Roscoe roasts the new guy! But he kind of asked for it!

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024

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  • @ProeliatorDeus
    @ProeliatorDeus 4 месяца назад +184

    "You got two braincells left, and they are both fighting for third place" fucking DAYUM

    • @Tataklavi
      @Tataklavi 4 месяца назад +6

      Bro I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that😂

    • @user-oq5uz5qq8c
      @user-oq5uz5qq8c 3 месяца назад +4

      Don't fuck with the old heads.

  • @wolfman7890
    @wolfman7890 4 месяца назад +65

    "You're not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it!" That's shit had me dieing!!😂

    • @TheBrushcutter
      @TheBrushcutter 4 месяца назад +2

      Another version of that is "he definitely ain't afraid of hard work, I've seen him sleeping right beside it".

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 2 месяца назад +1

      I love work. I can keep watching someone work all day every day!

    • @scar445
      @scar445 25 дней назад +1

      as my granddad always said, A little hard work never killed anyone important!

  • @RdeneckTech
    @RdeneckTech 4 месяца назад +165

    I like these skits because my boss AND his boss introduce me to people as "....and this is my walking HR nightmare, David."

    • @WereCreed
      @WereCreed 4 месяца назад +22

      Your boss likes you then, keep it up😂

    • @RdeneckTech
      @RdeneckTech 4 месяца назад +6

      @@WereCreed absolutely! Thank you.
      Cheers from Texas🍻

    • @Bunk_off
      @Bunk_off 4 месяца назад

      That is constructive criticism. I still call people who wear their pants too low prison bitches, because it's not a violation of any company's HR policy.

    • @maitadestrada6305
      @maitadestrada6305 4 месяца назад +1

      So this is what true happiness looks like 🥲

    • @RdeneckTech
      @RdeneckTech 4 месяца назад +2

      @@maitadestrada6305 for a working man, hell yeah.
      Cheers from Texas!

  • @alexwilliams1642
    @alexwilliams1642 4 месяца назад +334

    Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months ☠️🤣

    • @SamDockery-zl8gq
      @SamDockery-zl8gq 4 месяца назад +17

      Threw in he knew his mom

    • @noOnespecialhere69
      @noOnespecialhere69 4 месяца назад +22

      The amount of people that won't get the joke is the funniest part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @redneckhippiefreak
      @redneckhippiefreak 4 месяца назад

      @@noOnespecialhere69 The irony is, more are ;earning every day now. 8/

    • @Caderic
      @Caderic 4 месяца назад +10

      @@noOnespecialhere69 I think that IS about as funny as the joke itself!

    • @getinthespace7715
      @getinthespace7715 4 месяца назад +14

      I spit my drink out all over the dash of my truck here during lunch. 🤣😂
      I was expecting something when Roscoe said "I know your mom".
      I wasn't expecting it to go that dark. 😂
      Gotta finish cleaning this mess up when I get home.

  • @SouthDakotaBowHunter78
    @SouthDakotaBowHunter78 4 месяца назад +92

    When roscoe and ricky on the same page look the hell out

  • @justinh.1290
    @justinh.1290 4 месяца назад +16

    I submit that Roscoe’s best burn was when he said, “If brains were gasoline, you could get a piss ant’s go kart 2 laps around a cheerio”.

  • @rosshendricks8902
    @rosshendricks8902 4 месяца назад +89

    Cause you ain't that bright and you have to be carried everywhere 😂😂

    • @redhed9776
      @redhed9776 4 месяца назад +5

      the man better have thick skin

    • @adriansmith1939
      @adriansmith1939 4 месяца назад +3

      As the old folks say😂😂😂

    • @Shorty_Keeper
      @Shorty_Keeper 4 месяца назад

      We have a kid, young ass kid, told him i dont like working with him, said my back and shoulders hurt after carrying your ass around. He had no clue, he does not have the smarts that god gave to a rock

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 4 месяца назад +203

    Roscoe has a license to destroy your self-confidence.

