The Chronoscope has existed for years, it is called the Animus and I have used it to participate in the Crusades, The American Revolution, Rome's invasion of Alexandria, the Peloponnesian war, and the Viking invasion of England.
yesssss, there's the assassin's creed reference. that's what I immediately thought of as well, and I now 100% believe the vatican has one (not really lol but it maybe me find it microscopically more plausible : p)
the speed of the intelligent reads & structure of how Simon tears it up, gives me hope. it's always refreshing to hear what he has to say. the info is much appreciated also 🙏
@@kendalbrenneman and as there is no official record of what is in there, you could go "yes I would like to study your UFO" and they would say "which one?" :-p
@@rufie83 I recently read a book by a guy who got access, and I guess there IS a website of some kind to search, but they make it difficult and you need to know the title. I don't know. I wish they would make an effort to scan things, make things public.... sigh.
Even if the items mentioned are fake I have no doubt the Vatican is in possession of some very fascinating artifacts. Many of which would be linked to supernatural aspects.
@@goldengun9970 supernatural can be linked to "science so advanced it's essentially magic". Like if you bring someone during the time of Jesus to the modern times, anything we take for granted like (smartphones, cars, plane, etc.) Would all seem supernatural to them. And Obviously Heaven wouldn't be filled with beings using primitive technology. The UFO sightings we have are most likely seen by the prophets of God and describe it in a way that fits the time. The Bible even prophesied about the damn cars we drive in today as Nahum 2:3-4 reads, “the chariots shall be with flaming torches (head lights) in the day of his preparation, and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken. The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall jostle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightning.” This prophecy is bringing to light the end of the age or the last days.
@@work90 if you go to the time of jesus you won't even find jesus. He was fiction of the evil Roman empire. You have better chances with tye other prophets from tanach
@@goldengun9970 Jesus is most certainly real whether he performed miracles or was the son of god is debatable but he is almost certainly an actual historical person
@@MegaShiels o he is fiction of the evil roman empire. What is real is us jews waking each other up, directing $, minds and efforts to countering those targeting us for conversion wth deceptive tactics looking for the secular, unlearned and vulnerable. This evil we will be fighting a lot more and winning against like we have all through our history against every other deluded evilbwe have faced
The Ancient Aliens series has been going for 10 or 11 seasons now. I'm very sure you could do an 11 season run of all the things that are supposed to be (or even proven to be) in the Vatican. I'd watch the hell out of that even if most of it is bunk.
Cardinal: "So your holiness wants to make device that can see into the past?" Pope: "Yes! That nazi that made those rocket bombs would be the right one for the job!" Cardinal: "OK..."
About the only one of those I find even remotely plausible would be the Grand Grimoire, regardless of how supernatural it may or may not be. If I was the head of a highly superstitious organization like The Catholic Church, I would absolutely keep whatever documentation was produced by my ostensible enemies. If I know their teachings, I know how they are likely to react to given events, and can plan accordingly. That is absolutely something that ANY major organization would do, religious or secular.
If the grand grimoire exists, if, then lost in the Vatican would be best place for it. For idiots and fools who believe that magic exist (spoiler it doesn’t) would be trying out the spells and potions in it, and I guess that human sacrifice would be part of them.
@@TheAussief1 I assume that there were things in these books, looking like magic, which were actually working. People might have figured out things and written them down, and others collected such knowledge. Who knows what was supressed or hidden to give someone an edge.
@@TheAussief1 In the middle of every lie is hidden a truth to make that lie believable. The bigger the truth, the bigger the lie it will hide. The Bible holds many such truths which is why it can hide so many huge lies, like the existence of the supernatural. Regardless of what it contains, it is a historical relic just as important to know what it contains as Malleus Maleficarum. We have other historical records, like from the Incas, that demanded human sacrifice, and even some modern fabricated sources like Aleister Crowley's books, and few people are daft enough to follow them, and none to the point of murdering anyone. Such books pose little threat in the modern day, however, when society was much more superstitious it was a different story.
@@FutureBoyWonder That it doesn't exist is irrelevant, that it doesn't exist does not make it nothing special. Star Trek is just as fictional, and yet it has inspired hundreds of thousands of people to greater heights especially in the sciences. If not for that work of fiction, you probably wouldn't have a cellphone in your pocket today. Sir Isaac Newton, yeah, the apple guy, not only invented what we call 'Newtonian physics" in his honor, but invented Calculus, refined the field of Optics, was a Member of Parliament, and the Master of the Royal Mint where he established fiscal policy that many nations follow to this day. But he also wrote on the subject of Alchemy. Is his writings on Alchemy any less valuable than his writings on Gravity? I say it's even more important as it shows us who the man really was, yet another facet of his incredible mind. But if it was nothing special, then it wouldn't be preserved and nobody would remember some of the last notable works of the study of Alchemy before it ultimately morphed into the science Chemistry. That he was one of the great thinkers who helped turn it FROM Alchemy into Chemistry. But sure, since the supernatural doesn't exist, that nonsense isn't important.
I second the idea of a video (or series of videos) concerning items that the Vatican actually does possess. I am certain that there are simply (and literally) tons of amazing stuff being preserved in hermetically-sealed, climate-controlled, heavily-guarded, underground storage chambers.
In all likeliness, they probably do have quite a few texts related to the occult and alchemy, but these treatises would not be held as mystical or "empowered," instead they would be kept as a matter of cultural/historical archive. Probably the most controversial possibility of inclusion in their vaults would be documents detailing the depth and breadth of the church's specific actions and involvement with the Nazi regime and the 6Ustase movement for the first half of last century.
The Catholic Church has *always* known the value of alchemy and the recycling/growth of the human soul via reincarnation. They just can't allow *us* to know, lest they lose their control over our free thought.
@@rihardsmitrevics That was priests acting on their OWN accord. Compared to the millions murdered without the leadership ever uttering a word against it. The church is a gathering of opportunistic and perverse men from the top to the lowliest rapist.
@@theophrastusbombastus1359 Thar breaks down when you consider that most belief systems where reincarnation is a thing would view such behavior as detrimental to spiritual growth and progression. IE, they'd be knowingly making their next lives worse by suppressing the paths for others in a plot to control them.
A book that prolly doesn't exist written by maybe 2 different people that may never have been real while maybe possessed by the devil speaks of spells that prolly don't work...sounds legit
@@dongiovanni4331 The Necronomicon was never presented as real, though. We know that it was a MacGuffin invented by Lovecraft for his fictional stories.
People often dismiss religion as being anti-science, but fact is science was born from polytheistic, monotheistic, and philosophical traditions. The first universities were founded by the Roman Catholic Church to train future clergy. They taught astrology which eventually became mainstream astronomy (Galileo and Tycho Brahe, despite their dust ups with the church, were astrologers as much as we consider them astronomers today). Convents and monasteries were the few centers of learning during the Dark Ages, as they kept the only quasi public libraries containing books with everything from botany, math, and music, to teachings of famous and more obscure Greek, Roman, Middle Eastern, and European philosophers. Anything from Plato to Aristotle, to Algebra developed in the Middle East, and cultic math concepts around the Mediterranean like Pi, the Pythagorean theorem, rational numbers, etc., Egyptian mysteries, etc. It's no coincidence that the father of hereditary genetics was a Catholic monk--Gregor Mendel. Due the common study of music, they also developed extensive knowledge on harmonies and frequencies. When Protestants broke with the Catholic Church, they emulated the RC and founded their own universities. That's how Harvard came to exist in the U.S. and really all future research universities. In fact at places like Oxford and Cambridge, you couldn't hold certain administrative positions if you were not ordained clergy as late as the early 1900s. So considering the thousand years of accumulated knowledge of all kinds, it would not surprise me, that like the Library of Alexandria (where it was claimed there was a blueprint for the steam engine), the Vatican Library has a lot of obscure but extensive information on math and scientific concepts and experiments carried out, and collected over centuries. The Roman Catholic Church still operates astronomical observatories around the world, as well as universities. Which is why, if an object like the chronovisor existed, it would not be entirely surprising. The WWII era German and American governments by the way were aware of some of these developments. The U.S. in particular to this day works on top secret classified projects dealing in all sorts of fantastic technology in secret bases around the country and around the world. Operation Paperclip involved far more than the development of nuclear bombs and rocketry. Those are just the technologies we know of and made famous.
