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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @HTacianas
    @HTacianas Год назад +1341

    General Sam is a hardened veteran of Tarkov, keeping cool under pressure. When people start shooting at his group, does he panic? No. He calmly walks away and leaves his teammates for dead.

    • @lucasportasio
      @lucasportasio Год назад +108

      its ESCAPE from Tarkov not SAVE MY DEAD WEIGHT FRIENDS from Tarkov

    • @Athicay
      @Athicay Год назад +3

      You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @akosv96
      @akosv96 Год назад

      He knows better.

    • @vapshockxd6516
      @vapshockxd6516 Год назад +8

      Who tf is General Sam, its Seneral Gam video

    • @daltonbronto6013
      @daltonbronto6013 Год назад

      Best method to avoid team killing lol

  • @Donutify123
    @Donutify123 Год назад +833

    I'll be honest, that intro made me feel incredibly uncomfortable, I was sure it was CGI that made Sam's face so scary, but after replaying it 10 times it feels real.

    • @MyGoodNeighbors
      @MyGoodNeighbors Год назад +53

      It’s just his true form don’t worry about it

    • @haroldbalzac6336
      @haroldbalzac6336 Год назад +7

      i will haVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT FOR A LONG TIME.

    • @bierrollerful
      @bierrollerful Год назад +58

      Sam must have accidentally turned off the AI filter that makes him look human.

    • @ronaldobrito3607
      @ronaldobrito3607 Год назад +5

      absolutely unnerving

    • @itscinfull240
      @itscinfull240 Год назад +1

      It really hit me once i realized it wasnt a mask😅

  • @ethanrobbins9401
    @ethanrobbins9401 Год назад +108

    “By the order of the peaky blinders” is a sleeper-agent trigger phrase for every brit on this earth

  • @Bund___Germs_Bund
    @Bund___Germs_Bund Год назад +293

    Sam's face is the most unnerving thing I've ever seen. As soon as he did that crouched walk I went into fight or flight for a second.

    • @stankobarabata2406
      @stankobarabata2406 Год назад +2

      Dude I thought I was the only one. I was surprised at my own instincts reacting like that when I know full well this is just Sam using a filter. Props to him, getting me to an adrenaline rush isn't easy these days.

  • @sirearctic
    @sirearctic Год назад +293

    I dont know what it is, but whenever I take a dump, there is just something about Sam's voice and appearance that stimulates me

    • @krazykoala1745
      @krazykoala1745 Год назад +34

      Reading this mid-shit is an experience, made me laugh so hard my hemorrhoids started actin up

    • @sirearctic
      @sirearctic Год назад +29

      @@krazykoala1745 see what i mean

    • @arealbigboss
      @arealbigboss Год назад +9

      Its a fear response

    • @GreedlingRush
      @GreedlingRush Год назад +1

      watching Sam's vids is the only way I can do my business anymore.

    • @Rectorol
      @Rectorol Год назад +3

      Browntown content choices are the most important content choices

  • @DaveOnFire100
    @DaveOnFire100 Год назад +145

    bro that opening was creepy AF gave me the chills

    • @Guaguadeath
      @Guaguadeath Год назад +12

      Yeah for real what the hell was even that lol

    • @iB_pOpN
      @iB_pOpN Год назад

      A ploy to weed out the weak, like yourselves.

    • @xamazingxethanx
      @xamazingxethanx Год назад +1

      The end is worse

    • @biggamer281
      @biggamer281 Год назад

      Didn't help that i was alone in the middle of the night

    • @llab3903
      @llab3903 Год назад +3

      @@biggamer281you weren’t alone

  • @SourDeeSloth
    @SourDeeSloth Год назад +163

    Sam finally shows us his face without makeup. Proud of you for coming out Sam.

  • @Slivyr
    @Slivyr Год назад +43

    I always get happy to hear Fungal back with the boys

  • @Athicay
    @Athicay Год назад +36

    Sam's energy is so unique, everything he says feels like when you're in a laughing fit with your friends. Absolutely love it.

