I love he actually puts time and effort into selling a sponsorship, that's something I've not seen, and it's interesting. Makes me want to go back to the start and watch that story from the beginning
Monster: *Roars in the distance* Comic Relief: "Zappers..." Monster: *Stalks towards him* CR: "Oh, Zappers..." Monster: *Destroys entire block, unfortunately missing CR* CR: "Z-z-zappers!" Monster: *Roars as it stomps away to destroy other things* CR: *Exasperated and terrified* "Zappers!..."
Going to the thoughts of monster: "Which terrifying god could have this abomination? I cant even hit him appearently, thats so cruel. Better to leave it alone. I hope i never will meet its creator? That lovecraftian god with its perverted sense of humor."
property values plummet...greedy developers swoop in and buy all the "worthless" swathes of cityscapes and redevelop it and raise taxes by 10,000%....then secretly gives the kaiju a kickback to repeat the damage to collect even more from the insurance policies
"the 3rd and final kind of giant monster story is basically profesional wrestling, but with giant monsters rather than absurdly themed bodybuilders" why not both? *Attack on Titan*
Lerquian Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam, the anime that ATTACKED ON TITAN before it was popular. Seriously, I’m not kidding. So many coincidences and parallels between Shingeki no Kyojin manga and Zeta Gundam.
İ once tought of a idea you know gaint monsters wpuld bw in rhw form of actual animals but then İ got confused help me how can İ make it so it doesnt become furry
@@dhararry7929 "I once thought of an idea. you know, giant monsters would be in the form of actual animals but then I got confused, help me. How can I make it so it doesnt become a furry?"
@@sabribeser2268 Avoid making them antropomorphic. If you want, you can combine actual animals, but if you dont want them to look like furrys, dont put humans in the mix
Political stories: >Heavily biased or one sided. >Usually doesn't go outside the Overton-Window from fear of the angry mob. >If historical, will use multiple scenes from the only clips or evidence of that period with appropriately theming emotional music over it. >Quite a few times will use clips from random people, giving their take, to fill in the run time,. What else?
The best example I know of is 1984. It doesn't just show why X side is wrong, its story is built on the result of X values, blown to the extreme. And it's nuanced enough that it can represent both far left and far right dystopic regimes.
@@pickyphysicsstudent201 All politicians must be completely ineffective and simply strawmen looking to gain power and wealth. Never point out the difficulties of our current system in which the alternative to being labelled corrupt is to lose as not having money to run will just mean no polices are enacted. And absolutely never under any circumstance note that this is a democracy and that we the people have in some way contributed to this state of politics. No it must be that big bad politician's fault. Anything else would bring in that deadly pitfall known as nuance.
You'd have loved Cracked dot com's photoplasty contests, then. They would set up challenge themes and readers would make images. Some of the ones for movies could be quite good (Neil Gaiman's 'Sandman' as a movie with Tom Hiddleston as Dream and Summer Glau as Death) or really off the wall, and more than a few entries got the 'Shut up and take my money!' comment.
"100 years ago, humanity reached near extinction due to the Triassic Death Pugs from Mars. Three walls were built to protect the last of humanity from being devoured like chew toys. Wall Flea-ah, Wall Bone, and Wall Bacon. On *that* day, humanity received a grim reminder. The walls were a food bowl; and humanity, kibble."
To be fair to Cloverfied, Despite the shaking cam, I cared for the characters, it does a good job of capture the horror of a situation where a Giant Monster invades a city, and the consequences of it aren't padded over.
Now I want to write a giant monster story where the protagonist at one point says: "Screw that kid, we can't risk humanity for that annoying brat." Also I never said it before, but you integrate the sponsorship in a truly amazing and entertaining way and I truly apreciate it.
How to make giant kaiju movie: 1. Design kaiju 2. Make a plot that balances human and kaiju storylines 3. Be creative 4. Write a good script 5. Write good human characters 6. Have good action and effects
When i read the comment i was thinking of the part when the table was talking about him and imagined he was wearing that costume while you were taking everything he says completly seriously and then have some of the pencils fall out while still using the meme smile
Sin S did you remember to make the love triangle out of really good looking people despite the main character being described as “average” and “not special” before revealing that they are in fact very special?
Need to finish watching but... Attack of the giant pug, why is he so big? Because Emily Elizabeth loved him so much that the Howards had to leave their home.
I love how he suggests swarming a monster with combined arms, lure it into a kill zone, grinding it down through attrition, and hitting it with heavy ordinance... all of which was used in the 1998 American Godzilla movie which was universally panned. Also, anyone else in hysterical laughter over the TWA-zilla at 4:22?
