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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2024

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  • @NosebleedPolitics
    @NosebleedPolitics 3 года назад +46

    *Upper Burney Creek Baker Cypress Grove*
    1:50 "Modoc cypress" _Hesperocyparis bakeri, Cupressaceae_
    2:30 Molecular phylogenies
    4:07 "white fir" _Abies concolor, Pinaceae_
    4:27 Jack
    4:50 Modoc cypress cones
    5:28 microstrobili, gymnosperm
    5:40 "wolf lichen" _Letharia vulpina, Parmeliaceae_
    5:45 lichenologist (a real job)
    6:15 Jack + Louie
    6:29 _Typhula_ sp.?
    6:57 andesite
    7:15 John Prine - "Living in the Future"
    10:31 microstrobili/megastrobili
    10:51 "manzanita" _Arctostaphylos patula, Ericaceae_
    10:52 "snowbrush ceanothus" _Ceanothus velutinus, Rhamnaceae_
    11:22 stomata
    12:05 "pinemat" _Ceanothus prostratus, Rhamnaceae_
    12:52 "manzanita"
    13:15 anemophilous
    13:45 gymnosperms
    14:03 valvate
    15:09 "manzanita"
    16:38 glomeromycota, arbuscular mycorrhizae
    17:55 "old man's beard" _Usnea_ sp., _Parmeliaceae_
    7:57 "strap lichen" _Ramalina_ sp., _Ramalinaceae_ ?
    18:02 "wolf lichen"
    20:08 Jack eating snow
    21:40 Louie
    22:28 F.W. Schumacher Tree & Shrub Seeds
    25:53 "sugar pine" _Pinus lambertiana, Pinaceae_
    26:07 Louie
    *Powerline/Pipeline Easement*
    26:57 "Modoc cypress"
    27:26 disturbance can enable diversity
    28:42 public manual dehiscence
    33:09 individual megastrobilus
    34:50 ovule structures
    35:58 Jack
    36:27 Motivational Speech

    • @fucku3460
      @fucku3460 3 года назад +2

      Woah. Nice.

    • @KimChi-iy7jd
      @KimChi-iy7jd 3 года назад +2

      Thank you!🙏🏼

    • @NosebleedPolitics
      @NosebleedPolitics 3 года назад +3

      @@KimChi-iy7jd My pleasure

    • @Idrinklight44
      @Idrinklight44 6 месяцев назад +1

      Your slacking, I've seen several you missed!
      Thank you for the service!

    • @NosebleedPolitics
      @NosebleedPolitics 6 месяцев назад

      @@Idrinklight44 Thanks for noticing! RUclips released its auto-transcription awhile back which makes any video searchable and uses those transcriptions for video search functions. All of that kinda made this ~very time consuming~ work mostly obsolete. It took me about 2x the length of a video to do this. I was looking up the common names when not provided and the proper spelling/currently accepted scientific names. It was fun work while I had the time. Cheers!

  • @illustriouschin
    @illustriouschin 3 года назад +115

    Thank you again for plant therapy and soothing the doomed.

  • @Cristofre
    @Cristofre 3 года назад +9

    I'd rather take a walk through the woods with this guy than meet any celebrity. Knowledge, sense of humor and passion.

  • @omnithewolf3628
    @omnithewolf3628 3 года назад +86

    Trees be kinky as hell needing an entire god damn fire to get them going.

  • @jboutdoors5181
    @jboutdoors5181 3 года назад +7

    Your ability to take a superficially mundane subject/species and make it fascinating is unmatched anywhere. This was a great video. Thank you for everything you do!

  • @wendysalter
    @wendysalter 3 года назад +1

    Cheers Tony (Jack and Louis), I was ignorant and now I am enlightened to the Cyprus red light district

  • @LAZLO1983
    @LAZLO1983 3 года назад +1

    I feckin love this habitat!

