Hello there! A slightly different ASMR scenario for you, if you've ever wondered what it would be like working at a restaurant to then have to serve the Rude English Gentleman. Primarily focusing on eating sounds with some gentle restaurant ambiences such as a warm crackling fireplace and a touch of peaceful posh jazz music. As it's meant to be a posh restaurant after all. Hope you enjoy! I've put some timings down below just in case you want to skip to those parts! 0:00 - 3:44 - Friendly Introduction 3:44 - 9:10 - Nervous Servant Table Set Up 9:10 - 12:47 - Continuing Positive Affirmations 12:47 - Rude English Gentleman Eating
I've had quite a few customers say "I will never come back", or "It will be a long time before I set foot in this place again" return the very next week. As if I wouldn't recognize them. 😂😂😂
Kallum96 I’m fairly certain Fred isn’t American, if so, then he probably doesn’t seeing as how tipping is only a big thing in the US because restaurant owners are greedy fucks
An interesting direction I thought this was going, was allowing the audience to experience asmr from the perspective of two different snobs interacting. Regardless, wonderful video. Great acting. Great tingles.
Holy shit dude. Talk about incredibly high production value. This is just magnificent. Most of the channels with twice your subs are just one camera facing their face and some props. You are a pro. Definitely worth my Patreon money.
I enjoy the more elaborate production values! The backgrounds and the different POVs are well done! The REG is hilarious because he is really the worst kind of snob - one who barely knows what he’s being a snob about!
I really like this video. It was relaxing, funny and creative with the whole waiter impersonation as a response to restaurant Snob's rebuke of the service. Bravo!
I have come fully prepared to get roasted by my "Friendly" Restaurant SNOB, while he puts me to sleep with his beautiful voiced and possibly accurate insults. Fred, you may proceed now. :)
It's like Thor and The Master had a bratty yet polite kid and its fucking amazing, what the hell I came here because I though the idea was funny but genuinely enjoyed, keep making videos, sir.
OK! In real life, I would be so sad if someone talked to me like this (and every rude gentleman video) but with Fred, idk it just gives me tingles even when other videos can't, not even my all time favorites. Love you Fred!
Might I say that elbows on the table is inexcusable in this establishment, sir...though I use that prefix with a degree of uncertainty over your breeding and lack of manners.
Whate, so did he get drunk and forget he ate his food already and passed out after he got his to go bag, woke up and started eating his left overs? THATS WHY HE DID NOT HAVE MUCH CHICKEN LEFT, WHY HE HAD THE EMPTY BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL, WHY HIS CHIPS LOOK LIKE THEY WERE ALREADY EATEN, AND WHY HIS FOOD WAS TO GO, FILM THEORY HIGHER ME RIGHT NOW DANG IT, film theory is not as good as it once was that's the sort of video they would do
This gave me like waiter PTSD from when I had to deal with people like this. I really wish I could watch it all but I just couldn't relax cause it felt like I was at work. Sorry my friend.
Fred is a master of double, nay, triple irony. A babushka doll of manners vs freedom. I swear fishing line was used to pull off the ongoing napkin gag. ;)
8:42. Scared the shit out of me. I'm extra spooked out right now D: apparently I wasn't the only one though which means I'm not the one being haunted lol...thank goodness!
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8:42 scared the hell out of me
MΛRCEL LOL
Wtf was that, shat myself
Same woke me up fast asf
HOLY CRAP!
I WONDERED WHAT EVERYBODY MEANT DEAR GOD O.0
Hello there! A slightly different ASMR scenario for you, if you've ever wondered what it would be like working at a restaurant to then have to serve the Rude English Gentleman. Primarily focusing on eating sounds with some gentle restaurant ambiences such as a warm crackling fireplace and a touch of peaceful posh jazz music. As it's meant to be a posh restaurant after all. Hope you enjoy! I've put some timings down below just in case you want to skip to those parts!
0:00 - 3:44 - Friendly Introduction
3:44 - 9:10 - Nervous Servant Table Set Up
9:10 - 12:47 - Continuing Positive Affirmations
12:47 - Rude English Gentleman Eating
8:42 I fell out of the bed...