Pope Guilty XIII OSP does a lot of stuff. I would do something like the inner critic where red tries to give good advice, and JP tells us what not to do.
Honestly if a movie came out called "The Attack of the Triassic Death Pugs from Mars" came out, it would be a hit in box office sales just because of its absurdity. I'd watch it.
That would be cool, but I doubt it. He's had at least three different sponsors (might be more) and I doubt they'd allow all their their products to be in one video like that. Plus, this would require him adding the "click (insert sponsor)'s link in the description for (insert deal said sponsor is giving at that time)" bits, as some are part of the skit/storyline. As most of these offers will have expired by the time the video is posted (not to mention the fact the offers will be complete defunct with a year at the very least), it'll confuse some people and may even angry some (terribly stupid) idiots.
I bet that the “bait and switch” character is almost a direct reference to Godzilla 2014, where Brian Cranston’s character (I forgot his name) got shown off a ton in the trailers and was a great character only to die and be replaced by generic military dude #357.
@@thegreattotemaster of course there's normally *no no no no no no* way he could go *over 9000* . But since he *lost his way* by practicing something called *wincest* he still suceeded. His weeb points are now *piercing through the heavens* and as a consequence his *waifu is now black hole chan* and now he needs 6666 more points to stop having shit tastes like liking *isekai* shows, the *tsundere* archetype (cuz everyone knows that *speedwagon is indeed best girl* ), and also to *read the fucking manga* . Oh what is that? U don't like reading... well *that's rough buddy* ... and yes the cartoon from which i took the last sentence is anime, fight me!
"You can't put a giant monster in a story just because you don't know how to continue it!" Quote from a Phineas and Ferb character. Seconds later, a giant monster appeared
HLL To be fair, I don’t think Ron Perlman was ever implied to have a big role by any of the promotional material, not like how everyone thought Brian Cranston was going to be based off of the trailers.
Did you notice he didn't die though? There's a post-credit scene where he cuts through the dead baby Kaiju and angrily asks "Where is my goddamn shoe?"
Bryan Cranston was implied to be the lead character based off the trailers. Pacific Rim had like a shot of him in the trailer. I thought Idris Elba would be the protagonist and he almost was.
Now I want to see an entire episode on writing child characters, and how a committee of middle-aged executives know what the kids today will think is hip!
That's easy. If you want a weapon for the hero, just take the world's most generic sword and make it shoot lightning or something as soon as the going gets tough and it looks like the hero would have needed to actually work for their victory otherwise. As for the supporting cast, all the good guys use swords, bows are reserved for dainty little elves and ladies (it's not like it takes great arm-strength to fire one or anything /s) and only evil generic henchmen use polestars and crossbows. Mages only ever use staffs that are useless in close combat, and you'd think adding a blade to it and make a staff that doubles as a polearm would be nifty, but nope, remember the bit where only lowly henchmen use pole-arms. As for comedy relief characters, you don't need to give them a weapon at all, just have them wack the baddies with a frying pan, I'm sure that's totally fresh and not done to death.
And the vilain weapon has to look as unpractical as possible with a shape that make it look like a torture tool and on which the said villain risk to empale himself at any moment due to it's shape
@@dmua9551 You'd be surprised on how much time I spend on RUclips, especially now that school ened just yesterday. Also Iwasabouttoaskyouthesamequestion
@@vladtepes2667 S a m e. And to make it harder, He had to *T-p o s e* on us mere mortals, asserting His dominance over us and death itself. Absolute Chad.
Shin Godzilla was a perfect and realistic depiction of what would really happen if Godzilla invaded. Committees to hasten action, committees to make committees even faster and try to avoid the bureaucratic bs, the committee required by the bureaucratic bs, the military trying to deal with it with as little collateral casualties and sound tactics that end up not working, and finally the fairly ingenious plan that could’ve only been done by the Japanese due to their unique public transport infrastructure.
Your sponsorship sections at the end of the video are always the highlight because they are so fun and silly and I’m 100% invested to see who gets the sponsor at the end of it all.
@@Superkid33 the script is written, and I've been pitching it around. Nobody has picked it up yet for development. They keep using the words "contrived" and "you're not a writer are you..." It may have to do a rewrite. I'm thinking 2029 at the earliest.
7:00 actually, the "we were bored" thing could be turned into an interesting reflection on human behaviour when not given an outlet for mental stimulation outside of their job, but that might be more about an alien movie rather than a monster movie. Most people are just here for Godzilla, which is understandable.
