Against the grain of dystopic claims Not the thoughts your actions entertain And, you have proved to be A real human being And a real hero #advent #2018 #ashens
Th magic advent calendar was brought on and Stuart was enlightened. The man could now understand spells and his first magical words:"Must Must" summoned weather beasts for a spot of light wind
@@Whigu oh no, Christmas Disappointment is different from every day disappointment. Christmas Disappointment only comes once a year...now That's Disappointing.
Dear Mother, The weather is still cold. Today I took yesterday's chocolate pebble and today's proper chocolate truffle and gave them to some young children in the village. They asked me when Ha`ng would be able to play with them again. I told them never. They cried, Mother. No one had explained death to them before. Lovingly Yours...
Heisse Zitrone is not a tea. It's lemon juice and sugar, added to 60°C water (to not destroy the Vitamin C) and is traditionally given to sick people in Germany. Or in your case it's the instant version of it, which is basically sugar, vitamin C, and lemon taste to cover the horrendous sour/bitterness of the vitamin C.
Unbeknownst to them, the Pensioners Breakfast is actually full of Grassmask eggs, and soon they will be bursting from the chests of these two men to devour the forces of goodness.
I booted up stellaris before watching this and ominous music was playing throughout the beginning and i thought that was intentional for a hot sec when you said "must must" and that surely was an experience to behold
I'm gonna take a punt - for next year's iteration, Ashens will be full slap head bald. The fronts been creeping away for a while, but today I noticed he's got a bald spot at the back too. It's curtains when they both appear and start racing toward each other. RIP Ashens hair. It will be missed by many.
Day 10, and the plans of the Overlords finally begin to come into focus - the magic calendar each day serving as a cryptic warning of the horrors to come (such as swollen red balls, sudden extreme poverty, and of course the final collapse of entropy). Meanwhile, Daniel's body continues it's journey to becoming a cauldron for the final ritual, each of the many powders slowly mixing inside hisself until he finally becomes the Avatar of the Facial Leaf. What has begun can never be stopped. What is dead may never die. All Hail Grass Mask.
It translates to "Hot Lemon" and you usually Drink it with hot water when you have a Cold or throatache..... It's quite pleasant especially with fresh Lemon Not like a generall breakfast Thing though
Your revelation and the first coming of you and your almighty kin have been aknowledged, my lord. I thank you for -blessing- cursing this year with your Evil Presence.
Is the description a homage to the Drive movie.... Is this a tip of the hat to the Porsche calendar? Do you secretly like the porsche calendar? So many questions.
Instead of asking why they're not opening the forfeit calendar they haven't been opening for 7 days, why don't you go back to the last video they opened the playmobil calendar (Day 3) and WATCH IT TO THE END?
As disappointing as it has been, I feel like the Magic trick advent calendar is definitely the one to give a kid from this year's lineup... the Porsche and especially helicopter ones are too fiddly, and it's hard to judge the Pensioner's Breakfast one when they're not properly preparing any of it lol
Day 1-3: No lyrics Day 4: Louisiana - They Might Be Giants Day 5: This Wheel's On Fire - The Band Day 6: I'm Not Gonna Teach Boyfriend How to Dance With You - Black Kids Day 7: Russ Abbot Show Intro Day 8: Beds Are Burning - Midnight Oil Day 9: Irene Cara - What A Feeling Day 10: College - A Real Hero
it's a plastic replacement testicle, you know when your girl has yours but you still want to go out with the boys, slip in a Plastic Replacement Testicle.
I live in the US and we don't have advent calendars over here. But I can only assume its because chocolate isn't a rare treat anymore. These get a toy every day style things seem more appealing then have kids beg to open presents all the time over December
This is shallow and stupid of me but... what is up with Stuart's hair? Is he wearing a skull cap, did he cut it really close on the temples or is it just the lighting?
the GrassMasks have taken up station behind the boys, they're piled up all around and in the little christmas tree and on the buildings in the background, they are amassing for the FINAL ATTACK!
Be grateful that the Porsche seats came pre-assembled with the interior. Snapping the seats into place is often one of the more annoying fiddly bits with the screw-together diecast kits. Like, it's one of those things where you think you have done it right but then you put the "completed" interior down and the seats fall off.
Day 10 of the Minimalism challenge! (Reverse advent calendar) Today: 1. empty bottle of mylanta with not enough of a dosage inside. 2 and 3. Two expired first aid kits I got for free from OSU (Did they really think I'd be cutting myself that much... well being osu... sorry, that went dark.) 4. band-aids that look questionable, crispy and brown 5. Keychain bottle of spray sunscreen from Pride a year ago. 6. Expired eyedrop samples from community college 7. yet another toothbrush (I think I put these down and never pick them up again) 8. some lip gloss I hate that is probably expired. 9. Kaboodle you might see up for sale on my page because it has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic stickers on it. 10. Two bottles of manic panic that I'd love to use but probably won't.