Awesome video btw, i just cant get enough of your content, especially the Rude gentleman ones.
FredsVoice ASMR love u fred
FredsVoice ASMR lots of things to do on a table apart from eating
u should consider 8:42 doe cuz i’m deaf now
Love your videos, the rude gentleman is one of my favorite asmr series, and I particularly like hospitality themed videos.
8:41 I thought a fucking nuke went off next door
MeawMan LOL
MeawMan Hahahaha, nice one.
MeawMan I just wheezed
my ears MY EARSSS MIOUWWW!
I'll make a meme out of this XD (and give you credit for the inspiration)
Friend: "Hey, whatchu watching?"
Me: "Oh, nothing; just watching a British dude roast me while he eats Indian food. It's very relaxing."
8:43 I shit myself so hard
A double roleplay. Woah. This is a whole new level.
Thordon Ramsay Simulator.
I cried
rσч mustαng a fellow anime guy hu
*Gordon Ramsay left the chat*
My thoughts exactly.
THORDON RAMSEY OMG I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂
Beware of 8:42
manu peneueta I was too late, my heart is in the middle of shutting down for good
At 2 seconds before I was closing my eyes and spooked up so fast hearing that...
G Note When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
miguel ayuso to see a marching band..
Yikes you’re right
PAUSING MY LIFE FOR 36 MINUTES AND 52 SECONDS
girrrrl u need to chill for a bit haha one day u will find ur asmr king but fred is taken love.
36 mins and **51** seconds (lol)
Takes a second for it to load the page
sunsbookishgamesx your everywhere lol
Ask him out
I died when ketchup was added to curry
Your roleplays are always amazing and very original (especially this one)! Thank you so much Fred Gn xx
As a waitress, this triggers me in more than one way.
Now I'm confused
No you are Groot
@Silence4101 That actually killed me
I've had quite a few customers say "I will never come back", or "It will be a long time before I set foot in this place again" return the very next week. As if I wouldn't recognize them. 😂😂😂
I will just passive aggressively fall asleep whilst you complain about the service
I love that restaurant in Winterhold.
Francesco Rossi I prefer the Prncing Pony, or the Bee & Barb
I'm screaming
Francesco Rossi I prefer Babblebrook Inn. They have really nice bread there.
My favorite restaurant opens when all of you are sleeping :)
Francesco Rossi Caparezza👍 Ti stimo
i think thor preferes mcdonalds
bern ASMR
Deffo XD
I sincerely hate both of these comments. With a burning passion.
I hate mine most
Cron, I hate yourse moast too
This is Chris Hemsworth?
What if it's a Fredverse, where rude english Fred's live in the world and berate each other over goods and services?
Fredseption
Not gonna lie, if that was a thing I'd watch it
Freds napkin game is weak.
TITANSPIRIT You two are funny you should make snobby ASMR videos.
Maybe this salty commenter (not you Tony) should go meet thors hammer face to face
@@WomanWithAStubble I think it was dry sarcastic humour, even though I’m 4 years late :P
8:41 AAAAAA
Josh Flynn Ayy, nujabes, how’s it going?
Josh Flynn LOL
this drink I like it! ANOTHER! *smashes mug*
JShortForJay I see what you did there XD
I love this comment.
I bet this guy didn't leave a tip
Kallum96 I’m fairly certain Fred isn’t American, if so, then he probably doesn’t seeing as how tipping is only a big thing in the US because restaurant owners are greedy fucks
Kallum96 u all ready know he dident leave a tip
Performapal Monkeyboard tipping is big in Britain
What a bitchhh
I wouldn't leave one either, the service is fucking terrible even if its satire
Well, sir, this is actually my living room, not a restaurant, so that's probably why you haven't been served.
It's not a beach, this is a bathtub!
Anny Shkilionok big bath tub each sand piece(granule?) is an atom on the side of the tub
An interesting direction I thought this was going, was allowing the audience to experience asmr from the perspective of two different snobs interacting. Regardless, wonderful video. Great acting. Great tingles.
