The Internet Said So | EP 105 | Stocks, Hypnosis, Hijacking & Monkeys

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • In today's episode, the boys talk about what caught their attention this week - #Stocks, Hypnosis, Hijacking and Monkeys (again?). Find out what they're talking about and tell us what caught your attention this week in the comments below.
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Комментарии •

  • @thesujithkumar_
    @thesujithkumar_ 3 года назад +1033

    We need an entirely different series with just Kautuk narrating stories. Man got me so involved
    Edit: Guys we did it! The series is coming.

  • @James30106
    @James30106 3 года назад +287

    Kautuk is such a good storyteller that I listened to the whole thing with so much curiosity even though I have already watched the Kento Bento video. We need a history series with Kautuk narrating, Varun chirping in with his characters, Bawa going 'OH FUCK' and Aadar just being the eye candy. 😂

  • @Ringo-starrrr
    @Ringo-starrrr 3 года назад +108

    We all need a friend like Bawa who’ll suggest you a well researched stock and even make sure you buy it. Chef’s kiss.

  • @kani8390
    @kani8390 3 года назад +96

    "Bell bottoms" is the new "Do whuatevurr you want"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @ayanchoudhury6697
    @ayanchoudhury6697 3 года назад +150

    1:27:20 I felt like they were going to applause because I almost broke into applause after that beautiful narration. I could visualise a film as he told the story

    • @kabirbajaj7225
      @kabirbajaj7225 3 года назад +3

      neville kinda did clap i think haha

    • @beactivebehappy9894
      @beactivebehappy9894 2 года назад

      That’s the power of suggestion for you. He surely knows how to do it. but I felt it a bit slow paced even after increasing the speed to 1.5 X. And there were a lot of fillers and I have very short excitement span which I think is average for such stories

  • @bhavnakhokhar
    @bhavnakhokhar 3 года назад +498

    Now even all my personal stories start with "So Siddhi and I..."

  • @2kvw
    @2kvw 3 года назад +148

    Kautya is such a brilliant storyteller. I have a feeling he will make a great DM in a dungeons and dragons campaign!
    Love this episode boys!
    Also the first 3 minutes and #bellboddum by Varun are pure comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amit12354
    @amit12354 3 года назад +60

    There needs to be a separate episode on Hijacking stories. That was one hell of a compelling narration by KS.

  • @saiyoprat7385
    @saiyoprat7385 3 года назад +490

    You’re not a true TISS fan if you haven’t tried saying “Bell Bottom” in VARUN’s voice at least once 🙈😂

  • @prisonmike1218
    @prisonmike1218 3 года назад +55

    Going through a horrible break up. The first five minutes of the podcast singlehandedly made me forget about every pain in my life. Thanks a ton.

    • @hms1212
      @hms1212 3 года назад +8

      The Jan left , Hope you find your Holly now .

    • @salmansdriver9561
      @salmansdriver9561 3 года назад +9

      hang in there prison mike, sab theek hoyenga eventually ✨✨

    • @gurjotsingh3726
      @gurjotsingh3726 3 года назад +4

      Love fades away so does pain

  • @someshyv
    @someshyv 3 года назад +149

    Any person who still feels they dont know enough to invest or don't want to put in effort to learn. Just set up an SIP (systematic investment plan) in an index fund, if you believe the economy is going to grow, your money will grow too. You wont make more than the person who spends 3 hours a day picking stocks, but you won't lose money the way the individual stock pickers do.
    Also always look at markets as locally chaotic and globally stable and rising (talking about temporal axis), start early and reap the most benefits

    • @pranshuanand4560
      @pranshuanand4560 3 года назад +3

      Good for the developed markets. But in India there are still a lot of opportunities. Lot of young companies to invest in. I don't think it would be fare to the investors or the young companies, to just inflate an index.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +155

    If Aadar taught Economics,we’d be learning about the Bellbottom Curve.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +51

    1:27:19 KAUTUK’s Storytelling Skills are on point! He can really juggle multiple threads of a story and what an ending line! Really excited for the next book.

