад +2

      @Chris Evans see the thing about facts, they are bias. Also if 'big pharma' had a say there wouldn't be a vaccine, they would be making a drug that cures it, as there is more market potential in cures than prevention

    • @skyes7369
      @skyes7369 2 года назад +2

      @Chris Evans Google scholar is your friend.

  • @DGDfan13
    @DGDfan13 2 года назад +68

    Watching the Kiwis fix the barrier they broke contrasted with the lunacy that was January 6th, 2021 in America broke me in so many ways
    My nation lol

    • @dandygirl6
      @dandygirl6 2 года назад +2

      just an amazing country tho

    • @action1976
      @action1976 2 года назад +1

      Did you sleep through the BLM riots??? 30 people dead and over 2 billion dollars of damage from the mostly peaceful but fiery protests.

    • @nicopheiffer9793
      @nicopheiffer9793 2 года назад

      The second coming of Trump. Watch this space ....Payback !!!

    • @princeendymion9044
      @princeendymion9044 2 года назад

      @@nicopheiffer9793 I find it funny, how you love a man who wants dictator powers, and yet you adore freedom so much. If he gets re-elected, I'm going to laugh at how quickly he's going to try and take your freedoms for his own control because you'll all have to suffer the consequences of it, because the rest of us in the west just think you're a laughing stock

    • @nicopheiffer9793
      @nicopheiffer9793 2 года назад

      @@princeendymion9044 what dictator powers are you talking about ? Stop talking nonsense. When Trump was president the US was respected . The US is a laughing stock under Biden.Get your facts straight.

  • @talos2384
    @talos2384 2 года назад +252

    People who take health advice from celebrities deserve to be victims of natural selection.

    • @joecirin7025
      @joecirin7025 2 года назад +11

      give it a few hours, shouldnt be long

    • @pureblooded3877
      @pureblooded3877 2 года назад +18

      -Celebrity worship is linked with low IQ.
      -Celebrities are telling the sheep to get vaccinated
      -The sheep follow them
      Why am I not surprised

    • @graveytrain1301
      @graveytrain1301 2 года назад +3

      Who is pushing these vaccines?

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 2 года назад +7

      @@graveytrain1301 pushing?

    • @atex6175
      @atex6175 2 года назад +8

      Honestly I'm hoping this is sarcasm otherwise it's complete hypocrisy

  • @DouglasParkinson
    @DouglasParkinson 2 года назад +42

    "You can't have good sex if you're dead". I dunno, there are people into that weird shit, at least a few of them work in morgues.

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 года назад

      As Russell pointed out in the video.

    • @meetaverma8372
      @meetaverma8372 2 года назад

      But the dead ones won't know

  • @SussexSandra
    @SussexSandra 2 года назад +270

    I can’t remember the last time i laughed until i cried. I so needed that after a shitty day at work.

    • @mattoneill9003
      @mattoneill9003 2 года назад +6

      You need to to get out more 😂😂😂😂

    • @SussexSandra
      @SussexSandra 2 года назад +26

      @@mattoneill9003 Not with this amount of total idiots out there. I’ll stay safe and vaccinated on my little world thanks 🤗

    • @pijin13
      @pijin13 2 года назад +1

      @@SussexSandra Jesus wepppppt 🤦‍♂️ you enjoy yaself with that Sussex Sandra 😭😭😭😭

  • @helipeek2736
    @helipeek2736 2 года назад +14

    I expect Boris thinks “Cardie B” is his second best fireside wool based lounge wear.

  • @jackmaehoph4822
    @jackmaehoph4822 2 года назад +52

    For those who are curious about Big Bird vomiting on the steps, if you watch the whole episode, you will see that he vomited because he let Snuffy talk him into trying heroin! Plenty of folks puke their first time...

  • @_lux_aeterna_
    @_lux_aeterna_ 2 года назад +379

    The vaccine never caused any of my 3 balls any problems needed that Russel you never fail to put a smile on my face 🖒

    • @JaackMilk
      @JaackMilk 2 года назад +18

      My 4 balls deflated bro. That may of been the botox though😔

    • @NonIntrovertial
      @NonIntrovertial 2 года назад +3

      @@JaackMilk not the steroids?