I was fine till he put ketchup in the curry
NFKB I think it’s mango chutney. That’s what most people have with curry’s 😂
Oh I just found it omg it’s terrible
Doctor Who whovian 101 what about on chocolate
Doctor Who whovian 101 that’s what I’m saying
Ketchup in that is like how ketchup on chocolate is to you (unless you like that)
@Doctor Who whovian 101 they are known as 'heathens'
*heavy French breathing *
I think it's absolutely barbaric how he just poured the ketchup onto the chicken curry
Thx thor after the sound from 8:40 im deaf now btw good video even tho i couldnt hear shit
Mr. Cook... How is the rubber boy?
Kami Eneru Pretty sure he’s wrecking havoc on the islands. Also, he’s busy with his Vinsmoke family, so talk to him later when it’s over.
that was a jumpscare for me lol
Holy shit dude. Talk about incredibly high production value. This is just magnificent. Most of the channels with twice your subs are just one camera facing their face and some props. You are a pro. Definitely worth my Patreon money.
What really got me is that it took me years to figure out that the first 5-7 minutes is you watching things throw the snobs eyes mindblown
Well, now I'm gonna be both sleepy and snacky.
Luominen ASMR yo I didn't know you watch Fred but then again who isnt
I enjoy the more elaborate production values! The backgrounds and the different POVs are well done! The REG is hilarious because he is really the worst kind of snob - one who barely knows what he’s being a snob about!
Love that Fred is our customer and waiter. In my sweetest dreams, Fred plays every role, too.
8:42 I shit my entire self
Matt Smith LOL
HAPPY 1M FRED!!
I really like this video. It was relaxing, funny and creative with the whole waiter impersonation as a response to restaurant Snob's rebuke of the service. Bravo!
I wish I had the thumbnail in a golden picture frame hanging over my fireplace while sitting in my armchair and drinking wine.
A man of culture
Even though it would have ruined the ASMR effect, I would have died if you had drank the coffee, then smashed the cup on the floor, crying "Another!"
XD
Who the duck orders curry without rice and then puts ketchup in it?
Robbo7098 Thor does
That isn't ketchup
plzbuymePc He said Tomato Ketchup several times in this video. You clearly didn’t pay attention.
Samuel H. Kim it wasnt ketchup
Samuel H. Kim He said something about mango sauce...
I have come fully prepared to get roasted by my "Friendly" Restaurant SNOB, while he puts me to sleep with his beautiful voiced and possibly accurate insults. Fred, you may proceed now. :)
24:20 - I. AM. DISGUSTED.
Laura Simpson He Can Do What He Wants....What If I judged You on how You Ate huh?... Jeez
I binge eat cold tortilla wraps on their own, that's about the weirdest my food habits get...judge away if you like!
I like mustard on pizza.
Noob Sandwich thats fucking disgusting
Raf Don't knock it till you try it :)
I love how every comment contains 8:43
After-lunch naptime
TadpoleGaming RainWing! (You probably won’t get this so I got it lol)
Thorm TV! Nope, i don't
@@carlosrecinos7785 wings of fire? Perhaps?
Freds like. I'm hungry and I also need to make ASMR.
11:58 "These napkins really are useless" 😆that things got a grudge on you
Plot twist this occurs 30 mins after closing time
I guess im doing an ASMR marathon tonight with all these uploads😂
I love it when he says
Spon
Me- finally, I can sleep in peace
~5 seconds later~
8:42
Me- *jumps out of bed* Im gonna stay up for a while lol
me too bro
Wait how did u get the quote in ur description before the Last Jedi premiered??
Illuminati confirmed /👁\
Such a relaxing voice 😍😍 and yeah my dudes, beware of 8:41 👀
Ketchup... in curry? You go straight to hell Fred 😝
Okay, a bit far don't you think...?
Nah, I think that was the right amount of go to hell-ness.
What he eats are south indian dishes... Greetings from south India!!
I was a strong and proud lesbian before discover this channel
I was a strong and proud straight man before I discovered this channel
@@ethanieldude1 same
I was a strong and proud bisexual male before and especially after discovering this channel
I see. This reminds me a lot like Gordon Ramsay’s shows, like Hotel Hell and Kitchen Nightmares. Criticizes food, servers, chefs, owners, and *NINO*
hI iM *N I N O*
I love your videos so much. You put a lot of effort into each masterpiece. Beautiful work!
for some reason i find this really funny, its good acting too
i’m so glad this one is still out there
just got done with a stressful day and wanted a nap. perfect 💙
*Fall asleep watching ASMR video...* Advert : "HAVE YOU EVER SUFFERED FROM HEART ATTACKS?!" Me : Well maybe now I have!!
