One thing I love about Conservapedia is that, despite hating neocons, they only disagree with neocons on Russia-Ukraine (and maybe Libya). They're anti-Iran, anti-China, anti-Taliban, anti-Maduro... but for some reason, they become paleocons when it comes to Russia _specifically_ and almost no one else.
@tragictragedy6212 Probably because Khomeni, Xi Jinping, the Taliban, and Maduro haven't been known to give donations to US conservatives, unlike a certain someone else.
The thing is their isolationism is also inconsistent and disingenuous. The same people who say we shouldn’t maintain the extremely low maintenance commitment to Ukraine also are vocal about wanting to peruse regime change in Iran.
@@Torgan454 weird. I mostly look at chronically online shills on Chinese payroll (and possibly, feds as well) like Nick Fuentes on the so-called "far right" and tankies like Haz/Infrared on "far left." Their stance is always "whatever benefits CCP at the moment the most." I guess, the Conservapedia editors are strictly Russian shills
Some (neocomservatives) like it and some (paleoconservatives) don't. Having said that, Conservapedia constantly flip-flops between the two conservative foreign policy stances.
No, it was a list of Soviet buzzwords, basically everything communist party of Soviet union accused West of. Gay parades is one of the most successful arguments they make for their citizens who are tired of hearing "neocolonialism" but can be very clear at hating gays (except those on ru-TV, they love Kirkorov and company).
thanks yo this videos i started searching random articles in conservapedia and omg it's so funny, how can people actually believe any of that bullshit?
@@Torgan454 i remember the grayzone (God forgive me for that phase) had on a guy who was talking about how he started reading Ho Chi Mihn and Che Guevara at a young age, and using that framework, decided to move to the Donbass to "fight real nazis". Ironic, how he was supposedly inspired by people protecting their countries from imperialism, to then become a jester and stooge for russian imperialists.
@@Torgan454That’s probably because it never stopped being true from Russia’s persepctive, NATO didn’t collapse in 1991, the USSR did. I despise communism, but that doesn’t mean their criticisms of the west aren’t correct.
Globalism is not internationalism, and it doesn’t have to feature the UN. But even then, internal disagreements within a faction do not make them two different factions from the perspective of their enemy.
@@depressednapoleon9745 it's showing how self-centered Americans are that when a 13 year was in Syria is over and people are digging up mass graves, their biggest news is drooling about right wing nutjob nepo baby who shot a random CEO that somehow happened to be poorer than him. Healthcare is fixed now, right? Onion's yearly headline needs to be reposted more often.
If you ever feel unproductive, just remember that there is someone out there spending their time writing Conservapedia articles...
Tbh I think some of those editors are just having fun and writing whatever sounds the funniest, most absurd thing to say at this point.
@@LaRavachole okay but the editors are serious about it and read this being like "yeah this makes sense"
@@Torgan454 Oh, I'm sure of that, but it's still hilarious and sounds like a joke (although they mean it)
conservapedia feels like a serious website run by satirists
@@Torgan454 Who says they're serious? For all we know it could just be trolling at this point.
sorry for the return of conservapedia
It's fine mate, it's basically the infinite source of funnies
Conservapedia is the gift that keeps on giving, there's no shortage of hilarious insanity on that site lmao
Do not, for I love this content
You have been forgiven
"You're welcome for the return of Comservapedia"
Fixed it for you.
We need an European Union version one
The European Union (EU), sometimes referred to as the Eurolag (Euro-gulag) or the Fourth Reich, is an anti-democratic experiment in globalism.
And conveniently did absolutely nothing before that
One thing I love about Conservapedia is that, despite hating neocons, they only disagree with neocons on Russia-Ukraine (and maybe Libya). They're anti-Iran, anti-China, anti-Taliban, anti-Maduro... but for some reason, they become paleocons when it comes to Russia _specifically_ and almost no one else.
@funiculifunicula-h7f
Maybe you like them but Conservapedia doesn't.
For *some* reason huh
Because Russia is based (lacks human rights)
@tragictragedy6212
Probably because Khomeni, Xi Jinping, the Taliban, and Maduro haven't been known to give donations to US conservatives, unlike a certain someone else.
I can describe the reason for ya, it’s made out of paper and ink and it has the faces of presidents on it.
They were onto something for a moment but utterly lost it.
conservapedia is never onto something
we stand with gayto
homosexuality is non-negotiable
We stand for the (pride) flag and kneel for the(NATO) cross like real men!
NATO stands for:
Ngay
Agay
Tgay
Owarcrimes
@@Torgan454Operation putting chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay is now in effect
Do not resist tankies
THATS MY TREATY ORGANIZATION!!!!!!
Man this satire is funny!
...
What do you mean Conservopedia isn't satire?
im scared for my grandparents now
They killed the satire, them gun toting idiots killed it.
NATO if it was based:
Compared to the currently acidic version?
@@invurret9533um, akschually, NATO should have a pH value of 7
its absolutely this based in real life. Its just not a perfect good guy action movie faction
Nom@@snom953
@@snom953It’s not a good guy at all if it’s based in this shıt
I'm a little confused as to why conservatives would see imperialisem as a bad thing.
I guess they're the isolationist kind.
conservapedia takes the pro-russian line of pseudo-communist language implanted in neocon speech for no reason and also of pretending to hate neocons
They are strictly "what benefits China and Russia" kind
@@VargVikernes1488 russia specifically. they badmouth china A LOT
The thing is their isolationism is also inconsistent and disingenuous. The same people who say we shouldn’t maintain the extremely low maintenance commitment to Ukraine also are vocal about wanting to peruse regime change in Iran.