  • @analogbunny
    @analogbunny 3 года назад +84

    The Chicago version of "nice" is more historically accurate. It's historically related to the French word "nieseu", which basically means simple and dumb, and "t'es nieseu?" (Are you being nice?) means something like "Are you fucking with me/Are you fucking around?".
    Just a bit of intercultural fuckery we can share 👍

  • @kingharry3260
    @kingharry3260 3 года назад +25

    The lichen at 5:43 looks like Usnea, also called "old man's beard" and is used medicinally as an antibiotic alternative.

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  3 года назад +20

      It is Usnea

    • @vouzcrow8478
      @vouzcrow8478 3 года назад

      Really great for fire starting. Had to build a fire out in the wilds of idaho recently but no good tinder as everything was wet from the rain. But i tell ya, that dang witches hair/old mans beard did the trick!

    • @zacharymuscavitch5070
      @zacharymuscavitch5070 3 года назад

      The chartreuse lichen is Letharia. I don't see any Usnea, but Letharia and Usnea are in the same family. The lichen which is all over the branches is Hypogymnia. If you look closely (not sure if you can see in the video) it's hollow, which is why they're called tube lichens. While I don't advocate using lichens as antibiotics, if you do please don't ingest either Letharia or Usnea. Letharia is also know as the wolf lichen as it contains vulpinic acid was soaked with meat to poison wolves and foxes. Usnic acid in Usnea can also be poisonous.

  • @vireogilvus
    @vireogilvus 3 года назад +3

    I worked for the Dupage Co. Forest Preserve District for a few summers back in the late 80s/early 90s. I'm not offended at all (suburban horror in abundance), but I will say that there's lots of good stuff out there, and we were trying our best with the limited resources and feeble knowledge of the leadership.

  • @mikehawk2885
    @mikehawk2885 3 года назад +14

    Every fucking upload is so damn informative and entertaining, they end up banishing me to the shadow zone of endless googling and Wikipedia articles.

  • @christishields2931
    @christishields2931 3 года назад +2

    Seriously you make me want to say words I cant!

  • @Fabdanc
    @Fabdanc 3 года назад +41

    I really want Joey to go to Montana and explore. So many places from the Ross Creek Cedars in Cabinet mountains out to the badlands of Makoshika.
    I feel like it's a badge of honor if he is out exploring in your area.

    • @jasonb.9790
      @jasonb.9790 3 года назад +1

      hey man, dunno if you saw, but he's done some stuff over there the past little bit. don't know if it is the exact stuff you're talking about because i mostly just see his instagram content in passing and only tune into here if i have lots of time on my hands, but something's better than nothing, right?

  • @xsk8rat
    @xsk8rat 3 года назад +12

    This member of the human tumor thanks you for your videos. This one was nice in a good way.

  • @markchinguz4401
    @markchinguz4401 3 года назад +7

    I am having a nice time, it's cpbbd time, that's always nice

  • @morganw.4711
    @morganw.4711 3 года назад

    I listen to your botanical adventures while I work my soulless day job. Thanks for the help.

  • @dah_goofster
    @dah_goofster 3 года назад +4

    I feel so impure after the baker cypress dongs.... and also slightly heated 😳

  • @Tommyr
    @Tommyr 3 года назад +8

    "They're just blowing loads all over the place". Quote of the day!

  • @gloriacardenas2056
    @gloriacardenas2056 4 месяца назад

    Qué buen video hermoso paisaje y hermosos árboles el río, muchísimas gracias por ese valioso trabajo de botánico

  • @riv6580
    @riv6580 3 года назад +2

    I know you don’t want to do it, but I gotta add fuel to the fire. Video podcasts would probably go crazy in your channel. Especially when you can get friends on, other botanists, geologists, mycologists etc.
    A man can dream.

    • @ThePatrioticEgg
      @ThePatrioticEgg 3 года назад

      He has a podcast. You can find it if you search for cpbbd podcast. Audio only tho

  • @crabmansteve6844
    @crabmansteve6844 2 года назад +1

    Man when he smacked all that pollen off I went into anaphylaxis.

