I'm Still Standing but You're Launching a Nuclear Bomb

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • "And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Death, and Hades followed him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth." Revelations 6:8
    apocalypses!
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Комментарии • 182

  • @marrowkaiproductions7053
    @marrowkaiproductions7053 4 месяца назад +383

    "I see Earth! It is so beautiful. Orbiting Earth in the spaceship, I saw how beautiful our planet is. People, let us preserve and increase this beauty, not destroy it!" -Yuri Gagarin Soviet Cosmonaut and First man in Space.

    • @benthasome
      @benthasome 3 месяца назад +51

      One of the most based men to roam this planet

    • @PwntifexMaximus
      @PwntifexMaximus 2 месяца назад +5

      Lol, said the thermonuclear device, LMAO.

  • @pizzalord2333
    @pizzalord2333 4 месяца назад +593

    “It’s said war war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk. And this road has reached its end.”

  • @Drew__644
    @Drew__644 4 месяца назад +370

    “Think I’ll do a little trolling today”

    • @thatoneyoutuberofohio
      @thatoneyoutuberofohio 3 месяца назад +1

      *we'll ☭☭☭☭☭

    • @Drew__644
      @Drew__644 3 месяца назад +1

      @@thatoneyoutuberofohio na mate you don’t understand, I used to use the mask and filter it came with for airsoft for a minute

  • @pyroshilov8474
    @pyroshilov8474 4 месяца назад +604

    "What are you doing?"
    "We gotta launch. Attack Warning Red just came through"
    "...no one sent that alert"

    • @oliveranghaolongnyps6087
      @oliveranghaolongnyps6087 4 месяца назад +13

      Oh shit

    • @ThomasBriard
      @ThomasBriard 4 месяца назад +2

      what?

    • @RykerTC1
      @RykerTC1 4 месяца назад

      @@ThomasBriard The Audio in the Video comes from the 1983 Movie War Games. In the Movie a Military Super Computer gets hacked and enters a training mode but the Military doesnt know this. The computer tells the Us to enter DEFCON 2 Since it tells them That Russia is planning to Nuke the US.

    • @randoms2222
      @randoms2222 4 месяца назад +3

      w reference

    • @shingletop1099
      @shingletop1099 4 месяца назад +2

      @@randoms2222 what is the refrence to?

  • @isekaiexpress9450
    @isekaiexpress9450 3 месяца назад +73

    Remember Stanislav Petrov, the man who prevented the nuclear war by not following orders.
    Because the order turned out to be a false sensor reading.
    He saved us all.
    Will you do the same?

    • @Victor-pf1rd
      @Victor-pf1rd 2 месяца назад +1

      No

    • @isekaiexpress9450
      @isekaiexpress9450 2 месяца назад +5

      @@Victor-pf1rd then we will.

    • @paweszutowicz5732
      @paweszutowicz5732 22 дня назад +1

      Theres another one during the cold war in a submarine, When the us dropped a depth charge near cuba on a nuclear submarine the 3 commanders onboard except for 1 agreed to launch an attack.

    • @PatrickStarForPresident
      @PatrickStarForPresident 10 дней назад

      ​@@paweszutowicz5732is the same story mate The Soviet Petty Office that sabe the world

  • @DeputyDyl
    @DeputyDyl 4 месяца назад +562

    skyking, skyking do not answer

    • @klausschnieder8070
      @klausschnieder8070 4 месяца назад +7

      I don't get this.

    • @lgm-3022
      @lgm-3022 4 месяца назад +43

      @@klausschnieder8070 Skyking is a type of announcement that periodically goes out in the Airforce started by repeating SKYKING SKYKING

    • @klausschnieder8070
      @klausschnieder8070 4 месяца назад +5

      @@lgm-3022 Oh thanks, I know many things about the military but I did not know that.