I can never decide whether Simon's paranoia about getting sued is genuine or just a very long-standing running joke. If the Vatican really bothered suing everyone who talked about conspiracy theories centered on the Catholic Church, that's pretty much all they'd be doing.
@@onespecies-human344 My thoughts exactly. There is nothing that says the two are mutually exclusive. Also, it most certainly is a long running joke as anyone who has been watching his videos for awhile can attest to. One that to me at least, seems to have started with Simon being genuinely afraid of being sued.
@@onespecies-human344 The way I see it it started out as real. But these days it has become both a running joke and fear of the Spanish Inquisition replacing him with a vat grown replacement.
Lol yeah the Vatican is like the world's best vault. Literally anything you never want to see the light of day could be possibly maybe stored there and no one would ever be able to ever know.
I saw the chronoviser...in a 1965 episode of the documentary series Doctor Who. I think they watched the Kingsmen because the Vatican (or their BBC branch) couldn't afford The Beatles. Also I think you'll find according to the 90s animated documentary series Gargoyles, the grimorum was destroyed when Goliath tore the Eye of Odin out of it, also destroing the Archmage. Simon's beard looks good. One of these things is real.
Much as I love Simon's work and his channels there are some significant inaccuracies in this video regarding Fatima. The first secret didn't merely concern WWI but also (just before the Russian Revolution) prophesied that Russia would spread an atheistic persecution of faith throughout the world, leading to a general decline in religious faith across the 20th century, which indeed occured under its Communist regime. Regarding John Paul II, a vision of a bishop felled by gunfire was part of one of the visions, but the reason JPII regarded Our Lady of Fatima as key to his survival was that while he was shot on the anniversary of the apparitions, bullets aimed at his heart were deflected by a statue of Our Lady of Fatima he was carrying on his person when the gunman opened fire; that statue has been retained by the Vatican and is on public display. Whether you believe or not, you have to admit, that's extremely uncanny. Re the 'Chronovisor'.....totally agree, there is no way that exists, lol!
You don't realize the "assets" and resources available to the Vatican... And I'm not talking like a higher power, I'm talking about the shady evil sideways folks that are among them and at the service of them.
@@kevinfreeman3098 I 100% understand the resources the Vatican has but I also understand how strongly people feel when Religions single people out for persecution. I'd be willing to bet, in todays society, we could raise plenty of money to get Simon a good legal team. If not that, I imagine someone would seize the opportunity to take it pro bono for the publicity.
@@theclandestinewitness I don't think you understand Kevin's meaning - he's talking about the kind of people who can make sure your car brakes fail, or you have some other unfortunate accident, after which it's a bit late for a legal team to do anything.
And certainly locked away somewhere in the deepest crypt, Jesus the Vampire in crinking chains, under a dome and protected by the Holy Water sprinker system. OK, I did actually read a short story in a Best of Fantasy Fiction paperback. Been stricken with the idea ever since! And I'm adding the sprinker system.
“And, NO, it’s not cheap!” Classic, that one! Simon, you should start a RUclips channel for British humor, Monty Python kinda stuff! If not, at least interview John and Eric!
That Jimmy Hoffa joke is really funny since they just got a deathbed tip as to the exact location of his body that the FBI has deemed to he 100% credible.
Where might that be? Just CURIOUS. Last I heard, he was loaded alive, into a Bell Buoy off the coast of New England, near Martha's Vineyard OR "processed", along with Chuckie O'Brian, into sausages served HOT to unwitting attendees of an unnamed Teamsters gathering... IDK Social myths abound. Do you have a reference for this FBI speculation? The TRUTH is "out there"! 😑
I honestly want to believe that deep inside the vaults is the truth about what really happened to the Knights Templar. Imagine how ground breaking that would be
Ermm... Those documents are public and have been for a long time. The pope disbanded the order at the request of the king of france. I think there is a link to the vatican archives in the templars wikipedia.
An organization who claims to have taken a vow of poverty yet has paid beyond 12 billion in child sex abuse claims seems to view those vows as holy as the one of chastity. The idea that would get an honest answer out of them is impossible. These people think that by speaking a few words in latin that they can change a cheap wafer into human flesh and wine into human blood and convinced millions of idiots to eat the damn thing! But the real problem is abortions, condoms and gays.Yeah, not quite ready to believe the Vatican.
I have or had an uncle that i only met twice when i was a kid im 30 now and he was a high ranking official in the vatican, i believe he was in charge of press or something related to the books kept there. My mom told me he entered the secet library in the vatican that keeps highly secured books and he had a breakdown with one specific book he read, he resigned his job and was moved to another country. I have no idea what he saw or read but it broke the guy. I have no idea if he is even still alive. Last i saw him he was in a beach in mexico and i was probably 16 or something
Today we call a chronoscope by the name 'telescope'. Through one of these contraptions, we can see as far back as 13 billion years or so. Not in great detail mind you. The resolution of these amazing devices barely allows us to envision the shape and color of entire galaxies. Surely a Nobelist like Fermi would have pointed this out to the rest of the team. Maybe that's when his tenure in the project ended...
So, if we want to look back 100 years, all we have to do is find a mirror 1̶0̶0̶ ... err ... *50* light years away from us and look at it... Theoretically... :)
@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire LOL! You should write science fiction. BTW, since it will be a round trip, the mirror should be 50 light years away, no? Ahhh details, details...
If anybody is interested in a version of the chronovisor, there is an interesting hard science fiction novel "The Light of Other Days" by Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter published in 2000. In it wormhole technology is developed that eventually allows viewing into the past at any point in time and space just like the chronovisor in this video.
@@jnawk83 I don't remember that, but it has been many years since I last read the book. The main themes I think were about what it does to our society when privacy could be pierced without effort or knowledge (from anybody really), or what impact the knowledge of how our real history happened could have.
Clarke mentioned a device that allowed people to see events in the past in his novel, "Childhood's End." It's a very casual mention, but it does state that most of the world's religions collapsed immediately thereafter, leaving only a modified form of Buddhism.
@@nancypine9952 Okay. I have read just about every scifi novel from Clarke but strangely Childhood's End I do not remember. It might be that I started it a long time ago, but did not like it then and thus did not finish it. I have a vague bit of memory that it was praised by critics though.
The Third Secret was kept by Sister Lucia the surviving child of Fatima. She lived in cloister and when she saw a picture of Pope John Paul II she requested a visit with him. The Pope traveled to Portugal and visited with St. Lucia (this is all on film). She told him that he was the Pope she was to give the last letter too. St. Lucia handed Pope John Paul II the letter. Check the film archives their meeting was lovely.
@@johnbrowne2170 Third secret is the year the USA will win the world cup. It is such distant future that none of us will be around so no point in releasing that info now.
I believe the biggest secret of the Vatican is that these hilarious "secrets" don't exist. The Grand Grimoire contains a detailed organizational chart of Hell? To collect all that information the author must have spent quite some time in Hell.
Don't be ridiculous. Just contact Hell's public information bureau and ask for the departmental organization chart. They will be happy to oblige. Can't have all those human sacrifices going to the wrong departments.
Very entertaining episode! Funny how some folks are so focused on unproven "magic" when it seems that on a weekly basis we're uncovering the secrets of the cosmos (for real!), lol.
I think the third secret of Fatima was the child abuse scandals bringing down the church. Its the only thing I could see them being secretive about at this point lol
I think you're on to something. The cancer of sexual abuse in the church has driven many people away, ruined lives and is quite possibly the worst sin that has taken place in the Church. Thank goodness there is more to Faith then these horrible people who have been and are responsible for these crimes and cover ups. The effects of this are beyond tremendous.
Really enjoy your channels, and appreciate the info. supplied. My only comment on these "Vatican conspiracies", I'm reminded of the quote: "when a society believes in nothing, it'll believe in anything". Looking forward to your next batch of topics 👍
I can't quite figure out whether that quote is supposed to be FOR belief in religion or AGAINST, as it works both ways depending on your definition of what it means to believe in "nothing"
When a man stops believing in god, he doesn’t believe in nothing, he believes in anything. Attributed to G K Chesterton, but it’s not. It’s also rather meaningless, just appears to be profound. I don’t believe in god and I also don’t just believe in ‘anything’.