  • @FiveToedSloth1
    @FiveToedSloth1 3 года назад +4

    I'm likin' the lichen.This reminds me of the first CPBBD video I saw; the power company easements of the piney pinelands, and the carnivorous plants found therein.

  • @thedudegrowsfood284
    @thedudegrowsfood284 3 года назад +6

    Doggy ice-cubes w/boullion are great! (my dog likes them too)

  • @nicholasprice88
    @nicholasprice88 3 года назад

    One of the only channels, which has such long videos that I have no problem watching every second of.

  • @blancothevanchannel
    @blancothevanchannel 3 года назад +1

    Thank You. Saw down all the white firs. I agree. They thrive off of all of the anthropogenic nitrogen added to the forest by dry deposition.

  • @aepage3165
    @aepage3165 3 года назад +2

    I'd love to see you explore the crazy trees and lichens in the North Atlantic, specifically Newfoundland. It's not your usual dry extreme type of location, but we've got some fascinating geology, and adapted plants.

  • @Titus-as-the-Roman
    @Titus-as-the-Roman 3 года назад +6

    My parents has a Bald Cypress which is native to their area which they planted in an open area which matches up nicely with the old growth native Eastern Hemlocks on their property, which I didn't know but is now listed as threatened. P.S.- because of the devastating wild fires of several years ago, Florida has adopted a regime of controlled fires, done at the correct time of the year with proper precautions it has almost eliminated out of control wildfires, when they do happen they are confined to areas that is more manageable.

  • @EricBrokeIt
    @EricBrokeIt 2 года назад

    @23:40 sand plains of Florida... had a family member that planted acres of trees down there. rip Jack Stites.

  • @clseairsppt
    @clseairsppt 3 года назад +1

    Thank you again. I love your videos. I've learned so much from you.

  • @christaporter1395
    @christaporter1395 3 года назад

    Please come to Vermont. I loved it when you walked us through a California grocery store and they were selling fiddle heads. I am surrounded with fiddle head ferns. So yummy!!!!!

  • @SageofCancer
    @SageofCancer 3 года назад +17

    "What're ya, fuckin' around?"
    Earlier: Shaking a tree branch in the woods, moaning.
    Exposed rock, shady elven forests. Everything's covered in loads either way.

  • @loganx1039
    @loganx1039 3 года назад +8

    Lol I started dying when he did the close up of the cypress dongs and started shaking it

  • @lucyb15
    @lucyb15 3 года назад +1

    Love the money shotz, love the education and the questions.

  • @AntManBee19
    @AntManBee19 2 года назад

    Recently reintroduced to these videos. Loving it. Especially now there’s a geology connection. Great!

  • @sjmazzoli
    @sjmazzoli 3 года назад +1

    this is one of your best ones fella...you're doing the work bro'....awesome...thank you..

  • @jakebrake9532
    @jakebrake9532 3 года назад +1

    You should go to Alpine AZ I've loved them mountains since I was born!!

  • @EnglishDave6767
    @EnglishDave6767 3 года назад +2

    Awesome, loved this, Thanks! 🙏 Happy Mother’s Day, & Cheers from Southern Oregon.

  • @radioactivebotanist
    @radioactivebotanist 3 года назад +1

    I'm about to graduate with a bs in botanical biology and a minor in geology and I'm just so glad I found this guy on Facebook one or two months ago.

  • @gloriacardenas2056
    @gloriacardenas2056 4 месяца назад

    Muy bueno el vídeo el bosque es muy bonito.

  • @slothoner6946
    @slothoner6946 3 года назад +1

    4:40
    And oddly enough, there was a decent size wildfire a couple weeks later…
    😂🤔

  • @alexanderrober9587
    @alexanderrober9587 3 года назад +3

    LAKE WHALES RIDGELINE!!! you wont be upset its worth dealing with Florida man trust me..
    i live in that area Polk county Florida and hike it almost every weekend, its currently the home of the most rare and endangered plants/animals in the continental us.
    there is also two named mountains in the ridgeline!!

