General Sam is a hardened veteran of Tarkov, keeping cool under pressure. When people start shooting at his group, does he panic? No. He calmly walks away and leaves his teammates for dead.
I'll be honest, that intro made me feel incredibly uncomfortable, I was sure it was CGI that made Sam's face so scary, but after replaying it 10 times it feels real.
Dude I thought I was the only one. I was surprised at my own instincts reacting like that when I know full well this is just Sam using a filter. Props to him, getting me to an adrenaline rush isn't easy these days.
Love the intro and ending. Please build on that until the very last episode where we find out you’ve been feeding people meat to your brother the entire time.
I am quite good at video games typically but being brand new to mouse and keyboard I haven’t tried Tarkov yet for fear I would get destroyed. Seeing Sam play anyways despite everything stacked against him gives me the confidence I need to finally try. Thanks Sam!
Im Glad I waited till 7 in the morning to watch this instead of 1 in the morning like when I found it that shit was creepy as gell I thought something felt off about his in the intro
i thought that intro was a render and not real, then i realized it was sams actual face and my fight or flight activated, causing me to abandon my car at speed to distance myself from my phone
Seeing how some people play this game and run around with wreckers abandon and somehow still get kills while I go through entire battle plans with my buddy just to get 360 YY noscoped by a scav cross map pisses me off.
General Sam is a hardened veteran of Tarkov, keeping cool under pressure. When people start shooting at his group, does he panic? No. He calmly walks away and leaves his teammates for dead.
its ESCAPE from Tarkov not SAVE MY DEAD WEIGHT FRIENDS from Tarkov
You had me in the first half, not gonna lie
He knows better.
Who tf is General Sam, its Seneral Gam video
Best method to avoid team killing lol
I'll be honest, that intro made me feel incredibly uncomfortable, I was sure it was CGI that made Sam's face so scary, but after replaying it 10 times it feels real.
It’s just his true form don’t worry about it
i will haVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THAT FOR A LONG TIME.
Sam must have accidentally turned off the AI filter that makes him look human.
absolutely unnerving
It really hit me once i realized it wasnt a mask😅
“By the order of the peaky blinders” is a sleeper-agent trigger phrase for every brit on this earth
Sam's face is the most unnerving thing I've ever seen. As soon as he did that crouched walk I went into fight or flight for a second.
Dude I thought I was the only one. I was surprised at my own instincts reacting like that when I know full well this is just Sam using a filter. Props to him, getting me to an adrenaline rush isn't easy these days.
I dont know what it is, but whenever I take a dump, there is just something about Sam's voice and appearance that stimulates me
Reading this mid-shit is an experience, made me laugh so hard my hemorrhoids started actin up
@@krazykoala1745 see what i mean
Its a fear response
watching Sam's vids is the only way I can do my business anymore.
Browntown content choices are the most important content choices
bro that opening was creepy AF gave me the chills
Yeah for real what the hell was even that lol
A ploy to weed out the weak, like yourselves.
The end is worse
Didn't help that i was alone in the middle of the night
@@biggamer281you weren’t alone
Sam finally shows us his face without makeup. Proud of you for coming out Sam.
I always get happy to hear Fungal back with the boys
Sam's energy is so unique, everything he says feels like when you're in a laughing fit with your friends. Absolutely love it.
Not the kind of face you wanna see after just waking up. Lmao
Came at penis occilation, post nut depression occilated between disgust and resentment.
just imagine you look over next to your buddy and he has a bad case of OPD and his 🥕 is doing friggin cartwheels in his cargo shorts
sounds like a circular saw cutting through plywood. NRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
lmao i confused OPD with COPD
Dude Fungal just laying in the cut. He's always gets a laugh out of me.
Imagine looking over and seeing Sam standing in the corner smiling like that, his penis oscillating faster than the human eye can distinguish...
What's crazy is that opening wasn't a filter, Sam's face just _did_ that.
8:28 I didn't know Sam was in L.A. Noire for the PS4
Damn, i was falling asleep on my phone during the intro. The sound played and i opened my eyes to Sam being a lunatic. Just, why?
Appreciate the tarkov content despite the hackers, good work
That opening made me briefly consider dropping patreom support never do that shit again
Those first few seconds genuinely scared me🤣
"Check please" are the best dying words
Sort of a low blow to make fun of a man's penis, Sam, especially considering your own.
oscillating
you admit to seeing his penis?
Foreskin Neo bit was A DAMN MASTERPIECE! The imagery in collaboration with the movie reference DESTROYED ME 😂
Oh thank God mine isn't the only one that does that
That end, nightmare fuel.