@@cgo225 you didn’t quote anyone. You mangled the ‘GK Chesterton quote’. You can’t say random stuff and claim you’re quoting something without attributing it so some actual person who actually said it in the first place. Can you?
Here's a theory pertaining to the "Third Secret of Fatima," i.e. assassination attempt on Pope John Paul II; The question: If the prediction was of the assassination attempt, why were actions not taken to prevent the assassination attempt? The answer: *History.* Explanation: Historically, there are many alleged or mythological stories which tell of a person receiving a prophecy of their own death, subsequently the person who is to die takes actions in order to prevent the prophecy from happening; these actions intended to prevent the inevitable, inevitably, are the actions which cause the inevitable, (the death of the person(s) prophesized to die.) (A few notable stories of this synopsis are found with Perseus, Oedipus, and Minos.) All this being noted, perhaps the Vatican, specifically Pope John Paul II, understood the futility of trying to prevent the inevitable. I make no attempt to imply that the "Third Secret of Fatima" was/is this prediction or that it is locked in the Vatican vault, I merely intend to point out a possibility of reason for action in the case of this theoretical reality.
It could also have come with a warning to not change cause of action, for reasons you named earlier. So, you can't change your actions or the situation, but you can have people around you for immediate help. Then again, it could also just have been about WWII, to stay on theme. Why give a prediction about WWI and then say nothing on WWII. Seems a little odd.
It could also be, theoretically, because none of this is real, that if the prophecy talks of an attempted assassination, then going through with it is the best option. If you already know the pope will survive thus attempt, then let it happen and catch the perpetrator. If you change the course, the perpetrator may try a different time, and now you've lost the foreknowledge and the assurance of its failure. Again this assumes prophecy is real, which it isn't.
@@QBCPerdition sorta akin to the "river effect," i.e., throw a pebble into a river, the water ripples but the current rights itself and continues upon its set path.... but now you no longer have a pebble.
Agreed and furthermore if one has true faith why try to avoid it. If you believe they can predict the attempt then you would believe them when they said it would fail.
Arthur C. Clark once predicted that "acoustic archeology" might one day be possible. He said that sounds might be recorded on inanimate things like bowls spun on a potter's wheel or items made of iron, sounds being 'recorded' while the bowl was spun or the metal still hot. Seems impossible but who can predict the scientific future? Lord Kelvin once said that everything in science that could be discovered had been discovered, the only thing left was more accurate measurements. Kelvin was a brilliant scientist but could not envision the wonders of the 20th century.
@@KarryKarryKarry Reading the full biography of Arthur C. Clark would do you no harm. He is credited with the "invention" of the communication space satellite, this in the 1940s. No, he was not a 'scientist' in the sense of Enrico Fermi, Niels Bohr, even Carl Sagan, but understood the physics (and finances) of placing an object in space. He also anticipated the developement of the Internet and cell phone technology. He sat at a typewriter not in a lab and came up with profound human-changing ideas. He also made some profoundly silly statements, but nobody is perfect.
@@KarryKarryKarry You are very mistaken He wrote many many non-fiction science books - his most important idea was the theory of the geo-stationary satellite From wikipedia Clarke also wrote a number of nonfiction books describing the technical details and societal implications of rocketry and space flight. The most notable of these may be Interplanetary Flight: An Introduction to Astronautics (1950), The Exploration of Space (1951), and The Promise of Space (1968).
@@johnmiller8975 if I rember right of the Big 3 Henlien is the onlynone who didn't release extensive non-fiction scientific literature along with their more well know scifi.
Withholding the Third Secret of Fatima, if it is / was the assassination or assassination attempt on a Pope, makes complete sense. Releasing such an item before the event would probably create "open season" on the Pope in the minds of people who are not sane or under the control of evil, etc.
It makes ZERO sense because if they had something like that, all they needed to do is deposit it with trusted lawyer and told him to release it after attempt to prove the existence of their voodoo. Instead, they waited 20 years till everyone involved forgets everything. Also, pope John Paul I was murdered for being too decent human, you'd think if voodoo girl sitting on a cloud wanted to save a pope, she would pick the decent one who died a martyr before doing anything good, not the pedophile and aids supporter who was only slightly wounded...
Not to mention it doesn't give a date. Does the host think that was the only time the Pope ever went outside? How is it an argument that if he knew he'd be shot he'd have had more security? Just terrible arguments throughout from the host.
Actually, the Second Secret of Fatima not only predicted the end of World War One, but also predicted World War Two, including the pope whose reign it would start, Pius the XI- who wasn't even pope yet, and the rise of Communism and its spread. Now one could argue that it got the pope wrong, given that Pius XI passed away in Feb 1939 and the war in Europe did not begin until September the same year; however, Japan started it's war with China- another candidate for the start of World War 2 according to the wikipedia artical, in 1937, which is two years before Pius XI death.
When speaking about time-travel, time-visor or anything related to time manipulation, the biggest problem is not the time-manipulation itself (strangely), but the location. Everyone needs to understand that our galaxy, our solar system and our planet is moving through space at an astounding speeds, to be more precise - 2,1 million kilometers per hour. That is about 583 kilometers per second. You can try to calculate the travel distance from now to 1 year ago. Now if you have a time-visor you need somehow to calibrate it to show that exact location in that exact time, oh and by the way it is still moving while you are using your time-visor so you need to keep updating location data. Even today there is no computer that could do those calculations fast enough. I’m not even started talking about galaxy changing movement trajectory and cherry on top - time manipulation itself :D
@@Marine5D the CIA have a warehouse with a working chronovisor connected to a quantum computer. They can even see the future and a working time machine is in their hands. We are just getting comfortable in the shackles they put us in.
@@NeilRulz07 Wouldn't they first hack all those lost bitcoin wallets? It's basically free no-one's money and there are lot of them, it's like billions of dollars worth of bitcoin. For quantum computer it would be a breeze. Sorry man, i think the problem is not only computing power, but also our fundamental understanding of things. These ideas are fun and all, but in reality it is amazing how much we still don't know. Anyway, have a good day :)
The fact that they have hidden secrets in vaults would ring alarm bells for anyone thinking about joining that organisation. Not anti religion but any institution that have things to hide from its members and the public should be treated with a bit of Cynicism.
@@KTBFFH8 but these are hidden behind armed guards and lock and key 🔑 I think that makes them pretty inaccessible and unknown to the very vast majority of us and done so in a very robust way . I think you could probably stretch your imagination and see that these are secrets that they don’t want the wider or majority of people knowing . And peace be with you brother .
"To prevent it from falling into the hands of those who would use it for nefarious purposes and personal gain." Like the Catholic Church has never done anything nefarious, nor owns huge swaths of land, or has some clergy living in paid houses, nor headed by a man who surrounds himself with gold leafing, waited on hand-and-foot, nor does it expect a little palm-greasing in order to living forever.
Technically the Vatican City is not in Rome, because contrary to what the name suggests, the Vatican City is not only a country, it is the smallest country in the world. Which happens to be completely surrounded by Rome. 😁
I know that you are technically correct here, but I utterly refuse to use the term country for them. I think of it as a city-state in a world of nation-states or as a sovereign territory . To me the word country carries with it connotations of size, which Vatican City most certainly does not have.
@@whyjnot420 A country can be an independent sovereign state or part of a larger state, as a non-sovereign or formerly sovereign political division, a physical territory with a government, or a geographic region associated with sets of previously independent or differently associated peoples with distinct political characteristics. The size of the land plays no part in defining a country
@@righty-o3585 Did you read the very first thing I said? Did you fail to notice that this means the rest was OPINION? I think you failed to understand both. edit: btw, given that you are arguing in favor of a truism, it really feels like you responded for the sole reason of hearing yourself speak, so to say.
@@righty-o3585 Sorry, that was supposed to be "so to speak". Since you couldn't figure that out and I have to say it outright, I will also tell you what that phrase means. It means that I was describing something in an unusual way _id est_ I was describing typing something out as physically speaking.
The third secret is when the Vatican will fall, a secret that start with they can't find a new pope with the old methods and end with a pope as a new Nero and how the wolf that fed Romulus will swallow the ashes... Just guessing.