    • @davidh.holmes1379
      @davidh.holmes1379 4 месяца назад +5

      no shit, dodging a coat hanger for 9 months was as brutal as it gets! lmao!

    • @goodcitizen64
      @goodcitizen64 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@davidh.holmes1379well abortion is that alternative birth control method!

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 2 месяца назад +1

      He's old, he knows efficiency. And he has a presence you just can't help but respect.

  • @williamproffitt6015
    @williamproffitt6015 4 месяца назад +17

    I just gotta say this is the best
    Reminds me of my 40+ years as a automotive and heavy equipment mechanic/technician. I started out like new guy, then over a few years grew into Ricky, and at the end of my career and even now I am definitely Roscoe 😊 Keep the show coming.

    • @TexJester-no8th
      @TexJester-no8th 4 месяца назад +2

      When we get to be Roscoe, we done run out of fucks to give and are COMPLETELY sick of stupid! And we can get .. ah .. HARSH ..

  • @paulschaefer5485
    @paulschaefer5485 4 месяца назад +142

    Don't scare off the cubs. They gotta pay for our pensions

    • @kittenwizard4703
      @kittenwizard4703 4 месяца назад +10

      Those still exist?

    • @nathanaeld.striker7191
      @nathanaeld.striker7191 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@kittenwizard4703 Mostly in the public sector, but yes.

    • @RdeneckTech
      @RdeneckTech 4 месяца назад

      The average age in my field(auto body) is 53 years old. Young men these days are forcefed college(usually with a useless degree) instead of a trade school. My generation(86) fucking ruined our children. Ain't too many of them that have trouble fitting their balls in their britches these days. 11 million jobs in the trades available currently and not enough big dick hammer swingers to fill the spaces. Dadgum makes me sad to think about if my daughter will be able to find a good husband.

    • @greg925911
      @greg925911 4 месяца назад +6

      Plus if I'm working 12 hours that's 2 at 1.5 and 2 at double time I'm all in on that shit

    • @rs5801
      @rs5801 4 месяца назад

      ​@@greg925911😮AND... the 2nd lunch break is paid

  • @mikekristin7201
    @mikekristin7201 4 месяца назад +52

    The lantern is brilliant

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 4 месяца назад +3

      Did they really? Did they really have to kill his optimism? A little optimism can help a job site. Just that one dumbass. Just that one dumbass being optimistic. Cuz it sure as hell ain't me. My ex actually called me a nihilist. They were right. Then again I was having a pretty bad depressive episode at the time. Point is. Did they really have to kill his optimism about the nickname?

    • @Havok135
      @Havok135 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Rose-yx6jqThey have the really.

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Havok135 thanks for bringing that to my attention I completely missed that typo.

  • @sheliawaymon9023
    @sheliawaymon9023 4 месяца назад +31

    Love some Roscoe. He tells it like it is and so does Ricky.

    • @TexJester-no8th
      @TexJester-no8th 4 месяца назад

      And when they're on the same page and not fighting each other ....
      Look out.

  • @Texansfan254Jeff
    @Texansfan254Jeff 4 месяца назад +28

    Common Sense is more than just a pamphlet written by Thomas Paine.
    Roscoe or Ricky need to drop that one on the new guy.

  • @Stronghand-yw1lk
    @Stronghand-yw1lk 4 месяца назад +16

    GOD DAMN ROSCOE!!!! WOW!!! That has got to be one of the most savage-ass things I've ever heard.

  • @revelationperception5370
    @revelationperception5370 4 месяца назад +67

    I have had a similar argument about hours.
    I was working 60 hrs with 7 days per diem in Louisiana,in August to boot.
    Guys would volunteer for 7 days and think they were smart. I was paid $100 to sit and watch tv in air-conditioning on Sunday,and they were in 105° 100% humidity making a few dollars more on the paycheck after taxes. They never could understand when I tried to tell them.

    • @davidp2of3
      @davidp2of3 4 месяца назад +10

      That 7th day of R&R is what helps keep the endurance for the length of the job.

