Ya know Noita, that game where a meta strat is to get ridiculously high and then morbidly overeat until you've become so powerful you can one-shot anything.
local alchemist gorges himself to several thousand times reasonable stomach capacity, claims it 'makes him do more damage' before committing mass slaughter
I'm just imagining this eldritch beast crawling the depths. It's power grows as it gorges itself on the corpses of the fallen. I imagine, irl, the Noita would become this bloated terrible beast of gluttony.
This is just a much more visceral version of kirby. An eater of worlds who gorges himself on the corpses of the fallen to add to his gluttonous lust for power
Note to self: If Fury ever invites me to a "buffet," be careful a) that the buffet doesn't consist of slime and blood and b) that he doesn't eat my body. Might need to bring my own food...
I think it would be a fun mod idea to store all the stuff you ate and still full on a list and if you die with more than 200% fullness you explode in everything you ingested in those 200%+
It's so funny how it's called "eat your vegetables", but what you end up eating is everything but. Blood, corpses, random liquids on the floor, mold-like fungus, very healthy diet
the weird thing wiith the chasm boss is that the first time i went over there i grabbed the orb and went back to the mines without any kind of problem?? the guy didn't spawn at all, but every other time i've gone there he's showed up
just recently got a seed with iron stomach in the second mountain, and a flask of mana, so i went up and filled the tree lake and also the fish lake with mana and ate it, got 10000+ seconds, and also got eat your veggies at mountain 3
But meat is also good. (No offense to people who don’t eat meat I just don’t think too many kids that are reading this like to munch on tofu) meat has protein.
I can imagine the inhabitants of the mines just being terrified as some dude covered in all sorts of stuff and bloated asf eating their friends and drinking their blood
It's so weird seeing the game without 100+ mods installed after playing 80 hours of modded Noita. I struggle to tell what things are base game or from mods.
I don't think I've ever once had one of those alchemy stations left untouched by the time I got there. It's usually destroyed or there's a fire mage there and he won't leave Peacefully, resulting in the destruction of that area
Yeah. You should watch some of the videos in my "Noita Secrets..." playlist. I've been covering the alchemy and all of the secrets in this game since the very first day of early access almost 2 years ago. That's what I do.
I know I'm a bit too late to this video but if you reroll once in 3rd holy mountain for iron stomach and reroll 4 times in 4th holy mountain you get both fungal disease and more blood perks in this seed, gotta pick up fungal disease first and more blood second though
12:04 the mental image of a wizard slurping up a fuck load of slime to the point that their stomach is over 2000% full is both a bit horrifying but at the same time one of those "Someone's kink" moments. XD
In order to get satiated you just need to get close to a blood or beer pond (that you can make by spraying the potions on the ground) *some useful information the game never tells you*
I thought I was weird for always thinking "gonna have a little blood snack" while playing, but it looks like that's standard for people who play noita "I'm gonna eat your body" might replace it at this point
SO wait, you can become immune to the effects of polymorphine as long as you've eaten it with iron stomach? or is there some extra nuance here i'm missing?
i was dealing some trillion damage with a projectiles to power spell. i was using my luminous drill machinegun with bouncy spells perk to create thousands of particles first and then switch to main wand with projectiles to power. instant kill on everything if you use the luminous drill beforehand for a few seconds until the game starts to lag from all the particles. then you deal *much* damage
Imagine this: the more you eat, the bigger you get. at 5000% you'd be like, the size of the entire mines biome, only like 1% of you is visible on screen...
I think I missed the reason for him to need to have so much concentrated mana duration, it's just because withouit the wand would have not shooted as fast as he wanted because of mana lacking?
I took gamble on floor one and ended up EYV and some other random thing. I almost gave up on the run after traveling through the 3rd floor on 1 hp most of the time, but then I got iron stomach and ofc the hisii base is loaded with blood so I just got up to about 1200 saturation and one-shot my way to the boss.
fury, the alchemic thing that makes midas is really easy for this seed. water, chaotic poly, and rotten meat. theres both of the liquids in the lil potion shop in lvl one
So you’re telling me that the blood of my enemies is an acceptable vegetable alternative? Guess I’m never having a salad again.
