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Part of me wonders how many times he had to try in order to get footage of those crazy full-power-from-a-tiny-distance putts, but the other part of me knows, it only took one try
Fun fact: did you know Benjamin Franklin was the ONLY president of the United States, that was NEVER president of the United States? It's true, look it up!
As a professional golf player myself its interesting seeing him use the gumbo tactics over the fried rice strategy. Definitely a bold choice. Not a very safe way to play but I guess if you are looking for results then this is peak level performance
The fact that he says "we're switching to basketball, get in that hockey net you piece of junk" whilst the character throws a football is absolutely hilarious.
@@menacing683 *some* Pokemon care about their trainers. Pikachu and Meowth are exceptions, remember Charizard and Ash? They fight for their trainers because they are captured and held prisoner. Not everyone is as nice as Ash is.
Every since he said “this kinda looks funny though I’ll play this” for Mario Golf in the February 18 direct I have been waiting in anticipation for this video
Playing online last night and got stuck with some kid trying to recreate these shots and failing miserably. They clearly forgot the flight stick, which is key.
That final shot is being considered for the greatest moment in sports history award. It's up against this sick play I made in 5th grade during the school-wide kickball tournament.
Yeah, it's certainly the winner in my eyes. Arguably even more than the Valley-Oop play from Jae Crowder to Deandre Ayton in Game 2 of the NBA's Western Conference Finals this year!
Somebody was lucky enough to have the resources, the budget, and the team to make a whole ass VIDEO GAME, something that most of us can only do in a far diminished capacity if at all, and they decided "You know Gex? Let's make a golf game out of him. Let's make a gex golf game." That person is a genius.
“All these games are about passing, crossing and pulling off incredible moves to score a point, but nothing gives you that satisfaction of a hole in one” Dunko - Castlevania Gold Tour review
I mean just from the short clip he showed it should be obvious to anyone that the old bogey animations had a lot more character and thought put into them
Waluigi Exists to be Wario’s Tennis Partner Wario exists to be “the Bluto to Mario’s Popeye” Mario exists because Miyamoto couldn’t get the rights to Popeye.
"Who do you think you are I AM" is a good refrance. Also I like how you could tell at which point in the vid dunkey got bored and started goofing around trying to putt with the driver lmao
"The prospector said one day you'd come Sweet Mother of Abraham Lincoln, the prospector don't wanna meet ya, say hello to the prospector." the inner workings of dunkey's mind are an enigma
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"This is how the game is played at the highest level"
+27
That's pretty dang high
I know someone with 52
thats a pretty highscore he must be really good
Thats hight score mr dumbf
yeah he's so good at the game he got the 27 wario points, and that's WITH the blindfold
Part of me wonders how many times he had to try in order to get footage of those crazy full-power-from-a-tiny-distance putts, but the other part of me knows, it only took one try
But of course, louie! After all, that's golf!
@@xandert8527 Never knew that Dunkey would be so good at golf
And he was playing with a USB steering wheel! What an amazing gamer.
It only took one try + he was blind folded + his controller was broken + his little brother was playing
@@fififiz not only that, but on some holes he was playing with the donkey kong jungle beat bongos
I would of gone with the putting revolver myself.
thats golf! thats golf!
Gonna need the sand machine gun for this one
@@observe_and_purport have*
@@observe_and_purport no shit sherlock
Dunkey's so good at this game that he got a "Hole in One" with two strokes.
dammmmmmmmmm
Ayo-
i couldnt get it
This is the worst Mario and Sonic at the Olympics game yet. It only has one event and Sonic's not even in it!
Hey Buckley 👋
Didn’t expect to see a Buckley comment
He's busy with the official Olympics game
You gotta get the dlc
I read this comment in Scott the Woz’s voice in my head.
"I don't give a shit about the Digimon franchise!" -the Tiger Woods of golf
Who do we think we are he is!!!
As he should. DM sucks.
based
@@al112v4 lies
Digimon Survive hype
"Every enemy is goomba and every George Washington is Ben Franklin."
- Albert Einstein
-Gex
Fun fact: did you know Benjamin Franklin was the ONLY president of the United States, that was NEVER president of the United States? It's true, look it up!