@@Torgan454 weird. I mostly look at chronically online shills on Chinese payroll (and possibly, feds as well) like Nick Fuentes on the so-called "far right" and tankies like Haz/Infrared on "far left." Their stance is always "whatever benefits CCP at the moment the most." I guess, the Conservapedia editors are strictly Russian shills
isnt neoconservatism, imperialism and neo-colonialism what right wingers like tho??? shouldnt that mean nato is based?
I dunno.
I have no fucking clue anymore.
Some (neocomservatives) like it and some (paleoconservatives) don't.
Having said that, Conservapedia constantly flip-flops between the two conservative foreign policy stances.
Only when the victims are gay or brown
No, especially "neocolonialism" was a Soviet buzzword. This is just a list of things USSR accused West of.
Wait so... Conservapedia is communist?
@@KasumiRINA
can't tell if conservapedia is meant to be taken seriously or not
*BEAKOLINI JUMPSCARE*
aaaaaaah
I like how first it starts at right but at finale it just suddenly shifts to left
Conservapedia sounds like my late grandma complaining about the stuff Soviet newspapers told her.
im convinced the guys at AfD read through conservapedia articles since this is literally what their views are(anti-NATO and anti-EU)
Nah, AfD's Holy Book is Mein Kampf, but in russian translation with dovboyob's notes.
More the other way around. Conservapedia is just the informal conservative projection of all of these organizations.
I will never get tired of hearing you scream conservative buzzwords
thank you jahn
he screams "LIBERALS" like an ancient viking war chant
I love how this could've been an actually reasonable wiki until GAY PARAD-
Yea then it would've sounded like Conservapedia for Socialists
No, it was a list of Soviet buzzwords, basically everything communist party of Soviet union accused West of. Gay parades is one of the most successful arguments they make for their citizens who are tired of hearing "neocolonialism" but can be very clear at hating gays (except those on ru-TV, they love Kirkorov and company).
@@KasumiRINA hey, give credit to the conservatives. They aren't commies.
thanks yo this videos i started searching random articles in conservapedia and omg it's so funny, how can people actually believe any of that bullshit?
can you send me some? the ones i find arent punchy enough for a video
@Torgan454 idk man I just enter conservapedia, enter a random article and click through 2-3 hyperlinks searching for the most outrageous ones
It took two clicks and less than a minute of my life to go from Ukraine Aid to national socialism in conservapedia. It's such a goldmine.
I laugh at all of these articles and ghen I remember that this isn't some The Onion comedy and sarcasm, and that they actually believe this
It’s probably assembled as a joke, the creators probably don’t take it too seriously but it is what they believe more or less.
As much as I despise horseshoe theory, the folks at conservapedia somehow make it work
have you ever seen how much russian propoganda oriented at the west uses pseudo-communist language
@@Torgan454 i remember the grayzone (God forgive me for that phase) had on a guy who was talking about how he started reading Ho Chi Mihn and Che Guevara at a young age, and using that framework, decided to move to the Donbass to "fight real nazis". Ironic, how he was supposedly inspired by people protecting their countries from imperialism, to then become a jester and stooge for russian imperialists.
@@Torgan454That’s probably because it never stopped being true from Russia’s persepctive, NATO didn’t collapse in 1991, the USSR did. I despise communism, but that doesn’t mean their criticisms of the west aren’t correct.
Wtf, I didn't know I could love NATO even more
Hold on didn't conservapedia come out at the height of neoconism?
And how about the MILITARU INDUSTRIAL COMPLEKH
i didnt know what conservapedia was before clicking on this video and omg thank you for introducing this to me these articles are hilarious
The types of people that read these are the same people that drive F150's
Yes, you can only read these articles with the stereotypical sixty-year old American cowboy accent.
Why is this site such a goldmine?
NATO is imperialist??? No way!
NATO? globalism? i wouldnt dream of such a thing
Globalism is not internationalism, and it doesn’t have to feature the UN. But even then, internal disagreements within a faction do not make them two different factions from the perspective of their enemy.
@ thanks ye luigi 👍
All True!
I get imperialism and neo colonialism being there
That is literally 100% accurate though
"Hm, yeah, checks out, yeah I knew about this one- wait what? When???"
-me watching this video
Do they have a take on Luigi Mangione, yet?
did you see my other videos and comments under those
@ I’m well aware of what you think, but I was wondering if Conservapedia has any takes on the matter.
@@depressednapoleon9745 it's showing how self-centered Americans are that when a 13 year was in Syria is over and people are digging up mass graves, their biggest news is drooling about right wing nutjob nepo baby who shot a random CEO that somehow happened to be poorer than him. Healthcare is fixed now, right? Onion's yearly headline needs to be reposted more often.
@@depressednapoleon9745 aaaaaah understood
@@depressednapoleon9745 I searched it for luigis name and the past news section and i only found an odd silence about the topic.
I’m gonna keep it real guys. At least two of those would be pretty bad. But the gay parades? I don’t know about that
🥰🥰🥰
This sentence is like 80% true
An actually accurate conservapedia description??
I wish the gay parades part was true
@@Torgan454 it is true
@Torgan454 yeah :/
@@Torgan454They are true? Do you know of any core NATO country that is against t such things?
NATO!!!!!
no beakolini this time?
right behind you.
@@Torgan454 A-
@@Torgan454 AAAAA
The heck are they on?
ну и в чём он не прав?
🎉🎉🎺🎈🥳