    • @Raych666
      @Raych666 2 года назад +4

      How many balls did you have before the vaccine? 🤔

    • @JaackMilk
      @JaackMilk 2 года назад +12

      @@Raych666 21

    • @henryjarvis8213
      @henryjarvis8213 2 года назад +20

      If you think the vaccine is good and safe, then take it. Take as many doses as you like. It's your body.
      However, if you force it on others in any way, firstly, it shows you don't think the vaccines work and secondly, you are going against the Nuremberg Code. Truly shameful

  • @pixiesouter9419
    @pixiesouter9419 2 года назад +550

    I love that Russel Howard physically ages and yet his sense of humour/laugh hit 8year old and stopped.

    • @ab-jx4qs
      @ab-jx4qs 2 года назад +14

      I doubt he has fully matured yet. Probably still thinks he is still at school.

    • @MrKbonez
      @MrKbonez 2 года назад +24

      Hes a performer, he's catering to the mentality of his audience. Bunch of simpletons who "Luv me fart jokes, hate me Tories"

    • @ColaSpandex
      @ColaSpandex 2 года назад +59

      @@MrKbonez Aren't you a member of his audience? You watched this video didn't you?

    • @beendoneagain
      @beendoneagain 2 года назад +9

      That is because his audience has the average age of an 8 year old!

    • @beendoneagain
      @beendoneagain 2 года назад +11

      @@MrKbonez Spot on bud, just more political spin thinly veiled as humour. The sheep love him!

  • @ravenkingofthedarkness7631
    @ravenkingofthedarkness7631 2 года назад +20

    "i suppose nana did like cupcakes" I fucking died. XD I love Russ and his stories.

  • @poet6244
    @poet6244 2 года назад +85

    Russell H Is a longstanding legend and grand master in this area of tounge in cheek alternative news delivery! Pure comical genius & oh so just naturally funny too! The type of guy would make a night out just THAT much more ecstatic!!
    Great content mate keep em' coming!
    Peace!

  • @tom201090
    @tom201090 2 года назад +33

    Loved the Kiwi Protest clip...and the reporter's dig at American's!

  • @davesmith2194
    @davesmith2194 2 года назад +240

    Think we needed Russell Howard to make the news every Thursday night since march 2019.

  • @xxkvck
    @xxkvck 2 года назад +83

    I love it when he does something so unhinged himself, he looses the fuckin plot and can't speak xD

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 2 года назад +2

      same it's so good lmao

    • @xxkvck
      @xxkvck 2 года назад +1

      @@Shebeast3 it reminds me to smile and realise there's some things in this world that aren't so bad 😂😂

  • @caspence56
    @caspence56 2 года назад +127

    Please, please, please believe not all of my fellow Americans are like the anti-vax, trump-loving, right wing loonies that you see on Fox "news". We love you, Russell. Thanks for helping us keep our sanity through laughter.

    • @SunakStarmerisacunt
      @SunakStarmerisacunt 2 года назад +10

      We know, mate. We just like taking the piss out of the Trumpers.

    • @margretemargrete11
      @margretemargrete11 2 года назад +7

      You do know Trump is not an antivaxer?

    • @allen5513
      @allen5513 2 года назад

      @@SunakStarmerisacunt so what if you're right wing but don't like Tump so what that make me????

    • @allen5513
      @allen5513 2 года назад

      @@margretemargrete11 mate he Tump be vaccine I know that just show you how thick some people are. 😂😂😂😂🤡

    • @allen5513
      @allen5513 2 года назад

      @Chris Evans up your little boy

  • @dragoncivicnola
    @dragoncivicnola 2 года назад +131

    They key thing was extra funny given how most keys in the USA are made of nonferrous alloys like brass and are about as magnetic as...well...she is.

    • @shaneeslick
      @shaneeslick 2 года назад +21

      Yeah, same with those using coins 😂

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 2 года назад +20

      They’re the sort to think all metals are ferromagnetic lol
      Likewise, she… she does realise that the only reason it stuck first time would be due to sweat and her pushing into that, right? 😭 If she was magnetic, that shit gives a solid click - practically pounces (if there’s attraction, or has heavy resistance if repelled). That’s shit you learn really young with two magnets 😭 I’m genuinely scared that people like her exist-

    • @raibyo
      @raibyo 2 года назад +4

      @@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Definitely slept through her elementary school science class.

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 2 года назад +1

      @@raibyo I wish

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 2 года назад +2

      @@raibyo OR she’s homeschooled

  • @vickibrown8490
    @vickibrown8490 2 года назад +245

    If Russell did the news (like this) every night, we’d all tune in!