As a professional golf player myself its interesting seeing him use the gumbo tactics over the fried rice strategy. Definitely a bold choice. Not a very safe way to play but I guess if you are looking for results then this is peak level performance
Personally I find the most success with the banana leaf rice technique, but to each his second's grandma.
"And that is how golf is played at the highest level" - Man who is 27 over par
Hey they had a high score. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ did they lie?
Love your pfp btw
Nice pfp. And it’s all yours, too.
What is this? Amateur Hour? Hes blindfolded and playing with a USB steering wheel. You wish you could be this good, wort wort wort
nice alt-j pfp
“They call me the Tiger Woods of golf” is my new favorite Dunkey quote.
Time to see it overused in future comment sections!
They call me the lebron James of basketball
It’s better to be the Tiger Woods of fuckin.
"Prospector said someday you'd come, sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln. The prospector, he'll want to meet you. Say hello to the prospector."
Favourite is still from the Lissandra LoL video "you know it's really the classic saying, you can't FUCK MY DICK OFF" as he gets sniped from fog 😭😭😭
8:07 only Dunkey can say a random out of context line from Toy Story 2 in monotone and still have it be hilarious
Nobody gonna talk about when he just starts reciting the script to Toy Story 2?
"Nice eagle!"
"Actually he's a monkey."
Dude I lost it. I don't know why that was so funny but that killed me.
It was because it is the best joke that has been yet performed
Because Donkey Kong is very nice and that is funny
I missed that part of the video, anyone got a timestamp?
0:56
@@renewagain6956 5:23
“Who do you think you are I am”
Timeless quote I didn’t know I needed to hear dunky say
This might be my new favorite crossover ever
lmao I was looking for this comment 😂😂
had to show my friends damn I loved this
Gurrenn Dunkan
@@tree490 dunkamina
The fact that he says "we're switching to basketball, get in that hockey net you piece of junk" whilst the character throws a football is absolutely hilarious.
2:38 this hits different after learning that Drew Carey paid the restaurant tab for countless writers and their families during the WGA strike 🙂
"I don't give a shit about the digimon franchise." I'm fucking dead.
i thought i was a cool kid watching digimon instead of pokemon ......
@@Sir...... At least they could say more than their name, and actually cared about their trainers...
@@rapidrabbit11485 if they didn't care, why do they fight for their trainers?
@@rapidrabbit11485 nah pokemon do care about their trainers
@@menacing683 *some* Pokemon care about their trainers. Pikachu and Meowth are exceptions, remember Charizard and Ash? They fight for their trainers because they are captured and held prisoner. Not everyone is as nice as Ash is.
Every since he said “this kinda looks funny though I’ll play this” for Mario Golf in the February 18 direct I have been waiting in anticipation for this video
Noooo Morgana you can’t make me go to bed
@@WardenKaz Go tf to sleep
I was ready for some Donkey SLA-YAPS!
Me to
Same, I thought it wasn’t gonna happen
"This is like eating Cheetos at Al's Toy Barn."
-the videogamedunkey of youtube
Lmao
“This was funnier than the time I had tacos at Bill Murrays house”
-The Gex of Videogames
“WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM!”
Holy shit I was not expecting this reference 😂
wonder how many viewers caught that one
“Here lies Pete Weber. Whoever you thought you were, he was.”
"I don't give a shit about the digimon franchise" *announcer voice* OK!
I had to make sure I didn't mishear that, I was so confused at first
The "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM" reference was great too
Digimon season 1 and 2 are crazy good though
@@SiefausOsna they're hilariously weird though. Evil Elvis monkey? I've still gotta watch season 2
Made me sad :(
I laughed so hard at the "just needs more power" part, pure art.
and then proceeds to get the hole in one on some insane backspin. legendary
His brother sure can play Mario Golf!
@@BeeBait and even without the controller plugged in at all!
Jeremy Clarkson ain't wrong
@@xerrion HAMMONNNNNND
I was feeling depressed until he dedicated the shot to me, the long time dinkey fan. Thank you, Darius.
Thats just down, right
Omg Darius from The Owl House
9:22 ah yes, the return of the classic dunky catchphrase, “that’s golf”
I can’t believe he just quoted bowling legend Pete Weber “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM”
guys stop moving on his approach please or he'll yell at us again
@@ik0la you are truly cultured
@@Happypandabacon where can one learn such a power
Aaa i see that you are a man of culture
@@DestroyIhosh you know i am
This guy is like the videogamedunkey of RUclipsrs.
