A civilized Sumerian professor was teaching a class on all of history. ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Inanna and accept that beer was the greatest form of food in the world, even greater than bread!” At this moment, a brave, independent, hunter-gatherer from the forest who had walked 1500 miles and understood the necessity of a small society of free people living in harmony with nature and fully supported all decisions made by himself stood up. ”Who's the greatest ruler in history, drunkard?” The arrogant professor smirked quite urbanely and smugly replied “Gilgamesh, you stupid savage.” ”Wrong. It’s nobody. If it was Gilgamesh as you say... then wouldn't his deed of killing Humbaba and chopping down cedars made the world a better place rather than driving lions locally extinct, so no future king could wrestle them like my uncivilized brothers still do?” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his stylus and copy of the King List, which shattered into 3600 shards of clay. He stormed out of the room crying those Sumerian crocodile tears, the same tears Gilgamesh cried when his savage best friend Enkidu died cursing Shamhat the foul temptress who seduced him into civilization. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his sandalstraps and run away until he saw no more fields of unhealthy gluten and become a tall, healthy savage. The students applauded and became sober hunter-gatherers that day and accepted animals as their gods and saviors. A divine bird named “Anzu” flew into the room and perched atop the Battle Standard of Ur and shed feces on it. No tablet was read several times, and Enkidu himself popped back to life and planted many cedars that would support monkeys and elephants. The professor lost his priesthood and was fired upon by archers the next day. He tried to flee east but was killed by the King of Elam for failing to support civilization.
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A civilized Sumerian professor was teaching a class on all of history.
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Inanna and accept that beer was the greatest form of food in the world, even greater than bread!”
At this moment, a brave, independent, hunter-gatherer from the forest who had walked 1500 miles and understood the necessity of a small society of free people living in harmony with nature and fully supported all decisions made by himself stood up.
”Who's the greatest ruler in history, drunkard?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite urbanely and smugly replied “Gilgamesh, you stupid savage.”
”Wrong. It’s nobody. If it was Gilgamesh as you say... then wouldn't his deed of killing Humbaba and chopping down cedars made the world a better place rather than driving lions locally extinct, so no future king could wrestle them like my uncivilized brothers still do?”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his stylus and copy of the King List, which shattered into 3600 shards of clay. He stormed out of the room crying those Sumerian crocodile tears, the same tears Gilgamesh cried when his savage best friend Enkidu died cursing Shamhat the foul temptress who seduced him into civilization. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his sandalstraps and run away until he saw no more fields of unhealthy gluten and become a tall, healthy savage.
The students applauded and became sober hunter-gatherers that day and accepted animals as their gods and saviors. A divine bird named “Anzu” flew into the room and perched atop the Battle Standard of Ur and shed feces on it. No tablet was read several times, and Enkidu himself popped back to life and planted many cedars that would support monkeys and elephants.
The professor lost his priesthood and was fired upon by archers the next day. He tried to flee east but was killed by the King of Elam for failing to support civilization.
@@CharlioXD -- Fascinating! How did you ever come across this? Cheers from Acapulco!
@lgbtbrawlstars -- BRAVO! y Donde estas ahora? Saludos desde Acapulco!
@@steveegallo3384 hey! no idea, just searched up "sumerian copypasta" or something like that. cheers!