Oh god, please tell me he talks about the square cube law again. That shit is fantasy-obliterating and I love it. EDIT: Early into the video, just a mention, but I'll take it!
5:02 you're right, that out of touch politician is extremely unrealistic. No politician would put approval ratings over a crisis. Now, back to quarantine.
A pro wrestling group made entirely of giant monsters/robots and a heavily fortified city designed for fighting giant monsters both sound sick as fuck for movie premises.
You forgot the character that already knew about the giant monsters and just goes around saying things like "May God have mercy on us" and "Once they're done, there will be nothing left"!
Okay. JP. We need to have an intervention. Your sponsorship is now literally a quarter of your video. You're suffering from sponserholicism. Please, get some help.
“At its best, can become a timeless classic that captures the tragedy, apprehension, and cultural spirit of an era, or it can become a highly entertaining train wreck.” Doesn’t that apply to all genres and sub-genres?
HOW TO WRITE A GIANT MONSTER STORY:
1. Design Monsters
2. Let them fight
3. There is no Step 3
Bonus points if you have them dropkick.
Step 3: Tease a sequel
Just Profit: $$$
TWO steps?! That sounds like a lot of work...
Step 4: Profit
I’m legit invested in the various villain factions fighting over sponsorships.
Anthony Clay
Part of my story's plot involves morally vague organizations fighting over limitedly available funding for shady scientific experiments
I am more interested in that storyline than the actual videos tbh
I love he actually puts time and effort into selling a sponsorship, that's something I've not seen, and it's interesting. Makes me want to go back to the start and watch that story from the beginning
@@kieranburt3211 watch Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik. Pretty good ads for sponsors. No multi-episode storyline though.
Got all the characters right here!
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Giant Moster: *demolishes city and kills hundreds of people
Comic Relief: *ZAPPERS*
Monster: *Roars in the distance*
Comic Relief: "Zappers..."
Monster: *Stalks towards him*
CR: "Oh, Zappers..."
Monster: *Destroys entire block, unfortunately missing CR*
CR: "Z-z-zappers!"
Monster: *Roars as it stomps away to destroy other things*
CR: *Exasperated and terrified* "Zappers!..."
Going to the thoughts of monster: "Which terrifying god could have this abomination? I cant even hit him appearently, thats so cruel. Better to leave it alone. I hope i never will meet its creator? That lovecraftian god with its perverted sense of humor."
I watched that video before this one. So this fits perfectly.
property values plummet...greedy developers swoop in and buy all the "worthless" swathes of cityscapes and redevelop it and raise taxes by 10,000%....then secretly gives the kaiju a kickback to repeat the damage to collect even more from the insurance policies
Comic Relief pointing: " that's an awfully big zipper"
Critics: Too many Monster fights, not enough Story
Audience: That's... why I'm here
_STOLEN!!_
@@demi-femme4821 I would've credited the person who made the joke originally if I knew who they were
why do you think i came all this way
Nah, King of the monsters still wasted a lot of time on pointless human drama
Diamond Jub *cough* King of the monsters *cough*
Pffft, giant pugs aren't terrifying.
Giant CHIHUAHUAS, on the other hand...
Kyle Wainwright Bro...giant Chihuahuas would make even the bravest warriors crap their pants.
id watch that movie
@@TheAkioBlack same
But wouldn't a giant Chihuahua still only be normal dog sized
@@remem95 A GIANT-GIANT CHIHUAHUA!!!
Like... 5 meters tall at most...
"the 3rd and final kind of giant monster story is basically profesional wrestling, but with giant monsters rather than absurdly themed bodybuilders"
why not both?
*Attack on Titan*
@@PhyreI3ird Ahh... misheard lyrics, truly a blessing.
Lerquian Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam, the anime that ATTACKED ON TITAN before it was popular. Seriously, I’m not kidding. So many coincidences and parallels between Shingeki no Kyojin manga and Zeta Gundam.
*they don't make folding chairs that big anymore*
We're getting rumble, an upcoming animated film so there's that
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 Omelette prevail!
You forgot to add Giant Robots to fight the monsters. Because the only thing better than monsters destroying stuff is a giant robot destroying stuff.
ⰎⰋⰕⰜⰑⰓⰡⰁ225 Sounds like the Kiryu duology of the Millenium Godzilla films
Or even better: Giant Robot Monsters! MechaGodzilla vs. CyberKong.
Nah, it'll have it's own special video. 😁
Chicks dig giant robots.