Yeah, because he wears a red shirt.
@@Hennu_TRM no, because he has subscriber.
This comment is like eating a chicken biscuit while on the toilet at Dunkey's house.
hes not even a fucking youtuber goddamnit . grow up guys
They call him the Tiger Woods of golf.
"Who do you think you are I am"
-Dunkey Weber
"This is it, this is for the championship"
"TRIPLE BOGEY"
LOL
“This game has all the frustration of golf but without the fresh air and pleasant walk. A little something for everyone. 9.8/10” - IGN
The game really make you FEEL like tiger woods.
"You can play this game in the desert, unlike real golf. 9.9/10" - IGN
7
@@mekacrab mans has never heard of desert golf
This game has Wario. 9.8/10
"I'm known to make these shots"
-dunk on stroke 1 from 373 yards away
"It's not the driver, I didn't put enough power - now watch"
- Dunk fighting for par from 2 yards away
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat, no more than an hour ago.
3:55 what an absolute gamershot by gungino
9:37 Gotta love the Pete Weber quote
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM"
-Dunkey playing golf at uncle Gex's house
-Dunkey bowling at Pete Weber's house
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE DIGIMON FRANCHISE
It's going to unnaturally bother me how many people will not know where this quote is from.
@@-KillaWatt- I only know because of the penguinz0 video
I'm starting to think Dunkey is a Dynamic Banter fan
Can we talk about how badass that last shot was tho
That shot was epic!
Yup, probably very hard and rare to achive
I don't want to talk about it, sorry
@@TheLightningHelix it really was
omg thank you for commenting this. my jaw dropped irl
That was an AMAZING shoutout to the world’s greatest bowler, Pete Weber. Thanks again dunk for the laughs.
It unlocked a memory I didn't know I had and i'm glad.
7:42 Damn I can't believe he made that shot Morgam Freeman must be so happy
"I dedicate this shot to all the teachers who told me I'd never amount to nothing" - dunky smalls
Mo Dunkey Mo problems 😤😤
It was all a tee I used to read golfing magazines
Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the golf carts
Thank you Frozone from the Incredibles
Playing online last night and got stuck with some kid trying to recreate these shots and failing miserably. They clearly forgot the flight stick, which is key.
Cool story
@@lbacke7815 now that you mentioned it, I’ll bet someone will 😆
@@lbacke7815 AHAHAHAHAH YOU MISPELLED A WORD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@@lbacke7815 checkmark*
He forgot to be blindfolded
9:40 the reference to “who do you think you are, I am” is insane
"it's not the driver. I didn't put enough POWER"
*makes shot*
*O K*
Literally clicked on this video to hear dunkey say “that’s golf”
it *was* golf!
Fun fact: the only reason waluigi exists is because wario needed a partner in mario tennis 64
Correct Spoodey!
is this true ?
@@tyleemortilla566 yes
That's not his only purpose though.
Same as Luigi & Ken as second player
They call me the tiger woods of golf. I literally can't even say that out loud without laughing.
"who do you think you are, I am" is about the right energy after a hole in one
Dunkey: "I dedicate this shot"
Golf ball: "Ocean? Ok, Ocean."
I kept waiting for it
That's immediately what I thought 1:21
Ocean
Obscure Dunk reference
we going ocean.
That final shot is being considered for the greatest moment in sports history award. It's up against this sick play I made in 5th grade during the school-wide kickball tournament.
Yeah, it's certainly the winner in my eyes. Arguably even more than the Valley-Oop play from Jae Crowder to Deandre Ayton in Game 2 of the NBA's Western Conference Finals this year!
I once did a flip in Shadow of the Colossus
Once I did a backwards somersault when I was like 3 because I was bored and I have never been able to do a backwards somersault again
"Who do you think you are? I am!"
Respect the classics.
An absolute legend of a callback with the “who do you think you are I am!?”
Dunkey is such a man of culture.
“Who do you think you are I am!”