Releasing the third secret would've actually been really stupid because if the secret was about the assassination attempt then someone would've done it in order to "fulfill" it and it would've just been a self fulfilling prophesy.
You guys missed, 'Another Roadside Attraction" by Tom Robbins. A satire about the body of Jesus being liberated from the Vatican vaults to be exhibited as an American sideshow.
The 2nd book in James Morrow's Jehovah trilogy, Blameless in Abaddon, had a similar premise except it was the body of God himself that was found drifting in the ocean.
This may seem out of nowhere. I like trying the old recipes for things like the Grand Grimoie recipe for glue. While I'm in there I'll try the invisibility spell.
Not gonna lie but I leave ur channel running and the volume on at low low where I can hear it but not too much and ur voice is very soothing...the voice is like all base no treble and it helps me sleep.
The miracle of the sun at Fatima was seen by tens of thousands of travelers and reported in newspapers of the time. It was a remarkable event and so is the message of Fatima.
I love watching these videos because every single thing that he says couldn't have happened , everything he dismisses as impossible, everything he insists is conspiratorial and insane is most assuredly the truth. Simon whatever his name is, the individual who supposedly creates content for a dozen different outlets in real time at a staggering, UNEARTHLY pace, wants us to believe that nothing has mystical or magical or distorted origins. Spoiler alert: he has access to other dimensions where time doesn't exist.
@@rebekah9713 Oh no... They have divided them selves from their community once again and given themselves a new name. Here in Denmark, one of my friend is still a vegetarian and he still eats fish.
This video reminded me that I know someone who has been in the Vatican library/archives. I reached out after watching this to ask them about it. They were allowed to look at anything and had a “curator” help them around and retrieve anything they wanted. They were there because their company had a business partnership with the Vatican and they were seeking items that would make cool print textiles. So apparently all you have to do is get a contract to print shirts and stuff with Vatican images and you are good to go! Lol!
Google “The Vatican Library Collection” mens neck ties. The Vatican licensed a series of mens neck ties back in the day. My friend is the one that did the designs. So yeah, it did happen. Now go troll somewhere else you little hobbit!
@@markmcbride5900 If you’d have said to begin with that he had done some work for the Vatican, it would have made a little more sense. But I still don’t believe for _one single moment_ that he was allowed to go into every area and look at everything, for designing a tie? Not a chance. Your mate has embellished his story.
I think the sum of all of Simon's channels equal the number of all the other channels I also watch. Because I swear he's nearly half of all the content I watch. N I am not complaining lol.
It always cracks me up when someone talks about unbelievable things from the perspective of complete disbelief. It's the equivalent of glowing with pride after defeating countless toddlers in an arm wrestling contest. Bro, you aren't doing something amazing by being sceptical of these stories LMAO.
I bet they’re keeping GTA 6 in there.
It’s right beside half-life 3
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On god they are 🤭🤣🎧🎮 lmaoo
single funniest thing i’ve seen since will smith at the oscars 😂
You could probably do several shows on interesting items that are actually confirmed to be in the Vatican as well.
...like what? I'm so curious now! Fact boi better educate us soon!
How many foreskins do they own?
@@CJT3X Unironically, there are reports of Jesus' foreskin being preserved. But beyond that, Catholics dont circumcise, so i doubt very many.
@@apples1547 wait ... What?!
@@apples1547 we now need a side projects about jesus'foreskin!! Get on it fact boi!
The Chronoscope has existed for years, it is called the Animus and I have used it to participate in the Crusades, The American Revolution, Rome's invasion of Alexandria, the Peloponnesian war, and the Viking invasion of England.
yesssss, there's the assassin's creed reference. that's what I immediately thought of as well, and I now 100% believe the vatican has one (not really lol but it maybe me find it microscopically more plausible : p)
This is what I was looking for. 😂
Who publishes your time travel fiction?
You mean "The Chronovisor" . .🕓✅
Not everyone will get that but ha ha AC is a good game
the speed of the intelligent reads & structure of how Simon tears it up, gives me hope. it's always refreshing to hear what he has to say. the info is much appreciated also 🙏
I REALLY hope that in our lifetime we find out some of the hidden things in the vatican as well as the Smithsonian
the sheer amount of books they have would be interesting as fuck, let alone anything else
I wish I could go in there for a weekend. I would find it and post about it all
lol
Both would be equally awesome!!!
I've heard Adam's body in his gold coffin was on Noah's Ark and now stored away in the Smithsonian.
@@tonysgarlatti36 Well done. Here's someone who understood the assignment.
Doesn’t matter what the Vatican has stashed away, but I would really love to rummage around their vaults.
Just stay out of their trunks, it's a sin 😁😁😁😁
I wish they would just finally make everything public. Researchers can apparently go in there but they need to know exactly what they’re there to see.
@@kendalbrenneman and as there is no official record of what is in there, you could go "yes I would like to study your UFO" and they would say "which one?" :-p
@@rufie83 I recently read a book by a guy who got access, and I guess there IS a website of some kind to search, but they make it difficult and you need to know the title. I don't know. I wish they would make an effort to scan things, make things public.... sigh.
@@malavoy1 I'll try not to get in the habit😄
Simon nervously covering his ass so his basement (and Danny's sub basement) aren't raided by lawyers will always be funny
After doing all the ass covering should have had the fbi swat team meme shown
@@cripplious No, not the FBI. They would send the Spanish Inquisition!
@@samuelmeasa9283 no one ever expects the Spanish inquisition.
@@cripplious Their chief weapon (among many many others) is surprise...
I still miss the old title of Brain Blaze.
Chapters
@00:38 The Chronovisor
@04:15 The Grand Grimoire
@07:17 The Third Secret of Fatima
@10:38 The Essene Gospel of Peace
Even if the items mentioned are fake I have no doubt the Vatican is in possession of some very fascinating artifacts. Many of which would be linked to supernatural aspects.
That is a dumb thing to believe because no where on earth is any object found with supernatural aspects.
@@goldengun9970 supernatural can be linked to "science so advanced it's essentially magic". Like if you bring someone during the time of Jesus to the modern times, anything we take for granted like (smartphones, cars, plane, etc.) Would all seem supernatural to them.
And Obviously Heaven wouldn't be filled with beings using primitive technology. The UFO sightings we have are most likely seen by the prophets of God and describe it in a way that fits the time.
The Bible even prophesied about the damn cars we drive in today as
Nahum 2:3-4 reads, “the chariots shall be with flaming torches (head lights) in the day of his preparation, and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken. The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall jostle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightning.” This prophecy is bringing to light the end of the age or the last days.
@@work90 if you go to the time of jesus you won't even find jesus. He was fiction of the evil Roman empire. You have better chances with tye other prophets from tanach
@@goldengun9970 Jesus is most certainly real whether he performed miracles or was the son of god is debatable but he is almost certainly an actual historical person
@@MegaShiels o he is fiction of the evil roman empire. What is real is us jews waking each other up, directing $, minds and efforts to countering those targeting us for conversion wth deceptive tactics looking for the secular, unlearned and vulnerable. This evil we will be fighting a lot more and winning against like we have all through our history against every other deluded evilbwe have faced
The Ancient Aliens series has been going for 10 or 11 seasons now. I'm very sure you could do an 11 season run of all the things that are supposed to be (or even proven to be) in the Vatican. I'd watch the hell out of that even if most of it is bunk.
There's NOTHING there Napoleon emptied the place! The Vatican records were used to wrap fish in Paris!
Instead of Mysteries at the Museum, you have Mysteries at the Vatican. I'd watch that.
The first Doctor had a “Chronovisor” type device on-board the TARDIS in the early days of Doctor Who.
William hartnell and Jon pertwee and Tom baker were the best it all went to crap after baker
Cardinal: "So your holiness wants to make device that can see into the past?"
Pope: "Yes! That nazi that made those rocket bombs would be the right one for the job!"
Cardinal: "OK..."
So who was filming the birth of Christ and somehow failed to deliver the footage to history and the world?
Ha! Yes, and after he helped develop a world-changing technology he accepted the US government's offer to move to North Alabama.
Like you do.
Yeah ...something obvious and disgusting happened there . The Roman Catholic Church suffered persecution in Nazi Germany.
They took all the "smartest" people of the time and made a conspiracy. Not even a good conspiracy, i would have included at least Albert Einstein.