Evangelion, Pacific Rim: *exists*
Anti-Kaiju strategy :
Get a helicopter and tie a giant board with the Square Cube law written on it. Show it to the monster. Watch it fall apart.
This Sponsor Storyline better have a maximum payoff because I'm so invested right now
The Dark Lord, Not Skynet, and Corporate Executive are in a love triangle.
Herman Cillo but where does the galactic empire fit into this
@@JayMarBu galactic empire is pining for skynet, their love unrequited.
This is only going to get worse and worse, and more ridiculous.
I am also super invested
"GODZILLA!!!"
"No no, that's Deity-zolla. No copyrights being violated here."
İ once tought of a idea
you know gaint monsters wpuld bw in rhw form of actual animals but then İ got confused help me
how can İ make it so it doesnt become furry
@@sabribeser2268 I can't decipher this message.
@@dhararry7929 "I once thought of an idea.
you know, giant monsters would be in the form of actual animals but then I got confused, help me.
How can I make it so it doesnt become a furry?"
@@sabribeser2268 Avoid making them antropomorphic.
If you want, you can combine actual animals, but if you dont want them to look like furrys, dont put humans in the mix
@@rafaelcalvay1230 thanks.
"Is this even most basic sense of creativity simply too much work?"
I feel like that's a bit redundant to ask on this show.
"Basically a strawman yet unfortunately more competent than most real life politicians." I DIED
This comment aged perfectly, provided one has a dark sense of humor.
If every single monster shot from your film isn't in the trailer, you are doing something wrong
Following your rule, one of Godzilla 2019's trailers was about _5 minutes_ long; part of the reason I loved it when I saw it yesterday
You sure?
_Ah yes. Society will be left trembling once they witness the wrath of:_
*THE GIANT PREHISTORIC GOLDEN RETRIEVER*
Rated PG-13
Probably might just cause mass destruction while chasing a giant frisbee
And the rampage is ended when the 10-story electrified fire hydrant is deployed.
Red golden retriever
Plot twist: he's a very good boy 14/10 would pet
A cat was used as kaiju in lego movie, in that context in comedy it could work.
King Ghidorah is a living love triangle
The ultimate incest triangle.
Beatiful
@@gufosufo337 and thus the worlds most successful and accurate depiction of medieval history, in the form of a dragon.
Oh...
Oh dear
Why not date all three of the heads and then have a foursome later?
oh no
The love triangles running down the back was a great touch.
I resemble but am legally distinct from the Godzilla.
"AHHHHH! It's GODZILLA!"
"It looks like Godzilla but it is actually distinct from Godzilla"
"Yes. Still we should run like it is Godzilla"
So basically
I am lizard
"AHHH, ITS GODZILLA!!!"
"yes, but due to copyright reasons, it is not."
Profile pic checks out
You see, this giant monster is a reptilian creature with spikes on his back... But with a HORN on his head!
7:56 I really love how JP takes a segment that is usually skipped over by people and makes it worth watching.
Can I quote the phrase "Weeb Points" as a currency among my people.
Sure
Oh please, it is an accepted currency among all peoples.
Just know that conventions don't accept them
I think it already is a currency. Just called "Reddit Karma" instead.
Id kinda like to see a Terrible Writing Advice episode on political stories and how an author can convey a message about politics to an audience.
Political stories:
>Heavily biased or one sided.
>Usually doesn't go outside the Overton-Window from fear of the angry mob.
>If historical, will use multiple scenes from the only clips or evidence of that period with appropriately theming emotional music over it.
>Quite a few times will use clips from random people, giving their take, to fill in the run time,.
What else?
@@pickyphysicsstudent201 Dont forget the evil cartoony dictator with the crazy facial hair
YES.
PLEASE.
The best example I know of is 1984.
It doesn't just show why X side is wrong, its story is built on the result of X values, blown to the extreme. And it's nuanced enough that it can represent both far left and far right dystopic regimes.
@@pickyphysicsstudent201 All politicians must be completely ineffective and simply strawmen looking to gain power and wealth. Never point out the difficulties of our current system in which the alternative to being labelled corrupt is to lose as not having money to run will just mean no polices are enacted.
And absolutely never under any circumstance note that this is a democracy and that we the people have in some way contributed to this state of politics. No it must be that big bad politician's fault. Anything else would bring in that deadly pitfall known as nuance.
Now I just want 'Attack of the Giant Pug from Mars' to be a real movie.
Attack of the Giant DEATH Pug From Mars
I’d watch it.
Don't forget the spin off which is about the robotic version of the Giant Pug.