It's like Thor and The Master had a bratty yet polite kid and its fucking amazing, what the hell I came here because I though the idea was funny but genuinely enjoyed, keep making videos, sir.
okay this really made me laughed hard that i forgot it is an ASMR video
Still waiting for more Star Wars Roleplays
OK! In real life, I would be so sad if someone talked to me like this (and every rude gentleman video) but with Fred, idk it just gives me tingles even when other videos can't, not even my all time favorites. Love you Fred!
❤️❤️❤️I LOOVE the two POVs!!
He's the only person that whenever I see him eat I don't get hungry but I feel like I wanna watch him talk 24/7
Love the transition from the Rude english gentleman to the waiter :)
Might I say that elbows on the table is inexcusable in this establishment, sir...though I use that prefix with a degree of uncertainty over your breeding and lack of manners.
Almost like the Rude English Gentlemen has returned! Loved that series!
Whate, so did he get drunk and forget he ate his food already and passed out after he got his to go bag, woke up and started eating his left overs? THATS WHY HE DID NOT HAVE MUCH CHICKEN LEFT, WHY HE HAD THE EMPTY BOTTLE OF ALCOHOL, WHY HIS CHIPS LOOK LIKE THEY WERE ALREADY EATEN, AND WHY HIS FOOD WAS TO GO, FILM THEORY HIGHER ME RIGHT NOW DANG IT, film theory is not as good as it once was that's the sort of video they would do
Bob Jones By Jove, I think you’re onto something...but please don’t yell with caps. Those are quite obnoxious, even if the discovery was important.
What a polite man, he is so friendly
It would suck to be full before recording. On another note the sounds you made the food make were tingle heaven.
more and more plz ❤❤ those Rude videos are the best of this channel and the reason why I'm here . ty
This is the best asmr mukbang ever!!!
This gave me like waiter PTSD from when I had to deal with people like this. I really wish I could watch it all but I just couldn't relax cause it felt like I was at work. Sorry my friend.
ooh
So weird that he has no one to eat with
Sounds like the average customer
None None My immediate reaction when he started talking was "Fuck, I just got off work..."
i’m just starting to watch this channel and i’m loving it already. 😂😂♥️ i think it’s the thor feels or something.
I love how you played the napkin thing off flawlessly LOL
I cant believe iv just watched a man eat curry with ketchup 😐
Really nice, like always
Really good asmr. Never seen one switch perspective like this. Points for originality!
Fred is a master of double, nay, triple irony. A babushka doll of manners vs freedom.
I swear fishing line was used to pull off the ongoing napkin gag. ;)
I have the same Crystal glass as you Fred, we've had them for years - Excellent job as always & May the Force be With You!
“Do you intend to keep me waiting any longer?”
Me:*nO* I actually said that and my voice cracked lmao
uchi uchi wow
Always the best. Can’t wait to watch this tonight while falling asleep!
Such a comfy roleplay
This video made me so relaxed and hungry at the same time
believe me no one can do this better than you . keep it up
12:47 when the line is 37 people long at the deli and you need ham
Yoir voice is like butter. Instant tingles
I was 100% sure this was a Beauty and the Beast roleplay based upon the thumbnail and Fred's rather huge cravat
8:42 made me laugh my ass off, idk why but sudden loud noises make me laugh
only a true fan will back to see this legendary videos 💙
He has a point! The table wasn't ready for his use.
8:42. Scared the shit out of me. I'm extra spooked out right now D: apparently I wasn't the only one though which means I'm not the one being haunted lol...thank goodness!
I’ve never been infuriated and relaxed at the same time
I couldn't really fall asleep with this video, because everytime I was about to, I started laughing! So funny, love these rude English man video's!
Fred plays every role in my dreams, too.
Fred, it’s cool playing! Very fun!
How am I meant to sleep when ur making me so damn hungry with that curry and nan bread!!!