Perfection.
this man is a master of every sport, bowling included and he didn't even play bowling in this vid
Yes, I was hoping someone else would catch that
@@drbomberman8286 Same. Immediately paused the video to make sure someone else had caught the quote. lol
I love that he knows who Pete Weber is, or at least his legendary quote
First thing that pushed me to the comment section, good ole PDW.
That last shot is definitely some higher level shit.
"They call me the Tiger Woods of golf." underrated line
Hearing Dunkey quote one of my favorite pro bowlers ever with his "Who do you think you are? I am!" made me smile.
"Nice eagle"
"actually he's a monkey"
Dunkey I don't know how to tell you this but Donkey Kong isn't actually a monkey, he's a donkey.
No he's a kong
Monkeys aren't donkeys!
ACKSHUALLY apes aren’t monkeys
nah son, he's a penguin
Nah he’s a scientist
We might never know if Wario’s drip will break the game. As they will say “Every copy of Mario Golf is customized.”
Waueiigi
Not a bad shot
@@AntoneII waaegaie ?
@@Conklin03 wauewiigie
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“they call me the tiger woods of golf”
Tiger woods needs to try the “driver backspin putt” if he wants to wants to win the PGA Tour
“I don’t give a shit about no thunderstorm, who am I Benjamin Franklin?”
Underrated
Should of invented a better game like soccerball or something
And then shows a picture of George Washington lol
That line got me 😂
@Not Clickbait Productions whoosh
@Not Clickbait Productions whoosh
Somebody was lucky enough to have the resources, the budget, and the team to make a whole ass VIDEO GAME, something that most of us can only do in a far diminished capacity if at all, and they decided "You know Gex? Let's make a golf game out of him. Let's make a gex golf game." That person is a genius.
They also decided to put sir daniel and sweet tooth in alongside Gex for a GOLF game. Smash got nothing on PS1 golf
They didn't make a gex golfing game.
He's an unlockable character in the western version of hotshots golf 2
Life is a joke
He's an unlockable in Hot Shots Golf 2. In fact, several games have cameo characters. Hots Shots Golf Fore has Ratchet and Jak.
@@LunarWingCloud I have learned something today
I've just now caught the "who do you think you are, I am?!" Reference. That bowler has some great one liner's
for the love of Donkey, that last shot was actually incredible, so glad you captured it on video!!
Dunkey is such a pro-gamer, he even uses reverse psychology on himself
No, he was online
You know the metagame has peaked when you're playing triple mindgames with yourself
“They call me the Tiger Woods of golf”
-dunkey, 2021
Found you
I mean, he is black
“Because I wear red shirts”
Can't wait for this joke to get milked to death.
@@CDRW24 this whole comment section has been quoting the same 3 things for 2 hours straight lmao
7:49
Toad laughing at Dunkey and the announcer just standing there like oh damn.
2:55 "Mii shit" lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
Lol, "Who do you think you are, I am!" Golf is basically bowling after all.
Bowling where you are allowed to beat the ball with a metal stick
Just one pin and it’s very tall and thin and doesn’t fall down but still aim for it
Far from it actually
That had me crying 😂😂🤣🤣
This game is good but there should really be a spinoff called “mario’s wario”
True.
Mario’s Wario: Invasion of Pario
The bl dating sim we all need.
STARIO, CUZ THE STAR AND MARIO MAKE A BABY WITH BOWSETTE AND TINKLE FROM ZELDR
@@noob1n8or if it doesn't have waluigi im not buying.
5:35
Ah, this is the type of loot divination I'd expect from *The Goker.*
Sorry for bringing drama, but I'm going to have to call out some BS. At 3:40, that is clearly a Thwomp
After further review, it might be a goomba. I apologize for my outburst.
I love how dunkey is apparently so powerful that him saying "shh" is enough to mute the game
I loved that part - that was some great editing! 😂
@@f3ynman44 apparently you did some great editing also
😹 LoL
@@MansLaughter365 it autocorrected "loved" to "lived"... I had to change that ;)
@@f3ynman44 What can I say? This guy knows his edits.
