Oddly enough, I actually went through the entire game and didn't get any of these glitches, except the game did have trouble understanding me when I was trying to climb a mountain.
Same here! Literally the only problems I had was sometimes getting stuck on the machines when trying to jump over them, or trying to climb mountains and finding the ledges and the yellow spots to climb. Everything else played flawlessly.
Was I the only one who thought Rost was going to accidentally drop baby Aloy in the beginning? Edit: Holy shit I forgot about this comment and just now found it 3 years later.
I experienced only one glitch in the entire game, but it was a bad one. I had just destroyed a massive bandit camp with perfect stealth and strategy, and was casually robbing some bodies before killing the last man standing and completing the mission, when Aloy got stuck in a fence. Forever. I had to reset the mission. :(
I remember watching this when I first played Horizon almost 3 years ago. Never got any of those glitches. Even played it a second time and still couldn't find any glitches.
Lol the only thing I've noticed about it is that it resets every time her hair comes back on screen. Which is a little bit funky in dialogue scenes but not really anywhere else
You forgot about the spinning stormbird, now that one is hilarious! I also one time sniped an Eclipse grunt and pinned his corpse to a cargo container behind him, his neck was stretched out in all sorts of funny ways lolol.
Wow how lucky you must be. I experiences bugs and glitches all the time like they love me. If only I were paid to find bugs, I'd actually be pretty rich.
Fardin Kahn Too bad it happens no matter what console or game I play... And it doesn't bug only on my consoles, I play on my friends ps4 pro and it bugs. They personally have never seen a bug in hzd but I ran into 5 in under an hour.
I'm 90+ hours in the game and have only experienced 2 very minor locations getting stuck in some rocks, but these glitches are absolute gold ! Hilarious ! Lol ! 🤣
2:33 Ally: What is this? Am I being taken into All-Mother's care? Have I been chosen? Am I being reunited with my mother? Am I fr- *ARRRRRGHHHHHHH!* ( *SpLaT* )
Really? 60 hours in and I've seen a few of these alongside some other silly errors, but ya know what? Its a new IP, they have time to clean it up, and the issues are whatever. Excited for HZD's future
I played through the game twice already. First time I found the flying herb and the floating felled Grazer. The second playthrough I shot a goose out of the air. I watched where it fell and went to go loot it. When I got to it, it was spinning around on the ground. It was spinning for five minutes before it stopped
I haven't laughed hard in a while. Thank you. Lucky for me I've only experienced one machine break dancing and one random machine part out of place stuck in the air in the entire game.
Watching this video made me remember a few funny (and frustrating) moments and glitches that I encountered. I once couln't enter Daytower gate because the corruptor had killed all the guards on the wall so there was nobody left to open the gate xD And a spacing Stormbird that got stuck in a rock, that was another favorite, together with just innocently walking into Carja territory for the first time and immediately getting spotted and killed by a Stormbird just because some dumb Carja decided to attack the damn machine xD
I once fought a couple of longlegs on a plateau. With one left i charged up a couple of tearblast arrows moving sideways to take away its chest. I aimed, let loose and because i was moving sideways the entire time i happened to hit a tree right in front of me which i crossed the second my finger slid off the trigger. Not only did that cut my health by 2/3's, but the impulse also sent my flying of the plateau and fall to my death. I still remember that white light and the sound of it charging up waaay too close to me and thinking 'i fucked this up'.
The only bugs I've encountered are: -levitating objects like plants or dead machines -in the Frozen Wilds, the fireplace located at the hunting grounds doesn't appear on the map -getting stuck in places and not being able to get out -in at least one place, you get teleported to the last save location for exiting the playable area, but you receive no warning
This made me laugh way too hard. Also, I feel left out. None of these crazy awesome things happened to me in my Horizon experience, except getting stuck once. :'(
It happened to me today, I was like “meh it’s just one large chicken” then as soon as I make it explode, crocodiles crawl out of the water, glinthawks fly down, and a far away sabertooth starts shootin
The only big glitch I have had so far is when I was fighting a stormbird, I used the ropecaster to tie it down, when suddenly it glitches and his head gets stuck into the ground and it starts spinning in circles at fucking hundred miles per hour, my charger walks up near it only to get hit and be sent flying like 20 feet away, it was a like a giant metal tornado of death I just stood back and shot arrows at it till he somehow unglitched itself....the look on its face, it looked more scared then I was.
Oddly enough, I actually went through the entire game and didn't get any of these glitches, except the game did have trouble understanding me when I was trying to climb a mountain.
MorganW 893 true. Its hard to look for the ledges on where to climb
MorganW 893 me either perfectly fine!!!
MorganW 893 i know right!