    • @American-131
      @American-131 4 месяца назад

      Rich & rare?​@@davidp2of3

    • @Absalon68
      @Absalon68 4 месяца назад +7

      Give and take.. Self preservation Vs. a few greedy dollars more. Actually, one ends up paying much more during their later years for what they're slaving at today. A work-worn and broken body at 60 is never a good thing when there's still 20-40 years left to suffer with it, and not being able to even go out fishing. Do Not Be A Slave! Protect Your Own Self FIRST. AND, Early to bed, early to rise, gives the ol'lady reason to go out with other guys. . .(`burning through your hard earned savings.) True story. Take care of #1 First, or others will do it For You, Their Way. Self-enslavement. Bondage of ones self. Just say "NO!", then go find a comfy chair and plan for your next fishing adventure.

  • @bioniccrypto7447
    @bioniccrypto7447 4 месяца назад +16

    A good one have not heard Ricky or Roscoe use is one I heard on a job. Old hand said the newbie was like a blister, only showed up when the work was done 😂.

    • @drgnmonte
      @drgnmonte 4 месяца назад

      I think they have on tiktok

  • @stevendemunck7507
    @stevendemunck7507 4 месяца назад +12

    You got a break when you got this job. 😂 I'm definitely going to use that one.

  • @royversustheworld
    @royversustheworld 4 месяца назад +7

    One of my only few RUclips notifications I have pop up. This is the best break of my day.

  • @frostykitties2050
    @frostykitties2050 Месяц назад +1

    Okay that was brutal 😂 Time give poor new guy some kudos!!! Least he doesn't think he is a 🐈‍⬛ cat! 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @leahklein6814
    @leahklein6814 4 месяца назад +23

    Life is pissin me off right now, I need this channel just to survive, lmao ❤😂🎉

  • @JohnMadrayJr
    @JohnMadrayJr 2 месяца назад

    "You got 2 brain cells left and they racing for 3rd place". That's the best shit I've heard in a long time. Love it!

  • @MrStaybrown
    @MrStaybrown 4 месяца назад +4

    That's every new guy.🤣🤣

  • @samuelmills5961
    @samuelmills5961 4 месяца назад +10

    Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months.. cold but funny

  • @Sue-zf5uu
    @Sue-zf5uu 4 месяца назад +8

    Lol, i worked with a young skinny guy that had hired in for a shutdown at the plant. He walked so slow we nicknamed him lightening lol.

  • @josephstanley200
    @josephstanley200 4 месяца назад +5

    You’re not very bright and you gotta be carried around everywhere
    Best shiz ever

  • @Wonderboy46Z
    @Wonderboy46Z Месяц назад +1

    OH MY HELL! Told him he dodged a coat hanger for 9 months! That shit is golden!

  • @maddawgnoll
    @maddawgnoll 4 месяца назад +6

    Oh shit. New guy gonna need a ride to the hospital.

  • @live4god30
    @live4god30 4 месяца назад +6

    Therapist love Roscoe, he can keep all of them employed himself.

  • @MrLemacxes
    @MrLemacxes 4 месяца назад +2

    Roscoe is an absolute Savage. Excellent

  • @jzinz2337
    @jzinz2337 4 месяца назад

    I thought these guys were in CONstruction not DEconstruction. The New Guy just got DESTROYED! Loved it! Great vid! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @skootr924
    @skootr924 4 месяца назад

    Exceptional burns from Roscoe. Not afraid of hard work because you stand next to them all day😂😂😂

  • @qball4life2
    @qball4life2 4 месяца назад +1

    I’m freakin rollin yall, you bring up a lot of life lessons and make it fun and hilarious… keep it up… your a talented individual I must say #P/P💚🔥💪🤣🤪

  • @benttwisted210
    @benttwisted210 2 месяца назад +1

    Never, and, I mean NEVER ask the old codger for his opinion!! You ain't ready, YOU JUST AIN'T READY!!