Frick... I don’t have any enemies.
y e s
Salad is a configuration, not a composition.
So... you can make salads out of your foes.
Lmao
never expected you to be hear
“13,000 crit, are you serious?! I’m gonna eat your body.”
-A perfectly sane Fury
You say “a Fury)like there’s multiple of him which is a world I do not want to live in.
@@kowhaifan1249 why?
@@kenziebalhatchet3918 the world would end
he is too powerful
Ya know Noita, that game where a meta strat is to get ridiculously high and then morbidly overeat until you've become so powerful you can one-shot anything.
The Skyrim meme about eating food to restore health when you're out of potions is true...
sounds like nethack
I thought this the M.O. / main quotidian strat of most hominins these days? Minus the one-shotting everything bit. ☻
Morbidly? Morbius? it’s morbin time?? i think so.
@@notjoosh8616 no, shut
An Apple a day keeps the stevari away
an apple a day keeps the parantajahiisi away.
That would make eating apples everyday worth in real life even if you had allergies
An apple a day keeps the eldritch gods at bay!
An apple a day keeps the curses away
local alchemist gorges himself to several thousand times reasonable stomach capacity, claims it 'makes him do more damage' before committing mass slaughter
Only gets like 35x larger
Noita be like "In gonna do what's called a nikocado avocado move"
"Local witch overdoses on Slime, kills god"
"eats god"
I'm just imagining this eldritch beast crawling the depths. It's power grows as it gorges itself on the corpses of the fallen. I imagine, irl, the Noita would become this bloated terrible beast of gluttony.
so basically yo mom
the noita will one day become the gaping dragon
@ilove bigbrother except for the gods bit
Caseoh emerging from the depths
Literally aldrich
This is just a much more visceral version of kirby. An eater of worlds who gorges himself on the corpses of the fallen to add to his gluttonous lust for power
Note to self: If Fury ever invites me to a "buffet," be careful a) that the buffet doesn't consist of slime and blood and b) that he doesn't eat my body. Might need to bring my own food...
i mean, you're already bringing your own food by going to a Fury buffet...
This entire run is just “Blood for the Blood God”
BLOOD FOR KHORNE
I think it would be a fun mod idea to store all the stuff you ate and still full on a list and if you die with more than 200% fullness you explode in everything you ingested in those 200%+
This sounds hilarious I wish it was a thing
It's like you had an actual gun, and you were just murdering some monsters
Fury being a psychopath for 40 minutes straight
"Kinda blood and kinda snack. Come on, it's bloodsnax."
Bugsnax reference in 2024 is crazy
@MerelyFlowers Bugsnax my beloved
38:17 wow, that was a pure skill right there, one touch of the cursed rock = end of the video
Why? Cursed rock oneshot u, when u under the polymorphine?
@@dobrn4005 Normal polymorphine yes but he was under chaotic polymorphine
@@ChromePyramid thx 4 the answer
@@dobrn4005 not really, just deals big amount of damage and mobs usually have small hp bar
@@picklesoul6511 Понятно
Pretending the Coal Pits is Nickelodeon Studios in the 90s.
Unlike Nickolodeon Studios, the Coal Pits doesn't have a predator (besides the hungry Fury, but that's the other kind of predator.)
at ~39:52, the phantom that you killed created a smiley-face of gold nuggets. :D
Yes
It's so funny how it's called "eat your vegetables", but what you end up eating is everything but. Blood, corpses, random liquids on the floor, mold-like fungus, very healthy diet
i cant imagine how much fun fury had with recording this video
baba is you
game is fun
Didn’t drink the lava lake disappointed
Sandwich make me strong!