I mean one of the best developed games so far in 2017
Me too
Same here! Literally the only problems I had was sometimes getting stuck on the machines when trying to jump over them, or trying to climb mountains and finding the ledges and the yellow spots to climb. Everything else played flawlessly.
This is just Gaia program going wrong because of the corruption, guys :p
*just edited the invented italian-english word lol sorry
IKR😆😆😆😆😆
Apple would say that
I iz not no ur big fance wordz
yes!
Lol
Was I the only one who thought Rost was going to accidentally drop baby Aloy in the beginning?
Edit: Holy shit I forgot about this comment and just now found it 3 years later.
James O'Neil I thought it was part of the glitch.
James O'Neil I thought he would as well
i did too!!! hahahaha
James O'Neil dude I was excited
James O'Neil no u r not
I experienced only one glitch in the entire game, but it was a bad one. I had just destroyed a massive bandit camp with perfect stealth and strategy, and was casually robbing some bodies before killing the last man standing and completing the mission, when Aloy got stuck in a fence. Forever.
I had to reset the mission. :(
I got stuck under a thunderjaw yesterday and had to kill myself
:(
K. Al dude just make sure u have the skill where u can call the mount anytime and then go on the mount then ur good
Dats tuff
arghhhhhh
50h+ in the game Horizon and I haven´t found any glitches...
Mário Palma what have you been doing for 50 hrs wth. I completed the game it took a week approx 30hrs.
Bros , no glitches found in the ENTIRE GAME OR DLC
@@sednevid7964 it doesn't take 30 hours including the snow wilds or something like that
@@madisontucker9484 2 years I don't even remember what I meant there
Nah I found some of them
2:40 even aloy is like: "Wtf is happening?"
Lol she's shrugging whilst in mid-air, love this
Then dies im suprisness
2:36 I love how Aloy is looking around like omg I'm jesus
*Proceeds to fall:* Not today
Aloy: **gasps** "I _am_ the All-Mother."
Physics: **re-enters the chat** "Nope."
When the road runner moment ends.
I thougt exactly the same, she turned into Jezus
The mount can't enter so enter the mount #Genius
😂
😂 😂
Haha lol lmao
🤣🤣
Thok : Dad im not a kid anymore!
😂
Moojo Joe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol ikr
How is this funny
😆😆😆😆😃
How that funny
0:30 when you've been an outcast for too long
Underrated
I didn't have any glitch in my game but now I want them 😂
Me too 😂
The floating enemies? The floating health? getting thrown far? I had Olin doing a death grip attack dance as well.
I had the infinity fall outside the map when I played the DLC. So, it's still current for some of these glitches.
No llames a la mala suerte
I had glitches in my game tho lol...
1:45 is the best part!
Matthew Jaylord agreed 😂😂
Matthew Jaylord AGREED
Yup
Matthew Jaylord Definitely!
I laughed so hard at this part 😂😂😂
wtf the the last bug.. You're awesome xD.
I remember watching this when I first played Horizon almost 3 years ago.
Never got any of those glitches. Even played it a second time and still couldn't find any glitches.
Not enough big youtubers play this game.
not needed. It sold more copies in 2 weeks than any other game in the past.
Frans van Terwisga Yup! 2.6 mil
you need to clarify that. It sold more copies than any new IP from sony in 2 weeks.
But I really was interested in the story, but every famous RUclipsr just skipped it in their videos.
Иван Станислав Федоров So? Just watch someone.
2:34 Aloy's reaction is just priceless
3:17 LOOK AT ALL DOSE CHICKENS!
Nice Vine lol
MAH GET THE PROXIMITY BOMBS, WERE HAVIN GEESE FOR DINNER
They're geese!
@Triple 4 I'm obviously joking man, its whatever
Their chickens if you believe lol
7:06 Horizon: Zero Dawn was a lot more progressive than I remember
It's year 3xxx after all. Gender doesn't mean a thing.
@@KoKoYoung yess HAAHAH
There's also an NB character named Jeneve in Sunstone 😳👌
And the line "dad i'm not a kid anymore" makes it even betterr😂😂😂
I'm 80 hours into the game and the only glitch I've noticed is the flying herbs. :(
I WANT TO SEE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deskas Andreas I beat it in about a week, right after the first patch came out, I only ever saw flying herbs too. They've probably fixed most by now
i stuck in the mountain once thats all xD
Deskas Andreas Seen a couple of glitches of dead bots dancing.
Wtf people are now complaining that the game doesnt have enough glitches? LOL Play Mess Effect Andromeda
LOL. Glitches are fun.
1:48 is so funny i cant breathe
3:34 *Shoots arrow* Weeeeeee!
You're gonna make me die
I know how to replicate this. You shoot someone as they stand up. Like, the FRAME that they begin to stand up.