You'd have loved Cracked dot com's photoplasty contests, then. They would set up challenge themes and readers would make images. Some of the ones for movies could be quite good (Neil Gaiman's 'Sandman' as a movie with Tom Hiddleston as Dream and Summer Glau as Death) or really off the wall, and more than a few entries got the 'Shut up and take my money!' comment.
Will Kirwan A similar premise is in a children’s picture book
"100 years ago, humanity reached near extinction due to the Triassic Death Pugs from Mars. Three walls were built to protect the last of humanity from being devoured like chew toys. Wall Flea-ah, Wall Bone, and Wall Bacon.
On *that* day, humanity received a grim reminder. The walls were a food bowl; and humanity, kibble."
😂 humanity=kibble
HABING A SEX FROM THE BEES AND THE EAGLES
When people complain that the new godzilla movie has too much action and not enough drama
Viewers: *thats why I’m here*
Pretty much that.
Who are all these people in my Godzilla movie?
Smh. More like too much drama and not enough action.
I would have liked more giant monsters
@@SaltyGround money doesn't grow on trees, cgi is expensive
Not gonna lie, I'd watch The Attack of the Triassic Death Pugs From Mars
I was watching Godzilla when I got this notification. That's all I had to say, carry on.
TWA is Back!
Witch Godzilla? 2014 or 1958 Godzilla?
Or any of the other 30 ish Godzilla's? Or dear God the first American Godzilla.
@@gamer-1100 Actually it was shin
@@gamer-1100
The first American Godzilla as in the one from the 90s or the Americanized version of the 1958 Godzilla?
To be fair to Cloverfied, Despite the shaking cam, I cared for the characters, it does a good job of capture the horror of a situation where a Giant Monster invades a city, and the consequences of it aren't padded over.
Cloverfield is underrated...
And the shaky cam is actually there for a reason, too. Such a good movie. Sadly not very rewatchable but good nonetheless.
I love how he puts so much effort into those sponsors. Love em.
Now I want to write a giant monster story where the protagonist at one point says: "Screw that kid, we can't risk humanity for that annoying brat."
Also I never said it before, but you integrate the sponsorship in a truly amazing and entertaining way and I truly apreciate it.
Run it’s Godzilla, it looks like
Godzilla but due to international copyright laws it’s not
Still we should run like it is Godzilla
But it isn’t
AHHHHH!!!!
Sonic Xtreme99 hello
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Zimzilla 99 it’s though it isn’t not but it isn’t
How to make giant kaiju movie:
1. Design kaiju
2. Make a plot that balances human and kaiju storylines
3. Be creative
4. Write a good script
5. Write good human characters
6. Have good action and effects
Aka Godzilla: King of the Monsters
TL;DR
How to make a good kaiju movie:
1. Make a good kaiju movie
i don't get it, i followed all of his advice but people still throw rocks at me everytime they see me and i want to tell them my amazing story
Sin S have you advertised the love triangle?
When i read the comment i was thinking of the part when the table was talking about him and imagined he was wearing that costume while you were taking everything he says completly seriously and then have some of the pencils fall out while still using the meme smile
@@loganmason5421 the cover IS a love triangle,its not on the cover it literally is one
Sin S did you remember to make the love triangle out of really good looking people despite the main character being described as “average” and “not special” before revealing that they are in fact very special?
Did you kidnap your audience? You need to in order for them to read your awesome book?
2:46
"Take that Touhou"
NANI!?!?
Oh shit, he said Toho, my bad...
Too many weeb points, it seems
Touhou as in project shrine maiden? what does that have to do with godzilla rip offs?
@@apothisiii5549 Toho studio is the house that made kaiju movies, including Godzilla.
Yeah, first thing that came to mind.
But nah, it makes no sense, that Godzilla rip-off doesn't wear a frilly dress.
Need to finish watching but... Attack of the giant pug, why is he so big? Because Emily Elizabeth loved him so much that the Howards had to leave their home.
Melontine Ovirlord Didn’t the MAD tv series already do that...
@@rosesske2551
Maybe? I don't know, I haven't watched it.
I love how he suggests swarming a monster with combined arms, lure it into a kill zone, grinding it down through attrition, and hitting it with heavy ordinance... all of which was used in the 1998 American Godzilla movie which was universally panned. Also, anyone else in hysterical laughter over the TWA-zilla at 4:22?
Wasn’t panned for that reason but yeah xD
I love how even when I think the example Is the lowest possible effort possible, you SOMEHOW manage to make it even lazier
Terrible Writing Advice is the only channel where I actually watch the sponsored segment. It's so freaking good
Collab with Overly Sarcastic Productions, please!