    • @sentiartist9501
      @sentiartist9501 3 года назад +4

      You are hypnotised

    • @nabeela_
      @nabeela_ 3 года назад +1

      dude i see your comments legit everywhere

    • @swaziga
      @swaziga 3 года назад +2

      @@sentiartist9501 😂

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад

      @@sentiartist9501 Nice one.

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад

      @@nabeela_ I was always everywhere. You just know my name.

  • @malhotraarsh
    @malhotraarsh 3 года назад +126

    An episode where you finally talk about shocking “stocks” trivia and your personal stories.

  • @sinhachetan
    @sinhachetan 3 года назад +14

    HOW GOOD DOES AADAR LOOK IN A BEARD!
    I'm simping over him sooooo hard!

  • @ogk2330
    @ogk2330 3 года назад +16

    Man, Kautuk has been having his moments! During this new format especially. Look forward to his stories every episode and haven’t been disappointed yet. MVP, if I may say so! Dude’s analysis skills are off the charts.

  • @srirampalanisamy4701
    @srirampalanisamy4701 3 года назад +77

    "Monkey just like Siddhi" and Kautuk laughed loudly. Now if Siddhi watches this podcast and sees him laughing at it, my man is dead.

  • @virendra9546
    @virendra9546 3 года назад +13

    58:09 deservingly one of the top 10 VT's impersonations of people or things (live, dead, animal in this case)
    Edit: 1:15:40 from now on, list includes planes also

  • @shreysrivastava7904
    @shreysrivastava7904 3 года назад +66

    Kautuk can start a channel like that of Dan Carlin's, his narration skills are really amazing.

    • @virajmhapsekar2977
      @virajmhapsekar2977 3 года назад +1

      But actually Neville is interesting to listen to

    • @bhavnakhokhar
      @bhavnakhokhar 3 года назад +1

      He should, I would 100% watch!

    • @jineshudani401
      @jineshudani401 3 года назад +5

      @@virajmhapsekar2977 Neville usually goes on multiple tangents and ain't as smooth as Kautuk.

    • @vrajeshh9192
      @vrajeshh9192 3 года назад +1

      @@virajmhapsekar2977 Even I Feel So Neville With Kautuks Narating Skills Would Be So Good

  • @durvashinde13
    @durvashinde13 3 года назад +49

    This episode has Kautuk, Bawa, Khilaadi Varun & some bearded hunk. Miss you, Aadar

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +46

    “He’s the Dunzo for the Zomato. And then he invariably becomes the Über.” - Varun Thakur, Commission Counter, 2021.
    This is the most Varun sentence ever 😂

  • @kani8390
    @kani8390 3 года назад +17

    It's been 5mins into the episode and I'm already loving today's vibe🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LJlight
    @LJlight 3 года назад +12

    Petition to always end with Kautuk...This man can make any story 10 times more interesting! Always ending on a high note🔥

  • @srushtithorat7934
    @srushtithorat7934 3 года назад +16

    05:37 OMG.... The Cadbury ad was awesome... I was literally revisiting that ad whole day again and again... Thankfully got over it somehow... But yeah... Kudos to Bawa♥️

  • @nicknile1
    @nicknile1 3 года назад +18

    Surprisingly today there was no Bhai reference.
    Also this podcast in one line would be "I invested in a monkey who hypnotised me to hijack a plane"
    Bellbottom!

  • @adityakalekar99
    @adityakalekar99 3 года назад +28

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Me: *keeps recalling and giggling at Varun's "bell bottom" during zoom lecture"

  • @avinashpawnday
    @avinashpawnday 3 года назад +34

    RIP Norm Macdonald
    Would love if you could do a segment talking about your famous jokes and moments of Norms life

  • @me.partha07
    @me.partha07 3 года назад +5

    Kautuk's Storytelling level is insanely epic!!! love to hear his stories... need more of such crazy stories in your episodes.. loved this episode!!

  • @jagrutijoshi6686
    @jagrutijoshi6686 3 года назад +6

    Kautak's storytelling skills are next level!

  • @sooraj6749
    @sooraj6749 3 года назад +9

    Kautuk narrating stories is just chumma, always gets me so involved

  • @idreeskanchwala
    @idreeskanchwala 3 года назад +4

    For any of you curious folks out there, The update that Bawa is Asking Kautuk @2:53 is to "Pay the Rent!!!"