IT'll be a peculiar phenomenon after that shit. It'll smell incredibly refreshong and interesting, like a teahouse got exploded by a citrus bomb, but the visuals will be unsettling to say the least.
Dan and Stuart will now forever be known as the fiddly screw buddies. That is canon.
L Blair no its KANONE
It is known.
Just as long as it isn't hentai I'm fine with that.
2:41 They're scissoring.
I like how they've just been eating the powder for all the tea mixes instead of pouring them in water
I agree lol
JLocke573 nobody has time for that
Why would anyone do that?
@@bucwhovian8305 to entertain us
@@bucwhovian8305 To rebel against tea-lovers worldwilde. They would gonna hate it anyway so why not anger the internet by consuming it the wrong way..
Th magic advent calendar was brought on and Stuart was enlightened. The man could now understand spells and his first magical words:"Must Must" summoned weather beasts for a spot of light wind
Christmas truly is the time for disappointment
Just like every normal day...
@@Whigu oh no, Christmas Disappointment is different from every day disappointment. Christmas Disappointment only comes once a year...now That's Disappointing.
@@RIXRADvidz Someone is getting the meta
Dear Mother,
The weather is still cold. Today I took yesterday's chocolate pebble and today's proper chocolate truffle and gave them to some young children in the village. They asked me when Ha`ng would be able to play with them again. I told them never. They cried, Mother. No one had explained death to them before.
Lovingly Yours...
I shall always remember this Christmas as the year Dan repeatedly injected raw tea into his face.
Heisse Zitrone is not a tea. It's lemon juice and sugar, added to 60°C water (to not destroy the Vitamin C) and is traditionally given to sick people in Germany. Or in your case it's the instant version of it, which is basically sugar, vitamin C, and lemon taste to cover the horrendous sour/bitterness of the vitamin C.
ankhtahr Well, at least Dan won't get scurvy even if all the other food kills him!
yeah that sounds similar to lemsip
Welp, ashens did mention lemsip
@@Lic021 Only without any Paracetamol or other pharmaceuticals in there.
The best part about filming all in 1 day is they just get crazier and crazier as it goes on
Today we start taking bets on what colour Dan's vomit will be on day 24
GREEN
A color which you can't tell what color it is
So.. Octarine?
And now it's only Ashens. As he has Killed Daniel
How did you guess the ending to my fan fiction novel.
As it was foretold. The truly faithful will be awarded the Brown Sofa. The unworthy will entertain the grass masks for their limited remaining time.
Water in your tea is for weaklings. Snort rails of your tea powder like a man!
I approve of this woman.
@@DarthPerkinsBut the real question is, am I Chef Excellence approved?
if this is the stuff I think it is, people I knew that were in the Army used to call this instant lemon powder tea "screech", and would do just that
@@rjc0234 That's kinda rad
Yes, give us "Eli's Dirty Pot" on Barshens, please!
Make it sound more suggestive..."Eli's Dirt Pot"
I heard that Fiddly Screw-Buddies, Dirty Pot, and Dan's Sweet Beard are all gonna be playing at Coachella.
If Dan wasn't married and Ashens wasn't a camera on a tripod with arms attached to the sides, these two would be my favorite gay couple.
Underrated comment
Unbeknownst to them, the Pensioners Breakfast is actually full of Grassmask eggs, and soon they will be bursting from the chests of these two men to devour the forces of goodness.
I booted up stellaris before watching this and ominous music was playing throughout the beginning and i thought that was intentional for a hot sec when you said "must must" and that surely was an experience to behold
I'm gonna take a punt - for next year's iteration, Ashens will be full slap head bald. The fronts been creeping away for a while, but today I noticed he's got a bald spot at the back too. It's curtains when they both appear and start racing toward each other.
RIP Ashens hair. It will be missed by many.
5:22 as soon as i saw Dan give Ashens this look I immediately started yelling "NO DAN NO NO NO DAAAAN NO" at my computer then proceeded to gag
In this episode:
Screwing,
Scissoring,
Dirty Pot and Dan's "Sweet Beard"
(also Dan Dies--Spoilers--)
Pretty much
That pot is starting to turn me off
Ashens: "Tsum Tsum backwards is Must Must." MIND BLOWN!