Those two have little in common.
Pope Guilty XIII OSP does a lot of stuff. I would do something like the inner critic where red tries to give good advice, and JP tells us what not to do.
@@80ki68 OSP's Trope Talk is very similar.
Bear Incorporated This
I'm sorry, I haven't seen that much of it.
Honestly if a movie came out called "The Attack of the Triassic Death Pugs from Mars" came out, it would be a hit in box office sales just because of its absurdity. I'd watch it.
Tag along kids are more commonly known as Kennys.
You mean the crazy turtle kid from Gamera?
I see you are a man of culture as well.
OH MY GOD! They killed Kenny!
@@louisduarte8763 no they didn't. Unfortunately 😒
Kenny #11 in Godzilla: KoM...
I'm guessing the TWA Sponsor story arc will be a separate, complete video once its finished.
That would be cool, but I doubt it. He's had at least three different sponsors (might be more) and I doubt they'd allow all their their products to be in one video like that. Plus, this would require him adding the "click (insert sponsor)'s link in the description for (insert deal said sponsor is giving at that time)" bits, as some are part of the skit/storyline. As most of these offers will have expired by the time the video is posted (not to mention the fact the offers will be complete defunct with a year at the very least), it'll confuse some people and may even angry some (terribly stupid) idiots.
I bet that the “bait and switch” character is almost a direct reference to Godzilla 2014, where Brian Cranston’s character (I forgot his name) got shown off a ton in the trailers and was a great character only to die and be replaced by generic military dude #357.
“RUN! IT’S GODZILLA!”
“It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it’s not!”
He said to rebuild the city into a fortress, but Pacific Rim showed us how well that works already
Yep
But the Kaiju still went through that wall
@@yuyaricachimuel555 that's what he's saying
A story from the monster's perspective would actually be pretty great
plus we would get the drama without the boriing human cast! winwin!
@@sarafontanini7051 Go away hipster 0_0
KotM seemed close but we needed more
The fact that TWA has watched and seemingly likes the OG Godzilla film makes me giddy inside.
Being the 20th like to your comment makes me giddy!
Funnily enough there's a French metal band named after Godzilla called Gojira. They're pretty badass if you're into that type of music
*I've collected all the Weeb Points I got*
My Weeb Points is now Over 9000
Well, ACKSHUALLY, the original Japanese version said “over 8000,” and it was changed to fit the mouth flaps.
Edit: Thanks for the Weeb Points!
What, 9000!? There's no way that can be right!
You get a reduction because you wrote "over 9000" instead of "over 8000".
I think you mean OVER 9000!!!
@@thegreattotemaster of course there's normally *no no no no no no* way he could go *over 9000* . But since he *lost his way* by practicing something called *wincest* he still suceeded. His weeb points are now *piercing through the heavens* and as a consequence his *waifu is now black hole chan* and now he needs 6666 more points to stop having shit tastes like liking *isekai* shows, the *tsundere* archetype (cuz everyone knows that *speedwagon is indeed best girl* ), and also to *read the fucking manga* . Oh what is that? U don't like reading... well *that's rough buddy* ... and yes the cartoon from which i took the last sentence is anime, fight me!
Just so you know, I have so much respect that you've legit made like, a story within these videos XD Love it
If there was a movie about these end card skits I'd probably watch it.
It would actually be pretty cool to see a bunch of legit villains competing over something like that, lol
Max internet points for the inclusion of the giant enemy crab.
and you must attack its weakpoint for massive damage
It's not uncreativity! It's, uh, a. . . . greek mythology reference! That automatically makes our writing clever and 'deep'!
0:49 the fact that JP's kaiju mode spikes are love triangles is such a clever little detail
This is where you realize that the first Pacific Rim is actually a really good movie
And just how much of a disaster when you let chinese companies interfere with the plot
@@anoobyproaz5616 you mean like with the sequel or what?
@@yuyaricachimuel555 the sequel of course
The big action scenes in the movie are terrible though. You can't feel the weight of the hits at all.
"You can't put a giant monster in a story just because you don't know how to continue it!"
Quote from a Phineas and Ferb character.
Seconds later, a giant monster appeared
Love triangle between dark lord, high cultist and megacorp CEO when?
I think the bait and switch was supposed to be Bryan Cranston, but like... Ron Perlman's character in Pacific Rim...
HLL To be fair, I don’t think Ron Perlman was ever implied to have a big role by any of the promotional material, not like how everyone thought Brian Cranston was going to be based off of the trailers.
Did you notice he didn't die though?