Or her. I dunno. I'm dumb 😸😅
"Who do you think you are, I am?! -Pete Weber"
-George Washington
-Me
-Dunkey
- wayne gretzky
“All these games are about passing, crossing and pulling off incredible moves to score a point, but nothing gives you that satisfaction of a hole in one”
Dunko - Castlevania Gold Tour review
7:35 Thanks Dunkey
🤣🤣
I love how Dunkey’s default name for Mario enemies is just calling them “Goomba’s.” Lmao
Wdym blue, every enemy featured in this video was clearly a Goomba
@@DexterousRed Dex! XD
@@MuffinMythos Lmfaoo, saw a wild Mythos in the comments and I just *had* to reply
Frank moment
He's correct though
"That last shot reminds me of NONAFFLUENT at BeefStew's house!"
- Gex, before getting a triple bogey.
you mean gex WHILE getting a triple bogey
More like after missing his triple boogey
“Should have been called Mario Golf… you’re gonna love it!”
one of the best dunkey vids in a while, mario content never fails
“Never play golf at warios house” -Ted Bundy
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@@callistoarmy5576 never play golf at warios house
A
@@mr.cowell6025 B
@@callistoarmy5576 and that's why you never drink tap water at Bill Cosby's House
"They call me the tiger woods of golf cause I always wear a red shirt" - Dunkey
I love how he just calls every enemy a goomba.
that last shot was life changing tysm
Dunkey: I miss the old Bogey animations
Me, a casual who has never played Mario Golf: Yeah man you tell it
Yeah, I miss a ton of the things that got cut to make online speed golf work.
I mean just from the short clip he showed it should be obvious to anyone that the old bogey animations had a lot more character and thought put into them
Waluigi Exists to be Wario’s Tennis Partner
Wario exists to be “the Bluto to Mario’s Popeye”
Mario exists because Miyamoto couldn’t get the rights to Popeye.
Luigi exists as god's final, fatal mistake.
@@fieldrequired283 "Uh-oh, God is'a dead" - Nuitzschi
@@fieldrequired283 Luigi almost died for our sins, but he decided that dying is for losers and chose immortality instead
I was waiting for wario to say "oh I missed" the whole time, very dissapointed.
"Who do you think you are I AM" is a good refrance. Also I like how you could tell at which point in the vid dunkey got bored and started goofing around trying to putt with the driver lmao
"Who do you think you are? I AM!!!"
DUNKEY MADE A BOWLING REFERENCE
Can’t believe this is how they killed Joel
Best comment
Hahaha yes
This needs to have more likes lol
I would forgive Last of Us 2 if Nintendo added playable Abby into Mario Golf as DLC
@@thekeyandthegate4093 *Giraffe of us 2
Now every mario enemy is now called Goomba
I honestly love the input sound effects and music, it’s so mariokart ds like it gives me flashbacks to that game
"Has a little driver for everything"
- Dunkey
I see whatcha did there
10/10
Dunkey: "nailed it"
Score: *+27*
Watta fuckin' gamer
He is so good. I always get negative points. :(
I love the part when he used monkey kong
this was a fuckin good one man. this'll be a classic you remember for years to come. it truly stands out from the recent vids
This should be called Goomba Golf, with the vast amount of goombas and the apparent lack of Wario in the game.
the joke is that they're not really ALL goombas, some of them are koopas.
@@secretjazz93 no. goomba.
actually, they're Kirbys
“Who do you think you are I am!”
-Two Hat Toad 2021
5:08 nintendo online in a nutshell, has server crash and then bans you from playing online due to their error
Now THIS is a video that demands my attention
"They call me the Tiger Woods of golf."
As opposed to the Tiger Woods of cheating on your wife
@@thecanadiandefender1451 or the tiger woods of abusing prescription pain killers
I like golf sue me
"The prospector said one day you'd come Sweet Mother of Abraham Lincoln, the prospector don't wanna meet ya, say hello to the prospector."
the inner workings of dunkey's mind are an enigma
He’ll wanna meet you*. Fake Toy Story fan get outta here
@@Operation_Bagel Did not even realize it was a random ass quote from Toy Story 2 till now
@@Operation_Bagel I knew i wasn't the only one who recognized this
It's just Toy Story 2 my guy, my little brother watched that movie all the time.
@@Hennu_TRM It's everyday bro
That shot was for me. Thanks Dunkey!
"Who do you think you are I am"
My favorite sports quote. Gotta love hockey.