  • @cykakto2099
    @cykakto2099 Год назад +17

    Not the kind of face you wanna see after just waking up. Lmao

  • @Isgonesomewhere
    @Isgonesomewhere Год назад +68

    Came at penis occilation, post nut depression occilated between disgust and resentment.

  • @taptgeit7881
    @taptgeit7881 Год назад +29

    just imagine you look over next to your buddy and he has a bad case of OPD and his 🥕 is doing friggin cartwheels in his cargo shorts

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 Год назад +1

      sounds like a circular saw cutting through plywood. NRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @yeetmeister3746
      @yeetmeister3746 Год назад

      lmao i confused OPD with COPD

  • @masteredcpucpu7501
    @masteredcpucpu7501 Год назад +9

    Dude Fungal just laying in the cut. He's always gets a laugh out of me.

  • @zazzrazzamatazz9970
    @zazzrazzamatazz9970 Год назад +17

    Imagine looking over and seeing Sam standing in the corner smiling like that, his penis oscillating faster than the human eye can distinguish...

  • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
    @the_real_Kurt_Yarish Год назад +10

    What's crazy is that opening wasn't a filter, Sam's face just _did_ that.

  • @mekacrab
    @mekacrab Год назад +7

    8:28 I didn't know Sam was in L.A. Noire for the PS4

  • @Ribabo
    @Ribabo Год назад +3

    Damn, i was falling asleep on my phone during the intro. The sound played and i opened my eyes to Sam being a lunatic. Just, why?

  • @lensflare5891
    @lensflare5891 Год назад +15

    Appreciate the tarkov content despite the hackers, good work

  • @Nullianak
    @Nullianak Год назад +22

    That opening made me briefly consider dropping patreom support never do that shit again

  • @Recall3333
    @Recall3333 Год назад +3

    Those first few seconds genuinely scared me🤣

  • @Damp_Toast
    @Damp_Toast Год назад +1

    "Check please" are the best dying words

  • @thelegoman1839
    @thelegoman1839 Год назад +94

    Sort of a low blow to make fun of a man's penis, Sam, especially considering your own.

    • @hh4826
      @hh4826 Год назад +23

      oscillating

    • @samemz
      @samemz Год назад

      you admit to seeing his penis?

  • @mangowox_5863
    @mangowox_5863 Год назад

    Foreskin Neo bit was A DAMN MASTERPIECE! The imagery in collaboration with the movie reference DESTROYED ME 😂

  • @derpsterdmad2755
    @derpsterdmad2755 Год назад +3

    Oh thank God mine isn't the only one that does that

  • @MrDastardlyDan
    @MrDastardlyDan Год назад +2

    That end, nightmare fuel.

  • @stephenkamps8925
    @stephenkamps8925 Год назад +1

    That's the stash of a man that's never played no Path of Exile I says

  • @BIGMANLOGJAM
    @BIGMANLOGJAM Год назад +23

    Love the intro and ending. Please build on that until the very last episode where we find out you’ve been feeding people meat to your brother the entire time.

  • @ReinertZerker
    @ReinertZerker Год назад +6

    Damn, I thought Sam looked sketch before. But shit, someone make him into an SCP.

  • @creamboyfuengshwei
    @creamboyfuengshwei Год назад

    Brother, that intro genuinelly kicked off my fight or flight response jesus lmao

  • @jessejibran3508
    @jessejibran3508 Год назад +4

    Nice to see Sam's face lift went exquisite

  • @Hugo_Golden
    @Hugo_Golden Год назад +1

    Nice jumper thing with the stripes looks good

  • @swyft1872
    @swyft1872 Год назад +2

    A new cryptid. It's Sam. He watches you in your most intimate moments. MENACINGLY

  • @nelliott500
    @nelliott500 Год назад +1

    I can't wait for a podcast using that filter.

  • @jasonc6820
    @jasonc6820 Год назад +2

    Real Sam is far more terrifying than ARG Sam could ever be...

  • @ajhymiller
    @ajhymiller Год назад +1

    Fungle’s return has been great

  • @nola211
    @nola211 Год назад +1

    This is a certified Seneral Gam classic

  • @drphalanges1520
    @drphalanges1520 5 месяцев назад

    Cartel's about to cut my head off on video: "Zoinks!"