the first time I beat the game was with this combo of perks. by the end of the game, I got to 5000% eat and 1-hit the final boss, very cool
Ah yes, when drinking an entire lake is a viable strategy
the weird thing wiith the chasm boss is that the first time i went over there i grabbed the orb and went back to the mines without any kind of problem?? the guy didn't spawn at all, but every other time i've gone there he's showed up
They changed its spawn conditions a lot of times before finally settling on the current triggers.
just recently got a seed with iron stomach in the second mountain, and a flask of mana, so i went up and filled the tree lake and also the fish lake with mana and ate it, got 10000+ seconds, and also got eat your veggies at mountain 3
The gods are proud of your tenacity and taste
Consume the V E G E T A L
You should do a video where the intro just doesn’t stop and he keeps hammering for like 10 minutes
2:12 it's me!
Wow. Mukbang videos have really gone to the next level.
This whole run is about eating vegetables, drinking vitamins and healthium medicine.
Nice ;D
vegetable moment
This should be renamed "Noita cuisine tour"
also there should be a mod that plays "Time to say goodbye" when you enter the final chamber. I'd make it myself but I am an idiot
Runs like this are the reason why I love Noita.
“Lets not eat the gunpowder”
Kids, eating your veggies make you strong not only in Noita but in real life too.
But meat is also good. (No offense to people who don’t eat meat I just don’t think too many kids that are reading this like to munch on tofu) meat has protein.
@@josephdavison4189 Yes
my go to strat is iron stomach and then sprinkling some concentrated mana in the lake and having a few sips.
Noita, where being an obscenely obese and gluttonous cannibal wizard is pretty much the meta.
Fury gives good life lessons!
40:03 ''I'm eating your mother'' ... Well. This sounds like good ol' xbox days past, sheesh
TLDR: Fury goes to the pantry to get a yummy snack
God the concept of this run is so funny but disturbing
How is it disturbing
I can imagine the inhabitants of the mines just being terrified as some dude covered in all sorts of stuff and bloated asf eating their friends and drinking their blood
14:03 - Something about the emphasis you put on 'Snacks.' killed me.
Bodies, Slime and Blood as alternative to veggies. Good that u see it the same way as i do Fury.
"I'm sorry John, I was so hungry."
42:35 It depends. Some lava is more solid than liquid and vice versa.
I drink, therefore I am.
It's so weird seeing the game without 100+ mods installed after playing 80 hours of modded Noita. I struggle to tell what things are base game or from mods.
I don't think I've ever once had one of those alchemy stations left untouched by the time I got there. It's usually destroyed or there's a fire mage there and he won't leave Peacefully, resulting in the destruction of that area
I feel like this is how Eldritch gods are come to be
i just have one word for this video.
Consume
This is a one man zombie apocalypse
one man body apocalypse
Me having a weird guess why does Noita has to eat something? Than I come across this insane vid xD
Did you figure out all this stuff on your own? Like the mystery fungus and stuff?
Yeah. You should watch some of the videos in my "Noita Secrets..." playlist. I've been covering the alchemy and all of the secrets in this game since the very first day of early access almost 2 years ago. That's what I do.
I know I'm a bit too late to this video but if you reroll once in 3rd holy mountain for iron stomach and reroll 4 times in 4th holy mountain you get both fungal disease and more blood perks in this seed, gotta pick up fungal disease first and more blood second though
I wonder if it is possible to fungal shift gold into something else and whether it affects the end-game screen where everything turns to gold
Fellas, you ever eat so much slime that you gain the ability to telefrag GOD?
one can only imagine how terrified the poor hisi are.
you know its a FuryForged video if you see a wizard looking dude hopping everywhere
I'm realizing that Fury eating all of that slime gave the same vibe as a Matt Stonie video.
Wow, Ukko in less than a minute. This is gonna be a fun seed.