    • @ryangoslingIRL
      @ryangoslingIRL 4 месяца назад +32

      @@klausschnieder8070 Its to give a nuclear alert for bomber pilots, the "do not answer" is so the flight crews of the then B-52 (now B-2 and soon B-21) aircraft dont give away their position

    • @klausschnieder8070
      @klausschnieder8070 4 месяца назад +3

      @@ryangoslingIRL wow thanks for more info on this.

  • @Texas_Real
    @Texas_Real 4 месяца назад +253

    "War. War never changes. But men do, through the paths they walk"

  • @philiphockenbury6563
    @philiphockenbury6563 4 месяца назад +307

    Man this could make for a chilling video game. You go down into the bunker, hearing some bad news but nothing to worry about. You spend time down in the bunker and then get the order to launch. You launch the nukes and then you simply wait to die. However long that takes.

    • @Jediben001
      @Jediben001 4 месяца назад +36

      Intersperse the time in the bunker with radio calls coming in and such and you could make for a very somber ambient game experience

    • @billyno-neck9576
      @billyno-neck9576 4 месяца назад +23

      Idea: You need to stop the nuke from launching but the only way to do so is to play Wario-Ware minigames that get progressively harder.

    • @hamptonhouse6189
      @hamptonhouse6189 3 месяца назад +6

      @@billyno-neck9576 2 kinds of commenters and they're both valid af

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco 3 месяца назад +6

      You could maybe choose to fire the ICBM or just not and you could have the game just be pretty silent after the first alert you just sitting in a bunker for 30-20 minutes wondering if the nuke will hit or not but after 30 nothing happened then you could decide to leave and then the game ends with a image of the world outside

    • @billyno-neck9576
      @billyno-neck9576 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@hamptonhouse6189 The Duality of Man: Nuclear Edition.

  • @ZenCharlie
    @ZenCharlie 4 месяца назад +207

    Man the mixed emotions you'd feel in this situation. It's pretty much the end of mankind, there's nothing you can do but follow with the orders. I wonder what those operators would do after the launch, just wait for doom I guess, the people in that structure is probably the last people they'll ever see.

    • @gayusschwulius8490
      @gayusschwulius8490 4 месяца назад

      They would never press the button. They have no reason to. If you are going to die anyway, why would you want to become responsible for the death of millions of (mostly innocent) people in the last few minutes of your life?

    • @isaakboes6781
      @isaakboes6781 4 месяца назад +13

      You mind if I steal this idea and make a little point and click adventure?

    • @ZenCharlie
      @ZenCharlie 4 месяца назад +8

      @@isaakboes6781 That would be awesome. Care to remind me when you've made it? Would love to play.

    • @isaakboes6781
      @isaakboes6781 4 месяца назад +4

      @@ZenCharlie if I get around to it, will do!

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 4 месяца назад +5

      More people than you'd ever believe have already chosen whatever could possibly be done to them over launching the cruel devices when ordered to.

  • @Watchtone
    @Watchtone 4 месяца назад +79

    “The only way to win is not to play”

    • @michaelsoland3293
      @michaelsoland3293 3 месяца назад

      The only way to win is to play first and to play hard
      Thankfully our opponents are idiots and so casualties are in the single digit percentages, unfortunately our politicians have for 60 years ignored SME's and our enemy's own words in favor of their own naive view, so we weren't able to force a decrease of that number and save more American lives in case the Russians and soon the Chinese escalate.

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 3 месяца назад

      im not playing

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 3 месяца назад

      im not playing. I want to be left alone

    • @theone-tg4ey
      @theone-tg4ey 3 месяца назад

      im not playing. I want to be left alone

    • @frankdrebin3988
      @frankdrebin3988 3 месяца назад +2

      How about a nice game of chess? :)

  • @NouaGovermentdacian
    @NouaGovermentdacian 4 месяца назад +241

    Fallout moment

    • @Ze12365
      @Ze12365 4 месяца назад +15

      Literally.

  • @joncarlisle8987
    @joncarlisle8987 4 месяца назад +79

    If I had to launch and wait to die, I'd embrace the brothers and sisters around me. Humanity's last moments should be of love, not hate or despair.