    • @fuxan
      @fuxan 3 года назад

      I second this...come before the developers eat it all up.
      I've seen them chopping up state forests all over...nothing is sacred and lake Wales ridge is being impacted more and more each year.
      Sad sad sad times. I need to get back down there...miss seeing the scrub jays and the blasting 105 degree heat at 2 in the PM in July...cant go to the "formal gardens" of bok tower anymore such a tourist trap at least they have their native habitat sort of in tact.
      Where do you hike specifically?
      Damn I miss my old home (not 99% of the people mostly just the biodiversity).

  • @nothertreeinbox
    @nothertreeinbox 3 года назад +4

    The tamarack trees in northern Michigan especially on Mackinac island, their cones only open with fire

  • @jerrybrasington8167
    @jerrybrasington8167 3 года назад +2

    Looks so beautiful there

  • @natem857
    @natem857 3 года назад +1

    I cannot wait for a Florida video! I've been studying native plants here because of this channel and others!

  • @thesilentone4024
    @thesilentone4024 3 года назад +9

    Ya I'm with ya small controled fires and less loging. Oh can we see you do a video on trees you planted or you getting tweakers to pull mustard plants for 20$. Anyways I hope you had a good day and see you in next video 🤟

  • @renafarted9075
    @renafarted9075 3 года назад +1

    Enthralling. Thanks for telling me what those grey seedballs are that I've been collecting ;)

  • @AdamWeber11
    @AdamWeber11 3 года назад +21

    Crime Pays but Mother’s Day Doesn’t

  • @indianoladave
    @indianoladave 3 года назад +7

    Pool trucking co. My pa worked for them guys. Or at least that was the symbol on the side of that chip trailer

  • @jkdarrow
    @jkdarrow 3 года назад

    Glad you're coming up here. Greetings from Siskiyou County.

  • @bradleyboulter3028
    @bradleyboulter3028 3 года назад

    You sir are the reason i became interested in plants and fungi. Thank you!

  • @phraydedjez
    @phraydedjez 3 года назад

    cheers from Gembrook--Gippsland Victoria Australia. JB

  • @BlithesomeWayfarer
    @BlithesomeWayfarer 3 года назад +2

    Liked the video for microstroboli blowin' loads.

  • @randallfabian6640
    @randallfabian6640 3 года назад

    I lived in Lisle. Used to sneak into the Morton Arboretum in a canoe on the east branch of the DuPage River!

  • @blancothevanchannel
    @blancothevanchannel 3 года назад

    In the central Sierras, I see areas where the firs and pine can not complete with the black oaks. The oaks in the shade die out, those out on the granite domes with thin soil do better.

  • @joemug4079
    @joemug4079 3 года назад +1

    Loved this episode. I just know I’ll be watching Family Guy and hear Tony’s voice….

  • @aliniedbalski
    @aliniedbalski 3 года назад +1

    Ty for this! The John Prine verse in particular

  • @rickneihart605
    @rickneihart605 3 года назад +1

    That truck at beginning is a chip truck, not log. Which may address your question regarding low quality timber they may be taking out

  • @diegop2311
    @diegop2311 3 года назад

    Knoxville area lake county has some nice!!!! Cypress really old trees I'm told

  • @tree_relics
    @tree_relics 3 года назад +2

    Definitely get a good field microscope for a smart device or laptop. We'd all love to hear your commentary on the reproductive bits under magnification.

  • @florascent9ts
    @florascent9ts 3 года назад +7

    every time i hear 'gfy' I think, "love ya too tony" which is weird cause I don't know any tony's

  • @weregoat529
    @weregoat529 3 года назад +6

    And with this upload, tranquillity returns to my tormented gamer mind. I am grateful.

  • @patterguitsit7124
    @patterguitsit7124 3 месяца назад

    Thank you!

  • @salstonightsbiggestloser
    @salstonightsbiggestloser 3 года назад

    NorCal is the prettiest part of Cali. I always enjoy driving around there. A lot of the logging there is pine products and various conifer, and cedar. A lot of work in parts of the region is reclamation of fire damage aka chips and salable logs if any. And of course replanting afterwords.