There's a post-credit scene where he cuts through the dead baby Kaiju and angrily asks "Where is my goddamn shoe?"
Daniel Espinosa I think they were referring to the “popular actor getting very little screen time” from the video.
@@halocrafter300 So, Brian Cranston in the 2014 Godzilla, then.
Bryan Cranston was implied to be the lead character based off the trailers. Pacific Rim had like a shot of him in the trailer. I thought Idris Elba would be the protagonist and he almost was.
So like... What I'm hearing is... Broderick's flick was the closest we ever got to a genuinely unique Kaiju film?
...not sure how I feel about that...
Wait what?
Never looked at the transformers films as monster movies til just now
Giant robots are just mechanical monsters.
Well, that version of Optimus Prime was more of a giant monster than a transforming truck robot.
There has to be a Japanese genre exclusively for mechas, but I forgot the name ..
Gundam. There’s your answer.
Real robots. Popularised by Gundam!
Now I want to see an entire episode on writing child characters, and how a committee of middle-aged executives know what the kids today will think is hip!
Writing:
Guent monster!
Science :
This just wrong...
Kent Hovind: "Do you believe there could be a pig as Texas?"
Aron Ra: "No. A creature like Godzilla for example would be impossible."
You've already done Sci Fi Weapons. What about Fantasy Weapons?
That's easy. If you want a weapon for the hero, just take the world's most generic sword and make it shoot lightning or something as soon as the going gets tough and it looks like the hero would have needed to actually work for their victory otherwise. As for the supporting cast, all the good guys use swords, bows are reserved for dainty little elves and ladies (it's not like it takes great arm-strength to fire one or anything /s) and only evil generic henchmen use polestars and crossbows. Mages only ever use staffs that are useless in close combat, and you'd think adding a blade to it and make a staff that doubles as a polearm would be nifty, but nope, remember the bit where only lowly henchmen use pole-arms.
As for comedy relief characters, you don't need to give them a weapon at all, just have them wack the baddies with a frying pan, I'm sure that's totally fresh and not done to death.
@@blondbraid7986 Hey! Have you ever hefted a good cast iron skillet? Swing one of them bad boys with intent to do damage and skulls will be fractured.
And the vilain weapon has to look as unpractical as possible with a shape that make it look like a torture tool and on which the said villain risk to empale himself at any moment due to it's shape
This is why I love reading the comments on TWA videos😂😂😂😂
I was legit thinking about what if you did this, but figured it wasn't up your alley
turns out I'm wrong
I thought that the genre wasn't relevant enough for it to deserve a video, but I guess Godzilla 2' hype was a bit bigger than I though.
Godzilla is forking huge man
Also whateryoudoingheremaboi
@@dmua9551 You'd be surprised on how much time I spend on RUclips, especially now that school ened just yesterday.
Also Iwasabouttoaskyouthesamequestion
I like it when Giant monsters get redemption like Godzilla... That's all I had to say, ZAPPERS!
Giant monsters should be made really op, why not just make them Godzilla
*Ugandan warlord murders thousands of Tutsis in a village massacre* Comic relief character: Z A P P E R S
Terrible writing advice: *uploads*
Suicide rate drops to 0%
Wrong its at -100%
@@vladtepes2667 _Man, they be resurrecting like the Second Coming of Jesus_
@@alexer52 I still can't beat Jesus spawn record.
@@vladtepes2667 S a m e.
And to make it harder, He had to *T-p o s e* on us mere mortals, asserting His dominance over us and death itself.
Absolute Chad.
@@alexer52 We cannot top him he knewn what he did when he said It is finshed. Absoulte legend.
"basically a strawman yet unfortunately still more competent then most real life politicians" im dead
REPTILICUS REFERENCED, DANES OUT OF THE WOODWORK. THE MASTERPIECE OF A NATION.
Hil dannebrog!
5:10 Hey there, scout. Kent Mansley, work for the government.
WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY??? 😂
Ooh... we can duck and cover! There's a fallout shelter, right over--
@@freyastuchbery7130
"There's no way we can survive this, you IDIOT!"
"You mean...we're going..."
"...to die Mansley. For our country."
@@silverstarlightproductions1292 Screw our country! I WANNA LIVE!!!
The return of the "zappers" comic relief guy is the most frightening thing...
7:10
Don't do drugs!
What? Why?
Because if you do drugs the GIANT MONSTERS will get you!
… You mean the shit you see on a bad trip?