  • @aashi_26
    @aashi_26 3 года назад +35

    Finally, we got to hear "Sidhi and I..."

  • @HarshalaRaj
    @HarshalaRaj 3 года назад +7

    Your podcast is a great stressbuster. And the first three minutes was hilarious .Bellbottom🤣

  • @rushabhgangar7148
    @rushabhgangar7148 3 года назад +5

    Kautuk's story telling keeps you hooked to the story even more ngl

  • @kritinjpaulraj
    @kritinjpaulraj 3 года назад +2

    The first line of this episode and I'm already laughing my ass off.🤣🤣

  • @YashGuptaPune
    @YashGuptaPune 3 года назад +3

    Hats off Kautuk! You should start a story telling show! F’ing amazing man! Loved that bit! Genius narrator

  • @abhijeetpattnayak1084
    @abhijeetpattnayak1084 3 года назад +13

    How TISS is sticking to their format every week is amazing....
    1. Bawa - Has no story still has content to speak for 30 mins..
    2. Kautuk - Best narrated story of the week (Side note: Kento Bento story in RUclips is incomplete, Kudos to Kautuk for completing it here...Nice)
    3. Adar - 1 confusing overlapping story
    4. Varun - Bell Bottom

  • @HarshaVardhanJ
    @HarshaVardhanJ 3 года назад +3

    Would be great if you guys could include time stamps in description for each topic.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +2

    50:57 Literally the plot of ‘Dunston Checks In’ minus the Hotel and a different species of primate.

  • @thanosbaba1
    @thanosbaba1 3 года назад +8

    I am an introvert and anti social person(not good at making friends), this show makes ne feel alive(takes off my anxiety) and positive vibes. makes me feel these guys are my friends.

  • @kabirbajaj7225
    @kabirbajaj7225 3 года назад +15

    i have only seen the title yet i will try to guess who will talk about what i think it would be fun
    monkeys - aadar (second guess - neville)
    hijacking - kautuk (second guess - varun)
    hypnosis - varun (second guess - kautuk)
    stocks - neville (second guess - varun)
    let's see how many are correct
    edit: damn i really know a lot about these guys don't i?

  • @agmusic3359
    @agmusic3359 3 года назад +2

    This new format is turning out to be soo good. Especially Kautuk's stories are too enthralling

  • @jayzachariah1971
    @jayzachariah1971 3 года назад +2

    Kautuk is the best story teller, just gets his audience completely interested in whatever he says.
    Thanks guys, never missed a single podcast

  • @abhinavjha8770
    @abhinavjha8770 3 года назад +10

    You guys need to do a review of Hera Pheri! With Aadar as Sunil Shetty and Varun as Akki!

  • @khanmubassira8303
    @khanmubassira8303 3 года назад +2

    You guys are funny😂😂❤️
    Maine Spotify sirf TISS podcast sunne ke liye hi download kiyaaaaa!!!
    Keep it up guysssss🧿🌻💛

  • @S.D.B07
    @S.D.B07 3 года назад +2

    Varun's Bell Bottom is catchy as hell. I can't stop saying it 😂😂🙌

  • @djthecompwiz
    @djthecompwiz 3 года назад +6

    When Neville said Kautuk ka 3 week old update, my first thought was, oh finally Kautuk paid the rent 😂😂

  • @navtejsingh977
    @navtejsingh977 3 года назад +5

    Who comes here for kautuk's stories ? This man is really good at it like Adar mentioned in some previous podcast. 👏

  • @siddharthkulkarni9313
    @siddharthkulkarni9313 3 года назад +5

    A huge shoutout to mah mahn COWTUK! Gets me hooked to all the crazy stories.
    Thank you all for keeping us sane during these times ❤️

  • @pooja67546464
    @pooja67546464 3 года назад +3

    Kautuk’s narration is amazing… love this new format

  • @mohitjaripatke1981
    @mohitjaripatke1981 3 года назад +2

    Around 1:00:00 mark, Neville mentions about the Hi Jack joke. Bell bottom has already done the exact joke in Kambakkht Ishq with Vindoo Dara Singh.

  • @Ayazz_Shah
    @Ayazz_Shah 3 года назад +3

    Kautuk is the best story teller.. He actually hypnotized us with his story telling and keeping us involved in the story.