  • @chuckgoecke
    @chuckgoecke 3 года назад +3

    Molecular phylogenies elucidate evolutionary relationships nice(ly).

  • @Blackheathenly
    @Blackheathenly 3 года назад +1

    If I stepped outside now, I'd get a huge load blown on me by some microstrobilis. I have some seriously lewd flowering pine trees in my yard right now.

  • @raphlvlogs271
    @raphlvlogs271 3 года назад +2

    cypress trees are very useful in horticulture.

  • @lindashankland5056
    @lindashankland5056 3 года назад

    Ahh, I feel better now. Thank you! 🌲👍👏

  • @thewizardofcroagz394
    @thewizardofcroagz394 3 года назад +1

    Mornin ya Silly Bastid.. Thank you

  • @cluffaphobia
    @cluffaphobia 3 года назад

    greetings from Trinity! definitely swing by the county if you’re in the area

  • @abitoftheuniverse2852
    @abitoftheuniverse2852 3 года назад +1

    20:40 Bacon drippings. Jack's Bacon Snowcones

  • @nonaeubinis4934
    @nonaeubinis4934 3 года назад +8

    FYI it's really fun to turn on the captions for these videos!

  • @Jellybizzy
    @Jellybizzy 3 года назад +1

    check out the pine-cajones on that one!

  • @ronster230
    @ronster230 3 года назад

    Please come to Florida and do some videos!

  • @freddiemarquez9736
    @freddiemarquez9736 3 года назад +1

    Very salacious title you got there..

  • @BigDijon
    @BigDijon 3 года назад

    great opener - i love watchin dose laags go up da rode in dat truck over dere

  • @brettsuydam
    @brettsuydam 3 года назад +1

    If you ever get a chance to go to Japan... I would be REALLY interested in hearing about the Forests which have Japanese Ceder...

    • @brettsuydam
      @brettsuydam 3 года назад

      I believe they are called, "Cryptomeria japonica".

  • @dizzious
    @dizzious 3 года назад

    Awesome video, as always

  • @mickboyle
    @mickboyle 3 года назад

    I'd like to see you show and discuss Usnea. Very good video, only slightly dirty.

  • @dillonknight199
    @dillonknight199 3 года назад +1

    Damn so close to where I live. It would be awesome next time your in this area to meet up and learn more about my local areas and maybe show you some areas a little more off the beaten path. If you drove on 299 east and drove through round mountain you were close to my parents place. The fountain fire in the early 90's actually started at the bottom of there hill my dad was the first on the fire. The news said it was a suspected arsonist but the same day pg&e was working on the power lines right around where the fire started, so the news was probably bullshit. Who knows though thats just what my parents and a few neighbors said they noticed I was only 2 at the time. If you go down big bend road you could find some cool stuff they have yew trees, dogwoods, ammonite fossils, and all sorts of other random plants that the surrounding areas dont have. Big bend road even cuts through to Mcloud so its just west of Burney which you can take Hagen flats road to big bend from Burney which has some nice camp grounds along the creek. Love your videos and am always looking forward to the more local ones

  • @mikek9488
    @mikek9488 3 года назад

    I once saw a grove of trees I assumed were some kind of tall juniper on a ridge high above Port Angeles on the Olympic NF. The trees were not on my plot so I did not really worry about them, but I think about them from time to time. The area is exposed and rocky with lots of kinnickinick. They looked a lot like these. Is it possible that far north?

  • @vmatthewchavez
    @vmatthewchavez 3 года назад

    Genuine nice.

  • @ReallyBakedGamer
    @ReallyBakedGamer 3 года назад +1

    I wonder if those immature megastrobili are sticky and resinous in order to ensure the pollen get on there real nice, making sure they bang? too bad here in southcoast MA i dont think there are any baker cypress. i really wanna look at them in person.