4:53 never heard anything more beautiful
Thanks for brightening my day! This is so funny, your added soundovers really made the thing come alive! More please!
*Can we all agree that Alloy's hair physics is the most weirdest thing in this game?*
YES
Lol the only thing I've noticed about it is that it resets every time her hair comes back on screen. Which is a little bit funky in dialogue scenes but not really anywhere else
I can't believe the Lion king never came to my mind LOL
spoc1989 I can’t like cause it’s at 69
7:13 "Arana." I just... can't... 😂🤣
1:31 "good job your a mountain now"
You forgot about the spinning stormbird, now that one is hilarious! I also one time sniped an Eclipse grunt and pinned his corpse to a cargo container behind him, his neck was stretched out in all sorts of funny ways lolol.
The last part.. dafuq?? XD
CCXJack 21 No, the predator part...dafuq!
Every part was WHAT THE FUCK!? xD
Lavallion Legend u right :D
Ikr hahahahhaa
CCXJack 21+ That beginning part.. Dafuq? We are allowed to rip-off lion king now?
5:08 aaah the flying grazer. It also happened to me.
Lion King homage isn't a fail lol, it's a legacy. #hakunamatata
4:52 wow, that literally killed me.
Then you literally died?
In 70 hours i dont have any bug
IoI
Same and that includes almost everyone I know who played this game
Wow how lucky you must be. I experiences bugs and glitches all the time like they love me. If only I were paid to find bugs, I'd actually be pretty rich.
Trick-or-Santa that's strange.. Maybe it might be your specific disks.. I literally platinumed this game and it ran as smoothe as a silk
Fardin Kahn Too bad it happens no matter what console or game I play... And it doesn't bug only on my consoles, I play on my friends ps4 pro and it bugs. They personally have never seen a bug in hzd but I ran into 5 in under an hour.
Espartano 301 well i have lot of em.. from stuck inside the wall to vibrating corpses
I'm 90+ hours in the game and have only experienced 2 very minor locations getting stuck in some rocks, but these glitches are absolute gold ! Hilarious ! Lol ! 🤣
1:30 "can't enter this location" OH YES I CAN
This just hurts me as a horizon zero dawn player 😂
that last one cracked me up
#FF0000AnubisFace I am not a kid anymore!
I honestly never experienced a single glitch during my single playthrough from beginning to platinum. These are hilarious though
I'm still laughing over the last one!
2:33
Ally: What is this? Am I being taken into All-Mother's care? Have I been chosen? Am I being reunited with my mother? Am I fr-
*ARRRRRGHHHHHHH!*
( *SpLaT* )
Lmao played through the entire games and never had fuck ups like these😂😂😂
Really? 60 hours in and I've seen a few of these alongside some other silly errors, but ya know what? Its a new IP, they have time to clean it up, and the issues are whatever. Excited for HZD's future
@@JoshMarshain Experienced no bugs at all in my first playthrough. Take a look at Cyberpunk now xD
The last one was Gold. How does that even happen.
PS. Can't wait for the sequal
If we can't have flying mounts I ain't buying it
3:31 ME AT 2 A.M
So at 2 am you start breakdancing while breaking all your bones? That must hurt
@@Ricardo-gf7ts hahaaaa haa yes!!! 😂😂😂😂😅
@@Ricardo-gf7ts its just a meme🎭
Teb:"and my thoughts go with"
Dead robot: boabapnaoabaobssjbsi breakdancing or having a malfunction.
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 okay that one really got me.
Baglagagumbimaimadthjddtjiigf
The lion king horizon style
4:40 this is Final Fantasy 15 lol 😄
1:10 It's itching. XD
Pls lmfaoooooo
I played through the game twice already. First time I found the flying herb and the floating felled Grazer. The second playthrough I shot a goose out of the air. I watched where it fell and went to go loot it. When I got to it, it was spinning around on the ground. It was spinning for five minutes before it stopped
I haven't laughed hard in a while. Thank you. Lucky for me I've only experienced one machine break dancing and one random machine part out of place stuck in the air in the entire game.
*"DAD, I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE, JUST A BUGED NPC"*
6:56 where did you get that from
I'm so glad this video exists, I've honestly experienced so many glitches in both of the Horizons games and now it's just hilarious
Lucky me, I've never had any of these or other glitches. I loved every minute of the 100+ hours I played this gem!