    • @reedy8585
      @reedy8585 2 года назад +1

      I'd argue the jokers on the news do a better job.

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 2 года назад +1

      hells yes

    • @joepublic7264
      @joepublic7264 2 года назад

      Really!

    • @MrKbonez
      @MrKbonez 2 года назад +2

      That just shows your ignorance. You prefer opinion over fact

    • @kris2672
      @kris2672 2 года назад

      Wow so wise, thanks Mr RUclips person you have opened my eyes

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans 2 года назад +17

    whoever made the thumbnail for this missed a trick when they didn't go with "Live, Laugh, Lurgy"

  • @spark3761
    @spark3761 2 года назад +44

    I saw she was found to be lying and was reprimanded for spreading false information

  • @MizGizma
    @MizGizma 2 года назад +44

    Well ... I guess its good to know that my country hasn't cornered the market on idiocy just yet.

    • @freddiepitts7611
      @freddiepitts7611 2 года назад +6

      Technically, we are resaponsible for sending your first idiots across!

    • @rhyshow3462
      @rhyshow3462 2 года назад +1

      @@freddiepitts7611 thats why we sent them across, we just didn't reasilse the internet would exist

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 2 года назад +1

      @@rhyshow3462 they were expected to die out. They couldnt farm FFS.

  • @honeybadger2986
    @honeybadger2986 Год назад +12

    The most impressive thing we’ve done is avoid myocarditis and “dying suddenly”.

  • @mikespencer4922
    @mikespencer4922 2 года назад +14

    This has got to be the dumbest series of canned laughter Ive ever heard.

    • @jomullen6932
      @jomullen6932 2 года назад +3

      There's an audience! And don't mock Russell! 😭 He's fab😁

    • @Craigy2818
      @Craigy2818 2 года назад

      @@jomullen6932 This is how you tell an anti-vaxxer is triggered and insecure, so he mocks

  • @nonamenoname-vl4el
    @nonamenoname-vl4el 2 года назад +51

    Only double-vaxxed, Riuss? Haven’t got your fourth top-up yet?

  • @tiredmummy7512
    @tiredmummy7512 2 года назад +112

    Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but not entitled to force it on someone else.

    • @ananamu2248
      @ananamu2248 2 года назад +8

      We said ,tired mummy ...hope you get some more sleep soon ,! ....in my opinion ,there is .ore than Vaxxers and antivaxxers ....there are those that decide its not for them ...non vaxxers ...going for natural immunity being self reliant ,prepared to look after themselves ,friends to help ....with as much ability to get through to natural immunity as in a hospital ....and willing to die if not

    • @teresatv9209
      @teresatv9209 2 года назад +19

      Opinions are not evidence, or scientific or correct. Get more sleep - there is evidence that lack of sleep can cause a myriad of mental health and physical issues!

    • @casadellangelo
      @casadellangelo 2 года назад +8

      Works both ways. I trust you're against mandatory jabs?

    • @mrkennerz
      @mrkennerz 2 года назад

      Exactly

    • @charg1nmalaz0r51
      @charg1nmalaz0r51 2 года назад +6

      @@mysticgaming2455 you know there scientific journals questioning the lack of data of the current vaccines right? ruclips.net/video/YDxkloJ-4kE/видео.html

  • @KeithWWatson
    @KeithWWatson 2 года назад +9

    It brilliant how the US news uses the robot chicken clip about Big Bird getting "Bird Flu" to try and describe that as his reaction to the getting the jab lol

    • @tamcon72
      @tamcon72 2 года назад +3

      It's not US news: It's FOX "News," not a real news outlet. Or so they have claimed in court.

    • @lydiajulianprower8356
      @lydiajulianprower8356 Год назад

      Nice to see I wasn't the only one that noticed.

  • @sambonnick559
    @sambonnick559 2 года назад +33

    Since seeing this I have decided to be a fully vaccinated magnetic antivaxer . Life is complete.

  • @6Fiona6_P_6
    @6Fiona6_P_6 2 года назад +12

    I’ve been triply vaccinated and spoons don’t stick to me nor are metal objects attracted to me. I should feel sad and rejected by spoons. Come on spoons ain’t I good enough for you ( Oh darn I’m gonna cop it now. Ain’t I ? ) .... ⚛️☮️🌏

  • @KiwiHelpgeek
    @KiwiHelpgeek 2 года назад +20

    Every time I hear Minaj's name my brain changes it to Nick Minger.