I wait all year for this it is always great
I don't think I'll ever be able to hear 'Joy to the World' again without expecting to hear a robotic Subscribe For More 😂
Day 10, and the plans of the Overlords finally begin to come into focus - the magic calendar each day serving as a cryptic warning of the horrors to come (such as swollen red balls, sudden extreme poverty, and of course the final collapse of entropy). Meanwhile, Daniel's body continues it's journey to becoming a cauldron for the final ritual, each of the many powders slowly mixing inside hisself until he finally becomes the Avatar of the Facial Leaf. What has begun can never be stopped. What is dead may never die.
All Hail Grass Mask.
It translates to "Hot Lemon" and you usually Drink it with hot water when you have a Cold or throatache.....
It's quite pleasant especially with fresh Lemon
Not like a generall breakfast Thing though
pensioner's breakfast makes sense though
So it is Lemsip then. Ashens was right.
@@Fledeye Well, not really. It does not contain paracetamol or anything like that - it is just instant lemon tea with added vitamin C and magnesium.
We are coming, our numbers will be millions, all will submit or burn. Behold the might of the grass masks!
🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘🍀☘
Your revelation and the first coming of you and your almighty kin have been aknowledged, my lord. I thank you for -blessing- cursing this year with your Evil Presence.
The harvest of omens will be a sight to behold indeed. Onwards my brothers.
Please, Great Lord Cthulhu...save your slaves from the Grass Mask tyranny!
None will stand in the way of the great grass mask revolution of 2018!
What am I missing with this joke?
I woke up at just the right time!
Your day will not get better than this. Go back to sleep.
Even the intermission music is German (Für Elise)... That is what I call attention to detail, if you go with a theme you may as well go all out.
Dan the madman, that was a huge swig of lemon-sugar dust!
Is the description a homage to the Drive movie.... Is this a tip of the hat to the Porsche calendar? Do you secretly like the porsche calendar? So many questions.
the alternatives are literally shit. So I don't see why the porsche wouldn't be a good calendar.
A real human bean
@@galliman123 and a real hero
Wow, ten days in, Ashens finally gets started on the damn car itself!
I believe the two of them just shared an indirect kiss.
How lewd
Well, they are Fiddly Screw Buddies now
Nerd3 trademark Lemon Death challenge.
Instead of asking why they're not opening the forfeit calendar they haven't been opening for 7 days, why don't you go back to the last video they opened the playmobil calendar (Day 3) and WATCH IT TO THE END?
Say what you will about his ability to put together a remote helicopter, Dan is a master with those scissors.
I love that he gulps down the dust, who needs water...
Is it weird that after all this time I'm still enjoying the Let Earth Subscribe For More joke?
Best episode of Fiddly Screw Buddies so far!
"It only took to day 10 to kill him"
No, bloody way, if we have to watch this, HE'S got to film them.
"Spicy as an old person's tea bag." Nerd Cubed 2018
That pensioner's breakfast is why Dan has the tongue ulcer.
That magic one is the most awesome.
Looking forward to Elis Dirty Pot, best thing that have come out of christmas so far, this year.
5:40 I wholeheartedly agree,Ashens
The food items in the Pensioner's Breakfast calendar are merely the ingredients needed to create a Grass Mask.
Dan is such a savage when it comes to those foodstuffs :D
Nice video guys. They are always enjoyable to watch
0:44 Now that is magic!
As disappointing as it has been, I feel like the Magic trick advent calendar is definitely the one to give a kid from this year's lineup... the Porsche and especially helicopter ones are too fiddly, and it's hard to judge the Pensioner's Breakfast one when they're not properly preparing any of it lol
NEW HIT SINGLE FROM ASHENS RECORDS! WHY IS ME BEARD SO SWEET!!!
Day 10 of the Harry Potter Advent Calendar. Got Moaning Myrtle. An interesting choice to put in...
Fan favorite for Harry's one true love, she is.
there are definitely more grass masks in the tree than there were yesterday
that tea sounds like those health salts that Big Clive came up with a couple years ago
Dan you mad bastard! These are funniest things everyday :)
Says must must,summons wind.
Thats real magic
May as well just change the channel name to Fiddly Screw Buddies now guys.
Dans face was priceless
Day 1-3: No lyrics
Day 4: Louisiana - They Might Be Giants
Day 5: This Wheel's On Fire - The Band
Day 6: I'm Not Gonna Teach Boyfriend How to Dance With You - Black Kids
Day 7: Russ Abbot Show Intro
Day 8: Beds Are Burning - Midnight Oil
Day 9: Irene Cara - What A Feeling
Day 10: College - A Real Hero
Is it bad that I've really been enjoying the porsche one? Quite jelly.
The sacrifice has been given to our grass masks overlords....long live the grass masks!!!