  • @amesames43
    @amesames43 3 месяца назад +1

    “You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months”
    😂😂😂😂
    Feel bad for whoever doesn’t understand this part

  • @f0xh0nd51
    @f0xh0nd51 4 месяца назад

    First day of my new construction job and this came across my feed. LMAO. 🤣

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 4 месяца назад +4

    Speed comes with experience, experience builds confidence. If you tell someone to hurry up and pointing out mistakes without checking over their process and confirming their work, that's not encouragement, it's harassment.

    • @c.blakerockhart1128
      @c.blakerockhart1128 4 месяца назад +3

      Hey y'all, the HR guy is here.🙄

    • @coloroutofspace_322
      @coloroutofspace_322 4 месяца назад

      @@c.blakerockhart1128 If you like wasting time constantly fixing someone else's mistakes instead of teaching them and actually getting work done that's fine. Sounds like you're just as big of a detriment on the job putting all your time in complaining about other people instead of actually working. There's always at least one of you on every site I have to work around🙄.

    • @c.blakerockhart1128
      @c.blakerockhart1128 4 месяца назад +1

      @@coloroutofspace_322 First of all My comment was meant to be a joke. And second, I was a professional painter for over 18 years. In that time I had to manage many HUNDREDS of "painters". I have taught several hundred HOW to be a PROFESSIONAL PAINTER. My job has ALWAYS included not only making sure that someone knew how to do their job, but also I had to make sure that they knew how to do it CORRECTLY AND EFFICIENTLY as well as being the one who had to FIX any and all mistakes. My comment was made due to the use of the terms " Encouragement " and "Harassment". So.... Maybe you shouldn't comment on something until you learn to comprehend what the context may be. And yes, there is ALWAYS one of YOU in the comments.

  • @richardhanson8776
    @richardhanson8776 4 месяца назад +1

    I’m not afraid of hard work, I can watch it all day😂

  • @j22mattones
    @j22mattones 4 месяца назад

    I'm going to use that "pickup the pace" bit on my GF. LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @churchbryan35
    @churchbryan35 3 месяца назад

    Roscoe came with the 🔥!! 😂😅

  • @davidguzower2890
    @davidguzower2890 4 месяца назад +1

    You are a lantern you're not very bright and we have to carry you everywhere you go... that's classic

  • @ThelifeandtimesofBarneyTaylor
    @ThelifeandtimesofBarneyTaylor 4 месяца назад

    Your channel is one of my favorites Good job

  • @jamesmassingale8512
    @jamesmassingale8512 2 месяца назад

    not scared of hard work.will stand next to it all day long

  • @JamesGoodin-USMC-5963
    @JamesGoodin-USMC-5963 4 месяца назад

    that was brutal. "not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it all day". OUCH!

  • @jessicaadams2914
    @jessicaadams2914 4 месяца назад

    The lantern. Jesus! 😂

  • @peterthomson8453
    @peterthomson8453 4 месяца назад

    Oh man, I swear listening to Roscoe gave me falsh backs to conversations with my Grandad. 🤣 Oh man, I'm finished.

  • @markfoster1882
    @markfoster1882 4 месяца назад

    If you see some pace lying around pick it up, had me crying

  • @dannyaasland9643
    @dannyaasland9643 4 месяца назад +1

    I would love to dedicate this to most of my coworkers lol

  • @randallshelton1630
    @randallshelton1630 4 месяца назад

    I was having a rough night at work and this really put a smile on my face I feel much better dodged a coat hanger for 9 months lmfao

  • @jackiestevenson8926
    @jackiestevenson8926 4 месяца назад

    You got 2 brain cells left and they're fighting for 3rd place 🤣🤣

  • @jaimejones3177
    @jaimejones3177 4 месяца назад +1

    I worked 7 12s for about 3 months.
    On Sunday alone I made almost $900.
    We also got over time after 8 & 40. Time & a half Sat, double on Sunday.
    That one extra day made the whole week worth while lol

  • @DanaOrtiz
    @DanaOrtiz 4 месяца назад

    This is one the best videos I’ve seen in a minute😂

  • @a4channoob
    @a4channoob 4 месяца назад

    The Lantern. i know a perfect someone to use that one for, that is gold

  • @pauldryer8984
    @pauldryer8984 4 месяца назад

    Best New guy video for sure. Dodged a hanger for 9 months. Ouch

  • @sethbrunetti1181
    @sethbrunetti1181 4 месяца назад

    Tuesday is hump day for 7th day Adventists.. ain't it?