    • @primalconvoy
      @primalconvoy 2 года назад +4

      Considering the content of many of her songs, I'd say you weren't far off...

    • @Hysteria2003
      @Hysteria2003 2 года назад +2

      Nicki Jizzminj

    • @Rizwaan122
      @Rizwaan122 2 года назад +1

      She is a minger tho

    • @AlisonBryen
      @AlisonBryen 2 года назад +1

      No word of a lie my head changes it to Nicki Minge.

  • @roadtoserfdom3020
    @roadtoserfdom3020 2 года назад +12

    4 weeks ago? Seriously? I started thinking this must have been like a year ago due to how ridiculous it sounds with what we now know about masks and much more.

    • @FlushGorgon
      @FlushGorgon 2 года назад +1

      It's a compilation of older bits.

  • @mrseaweed88
    @mrseaweed88 Год назад +4

    When he talked about Peppa pig I laughed so hard I nearly did a muddy puddle 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertozgauk
    @robertozgauk 2 года назад +17

    U'r bloody good mate Thank u for ur honesty and comedy 👊

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 2 года назад +69

    So if wearing a mask is "Like trying to keep a fart in your trousers", well then why are you not protesting about being told to wear pants? Go on then go trouserless on the metro, see if you feel safe and clean.

    • @superblackbirdrider
      @superblackbirdrider 2 года назад +5

      My advice would be to brush your teeth more often 😬

    • @coolboy5428
      @coolboy5428 2 года назад

      Wearing clothes keeps people warm in a cold country.

    • @charg1nmalaz0r51
      @charg1nmalaz0r51 2 года назад

      @@coolboy5428 lmao i love it, plus people dont appreciate things flopping around freely down there

    • @layna-heyhey
      @layna-heyhey 2 года назад +11

      @@coolboy5428 clothes are also used as a barrier between us and soils, like other's bodily fluids, dirt, and so forth. As a mask may keep germs from others at bay or the reverse. So if one has a problem with a mask mandate, then one might as well have a problem with the mandate that one must be clothed in while in public.

    • @coolboy5428
      @coolboy5428 2 года назад

      @@layna-heyhey Well terdbrain, nudity is legal in public.

  • @kellycowley3535
    @kellycowley3535 2 года назад +5

    “By themselves, Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s giant balls can’t tell us anything about the COVID-19 vaccine.” ~ Shaun

  • @wolfcat1998
    @wolfcat1998 2 года назад +3

    Apparently they've never realized that keys and US coins are non-magnetic to begin with.

  • @LovingJo
    @LovingJo 2 года назад +2

    Love you Russ!! 😄❤️❤️

  • @susanfarley1332
    @susanfarley1332 2 года назад +14

    My first thought when hearing that guy had swollen equipment is that maybe he had a case of the mumps.

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 2 года назад +2

      You are more charitable than the one who thought he contracted something ELSE that would be a good reason to call off the wedding 😆

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 2 года назад +2

      Well...if he's against being vaxxed for covid, then it stands to reason he ain't vaxxed against mumps, or measles, or chickenpox/shingles either. Probably will reject polio vax when polio comes back.

  • @willtg9326
    @willtg9326 Год назад +5

    Anti vaxters wasn't wrong! Now looks who laughing 🤣🤣

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuse 2 года назад +36

    Great work as usual. I had to watch the lady standing behind magnetic sweaty woman twice, cos the face she made was just so good! Kiwi protest made me proud to be one, well the standing up the barricade did, at least. Your Aussie accent is pretty good but, we EAT our vowels whilst they push theirs out their noses.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 2 года назад +3

      Proud of the Kiwi con-voy protest ? Not so much anymore though, eh ? I've seen more political acumen in a field of cabbages than those "protesters"

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse 2 года назад +6

      @@sophiaestella5611 No. I was never proud of the protest, just of them standing the barrier back up . I personally think they're a bunch of arseholes with most of them having no real idea of why they're there and just enjoying the trouble they're causing. Incredibly disappointed to see Trump flags there too. Trump flags! FFS!

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 2 года назад

      @@nikiTricoteuse 👍

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 2 года назад

      @@nikiTricoteuse Sweet as...