That's the stash of a man that's never played no Path of Exile I says
Love the intro and ending. Please build on that until the very last episode where we find out you’ve been feeding people meat to your brother the entire time.
Damn, I thought Sam looked sketch before. But shit, someone make him into an SCP.
Brother, that intro genuinelly kicked off my fight or flight response jesus lmao
Nice to see Sam's face lift went exquisite
Nice jumper thing with the stripes looks good
A new cryptid. It's Sam. He watches you in your most intimate moments. MENACINGLY
I can't wait for a podcast using that filter.
what is the filter?
Real Sam is far more terrifying than ARG Sam could ever be...
Fungle’s return has been great
This is a certified Seneral Gam classic
Cartel's about to cut my head off on video: "Zoinks!"
I’ve been bringing back “zoinks” the last few years. It replaced “oof” and “yikes” with ease 👌🏼
Jesus that opening was legit unsettling like Max Headroom directed by David Lynch
sublime
I guess I will just never sleep again after that intro.
I love how you can get fungles location down to an area of
Love the vids Sam thank you 🙏
NOT THE OSCILLATING PEEEEN
That intro triggered my fight or flight
What a lovely, trustworthy smile you have.
I am quite good at video games typically but being brand new to mouse and keyboard I haven’t tried Tarkov yet for fear I would get destroyed. Seeing Sam play anyways despite everything stacked against him gives me the confidence I need to finally try. Thanks Sam!
You should have seen Sam play Tarkov back in 2017. He was one third as good then as he is now
Only Abbey was supposed to see that O-face opening, geez 🥵
I was expecting the "SCP 682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT" shit with the sirens and shit at the end when Sam got up to the screen
smile sam is some new kind of cryptid
I was not prepared for the phimosis bit
Sam, if you don't use that software on Die of Laughter at least once, I'm gonna be pissed
Finally a Tarkov vid! Need more of this my guy
Murder Miners. If you know, you know
MM is the goat
This one will stay with me for life
holy fuck sam your timing is perfect I just watched Kairo last night...
Bro the outro holy shit.
new seneral gam video just dropped, let's go!
Im Glad I waited till 7 in the morning to watch this instead of 1 in the morning like when I found it that shit was creepy as gell I thought something felt off about his in the intro
That filter is incredibly cursed
As if sams face didnt scream danger as is, he does this.
First you dont trust him with your kids, now i dont trust him with anyone.
This can only be called “art”
Yeah that intro creeped me out in a good way
I'm 100% saying Zoinks! right before I die.
This made me oscillate
Escape from Frostnipistan.
i thought that intro was a render and not real, then i realized it was sams actual face and my fight or flight activated, causing me to abandon my car at speed to distance myself from my phone
So glad to be on the second channel
The opening on this is actually cursed
Nice outro I will not recover from this
kedr chads vs punyman shotgunners. kedr gang unmatched
Filter Sam will haunt my nightmares
Jesus christ Sam, I haven't gotten past 10 seconds of this video because of that god damn intro. As if your real face wasn't terrifying enough...
I tapped the left arrow key to the beat of imperial march before i watched
Main channel is hitting the dab pen. Second is chiefing it.
Zoinks. A plane hit the second tower.
Seeing how some people play this game and run around with wreckers abandon and somehow still get kills while I go through entire battle plans with my buddy just to get 360 YY noscoped by a scav cross map pisses me off.
The SadWorld vibes are heavy. Love it sam
Seeing this ak on his body really resolved that savage 😄
Ok. Smoking at 1:30 am after a few beers and clicking on Sam’s vid was not the move tonight. Nightmares after that opening.
A podcast and a second channel upload!! Golly!
what an intro. holy crap LOL
Why would anyone tell a friend like sam they breastfed until an unreasonably late age?
Gib milkies
Well I hated that beginning, but it was like I couldn’t look away. 😅
This is my first day of in 6 days and now ima have a nightmare of that intro...lol nice
thought this was a main channel video
My sweet little ocelot
this is main channel worthy
I would love to see Sam take on ghost of tabor
3:37 "Mmm, check please!"
Thanks Sammy
Im pretty sure that intro just made me shit myself. Thanks Sam!
This is Analog Horror
That intro was almost as scary as your Draw My Life video
I am too high for that intro
That crazy looking mo fo at the beginning and the end is def the one who stole yo vape.
what editing software do you use
I’d honestly pay to have hours of uncut content from Sam. He’s creepily soothing. Yuck
He’s Jewish 😔
BIG WIGGLY STYLE BANGER
Well it was fun using this spot while I could
That cool moment when you figure out you have phimosis via a seneral gam vid