About the only one of those I find even remotely plausible would be the Grand Grimoire, regardless of how supernatural it may or may not be. If I was the head of a highly superstitious organization like The Catholic Church, I would absolutely keep whatever documentation was produced by my ostensible enemies. If I know their teachings, I know how they are likely to react to given events, and can plan accordingly. That is absolutely something that ANY major organization would do, religious or secular.
If the grand grimoire exists, if, then lost in the Vatican would be best place for it. For idiots and fools who believe that magic exist (spoiler it doesn’t) would be trying out the spells and potions in it, and I guess that human sacrifice would be part of them.
@@TheAussief1 I assume that there were things in these books, looking like magic, which were actually working. People might have figured out things and written them down, and others collected such knowledge. Who knows what was supressed or hidden to give someone an edge.
@@TheAussief1 In the middle of every lie is hidden a truth to make that lie believable. The bigger the truth, the bigger the lie it will hide. The Bible holds many such truths which is why it can hide so many huge lies, like the existence of the supernatural.
Regardless of what it contains, it is a historical relic just as important to know what it contains as Malleus Maleficarum. We have other historical records, like from the Incas, that demanded human sacrifice, and even some modern fabricated sources like Aleister Crowley's books, and few people are daft enough to follow them, and none to the point of murdering anyone. Such books pose little threat in the modern day, however, when society was much more superstitious it was a different story.
Supernatural doesnt exist so its nothing special
@@FutureBoyWonder That it doesn't exist is irrelevant, that it doesn't exist does not make it nothing special.
Star Trek is just as fictional, and yet it has inspired hundreds of thousands of people to greater heights especially in the sciences. If not for that work of fiction, you probably wouldn't have a cellphone in your pocket today.
Sir Isaac Newton, yeah, the apple guy, not only invented what we call 'Newtonian physics" in his honor, but invented Calculus, refined the field of Optics, was a Member of Parliament, and the Master of the Royal Mint where he established fiscal policy that many nations follow to this day. But he also wrote on the subject of Alchemy. Is his writings on Alchemy any less valuable than his writings on Gravity? I say it's even more important as it shows us who the man really was, yet another facet of his incredible mind. But if it was nothing special, then it wouldn't be preserved and nobody would remember some of the last notable works of the study of Alchemy before it ultimately morphed into the science Chemistry. That he was one of the great thinkers who helped turn it FROM Alchemy into Chemistry.
But sure, since the supernatural doesn't exist, that nonsense isn't important.
Ah yes, i once accidentally nearly invented a Chronovisor while tinkering in my garage. But in the end, it turned out to be a bookshelf instead.
Yeah understandable. 🤩
I second the idea of a video (or series of videos) concerning items that the Vatican actually does possess. I am certain that there are simply (and literally) tons of amazing stuff being preserved in hermetically-sealed, climate-controlled, heavily-guarded, underground storage chambers.
In all likeliness, they probably do have quite a few texts related to the occult and alchemy, but these treatises would not be held as mystical or "empowered," instead they would be kept as a matter of cultural/historical archive.
Probably the most controversial possibility of inclusion in their vaults would be documents detailing the depth and breadth of the church's specific actions and involvement with the Nazi regime and the 6Ustase movement for the first half of last century.
The Catholic Church has *always* known the value of alchemy and the recycling/growth of the human soul via reincarnation.
They just can't allow *us* to know, lest they lose their control over our free thought.
@@theophrastusbombastus1359 The only losing control here is you 🤣
Yes while not condeming Mustache man, their churches all across Europe saved about 700 000 Brews and other minorities.
@@rihardsmitrevics That was priests acting on their OWN accord. Compared to the millions murdered without the leadership ever uttering a word against it. The church is a gathering of opportunistic and perverse men from the top to the lowliest rapist.
@@theophrastusbombastus1359 Thar breaks down when you consider that most belief systems where reincarnation is a thing would view such behavior as detrimental to spiritual growth and progression. IE, they'd be knowingly making their next lives worse by suppressing the paths for others in a plot to control them.
A book that prolly doesn't exist written by maybe 2 different people that may never have been real while maybe possessed by the devil speaks of spells that prolly don't work...sounds legit
That book has nothing on the book written by Al Hazred, the mad Arab
Ha ha ha……..that’s pithy. Well said.
Almost like the bible
@@dongiovanni4331 The Necronomicon was never presented as real, though. We know that it was a MacGuffin invented by Lovecraft for his fictional stories.
this deserves it´s own Brain Blaze segment, with the FBI meme, and all the legends of the basement
Blaze Boy, make it happen please
You not ogbb, you did not call it Business Blaze.
The Vatican would never lie…
You made me almost choke on my blueberry moofin!!!
People often dismiss religion as being anti-science, but fact is science was born from polytheistic, monotheistic, and philosophical traditions.
The first universities were founded by the Roman Catholic Church to train future clergy. They taught astrology which eventually became mainstream astronomy (Galileo and Tycho Brahe, despite their dust ups with the church, were astrologers as much as we consider them astronomers today). Convents and monasteries were the few centers of learning during the Dark Ages, as they kept the only quasi public libraries containing books with everything from botany, math, and music, to teachings of famous and more obscure Greek, Roman, Middle Eastern, and European philosophers. Anything from Plato to Aristotle, to Algebra developed in the Middle East, and cultic math concepts around the Mediterranean like Pi, the Pythagorean theorem, rational numbers, etc., Egyptian mysteries, etc. It's no coincidence that the father of hereditary genetics was a Catholic monk--Gregor Mendel. Due the common study of music, they also developed extensive knowledge on harmonies and frequencies.
When Protestants broke with the Catholic Church, they emulated the RC and founded their own universities. That's how Harvard came to exist in the U.S. and really all future research universities. In fact at places like Oxford and Cambridge, you couldn't hold certain administrative positions if you were not ordained clergy as late as the early 1900s.
So considering the thousand years of accumulated knowledge of all kinds, it would not surprise me, that like the Library of Alexandria (where it was claimed there was a blueprint for the steam engine), the Vatican Library has a lot of obscure but extensive information on math and scientific concepts and experiments carried out, and collected over centuries. The Roman Catholic Church still operates astronomical observatories around the world, as well as universities.
Which is why, if an object like the chronovisor existed, it would not be entirely surprising. The WWII era German and American governments by the way were aware of some of these developments. The U.S. in particular to this day works on top secret classified projects dealing in all sorts of fantastic technology in secret bases around the country and around the world. Operation Paperclip involved far more than the development of nuclear bombs and rocketry. Those are just the technologies we know of and made famous.
I can never decide whether Simon's paranoia about getting sued is genuine or just a very long-standing running joke. If the Vatican really bothered suing everyone who talked about conspiracy theories centered on the Catholic Church, that's pretty much all they'd be doing.
Why cant it be both ;)
@@onespecies-human344 My thoughts exactly. There is nothing that says the two are mutually exclusive.
Also, it most certainly is a long running joke as anyone who has been watching his videos for awhile can attest to. One that to me at least, seems to have started with Simon being genuinely afraid of being sued.
@@onespecies-human344 The way I see it it started out as real. But these days it has become both a running joke and fear of the Spanish Inquisition replacing him with a vat grown replacement.
They arent scientology after all.
Maybe both?
Lol yeah the Vatican is like the world's best vault. Literally anything you never want to see the light of day could be possibly maybe stored there and no one would ever be able to ever know.
Maybe they don't tell us because we don't want to know
I saw the chronoviser...in a 1965 episode of the documentary series Doctor Who. I think they watched the Kingsmen because the Vatican (or their BBC branch) couldn't afford The Beatles. Also I think you'll find according to the 90s animated documentary series Gargoyles, the grimorum was destroyed when Goliath tore the Eye of Odin out of it, also destroing the Archmage. Simon's beard looks good. One of these things is real.
Ahh, _The Chase._ Love it (apart from a certain bus journey that made me sad...)
When you say 90s animated documentary calledGargoyles...
Do you mean on the Disney Afternoon?
Hey, don't besmirch the good name of Doctor Who!