  • @HubertCumbadale02
    @HubertCumbadale02 Год назад +7

    Thanks Russel I had my second jab so I could use my vaccine passport to go to the library, work etc in New Zealand. And there was no harm apart from being bed ridden for two months. Its great as I still suffer from major brain fog over 12 months later. A few friends would like to thank you too, but they are too busy taking meds such as asprin for the heart problems. I really apreciate it, much love. PS: loved the canned laughter

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic Год назад +1

      Oh shut the fuck up. The vaccine did not cause that, there's literally 0 peer-reviewed papers demonstrating any kind of correlation. If your experience is evidence, then so is mine.
      I got 3 vaccine shots and I'm perfectly fine, so therefore they are. The same with the 200 other people in my office.

    • @JK_JK_JK
      @JK_JK_JK Год назад +2

      @@HomoLegalMedic Propaganda spam bot has been detected! Alert!

    • @HomoLegalMedic
      @HomoLegalMedic Год назад +2

      @JK_JK_JK you do realise that not everyone who disagrees with lunacy is a spam bot, right?
      But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.

    • @JK_JK_JK
      @JK_JK_JK Год назад +1

      @@HomoLegalMedic Says the propaganda spam bot spamming the comments with the same lunacy.
      But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.

    • @BAsed_AFro
      @BAsed_AFro Год назад +1

      @@HomoLegalMedic Fact: Sudden cardiac arrest is now the leading cause of death in student-athletes.

  • @itookallthenames
    @itookallthenames 2 года назад +41

    Woman in blue shirts face at 7:00 is all of us

  • @wolfjarlgrbane5771
    @wolfjarlgrbane5771 2 года назад +17

    You hit our idiots Dead in the magnet, NY and love your show.

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 2 года назад +5

      Got double jabbed but sad to say I’m not Magneto. It STILL takes me a couple minutes to find my keys.

  • @jarrodworlie6288
    @jarrodworlie6288 2 года назад

    Laughed out loud. Thanks.

  • @Stitch-_-11
    @Stitch-_-11 2 года назад +2

    This was just great.

  • @cynthiapinto198
    @cynthiapinto198 2 года назад +43

    Some people are such nut cases. Well done Russell.

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 2 года назад +8

      @Chris Evans So you don't and wouldn't take ever take any medication for anything ever then?
      Because it's all produced by big pharma, you know that, right?

    • @samn6498
      @samn6498 2 года назад +7

      @__ UK doctors are on salary. They don't get any money at all from big pharma.

    • @gordonstrong5232
      @gordonstrong5232 2 года назад +7

      @@samn6498 Yeah @_ is using antivaxxers talking points against them. They claim doctors and hospitals are all corrupt over Covid, but they suddenly start trusting them again when they need treatment for any other non Covid related medical condition

    • @SunakStarmerisacunt
      @SunakStarmerisacunt 2 года назад +5

      @Chris Evans the world isn't quite as simple as you think it is, f00l. You keep believing conspiracy cranks and holistic BS peddlers.

  • @ozkboody2
    @ozkboody2 Год назад +6

    Sellout to the establishment. There’s far more comedy material in the actions of people who complied, but that would require a spine.

  • @akashbaruth1658
    @akashbaruth1658 2 года назад

    Great content and better delivery.

  • @mallow173
    @mallow173 2 года назад +2

    Holy crap dude....you are an absolute HOOT!! Then again, i am of the belief that the UK is the birthplace of the Laugh!!

  • @cloudten8489
    @cloudten8489 Год назад +4

    Bet you're feeling stupid now Russ' the laughs on you!
    Kind regards.
    Pure Blood 🤣

  • @hecateswolf6007
    @hecateswolf6007 Год назад +15

    I'm sure as the years pass that this video will age very well 😲

  •  2 года назад +2

    The bit from New Zealand really got me :)

  • @stephanzenuch7073
    @stephanzenuch7073 2 года назад +82

    9:24 fun fact about this song is that their not wrong, around the early 1900's i think (don't remember exactly when) doctor were concerned that if they farted in the operation room during a surgery their fecal matter would get in the patient and cause an infection so they did an experiment were the doctors would fart directly on Petri dishes with their pants down and with their pants up and the ones that they farted on with their pants up didn't have any bacteria growth on them. so wearing mask are like trying to keep a fart in your pants, they stop the spread of bacteria "and viruses" while letting your ass breath in a sense.