    • @robouteguilliman7628
      @robouteguilliman7628 4 месяца назад +2

      That is nice, even though this shouldn't be humanity's last moment. Not a nuclear war. I don't know what it will be but I hope it is one of peace.

    • @warcrimeswilly
      @warcrimeswilly 4 месяца назад +8

      nuclear war will not kill humanity. WE WILL INHERIT THE STARS

    • @robertstuckey6407
      @robertstuckey6407 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@warcrimeswilly this comment hits way different because your username

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco 3 месяца назад

      I believe in the ICBM launch bunker is a single person

    • @MatthewHeraghty
      @MatthewHeraghty 3 месяца назад

      @@robertstuckey6407 indeed it does

  • @main_pain3574
    @main_pain3574 3 месяца назад +30

    "You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen . . ."

  • @willr.1495
    @willr.1495 4 месяца назад +55

    I'm about to be the only one still standing after this

    • @samking2591
      @samking2591 4 месяца назад +2

      The last man on earth 🌎

  • @tibbers3755
    @tibbers3755 4 месяца назад +41

    I bet the wojak here is still dealing with the fallout from this blunder

  • @Cowboysnake-mb9qf
    @Cowboysnake-mb9qf 4 месяца назад +91

    Magic carpet ride but you are a cobra gunner during the tet offensive

    • @EndtimeEnterprises
      @EndtimeEnterprises 4 месяца назад

      You do know that songs basically about pedophilia right?
      "Well, you don't know what we can find
      Why don't you come with me, little girl
      On a magic carpet ride
      Well, you don't know what we can see
      Why don't you tell your dreams to me
      Fantasy will set you free"
      Its a song about a grown ass man in love with a minor and he basically is trying to groom her via his tatse in music. Hence the songs comments being disabled because enough people know this now. Seriously check it out.
      Yeah, I hate the fact as well because the tune of the song is catchy. 😢

  • @Me_262
    @Me_262 4 месяца назад +25

    Average first strike experience

  • @TempestsFist
    @TempestsFist 3 месяца назад +8

    I appreciate the fact that the air raid siren at the end was in key with the song.

  • @Clarkamadorian
    @Clarkamadorian 4 месяца назад +17

    I hope this doesn’t cause any *fallout* between us

  • @scoutdude4455
    @scoutdude4455 4 месяца назад +18

    A game of power has no winners.

  • @NothingBurger86
    @NothingBurger86 4 месяца назад +61

    I'm still standin' is the saddest sounding rock song, honestly

    • @checkersthefool5588
      @checkersthefool5588 4 месяца назад +5

      Took the Long Way Home by Supertramp begs to differ

    • @amog8202
      @amog8202 3 месяца назад +4

      It's powerful in that it could hype you up or bring up melancholy depending on the context. True to life, really.

  • @RabidLeroy
    @RabidLeroy 4 месяца назад +8

    The more you think about it, Stanislav would as well weep for where we’re going. So… yeah.

  • @BWTheRandomPerson69420
    @BWTheRandomPerson69420 4 месяца назад +88

    Average AniPhobia experience

    • @Dallasmedicbag
      @Dallasmedicbag 4 месяца назад +20

      The last thing I expected was aniphonia being mentioned.

    • @minhatruegamer4640
      @minhatruegamer4640 4 месяца назад +1

      moment of farm

    • @Me_262
      @Me_262 4 месяца назад

      ​@@minhatruegamer4640fr

    • @objectshowteardrop
      @objectshowteardrop 3 месяца назад

      @@minhatruegamer4640 Nuclear code & key hunting experience

    • @Me_262
      @Me_262 2 месяца назад

      ​@@objectshowteardroplol

  • @DumOcaso
    @DumOcaso 4 месяца назад +8

    It would be so fitting if as the world caves in played while the nukes were dropped

  • @Berserker3624
    @Berserker3624 4 месяца назад +24

    Good song, nice choice for the end of the world.