  • @PushkarAmodkar
    @PushkarAmodkar 3 года назад +3

    0:47 Seriously... Whenever He says Bell Bottom in the movie, I remembered Varun's Impression XD
    36:35 this is the actual plot of the movie Drishyam XD

  • @blissfulbubble99
    @blissfulbubble99 3 года назад +4

    Looking at the harry potter bookset in the shelf behind Aadar just makes me sooo happy 💜💜

  • @beingsardaastic
    @beingsardaastic 3 года назад +5

    Hey Guys, can we have time stamps between stories? It will be easy to navigate through the video. Btw, amazing content 🙌🏻

  • @87-apurvamandwekar38
    @87-apurvamandwekar38 3 месяца назад

    Wow cannot belive it's alredy been 2 yrs for bellbottom and kautuk's advent of amazing stories...

  • @ichigo_7
    @ichigo_7 3 года назад +8

    Kautuk needs to start his own series, his narration gives me chills man!!!!!

  • @jaeenaik9880
    @jaeenaik9880 3 года назад +3

    I am going to buy hats to give Kautuk a hats off for his storytelling skills! ❤️

  • @aparajitamaiti5365
    @aparajitamaiti5365 3 года назад +2

    Kautuk is such an excellent storyteller, and I LOVE listening to stories. It's such a treat every week. 😍❤️

  • @hrishikeshvikhe9011
    @hrishikeshvikhe9011 3 года назад +10

    aadar slowly completing his transition to Rahul Dua

  • @utsavdebnath
    @utsavdebnath 3 года назад

    Loved the video. But I am still wondering about no acknowledgment by the other three when Neville said KATANA.

  • @atulya7845
    @atulya7845 3 года назад +14

    I thought "Kautuk alag lag rha hai" until I realized Aadar ne Kautuk ki daadhi chhaap li hai
    Edit: Chashma bhi

  • @vaishnavivaidyalingam6000
    @vaishnavivaidyalingam6000 3 года назад +1

    Mesmer and Animal Magnetism were the basis of modern day Psychoanalysis, which is also why Freud was extremely into that. The history and origin of Psychopathology / Abnormal Psychology is very interesting. Abnormal Psychology by Butcher (preferably 15th edition) is a great book if you are interested in this.

  • @sauravchhangani
    @sauravchhangani 3 года назад +1

    i love this random storytelling format keep it up

  • @subashs4131
    @subashs4131 3 года назад +14

    When would be the return of The Night Watchmen ipl stream with Chirag 🤔🤔

  • @durvashinde13
    @durvashinde13 3 года назад +6

    Varun should add ✨bell boDDom ✨ in his intro and outro and should now talk in Khilaadi accent

  • @kani8390
    @kani8390 3 года назад +3

    Kautuk Kautuk Kautuk.....
    Damnnn yaar,How do u do this everytime bro!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Hats off to you man!!❤️❤️🔥

  • @shreyachenni2635
    @shreyachenni2635 3 года назад +1

    14:57 Varun 'enacting' the maths calculation :D

  • @purvikmakadia5033
    @purvikmakadia5033 3 года назад

    When Kautuk tells a story, I close my eyes and listen. Just so "mesmerizing"

  • @dd_516_pranavd9
    @dd_516_pranavd9 3 года назад +2

    Kautuk : telling a crazy story
    Varun : somewhere lost and then again listening the story and then
    "1:15:40" is the most courageous thing paaji(✈️ )did 😂

  • @superrandom2165
    @superrandom2165 3 года назад +2

    *Kautuk Sir's storytelling is dope! Much love Sir*

  • @pr-Aj
    @pr-Aj 3 года назад

    Kautuk narrating stories is literally gold. Could be its own show, but love it as part of TISS as well!

  • @atreyeeray2717
    @atreyeeray2717 3 года назад +4

    Kautuk is an excellent narrator. This was awesome ❤️

  • @prathameshbarde7421
    @prathameshbarde7421 3 года назад +1

    Great story Kautuk....You are the master storyteller on TISS.....Respect!!!