    • @jamesking8065
      @jamesking8065 2 года назад +2

      wow,how did you come to find that out

    • @christinamann3640
      @christinamann3640 2 года назад +8

      I’m so regretting Russel Howard not getting this info. I’m picturing him discussing this scene of scientific dedication.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 года назад +8

      So the correct answer to those chanting cretards would be : "you say that like it's a bad thing" 😀

    • @RUBBER_BULLET
      @RUBBER_BULLET 2 года назад +5

      That experiment sounds about as reliable as a PCR test.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 года назад +8

      ​@@RUBBER_BULLET and you sound like you have no idea what a Petri dish even is, let alone how to use them, let alone what a fart is made of, let alone... well let's cut this short, you sound like you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a nut and bolt and still would insist you know about mechanics.

  • @mackinacisland3825
    @mackinacisland3825 2 года назад +7

    As an American I am so embarrassed. I am at a loss as to why so many people have lost their minds.

    • @buschg7106
      @buschg7106 2 года назад +1

      Likewise. I know 3 real humans I've had real relationships with including my mother die from covid and the complete disregard for global deaths is indeed embarrassing

  • @YensecaTube
    @YensecaTube 2 года назад +9

    I laughed so much my vaccine inflated balls hurt

  • @lrs7777
    @lrs7777 2 года назад +1

    Brilliant

  • @keyholegaming
    @keyholegaming Год назад +2

    5:30
    We’re all going to Hell for laughing at that one

  • @zboxxa
    @zboxxa Год назад +5

    One friend of my wife had her first shot of AstraZeneca, she got sick right after and died the fourth day. Wow what a vaccine.

    • @jamesginty6684
      @jamesginty6684 Год назад

      In March 2022, Campbell posted a misleading video about the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, claiming that a Pfizer document admitted that the vaccine was associated with over 1,000 deaths. The video was viewed over 750,000 times and shared widely on social media. In reality, the document explicitly discredited any connection between vaccinations and reported deaths

    • @JK_JK_JK
      @JK_JK_JK Год назад +2

      @@jamesginty6684 Propaganda spam bot detected! Alert!

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus 2 года назад +8

    The Jim Henson brand did sue the news station over that segment and won.

    • @thebee8415
      @thebee8415 2 года назад +1

      Good information, thanks.

  • @dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156
    @dagmarsigridmanondenijs-bl7156 2 года назад

    Great comedy! Thanks

  • @CamMcGinn1981
    @CamMcGinn1981 2 года назад

    Explain why the magnet sticks to me.... oh, the woman in the blue shirt. LOL.

  • @thelostlegendsoflewesandhamsey
    @thelostlegendsoflewesandhamsey Год назад +6

    Love to know how much he was paid for these vacx promotion videos.

  • @Opti-Mystic
    @Opti-Mystic 2 года назад +89

    A more accurate analogy would be; wearing a mask is like using an incontinence pad to keep urine in yr knickers. Won't work 100%, but it's a bloody good start.

    • @TheThird1977
      @TheThird1977 2 года назад +24

      *Pissing good start.
      "Bloody" good start would be for sanitary pads.

    • @frankfisher99
      @frankfisher99 2 года назад +17

      We've had two years of studies - cloth masks do nothign at all. Nothing. No impact on infection of transmission. Zero. That's the science. N95 masks in conjunction with social distancing MAY reduce infection *rates* by 7-11%. That's it

    • @TheThird1977
      @TheThird1977 2 года назад +29

      ​@@frankfisher99 - Bullshit, dude; N95 are more effective, but a cloth mask is more effective than no mask (try blowing out a candle while wearing one).
      Peddling false information that endangers others should be a crime.

    • @Opti-Mystic
      @Opti-Mystic 2 года назад +19

      @@frankfisher99 just post the reference to ONE of those "studies" here please (academic only - no fox news or david icke), and remember, mask wearing is about stopping your germs getting out, not protecting u from germs.
      Unless you're Chicken?

    • @iseenochains-oops7863
      @iseenochains-oops7863 2 года назад +6

      @@TheThird1977 nonsense.

  • @blue_jay31
    @blue_jay31 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for making it real!

  • @flowergirl4612
    @flowergirl4612 2 года назад +2

    Sleepy gonna sleep 🤣🤣🤣 that was great.