  • @jf6305
    @jf6305 3 года назад +4

    OMG you're in Shasta! how pretty!!! so beautiful and peaceful oh my gahd! get a $5 gallon of gas for me

  • @Raterheim
    @Raterheim 3 года назад +1

    If you do go to florida, please consider checking in on Taxus floridana.

  • @deMANvannederland
    @deMANvannederland 3 года назад +3

    Thanks man! The weird stuff looks like a snow mold of some sort?

  • @jasonplunkett6636
    @jasonplunkett6636 3 года назад +7

    Jack rocks! Put a little fresh honey on that snow cone.

  • @stewall101
    @stewall101 3 года назад

    Incredible, thanks, and in a language I can understand.

  • @Felco6
    @Felco6 3 года назад

    Nice video. Real nice.

  • @robertforrest7956
    @robertforrest7956 3 года назад

    This is just north of me. Beautiful area that I've been to often.

  • @raphlvlogs271
    @raphlvlogs271 3 года назад +1

    2:00 what made the small holes on the wooden board?

    • @planetsoccer99
      @planetsoccer99 3 года назад

      Woodpecker?

    • @whatabouttheearth
      @whatabouttheearth 3 года назад

      It looks like there used to be a Department of Conservation logo there but now its gone, I assumed they were attachment points

  • @b.a.d.2086
    @b.a.d.2086 3 года назад

    So are the cypress growing at you Ma's house in full sun with good deep soil? What kinds of soil are there in Chicago? (And try not to let yourself get carried away with that.)

  • @BubblewrapHighway
    @BubblewrapHighway 3 года назад +3

    🍄 Fungus is the vanguard for reforestation. 🍄

    • @rivitraven
      @rivitraven 3 года назад

      Fungus also signals that it's been a while since a wildfire too because the heat spread so far underground even deeply underneath the organic topsoil.

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k 3 года назад +22

    7:15 I would shit myself with giddiness if you released an album of you singing what-the-fuck-ever you want. Like 16 to 20 songs. Please make it happen, Senpai.

  • @Sahentry
    @Sahentry 3 года назад

    Do they have a taproot that drives into cracks and crevices or do the roots grow more laterally kinda like the thuja and taxus that are planted in the hedgerows of my local suburbia?

  • @johnpick8336
    @johnpick8336 3 года назад

    You certainly favor austere biomes ?
    Thank you for posting.

  • @allencrider
    @allencrider 3 года назад

    I'd like to spend more effort studying Picea breweriana, Brewer's Weeping Spruce. In 2019 I was on the Pacific Crest Trail in the Trinity Alps and slept under a huge weeping tree next to a little alpine lake which turned out to be that spruce. Beautiful, especially the bark, and also very rare. I snapped a lot of photos of it and looked it up when I got into the next town.

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  3 года назад +1

      Just gave one of those that grew from seed to UC Berkeley Botanic Garden. Great tree. Tilden regional parks botanic garden has one.

  • @TheKopakah
    @TheKopakah 3 года назад +1

    Hey, I'm an arborist in training in Europe and know nothing about lichen yet, any book recommendations?

  • @thebeyondwordser
    @thebeyondwordser 3 года назад +10

    A lot of those low grade trees get pulped and turned into paper products, or of they are really bad, lignin is extracted and then the fiber gets pressed into OSB, fiber board and made into dogshit ikea furniture.

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  3 года назад +7

      OSB is important in the manufacture of many of the garbage tract housing going up in tomorrow's future-less, automobile-slum exurbs.

    • @thebeyondwordser
      @thebeyondwordser 3 года назад +2

      @@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt makes me puke seeing what canada's Alpine fir is being turned into. would be better better as fire wood.

  • @robertphillips7487
    @robertphillips7487 3 года назад

    I'm from DuPage. I sure was sad and depressed. I hope to check out that tree at the Morton arboretum. Ya prick. Love ur vids ,.,. Sincerely an urban farmer in Chicago and aspiring ecologist. One of my little plots is close to the movie theater off 42nd
    Peace.

  • @SaraJean85
    @SaraJean85 3 года назад

    Kool video- 😊thanks