  • @Irongaze86
    @Irongaze86 4 месяца назад +18

    The Day After moment

  • @bastianon
    @bastianon 4 месяца назад +36

    I don't if got this idea (this kind of video) from someone, but you are the first one I see and its awesome

    • @sh_pie
      @sh_pie  4 месяца назад +16

      it popped in my head randomly last night and i knew instantly i had to make it. i'm glad you enjoyed it!!

  • @RobertSmith-gk9sh
    @RobertSmith-gk9sh Месяц назад +2

    Almost forgot to watch this today.

  • @RichardMontgomeryYT
    @RichardMontgomeryYT 4 месяца назад +29

    I really like this sort of video for some reason

  • @user-fe5go3mr5i
    @user-fe5go3mr5i 3 месяца назад +8

    не знаю прочтут ли это американцы, но в истории был такой момент когда одному русскому пришлось выбирать запускать на Америку ядерный удар или нет и он выбрал не запускать и был прав, ведь тревога была ложной.

    • @pfcallen8728
      @pfcallen8728 3 месяца назад +1

      There was also a similar story that happened with us Americans as well

    • @thesnowspeaksfinnish
      @thesnowspeaksfinnish 2 месяца назад +1

      That was Mister Stanislav Petrov

    • @johnsmith6266
      @johnsmith6266 14 дней назад

      Thankfully our peoples see reason when our politicians do not. Hopefully we can keep it that way, man across the world.

  • @edpudron1455
    @edpudron1455 2 месяца назад +1

    You are in airforce and received message from:
    Your family : 😊
    NORAD : 💀

  • @kapitankapital6580
    @kapitankapital6580 3 месяца назад +2

    This is one of the better "[song] but x..." videos out there imo. It uses a range of different sounds to tell a narrative and they add a lot to the music too, rather than just putting a bit of radio chatter over the song and calling it a day.

  • @theroomofwall1162
    @theroomofwall1162 3 месяца назад +4

    My friend blasted this in call once when i was basically dead asleep and this shit was a bop until i understood

  • @SCPFoundationStaffAccount
    @SCPFoundationStaffAccount 3 месяца назад +2

    “War War never changes”

    • @samking2591
      @samking2591 Месяц назад

      What should we do there are containment breach every few days and o5 11 is still missing.

  • @UrbanTomfoolery
    @UrbanTomfoolery 3 дня назад +1

    "war never changes"

  • @ThatDoomedDude
    @ThatDoomedDude 3 дня назад +1

    Earths gonna be the last thing stading

  • @user-ny2km6nm8j
    @user-ny2km6nm8j 2 месяца назад +11

    *That one astronaut outside the ISS in COD*

    • @kat07122
      @kat07122 2 месяца назад +2

      poor bastard died alone in space

    • @MissiFull
      @MissiFull Месяц назад

      @@kat07122 Hardcore way to die, imagine that: seeing the world ending, being alone at the space, being pushed to the void of space slowly dropping oxygen.

  • @TheStarshipGarage
    @TheStarshipGarage 4 месяца назад +2

    Why is this fire lol. Next you should do "Military Man but you're invading Grenada" and use the song "Military Man" by Resurrection Band. I think it'd be fitting lol

  • @playinwiththebrothersjones1504
    @playinwiththebrothersjones1504 3 месяца назад +13

    22% of missiles launchers didn’t not cooperate with this “test”. This “test” was to see if all missile launcher crews would lunch their missiles even without warning.

  • @DaDuckMan
    @DaDuckMan 4 месяца назад +2

    “War. War never changes.”

  • @chocogr2024
    @chocogr2024 3 месяца назад +1

    DEFCON moment

  • @Gattroxz750
    @Gattroxz750 3 месяца назад +5

    Fallout lore:

  • @pixel_tortle
    @pixel_tortle 4 месяца назад +4

    the sfx are from war games, 10/10 movie.