  • @mrscary3105
    @mrscary3105 2 года назад +5

    I live in America... we grow vast fields of free-range stupid. (Someone please take a sickle & don't replant)

  • @kennethmacgregor-Gregorach
    @kennethmacgregor-Gregorach 2 года назад +48

    Two things that never get old: This video and antivaxxers.

    • @CyberBeep_kenshi
      @CyberBeep_kenshi 2 года назад +3

      Bwahahaha

    • @skyes7369
      @skyes7369 2 года назад +2

      Unfortunately most anti vaxxers are actually vaccinated for all the childhood diseases because their parents weren’t stupid. It’s the innocent children of the anti vaxxers who pay the price for their parents stupidity.

    • @skyes7369
      @skyes7369 2 года назад +6

      @@martinrees4933 I’m sure you possess the skills to Google that yourself mate. If you don’t, ask your carer for help.

    • @joepublic7264
      @joepublic7264 2 года назад +6

      @@skyes7369 keep taking your jabs

    • @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989
      @BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989 2 года назад +3

      @@martinrees4933 Ah, yes. Because Dictionaries don't exist, you ask a stranger on the Internet.

  • @ThroatSore
    @ThroatSore 2 года назад +15

    That man in Trinidad, how do I vote for him? Legend.

    • @joannagomes1547
      @joannagomes1547 2 года назад

      More like lame lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

  • @BAsed_AFro
    @BAsed_AFro Год назад +5

    Fact: Sudden cardiac arrest is now the leading cause of death in student-athletes.

    • @BAsed_AFro
      @BAsed_AFro Год назад

      From 1999-2006 SCA was attributed to only 3% of deaths in 12 - 19 year olds.

    • @JK_JK_JK
      @JK_JK_JK Год назад +3

      @@BAsed_AFro What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities??

  • @nitzyblack6143
    @nitzyblack6143 2 года назад +25

    Russell keeps me in stitches 😂

  • @kylelacey8036
    @kylelacey8036 2 года назад +5

    I love Russell Howard and desperately want to meet him

  • @greatdaneacdc
    @greatdaneacdc 2 года назад +18

    I like how he made fun of the whole thing! The funniest I think I missed ? When he said :..Yeah and the government knows better than your Doctor if you should get it !
    As if people would fall for that!Lol😄

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 2 года назад +5

      like that idiot would know the side effects of vax in trinidad he took it cos sly news told him to ir he loses a lucrative TV contract

    • @jimmyb1451
      @jimmyb1451 2 года назад +3

      The left: I don't take medical advice from Rogan because he's not a doctor and not a scientist.
      Also the left: Did you see what Bill Gates said about the Rona?
      Also the left: laughs along at shit like this.
      Russle is funny AF, but this won't age well.
      Not that it'll make any difference.

  • @THTB_lol
    @THTB_lol Год назад +10

    i love the part where the virus said "its virusin time" and virused on the elderly

  • @eveningstar425
    @eveningstar425 2 года назад +5

    imagine being ridiculed for protesting against dictatorship.

    • @s0515033
      @s0515033 2 года назад +1

      Imagine being so obtuse that you think getting vaccinated to protect yourself and the public from a transmissible disease is dictatorship. Study more history. You will learn what actual dictatorships are. Hint* It's not "government makes me do stuff I don't want to do." If that were the standard of dictatorship, every government ever would be. Governments make you wear seatbelts, helmets, pay taxes, etc. You can't fuck your dog either. Doesn't make you oppressed. Get some perspective. Or help. Either one.

    • @pureblooded3877
      @pureblooded3877 2 года назад

      @@s0515033 where did he mention the vaccine?
      If you actually can’t see the slowly emerging totalitarian dictatorship then you seriously need a wake up call.
      *STOP DEFENDING THOSE WHO LITERALLY HATE YOU AND WANT YOU DEAD*
      *ITS CALLED STOCKHOLM SYNDROME, WAKE UP*

    • @user-vm9hh2se7s
      @user-vm9hh2se7s 2 года назад

      @@pureblooded3877 let me guess, you believe the earth is flat too, don’t you ?

  • @AzguardMike
    @AzguardMike 2 года назад +5

    in regards to the nicky tweet about her friends testi being swollen, i can confirm it can happen. Mine got red and became unbareably itchy. I went to the GP who sent me to hospital. They gave me a steroid cream and said its a side effect of the vaccine. Not impotent at all. And because i had to apply that cream "generously" over the day .... yeah, there was a very obvious .... "tent" ... that got people looking. And i'm not complaining either! My manager even had a laugh over it with me.
    Manager :"can you reach that or shall i go on my knees?"
    the amount of crazy shit the anti vaxers, and anti covid vaxers say, is truely crazy. From "it kill you" to "you become impotent." They move the goal posts all the time, its crazy.