  • @Goldsworthyr00lz
    @Goldsworthyr00lz Год назад +1

    I’ve been bringing back “zoinks” the last few years. It replaced “oof” and “yikes” with ease 👌🏼

  • @Gobbostopper
    @Gobbostopper Год назад

    Jesus that opening was legit unsettling like Max Headroom directed by David Lynch
    sublime

  • @bierrollerful
    @bierrollerful Год назад +1

    I guess I will just never sleep again after that intro.

  • @dominicrichardson5546
    @dominicrichardson5546 Год назад +1

    I love how you can get fungles location down to an area of

  • @orionsofamous
    @orionsofamous Год назад +4

    Love the vids Sam thank you 🙏

  • @mully8995
    @mully8995 Год назад +2

    NOT THE OSCILLATING PEEEEN

  • @isaacangeloff3753
    @isaacangeloff3753 Год назад

    That intro triggered my fight or flight

  • @DeimosTheDude
    @DeimosTheDude Год назад

    What a lovely, trustworthy smile you have.

  • @MrEL91N
    @MrEL91N Год назад +1

    I am quite good at video games typically but being brand new to mouse and keyboard I haven’t tried Tarkov yet for fear I would get destroyed. Seeing Sam play anyways despite everything stacked against him gives me the confidence I need to finally try. Thanks Sam!

    • @bigbalticbox
      @bigbalticbox Год назад

      You should have seen Sam play Tarkov back in 2017. He was one third as good then as he is now

  • @lightgrove7751
    @lightgrove7751 Год назад +1

    Only Abbey was supposed to see that O-face opening, geez 🥵

  • @potatolord7284
    @potatolord7284 Год назад

    I was expecting the "SCP 682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT" shit with the sirens and shit at the end when Sam got up to the screen

  • @brotatochimp
    @brotatochimp Год назад

    smile sam is some new kind of cryptid

  • @JC-oq5ex
    @JC-oq5ex Год назад

    I was not prepared for the phimosis bit

  • @AdarinMonk
    @AdarinMonk Год назад +3

    Sam, if you don't use that software on Die of Laughter at least once, I'm gonna be pissed

  • @Sammm107
    @Sammm107 Год назад +1

    Finally a Tarkov vid! Need more of this my guy

  • @him5698
    @him5698 Год назад +1

    Murder Miners. If you know, you know

    • @hh4826
      @hh4826 Год назад

      MM is the goat

  • @stevensheets7217
    @stevensheets7217 Год назад

    This one will stay with me for life

  • @Radian333
    @Radian333 Год назад +1

    holy fuck sam your timing is perfect I just watched Kairo last night...

  • @mikeliterous5621
    @mikeliterous5621 Год назад +1

    Bro the outro holy shit.

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut Год назад +1

    new seneral gam video just dropped, let's go!

  • @sombra_rex1212
    @sombra_rex1212 Год назад

    Im Glad I waited till 7 in the morning to watch this instead of 1 in the morning like when I found it that shit was creepy as gell I thought something felt off about his in the intro

  • @charles7998
    @charles7998 Год назад +1

    That filter is incredibly cursed

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 Год назад +1

    As if sams face didnt scream danger as is, he does this.
    First you dont trust him with your kids, now i dont trust him with anyone.

  • @FleetaFleegalBuckFut
    @FleetaFleegalBuckFut Год назад

    This can only be called “art”

  • @Ballan999
    @Ballan999 Год назад

    Yeah that intro creeped me out in a good way

  • @ForeverB0b
    @ForeverB0b Год назад

    I'm 100% saying Zoinks! right before I die.

  • @drifty_mouse5715
    @drifty_mouse5715 Год назад +1

    This made me oscillate

  • @GeneticSteve
    @GeneticSteve Год назад

    Escape from Frostnipistan.