“Prominent New York vegetarian” may be my new favorite phrase
Fantastic editing on this one - showing WWI reels while describing visions of hell was a great touch
Much as I love Simon's work and his channels there are some significant inaccuracies in this video regarding Fatima. The first secret didn't merely concern WWI but also (just before the Russian Revolution) prophesied that Russia would spread an atheistic persecution of faith throughout the world, leading to a general decline in religious faith across the 20th century, which indeed occured under its Communist regime.
Regarding John Paul II, a vision of a bishop felled by gunfire was part of one of the visions, but the reason JPII regarded Our Lady of Fatima as key to his survival was that while he was shot on the anniversary of the apparitions, bullets aimed at his heart were deflected by a statue of Our Lady of Fatima he was carrying on his person when the gunman opened fire; that statue has been retained by the Vatican and is on public display. Whether you believe or not, you have to admit, that's extremely uncanny.
Re the 'Chronovisor'.....totally agree, there is no way that exists, lol!
It’s not uncanny, it’s completely made up.
Good lord, there are people who believe this nonsense and you appear to be one of them . This is 2021, not 1021.
@@tatata1543 there is proof. If you don’t believe, fine. That doesn’t make it “made up”.
@@bignastytiger4174 Show me the proof.
Do your own research. Proof is there. Someone like myself just stating facts won’t change your mind. You finding facts, will change your mind.
Simon we'd crowd fund a legal team for you if the Vatican comes after you.
You don't realize the "assets" and resources available to the Vatican... And I'm not talking like a higher power, I'm talking about the shady evil sideways folks that are among them and at the service of them.
@@kevinfreeman3098 I 100% understand the resources the Vatican has but I also understand how strongly people feel when Religions single people out for persecution. I'd be willing to bet, in todays society, we could raise plenty of money to get Simon a good legal team. If not that, I imagine someone would seize the opportunity to take it pro bono for the publicity.
@@theclandestinewitness I don't think you understand Kevin's meaning - he's talking about the kind of people who can make sure your car brakes fail, or you have some other unfortunate accident, after which it's a bit late for a legal team to do anything.
Yeah, if the Vatican came after Simon, we would never hear from him again, although, we would croudfund a lawsuit from Scientology!
#TeamSimon!
And certainly locked away somewhere in the deepest crypt, Jesus the Vampire in crinking chains, under a dome and protected by the Holy Water sprinker system.
OK, I did actually read a short story in a Best of Fantasy Fiction paperback. Been stricken with the idea ever since! And I'm adding the sprinker system.
“And, NO, it’s not cheap!”
Classic, that one!
Simon, you should start a RUclips channel for British humor, Monty Python kinda stuff!
If not, at least interview John and Eric!
THANK YOU !
For NOT trying out.
For the position of.
Stand up comic.
I think Danny and Callum are joining up to annoy Simon with ghosts and magic 🤣
That Jimmy Hoffa joke is really funny since they just got a deathbed tip as to the exact location of his body that the FBI has deemed to he 100% credible.
FBI deemed 100% credible.
That's a joke all on it own.
Where might that be? Just CURIOUS. Last I heard, he was loaded alive, into a Bell Buoy off the coast of New England, near Martha's Vineyard OR "processed", along with Chuckie O'Brian, into sausages served HOT to unwitting attendees of an unnamed Teamsters gathering... IDK Social myths abound. Do you have a reference for this FBI speculation?
The TRUTH is "out there"!
😑
You believing any of that is the funniest part 🤣
Eric Shawn on FOX has ran a special on Hoffa. The Bridge tip came WAY before the FBI got involved according to him.
...allegedly credible...
I honestly want to believe that deep inside the vaults is the truth about what really happened to the Knights Templar. Imagine how ground breaking that would be
Yes me too.
Ermm... Those documents are public and have been for a long time. The pope disbanded the order at the request of the king of france. I think there is a link to the vatican archives in the templars wikipedia.
An organization who claims to have taken a vow of poverty yet has paid beyond 12 billion in child sex abuse claims seems to view those vows as holy as the one of chastity. The idea that would get an honest answer out of them is impossible. These people think that by speaking a few words in latin that they can change a cheap wafer into human flesh and wine into human blood and convinced millions of idiots to eat the damn thing! But the real problem is abortions, condoms and gays.Yeah, not quite ready to believe the Vatican.
Are you serious? You dont know about the occult?
They are still around, albeit in a much different form.
The soy is strong with this one.
"Let me deboonk!", "oooooh conspooooracy!"
I have or had an uncle that i only met twice when i was a kid im 30 now and he was a high ranking official in the vatican, i believe he was in charge of press or something related to the books kept there. My mom told me he entered the secet library in the vatican that keeps highly secured books and he had a breakdown with one specific book he read, he resigned his job and was moved to another country. I have no idea what he saw or read but it broke the guy. I have no idea if he is even still alive. Last i saw him he was in a beach in mexico and i was probably 16 or something
That’s kool I wonder
Sure.
It was probably the Bible.
@@lukeivanaj336 sorry..
Out of curiosity are you willing to provide a name? I would assume not but with information like that I can't help but inquire
Today we call a chronoscope by the name 'telescope'. Through one of these contraptions, we can see as far back as 13 billion years or so. Not in great detail mind you. The resolution of these amazing devices barely allows us to envision the shape and color of entire galaxies. Surely a Nobelist like Fermi would have pointed this out to the rest of the team. Maybe that's when his tenure in the project ended...
So, if we want to look back 100 years, all we have to do is find a mirror 1̶0̶0̶ ... err ... *50* light years away from us and look at it...
Theoretically... :)
@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire LOL! You should write science fiction. BTW, since it will be a round trip, the mirror should be 50 light years away, no? Ahhh details, details...
I always wondered why demons that had no respect for hierarchy in heaven would suddenly change their minds in hell...
The weird part is he said Beelzebub and Lucifer were different when they are both just names for Satan.
@@rushthezeppelin I've heard them used as both so idk it's all just stories anyways
They formed a union. Chapter 666. The union dues are just bad as ours however.
This current life is “hell.” Hell is a very misunderstood conscript in modern western culture.
Got to love the irony. He always jokes about trusting what you hear on the internet, and his whole gig is giving out info on the internet.
Everything this man touches turns to gold
Embrace the blaze Simon. Your channels are the much more entertaining for it.
Of course Hell would have an organizational flow chart.
You should do a vid on the strange stuff hidden in the British Museum
If anybody is interested in a version of the chronovisor, there is an interesting hard science fiction novel "The Light of Other Days" by Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter published in 2000. In it wormhole technology is developed that eventually allows viewing into the past at any point in time and space just like the chronovisor in this video.
that's the one that explores the implications for viewing any place mere milliseconds ago?
@@jnawk83 I don't remember that, but it has been many years since I last read the book. The main themes I think were about what it does to our society when privacy could be pierced without effort or knowledge (from anybody really), or what impact the knowledge of how our real history happened could have.
Thank you , I always appreciate recommendations from real people , we should all do more in comments.
Clarke mentioned a device that allowed people to see events in the past in his novel, "Childhood's End." It's a very casual mention, but it does state that most of the world's religions collapsed immediately thereafter, leaving only a modified form of Buddhism.
@@nancypine9952 Okay. I have read just about every scifi novel from Clarke but strangely Childhood's End I do not remember. It might be that I started it a long time ago, but did not like it then and thus did not finish it. I have a vague bit of memory that it was praised by critics though.
Mentions the miracle of the sun, proceeds to not describe the miracle of the sun
Chronovisor -> Super 8 -> Betamax -> VHS -> Laser Disc -> DVD -> Blue Ray -> RUclips!
The Third Secret was kept by Sister Lucia the surviving child of Fatima. She lived in cloister and when she saw a picture of Pope John Paul II she requested a visit with him.
The Pope traveled to Portugal and visited with St. Lucia (this is all on film). She told him that he was the Pope she was to give the last letter too. St. Lucia handed Pope John Paul II the letter. Check the film archives their meeting was lovely.
The Third Secret was that England would win the 1966 Word Cup.
@@johnbrowne2170 Third secret is the year the USA will win the world cup. It is such distant future that none of us will be around so no point in releasing that info now.
I believe the biggest secret of the Vatican is that these hilarious "secrets" don't exist.
The Grand Grimoire contains a detailed organizational chart of Hell? To collect all that information the author must have spent quite some time in Hell.
Don't be ridiculous.