    • @yoyo21926
      @yoyo21926 2 года назад +3

      did you just admit the vax made your balls hurt?

    • @owainhopkins2238
      @owainhopkins2238 2 года назад +1

      I could link you to the foi data saying only 17k people directly died from covid in UK to date. Others involved pre existing comorbidities

    • @dnc2115
      @dnc2115 2 года назад +2

      Considering the safety data of the "vaccine" trial is yet to be released I wouldn't go near the things, but if you want to find people injured from it, they exist, don't discard the impact on their health as hogwash

  • @georgiewalker1069
    @georgiewalker1069 2 года назад

    Oh gasp… hahahahahah I think I have wet myself. This is just hysterical 🤣🤭

  • @LaureninGermany
    @LaureninGermany 2 года назад

    How how how has RUclips only just suggested this channel to me?!!? I must have been a good girl recently. I’m laughing my head off. The neighbours aren’t used to this.

  • @derpaderpy4931
    @derpaderpy4931 2 года назад +46

    Anti-vaxxers: Vaccines make you magnetic!
    Me: Well maybe you should vaccinate then, that way you'll be attractive for the first time in your life.

    • @ronniehotdogs2007
      @ronniehotdogs2007 2 года назад +4

      No beauty on the inside of you eh?

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 2 года назад +2

      @@ronniehotdogs2007 Absolutely none whatsoever. I respect your perception.
      Though difference being is I'm double jabbed. My benefit is I never planned on looking for a relationship anyway lmao.

    • @ronniehotdogs2007
      @ronniehotdogs2007 2 года назад +3

      @@derpaderpy4931 why did you decide to get injected?

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 2 года назад +2

      @@ronniehotdogs2007 Because I want a chance of having a job.
      Otherwise I'd have happily stayed unvaxxed just so I could put my life- as well as the lives of everyone around me- in jeopardy.

    • @ronniehotdogs2007
      @ronniehotdogs2007 2 года назад +4

      @@derpaderpy4931 you've been coerced for work, you should never let anyone bully you like that. What makes you think that being unjabbed makes you a jepordy?

  • @chrisprescott2273
    @chrisprescott2273 2 года назад +23

    I've never heard of this show (I'm an American so that explains that)
    ,but I absolutely love it.

  • @X1Y0Z0
    @X1Y0Z0 2 года назад

    Excellent

  • @Fluffykeith
    @Fluffykeith 2 года назад +3

    I remember that Big Bird clip they showed. It’s from an old Robot Chicken skit about Bird Flu.

  • @palmeristo
    @palmeristo 2 года назад +4

    Looks like we didn't learn shit. If you don't want it don't take it, pretty fucking simple. If you've taken it, well done now enjoy your life. Why does everyone have a song and dance about EVERYTHING!?

  • @mrshark1757
    @mrshark1757 2 года назад +65

    A pair of anti vaxxers broke into my school the other day to "educate" us.
    The staff were not amused.
    (I wasn't in the right place at the time but I was told that it happend by multiple people and a teacher, so...)

    • @ramonwilts
      @ramonwilts 2 года назад +19

      We believe you :)
      It is nice that those people saw the inside of an actual school for once.
      Take care! Greetings from Holland.

    • @mrshark1757
      @mrshark1757 2 года назад +5

      @@ramonwilts Thank you!

    • @kanedNunable
      @kanedNunable 2 года назад +8

      they should have been pointed to the biology dept :P

    • @happyguilmore4253
      @happyguilmore4253 2 года назад +2

      🙄🙄🙄 broke in,how do you break into a school if it’s open 🤔. Did they get arrested?

    • @mrshark1757
      @mrshark1757 2 года назад +4

      @@happyguilmore4253 I dont know unfortunately. I think they were, though.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 2 года назад +2

    2:15 I hope they preserve this bit of video for the next ten thousand years 😀

  • @jumbobiscuits1510
    @jumbobiscuits1510 2 года назад +7

    Nothing says hilarious like planting fake studio audience cackling in the background. Such funny much comedy! 🤣