  • @MattIsBored322
    @MattIsBored322 8 месяцев назад

    i thought that intro was a render and not real, then i realized it was sams actual face and my fight or flight activated, causing me to abandon my car at speed to distance myself from my phone

  • @couldntcarelessman
    @couldntcarelessman Год назад

    So glad to be on the second channel

  • @BigGucciCholo
    @BigGucciCholo Год назад

    The opening on this is actually cursed

  • @paidtoaster7644
    @paidtoaster7644 Год назад

    Nice outro I will not recover from this

  • @taysoncook6971
    @taysoncook6971 Год назад

    kedr chads vs punyman shotgunners. kedr gang unmatched

  • @jessethehappyguy
    @jessethehappyguy Год назад

    Filter Sam will haunt my nightmares

  • @xxplosive656
    @xxplosive656 Год назад +3

    Jesus christ Sam, I haven't gotten past 10 seconds of this video because of that god damn intro. As if your real face wasn't terrifying enough...

  • @Mergan2001
    @Mergan2001 Год назад

    I tapped the left arrow key to the beat of imperial march before i watched

  • @jubbyquarkret4262
    @jubbyquarkret4262 Год назад

    Main channel is hitting the dab pen. Second is chiefing it.

  • @xenemyx
    @xenemyx Год назад

    Zoinks. A plane hit the second tower.

  • @ashkiimaiitsoh7223
    @ashkiimaiitsoh7223 Год назад

    Seeing how some people play this game and run around with wreckers abandon and somehow still get kills while I go through entire battle plans with my buddy just to get 360 YY noscoped by a scav cross map pisses me off.

  • @gitbig333
    @gitbig333 Год назад

    The SadWorld vibes are heavy. Love it sam

  • @flashahhasavedeveryoneofus2824

    Seeing this ak on his body really resolved that savage 😄

  • @NitroGummyBear
    @NitroGummyBear Год назад

    Ok. Smoking at 1:30 am after a few beers and clicking on Sam’s vid was not the move tonight. Nightmares after that opening.

  • @chaseolson1923
    @chaseolson1923 Год назад

    A podcast and a second channel upload!! Golly!

  • @HEXLOOM
    @HEXLOOM Год назад

    what an intro. holy crap LOL

  • @concretel10n
    @concretel10n Год назад +5

    Why would anyone tell a friend like sam they breastfed until an unreasonably late age?

  • @Azirof
    @Azirof Год назад

    Well I hated that beginning, but it was like I couldn’t look away. 😅

  • @robjob6537
    @robjob6537 Год назад

    This is my first day of in 6 days and now ima have a nightmare of that intro...lol nice

  • @mindpotato
    @mindpotato Год назад

    thought this was a main channel video

  • @Moghwhy
    @Moghwhy Год назад

    My sweet little ocelot

  • @glovesforsocks4603
    @glovesforsocks4603 Год назад

    this is main channel worthy

  • @joshuajanuary3847
    @joshuajanuary3847 Год назад

    I would love to see Sam take on ghost of tabor

  • @CHmLgN
    @CHmLgN Год назад

    3:37 "Mmm, check please!"

  • @mynameisjames12189
    @mynameisjames12189 Год назад +1

    Thanks Sammy

  • @TheDancingDoggo
    @TheDancingDoggo Год назад

    Im pretty sure that intro just made me shit myself. Thanks Sam!

  • @Manny-fc8ym
    @Manny-fc8ym Год назад

    This is Analog Horror

  • @gaddiusgaddium9082
    @gaddiusgaddium9082 Год назад

    That intro was almost as scary as your Draw My Life video

  • @SharpShooter1086
    @SharpShooter1086 Год назад

    I am too high for that intro

  • @Captiiva
    @Captiiva Год назад

    That crazy looking mo fo at the beginning and the end is def the one who stole yo vape.

  • @baldingbus
    @baldingbus Год назад

    what editing software do you use

  • @crauthen329
    @crauthen329 Год назад +4

    I’d honestly pay to have hours of uncut content from Sam. He’s creepily soothing. Yuck

  • @whydoesthishappentome2724
    @whydoesthishappentome2724 Год назад

    BIG WIGGLY STYLE BANGER

  • @thesovereignslav7462
    @thesovereignslav7462 Год назад

    Well it was fun using this spot while I could

  • @chill-pil3228
    @chill-pil3228 Год назад +1

    That cool moment when you figure out you have phimosis via a seneral gam vid