  • @imawake9369
    @imawake9369 4 месяца назад

    You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @coltondodger
    @coltondodger 4 месяца назад

    Ricky may want to be careful... He may summon a new safety man

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 4 месяца назад +1

    Reality setting in...
    Don't count tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TwinCityZ
    @TwinCityZ 4 месяца назад +3

    Roscoe Entertainment presents - The Roast of the New Guy 😂

  • @troygarza5720
    @troygarza5720 4 месяца назад

    Bro literally got the best skit comedy on RUclips

  • @68rbj
    @68rbj 4 месяца назад +2

    Man I have been Railing against these Slow Ass Walkers for yrs
    Man that was one of the 2 Tenets my Dad taught me, he didn't teach much,
    1. Walk with a Purpose
    2. Always give a Firm Handshake

  • @bradleyknight1343
    @bradleyknight1343 4 месяца назад +1

    They are funny as hell 0:42

  • @Absalon68
    @Absalon68 4 месяца назад

    HA! Ooo, I heard a good blast the other day from around back of a partition being installed. The lead was talking to his. . . apprentice(?), and just a bit agitated with him:
    "Damn! You're not a very bright kid, but I got'ta hand it to `ya. You sure are Slow!!" 🤣

  • @cmdr_ryker2083
    @cmdr_ryker2083 4 месяца назад

    The more you work, the more you get taxed. The working man is taking a huge slap in the face. It's easier to be a leech on the system

  • @wm.patrickmilford4589
    @wm.patrickmilford4589 4 месяца назад

    I see this video after my boss asked me to work OT. 😂 Granted my 12s are a thing of the past. Lesson: The more hours work doesn't matter when the irs puts you in a higher tax bracket.

  • @wesleynichols5255
    @wesleynichols5255 4 месяца назад

    Get the boxing gloves ready 😂

  • @Chris-zn2pz
    @Chris-zn2pz 4 месяца назад

    Dude that was a good one stands next to hard work for 8 hours!!!!!

  • @kevincockrell89
    @kevincockrell89 4 месяца назад

    "you got two brain cells left and they're fighting for third place"😂

  • @shariffrivers7225
    @shariffrivers7225 4 месяца назад

    Stand right next to work is wild af 😂

  • @canadiantrucker9574
    @canadiantrucker9574 4 месяца назад +1

    At 2:49 I'm stealing that. Called the dumbass Swift driver next to me an Effin Lantern.... he didn't get it

  • @davidoylear7472
    @davidoylear7472 4 месяца назад

    That was frickin funny 😄

  • @truracer20
    @truracer20 2 месяца назад

    I know you have speed and agility, I know your mama, you dodged a coat hanger for 9 months. G.O.A.T.

  • @MNspikegrow
    @MNspikegrow 4 месяца назад

    Ole back packs 😂

  • @mastertradeofnone5909
    @mastertradeofnone5909 4 месяца назад

    Call him blister shows up after the hard work is done😅

  • @LameDadRetroGamer
    @LameDadRetroGamer 4 месяца назад

    Stands next to hard work all day

  • @adamlambert3892
    @adamlambert3892 4 месяца назад

    Chased a coat hanger LMAFO

  • @Inhale-ExhaleofLansing
    @Inhale-ExhaleofLansing 4 месяца назад

    I posted on the clip just before this one. I had asked about your coin personally made. Your logo on one side and thank a veteran on the other side. I'm a combat vet myself and would love to hand these out at the VA hospital in Ann Abor and Battlecreek, MI to other vets. I'm going tell them about your series and let them know how funny it is and hopefully lift their spirits. I also don't know why it's showing my starter business name instead of mine. Sorry about that boss... thank ya

  • @cujoedaman
    @cujoedaman 4 месяца назад

    There's only so long you can call the new guy "new"...
    And though I work retail, I've had guys like him. One in particular right now is not the fastest or the best... but he's almost the only one under me that I can count on to regularly show up and if he's not going to be there, he always lets me know.