  • @-.-.-.-258
    @-.-.-.-258 4 месяца назад +9

    Weird combination

  • @Frontier327
    @Frontier327 4 месяца назад +9

    I love wargames

  • @JaxonWX
    @JaxonWX 4 месяца назад +13

    where was the audio of the launch command stuff from? i wanna hear it as a isolated audio

    • @sh_pie
      @sh_pie  4 месяца назад +11

      I’m pretty sure if I’m remembering correctly it’s from the movie Wargames

    • @DirtyChungus
      @DirtyChungus 4 месяца назад +3

      @@sh_pie Yep, its Wargames.

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba 4 месяца назад +2

      @@DirtyChungus “Sir! Turn your key!”

  • @nationalofficeofsecurityen6582
    @nationalofficeofsecurityen6582 2 месяца назад

    oh hell nah i aint clickin all them buttons boss man!

  • @NoNo-hi2qc
    @NoNo-hi2qc 2 месяца назад

    dude is so happy he's drooling and his nose is crying

  • @JEssy-oe4nv
    @JEssy-oe4nv 4 месяца назад +9

    19 year old Iraqi when he finally gets put in charge of the US nukes.

  • @Striker427
    @Striker427 4 месяца назад +7

    This is so sad

  • @nosense8744
    @nosense8744 3 месяца назад

    "If I go down, the world goes down with me" ahhh scene

  • @ObssesedNuker
    @ObssesedNuker 3 месяца назад

    Was sort of waiting for the post-launch chatter as the missileers, now that the job is done, begin to reflect a bit and realize that there are probably warheads inbound and they are sitting at ground zero for at least a few of them…

  • @theone-tg4ey
    @theone-tg4ey 3 месяца назад +1

    the law is the law

  • @user-rx7rt5nu9q
    @user-rx7rt5nu9q 4 месяца назад +3

    That gotta mean something

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 3 месяца назад

    I'm imagining the is playing in the head of everyone on board the ballistic missile subs.

  • @igorteodordasilva7904
    @igorteodordasilva7904 2 месяца назад

    imagine being the soldier launching the nuclear bomb, YOU make the choice

  • @koneeche
    @koneeche 3 месяца назад

    "im still standing"
    not anymore you aren't

  • @nm2000
    @nm2000 3 месяца назад

    A true „last men on Earth“ Moment.

  • @sykkoykocvtqv
    @sykkoykocvtqv 4 месяца назад +5

    love it!

  • @Kiritsun
    @Kiritsun 3 месяца назад +1

    3:04 before the end

  • @dr.blauerkraut
    @dr.blauerkraut 4 месяца назад

    We making it out the silo with this one🔥🔥🔥

  • @HalfTelevision
    @HalfTelevision 3 месяца назад

    i recognized that audio as the beginning scene of wargames (1983)

  • @fw-190
    @fw-190 4 месяца назад +1

    "i am still standing" but for how long?

  • @Police_Wojak
    @Police_Wojak 4 месяца назад

    ngl this goes hard asf 🗣

  • @jamesgizasson
    @jamesgizasson 3 месяца назад

    Totally expected the Neko Arc version. :3

  • @johndortheknight4802
    @johndortheknight4802 3 месяца назад

    “It’s been an honor boys, may the gods forgive us..”

  • @sh_pie
    @sh_pie  4 месяца назад +3

    if you liked this video, i have a bunch more like them in this *playlist* ruclips.net/p/PLUgZKnaFs3yGka-4PEi2vqhz5cpNQJ5QZ
    any recommendations are appreciated. i will normally make them as long as they sound cool.

    • @fabric6651
      @fabric6651 4 месяца назад +1

      I don't know a song that'd work, but something about Epsilon-11 from the SCP universe would be sick

    • @Fartinlutherking44
      @Fartinlutherking44 2 месяца назад

      Ballad of the sad young men but your walking home in the rain because your girlfriend dumped you.

    • @Fartinlutherking44
      @Fartinlutherking44 2 месяца назад

      @shawniepie

  • @Tomcat450-kh9lh
    @Tomcat450-kh9lh 26 дней назад

    Where did you get the audio from?