Just contact Hell's public information bureau and ask for the departmental organization chart. They will be happy to oblige. Can't have all those human sacrifices going to the wrong departments.
@@jakedee4117 I contacted Them . They said "No , go to hell ! " . Terrible way of treating people I'd say .
I summoned a couple of dark entities, and they had no idea what I was talking about.. All and all, terrible customer service.. 2/5⭐
@@jakedee4117 if you've ever seen the show Angel before, then you'll know why I laughed alot reading this.
Very entertaining episode! Funny how some folks are so focused on unproven "magic" when it seems that on a weekly basis we're uncovering the secrets of the cosmos (for real!), lol.
The idea of a prime minister of hell is honesty hilarious
Simons that guy back in the day like 'if you think the earth is round...ha...your just stupid arnt you'
I think the third secret of Fatima was the child abuse scandals bringing down the church. Its the only thing I could see them being secretive about at this point lol
That was something already well known about even at the time the secrets were given
Maybe satan takes over the vatican
@@honchoryanc satan created the vatican and its gov/councils
I think you're on to something. The cancer of sexual abuse in the church has driven many people away, ruined lives and is quite possibly the worst sin that has taken place in the Church. Thank goodness there is more to Faith then these horrible people who have been and are responsible for these crimes and cover ups. The effects of this are beyond tremendous.
Simons scepticism is equal to his sarcasm on this video 🤣
Really enjoy your channels, and appreciate the info. supplied. My only comment on these "Vatican conspiracies", I'm reminded of the quote: "when a society believes in nothing, it'll believe in anything".
Looking forward to your next batch of topics 👍
When a society believes in anything based on faith it can be made to do anything based on faith.
I can't quite figure out whether that quote is supposed to be FOR belief in religion or AGAINST, as it works both ways depending on your definition of what it means to believe in "nothing"
When a man stops believing in god, he doesn’t believe in nothing, he believes in anything. Attributed to G K Chesterton, but it’s not. It’s also rather meaningless, just appears to be profound. I don’t believe in god and I also don’t just believe in ‘anything’.
@@paulannable3734 The quote refers to societies, not a specific individual such as you. But thanks for commenting.
@@cgo225 you didn’t quote anyone. You mangled the ‘GK Chesterton quote’. You can’t say random stuff and claim you’re quoting something without attributing it so some actual person who actually said it in the first place. Can you?
This guy is too busy keeping the status quo, that he will never have the balls to have an unpopular opinion.
I enjoy me some Simon narrative. Imagine chilling at a lounge hamging with Simon, how could u not have a good time and a hell of a conversation
Here's a theory pertaining to the "Third Secret of Fatima," i.e. assassination attempt on Pope John Paul II; The question: If the prediction was of the assassination attempt, why were actions not taken to prevent the assassination attempt? The answer: *History.* Explanation: Historically, there are many alleged or mythological stories which tell of a person receiving a prophecy of their own death, subsequently the person who is to die takes actions in order to prevent the prophecy from happening; these actions intended to prevent the inevitable, inevitably, are the actions which cause the inevitable, (the death of the person(s) prophesized to die.) (A few notable stories of this synopsis are found with Perseus, Oedipus, and Minos.)
All this being noted, perhaps the Vatican, specifically Pope John Paul II, understood the futility of trying to prevent the inevitable.
I make no attempt to imply that the "Third Secret of Fatima" was/is this prediction or that it is locked in the Vatican vault, I merely intend to point out a possibility of reason for action in the case of this theoretical reality.
It could also have come with a warning to not change cause of action, for reasons you named earlier. So, you can't change your actions or the situation, but you can have people around you for immediate help. Then again, it could also just have been about WWII, to stay on theme. Why give a prediction about WWI and then say nothing on WWII. Seems a little odd.
It could also be, theoretically, because none of this is real, that if the prophecy talks of an attempted assassination, then going through with it is the best option. If you already know the pope will survive thus attempt, then let it happen and catch the perpetrator. If you change the course, the perpetrator may try a different time, and now you've lost the foreknowledge and the assurance of its failure. Again this assumes prophecy is real, which it isn't.
@@magichands135 makes sense.
@@QBCPerdition sorta akin to the "river effect," i.e., throw a pebble into a river, the water ripples but the current rights itself and continues upon its set path.... but now you no longer have a pebble.
Agreed and furthermore if one has true faith why try to avoid it. If you believe they can predict the attempt then you would believe them when they said it would fail.
Arthur C. Clark once predicted that "acoustic archeology" might one day be possible. He said that sounds might be recorded on inanimate things like bowls spun on a potter's wheel or items made of iron, sounds being 'recorded' while the bowl was spun or the metal still hot. Seems impossible but who can predict the scientific future? Lord Kelvin once said that everything in science that could be discovered had been discovered, the only thing left was more accurate measurements. Kelvin was a brilliant scientist but could not envision the wonders of the 20th century.
Well he was a science FICTION author.
Not a scientist.
The rest of your statement is just dumb quotes.
@@KarryKarryKarry Reading the full biography of Arthur C. Clark would do you no harm. He is credited with the "invention" of the communication space satellite, this in the 1940s. No, he was not a 'scientist' in the sense of Enrico Fermi, Niels Bohr, even Carl Sagan, but understood the physics (and finances) of placing an object in space. He also anticipated the developement of the Internet and cell phone technology. He sat at a typewriter not in a lab and came up with profound human-changing ideas. He also made some profoundly silly statements, but nobody is perfect.
@@KarryKarryKarry You are very mistaken
He wrote many many non-fiction science books - his most important idea was the theory of the geo-stationary satellite
From wikipedia
Clarke also wrote a number of nonfiction books describing the technical details and societal implications of rocketry and space flight. The most notable of these may be Interplanetary Flight: An Introduction to Astronautics (1950), The Exploration of Space (1951), and The Promise of Space (1968).
@@johnmiller8975 if I rember right of the Big 3 Henlien is the onlynone who didn't release extensive non-fiction scientific literature along with their more well know scifi.
If sarcasm is a sign of intelligence Simon is a genius. I love it.
Your skepticism is the exact reason why only certain people receive a security clearance, and even fewer get the privilege to work at the NSA.
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Withholding the Third Secret of Fatima, if it is / was the assassination or assassination attempt on a Pope, makes complete sense. Releasing such an item before the event would probably create "open season" on the Pope in the minds of people who are not sane or under the control of evil, etc.
It makes ZERO sense because if they had something like that, all they needed to do is deposit it with trusted lawyer and told him to release it after attempt to prove the existence of their voodoo. Instead, they waited 20 years till everyone involved forgets everything. Also, pope John Paul I was murdered for being too decent human, you'd think if voodoo girl sitting on a cloud wanted to save a pope, she would pick the decent one who died a martyr before doing anything good, not the pedophile and aids supporter who was only slightly wounded...
Not to mention it doesn't give a date. Does the host think that was the only time the Pope ever went outside? How is it an argument that if he knew he'd be shot he'd have had more security? Just terrible arguments throughout from the host.
Whomever makes these are extremely talented, they can take the most interesting subjects, and make them unwatchable.
No
But okay
Simon's sass has increased. I love this guy. He's AWESOME!!!!!!
It makes him sound homosexual
Actually, the Second Secret of Fatima not only predicted the end of World War One, but also predicted World War Two, including the pope whose reign it would start, Pius the XI- who wasn't even pope yet, and the rise of Communism and its spread. Now one could argue that it got the pope wrong, given that Pius XI passed away in Feb 1939 and the war in Europe did not begin until September the same year; however, Japan started it's war with China- another candidate for the start of World War 2 according to the wikipedia artical, in 1937, which is two years before Pius XI death.
3:14 you left out that although he admitted the photos were fake on his deathbed, he was still adamant that the machine existed.
When speaking about time-travel, time-visor or anything related to time manipulation, the biggest problem is not the time-manipulation itself (strangely), but the location. Everyone needs to understand that our galaxy, our solar system and our planet is moving through space at an astounding speeds, to be more precise - 2,1 million kilometers per hour. That is about 583 kilometers per second. You can try to calculate the travel distance from now to 1 year ago. Now if you have a time-visor you need somehow to calibrate it to show that exact location in that exact time, oh and by the way it is still moving while you are using your time-visor so you need to keep updating location data. Even today there is no computer that could do those calculations fast enough. I’m not even started talking about galaxy changing movement trajectory and cherry on top - time manipulation itself :D
Quantum computing already done it
@@NeilRulz07 Done what?