  • @kunjalasher7974
    @kunjalasher7974 3 года назад

    I laugh at bell bottom EVERY SINGLE TIME!! Hilarious XD

  • @shubhangijain7126
    @shubhangijain7126 3 года назад +1

    Kautuk: amazing story teller knows how to Hook someone in.
    Bawa himself gets confused in the midst of the story even though he has a ton of knowledge.
    Varun is so excited to tell the story that he is in a hurry to tell the end lol. 🤣

  • @vinishgandhi701
    @vinishgandhi701 3 года назад +1

    Varun has the worst Akshay Kumar impression but still hilarious 😂 "Bell bottom"

  • @shraddhabunnan
    @shraddhabunnan 3 года назад +2

    Kautuk is a really good story teller! Gets you really invested.

  • @bhavnakhokhar
    @bhavnakhokhar 3 года назад +2

    5 seconds into the episode and i'm LOLing!

  • @jethwanidipti
    @jethwanidipti 3 года назад

    The first minute set the tone for the entire podcast! Too good. Thank you guys 😎

  • @banfool
    @banfool 3 года назад

    20:49
    Cowtuk: Jawar Puffs 🤣 got me

  • @shobhitparoha7518
    @shobhitparoha7518 Год назад

    these episodes and this format was pure gem 💎

  • @Anesto
    @Anesto 3 года назад +2

    Kautuk’s story was epic. Played out like a Netflix series

  • @akankshajames3099
    @akankshajames3099 3 года назад +2

    I am in love with Kautuk's narration.

  • @vinaynotnice
    @vinaynotnice 3 года назад

    3:30 Belbottom curve 😅
    Hope everyone got the timing of that joke on the first time 😂😂

  • @idreeskanchwala
    @idreeskanchwala 3 года назад +1

    Kautuk's Story telling Abilities, MAGNIFICIENT!

  • @daljitsingh3810
    @daljitsingh3810 3 года назад

    Thanx kautak for the spoilers i was waiting for him to do part 2

  • @AshwinNirantar
    @AshwinNirantar 3 года назад

    Loving the new format! Special shout-out for Kautuk. Great narration 🙌🏻

  • @mrigatrishnakalita1603
    @mrigatrishnakalita1603 3 года назад +1

    Kautuk should tell everyone's story......he's so good in storytelling ❤️❤️❤️

  • @rosh5397
    @rosh5397 3 года назад

    Wonderful narration by Kautuk. I could see a full fledged movie in my head. ❤️❤️

  • @prashantv666
    @prashantv666 3 года назад +2

    Has anyone wondered how a Samurai sword ended up in a plane.......maybe coz it's 1970 and no one gave a shit about safety 🤔...... Kautuk at his best..... Great job guys 👍🏻

  • @smritinair
    @smritinair 3 года назад +1

    Kautuk yaar! What a fascinating tale. I have never been so engrossed. To think someone pulled off a daring (I am sorry I know what they did was a criminal offense but it was daring) hijacking is beyond me. I am not sure if Kautuk has come across the NYT podcast and article called the Jungle Prince of Delhi. That was probably one of the best stories I’ve heard and read.

  • @KripaPanjari
    @KripaPanjari 3 года назад

    I watch the podcast in parts, I start on thursday and finish it when I need to cheer up after watching something emotional.

  • @malikkanarang6706
    @malikkanarang6706 3 года назад +1

    I wait for Kautuk's stories!
    What a narrator 🔥🔥 and what amazing stories

  • @8830laxman
    @8830laxman 3 года назад +1

    Get away car ready Hai aur *KALTIJJ* - Varun🤣

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +2

    1:05:24 It’s pronounced ‘They-new-they’. But pronouncing it as ‘Day Nudes’ is hilarious 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +1

    29:58 I’ve heard this happen to someone I know. It’s a low-key syndicate of people who rob you in broad daylight.

  • @pritpalsingh7935
    @pritpalsingh7935 3 года назад +2

    Varun saying bell bottom is all i need 🤣

  • @aditeeprabhudesai750
    @aditeeprabhudesai750 3 года назад

    Kautuk narrating stories is just so engrossing. This new format is superb.

  • @TheAdityaBhadauriya
    @TheAdityaBhadauriya 3 года назад +4

    Not even completed the episode but love it 😂😂❤️