I like how the sponsor section is its own continuous story lol
Shin Godzilla was a perfect and realistic depiction of what would really happen if Godzilla invaded. Committees to hasten action, committees to make committees even faster and try to avoid the bureaucratic bs, the committee required by the bureaucratic bs, the military trying to deal with it with as little collateral casualties and sound tactics that end up not working, and finally the fairly ingenious plan that could’ve only been done by the Japanese due to their unique public transport infrastructure.
Is it wrong of my to want "The Attack of the Triassic Death Pugs From Mars" to be a real thing.
just mke it yourself
1:buy a pug
2:make it destroy a fake city
3:edit
Your sponsorship sections at the end of the video are always the highlight because they are so fun and silly and I’m 100% invested to see who gets the sponsor at the end of it all.
shin godzilla actualy seems to avoid a lot of these traps.
Yeah, bunker busters actually made it worse.
Masterpiece of a film I’d say
Came for the video, stayed for sponsorship reading.😂
00:46 = I loved those Love Triangle scales. LOL
Why do the sponsorships have their own universe?
I love it
I've already started writing a script for "Attack of the giant pug".
Thank you in advance for making me a millionaire.
Sooooo....how’d it go
@@NightSkyNyx It was going great. But, you know. Covid.
@@willlastnameguy8329 Oof, that's rough buddy. hope that attack of the giant Triassic pugs from mars goes well lmao
Any news on Attack of the giant pug? (I totally get it, Covid is annoying! Also it’s hard to get motivation to write sometimes)
@@Superkid33 the script is written, and I've been pitching it around. Nobody has picked it up yet for development. They keep using the words "contrived" and "you're not a writer are you..."
It may have to do a rewrite. I'm thinking 2029 at the earliest.
0:46 My new wallpaper. Thanks TWA!
Stiipity stompity
Your city is now
My property
Stimpity stompity
Your city's my property
'It's free real estate.'
"...No it isn't."
"It will be in a moment!"
@@kimifw58
A red bubble apoeard over you property
(plague inc infected sound effect)
giant monster:shit
7:00 actually, the "we were bored" thing could be turned into an interesting reflection on human behaviour when not given an outlet for mental stimulation outside of their job, but that might be more about an alien movie rather than a monster movie. Most people are just here for Godzilla, which is understandable.
Oh god, please tell me he talks about the square cube law again. That shit is fantasy-obliterating and I love it.
EDIT: Early into the video, just a mention, but I'll take it!
I would pay to see "The Attack of the Triassic Death Pugs from Mars".... It would no doubt go down as one to remember! 😂
0:00 foreshadowing for a video on rogue A.I? If it's not I will be severely disappointed.
Can we get like, a supercut of all the sponser story clips one day before the season finale?
5:02 you're right, that out of touch politician is extremely unrealistic. No politician would put approval ratings over a crisis.
Now, back to quarantine.
I see Stellaris' The Contingency has been keeping itself busy….
A pro wrestling group made entirely of giant monsters/robots and a heavily fortified city designed for fighting giant monsters both sound sick as fuck for movie premises.
You forgot the character that already knew about the giant monsters and just goes around saying things like "May God have mercy on us" and "Once they're done, there will be nothing left"!
5:56 So... literally Bryan Cranston in Godzilla 2014
The JP monster has to be added to the merch store. This is honestly the funniest channel ever. Love the art and the facial expressions.
I'm actually writing a giant monster story right now, so this was actually helpful.
Riley Moloney I’m wanting to write so many for one universe but I gotta pt them all together
Should you still not be done, make sure to take everything said here at face value and follow the advice to a tee. I'd read.
And that's why Shin Godzilla is a great movie.
☝️🧐
Step 1: let them fight.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: profit
wait... what's step 2, again?
@@flamethrowerproductions123 IDFK, recycle???
In the case of western Kaiju films, step two may be have a couple of big name actors
I love that Godzilla 2 did all the right choices.
Okay. JP. We need to have an intervention.
Your sponsorship is now literally a quarter of your video. You're suffering from sponserholicism. Please, get some help.
So you’re saying he needs a sponsor to help deal with his sponsor problem
Like RAID SHA-
I love this channel so much. And the sponsorship storyline is almost as good as the main videos themselves.
“At its best, can become a timeless classic that captures the tragedy, apprehension, and cultural spirit of an era, or it can become a highly entertaining train wreck.”
Doesn’t that apply to all genres and sub-genres?
I guess he says it because most people outside the fandom act all blissfully ignorant about the genre as a whole
5:57 Ah yes, Bryan Cranston.
The absolute worst thing you can do in a monster movie is kill off your best actor before the plot starts.