  • @fluoxvonhoovienheimer4706
    @fluoxvonhoovienheimer4706 3 месяца назад

    Should've been My Way

  • @NotAtemzug
    @NotAtemzug 4 месяца назад

    Subscribed

  • @winter2888
    @winter2888 3 месяца назад

    You just fade away💀

  • @Lynxy242
    @Lynxy242 3 месяца назад

    Wining a nuclear war is just as bad as losing

  • @loco4loco
    @loco4loco 3 месяца назад

    In about 20 or 30 minutes this bunker will most likely be destroyed in a nuclear explosion

    • @user-ts7rk6sm9t
      @user-ts7rk6sm9t 5 дней назад

      erm achtually nuclear missile silos of the us are built to withstand a nuclear of a few hundred kilotons from 3 miles away and nuclear submarines are practically invincible to nuclear retaliation

  • @MrTomyCJ
    @MrTomyCJ 3 месяца назад

    Where's the audio from? (No, I don't mean the music) thanks!

    • @mofik26
      @mofik26 3 месяца назад +1

      first part is definitely war games, second one is probably some kind of rocket launch audio

  • @user-mq8vr6sh1t
    @user-mq8vr6sh1t 4 месяца назад +1

    posadist gaming

  • @deffientllynotjalenbutler1736
    @deffientllynotjalenbutler1736 4 месяца назад

    This is good I like this

  • @marrowkaiproductions7053
    @marrowkaiproductions7053 4 месяца назад

    Where'd You get the Audio?

  • @thespiffingamerican
    @thespiffingamerican 2 месяца назад

    What is the talking audio from?

  • @feastp
    @feastp 4 месяца назад

    r3al.

  • @thejugernautkiller390
    @thejugernautkiller390 4 месяца назад +3

    If you launch the nukes first, you dont need no bunker. In this our modern times our bombs are clean, our sateiltes know where the enemy bombs are at, and those who survive wont for much once they are in the air. It is not longer mutual assure dectruction, who hits first wins.

    • @TylerP223
      @TylerP223 4 месяца назад

      ...And a few weeks later every major city you have that are even vaguely near the coasts are glowing in the dark because you forgot about the nuclear subs whose job it is to be the guaranteed second strike that makes Mutually Assured Destruction actually work. Also, considering you've just broken THE biggest covenant in modern geopolitics, "DON'T START THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE!" EVERYBODY that still can attack will be out for your blood.
      There's a reason that nuke first, ask questions later was basically never considered after the Soviets got the bomb after all....

    • @zentarion.
      @zentarion. 4 месяца назад +12

      rolf what a 5IQ statement. they would know once you launch meaning they launch aswell, so yeah its gonna be muturally assured. not like they just fall out the sky if you hit the other side first. they will keep tracking wrather the orginal launch station is blown to bits or not, so your only real hope is to try and intercept it with another missile before it reaches its destination, but considering the amount of nukes countries like the USA and russia got it becomes impossible to intercept them all.

    • @Striker427
      @Striker427 4 месяца назад

      Interception is key. If one launches, all will

    • @tristanlassche3560
      @tristanlassche3560 3 месяца назад

      Thats not how it works

  • @ppp-ti1iz
    @ppp-ti1iz 3 месяца назад

    POV:Your a Russian launching towards Ukraine 2025

  • @jddunebuggy
    @jddunebuggy 4 месяца назад

    Noice...But...
    The warhammer meme is still better.

  • @commandosolo193
    @commandosolo193 3 месяца назад +1

    may happen after Trump is found guilty... god help us all

  • @SCUMHART
    @SCUMHART 4 месяца назад +15

    A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

    • @hihello6773
      @hihello6773 4 месяца назад

      AI played by boy and loses

  • @louisrandall2007
    @louisrandall2007 3 месяца назад +1

    Good soldiers follow order 🫡

  • @I_Am_Inside_Your_Head
    @I_Am_Inside_Your_Head 4 месяца назад +3

    Robert Pattinson after becoming president

  • @zekotheretard
    @zekotheretard 4 месяца назад +14

    2025 trailer