  • @andrewgilliland6975
    @andrewgilliland6975 4 месяца назад

    To be honest, with that mentality from the employees I bet that guy ends up becoming the boss while they're all stuck in that exact same position until they die.

  • @craigversheck7835
    @craigversheck7835 4 месяца назад

    I'm glad to see new guy got his company gold chain like the rest of the boys after completing the probationary period 😂.

  • @2WONG363
    @2WONG363 4 месяца назад

    2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place LMFAO 😅😅

  • @JDRyder
    @JDRyder 4 месяца назад

    Poor new guy. Atleast he doesnt meow.

  • @rs5801
    @rs5801 4 месяца назад

    New guy got savagely demo'd and didn't know it

  • @SideShowSlim
    @SideShowSlim 4 месяца назад

    'You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months' - 'you got a break when you got a job' - lmfao

  • @localpsychosis
    @localpsychosis 4 месяца назад

    We just going to forget Rosco dropping a piece of equipment on the new guy do to not knowing how many bolts there were

  • @risingwind8943
    @risingwind8943 4 месяца назад

    Someone take the welding torch away from Roscoe. At this point he's just torching a pile of charcoal.

  • @lopsidedc0rn875
    @lopsidedc0rn875 4 месяца назад

    The hard work line killed me

  • @gs-pd5ox
    @gs-pd5ox 4 месяца назад

    God damn I miss working on-site in the trades. Being in the office has its perks but nothing like the laughs and just brutal shit talking being in the trenches exposes you to. “Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexanderrobertson9297
    @alexanderrobertson9297 4 месяца назад

    So true the new employees are on the site for one second and think they should be paid what the guys with years of experience are on. Not releasing that all there mistakes are faceted into there pay.

  • @erikbrooks5019
    @erikbrooks5019 4 месяца назад

    One positive thing is that he shows up everyday.
    No one is completely useless, you can always use them as a good bad example.

  • @SoulSoundMuisc
    @SoulSoundMuisc 4 месяца назад

    Ooooh, lantern! Im writing that one down as soon as i find a crayon.

  • @fatguy45
    @fatguy45 4 месяца назад

    I've got a dude who is officially going to be "Lantern" starting today!

  • @edwardjmayer87
    @edwardjmayer87 4 месяца назад +1

    7 12's paid my house off

  • @bazilwreckerloughead
    @bazilwreckerloughead 4 месяца назад

    "Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months." I gotta remember that one!

  • @matthewstivers4915
    @matthewstivers4915 4 месяца назад

    The new guy is my spirit animal, except i move quick. 😢

  • @inibrius5380
    @inibrius5380 4 месяца назад

    Roscoe ain't even gonna let him go cry in the portajohn? That's harsh.

  • @josepholiver6733
    @josepholiver6733 4 месяца назад +1

    I can relate working 7 12s or hell 14-16s is a bitch on sleep Money don’t mean shit if your measurable and almost killing your self because of lake of sleep

  • @natenate2280
    @natenate2280 4 месяца назад

    this is so true ive been watching 2 guys struggle for days now to put up some fucking railings lmfao

  • @butch6814
    @butch6814 4 месяца назад

    I love that hard work😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tonyguyton896
    @tonyguyton896 4 месяца назад

    Ok new guy been new long enough it time for him a name😂😂😂 he worked very hard for it 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bayoumike544
      @bayoumike544 4 месяца назад +1

      When I was working in a shop the new guy was "The New Guy" till the next new guy came along.

    • @tonyguyton896
      @tonyguyton896 4 месяца назад

      @@bayoumike544 that messed up 😂😂😂

  • @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76
    @Daves_Not_Here_Man_76 4 месяца назад

    2 brain cells fighting for third place. WHo knew the new guy had a masters degree