@@Marine5D the CIA have a warehouse with a working chronovisor connected to a quantum computer. They can even see the future and a working time machine is in their hands. We are just getting comfortable in the shackles they put us in.
@@NeilRulz07 Wouldn't they first hack all those lost bitcoin wallets? It's basically free no-one's money and there are lot of them, it's like billions of dollars worth of bitcoin. For quantum computer it would be a breeze. Sorry man, i think the problem is not only computing power, but also our fundamental understanding of things. These ideas are fun and all, but in reality it is amazing how much we still don't know. Anyway, have a good day :)
@@NeilRulz07 I believe this
The fact that they have hidden secrets in vaults would ring alarm bells for anyone thinking about joining that organisation. Not anti religion but any institution that have things to hide from its members and the public should be treated with a bit of Cynicism.
I wouldn’t say hidden. Its hard for normal folks but if you are a scholar or know what you are looking for they’ll show you.
@@KTBFFH8 . It’s in a vault mate it’s hidden .
@@Sherrie510 Many people keep things they love in vaults and show them to anyone if they ask. A vault doesn’t make it hidden.
@@KTBFFH8 but these are hidden behind armed guards and lock and key 🔑 I think that makes them pretty inaccessible and unknown to the very vast majority of us and done so in a very robust way . I think you could probably stretch your imagination and see that these are secrets that they don’t want the wider or majority of people knowing .
And peace be with you brother .
@@KTBFFH8 unless there is a public list of what is in the Vatican vaults , it is completely hidden.
The chronovisor must have inspired the limited series Devs to some extent
You had me at "Pike-wielding Swiss Beefeaters".
@6:42 re: The Grand Grimoire. All I could think about was "I got it, I got it.....Klatu....Verata......Ahemhehehe"
A sure-sign of a fool is thinking anything outside of one's experience to be an impossibility.
"To prevent it from falling into the hands of those who would use it for nefarious purposes and personal gain." Like the Catholic Church has never done anything nefarious, nor owns huge swaths of land, or has some clergy living in paid houses, nor headed by a man who surrounds himself with gold leafing, waited on hand-and-foot, nor does it expect a little palm-greasing in order to living forever.
The number of people confused by the difference between prediction and postdiction is as insane as they themselves are.
This.....this needs to be BLAZED BLAZE BOY🔥🔥🔥
Jesus was not a vegetarian. Bible accounts have him eating fish and lamb.
Technically the Vatican City is not in Rome, because contrary to what the name suggests, the Vatican City is not only a country, it is the smallest country in the world. Which happens to be completely surrounded by Rome. 😁
I know that you are technically correct here, but I utterly refuse to use the term country for them. I think of it as a city-state in a world of nation-states or as a sovereign territory . To me the word country carries with it connotations of size, which Vatican City most certainly does not have.
@@whyjnot420 A country can be an independent sovereign state or part of a larger state, as a non-sovereign or formerly sovereign political division, a physical territory with a government, or a geographic region associated with sets of previously independent or differently associated peoples with distinct political characteristics. The size of the land plays no part in defining a country
@@righty-o3585 Did you read the very first thing I said? Did you fail to notice that this means the rest was OPINION? I think you failed to understand both.
edit: btw, given that you are arguing in favor of a truism, it really feels like you responded for the sole reason of hearing yourself speak, so to say.
@@whyjnot420 lol Hearing myself speak, so to say is a nonsensical sentence in the context of which it was used 😜
@@righty-o3585 Sorry, that was supposed to be "so to speak". Since you couldn't figure that out and I have to say it outright, I will also tell you what that phrase means. It means that I was describing something in an unusual way _id est_ I was describing typing something out as physically speaking.
The third secret is when the Vatican will fall, a secret that start with they can't find a new pope with the old methods and end with a pope as a new Nero and how the wolf that fed Romulus will swallow the ashes... Just guessing.
Releasing the third secret would've actually been really stupid because if the secret was about the assassination attempt then someone would've done it in order to "fulfill" it and it would've just been a self fulfilling prophesy.
Your delivery is insurpassable for this material!!
You guys missed, 'Another Roadside Attraction" by Tom Robbins. A satire about the body of Jesus being liberated from the Vatican vaults to be exhibited as an American sideshow.
The 2nd book in James Morrow's Jehovah trilogy, Blameless in Abaddon, had a similar premise except it was the body of God himself that was found drifting in the ocean.
This may seem out of nowhere.
I like trying the old recipes for things like the Grand Grimoie recipe for glue. While I'm in there I'll try the invisibility spell.
Then you won’t be able to find the glue.
I truly appreciate that Simon doesn't suffer the fools of religion & supernatural.
Simon doesn't suffer fools. Full stop.
Not gonna lie but I leave ur channel running and the volume on at low low where I can hear it but not too much and ur voice is very soothing...the voice is like all base no treble and it helps me sleep.
After seeing that ancient Roman computer, I don't doubt half these artifacts anymore lol.
The miracle of the sun at Fatima was seen by tens of thousands of travelers and reported in newspapers of the time. It was a remarkable event and so is the message of Fatima.
Incredible how he brushed over that
OGBBs already know the chronovisor
I KNOW there's a BB King signed Gibson Lucille guitar on the pile somewhere. That isn't allegedly either.
Just found your page and I really like your delivery so welcome from the UK 🇬🇧🇬🇧👍
I think that’s where my last surviving brain cell is being held!!
Sorry to inform you, but not even the Vatican has it..Nor can it be found anywhere else 👀😬😜
I love watching these videos because every single thing that he says couldn't have happened , everything he dismisses as impossible, everything he insists is conspiratorial and insane is most assuredly the truth. Simon whatever his name is, the individual who supposedly creates content for a dozen different outlets in real time at a staggering, UNEARTHLY pace, wants us to believe that nothing has mystical or magical or distorted origins. Spoiler alert: he has access to other dimensions where time doesn't exist.
I thought u were vsauce
Close, but not enough sauce.
1:38- I think you mean the first director of NASA’s Marshall Space Flight Center. 📎
anything popular with 'Vatican' in the title just shows how much interest there still is in Roman Catholicism
I don't need any device to to time travel. Each time I fart, I enter an alternate reality for 30 seconds
Jesus ate fish. Not a vegetarian.
Vegetarians can eat fish. Vegans can´t.....
@@tommybeck1811 *Pescetarians* eat seafoods. Vegans and vegetarians don't.
@@rebekah9713 Oh no... They have divided them selves from their community once again and given themselves a new name. Here in Denmark, one of my friend is still a vegetarian and he still eats fish.
Here we go!
@@leightaylor806 No reason to go anywhere. Just let humans be humans and let them do, what ever they feel like.
This video reminded me that I know someone who has been in the Vatican library/archives. I reached out after watching this to ask them about it. They were allowed to look at anything and had a “curator” help them around and retrieve anything they wanted. They were there because their company had a business partnership with the Vatican and they were seeking items that would make cool print textiles.
So apparently all you have to do is get a contract to print shirts and stuff with Vatican images and you are good to go! Lol!
Yeah, that didn’t happen, lol
Google “The Vatican Library Collection” mens neck ties. The Vatican licensed a series of mens neck ties back in the day. My friend is the one that did the designs. So yeah, it did happen. Now go troll somewhere else you little hobbit!
@@markmcbride5900 If you’d have said to begin with that he had done some work for the Vatican, it would have made a little more sense.
But I still don’t believe for _one single moment_ that he was allowed to go into every area and look at everything, for designing a tie? Not a chance.
Your mate has embellished his story.
The third secret of Fatima is something more along the lines of the second coming of Christ, like when, where and who(appearance)...
I think the sum of all of Simon's channels equal the number of all the other channels I also watch. Because I swear he's nearly half of all the content I watch. N I am not complaining lol.
Haha I feel like Simon had to protest a little on this one “I really have to read this crap?”
It always cracks me up when someone talks about unbelievable things from the perspective of complete disbelief. It's the equivalent of glowing with pride after defeating countless toddlers in an arm wrestling contest. Bro, you aren't doing something amazing by being sceptical of these stories LMAO.