12:04 the mental image of a wizard slurping up a fuck load of slime to the point that their stomach is over 2000% full is both a bit horrifying but at the same time one of those "Someone's kink" moments. XD
In order to get satiated you just need to get close to a blood or beer pond (that you can make by spraying the potions on the ground)
*some useful information the game never tells you*
15:56 POV: you took vampirism
I thought I was weird for always thinking "gonna have a little blood snack" while playing, but it looks like that's standard for people who play noita
"I'm gonna eat your body" might replace it at this point
imagine having a huge weird fungus farm that's been growing since the start of a long run then fungal shifting it all into healthium
Driven by hia insatiable hunger, the alchemist activated thee true knowlage. In his final second he only just realized he couldnt eat gold.
trying this seed right now and in the first holy mountain there's a delayed spellcast instead of the long distance cast, I just got pranked
SO wait, you can become immune to the effects of polymorphine as long as you've eaten it with iron stomach? or is there some extra nuance here i'm missing?
Considering he still got morphed, it’s hard to say
Someone finally did a Noita mukbang
* *gross sounds of eating on Ukko with shitstone sprinkles all over* *
"-M! m! m. That one is good, what they added in here?"
Aw, you could grabbed teleporting cast and done chainsaws and literally never physically saw a living enemy ever again, right after Snowy Caverns.
Veggietales are angry at you
16:24 19:10 toddlers when they open the household cleaning materials' drawer:
Once i used eyv but I didn’t get satiated at all and starved
What a crazy and cool run. I'm new to Noita and didn't know that the hunger bar made you so powerful.
Well, it's three years late, but the precursor recipe is chaotic poly, rotten meat, and water.
That Spark Bolt encompasses happy Pride/Wrath Month quite well.
Sometimes monsters try to eat you. And sometimes you EAT them.
Fury not taking the healthium flask right away rose my anxiety levels on new territories
25:05 and this, for those of you who don't know, is how it feels to play starter pistol Maya with cloud kill in borderlands 2
Lmao 'Eat'cho bodies' killed me.
It becomes even better with concentrated mana and sea of water spell (Also at 21:25 it was alcohol)
no, alcohol is the effect you get when drinking Alchemical Precursor
FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE DECEASED!!!!!!!!
i was dealing some trillion damage with a projectiles to power spell.
i was using my luminous drill machinegun with bouncy spells perk to create thousands of particles first and then switch to main wand with projectiles to power. instant kill on everything if you use the luminous drill beforehand for a few seconds until the game starts to lag from all the particles. then you deal *much* damage
-Uh... square barrier into spells to power with this didn't cross your mind?- nevermind you found it twice lol
Yum sand with the blood of my enemies blood to wash it down. I'm getting hungry already
Imagine this: the more you eat, the bigger you get. at 5000% you'd be like, the size of the entire mines biome, only like 1% of you is visible on screen...
How about the camera also zooms out farther the bigger you get?
I cannot be the only person who didn't know there was a way to play like this
I think I missed the reason for him to need to have so much concentrated mana duration, it's just because withouit the wand would have not shooted as fast as he wanted because of mana lacking?
i think he just did it because he could
Eat Your Veggies makes people say some weird things
I took gamble on floor one and ended up EYV and some other random thing. I almost gave up on the run after traveling through the 3rd floor on 1 hp most of the time, but then I got iron stomach and ofc the hisii base is loaded with blood so I just got up to about 1200 saturation and one-shot my way to the boss.
fury, the alchemic thing that makes midas is really easy for this seed. water, chaotic poly, and rotten meat. theres both of the liquids in the lil potion shop in lvl one
I cant stop playing this game, GOD ROUGELIKES ARE ADDICTING... and painfull, like this game but is still so GOOD
Feeling kind of hungry after watching this.
Blood for the FuryForged!
FuryForged
, does that eyes appers connetcted to an eye puzzle?
what eye.
@@mrShift_0044 when shift appears, there is eyes just like in eye puzzle
@@AnarantShowONE No, but there is an eye puzzle in the fungal caverns if you go far enough.
*[THE GODS ARE AFRAID]*
is a warp cast, the spell is diffrent
and not small teleport, but a teleport bolt. the same seed... oh well
15:06 need more emphasis on the "pre" in precursor
Vegetoid is proud