His beard predicted the future.
You should keep all the tea powder and at the end mic it up into some sort of super tea
Cutting all that reminds me I need card exactly like that for something I have to make in my course unit. I'm jealous.
I can't understand how you guys haven't been invited into RUclips's Creator's for Change program!
SAUER MACHT LUSTIG!
I got that joke
Testicles don't open Stuart..... if yours do, you should seek medical attention....
it's a plastic replacement testicle, you know when your girl has yours but you still want to go out with the boys, slip in a Plastic Replacement Testicle.
Hey on the bright side, Nurdcubed's turd will now be lemon scented. LOL
1:57, Stuart's spot on Alec Guinness.
Watch Dan is actually allies with the grass mask
Very cool shirt Dan, Snoopy rules.
how hard would it be to make the drinks
Mr. Bombastic
With a testicle made of plastic
Does a magic trick
With half a -hey, lunch is ready!
I wish they would read out all of the german texts, it just sounds so funny
Does the final window in the pensioner's breakfast calendar contain a couple of Imodium capsules?
only just noticed this,
there is a grass mask on the building behind dan.
GRASS MASK ARMY ADVANCE!
there's at least three in the mini christmas tree between them, I noticed one yesterday
and piled up all around the little christmas tree there's even one in it.!!! amassing for the FINAL ATTACK!!!!
They are present, always and everywhere. Behold and beware!
If Dan farts later on it'll be like Lemon air freshener
Giving the point to Stuart today, since the breakfast thing nearly made Dan sick.
I'm sorry but WHAT noise does Ashen make at 6:55 ?!
I can see the future, in the next episode they wont be able to put the helicopter together due to the cards order being mixed up
Dan is starting to crack up 😂
Who in the right mind would buy these calendars for their children over just regular chocolate ones?
I make my own... I refuse to spend money on this tat.
I live in the US and we don't have advent calendars over here. But I can only assume its because chocolate isn't a rare treat anymore. These get a toy every day style things seem more appealing then have kids beg to open presents all the time over December
Mark Nelson I always preferred the Lego ones so I can see what you mean.
Mark Nelson Yes we do, I see them everywhere
People who have kids with food allergies
Can “Day 10 percussion” become an actual tradition in these advents now? I’ll take part
Ah yes, another day with the fiddly screw buddies.
Today they were scissoring too.
I just realized there have been lyrics in the descriptions for different songs each video since like day 4.
He better drink something or his bowels are gonna have a bad time, lol.
This is shallow and stupid of me but... what is up with Stuart's hair? Is he wearing a skull cap, did he cut it really close on the temples or is it just the lighting?
that lemon thing is for when you are sick . its a hot coldrex kind thing .
No grass masks this time, but Dan had a close call with that powder. That's literally all I have to say.
the GrassMasks have taken up station behind the boys, they're piled up all around and in the little christmas tree and on the buildings in the background, they are amassing for the FINAL ATTACK!
I do wish they would further the grass mask story
Ah yes a magic weed stash.
Did you end up keeping the car and the helicopter?
should ball touch?
Be grateful that the Porsche seats came pre-assembled with the interior. Snapping the seats into place is often one of the more annoying fiddly bits with the screw-together diecast kits. Like, it's one of those things where you think you have done it right but then you put the "completed" interior down and the seats fall off.
What happened to the playmobilr calendar?
I demand to know where Lindt Chocolate Man is. i know he is here.
I'd like to believe they have a stack of the same shirt for everyday
Who else is waiting for Dan to finish that helicopter and accidentally hit ashens in the head lol!
Ashen is going to summon Cthulhu with his crappy magic set!
Dan and Stewart scissoring and screwing is what Christmas is all about
Day 10 of the Minimalism challenge! (Reverse advent calendar)
Today:
1. empty bottle of mylanta with not enough of a dosage inside.
2 and 3. Two expired first aid kits I got for free from OSU (Did they really think I'd be cutting myself that much... well being osu... sorry, that went dark.)
4. band-aids that look questionable, crispy and brown
5. Keychain bottle of spray sunscreen from Pride a year ago.
6. Expired eyedrop samples from community college
7. yet another toothbrush (I think I put these down and never pick them up again)
8. some lip gloss I hate that is probably expired.
9. Kaboodle you might see up for sale on my page because it has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic stickers on it.
10. Two bottles of manic panic that I'd love to use but probably won't.
IT'll be a peculiar phenomenon after that shit. It'll smell incredibly refreshong and interesting, like a teahouse got exploded by a citrus bomb, but the visuals will be unsettling to say the least.
Are German pensioners incredibly dehydrated or something? More than half the things so far have been stuff to drink.