The added sound effects were on fleek
6:31 today I finished the game so I played this scene too and I also tried to put the weapon on the table and the same thing happened. 😂😂😂
same
Watching this video made me remember a few funny (and frustrating) moments and glitches that I encountered. I once couln't enter Daytower gate because the corruptor had killed all the guards on the wall so there was nobody left to open the gate xD And a spacing Stormbird that got stuck in a rock, that was another favorite, together with just innocently walking into Carja territory for the first time and immediately getting spotted and killed by a Stormbird just because some dumb Carja decided to attack the damn machine xD
I've only had 1 glitch
It was nearly identical as 1:21
Attacked by the corruptor
Try to escape
Got stuck
and fell
Corruptors
Fucking assholes are way harder to kill than deathbringers
TPG e
Radiation true, fighting a death bringer isn't actually that hard at all, on its own that is
TPG It happened to me too
I once fought a couple of longlegs on a plateau. With one left i charged up a couple of tearblast arrows moving sideways to take away its chest. I aimed, let loose and because i was moving sideways the entire time i happened to hit a tree right in front of me which i crossed the second my finger slid off the trigger. Not only did that cut my health by 2/3's, but the impulse also sent my flying of the plateau and fall to my death.
I still remember that white light and the sound of it charging up waaay too close to me and thinking 'i fucked this up'.
1:00 : SORS DU CHAMPS MICHEL !
4:50 : NINJA !
Hello fellow french
The only bugs I've encountered are:
-levitating objects like plants or dead machines
-in the Frozen Wilds, the fireplace located at the hunting grounds doesn't appear on the map
-getting stuck in places and not being able to get out
-in at least one place, you get teleported to the last save location for exiting the playable area, but you receive no warning
1:16 I cannot stop laughing
I like that you included credits for each clip rather than simply taking them.
This made me laugh way too hard.
Also, I feel left out. None of these crazy awesome things happened to me in my Horizon experience, except getting stuck once. :'(
The machines flipping over was really funny 😂
Yup been there done that heheheheheh
Ok, this just made my day. The sound effects are hilarious.
Funny how glitchy the game can be. Mine was rather stable during my runs.
0:32 walking around and thinking x5
So crazy to see this stuff I never had a single glitch in my game..
This video makes me sad cuz i completed the game😭😭
Why dont all the big youtubers play this man
1. That audio for the rag dolls is gonna be my ring tone
2. That last clip 😂
@3:42 had me laugh way too loudly
Me too xD Idk why it was so funny in the first place, but still I laughing when I look back on that part XD
Zophier I do that all the time so it made sense lol
Zophier YOLOOOO!
Don't need to put @ when you're telling the time
It happened to me today, I was like “meh it’s just one large chicken” then as soon as I make it explode, crocodiles crawl out of the water, glinthawks fly down, and a far away sabertooth starts shootin
Lion king at the beginning lol, nice one m8
4:52 😹😹 love it
3:05 It got me when the person playing started dancing along 😂
This whole video was so good XD
3:00 LMAO
😂😂😂😂
That last glitch with the voice swap was really the best! I gotta go back and try to see that one.
1:09
Charger : My time is come Baby !
I can’t with the sound effects at 3:31 like I’m lowkey dying 😂
have never experienced a single glitch in any of my gameplay.
The 3:44 “run” clip got me good, lol! 😂
When you are on ultra hard and you see this
1:54 when nature fight back
that first scene made me cry thanks for adding the lion king 2 opening theme :)
(not being sarcastic)
I love bugs! this video made my day, ahahahahaha!
Kokoster I'm sure you loved assassin's creed unity
Thanks for making me laugh. Didn't skip the ad lol
I dont have any buggs!! Game of the year 2017!!!
300 hours and i only encounter 1 funny bug hahaha, i love this video!
Best graphics , best storyline best sounds ...simply perfect game
Playing this again recently, and I got the EXACT same leg glitch on the exact same guard at 2:53. Immediately remembered this video. XD
I did not know aloy can fly
LMAO at all of the break dancing machines, and at Alloy's magical floaty moment followed promptly by splatty death lolololol
3:53 A troll developer trap
Oh my god made me laugh especially with the tree flipped the watcher n the Broadhead humped the tree 😂😂x
4:40 final fantasy xv xD
Franco Maldo point warping to a whole new level
Aloy is noctis's half-sister
Lol, the opening, i really thought Rost would trip and drop the baby off the cliff when he raised her up and be like 'my bad'😂
At 0:13 I thought of the lion king
That last one killed me 😂😂
only glitch i have ever noticed is at 4:00.....and the voices swap at the end......
The only big glitch I have had so far is when I was fighting a stormbird, I used the ropecaster to tie it down, when suddenly it glitches and his head gets stuck into the ground and it starts spinning in circles at fucking hundred miles per hour, my charger walks up near it only to get hit and be sent flying like 20 feet away, it was a like a giant metal tornado of death I just stood back and shot arrows at it till he somehow unglitched itself....the look on its face, it looked more scared then I was.
This is golden 😂 I laughed a good 5 minutes at this!
5:14 i found this bug, and i used a 'horse' to climb it
The end made me crack up 😂